So we were out on the job waiting around Chateau Marmont, when guess who should happen to stop by but Orlando's ex-girlfriend Kate Bosworth! And while we couldn't help but take notice the frighteningly waifish Ms. Bosworth, if Orlando was in, she wasn't even on his radar - she kept knocking on Orlando's door and making calls on her cell phone, but nobody came out of the bungalow to greet her!
Gee, Penelope Cruz is in town right now - think Orlando might have been otherwise occupied?
Does Orlando prefer curves...
...to vertical lines?
Non-donkadonk
What, did this happen by accident?
Whoever convinced Kate Bosworth that she needed to drop a few pounds, incidentally, really ought to be brought up on criminal charges for crimes against nature. I mean, I remember nearly getting into accidents back when posters for Blue Crush were plastered on every bus stop and billboard in the city - she was just that head-turningly hot. Now? She's still a head-turner allright - but not exactly for the same reasons...