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The Artie Of Busting On Lindsay Lohan

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Howard Stern's main man Artie Lange put on a hell of a performance at Beacher's Madhouse in Vegas on Saturday night. We all know he's funny, but who knew he was such a good actor? He was keepin' it sober while he held a "drink" (we all know it was just soda water, Artie) and one of those fake cigarettes -- nice touch!

The climax of the night came with Mr. Lange launched his cocktail on the audience while at the same time launching a verbal tirade against a troubled Lindsay Lohan. What does he have against Lilo? Perhaps he identifies with a young star who's wasting her life on drugs and alcohol ...



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BTW Howard, if you're reading this -- I've been a fan of yours since I first listened to your show and if things don't work out between you and Beth, gimme a call! (32 - 26 - 32, 5' 8", 125 lbs.)

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Posted by: Anonymous


Artie Is Hot and it doesnt matter if he is 400 pounds or 150... Guys Like Him and Jeff Beacher girls love cause they are funny and cool...

Posted by: Artie Lover


never heard of him, don't wanna see him again

Posted by: Anonymous


never heard of him, don't wanna see him again

Posted by: Anonymous


artie lange is sooooooooo hot

Posted by: frannie kiczek


Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


never heard of him, don't wanna see him again
August 1, 2007 3:53 AM
Posted by: Anonymous :

what-do you live under a rock or something? get a grip. I understand you may be use to looking at countless pics of emaciated, strung out starlets who contribute very little to society (not that Artie really contributes either) but I find it refreshing that X17 put him on their page. He maybe a hot mess but he's funny as hell and is part of group that has revolutionized radio.

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Lindsey in Jail yet?

Posted by: Anonymous


poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..

Posted by: Anonymous


poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..

Posted by: Anonymous


poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..

Posted by: Anonymous


I LOVE ARTIE!!!!!!! :)

Posted by: Anonymous


IS THAT FAT BASTARD FROM THE AUSTIN POWERS FILMS?

Posted by: Anonymous


FAT, DEPRESSED, LOSER. HE SHOULD BE ON PSYCH MEDS.

Posted by: V


Artie is really fun and hot as well!!

Posted by: kelli


Artie is really fun and hot as well!!

Posted by: kelli


YOU KNOW THAT GAY HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT THIS STUPID NASTY SLOB. HE IS SO GROSS. AND SWEATY.

Posted by: KIMMY JONES


He is sick. nasty.

Posted by: Anonymous


Well at least someone on that dipshit's show made it into the news....even if it is only on an online gossip site.

Posted by: Anonymous


haha @ anon 6:59!!

Posted by: Anonymous


or perhaps he sees her for what she is.. a wasted , talentless piece of shit..

Posted by: Anonymous


1'st time/ non-violent perp's - diversion, Licence suspicion & probation.

is that you?

Posted by: Sporting Pro


Sirius is awesome, Howard, Fred, Robin, Artie, Benjy, Gary, JD, Sal, Richard, the Scotts, Doug, Ronnie, Will, Jason, and all of the other people are awesome.

But I guess if you'd rather read the 1500th article about Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake or Kim Kardashian, that's your prerogative.

Artie is one of the few real people who have ever been posted here. He wasn't raised with billions, with controversy, or celebrity, he just came up for a jersey kid to be on the greatest radio show in history.

Posted by: Goose


Beacher is always bringing celebrity mishaps to the forefront.

He had Mini Britney and mini Federlein that was hysterical.

Beacher you're a genius

Chad

Posted by: Anonymous


Beacher is always bringing celebrity mishaps to the forefront.

He had Mini Britney and mini Federlein that was hysterical.

Beacher you're a genius

Posted by: Billy Bert


Hell ya! Artie was awesome I loved the show!

Posted by: Tim Loomis


The show on Saturday was just Artie at its best!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie is the shit. End of story.

"YOU KNOW THAT GAY HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT THIS STUPID NASTY SLOB. HE IS SO GROSS. AND SWEATY"

You need to go buy a gun.. and shoot your self in the head.

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie is the bomb. Any of you who think otherwize need to keep your mouths to yourself.

