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The Artie Of Busting On Lindsay Lohan

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Howard Stern's main man Artie Lange put on a hell of a performance at Beacher's Madhouse in Vegas on Saturday night. We all know he's funny, but who knew he was such a good actor? He was keepin' it sober while he held a "drink" (we all know it was just soda water, Artie) and one of those fake cigarettes -- nice touch!

The climax of the night came with Mr. Lange launched his cocktail on the audience while at the same time launching a verbal tirade against a troubled Lindsay Lohan. What does he have against Lilo? Perhaps he identifies with a young star who's wasting her life on drugs and alcohol ...



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BTW Howard, if you're reading this -- I've been a fan of yours since I first listened to your show and if things don't work out between you and Beth, gimme a call! (32 - 26 - 32, 5' 8", 125 lbs.)

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Posted by: Anonymous

anyone alive?

Celebrities HQ Pics Here



Posted by: Artie Lover

Artie Is Hot and it doesnt matter if he is 400 pounds or 150... Guys Like Him and Jeff Beacher girls love cause they are funny and cool...



Posted by: Anonymous

never heard of him, don't wanna see him again



Posted by: Anonymous

never heard of him, don't wanna see him again



Posted by: frannie kiczek

artie lange is sooooooooo hot



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie may be a big slob... But Lindsey is a Coke WHORE no matter how you phrase it!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

never heard of him, don't wanna see him again
August 1, 2007 3:53 AM
Posted by: Anonymous :

what-do you live under a rock or something? get a grip. I understand you may be use to looking at countless pics of emaciated, strung out starlets who contribute very little to society (not that Artie really contributes either) but I find it refreshing that X17 put him on their page. He maybe a hot mess but he's funny as hell and is part of group that has revolutionized radio.



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

Is Lindsey in Jail yet?



Posted by: Anonymous

poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..



Posted by: Anonymous

poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..



Posted by: Anonymous

poor lindsey shes so young and stupid.. what will she do in jail with no entourage of scum bags around her.. 3 Years in Jail is a long time.. When Lindsey get out she will be worse than Tara reid..



Posted by: Anonymous

I LOVE ARTIE!!!!!!! :)



Posted by: Anonymous

IS THAT FAT BASTARD FROM THE AUSTIN POWERS FILMS?



Posted by: V

FAT, DEPRESSED, LOSER. HE SHOULD BE ON PSYCH MEDS.



Posted by: kelli

Artie is really fun and hot as well!!



Posted by: kelli

Artie is really fun and hot as well!!



Posted by: KIMMY JONES

YOU KNOW THAT GAY HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT THIS STUPID NASTY SLOB. HE IS SO GROSS. AND SWEATY.



Posted by: Anonymous

He is sick. nasty.



Posted by: Anonymous

Well at least someone on that dipshit's show made it into the news....even if it is only on an online gossip site.



Posted by: Anonymous

haha @ anon 6:59!!



Posted by: Anonymous

or perhaps he sees her for what she is.. a wasted , talentless piece of shit..



Posted by: Sporting Pro

1'st time/ non-violent perp's - diversion, Licence suspicion & probation.

is that you?



Posted by: Goose

Sirius is awesome, Howard, Fred, Robin, Artie, Benjy, Gary, JD, Sal, Richard, the Scotts, Doug, Ronnie, Will, Jason, and all of the other people are awesome.

But I guess if you'd rather read the 1500th article about Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake or Kim Kardashian, that's your prerogative.

Artie is one of the few real people who have ever been posted here. He wasn't raised with billions, with controversy, or celebrity, he just came up for a jersey kid to be on the greatest radio show in history.



Posted by: Anonymous

Beacher is always bringing celebrity mishaps to the forefront.

He had Mini Britney and mini Federlein that was hysterical.

Beacher you're a genius

Chad



Posted by: Billy Bert

Beacher is always bringing celebrity mishaps to the forefront.

He had Mini Britney and mini Federlein that was hysterical.

Beacher you're a genius



Posted by: Tim Loomis

Hell ya! Artie was awesome I loved the show!



Posted by: Anonymous

The show on Saturday was just Artie at its best!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie is the shit. End of story.

"YOU KNOW THAT GAY HOWARD STERN'S SHOW IS ON HERE POSTING ABOUT THIS STUPID NASTY SLOB. HE IS SO GROSS. AND SWEATY"

You need to go buy a gun.. and shoot your self in the head.



