Xena and The King of Malibu?

Wow! I didn't even recognize her! That's all I have to say about that!

*insert famous Xena noise/cry here*

Hot hot hot celebs

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http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/

WOW! Nice to see her out. And no, she is not having problems with Rob. She is the hottest woman on this planet. Thsnks for sharing. Any more? :P Peace, Charis.xX

For those ready to jump on the assumption that Lucy and David have a "thing", don't.

After her experience with Celebrity Duets, Lucy was severly bit by the singing bug and has expressed her profound interest in pursuing it. David Foster was a judge on the show and is a musical guru. It makes perfect sense that she would turn to him for help with this latest project of hers.

I refuse to believe anything otherwise.

Lucy looks as gorgeous as ever, but what is it with the made for stupid gossip boards only comment..just print the pics and leave the assumptions out of it..Lucy is a happily married Woman with three Children!!

She looks absolutely amazing... Don't go jumping to assumptions, Just cause Lucy is seen with David doesn't mean that her and Rob and in rough waters. All of her fans know that she has been bitten by the singing bug. David was a judge on Celebrity Duets as well as a producer. I am sure he is just helping her with her current prodject.

Lucy is one celeb that we never see dirty laundry aired in the tabloids and we (as well as she, I'm sure) would very much like to keep it that way. Please, she has a family and very loyal fans that believe in her strong marriage to Robert. Why don't people believe that men and women can't BE FRIENDS?

This is the dumbest blog entry I have ever read. Celebs who are cheating on their spouses do NOT go to a pap hangout like Hyde.

Hyde isn't just for celebs like Paris and Lindsay. A lot of club promoters and event planners go there too. Foster probably took her so she could meet some of them and do some networking.

Lucy is very happy with her family (Rob and the three kids). My opinion is also that David will help her wih her musical career. So let out this gossip. All for one and one for all (Lucy's fans for her and Lucy for her fans).

Thanks for the pictures of Lucy but can you stop the gossip about her. She has very strong family values and speculation about her marriage is unfair to her and her family. And since it was just announced on Lucy's fansite that she will be doing a concert in January I imagine Mr. Foster is helping her with her musical projects. Anyone interested in Lucy's concert can get ticket info at www.ausxip.com

OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) First Eric now David (I am David too), Lucy has great taste in men and Davids, next is David Kashfi for Her OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) A triple team OH GOD YES LUCY! :) Yes Foster was the judge that liked Her most on Duets and all said he was smitten and stunned so greatly by Her Infinite Beauty. :) Well he can get Her, a successful music producer. She likes older men. Nice to see how much pleasure they are having, She is showing off Her Incredibly Unbelievably Infinitely Delicious Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Feet and Toes to him and to all drooling Los Angelites, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :)

I must go and move to LA immediately and witness and partake at once OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) She does look incredibly happy you know! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much Forever! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I must go to Hyde immediately, after all we know that Lucy and David have nothing to HIDE you know, OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!! :)

Just imagine how much they were enjoying each other in that car, lick a lick a lick I imagine, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Holly see you at your site soon. :) Wanna do Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!! :) Who do Lucy, We Do Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER MY INFINITELY SWEET SWEET HEAVENLY SEXXXY PERFECT BAREFOOT ANGELIC LOVE! :) OH GOD I REALLY REALLY WANT AND LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUCY! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Can anyone imagine how many orgasms were going on in that vehicle, OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

After all, Ren and Steve were once together but no longer (enter the Jedi). It is not *impossible* I pray tell you all.

Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

do also believe that Lucy and Rob are a very strong couple, however I remind people here that yet anything is possible, and I am serious.

Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

David Kashfi/James Bond you must be nuts but your posts are a riot. LOL If you like feet and toes that much why don't you treat you're own with a big long good suck to quench your obsession?

Yeah, Luce's happily married. So what? She may very well be doing both Rob and David. LOL She's strong and vigorous I'm sure she can take care of two old men in bed. LOL

Damn this troll is everywhere.

James Bond needs to get a GRIP!!!!! If i were Lucy I'd be applying for a restraining order on this Whack Job!!!!

This blog is absurd. I mean, thought this was America, not Afghanistan or something, where a woman can be considered unfaithful to her husband for just talk to other men. It's so ridiculous! Lucy is doing a concert in January and Foster is a music producer, I can't see the "oddeness" in these pictures of them together. I hate this yellow press crap. Lucy should sue you for spreading absurd rumours out of ignorance and missinformation.

Whatever, but has anyone else noticed that her dress is 2 sizes too small for her?

Lol! OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Yes I am everywhere over Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Immeasurably Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Love Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Hi LucyRenfan lol :) yes I am always so nuts about Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) After all I believe She has called fans like me "Hardcore Nutballs" (and I really do mean "Hardcore") OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!! :)

Yes I really Love and Desire Lucy's Perfect Feet and Toes so much Infinitely, but my own do not compare and I am interested in sexy women's feet and toes. I really wish I could do this for Lucy, lol about your idea, in fact just this morning I thought of a fanfic where David Foster does that for Lucy when they are in the car together, and if you watch the vid closely you can see that She is very conscious of and knows about Her Infinitely Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Erotic Arousing Feet and Toes :), note how She sits in the car and the man stares at them and says "She's Very Sexxxy!" :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!! :)

I also imagined Foster took Her to the Hyde and others may have done Her in there as well, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

But I definitely agree w/ you, She could very well be doing both Rob (def. him) as well as David, and I've thought esp. from what Eric said Eric Vetro as well, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) She likes older men, older men like younger women. :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Thank you for making such possibly accurate statement here. :)

Mary lol, a restraining order would be futile as I am a British foreign national w/ diplomatic immunity, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Lol I really wish She would get a grip on me though, or one on Her Most Perfect Sexxxy Boobs :) exposed in that car OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :)

But you know I really do a jack I mean whack job you know fantasizing of Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :)

This blog is not abnormal for general celebrity talk, it is just that it is less often we see this about Lucy but as She continues Her career esp. in LA this may become more common.

Snoopy I did see that- you know what I especially think it is intended to tightly show off Her Amazing Cleavage and Perfect Breasts OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Inevitably though I appreciate that LucyRenFan called my posts a riot, :) but I am now depressed b/c I am once again reminded of how I can never have or do Lucy. :) Oh Lord how long before I am away...

Oh God I Love You So Much Forever Lucy!!!! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/ David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Btw I also have not only diplomatic immunity but Sexxxual Immunity OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :) Bond, James Bond, Oh God I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

(weeping endlessly Forever b/c I can never have or be w/ Lucy)

Oh Lucy I Love You! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/ David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

This guy is nuts. He needs help, professional help. Maybe a straight jacket and a padded room for life.

Gabby lol! :) Oh how I wish Lucy would comfort my nuts, Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much My Dearest Most Beloved Infinitely Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Love! :) Gabby I was already in an insane asylum though they did not have straight jackets, in north Texas, and in state records it notes my great obsession with Lucy, :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER MY SWEET PERFECT LOVE :) OH GOD I LOVE YOU LUCY!!!!!! :) However I do note that with enough tactile telekinesis I am capable of literally tearing out of a straight jacket and breaking out of handcuffs, and I am also a highly trained professional secret agent who protects, defends, Loves, and Worships and Desires Lucy So Much Forever Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :) I Desire Her Feet, I Desire Her Toes! :) I Desire Her Everywhere OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) What I need Gabby is Lucy's Perfect Delicious Cute Tender Erotic Arousing Precious Mouth-watering Breath-taking Orgasmic Navel for life OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love and Desire You So Much Forever! :)

Oh God I Love You So Much Forever Lucy! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/ David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

To J. Bond

Take a cold shower, see a doctor and get a life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop saying stuff like that about Lucy.

Leave my girl alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To J. Bond

Take a cold shower, see a doctor and get a life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop saying stuff like that about Lucy.

Leave my girl alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M.A.H

Rob doesnt mind sharing his woman. Sweet... I'm next in line ;)

Rob, share his wife! Duh!!. Don't think so!!
Lucy is in love with her man(husband) Rob.

GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO CHANCE IN TARTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol! :) But I would LOVE to take a cold or warm shower with Lucy, and I would Love to drink Her Sweet Sweet Delicious Mouth-watering Breath-taking Precious Juicy Flawless Fragrant GOLDEN SHOWER :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Infinitely Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Love Oh God I Love and Need and Desire You So Much Forever Luuuuuuuuuuuucyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! :)

Lucy and I should see a good sexologist together and I would love to be Her gynecologist OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Besides, She's my girl too you know Oh God Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Sweet Sweet Perfect Love Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy!!!!!! :)

Yes Lucy has long been deeply in love with Rob, we know. Definitely. What incredible fortune he had in his life, the hand of God I suspect. For anyone to be with Lucy, since She is so Perfect, it must be a miracle of God for them. Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much Forever My Sweet Perfect Love! :)

But anonymous lol yes She is really SWEET :) as Eric Vetro knows OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY :) and so Delicious and Fragrant everywhere OH MY GOD YES LUCY, :) how's about you got Her front and I got Her Tushy, then we switch OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) The most incredible dream of mine, Oh God Yes Lucy! :)

Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :) I Love You Lucy! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

you know Lucy has children, what if her kids saw the crap you right about their mother. how do you think that makes them feel.
it's not showing lucy or her family respect.

how would you like it if someone wrote stuff lik that about your mother?

anonymous:

you have a point, how would her kids feel knowing someone is talking like that about their mother. probably not very good. you are right, thats not showing her or her family any respect what so ever.

another thing I would not want someone talking about my mother like that. that is very dis-respectful to the person and the family. very dis-respectful.

Her small kids are hardly old enough to read what's written here or to understand all this crap anyway, and her older daughter would probably have a kick out of all this feet and toes obsession. hehehe

This creep is dangerous. See
http://x17online.com/celebrities/last_night_while_you_were_sleeping_3.php

The insane asylum talk and refusing to take his anti-psychotic meds is scary shit.

"Spent the night" at Hyde? Lame. Get a clue. It's a tiny club for networking, not a hotel. It isn't even big enough for Nicole Richie to pass out in.

Lol! :) Yes perhaps Daisy would find all this amusing, after all Daisy has inherited Her mother's most Sexxxay Perfect Feet and Toes OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) I believe she already has a boyfriend. Lucy's oldest son is probably still not old enough to be online "unsupervised" possibly, and I would apologize and wish to be crucified for Lucy :) and Her sons are my friends. :) I really Love their mother and Devote myself to Her. :) I grew up with a little brother too. As for my mother I would find that funny, she doesn't like me that much. My evil dad is Luthor. Tessmacher is his wife. Luthor is definitely worse.

I Desire Lucy's Feet, I Desire Lucy's Toes, I Desire Her So Much Infinitely Endlessly everywhere Forever OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) I believe Her Perfect Feet and Toes were visible when She was having vigorous amazing Sexxx with Garth when She was so young, 18. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I would really wish to kiss Lucy so much everywhere including certainly Her Perfect Tushy Cheeks OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER MY SWEET SWEET BAREFOOT ANGELIC PERFECT LOVE OH GOD I LOVE YOU LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I need Lucy, I must see and have Her Perfect and Toes, I cannot take it anymore, I HAVE to have Her Perfect Feet and Toes and have twice dreamt of Her exposing Her Perfect Kitty for BSG fans OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I was at the North Texas Lunatic Asylum, or Terrell State Hospital in fall 2005. I was violent, destroyed equipment, and vow never to take anti-psychotic meds. State records read that I become very angry when anyone criticizes Lucy my favorite actress, singer, and everything. Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever! :)

Yes if they did spend the night there God knows how much SEXXX they had, it seemed though Foster was more introducing Lucy to people who would also wish to do Her, and Her dress was designed to arouse them as well as Her Perfect Sexxxy Shins and bare Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Feet and Toes OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) And Cleavage OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I jest not. Oh God Lucy I really Really Love You So Much Forever Always! :) I Love You Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

So *ahem* I think we know just what kind of Sexxxy networking was going on there, nothing to HIDE you know lol, I just really wish I was the one doing the working of Lucy :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Infinitely Lucy Oh God I really Really Love You So Much Forever Lucy!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

well I think you need to go back!

ojitos siempre a sido riiiiiiiiiica , dijame que lucy esta como quiere .

i am a fan of hers and her work and i know personal life is personal life but going out in public with another man being maried and you are knoun person thats a wrong move i tought she was diferent than other actors but i was wrong shame.

i am a fan of hers and her work and i know personal life is personal life but going out in public with another man being maried and you are knoun person thats a wrong move i tought she was diferent than other actors but i was wrong shame.

people i was foled i thought alfonso riveiro won celebrity duets but seing this picture iwas wrong i gues you had to have tits instead of talent.

i am not suprise to se this woman with that guy his a music producer and she is married with a executive producer of her show xena i gues she was tired of waiting for a movie role on his movies and she got tired maybe sleeping with this guy improve her music talents and make her more famous.

i am not suprise to se this woman with that guy his a music producer and she is married with a executive producer of her show xena i gues she was tired of waiting for a movie role on his movies and she got tired maybe sleeping with this guy improve her music talents and make her more famous.

Hello, I really Really Love Lucy So Much Forever! :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) As far as going back to the insane asylum, I intend to but to vandalize and partly destroy it as well as some employees there. Once I live in LA I will be clearly out of any jurisdiction of Collin County in TX and if ever again in an insane asylum it will be in the LA area which will be closer to Lucy, :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER! :) The only reason I was in one in the first place was b/c my bloody troublesome parents (also were born in Iran) were able to get a judge (Judge Copeland) to committ to one. I was there from October 16 - December 22, 2005, accounting for my complete absence from the net during that time. I was also moved to the farther location since I threatened violence in the first one. Should this occur again I am better able to be released sooner (or escape as I could have but this was not very practical as once I had there was hardly anywhere to go).

I find nothing wrong with Lucy being out with Foster, She was out with Eric Vetro alone last year and we as fans don't know how many men besides Her husband She has ever been out with. I don't consider that She went on a date with Foster. If I were Her husband I would find nothing wrong at all with this and after all it should be to Her advantage and career-wise. If She was having Sexxx with Foster or slept with him I would be hurt if I were Her husband but I think I would just say it would not be as good for Her own image (as well as what children may think). I recall on the Talking Xena forum a few years ago it was said that Lucy has a lot of freedom in Her marriage, after all She is Lucy Lawless.

