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Poor Jessica Biel - even when she makes a point to dress like she's on her way to a tea service at Grandma's house, she still manages to look more do-able than ninety-seven percent of the women in the world's history by a couple dozen of factors of ten. Oh wait, did I say "Poor Jessica Biel"? I meant "Lucky me".
Blue flowers, red hot
Jessica has curves in places most women don't even have places
Jessica en route to the sexiest piano recital ever
At this rate, Jessica's going to have to start wearing a burqa - well, that or fight off lawsuits from guys unable to keep their eyes on the road when she's shopping in Beverly Hills!
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