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie is the bomb. Any of you who think otherwize need to keep your mouths to yourself.



Posted by: Anonymous

I dont see any of you standing in front of thousands of people MAKEING THEM ALL LAUGH. Admit it your jsut jelous that Artie rocks your face.



Posted by: Anonymous

I dont see any of you standing in front of thousands of people MAKEING THEM ALL LAUGH. Admit it your jsut jelous that Artie rocks your face.



Posted by: Anonymous

beachers + artie = BEST SHOW IVE EVER SEEN i love it simply love it do it again sometime guys.



Posted by: Sal Gagonnads

Artie is not funny. He is a HUGE waste of space. Bring Jackie back!!!



Posted by: Joe

Beacher always brings the fun. Honestly ide expect some great like artie to be at one of his shows. Well done beacher



Posted by: Phillys

MOre! MORE! I LOVE HIM!
BUT I PREFER RALPH MACCHIO!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie Lange is the man!!! I prefer him over Howard any day! Dont get me wrong tho Howard is also the man! Cudos!! Encore!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I cant believe you just said artie is a waste of space. If you think so bad about him ide like to see you become ANYWHERE near as popular as him. your done.



Posted by: Anonymous

I cant believe you just said artie is a waste of space. If you think so bad about him ide like to see you become ANYWHERE near as popular as him. your done.



Posted by: Anonymous

Im in love with artie lange. If you cant say anything good dont talk.



Posted by: Anonymous

I love arties bit about fire crotch. She deserves it. dont hit the bad line!



Posted by: Anonymous

I wonder if artie lange is the good coke dealer ^.^ hahaha look him up Lohan



Posted by: Anonymous

When artie threw the drink into the crowd on saturday night at the hardrock... it was the climax for sure. no one left unhappy



Posted by: Anonymous

i hope artie makes his own show or program. it would rule sell out everytime just like at the hardrock.



Posted by: Anonymous

Grats beacher grats. Brilliant grab on Artie



Posted by: Anonymous

i loved his show at the hardrock. its no suprise that it sold out. i hope to see him again.



Posted by: Johnny G.

artie lange is getting big im worried about his weight... i dont want to see him go down the drain because of his obeisity



Posted by: Johnny G.

artie lange is getting big im worried about his weight... i dont want to see him go down the drain because of his obeisity



Posted by: Nando Fan

Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.



Posted by: Anonymous

i love how artie can always make his fans the happiest people in the world... if at least for a little while.



Posted by: Nando Fan

Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.



Posted by: Anonymous

Nando... your mother beat you when u were a kid huh... artie is the man! you dislike because he isnt afraid to speak his mind. i say we need to put you out to dry



Posted by: Nando Fan

Artie SUCKS and people are only being nice to him because of HOWARD. Stop with the pity party and put this HACK out to dry already. He sound like shit on the radio and Howard need to get a real pro in his seat. Enough already.



Posted by: Johnny G.

I agree Nando is an r-tard leave comments like that OUT of this



Posted by: travis

Artie is the man! I think nando is just jealous. so dont mind him. Go artie!



Posted by: Anonymous

He keeps his crowd going... you dont see much people able to do that anymore. weather you like him or not he is good at what he does.



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie is possibly one of the most intelligent men out there right now... and hes not afraid to speak his mind. i dont see why people can be so mean to him.



Posted by: Anonymous

Nando is wayyyy jealous... i think he needs to just shut up. artie rules the comedy planet



Posted by: Anonymous

lindsay either needs to do more coke to get the feel out of here system or she needs to stop because she is ruining everything she has going for her



Posted by: Anonymous

I love how Artie can speak his mind about anything! Lindsay deserves everything thats coming to her



Posted by: Anonymous

I wish artie would do shows on a regular basis like the one he did at the hardrock! it would be so awesome!



Posted by: roger

i cant believe anyone would dislike artie...? thats like comedy abuse.



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie lange and lindsay lohan should do a show together! i bet it would be AWESOME.



Posted by: Anonymous

If artie dies from his current weight problem... he will have died a happy man... and will have made millions of people happy



Posted by: Anonymous

Lange rocks the crowd. always so nice to his fans. thats huge.



Posted by: roger

i cant believe anyone would dislike artie...? thats like comedy abuse.



Posted by: Anonymous

someone dislike arti!!??!?! omg those people have something seriously messed up in thier heads.