To be honest no one has proved She has had sex or any real sexual contact with Foster but again I cannot disprove it either really. But I do find this very interesting and SO SEXXXY :) and will write fanfic where She does it with Foster soon (and Vetro in Her Duets dressing room), OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yeah, we all know Lucy was the real winner of Duets and should have been definitely, and besides Her other talents, Her Boobs, Tushy, Legs, Figure, Face, Sexxxiness, Feet, Toes, and Stomach :) really win the show OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Infinitely Sweet Sweet Sweetest most Beloved Dearest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Love :) OH GOD I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE AND WORSHIP YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

(my voice cracking) And I...I...I really Really DO Love Lucy.....Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love You So Much Forever! :)

I Love and Love and Love Lucy So Much Always Forever Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :)

So anyway how many people here think She really did have Sexxx w/ Foster, and how many think it just might have looked that way?

OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Either way I recall Her showing off Her Perfect Thighs, Feet, and Toes, and TUSHY :) to him on Duets, I think he's now getting even more than he asked for OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

OH MY GOD YES LUCY I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY OH GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)
I LOVE YOU LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Hello, I really Really Love Lucy So Much Forever! :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) As far as going back to the insane asylum, I intend to but to vandalize and partly destroy it as well as some employees there. Once I live in LA I will be clearly out of any jurisdiction of Collin County in TX and if ever again in an insane asylum it will be in the LA area which will be closer to Lucy, :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER! :) The only reason I was in one in the first place was b/c my bloody troublesome parents (also were born in Iran) were able to get a judge (Judge Copeland) to committ to one. I was there from October 16 - December 22, 2005, accounting for my complete absence from the net during that time. I was also moved to the farther location since I threatened violence in the first one. Should this occur again I am better able to be released sooner (or escape as I could have but this was not very practical as once I had there was hardly anywhere to go).

I find nothing wrong with Lucy being out with Foster, She was out with Eric Vetro alone last year and we as fans don't know how many men besides Her husband She has ever been out with. I don't consider that She went on a date with Foster. If I were Her husband I would find nothing wrong at all with this and after all it should be to Her advantage and career-wise. If She was having Sexxx with Foster or slept with him I would be hurt if I were Her husband but I think I would just say it would not be as good for Her own image (as well as what children may think). I recall on the Talking Xena forum a few years ago it was said that Lucy has a lot of freedom in Her marriage, after all She is Lucy Lawless.

To be honest no one has proved She has had sex or any real sexual contact with Foster but again I cannot disprove it either really. But I do find this very interesting and SO SEXXXY :) and will write fanfic where She does it with Foster soon (and Vetro in Her Duets dressing room), OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yeah, we all know Lucy was the real winner of Duets and should have been definitely, and besides Her other talents, Her Boobs, Tushy, Legs, Figure, Face, Sexxxiness, Feet, Toes, and Stomach :) really win the show OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Infinitely Sweet Sweet Sweetest most Beloved Dearest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Love :) OH GOD I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE AND WORSHIP YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

(my voice cracking) And I...I...I really Really DO Love Lucy.....Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love You So Much Forever! :)

I Love and Love and Love Lucy So Much Always Forever Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :)

So anyway how many people here think She really did have Sexxx w/ Foster, and how many think it just might have looked that way?

OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Either way I recall Her showing off Her Perfect Thighs, Feet, and Toes, and TUSHY :) to him on Duets, I think he's now getting even more than he asked for OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

OH MY GOD YES LUCY I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY OH GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)
I LOVE YOU LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Hello, I really Really Love Lucy So Much Forever! :) Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) As far as going back to the insane asylum, I intend to but to vandalize and partly destroy it as well as some employees there. Once I live in LA I will be clearly out of any jurisdiction of Collin County in TX and if ever again in an insane asylum it will be in the LA area which will be closer to Lucy, :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER! :) The only reason I was in one in the first place was b/c my bloody troublesome parents (also were born in Iran) were able to get a judge (Judge Copeland) to committ to one. I was there from October 16 - December 22, 2005, accounting for my complete absence from the net during that time. I was also moved to the farther location since I threatened violence in the first one. Should this occur again I am better able to be released sooner (or escape as I could have but this was not very practical as once I had there was hardly anywhere to go).

I find nothing wrong with Lucy being out with Foster, She was out with Eric Vetro alone last year and we as fans don't know how many men besides Her husband She has ever been out with. I don't consider that She went on a date with Foster. If I were Her husband I would find nothing wrong at all with this and after all it should be to Her advantage and career-wise. If She was having Sexxx with Foster or slept with him I would be hurt if I were Her husband but I think I would just say it would not be as good for Her own image (as well as what children may think). Still So Sexxxy :) though OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Perhaps there is plenty of Luuuuuuuuuuucyyyyyyyyyyyyy to go around in our dreams OH MY GOD YES LUCY I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH MY INFINITELY SWEET SWEET SWEETEST DEAREST MOST HEAVENLY SEXXXY PERFECT BAREFOOT ANGELIC ORGASMIC LOVE OH GOD I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

I recall on the Talking Xena forum a few years ago it was said that Lucy has a lot of freedom in Her marriage, after all She is Lucy Lawless.

To be honest no one has proved She has had sex or any real sexual contact with Foster but again I cannot disprove it either really. But I do find this very interesting and SO SEXXXY :) and will write fanfic where She does it with Foster soon (and Vetro in Her Duets dressing room), OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yeah, we all know Lucy was the real winner of Duets and should have been definitely, and besides Her other talents, Her Boobs, Tushy, Legs, Figure, Face, Sexxxiness, Feet, Toes, and Stomach :) really win the show OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Infinitely Sweet Sweet Sweetest most Beloved Dearest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Love :) OH GOD I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE AND WORSHIP YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

i dont want to insult james bond but dude you need some medication pronto

i don think one night at hyde makes her a cheater if it is busines is busines but if she's leting that creepy druky looking guy touch her she had to be drunk or un drugs but aparetly she show him ahem her talents when they left if y was alfonso riveiro i shoud look for another music producer one who dosent like women.

She's NOT cheating.

She hates guys who hit on her, thinks they have issues if they're hitting on a mom with 2 little kids.

Hello javi, I absolutely refuse all evil anti-psychotic medication which is harmful, unnatural, and also reduces my psionic powers which I have to protect and defend Lucy My Dearest Most Beloved Infinitely Sweet Sweetest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Love :) Oh God I really Really Love You So Much Forever Lucy! :)

Trent it was business, which is the point, but Lucy and Foster are also friends of course. I don't think Foster was drunk but I have not really seen evidence that Foster touched Lucy sexxxually, or that She had sexxxual relations with him. Therefore this cannot be "cheating." Unless of course She did, which has not been proved. Although I admit their look especially Hers and Her position with him and dress etc. and how She roared away with him showing off Her Perfect Beautiful Amazing Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Feet, Toes, and Shins :) Oh My God Yes Lucy :) may seem to hint at hm....well let me just say this, I am sure there was sexual tension there. As far as their contact, other than themselves and/or any witnesses or persons they told, only God would be aware of this I imagine (w/ the possible exception of other supernatural entities). En- TITTIES :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) We can be sure She showed Foster Her talents then, and in our fantasies if not in reality *both* of them OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh God I really Really Love You So Much Forever Lucy! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Anonymous are you certain, do you know Lucy more personally? Where do you get this information? Have men or women done this with Her often? Would um...would that mean She would hate me? I have never even had a girlfriend ever actually and may well never likely, and I know I am so completely unworthy of Her always. Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much My Dearest Most Beloved Infinitely Sweet Sweet Sweetest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Love :) Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Btw anonymous is that you Holly (Charis)? Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever! :) Oh God I Love You So Much Forever Lucy! :) Love Lucy, Love Lucy, Love Love Lucy :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Love Always Forever for Lucy, :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Well, Rob cheated on his girl friend with Lucy when they met. It's only fair that she cheats on him with David now. ;)

And to say they were on a business meeting huh... alone, in David's car and dressed THAT way??? Right... Unless her "business" involved to seduce him and in exchange he would launch her carrier as a singer as Rob lauched her internationally as an actress. LOL Who knows? She's lucky to have a generous husband that doesn't mind sharing with is his, so she can have the best of the two worlds. LOL Way to go Lucy!!! We love you, girl!!! :)

That\\\'s plain ignorant. Hyde is a see-and-be-seen kind of place. Exactly the place celebs avoid if they\\\'re having affairs.

This was Business. That\\\'s Lawless\\\'s look when she performs. Hyde is a small bar started by Brent Bolthouse for his club promoter friends. Lawless got a pay-for-play gig at the Roxy, just up the Strip. Her concert is over by 9:30. Foster gets the primetime Sat 10 pm hour for his acts.

That\'s plain ignorant. Hyde is a see-and-be-seen kind of place. Exactly the place celebs avoid if they\'re having affairs.

This was Business. That\'s Lawless\'s look when she performs. Hyde is a small bar started by Brent Bolthouse for his club promoter pals. Lawless got a pay-for-play gig at the Roxy, just up the Strip. Her concert is over by 9:30. Foster gets the primetime Sat 10 pm hour for his acts.

That\'s plain ignorant. Hyde is a see-and-be-seen kind of place. Exactly the place celebs avoid if they\'re having affairs.

This was Business. That\'s Lawless\'s look when she performs. Hyde is a small bar started by Brent Bolthouse for his club promoter pals. Lawless got a pay-for-play gig at the Roxy, just up the Strip. Her concert is over by 9:30. Foster gets the primetime Sat 10 pm hour for his acts.

That\'s plain ignorant. Hyde is a see-and-be-seen kind of place. Exactly the place celebs avoid if they\'re having affairs.

This was Business. That\'s Lawless\'s look when she performs. Hyde is a small bar started by Brent Bolthouse for his club promoter pals. Lawless got a pay-for-play gig at the Roxy, just up the Strip. Her concert is over by 9:30. Foster gets the primetime Sat 10 pm hour for his acts.

Why to say that it was a in-between performances meeting when we all that follow her career know that she wasn't performing that day? She dressed for a date and went for a date with David. They went out to have some fun only the two in his car.

And what's the matter if she's cheating Rob? Heck, this isn't the first time they get involved in cheating. Rob said publicly years ago that he cheated his long time girlfriend with Lucy when they met in Xena. They are familiar and okay with cheating. It bothers more some fans than it bothers them. Besides, Rob is an old man and Lucy is so young and vigorous, maybe she needs something more. LOL And David can be a big help in her singing career. ;)

This is a very interesting and good discussion, I have a thread on this on my Lucy forum as well for posters which I've linked to. Anonymous you are informed personally of Lucy and Rob, and for the second anon you researched Hyde's well and I suspect you may be a Los Angelite (I plan to move their within several months for Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!). But about Rob, I never heard he "cheated" on Jane. Rather, well, he said that when he met Lucy She had just come out of a relationship with Garth Her first husband, and he was in one with Jane. So technically, he left Jane for Lucy. Some fans did note this w/ some criticism mainly a femi-lesbian faction. An interview w/ Jane says "I was really hurt by what they did..." and goes on in more detail. So, unless Rob actually said he was sleeping with Lucy while he was still with Jane, I don't see this as technically cheating. Jane is in a film by Josh Becker, I will see this. I'm sure she was a nice lady, but as we know no one can compare with Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) About Jane, I believe Rob was in a common-law "marriage" with Her legally and had known Her since he was 27 (why people said he ended a relationship of 13 years for Lucy). Of course, who could blame him, I mean just look at Lucy's Incredible Unmatched Perfectness OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

As to when they started having sex, to me it seems probably after their few or four month getting to know each other period, at which point Lucy said She did not hold back when She knew She was in love with him (Rob is the luckiest man in history). I read in Xena X-Posed they began dating in October 1995, early in season 1. So one could start from that point and add a few months, or, in fact, one could start from June/July when they first met. But I suspect it was a little later. The truth does exist, most of us just don't know it though. In any case, I think they certainly were doing it by 1996 when their relation went public, and in fact perhaps earlier as I read Lucy visited his family for Christmas in Detroit in 1995 (that early). If I may guess as relations are a human need, Lucy may be a sort of woman whom, when She has the majority of such things met can better concentrate on career. Her definite interest and enjoyment of sex is very evident as She began this with Garth before marriage when She was 18 or possibly even younger, OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) As well, Rob was not a virgin either (Jane).

To note, *if* Lucy was having Sexxx with Foster that does not necessarily mean they did it at the Hyde, or even that night necessarily, perhaps after leaving OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :), you might note an earlier pic of Lucy with Foster (I would call him David but as that is my legal name it is slighty confusing to me lol) they seem rather close and Lucy is definitely showing off Her Most Perfect Incredible Unbelievable Feet and Toes, OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

I really don't think Rob would share Lucy sexually, in my guess, and they are also Catholics although Lucy has not followed Catholic restrictions on sex, any of them perhaps, save for no abortions. However, *some* contact with other men may be possible (hugs, even a kiss on the cheek or lips, holding, etc.).

I cannot now disprove that Lucy has not had sex with Foster but I find it less believable, as much as my imagination is so excited by it, and the more Sexxx with Lucy the better OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :) Lucy was dressed very Sexxxily but if as I imagine Foster was presenting Her to people Her appearance would be important so I believe that does explain it, though Lucy does often dress sometimes like that in public anyway OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

The age difference between Lucy and Rob is about 13 years, but Lucy looks so young it seems more apparent and striking OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) A larger age difference b/t couples was more common in the past but this is still quite natural I think.

However, I think we can gather a few things from recent sayings, that Lucy is turning more to singing now than acting, and lesbians voting for Her on Duets and general fandom evidences their support for Her is important, and as well that Foster is helping Her. I find none of these hard to believe it all, Lucy is a very intelligent and Perfect person. :) But, if She is banging Foster that will em *come* as a surprise to me OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Of course, I will say even in some Hollywood couples "cheating," swinging, sharing is not all that uncommon though I don't think Lucy and Rob are necessarily as typical of most Hollywood couples. OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

James Bond/David Kashfi Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

dude james bond my sister is going to her concert at roxy bro i chalenge u to goe man and try to do the things you r posting because that my strange fellow would be wild u licking her feet an toes dude i would pay top dollar to se it u imagin u licking her toes i imagin her lesbian fans in shock of some fan licking her toes and i hope they take pictures because her fans always does

James Bond, Rob did cheat on his long time girlfriend. Rob himself said so. I'm not as informed as you seem to be as when they started having sex as I wasn't hiding under their bed to know that, but Rob's words were that at first their relashionship was "clandestine" (that's the word he used)because Lucy was in the process of divorcing and he WAS in a relashionship. Gee why does it bothers the fans so much? They're very open about that, you know? Cheating and sharing partners doesn't seem to be such a big deal to them. Besides, wasn't it you that said that it isn't the first time Lucy does it with another man? You mentioned a Guy called Eric, remember?