Posted by: Anonymous


I dont see any of you standing in front of thousands of people MAKEING THEM ALL LAUGH. Admit it your jsut jelous that Artie rocks your face.

Posted by: Anonymous


I dont see any of you standing in front of thousands of people MAKEING THEM ALL LAUGH. Admit it your jsut jelous that Artie rocks your face.

Posted by: Anonymous


beachers + artie = BEST SHOW IVE EVER SEEN i love it simply love it do it again sometime guys.

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie is not funny. He is a HUGE waste of space. Bring Jackie back!!!

Posted by: Sal Gagonnads


Beacher always brings the fun. Honestly ide expect some great like artie to be at one of his shows. Well done beacher

Posted by: Joe


MOre! MORE! I LOVE HIM!
BUT I PREFER RALPH MACCHIO!!!

Posted by: Phillys


Artie Lange is the man!!! I prefer him over Howard any day! Dont get me wrong tho Howard is also the man! Cudos!! Encore!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I cant believe you just said artie is a waste of space. If you think so bad about him ide like to see you become ANYWHERE near as popular as him. your done.

Posted by: Anonymous


I cant believe you just said artie is a waste of space. If you think so bad about him ide like to see you become ANYWHERE near as popular as him. your done.

Posted by: Anonymous


Im in love with artie lange. If you cant say anything good dont talk.

Posted by: Anonymous


I love arties bit about fire crotch. She deserves it. dont hit the bad line!

Posted by: Anonymous


I wonder if artie lange is the good coke dealer ^.^ hahaha look him up Lohan

Posted by: Anonymous


When artie threw the drink into the crowd on saturday night at the hardrock... it was the climax for sure. no one left unhappy

Posted by: Anonymous


i hope artie makes his own show or program. it would rule sell out everytime just like at the hardrock.

Posted by: Anonymous


Grats beacher grats. Brilliant grab on Artie

Posted by: Anonymous


i loved his show at the hardrock. its no suprise that it sold out. i hope to see him again.

Posted by: Anonymous


artie lange is getting big im worried about his weight... i dont want to see him go down the drain because of his obeisity

Posted by: Johnny G.


artie lange is getting big im worried about his weight... i dont want to see him go down the drain because of his obeisity

Posted by: Johnny G.


Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.

Posted by: Nando Fan


i love how artie can always make his fans the happiest people in the world... if at least for a little while.

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.

Posted by: Nando Fan


Nando... your mother beat you when u were a kid huh... artie is the man! you dislike because he isnt afraid to speak his mind. i say we need to put you out to dry

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.

Posted by: Nando Fan


I agree Nando is an r-tard leave comments like that OUT of this

Posted by: Johnny G.


Artie is the man! I think nando is just jealous. so dont mind him. Go artie!

Posted by: travis


He keeps his crowd going... you dont see much people able to do that anymore. weather you like him or not he is good at what he does.

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie is possibly one of the most intelligent men out there right now... and hes not afraid to speak his mind. i dont see why people can be so mean to him.

Posted by: Anonymous


Nando is wayyyy jealous... i think he needs to just shut up. artie rules the comedy planet

Posted by: Anonymous


lindsay either needs to do more coke to get the feel out of here system or she needs to stop because she is ruining everything she has going for her

Posted by: Anonymous


I love how Artie can speak his mind about anything! Lindsay deserves everything thats coming to her

Posted by: Anonymous


I wish artie would do shows on a regular basis like the one he did at the hardrock! it would be so awesome!

Posted by: Anonymous


i cant believe anyone would dislike artie...? thats like comedy abuse.

Posted by: roger


Artie lange and lindsay lohan should do a show together! i bet it would be AWESOME.

Posted by: Anonymous


If artie dies from his current weight problem... he will have died a happy man... and will have made millions of people happy

Posted by: Anonymous


Lange rocks the crowd. always so nice to his fans. thats huge.

Posted by: Anonymous


i cant believe anyone would dislike artie...? thats like comedy abuse.

Posted by: roger


someone dislike arti!!??!?! omg those people have something seriously messed up in thier heads.

Posted by: Anonymous


we all need to take a sec to realize how great this man really is. I mean he can speak his mind without any question. i think we all should learn from him.