Posted by: Anonymous

we all need to take a sec to realize how great this man really is. I mean he can speak his mind without any question. i think we all should learn from him.



Posted by: Anonymous

i wonder if lange is always drunk during his shows? that would be kinda funny and make sense.



Posted by: Anonymous

if more people could be like lange this world would be a wayyy better place to live in! i dont think it would ever be boring.



Posted by: Anonymous

someone should build a statue of artie lange somewhere. he deserves it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Go artie vegas loves you!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie come back and do a show at the hardrock again!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

hahaha ide love to h ear more thoughts of arties about lohan



Posted by: Anonymous

the howard stern show is the mad bomb. I think its awesome that artie is howards right hand guy. More power to him.



Posted by: Anonymous

ugh lohan is so overrated... the more bad comments she gets the more popular she is... i dont understand celebs these days. i think artie should definatly do more about lohan



Posted by: Anonymous

langes funniest stuff came off of MadTV i loved seeing him on Mad. he should go back and do a few more skits.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lohan is wasting her poor little life... and her amazing body how sad. i wonder who will take her place.



Posted by: Anonymous

If lange was a food he would be a gummy bear. a red one.



Posted by: Anonymous

the best thing lohan can do for herself now is take the bad line of coke and blow her heart up



Posted by: Anonymous

On the gummy bear subject... what kind of gummy bear would Lohan be??? i mean really. my guys would be a pink one but do they make pink ones?



Posted by: Anonymous

Arties show at the hardrock was awesome. good comedy good drinks free cigs. it doesnt get better.



Posted by: Anonymous

On the gummy bear subject... what kind of gummy bear would Lohan be??? i mean really. my guys would be a pink one but do they make pink ones?



Posted by: Anonymous

Arties show at the hardrock was awesome. good comedy good drinks free cigs. it doesnt get better.



Posted by: Anonymous

I think she would be a white... cocaine flavoured gummie... do you think they can make cocaine flavored gummies?



Posted by: Anonymous

how big artie is is his own business... you dont see him go around complaining that your to fat or to skinny. so leave him alone about it.



Posted by: Anonymous

arties show at the hardrock was hardcore. pure energy i loved it... everyone did not a bad part in it at all.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lohan is going to be huge now that artie lange said something about her... theres going to be hundreds of posts about her and her drugs. woopdy freekin doo.



Posted by: Anonymous

Artie lange is right up there with all of the best of the comedians. i dont have a problem with him.



Posted by: Poonster

Artie Rock's he's so good on the Stern show.As for Lindsay she deserves all the crap she's getting,she brought it on all herself, F her



Posted by: Anonymous

i think artie lange should be on ask a ninja it would be soooo awesome!



Posted by: Poonster

Artie Rock's he's so good on the Stern show.As for Lindsay she deserves all the crap she's getting,she brought it on all herself, F her



Posted by: Anonymous

artie should go back to MadTV for at least one episode. it would be the episode heard around the world.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lohan is finally going to get whats coming to her. thank god. she has messed up way to may times.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lindsay needs to hit that bad line of coke for all of our sakes. i think it would make all of our lifes sooo much easier.



Posted by: Anonymous

lindsay is a beautifull girl... i wish she wouldnt mess up everything she has going for her for a lil high. jeez



Posted by: Anonymous

i wanna see a comedy roast on lohan... with lange leading. i think it would be AWESOME. she would prabably cry.



Posted by: Anonymous

hmm maybe if we post about it they will sometime! because i personally would love to see that also.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lange should offer some coke to lohan for a good ol' night in bed hahaha i think they would both enjoy that.



Posted by: Anonymous

Howard stern needs to get more thanks because hes the one that started Lange. so thanks goes out to both of these helarious men.



Posted by: Anonymous

if lange had his own show what would it be called??



Posted by: tik tik tik tik....

this guy looks close to death. see him quickly if interested! stern's got talent for finding near-death, downsloping appendages. he catches a little of their originality as they pass him by on their way out.



Posted by: mb

ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!



Posted by: mb

ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!



Posted by: mb

ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!



Posted by: mb

ARTIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!! I lOVE HIM!! HIGHLARIOUS!!! I LIVE FOR THAT SHOW EVERY MORNING ON SIRIUS!!! HE MAKES THE SHOW!!!! WE LOVE YOU ARTIE!!







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