And yeah, you make a good point, nobody is saying Lucy and David went to Hyde to have sex right there in front of everybody. Unless they were having a "group sex night" at Hyde that day. LOL But come on if they went out just to talk business couldn't she drive her own car and meet him there and wear a nice outfit that didn't show that much skin and body curves? LOL We will never know if they had sex or not after Hyde, but it did look in every detail more like a date than a "business meeting", and from my experience what "looks" to be usually "is". LOL

OH MY GOD YES JAMES BOND! Go to Her concert at Roxy and feast on Her Perfect Incredible Unbilievable Feet and toes! LOL That will be an Incredible Unbelievable Experience that you may never be given another chance to. LOL

URGH I hate her hair!!!!! And David Foster is one ugly ass mother fucker!!! What's up with her and old ugly ass men anyway? hmm that's right..mula. If you got a lot of mula you get the hottest women.

That's the hair style she has in Battlestar Galactica. She must have been filming some additional scenes for them.

Wow, I feel sorry for Lucy. She's got a mental patient trashing her and afew fans believing a mental patient.

Eric is in one of the Celebrity Duets video blogs on her site. He's the guy who says her performance was fanTAStic, as he flaps his wrist. Don't want to out him or anything, but straight guys don't flap their wrists.

Whether Rob cheated on his GF or not, that was eleven years ago. There's never been any gossip about Lucy and Rob's marriage in all these years. Even now.

None of the gossip columns or tabloids have picked up this story. Even they are smart enough to know that celebs having affairs avoid paparazzi.

Well I love Lucy but tabloids only pick up stories of big celebs, which isn't Lucy's case. Not many people besides her fans from xena know her or remember her anyway. Why would any tabloid want to pick up the story of a "has been" celeb cheating on her hubby? It neither confirms nor denies anything. ;) The tabloids never said anything about Renees break up with her hubby or her following affair with a mate actor and still it all was true.

Oh! And if Lucy is cheating Rob in eleven years it will certainly be a "eleven years ago" thing. LOL I don't know what time has to do with people's inclination to cheat on their partners or not minding sharing them.

this is for al of u clowns who espect lucy and rob to get divorce or worse check out one of her fan sites i think its call ausxip a picture of them ariving in nz togeder and thats looks like a paparazzi took the picture u know like when celebritys arrive in lax news papers or magazines take pictures like that

We're all a bunch of clowns, but at least we can write in English better than you. LOL

hire i cali we got guys like james bond an the place u can find them is in a insane asylum or in chino any way my friend is a fan of lucy and we r going to roxy and im also chalenging james bond to come to la an goe to the roxy an il bet u 100 no 1000 if u jump to the stage and get in your knes an try to hug or lick or suck her feet and i want to see pics

hire i cali we got guys like james bond an the place u can find them is in a insane asylum or in chino any way my friend is a fan of lucy and we r going to roxy and im also chalenging james bond to come to la an goe to the roxy an il bet u 100 no 1000 if u jump to the stage and get in your knes an try to hug or lick or suck her feet and i want to see pics

azrael dude i pay to see that but you know there goig to have bodyguards aka bunch of lesbos cheking everything shame but true if james bond is hardcore enough i think he would do it

First anon hello, your less legible English is humorous and a good disguise (I would often do something similar with Johnny Rambo especially in the earlier days). Please have the greatest fun at the Roxy. Lol! I would LOVE to suck and lick Her Most Perfect Feet and Toes, but I was going to ask do you think She would really let me do this? Especially on stage? As for jumping on stage well I am a fit person but being a Devoted Lucy fan I also feel this may interfere with Her performance which is integral though it would certainly be news lol! I would wait until She has finished. So are you saying you would pay me? B/c seriously I would so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to lick and suck and kiss so hungrily and Devotedly to much more than that, including Her Perfect Nipples, Navel, Kitty, and Delicious Cute Fragrant Precious Tender Wild Mouth-watering Breath-taking Juicy Flawless Orgasmic Tushy Hole and in it, OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I invite all here to my Lucy Lawless Devotion Board and the James Bond Loves Lucy Adoration Lounge at the BSG Frakheads forum. Thanks very greatly for the challenge and interest, but unfortunately I do not have a job now and to see Lucy sing in Utah last year I hijacked my parents' car and used credit cards and there was an APB on me, a warrant for something else in Utah, and multiple officers looking for me. Luthor my evil dad agreed to let me go to the con this year for Lucy if I took selecsa a drug which I've been on since August, but it looks like he may back out of this so I cussed at him and will stop taking it when/if I know for sure. Lucy has not seen me closely since May 2005 when I saw Her in Seattle. I hope more than two years do not pass before I see Her again. OH GOD I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY! :)

Anon I'll make a "deal" if I see Lucy and if She wishes I will definitely suck and lick Her Perfect Feet and Toes and anywhere else OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!! :)

Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

David Foster is one ugly ass motherfucker!!

There, I said it.

Second anon lol is that you Xenah? Lol about being under their bed, well their bed in LA is visible in the first Coffee Talk and Lucy is barefoot and so Incredibly Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Erotic Orgasmic Arousing :) on it OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :), but the closest I have been yet is roughly fifteen or a dozen feet from it perhaps (in 2003), but I have not moved to LA yet OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Rob did say clandestine and it is the term he uses, but I think this was because they tried to keep it from the public though some working on the show knew it (something about Tony Todd knowing). But Lucy divorced officially in June 1995 I believe before Chariots of War was filmed, the first ep filmed and featuring Her Perfect Tender Cute Erotic Precious Mouth-watering Breath-taking Vulnerable Fragrant Flawless Delicious Orgasmic Navel :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Rob said he was in a relationship...hm...alright so are we to say he actually had Sexxx w/ Lucy b4 he officially left Jane? Hm...I don't know but perhaps in this technical explanation you may be correct.

It does not "bother" me as it is not my personal life but it makes things all the more Sexxxier, OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) But as for sharing partners I have not seen indicator of this or consecutive "cheating" because you may note Rob was not formally married to Jane, but now he and Lucy are married. So it is different now. As for Eric Vetro lol, well if you watch that Duets vid of him w/ Lucy he implies he gave Her cunnilungus which seemed to both humor and embarrass Lucy and She demanded he stop (like a teased young girl after Sexxx OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) ) and Sharon abruptly turned off the camera. Maybe Vetro was a bit tipsy that evening and let the "cat out of the bag" as Rob said and I do mean PUSSY :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yes thank you, as I have thought this Hyde event may only be indicative that they had more contact and possible intimacy if at all before or after it, and less likely during unless as I fantasized Foster took Lucy there to introduce Her to other men who may have had Sexxx with Her OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) In my fanfic I constantly have Lucy avoiding the pressure of group sex with Her former housemates on Crummer Road, but who knows?

Lol you are insightful, funny, and imaginitive but I believe Lucy was dressed like that for the business, after all looks and Sexxxiness are a big part of business, whether it is acting or singing in this case, or both (Inside Her Perfect Pleasure Dome OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) ). Of course, if She ever had Sexxx with Foster I think we will know at a time and I can discern this as well, but living in LA I will be far more able to do this next year OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

For "Garbageman" Foster is not "ugly" and Lucy may well find him cute or handsome. He is not young but not too old and has been married before. Lucy once said that a man who is good at his job is Her greatest aphrodisiac, so I think this would apply to both Rob and Foster for Her. OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) My job of course is drooling and Devoting myself to Her Infinitely Endlessly Heavenly Forever, and doooooooooooooing Lucy :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

In the pic you can see those two LA'ers staring at Her Perfect Tushy with envy and desire OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!! :) I hope the statistics of forced anal sex especially in southern LA have no bearing on Her, I must Her and Her Most Sexxxay Perfect Tushy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :)

For Holly my Devotion to Lucy may not be to your own admiration but in my own ways I believe I am more Devoted to Her than even you. You can research Vetro on imdb, I don't believe he is gay. After all, he basically says he licked Her Perfect Pussy! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

There is usually not real gossip on Lucy and Rob's marriage, but I've wondered if Lucy and that rugby player who took a pic with Her in a pub in Ireland in 2003 got a bit more than that in my fantasy (and upcoming fanfic) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

But as I was saying, the Hyde evening doesn't mean Lucy and Foster went there for an affair, it only really more likely puts question in the more imaginative and fantasizing fans minds of whether they are having one I believe. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :)

Anon good point about Ren I brought that up too, she was having sex with Jed while she was apparently still married to Steve so this is very close to home as in close to Lucy if you will. It can happen. Does not mean it will with Lucy though.

And the recent pics of Lucy at the Auckland airport are great and Orgasmic, and this tells us Rob and the kids were not in town when She was w/ Foster and presumably having Sexxx with him OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) The airport pics are Orgasmic and Her Figure is so Perfect, just look at Her Perfect Figure, waist, hips, and Belly OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!! :)

There may be pics if I suck on Her Perfect Feet and Toes, please email me if you wish at davidkashfi@yahoo.com. OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!! :)

Azrael is a Batman character. Strong but less experienced. I have been next to a lesbian bodygaurds of Her at REAF, and been in a crowd of lezzies around Her often at Seattle too and their meeting place (I think one meowed at me lol), but the Roxy is likely to have its own security. Still, as was seen in Duets if one is quick enough the security (Duets hired some lummoxes) will be too slow. These days I can chest press in the proximity of 250 pounds and earned a black belt when I was 14. I am Lucy's Devoted Loving Tushy Guard OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) With powers I have strength levels of several men and can perform feats Steve Reeves did in the Hercules films, and am also resistant to force among other abilities. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

But, as I noted I would only come into Erotic contact with Lucy IF She desired me to, I would Love to more than I could ever express or describe OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!! :)

As I was noting I must protect Lucy's Perfect Tushy in LA OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) And Rob is a normal looking man and a large one as well, taller than Lucy. I am certain if you asked Her She would tell you how handsome She thinks he is, and an article referred to him as such as well (Lucy landed handsome Rob it said, and I mean landed OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) )

For my strength feats with powers ("tactile telekinesis") I could raise a sarcaphagus, knock men down, and break out of chains, all to protect Lucy. I am also resistant especially to blunt force (but not to sharp objects; Wonder Woman also has this weakness). OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER! :)

Anon also as Lucy recently told the Smithsonian She was a hardcore girl I can demonstrate that we are both VERY HARDCORE :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Also on Frakheads forum my title now is "Lucy's Drooling Devoted Toe Sucker" (may also change to Tushy Hole Licker) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh God I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

LOL James Bond your Lucy obsession doesn't stop at her feet and toes you also dream of anal sex with her!!!!! Wow how wild! Hey Lucy doesnt look the type to shy away from a good sexual challenge. LOL Hey you should write a fanfic about this.

She may or may not have had sex with David. Who knows? (If they did it we'll find out eventually as you said, but will we ever know if he did ever go inside Her Delicious Cute Fragrant Precious Tender Wild Mouth-watering Breath-taking juicy Flawless Orgasmic Tushy Hole? LOL) But just because she's married it doesn't mean they haven't. A woman whose moral values allow her to to fuck a man in a stable relationship with another woman be he married to said woman or not wouldn't have any problem cheating on her hubby either. God it isn't even cheating as Rob must know and agree with it. ;) And it isn't true that they are divorcing or anything. They are a solid and modern couple. What's the problem with that? It isn't a crime you know? They are just doing what hundreds and hundreds of couples all over the world do nowadays, they share in order to keep. ;)

And you say that looks and sexxxxyness is a big part of the business but I thought Lucy sang with her throat not with her perfect tushy as you call it LOL and didn't need to wear a dress two sizes smaller than hers to talk business. LOL

When Lucy said that a man that's good at his job is her greatest aphrodisiac she could be referring to other kinds of job, you know. LOL And Lucy certainly finds David attractive as she found Rob attractive. Rob launched her career internationally and now David may launch her career as a singer. They're both powerful men and that's the greatest and most powerful aphrodisiac. LOL They don't need to have a pretty face and sexy body to attract a sophisticated woman like Lucy.

Go Lucy we love you babe!!! :) Be always the wild flawless perfection that you are and never listen to judgmental opinions!

James Bond, Lucy's going to stage dive at Roxy you wouldn't need to be faster than the bodyguards you would only have to be there in front of the stage and grab her feet when she jumps and suck hard on her feet and toes. ;)

David Kashfi/James Bond if you want to have you obsession on Lucy's feet and toes cured for good have a look at the super-ultra high resolution season 3 promotional photos of her in BSG. Get a close there and you will see how she literally had fungus flowing from there. You would have to be a lot sicker than you are to suck on those feet and toes even if they were generously offered to you right to your mouth.

so what if james bond had this fantasy of sucking,licking,squeezing and even masturbate in lucy's feet and hole that dosent make him les of a fan im with you j.b

This talk's getting kinda dirty

Big gonzo and the first anon thank you I love you! :) Please allow me to return tomorrow for a response, I absolutely love this thread, OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) In fact I think it should be recorded and reproduced Sexxxily, OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :) Happy Holidays and Love Love Love Lucy! :)

james bond im sorry to ask but how old are u your power ranger old or walker texas ranger old because to post things like your are posting you my friend are sick and i like that in a person if you are old enough.

"Please allow me to return tomorrow for a response."

No, please don't post anymore.

Slave master 69 lol! :) You have a sexy name by the way. :) I do suppose you and Lucy prefer older men? They would have more experience I imagine. Well, my comments may be humorous if I were older but I am sorry to disappoint you, I am a young man at 23. I will turn 24 on January 18th. James Bond is after all adolescent fantasy as a researcher once said, OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It may be interesting to age, though it diminishes men in ways, but I have thought it is possible I may not reach such a stage. Hm.

Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy Forever! :)

I suppose I am a bit Peter-Panish. Yes I have been really dreaming of Anal Sexxx with Lucy at least since 2002, I believe She is designed most Perfectly for this and I have written many fanfic of it. Hard, Vigorous, Wild, Wet, Pounding, Thrusting, Bare, Relentess, Endless, Sweet, and Orgasmic as I grasp Her Perfect Beautiful Heavenly Tushy cheeks and hips, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)
I have many fetishes with Lucy, hard Anal with Her is definitely one of them, OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Giving Her Devoted Cunnilungus and Analingus are others, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :)

Who knows, if one is careful She may not become pregnant from anal. I wrote a story where She has this with Matt Damon b4 they filmed Bernie Mac (wrote it in 2002). Yes it is wild thank you, on my forum are a number of fanfic with Lucy. I thought of a fanfic where I, David, visit Her in late October 2006 as She is making pumpkins, She is alone at home, and we meet and with the Greatest Love, Care, and Passion I make Love to Her OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Prompted by Sharon's vid of this. :)

Yes I agree about Luce certainly. Do you really think She would have Sexxx with me? I have never even held hands with a girl and am very lonely and depressed. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! :) I have the legendary 7 inches of 007, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Lol! My guess is She probably didn't have sex with Foster, but there may have been some kind of contact. Did he have anal with Her lol! :) Hm, I'm thinking prolly not but I can't say for sure! I don't know how found Lucy is of anal. A fellow fan told me thinks both Rob and Garth licked Her Perfect Tushy Delicious Cute Tender Wild Awesome Wonderful Precious Orgasmic Tushy Hole though OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

Lol about your speculation! Well, I do not wish to ascribe lesser morality to Lucy's decisions to have sex with Rob when he was with Jane presumably, but She did say once She knew She was in love with him, and he Her I imagine, She did not hold back. From Her perspective I see no real problem with this. Sure Her doing Rob would keep him prolly but I see it more as up to Rob whether he could choose Lucy or stay with Jane.
I also don't expect Lucy and Rob would ever divorce. However, Lucy loves Rob so much it is hard to describe I think, and if She thought screwing Foster would hurt him I don't think She would do it. But if he was okay w/ it as you suggest, well another story there perhaps. However, I don't think Foster is as instrumental to Her music career as Rob was w/ Xena, though he can help. If anything I think Eric Vetro whom I believe She met in 2001 would have such a credit. I believe the Duets producers approached Her through Vetro. I have often seriously thought if She wasn't married to Rob today, it would be Eric.

Lol! Yes you're right, but Lucy is very smart and one reason She nearly won Duets is She knew how very important appearance is in singing. It is performance after all. The body is very important. One might look at Elvis or Madonna, the latter a model of Hers at a time I believe. She could be a sort of Kiwi Madonna I believe, OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) So if I can refrain from saying Foster took Her there to also show off Her Perfect Beauty for Her career w/o sounding less um appealing, I do think this was a large part of it as usual. Female singers who are beautiful are especially more successful I think. I have also liked Julie Andrews and Karen Carpenter and find Madonna quite sexy.

So, depends what kind of business they were talking lol! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)

Yes lol other kinds of jobs! :) But I think Lucy was really impressed with how well Rob did his job and said he at one time had over 500 people working for him, all of them, in Ren Pics, and at one time for four television shows at once. This is not easy.

Yes, I think certainly Lucy finds both attractive and they help Her career. Yes Lucy is so Beautiful and very sophisticated too, and funny as well, I have thought very physical men were not as important to Her (though Kev Smith was a friend of Hers) for a mate. Rob and Foster are both powerful, famous, smart, successful, and wealthy. You know, Donald Trump who is very wealthy asked Her on a date when She was in Grease, and She said She would have gone with him if She wasn't with Rob (they engaged in Oct. 1997). Some have often said he really wanted Sexxx! :) She did mention something about Her self-respect (i.e. I thought, w/ Rob, not wanting to accept sex with Trump due to this; I will contact Trump shortly as well).

Thank you very greatly for encouraging Lucy, She was always a Flawless Perfect Angelic Lovable Adorable Free Spirit, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I really wish She were mine and I weep and sob daily because She is not, but it is my purpose to protect and help Her and Devote myself to Her, and I am so completely unworthy of Her. She is the Perfect woman I believe. Oh God I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Anon lol! :) Grab Her Feet and suck hard on Her Feet and Toes, now that is what I am talking and dreaming about, and advocating, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

But, did She not warn fans not to try to catch Her? I also thought since it will be winter She may not be wearing sandles, so I would have to remove Her shoes and socks for this, as much as I would REALLY Love this OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) (the process is also incredibly Sexxxy w/ Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) )

So then, I suppose I would not have to be faster than the security but I suspect I am. I can move quickly if needed. I am also powerful and my squat (a lift) is approaching 300 pounds as we speak. All this at a light weight (I am not much heavier than Lucy, about 150 now, though I suspect psionics may also influence this w/ me).

Anon I have seen those BSG promo pics and I was aroused by them beyond belief and saw no fungus. Please link me if you believe this to be true. I saw one BSG forum where they heinously complained Her toenails were too long in that and they didn't prefer it, but that was all. Fungus flowing? I did not see any. After all, if Lucy has fungus it must be Perfect Fungus OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!! :) She is an Angelic Goddess after all you know! :) I would Love to wipe for Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)

Lol about Her Feet and Toes being generously offered to my mouth, oh God how I wish they were, maybe Lucy would do this for me (taking Her shoes and socks off Sexxxily) if She were my girlfriend. Some men just have all the luck (Rob). I must weep forever. And no woman has Feet and Toes has Beautiful, Sexxxy, Erotic and Desirable as Lucy that I have ever seen, OH GOD I LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Big gonzo thank you very kindly, I really agree with you! :) Yes these fantasies should make me more of a fan of Hers! :) And, you are right I have long had a fantasy of not only orally stimulating but actually masturbating using Her Perfect Feet and Toes and making Love to them in this way, soon drenched with my Exploding Love Juice OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I would refer to that as "Foot Sexxx" with Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :)

Btw Lucy is very hygenic and also may not only have various products for even more Sexxxiness :) but as needed for acting.

Concerned Citizen, your concern is interesting (please expand on this) but my phrase was only a polite way of saying I will return to post please do not become too impatient for the posters with me on here. However, to be honest with you that is all it was and even if all posters here wished me to leave (as on Her imdb) this would have no bearing on my presence. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! :)

James Bond, I don’t see any real problem with Luce screwing Rob while he was in a stable relationship with another woman, either. And I’m sure neither did Luce. LOL Only I believe that for this very reason she doesn’t see any problem in screwing David or any other man now that she’s married as well. LOL She didn’t hold back once she knew she and Rob were in love with each other and that’s perfectly fine. ;) I’m sure if she screwed David the night they were seen together she must have had a good reason for that too. LOL We can always explain away our best and worst attitudes. In this case it’s her best attitude as it’s all for the sake of her career.

Lucy isn’t dumb! She would never risk her wedding with Rob, a man that would make sure she would have a place among the LA celebrities for a night with a wealthy man that would most probably dump her after she gave him the fuck of his life. But I don’t believe he really asked her out. Please tell me more about this after you contact Donald Trump.:) Thanks.

LOL James Bond, your fan fiction must involve lots of wild scenes of cunnilingus and analingus, and foot sexxx and anal sexxx with Luce. She should read them sometime. She would love them.

I found for you the pictures of Luce’s feet that Big Gonzo mentioned. It looks like fungus but it doesn’t mean that Lucy’s lacking of personal hygiene. She must have caught it by accident. Can happen to any human being. And as you said it’s the most perfect fungus. LOL

http://www.lucylawless.info/picturearchive/Promo_Pics/index.php?spgmGal=TV_Shows/Battlestar_Galactica/Season_3&spgmPic=10&spgmFilters=t#pic

http://www.lucylawless.info/articles/2006/tvguide0706/LucyBattleStar.jpg

Concerned Citizen, leave James Bond alone. He’s a bigger Lucy fan than you are and his entries are a blast. If you don’t like them, just don’t read them.

Hi Anon how are you darling. :) Thank you so kindly, you are a very kind and warm person and understand my Endless Infinite Love and Desire for Lucy, :) and I am very happy you enjoy my entries. They are normally done to be entertaining as well. :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Thank you greatly for the pics, only the first one linked but when I saw that pic b4 I thought it was by far one of the Sexxxiest pics of Lucy ever. Her Breasts are HUGE, especially the lower part OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I do not believe they were air-brushed but I cannot be certain (Her pic on Stuff Magazine's cover enhanced Her breast size). Lol about that being perfect fungus! :) Of course with Lucy. :) I did not notice that b4, but are we sure it is fungus? I mean, what kind? Athlete's foot? Tinny versa colar? Sadly I've had more tinny versa colar than most people but it is not in areas more visible generally (I seem to have a different skin type possibly than some people perhaps).

I thought maybe it is just dirt there on Her Perfect Feet, or possibly cuts, if the former that is nothing a wash won't help. I did notice, although those sexxxy sandles may increase this, the bump on Her instep has grown larger, I've noted this since 2006, possibly with age. But those are INCREDIBLY Beautiful Feet and Toes, unmatched ever, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Whoever has Lucy is an incredibly lucky man.

Yes, I believe Lucy is very hygienic. There was only one time Daisy got head lice from school and gave it to Luce and I believe She said this inspired In Sickness and in Hell in season 4. Generally I think She has very good hygiene, but for some months of Her life it may have been lesser, like Her trip to Europe and in Australia, esp. the former I imagine, when it was very dangerous and at times in Xena X-Posed it said She would walk on and on and sleep wherever She found Herself at the end of the day. OH GOD LUCY I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :) This was very adventurous but very dangerous as well, a young beautiful girl like She could have been done forcibly over there. I have been for years planning to write fanfic on this where Bond rescues Her, and it also involves KGB agents. Of course, I was only 4 at the time.

Lol yes my fanfic does! :) You can read them on the Devotion Board and the Frakheads forum, please do I recommend them and get some interested readers. They will be on erotic sites too. I am planning to send one to Eric (one where he has cunnilungus w/ Her in Her Duets dressing room, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!! :) ). I would make them visible for Lucy and though I have emailed Josie Ryan and will again, She is so lovely, gorgeous, lovable, talented, and delicious too, and intelligent, at this time I do not have a direct email contact for Lucy.
The fanfic also includes much fingering and fisting, both anal and vaginal, and certainly Kitty Sexxx which is Her favorite I believe, other fetishes of mine w/ Her, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)

Lol about Lucy giving Donald the fuck of his life! :) I know She could. :) He has had some hot chicks in his time and is known as a ladies' man, his reputation, which I think Lucy was aware of (he once came to Dallas but I missed him), but none that could compare to Lucy. I think he really wanted Her. She gave him a hug on tv. He uh did ask Her out actually, She said he was one of 2 men to do it in about 10 years, the other was Tony the refrigerator repairmen (hot fanfic on that coming up too! :) ). Besides Rob, whom I think asked Her on a date during early season 1 filming and I read they've been together ever since.

Lol, I will contact the Donald, and will let you know. :)

Yes I see it as fine Lucy doing it with Rob when/if he was w/ Jane still, b/c the decision rests with Rob whom he would choose. I think Jane is now happy again with another man I read. Lucy and Rob are meant to be together I believe (as are most couples). But lol! Yes and do you think She would screw for charity? I mean, money from Her singing goes in part to charities She cares for greatly, Starship being Her main one (I recently donated again this year, and also for Kev Smith) so doing Foster would be a means for this too. Of course, although I don't think She is yet a citizen of the US legally I think adultery only carries a small fine in most US states. On the other hand, in Japan traditionally the penalty is bukkake, which involves at least 7 men over there and may include Tushy bukkake, as I explained on Frakheads. OH MY GOD LUCY! :)

But not to worry, I doubt Lucy did Foster but I cannot say for sure to be honest. Time may tell for us, as well as when I get to LA. I will be sure to let you know of my research, James Bond style. :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Currently awaiting pics from the Wiltern Theatre in LA (Trevor event), OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!! :)

james bond you amd i think alike this xena fans don't understand us are way of thinking is diferent of the tipical fan they only want to have a picture and a huge but you and me want something more of her maybe its a fantasy but that's just one thing a fantasy of her and me doing every move in the good book of sex the kamasutra old moves and new that is my ultimate fantasy.

Hello Big Gonzo thank you very kindly indeed I agree with you, we are among the most interesting fans, have you seen Lucy's pics from yesterday? An ORGASMIC HEAVENLY SEXXXY PERFECT ANGEL :) beyond belief and comprehension, it is hard to believe She is actually real OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! :) Rob is so lucky beyond belief and words. OH MY GOD LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Yes the Kama Sutra with Lucy would be so incredible, I think She is Sexxxually very curious, adventurous and Incredibly Exciting and Perfect of course and David Eick has said She has an incredibly perverse Sexxxual sense of humor like me I would note OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) If only I could have Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I bet Her and Rob own that book, Lucy may know a bit about Indian/Bangledeshi culture as well, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Ah to be Her husband...but I am so completely unworthy....

I will have the greatest sadness from this forever, but so far I have seen it as something a human, at least me can bear but not without the greatest pains and pangs and longing for Her, and desparation. Oh God I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy!!!!!!! :)

if i had my way with lucy it would be the 69 and my ex use to love the misionary but now she prefers the blow job i don't know witch move lucy prefers but my guest would be anal

hey james bond i think you might be right on lucy being intimate with foster i was on her official web site lucy lawless fanclub and i saw a few months ago her back stage pictures and there was one of lucy and foster hugin and then when i chack this week it was gone what's that tell's you exacly she didin't want any body else seing that picture she her self erase the truth she was having sex whith david foster bacause there's no other pictures whith the other judges only was one with you know who mr.foster man she is clever alfonso riveiro won by votes but she wanted to win by sleeping with one of the judges man she looks inocent but she knows how to use men

Trent that picture you're talking about was never on her official fan club site, it was on the creationent website and its still there today. So stop making shit up and leave the poor woman alone!!SHE'S NOT CHEATING ON ROB, GOT IT??!! Geezus ppl, I think you all wish she divorced him so that you could have a chance with her. WELL IT AIN'T HAPPENIN' SO DREAM ON BITCHES!! HAHAHA

to the bitch or butch of concerned citizen what jamesbond wants is to lick,suck and masturbate on lucy's feet and toes me i just want to fuck her brain's out just like david foster did when they left hyde and i think this guy trent if he wants he can't join us and pick a hole her pussy goe anal or standing there and let lucy give him a blow job leting james bond suck her feet and me fucking her brains out just like david foster is going to do when she record her album in the recoding studio of foster suck on that bitch or butch.

woooow dude big gonzo chill dude if she cheated on rob tapert that would be bad for her because he would live her whith out nothing including her kids because that is biting the hand that feed's you he has help her alot in tv and movies if the singing dosen't work who she's gointo screw next

Hello all, well I must add I am sending this thread to Marie Osmond today when I adress the issue of whether Lucy is having Sexxx w/ Foster as some fans speculate (I emailed Osmond twice before), and also to ask for Foster's email again. I could contact him more directly of course.

Big Gonzo, I am not so certain Lucy loves anal, Howard Stern asked Her and She said, "Well, I'm open to a lot of things (seriously! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) ), but..." hinting anal wasn't one of them. However, Lucy is definitely one to try a lot of different things including Sexxxually, wanting many life experiences, so I believe She has had anal before with Rob (and especially now that I have been drooling, fantasizing, obsessing, and advocating and espousing Anal w/ Her OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :), and She has been getting so much attention for Her Perfect Tushy, I mean how could Rob resist OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) ). However, if I can guess anal is probably not Her preferred method, it is vaginal I believe.