Posted by: Anonymous


i wonder if lange is always drunk during his shows? that would be kinda funny and make sense.

Posted by: Anonymous


if more people could be like lange this world would be a wayyy better place to live in! i dont think it would ever be boring.

Posted by: Anonymous


someone should build a statue of artie lange somewhere. he deserves it.

Posted by: Anonymous


Go artie vegas loves you!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie come back and do a show at the hardrock again!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


hahaha ide love to h ear more thoughts of arties about lohan

Posted by: Anonymous


the howard stern show is the mad bomb. I think its awesome that artie is howards right hand guy. More power to him.

Posted by: Anonymous


ugh lohan is so overrated... the more bad comments she gets the more popular she is... i dont understand celebs these days. i think artie should definatly do more about lohan

Posted by: Anonymous


langes funniest stuff came off of MadTV i loved seeing him on Mad. he should go back and do a few more skits.

Posted by: Anonymous


Lohan is wasting her poor little life... and her amazing body how sad. i wonder who will take her place.

Posted by: Anonymous


If lange was a food he would be a gummy bear. a red one.

Posted by: Anonymous


the best thing lohan can do for herself now is take the bad line of coke and blow her heart up

Posted by: Anonymous


On the gummy bear subject... what kind of gummy bear would Lohan be??? i mean really. my guys would be a pink one but do they make pink ones?

Posted by: Anonymous


Arties show at the hardrock was awesome. good comedy good drinks free cigs. it doesnt get better.

Posted by: Anonymous


On the gummy bear subject... what kind of gummy bear would Lohan be??? i mean really. my guys would be a pink one but do they make pink ones?

Posted by: Anonymous


Arties show at the hardrock was awesome. good comedy good drinks free cigs. it doesnt get better.

Posted by: Anonymous


I think she would be a white... cocaine flavoured gummie... do you think they can make cocaine flavored gummies?

Posted by: Anonymous


how big artie is is his own business... you dont see him go around complaining that your to fat or to skinny. so leave him alone about it.

Posted by: Anonymous


arties show at the hardrock was hardcore. pure energy i loved it... everyone did not a bad part in it at all.

Posted by: Anonymous


Lohan is going to be huge now that artie lange said something about her... theres going to be hundreds of posts about her and her drugs. woopdy freekin doo.

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie lange is right up there with all of the best of the comedians. i dont have a problem with him.

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie Rock's he's so good on the Stern show.As for Lindsay she deserves all the crap she's getting,she brought it on all herself, F her

Posted by: Poonster


i think artie lange should be on ask a ninja it would be soooo awesome!

Posted by: Anonymous


Artie Rock's he's so good on the Stern show.As for Lindsay she deserves all the crap she's getting,she brought it on all herself, F her

Posted by: Poonster


artie should go back to MadTV for at least one episode. it would be the episode heard around the world.

Posted by: Anonymous


Lohan is finally going to get whats coming to her. thank god. she has messed up way to may times.

Posted by: Anonymous


Lindsay needs to hit that bad line of coke for all of our sakes. i think it would make all of our lifes sooo much easier.

Posted by: Anonymous


lindsay is a beautifull girl... i wish she wouldnt mess up everything she has going for her for a lil high. jeez

Posted by: Anonymous


i wanna see a comedy roast on lohan... with lange leading. i think it would be AWESOME. she would prabably cry.

Posted by: Anonymous


hmm maybe if we post about it they will sometime! because i personally would love to see that also.

Posted by: Anonymous


Lange should offer some coke to lohan for a good ol' night in bed hahaha i think they would both enjoy that.

Posted by: Anonymous


Howard stern needs to get more thanks because hes the one that started Lange. so thanks goes out to both of these helarious men.

Posted by: Anonymous


if lange had his own show what would it be called??

Posted by: Anonymous


this guy looks close to death. see him quickly if interested! stern's got talent for finding near-death, downsloping appendages. he catches a little of their originality as they pass him by on their way out.

Posted by: tik tik tik tik....


ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!

Posted by: mb


ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!

Posted by: mb


ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!

Posted by: mb


ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!

Posted by: mb






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