Trent thank you for addressing this, I saw that pic myself and noted they appeared close and that She was showing off Her Perfect Feet and Toes in those Sexxxy sandles to him, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I myself thought that pic was on Her fanclub site (and ausxip.com.). I thought it would remain but sometimes Sharon does take things off. If it was removed due to speculation like on this site I may be slightly surprised but that is possible still. Lucy does know how to get men, especially powerful men in high places if you will, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

Concerned Citizen I don't think Trent believes they would divorce, or anyone here, but rather that Lucy has perhaps had some contact with Foster that was beyond what would be expected of a man and another man's wife, which can be possible. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

Big gonzo lol! :) You are hilarious! :) I have longed to see these sorts of testosterone filled postings and droolings regarding Lucy for years OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Please visit my forum for Her, you and Trent would be right at home OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Lol about "fucking Her brains out" figuratively, I think this is really just what She loves and enjoys and has been doing with Rob for years, in fact WarriorBard a friend of mine speculated that was just what Rob was doing with Her over weekends during Duets to help Her on the show, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yes I will suck Her Perfect Feet and Toes and then we may switch, and I also think She can give the most incredible blow-jobs and loves blowing Rob (my opinion and estimation) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) He is fortunate beyond belief and description.

The one thing I would advise is if you do anal with Lucy, avoid putting your cock in Her Perfect Pussy before some washing as women may be a little uncomfortable with this (bacteria going in Her Pussy next). Perfect with Lucy of course! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) However, in the moment of wild ecstasy and Sexxx, She may not mind as much OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

B.j. interesting note, but I've always thought Lucy is richer than Rob, at least before when She had not given so much of Her Xena money to charity (She was one of the wealthiest ladies in NZ). As for who She would screw next, well I am sure Lucy could screw about any man She wished, I mean if She wanted Sexxx She could just walk into a bar and let some man pick Her up and have the most incredible Sexxx with him OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) But it seems much of this discussion is aimed at describing that Rob would seem "okay" with Lucy having Sexxx w/ Foster, which although I doubt this, this is all incredibly Sexxxy speculation OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

All, here's my other idea for Lucy- a Double Anal, very popular in porn these days (like She walks into a restaurant and asks for double meat and gets it in Her Most Perfect Tushy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ). I.e., two cocks in Her stretched Perfect Gaping Tushy Hole at once, very deeply, w/ incredible orgasms, OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!!!! :) To doooooooooooooooooooo Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I also would note how much I Desire Her Perfect Delicious Tender Cute Precious Sweet Lovable Adorable Vulnerable Wild Erotic Stunning Arousing Mouth-watering Breath-taking Juicy Flawless Fragrant Orgasmic Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Navel :), and to lick, kiss, tongue, finger, stroke, rub, french, love, adore, pleasure, worship, orgasm wildly and wetly in, and kinky play with Her Perfect Navel :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I have sent this message to Duets judge Marie Osmond this evening:

Dear Marie,

How are you? It has been some time since my last message. Well, although unfortunately and disappointingly you were not the Duets judge that most appreciated and liked Lucy, which was clearly David Foster, I was wondering your opinion on the rampant, lurid, explicit, and erotic hardcore rumors that Lucy and David actually had Sexxx. This began when She was seen going into the Hyde nightclub very Sexxxily dressed, Her incredible Cleavage tightly showing exposed, Her figure, and Her Amazing Incomparable Unbelievably Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Feet and Toes in Her sexxxy sandles, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :) David drove Her to it and from it, and it was said they spent the night there. There are at least three blogs so far that ponder and discuss this incredibly Sexxxy and controversial rumor and calculation. Here is the most detailed, controversial, and Sexxxy:

http://x17online.com/celebrities/xena_and_the_king_of_malibu.php

It is titled "Xena and the King of Malibu." Please look at this and review this and the comments if you can and please let me know your opinion on this, as a Duets and long-time Hollywood insider. Posters are discussing not only the kinds of Sexxx they believe Lucy and David had, but what kinds they would really wish to have with Lucy. :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Also, though I asked earlier, please let me know David's email or public contact information as I prefer to use this method although I do not have to if necessary. Thank you. Also, by the way my own name is actually David. Please tell Lucy how much I Love Her again and how She means absolutely everything to me always and how much I Desire and Love and Worship Her Infinitely Endlessly Heavenly Forever Always, Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever. :) She is my life, I life for Lucy, Lucy is my everything and my stars and heavens. Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy!!!!!!! :)

Forever Devoted :) to the Sweet Sweet Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Barefoot Angelic Goddess Lucy, :)

David Kashfi/ James Bond Who Loves Lucy :) So Much Forever :)

Man, I gotta say most of you guys are really a bunch of losers with way too overactive imaginations. One night out with someone and all of a sudden they're having sex, I hate to tell you that's not how it usually works.

And David Kashfi/James Bond you must be the weirdest and biggest loser there is and just why are you using two fake names, isn't one enough. I sure hope Lucy has a restraining order out on you because if there's one thing you're not is a fan of Lucy because real fans respect the people they are fans of not drag their names through the mud and make up lurid stories about them.

i don't want to insult anon but i am a fan of hers and i am thinking the same thinking of james bond,big gonzo and trent i think its inapropiate to go out whith a man in public wen you are still married and she dresing like that and i saw the pictures trent was talking abot and i agre she was cheatig on rob whith foster just to take an advantage over the other contestans of that show if not xplain to me that back stage picture and the picture of her coming out of the hyde club whith foster and wy he was driving im teling you she cheated on her husband period.

to james bond i like your posting eve on imdb.com dude those are cool but i agre with you this woman need's a spanking of galactic proportions lucy lawless is the perfect milf i saw one episode of celebrity's uncensored i think it was her when she got her hair dark i think it was her don't know for shure a friend saw it and told me it was her drunk showing the finger and even piing on the street james bond you are her bigest idol correct me if im wrong if im wrong please forgiveme please.

First to anon, well if you believe I am using two fake names that tickles me and gives me more credit, b/c believe me for years since 2002 the Evil Lesbian Alliance and Lucy critics have been trying to find my identity and even recruited the FBI to help them do this (with futility). A bit like trying to find out who Batman is. However, since last August I have actually been putting my real name on various Lucy and Xena sites, beginning in Her yahoo group, and I am very humored and even stunned that it is dismissed as another alias. Sharon claimed that as well. Reminds me a bit of Octopussy, when Moore playing Bond states he's a secret agent but as he is dressed in clown garb he is not believed. Lol! I think it is to my advantage though. After all, who would think the troll would post with his real name amid all this? "Kashfi" after all is a somewhat rare name, though shared by Anna Kashfi, Marlon Brando's wife. Most Persian names end in an "i" anyway, but not all.

There is no restraining order on me although I would not discount this could occur in the future. I have been nearly within a hair's breadth of the Angelic Goddess Lucy and my younger brother actually kissed Her on the cheek (She took a liking to him). I thought I would be attending the con this year but abysmally it seemes Luthor lied. What else is new with him huh. No matter, by next I plan to finally be living in LA anyway, my dream since 2002. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Besides, a restraining order is highly limited and only means I may face prosecution if I am within a certain distance or contact, and I do not fear prosecution. I also have some of the most highly classified information of the US government in my pocket, figuratively speaking. Finally, I do not fear death either, only wishing I could remain longer so I could see Lucy and help Her Forever, Oh God I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy! :)

Finally, I have said I am skeptical that Lucy had Sexxx with Foster, and I have defended and protected Her for years including threatening and dealing with Her most vehement and dangerous critics and demanded they apologize, and have a reputation for this. I also wish to be crucified for Her and would die for Her in an instant, Oh God I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy! :) I only state that we do not know for a fact if She had Sexxx with Foster and this discussion is highly worthy of interest and good analysis. In fact, whoever you are, you do not know either.

Corxy your post is very interesting (are you the same Australian Corxy from Talking Xena?), though in my opinion I do not see problem with Her going out like that with Foster nor Her dress and ascribe this to the purpose of their evening at Hyde. I also do not think any of these things necessarily show largely that it is likely She had Sexxxual relations with Foster, though it can raise questions especially in the fantasizing and drooling minds of fans such as myself. And there is another fan on here who does think like you on this however and more extremely, above.

Chriss T thank you! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Yes though most of my posts were repeatedly deleted from Her imdb, for much of this year they covered and dominated it to such extent that posters made threads just to discuss and note this lol! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Lol, well Lucy may enjoy a good Sexxxy spanking and WarriorBard believes this increases blood flow and may precede Anal Sexxx, and also involve S & M for Her and thinks She can enjoy light S & M depending on Her mood, entirely possible, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)

Lucy IS the PERFECT MILF- you're certainly not the first fan to assert and note this. And She really is SUCH an MILF to me OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) I am quite sure the various MILF hunters including in the porn world think of Her, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Oh God to have and be with Lucy! :) Rob is incredibly and indescribably fortunate. I am very sad and depressed. Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever! :)

Ah about Celebs Uncensored no need to apologize at all, great topic. I believe this was aired in Nov. 2003, ep 13, around the time Tarzan was cancelled. This was discussed on the Talking Xena forum and Blade (Sue Beck who has had some personal contact with Lucy) just said it was funny and wouldn't say if it was Lucy. She is not always trustable (Blade). Some posters even speculated it was Josie and the thread was taken down then (including noted by Tobias a fan who lives in Seattle and saw Lucy, I also saw Tobias though she didn't know who I was lol).

Yes, though I went and subsequently watched ep 13 twice it appears this segment was gone and I even contacted the show about it but received no response. Supposedly, the lady was dancing in a club and they said she was "Xena" and then she later peed on a street and showed some "beaver" (OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ). However, really my opinion is that this lady was not Lucy. Honestly. I am quite sure it wasn't. If I thought it was I would say it, b/c it excites me so much, but I am quite sure it wasn't Lucy at all. I have never seen the segment though, is it still up?

OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

A small note giving the finger esp. in creative ways is not uncommon with Lucy but this has been seen more in some Xena fan related videos (becoming very creative with ways to do this). However, doing that to a camera un-related with Xena fans is not really Lucy style in my opinion. She has had some troubles with obsessed lesbi/feminist fans b4 including threats and thus police involvement (the Austin Dept. claimed they had no records of this for me this year though). Sharon is aware of this sort of thing (creative ways) but I find it a bit funny lol.

You guys do know that these pictures at the Hyde were taken way after Celebrity Duets was over so the meeting could have nothing to do with who won Celebrity Duets?

hey james bond we all know how much you love lucy but how about daisy man i am 25 but man i could hit that no problem just a few drinks and a will do what you trying to do whith lucy but viceversa she'l be doing all the sucking

corcxy love daisy wish to fuck,suck lick,masturbate,spit and piss on her pussy i would love to hit that when she was 16 but now shes 18 dude the things i would do to her man im masturbating on a photo of lucy and daisy oh yes yess god the things i would do to the both shit and even to lucy's sister and mother god im leaving now god they are so so hot

Corxy I love Daisy as well and she is a very beautiful, good-natured, and talented young lady with a memorable sense of humor. She knows her mother well and inherited Her mum's Perfect Feet and Toes, and Her beautiful blue eyes, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I saw a pic of them together in Hawaii when Lucy vacationed there in the summer of 2001 (I believe Chris Carter contacted Her then for Her 2 X-Files eps) and Daisy has SEXXXY FEET :) and a nice figure. However, I believe she already has a boyfriend of course and may well have had Sexxx already (following in Her Perfect Erotic Angelic Mum's foot-steps at her age). And I am completely unworthy of her. In an interview from last April I believe Lucy said Daisy may make Lucy a grand-mother by the time She is 45.

A small note, that may be near my date of "expiration" and closer to the end of the world as we know it, which if I am correct is before 2025.

Well, I will not live in misery forever at least.

Josie is also very beautiful, sexxxy, youthful, and lovely and sounds similar to Lucy, incredibly sexxxy. :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I love Josie as well. :) I was thinking of um Josie and Lucy at once in my fantasies but I don't believe Lucy would approve of just anyone with Her daughter of course.

However, if you wish to have such relations with Daisy perhaps keeping it more um conventional may be better (water sports? I doubt she would go for this, though I would love to drink Lucy's Heavenly Delicious golden showers OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ). Of course, in fantasy as it is unlikely you would ever have such erotic contact. Also Lucy may not be pleased with this sort of detail regarding your fantasies, I think She loves Her daughter very much.

Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much Forever! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

wow corcxy you need a cold shower brother i was thinking of lucy's sister and me doing a tresome but that is nasty even for me an believe me i know every move women like but thinking of havig sex whith an elderly woman thats nuts although like my brother in law from puerto rico wil said old chicken gives good soup.

LOL, now that's funny Bond/Kashfi whatever your name is, worrying that Lucy may not be pleased about talk like this about her daughter when you've talked just the same about Lucy or worse. Don't you think that Lucy or her Mom might not be pleased with all the disgusting stories and talk you do about her. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

It's okay to fantasize about fucking Daysie as far as Luce's concerned. She won't mind it. If cared so much for her daughter she wouldn't have left her behinde with her first husband to go live with Rob and her new family in another country. She droped her first daughter like a bad habit as soon as she found a powerful man that could take care of herself and her career said before. That must have been a condition imposed by Rob for their wedding that she was fast and glad to oblige.

It's okay to fantasize about fucking Daysie as far as Luce's concerned. She won't mind it. If cared so much for her daughter she wouldn't have left her behinde with her first husband to go live with Rob and her new family in another country. She droped her first daughter like a bad habit as soon as she found a powerful man that could take care of herself and her career said before. That must have been a condition imposed by Rob for their wedding that she was fast and glad to oblige.

Big gonzo, I am certain Lucy's mother Julie was a very lovely lady in her youth, and she also gave birth to Lucy underwater (historically, shortly after the Tet Offensive in the Vietnam War, which although a bit of a conspiracy, definitively turned public opinion against the war in the States). However, I would not um refer to her in this way in the present but some men do like older women. I like older women myself, but more Lucy's range and women in their forties as well.

Anon, discussing that about Lucy is different as She is an international Sexxx symbol and icon, and lesbian one as well, and there are numerous erotic ficions as well as fake nude drawings of Her online, including some done by a fan She likes a great deal (Holly) I assume.
However, in my own opinion I prefer not to become too graphically descriptive about Her daughter sexually, at least since I do not feel Lucy would like this.

Lucy's mother I doubt has read any of my fanfic, and erotic fanfic is different. If the above person wishes to write erotic fanfic of Daisy, and she is of age, that is another matter than um what he wrote which does not contain only conventional methods of Sexxx. That is my own opinion, not all fans may follow this.

In this light it is not hypocritical at all because I have not ever made comments about Daisy that were so intensely Sexxxual.

And as far as you are concerned, my name is Bond, James Bond. :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER ENDLESSLY MY INFINITELY SWEET SWEET SWEETEST MOST DEAREST BELOVED HEAVENLY SEXXXY PERFECT ANGELIC EROTIC BAREFOOT LOVE OH GOD I REALLY REALLY LOVE AND DESIRE AND WANT AND LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) OH GOD LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Rob has the most Desirable Perfect Erotic Arousing Sexxiest Most Beautiful Gorgeous Precious Tender Wonderful Awesome...Heavenly Angelic woman and wife in the universe of all time. Oh God Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Regarding toe sucking, it is not uncommon especially in the west, and here is a brief clip from a Liz Hurley film (I am also a fan of hers and she reminds me of Lucy in some ways, OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! :) ) where she is in bed having sex with a man and he preceeds penetration by hungrily, devotingly, and vigorously sucking on her toes, which are attractive, but Lucy's are the best ever OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) If only I could do this with Lucy Endlessly Heavenly Forever, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You!!!!!!!!! :)

http://www.youtube.com/index?&session=gAJ9cQEoVQxlcnJvcl9maWVsZHNxAmNfX2J1aWx0aW5fXwpzZXQKcQNdhVJxBFUGZXJyb3JzcQVdcQZVKFRoaXMgdmlkZW8gaGFzIGJlZW4gcmVtb3ZlZCBieSB0aGUgdXNlci5xB2FVCG1lc3NhZ2VzcQhdcQl1Lg==

Ah, unfortunately recently this vid was removed from YouTube by the user after I linked to it on Frakheads. One can watch the film I suppose.

OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

XenaFreak, well, I really think Lucy and Daisy have a very strong bond together, and Lucy is meant to be with Rob. Sometimes divorce may be in the stars for some people. After all, She began experiencing trouble in Her first marriage in the early 90s when She was in Vancouver, well before Xena began. Daisy does spend a lot of time with Lucy. When I first saw Lucy in August 2004, I guessed that She was thinking of Daisy during the autograph signings. Lucy is very motherly, I know She loves Daisy a lot. And She said Rob and Daisy got on very well, if you look his imdb he is technically Daisy's stepfather. Well, Daisy is of age and I am certain many would fantasize of her, but it just seemed the above person's comments seemed more than regular sex and a bit kinky if not possibly upsetting for Lucy, possibly, I mean I heard She is protective of Her children. But, yes we can fantasize, I just would rather not post as explicitly sexxxually about Her daughter myself though. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER!!!!! :)

You know, if someone was Lucy's child you could spend a lot of time with Her, snuggle up and hug Her, know Her, be with Her...wow. Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

I actually don't get along too well with one of my brothers who also met Lucy that night (Karl).

Yeah I feel kinda sorry for Daisy too. Poor thing. They say Lucy loves her and spends time with her but it didn't take much for her to dump her first daughter for a man that didn't want her with them. She goes visit with her mom but how much time the two can spend together living in different countries? The truth is that after lucy got married to Rob there was no permanent place left for Daisy in their family life and she had to take another path. She's too young and obviously loves her mom now but I'm sure she's going to resent all that later. So sad...

Oh! And Rob would be Daisy stepdad only if he took her within his family like many couples in a secong marriage do. Take Renees example, she has a stepdad that took her under his fold as if she were his daughter while she was a child and teen even though she had a living father.

As it is, Daisy living in New Zealand with her dad or grand parents, Rob's just her mom hubby for whom she was dumped.

Too bad you don't really know a thing about how Daisy, Lucy or Rob feel about this but if you saw Daisy just beaming and cheering for her mom during Celebrity Duets I think you might get a clue.

Bond, you just keep telling yourself that they way you talk about Lucy is any different than the way they're talking about Daisy here and that what you do is ok maybe one day you'll convince yourself that you're not really the pervert you are.

As I said earlier I believe Daisy loves her mom, but just because she was cheering for her during CD doesn't mean that later when she's more mature and able to figure things out by herself she won't resent that Lucy DID LEAVE her for a man. The fact that she loves her mother won't make it easier for her. It will only make her hurt more.

Though they obviously see each other they live in different countries and it's like there's no place left in Lucys life with Rob and their two sons for Daisy. The girl will eventually see AND resent that she was too much for Lucy and her new family.

Lucy didn't leave Daisy for Rob, she and Daisy's real father shared custody of Daisy and if you look around the net you'll find lots of pictures of times when Lucy and Daisy are together at events or just out and about town. You'll also find articles where Rob talks about helping Lucy to raise Daisy and I find it pretty cool that she doesn't really want to be an actress but instead a producer like Rob. Divorce is never a fun thing for kids but it certainly appears to me that in this case everything possible was done to help Daisy through it and she seems like a pretty cool young lady who is already mature enough to know she's loved and cared for by all of her parents.

Shared custody between parents that don't even live in the same country? Right...

I would never go anywhere without my daughter. Even if it were a place that could provide me with a better spotlight for my career than New Zealand. But whatever, we each have our priorities.

I wish the girl all the best.

Well, yes after the divorce Lucy and Garth shared custody of Daisy. Daisy would be with Lucy on weekends. From a fan's perspective we really don't know how much time Lucy spends with Daisy and has, which is quite a lot I'm sure, including times we do not hear about. I don't think Daisy has any resentment about this situation, because Lucy is happiest with Rob and it is best for Her career. Don't you think Daisy likes going to their homes and along with Her famous mum, and to parties and various other advantages for Her? There are good things coming out of this for Daisy too. I personally also think Daisy wants to stay with her biological father at times, and with Lucy living in LA for half the year and Daisy at film school to be a producer in NZ, it is not really possible for them to be together all the time. I personally don't think this is a big problem in Daisy's thinking at all (i.e., I don't think it upsets her and this is how things are).

Daisy has a very loving family, I can assure you She does and a good note that Rob helped raise her too.

Anon, I've been called a pervert since I was young boy by various callous females, and I can tell you I despise a lot of them and don't like American women very much in particular. What I do is quite different, I doubt you are aware of the whole of it and its importance.

As for my own father Mansour, he is the evil Luthor and I'd love to behead that sonofabitch. Excuse the gruesomeness with this evil one.

I apologize for the gruesomeness of that statement, but I despise the evil Luthor and he does not like Lucy, as well he lied about getting me a con ticket for this year so I predict ill for him and told both of my parents I await the time that they are mere dust in their graves (Luthor said he prefers cremation and wishes for his ashes to spread over his homeland).

Oh God I really Really Love, Desire, and Worship Lucy Forever :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)]

As well, I just wished to explain as for that comment, I don't do that kind of stuff but people are unaware of Luthor's evil comment regarding Lucy made in January 2005, which I have reported to authorities.

I Love Lucy So Much Forever :) and wish to protect and help Her and Devote myself to Her Infinitely Forever :) Oh God I really Really Love You So Much Forever Lucy! :)

Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

About Karl, we had some differences since childhood and he used to scratch me sometimes. He is a little different from most males and has admitted and shown physical interest in males (as opposed to females). Thus I suspect he was less uh hesitant or embarrassed to approach Lucy like that.

At REAF, I had the ticket, he just came along on the plane flight. However, after the singing he came in and wished to see Lucy and fortunately he did.

Some of my difficulties with him lie in our differences.

I just saw Lucy's pics from yesterday and She is SO INCREDIBLY AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL :) Rob is so fortunate beyond belief and description, and I can never have or be with Lucy, I have been crying, Oh My God Lucy, Her Cleavage, Face, Hair, Eyes, Smile, Arms, Shoulders, Figure, Legs, Feet, overall incredible Heavenly Sexxxiness and Angelicness :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

And I can never have or be with Her. I do look forward to my end, I think I will crawl up in a fetal position and weep and then my end will come. Oh God Lucy I Love You So Much Forever Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

man i was stuned wen i saw the pictures of lucy lawless from the dream girls premier man she is perfect she looks better now than wen she started doing xena i hope she does playboy cause us male fans have been waiting so long and is tough to masturbate every day to her name

if you saw her like that wait when she perform at the roxy dude i hope she uses the silver dress she use to sing whith kenny logins cause i will be there with my camera waiting for a wardrobe malfunction or be in the right place when she stage dive.

Lol! I could not agree more about Her Incredible Unbelievable Beauty :) and Sexxxiness at the Dreamgirls premiere, She is a Dreamgirl OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) In fact, this had me weeping for dear life curled up in a fetal position knowing I can never have Her. Boys, can I ask you something? I have been masturbating and burstly most erotically wildly wetly about Her for so many years, but I know I cannot have Her, nor have any Sexxxual or romantic relations with Her, and this upsets me greatly and I feel like wishing to die earlier. Do you guys not get this feeling?

I also really wish She would do Playboy, better hardcore erotic films directed and starred also by me and Her OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Her new Maxim pics should be released soon?

Oh My God Lucy! :)

My friends, I am prepared for death and the planet will not miss me I'm sure, and I think I will go somewhere where I may not weep as much, at least I don't know if spirits can weep. When this day will be I do not know yet but when it comes at last I will suffer these things no longer hopefully.

If I had known Luthor would lie, I would have worked enough to go to the Roxy like you very lucky gentleman, and I expect the most arousing exposing Erotic Sexxxy costumes and dancing, and stage dive, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Please have a great time fellas and enjoy your lives and I am very happy Lucy makes it all more so enjoyable for you.

I do plan to move to LA before I am deceased, I make note of this, not that I could have Her there either.

james bond dude don't talk like that there's plenty of fish on the water dude im from la and women are hotter than lucy lawless specialy tourist girls from japan they believe every thing you said to them it works for me anyway brother james bond my advice come to la the girls are hotter and very liberal if you know what i mean any way i advice you to move mayde you meet a girl ho looks like lucy and then you do your busines.

B.J. thank you very greatly my good friend, I appreciate your kindness and encouragement. Well they all do say there are a lot of fish in the sea so to speak but none are like Lucy or as good as Her, I really want Lucy or someone like Her as much as possible. I Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :) Thank you, well I am less interested in most Japanese women though some are attractive (there is a bare midriff trend in Japan btw, I am writing Lucy fanfic where She goes there and am thinking of including Raiden in one with Superman, and Yakuza in another with Bond where they get Lucy and do Her including Her Sexxxy Perfect Navel and eat sushi out of and from in Her OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) and Bukkake OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy!!!!!!!!!!! :) ). Lucy is my dream and dream girl and Perfect and everything to me, Oh God I Love Lucy. :)

Yes lol I hope to live in LA next year but I don't think any women are more beautiful than Lucy. I also Love and prefer Her non-physical traits as well. After Lucy I would choose Liz Hurley. But, women do not like me and I doubt I could ever have any of them. I accept this. It pains me but my life is temporary (admittedly not being able to have Lucy makes me wish it were over sooner).

Yes liberal girls are good I know what you mean lol, the more like Lucy the better if that is possible. No offense but well I prefer women who are not American generally. Of Celtic descent yes. Thus, the women I Love and Desire most are from British type of nations, NZ and England. Lucy is Irish and Liz is half-Irish. I really think Celtic women are the hottest ever OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

But I would not stand a chance with them. I accept my circumstances and my eventual or sooner death, I guess it doesn't matter much really.

Thanks deeply. :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

I think Lucy didn't have any underwear when she was in that silver outfit in Celebrity Duets. Hopefully she won't be wearing anything under her outfit when performing at Roxy, either and the fans will have the chance to hmm... know her more closely and intimately if you catch my drift.

hell yea i catch it and i will catch it cause i will be there early and then if she stage dive im going to grab and you know the risk of stage diving it's a free for all i hope to be lucky and believe me i will never wash my hands

Then you better be prepared to die at the hands of her loyal fans who be all over you if you do anything ungentlemently to Lucy.

So Mr. Bond, if you think that god finds homosexuality unacceptable then how can you love Lucy who clearly doesn't agree with that opinion. Yeah, I visited her disgusting little message board, must be fun talking to yourself and all the little voices in your head, don't worry though I won't be back, one visit is enough to know everything someone would need to know about you.

Anon, is it a death threat? LOL I thought the only freak here was James Bond.

Anon, is it a death threat? LOL I thought the only freak here was James Bond. Besides, what would she expect stagediving without any underwear?

hey anon not only i will touch and grab im going to do something else im going to fulfill james bond wish im going to kiss lick suck her pussy touch her ass and grab her tits hey understand your payin moneyto see every thing if your drunk hey enything can happen.

Anon or Xenah hello. No need to return to my Devotion Forum to reply to me then (as you wish). As for your statement toward me I find it humorous, but get this if needed I will hit women and if I have to I will kill women. Certainly including lesbians and the like. You know what I threatened to do to my evil father.

You may have numbers but women are more fragile. Do you intend upon suffocating me with the combined aromas of your lesbian pussies lol! :)

My purpose in life is to protect and defend Lucy but I find it cliched that I would be harmed or killed by Her other fans (female). An interesting note- I believe God communicated to me in Oct. 2004 one evening, and among things I believe He told me was that I will be killed at a rather young age I think if I recall by several using sharp weapon(s). However, whoever I am (Al Capone or what else) keep in mind if you kill me you are murdering which is a sin.

Lucy supports homosexual rights- so do I. You can marry if you all want to it is not even my business. However, and please let Lucy speak for Herself on this, I have never seen any biblical reference to God condoning homosexuality, so believe me I think He does not. Lucy has never commented on this so I find it wishful thinking if you believe you know Her opinion. After all did you not refer to me as straight and evil?

Evil was the reppers whom I threatened, who threatened my dearest Beloved Perfect Angelic Lucy and sent Her fatal threats. I still vow to get them in person. Do you know why there were as bad in part? Because they were disgruntled misled homosexuals- radical lesbian feminists. That is a dangerous philosophy esp. in their attitudes toward Lucy.

And now I will relieve the identity of Madame Francais Freeman- sort of- since Azure recently did not wish to make the info swap for repper info she once did over three years ago w/ me- "Madame" is related to me (familial).

Anonymous lol I agree on lol you know I emailed Hal Sparks about Her not wearing underwear and exposing Her Perfect Delicious Flawless Tender Precious Wild Awesome Tushy Crack :) in April 2001, apparently She doesn't wear undies often and it is a good bet She won't at the Roxy OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Infinitely Sweet Sweet Sweetest Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Love! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Xenah if I had gotten a job earlier I could have been going to the Roxy by all means but I guess we will never em find out if I would ever be able to catch my Sweet Perfect Lucy in Her stagedive. Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

And note I will also protect Her from the radical lesbians who surely wish to apply their unwashed dildos in Her Perfect Kitty and Tushy again and again w/o my heroic intervention. ;)

And if I am killed you will merely be doing a suicidal man a favor. :) Thank you.

B.j. lol right on my dude! :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!! :) I er would pay to see that myself you know OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) Please give Her my kindest and most Loving wishes. :) OH MY GOD LUCY! :) Doing all that, kissing, licking, sucking Her Perfect Pussy :) would be so Heavenly :) sadly only Rob gets to do this. One reason I will be happy to be dead.

Lol you can me email will love to contact you in LA when I've moved, count me in the Sexxxiness I also really have an immense desire and fetish to do Incredible Hard Loving Pounding Deep Anal :) with Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Yes Lucy! :)

Best wishes B.J. Who knows, if Lucy falls in love with you (Love Potion Number Sixty-Nine OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ) you may even get one of those incredible numerous blowjobs She would give a man She loves OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Best luck and wishes. Please do be gentle with Her though unless She reveals She likes it rough OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Btw anon I'm hoping a telekinetic force field (which allows me to better resist blunt force) extends to tasers though I know they penetrate skin first. I'm hinting at the UCLA incident (btw Mostafa was the name of Luthor's father).

And as for the statement of self-defense against women with violence if necessary I was of course referring to your lesbian gang which would love to attack me lol! :)

B.J. thanks! :) I cannot wait I hope there are pics of your incredible cunnilungus w/ Lucy, She is also Perfect and made for Cunninlungus on Her Most Perfect Sexxxay Delicious Juicy Flawless Fragrant Orgasmic Heavenly Pussy :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I called in the Ferguson show and stated how much I Love and Desire Her and weep forever b/c I cannot have Her, and that when I saw Her on his show I near orgasmed right there and could not describe or express how much I wished I could "take off Her clothes and lick Her everywhere" OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Lucy is literally PERFECT :) and made for the most hot Sexxxy Devoted cunnilungus OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh god Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!! :)

Thanks about the lezzies lol some of them do look like truckers, others more like overweight disgruntled librarians lol! Try that spray on their pussies, should be quite a tingle. Most lesbians are not that beautiful generally. However, a beautiful woman doesn't mean She would have a good heart. If a lovely lesbian tried to kill me and I felt like defending myself I would as well (though I find my lesbian aroma comment amusing).

Hope I don't sound too tipsy, I am an angered man.

I Love Lucy!

(Alright, for those wondering, here is another clue. "Madame" kissed the Perfect Lucy on Her Perfect Cheek :) (uh I mean that cheek not the Tushy though I wish I had done that one OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ) on the evening of Aug. 2, 2004. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You!!!!!!!!!! :)

(fandom is in hysteria at this lol))

dude james bond don't worry it will be done and don't worry about the lesboes and homoes i got a peper spray pen sometimes work on lesbians who look like truckers i don't like to use iton beautyful girls who are lesbians but knowing xena lesbic fans there probably none well you can't win every time.

The "S" is she referring to not all beautiful woman having a good heart should not have been capitalized (accident).

One reason I really Love Lucy all the more is She is such a Perfect Wonderful Angel and all know She has a heart of gold so to speak OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

STFU everyone.

You\'re encouraging the delusions of a bona fide nutjob. I just googled Terrell State Hospital, and this is for real. It was once known as the North Texas Lunatic Asylum.

He is a former mental patient who refuses to take his meds. IMHO he is thisclose to becoming dangerous.

I kinda hope he does off himself before he hurts someone.

I\'m afraid for Lucy. Or any woman who he gets attracted to.

Hi Anon lol! And everyone thought I was jesting (including Sarpedon). My parents put me in there. I was first arrested (mental health arrest) at the Richardson Police Department (I went there to give them a note which included what I believed to be threatening/hostility against Lucy by my evil father Mansour, who is Luthor) and taken to Green Oaks of Dallas. I attempted to escape and threatened violence. I was taken there 10/16/05. I was transported to Terrel on 10/19/05 from the McKinney Courthouse and did become violent there as I promised. I took no drugs b/c I knew they would ruin my psionic powers which I developed after Hurricane Katrina in early Sept. 2005, to protect Lucy. I prayed for them. This is real. I could squeeze an apple in my grip and a peach with ease and make dents on a steering weel. Warm water did not affect me as much, nor blunt force. I attempted to fly before (needed more telekinetic/psionic energy). These were just beginning and not near full levels at all. I was released from Terrel on 12/22/05, about a year ago. I only began the drugs on 11/8/05 after a 2nd court visit in which it became a sort of legal mandate.

I will not take them out of institutions which is very legal (ask an attorney). I have the same rights you do right now.

I'm off them but my powers have barely returned. I need to raise my neurotransmitters hopefully. As I said, at full power I will be able to do the strength feats Steve Reeves did in his Herc films, w/ other abilities. I though I could survive small arms fire as well. See my facebook.com page for more info.

As I said elsewhere today, I am the real deal. :)

Oh God I Love Lucy Forever! :)

This is not a drill, this is not a test. I am for real. I really Love Lucy! :) My name is Bond, James Bond. W/ these abilities I may be the most physically dangerous man on the planet, if I develop them. I am still a dangerous man w/o them.

It is my mission to protect and defend Lucy.

All you can contact Judge Weldon Copeland about me and Terrell Dr. Rivera, unit K-1 (I was in it). I will contact Terrel and ADAPT of Texas myself. Screw them esp. Terrell.

The North Texas Lunatic Asylum was built in 1885 and Terrell Hospital is the more pc name now lol.

I will revenge myself against Terrel b4 I am deceased and some employees there. This is not a drill, this is serious. :)

Bond, James Bond. I Love Lucy Forever! :)

You hope I kill myself? I've thought of it often. But, it is likely I may be killed possibly for a variety of reasons. My telekinetic force field does not protect against being cut. I can fall ill as the rest of you and need air. A sort of human Superman (or Superboy). There are limits certainly on my abilities. They are closest to the animated version of Supes from the 1990s. Or, the weakened Supes who fought Alien on a distant planet.

I Love Lucy. I also love Liz and am really attracted to her as well.

Don't worry. I will prob. never have a girlfriend and accept my death. The Lord is incredible, I do not need people to like or approve of me.

In short, don't mess with Lucy...I am the real deal and I Love Lucy Forever!

Google "David Kashfi" and you will also find I earned a black belt in TKD in October 1997. The real deal.

After running at the speed of a car, I should attain flight at 100 mph about tops if I recall correctly. It would take hours but depending on my proximity w/ Lucy I could protect Her within a short time. Dallas to LA is 1440 mi I think. Over a 14 hour trip. Unless I go faster...

In any case the flight speed is subsonic. I also do not possess superspeed, senses, or heat vision, but have good intuition I think. The tactile telekinesis giving super-strength should also increase my leaping ability.

How about a Super-Erection for Her, I wish I could give Her a Super-Orgasm OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God I really Really Love and Desire Lucy Forever! :)

LOL, anybody who thinks he can fly has got to be a nutjob or else someone just pretending to be a nutjob and making all of this up. Anyone could find out that information about that institution and claim to have been held there. And as far as protecting Lucy you don't seem to really want to do that since you're encourging those other jerks here to sexually molest her if she stage dives, some protector you are.

anon james bond isin't encourging no one to molest lucy if she stage dive he had the same fantasy every male female fan has im sure every one in this post including j.bond fantasise of having lucy in there beds on all fours cover on wipcream,milk and honey cause if you said no you are out of this world or hardcore gay

james bond i am corious if you had been abducted by aliens or somethin cause your post are kind of lame and stupid

first of all i like what's trent's fantasizes about having lucy on all fours but using milk and wipecream i don't know remember not alot of fans are that creative me i prefer any kind of lubricant or maybe jello that's just me

Trent, if you had Luce on all fours what you would fuck first, her ass or her pussy?

As for harming women I noted earlier that is only in self-defense as an anon suggested some of Her lesbian fans would try to kill me...how can I defend Her if I am dead...right?

From the link, "Superman is able to manipulate psionically, graviton particles, in an unknown and apparently unconscious manner, to defy the forces of gravity."

"He can lift incredible weights and objects and not have them collaspe under their own weight, indicating a powerful form of telekinesis that surrounds the object protecting it from outside stresses."

However, my strength level would be more like what S. Reeves had in the Herc films, or Samson in 1996's Samson in Delilah (w/ Eric Thall). However, I couldn't pull the temple down!

What all this means is that I would make the best Tushy Gaurd a human could be I think...Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Anon lol! :) But I am not jesting really (just as Bond said in Octopussy OH MY GOD YES LUCY :) but not believed as he was in clowngarb), I did try to fly. I need enough psionic energy (to manipulate graviton particles). Here is a link that explains Superman's ability to fly: http://www.starnet-database.com/dbase_deo/profiles/superman/superman.html

His strength is also psionic/telekinetic like mine.

But, I was really in that bloody place and will revenge myself upon it. I can name some of the workers there.

I DO protect Lucy of course- but b.j. and others are naturally horny red-blooded males like I and if Lucy stagedives it would be great if they caught Her. After all, She wants to stage dive and the Sexxxy attention. I am also helping Her by encouraging their fantasies. Do you really think b.j. would try to have sex w/ Lucy? As much as he would love to I doubt it. Ask yourself that. Besides, I don't consider Sexxx to be real pain/hurt but I am also Her Tushy gaurd and protect Her from drooling desirers (such as in Malawi next year as rape cases have skyrocketed in the villages especially, and many men turning to forced anal to prevent pregnancy w/ women). There is in fact a nation and city in Africa called "Djibouti"- pronounced "De Booty"- OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

B.j. lol thanks very well said, whipped cream, milk, and honey, like honey on the strawberries in Antony and Cleopatra then dip it in Her Perfect Navel, Kitty, and Tushy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :)

Anon, I've never been abducted by aliens. Please visit my facebook.com. The truth about alien abduction is it is bogus- abductees are all govt. disinformation agents and are lying. They Greys, the only real "alien" race, are really demons in disguise. The Apollo landings are faked. I sort of specialize and write in this an am sending it to presidents, governors, Congress etc. and how much I really Really Love and Desire Lucy So Much Forever! :)

Lol about lubricant..I wonder which Lucy prefers...it is said She and Garth experimented A LOT on this...OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) Jello would be funny, Oh God to eat it from in Her Perfect Delicious Fragrant Kitty! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

I think Lucy would prefer Her Kitty done first, because if you do Her Perfect Ass bacteria and tiny Perfect Heavenly Fecal matter would enter Her Pussy. Most women don't like this. Of course, in the heat (literally) of the moment and forced cases, it probably wouldn't matter to them. Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

Please read my fanfic...Garth uses spit as lubricant b4 doing anal w/ Her on all fours naked on a green blanket, wearing only Her Tiki necklace. OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) How long I have fantasized and Desired Her like this...I must have Her Oh God...but I can't...

My friends only Rob has and can do this w/ Her (besides Garth b4). This depresses me much and when I think of it I crave my end.

Jesus save me...Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

this guy james bond is really strange i don't think luce wuld like the stuff he's sayin but i must admit i think about it alot myself but with RENEE MORE.

arts lol! Renee is a "good deal" as Lucy said to Craig Ferguson recently when he noted their hinted lesbian relationship in Xena OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) She also very hilariously, lovably, adorably, and humorously said "Great huge BOOBIES Renee" often OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I will post some of Lucy erotic Sexxx fanfic scenes here...

Arts you may wish to read "Hot Sex on the Kitchen table" which I wrote in December 2001 and put on litererotica.com. It has a good sex scene w/ Renee and 1st husband Steve Muir when she comes home from work on Xena in Auckland one day. It also mentions Lucy. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!! :)

Looking back on it is a bit of a silly story but I have noted some enjoyed it. :)

I hope Lucy would...might...enjoy some of my Devotion to Her...I weep endlessly For Her always...I Devote myself to Her...I await my end.

Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

For those wondering, here should be my primary super-powers (better w/ raised neurotransmitters and supernatural intervention of the Lord)- superstrength through tactile telekinesis, telekinetic resistance to blunt force mainly; then to temperature and radiation more minimally. Increased leaping and running speed. Flight (def. sub-sonic).

Possibles- psionic superbreath; quicker healing maybe.

These are generally it save for increased breath holding ability I believe (several minutes). However, as a "human" Superman I have the same biological needs as other humans (air, water, sustenance, sleep). I am also as vulnerable to chemicals, poisons, toxins. Being healthy improves immunity but I have no special resistance to disease other than that.

For an accurate depiction of the strength see, see S. Reeves feats in his Herc films (also most of Eric Thall's in his Samson film).

I didn't note Kev Sorbo's in the Herc show b/c a lot of things he did would be a lot stronger (most). He said the writers gave him roughly the strength of a hundred men usually.

Me I should have that of several. Metaphorically one could say "ten" (not precisely though, several).

I could break out of cuffs, out of a straitjacket (the place I was held didn't have any), lift the back of a small car off the ground, knock a man down w/ one blow, raise a sarcaphagus, break a chain, shake a tree, etc.

I believe w/ enough resistance I can survive small arms fire even (despite being as vulnerable to being cut as others).

W/ these abilities not even the biggest weightlifter or most skilled MA master could surpass me in sheer physical capability I believe. As in Birthright, flight is a stunning power and they refer to Superman as "Peter Pan" when they first see him.

The starnet database on Superboy, a version who is now dead after Infinite Crisis. Half of his DNA is from Luthor's (Luthor is like my evil father Mansour).

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:GI1eg7mt5QMJ:www.starnet-database.com
/dbase_deo/profiles/young_justice/superboy/superboy.html+superboy+starnet+database&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1

some guy ask me what i fuck first ass or pussy brother or sister i fuck her ass first it dosen't matter if is dirty that's what wild sex it's all about of course protecting her and my self very important for all of you teen's and pre teen protect your self no matter what your fucking guy or girl protect your selfs very important theres no party with out a hat.

I THINK RENE IS SUPER SEXY AND SHE AND I ARE SME HEIGHT I WOULD DO HER WITHOUT THOUGHT

jb i not gettin the story give me a link plz

Trent LOL! :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) You've GOT to do Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :) Do you see why I mean She is SO PERFECT :) and made for HOT DEEP POUNDING PERFECT VIGOROUS WILD ROUGH THRUSTING ENDLESS RELENTLESS NIGH-PAINFUL SWEET ANAL :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I was only saying, also sometimes intestinal parasites can make their way into the rectum, so if your cock is unwashed b4 entering Her Sweet Perfect Heavenly Pussy :) She may not like this. Of course, in the heat of the moment and wild Sexxx :) it may not matter to Her as you suggested OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) In fact, WarriorBard a friend of mine I think is into the "ass to mouth" image w/ Xena (blowjob after rough anal in forced group Sexxx w/ Her).

Trent please go on...how else would you DO LUCYYYYYYYYYY :)...where....lube or no lube....up the Perfect Ass with no lube or not...how big are you...docs say anything longer than 8 inches entering the rectum of a lady may go into the colon (sigmoid colon) which can be dangerous for Her...She may not care in Wild Hot Rough Sexxx though...

Arts lol! :) Ren is about five three and half I believe. I am close to Lucy's height, I believe I'm five nine and a half. May possibly become slightly more even later.

So Trent you would use a condom you are hinting, I really think Lucy likes it raw and rough though like in the outback w/ Garth (esp. as a Catholic). Lucy fans think She must have used some contraception w/ Rob later though, if not earlier.

But, Lucy is never "dirty" Her Perfect Lucy-Do is Delicious Sweet Fragrant and Heavenly, and probably hot pink believe me OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Arts thanks, in one story Garth gives Her anal fingering/fisting deep, deep analingus, and then finally very deep awesome Anal Sexxx using his spit as lube as She rocks on all fours on that blanket in front of him (Perfect Soles, Toes, Back, and Tushy visible to him) naked save for Her Tiki, w/ Van Morrison rock music on in the background as was in Her Crummer Road days OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

One good link is to the Frakheads forum, another to the Devotion Board. If you join Frakheads you can see my own forum there, and the stories. :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) They will also be on other official erotic fiction sites online. :) Oh God Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever Lucy! :)

So Trent how about you me we DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCY :) in Her Perfect Tushy lol OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Believe me, She is INCREDIBLY SWEET, FRAGRANT, TENDER, WILD, AWESOME, PRECIOUS, PERFECT, MOUTH-WATERING, BREATH-TAKING, ORGASMIC, EROTIC, AROUSING AND HEAVENLY THERE :) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

I think Rob would know too....SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY :) he is....OH MY GOD LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

comments (great ones) from the blog are being deleted by the admin there it seems...will try to recover them and post them here if I can...

Last comment is missing...to add Lucy IN DEPTH :) and LA Superior Court Judge Bob Hess really wants Lucy's Incredibly Perfect Erotic Desirable Awesome Arousing Heavenly Feet and Toes :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Want and Worship and Protect and Defend and Espouse and Adore and Admire and Desire and Love and Love and Love You So Much Forever Lucy :) Oh God Lucy I Loooooooooooooooooooove You!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I Desire You So Much Indescribably Lucy Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

(weeping endlessly until I can release my spirit from my body Oh God I Love You Forever Lucy! :) )

(email to Jay Leno coming up soon and Regis OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :) ).

Are you just always drunk or high Bond, you keep talking about different places that comments are at or being deleted and never giving a link, I think you're making it all up and you keep throwing out weird names of who knows who. It must be pretty crowded in that little brain of yours.

Hey James bond just want to say that it's okay to fuck Luce's ass and her pussy afterwards 'cause she so very perfect there ain't any bacteria or microbia in her arse hole, man. She's cut for sweet deep anal and analigus you don't need to wash when your done 'cause she's so damn clean and good smelling.

You people(freaks) make me sick!! ugh

Yeah, it's amazing what immature teenage boys will write to try to make themselves sound like they're tough and know something about sex.

hey anon get away from this post it's for adults only and not for virgins like yourself and to mr bond james bond keep posting you have another fan on the caribean keep posting those cool posting no matter wath those f.. i mean the female xena fans think

Erik [san juan]=trent=big gonzo=b.j.=asshole who needs to learn how to spell and speak proper English. And stop acting like we don't know you're the same fucking person idiot.

Erik hello lol! :) Thank you very much greatly indeed you are really my kind of Lucy Fan, I could not have said it better myself, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) Yes I know you are right Lucy is So Heavenly Perfect Delicious Fragrant everywhere more than anyone, and I would know at least in my Endless Explicit Hardcore Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Erotic Sweet Fantasies of Her OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love Love Love and Want and Desire You So Much Infinitely Forever Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

Glad to know you are in the Caribbean and a fan of mine, I'd love to visit. You know in the novels Bond is a Caribbean fan and often visits Jamaica. Fleming himself had a vacation home in Jamaica which he called "Goldeneye" (upon which a film in the series was named). Bond's was called Shamelady. A cool name indeed.

Thank you very deeply for all your encouragement and appreciation Erik, I am your fan too and please visit the Devotion Board. OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

But you know Lucy not having any bacteria in Her would technically be impossible unless She is entirely a spiritual creature and I think at this point She is at least both biological as well (bacteria is needed to digest food and is a part of the body and system). But, with Lucy it is Perfect bacteria OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!! :)
Yes you are so right I have always longed for and dreamed of Perfect Endless Devoted Deep Sweet Anal and Analingus with Her and She is Perfect for his and I wonder if Rob does this for Her these days OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)

All I greatly encourage you to watch Her IN DEPTH (OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) and I do mean In Depth) interview with Jo Giles in Christchurch (actually it was filmed shortly after She assisted in the bakery I believe) where Lucy actually describes that Her marriage w/ Rob, the very topic of this entire thread and site, could indeed be "on the rocks" if he were not such a good man, the best She has ever met and to the point that no one could even touch him in this regard She says. Ahhhhhhhhh...wow...it is so wonderful for him to have the most Perfect Desirable woman to think this of him. Wow.

The separation is what pains it She says (he has been working in NZ since March and it was not until November that She really saw him consistently last year). WarriorBard my friend has noted this and also that She would necessarily likely have to use sexxx toys in his absence (w/ masturbation) OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

She says clearly, at first even surprising the interviewer (who later appreciated how intimate, candid, and in depth the interview was soon) that due to this separation She might have left him. If he were not such a good man.

So, if he were not such a good man, my dear friends and doubters (and ELA) She may have truly have left him for say David Foster (or Eric) and might have indeed have had Sexxx w/ Foster, being deprived of contact with Rob and Her needs as a wife and woman (including Sexxxually).

The next fanfic I write (beginning tomorrow I plan) shall be posted here also and will be an erotic story of their night at Hyde, and in the car and afterwards, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) All please enjoy, including Erik. :)

Anon I am always high for Lucy if you know what I mean, and very firm, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) But, I have never been drunk before. However, one post of mine containing links was deleted. I will repost the link for arts.

Concerned Citizen I come to good Erik's defense, lay off lady and besides you have not proved they are the same, and in fact I would say you are an Anon yourself and thus a blatant hypocrite as well.

Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy! :)

And as planned, a story where I am in LA and come to rescue Lucy for Her Sexxxual needs (as She is away from Rob) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :) Plenty of analingus w/ Her I assure you OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

hey concerned asshole im from sanjuan puerto rico miles away from assholes like you gringo bitch and i make my posting because i like the way that guy david kashfi or james bond or what ever this guy name is beacause hi original and creative and i hate people like you censored people that creative so concerned ass hole puto cabron lay of maricon

hey concernd asshole i am from san juan puerto rico if you don't like my speling well to bad i posted this because i like david kashfi,james bond or whatever this guy name is bacause his original and a guy who xpreses that way is ok in my book because i don't like people who censored other people like you concerned ass hole if you don't like this well you can fuck your self cabron

wow don't be so violent basides how concerned citizen knows who is posting i have a few questions for him or her 1.do you read minds 2.were you abducted by aliens 3.if they did were you analy probe? 4.are you a she male? 5.what cabron means? and finaly can you suck your own dick? well those wore a few i hope you post soon.

Erik lol! A gringo woman she is indeed, I say we give her the hot and spicy treatment, in the tushy as we do her lol! Anon are questioning concerned citizen I am curious (I am guessing this poster is likely a genuine female though).

Erik thanks for all your appreciation and compliments, I know what you mean I like freedom of expression and so forth, and porn and freedom of sex as well OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :) Surely I agree, and well "David S. Kashfi" is my legal name but I can go by Bond of course. :)

Interesting in the interview with Giles Lucy even said Her children can change their names if they wish. What if I changed to Bond lol though I doubt I will. You know, Fleming said he was actually going for a more bland and ordinary sounding name than an adventurous sounding one, and "Bond" was the name of the author of a book called "Birds in the West Indies" I believe (an ornithologist). This pertained to the Caribbean area. Ironic then that Bond the name has become so linked to adventure and espionage, daring and fantasy.

"Kokomo" by the Beach Boys is among my favorite songs and I have so greatly often imagined Lucy and I together in it as we fall in Love and make Endless Sweet Hot Sexxxy Humid Erotic Vigorous Love in the Caribbean OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) That's where you want to be to get away from it all OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! :)

For Arts here is the literotica link that was deleted to "Hot Sex on the Kitchen Table" which I wrote in Dec. 2001. An early composition and not quite as advanced as later ones, and a bit different. I was also less researched in sexual matters then (and knew less about the actresses and series in general as I know more and more as time goes on). My friend WarriorBard enjoyed it, I hope you will too. I will also post and link to others for you. :)

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=32383

Hm...how about a wife-swapping story where Steve gets it on with Lucy? They are both Kiwis of course. OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :)

Rob actually knew Renee b4 he knew Lucy btw.

sorry mr.bond some times i get a litle pist of this web sites are just for that freedom of speach and xpresion now i know concerned citizen is a woman i should apologize your not a cabron or puto you are a puta and cabrona english for ho,bitch,whore or slut and you are correct bond the caribean is the place to make sweet love to a woman like lucy lawless even to make great porno films are favorite home town girl is carmen luvana best porn actress ever in my mind i see lucy and carmen in a water fall that mi amigo is a fantasy

Erik thank you for your explanations, I understand totally what you mean no need to apologize. Lol about concerned citizen! Perhaps she is concerned she will be done? I say we do her in her tushy and give her the hot and spicy Caribbean treatment in it. Yes thank you for confirming this, I knew I was right OH GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) To do Lucy in the Caribbean! :) I have heard porn films are often filmed either in southern California near Lucy's home or in Brazil sometimes for the more raunchier and "risque" porn films including the famed popular incredible "double anal" films. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Erik would you be interested in doing Lucy double anal? I mean if it wouldn't be uncomfortable for you. I am sure it would be very incredible and wild and Extremely, extremely deep and Hot and Sexxxy for Her, Her Perfect Sweet Lovable Adorable Precious Tender Wild Awesome Wonderful Angelic Mouth-watering Breath-taking Orgasmic Tushy Hole would be so stretched, pounded by two desiring thick meaty cocks (I am the 7 inches of 007 btw) to Her moaning gasping Orgasmic anal delight OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Hopefully She may even have an "ass-gasm" Oh God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!!!! :) Please let me know your ideas on this.

Ah, I didn't know about Carmen Luvana. I will surely look her up. But you know, I think "Lucy Lawless" really sounds like a porn actress and She could be like the best Kiwi one, the best MILF, and by far incomparably the best in the world OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) I think She also jested about "Alotta Fagina" a Bond girl OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

So you fantasize of Carmen and Lucy in lesbian scenes in a waterfall in the Caribbean, say Puerto Rico OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) I have seen West Side Story and the persons from Puerto Rico are very musical and lively and Natalie Wood sadly was killed purposely in a boating accident later.

So what do you think of double anal with Lucy? OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :) Also please visit the Frakheads BSG forum if you are interested, you would fit right in we really go on about Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I really Really Love Love Love and Want and Desire and Worship and Devote myself to You Endlessly My Infinitely Sweet Sweet Sweetest Erotic Angelic Barefoot Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Love :) Oh God I Love and Desire You So Much Lucy! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

You know Lucy is one HOT MOMMASITA and we could really give Her a hot tamale or two you know including in Her Perfect Tushy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :) Figuratively I mean (unless She wanted one). Oh God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!! :)

See you later mi amigo Erik mucho gracias! Mi amo Lucy! :) OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
Jamaica

Off the florida keys
Theres a place called kokomo
Thats where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
Well be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

To martinique, that monserrat mystique

Well put out to sea
And well perfect our chemistry
By and by well defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Port au prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo
Well get there fast
And then well take it slow
Thats where we wanna go
Way down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to kokomo

OH GOD I LOVE AND WANT YOU SO MUCH FOREVER LUCY!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Yes Lucy I Love You!!!!!!! :)

my friend bond you should get out more things have change since west side storry the women are even hotter think j-lo but better but any way yuo said you like to do a doble anal brother sorry to disapoint you butt i don't like that sort of things only one on one boy on girl for you to under stand and i recomend you to see carmen luvana's movies i will tell you it will blow your mind

dear friend concerned citizen my real name is trent that's the name my parent's chose any way im going to respond to your last post yes the one about your critic about speling first of all this is not a speling b second this web site is to people like david kashfi to express themself not for people to critizise there speling third this is not an aplication to go to any university the people in this web site are not geniuses or rocket scientist maybe the one who ask about alien probing who knows my point is that's why this people post there mesages to express themeselfs about there favorite celebs and not to critic each other.

i would prefer brain surgeon but rocket scientist it's cool any way im with this guy trent not all of us have big expirience on computers and we are not geniuses exept for mr bond james bond he is an expert on the lingo of the porn lover but im surprise he dosen't know carmen luvana dude i recomend you the secretary by luvana that one will make your nuts pop out

Erik thank you lol! Ah, Jen Lopez is known for her tushy I believe. Well I guess I have sort of a nostalgia for older times. This nation was different in earlier days as well. You know, I believe Jay Rodriguez whom Lucy got to know on Duets is from Puerto Rico.

Ah lol I understand Erik I've never actually done double anal (or any sex) but I would really Love to see this done with Lucy somehow and with huge cocks so She could enjoy, gasp, and orgasm more OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Lucy!!!!!!!! :)

I think the feeling of getting rammed anally is different than vaginal for women and creates a more breathy pleasure and orgasm noise and moan (but perhaps not as high pitched). Oh God to see (and wish to do) Lucy in this OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Thanks for Carmen I'll see if I can rent that possibly I can hardly wait and will imagine Lucy in it and write Her in such scenes OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Trent thank you I agree this site is for persons like me to express myself esp. about Lucy and my Desires and Endless Sweet Infinite Sexxxy Heavenly Fantasies of Her including Anally and Tushy OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Though I wonder if She was asked what She thought Her best physical assets were, though She has said, "My toes," and "I'm thinking my legs, my feet, my toes" I think She may say today "My feet and tits" quite bluntly and so Sexxxily, besides Her Perfect Legs OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Her Incredible Perfect Sexxxy back is shown a lot though too OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)

Anon thank you much lol! :) And the lingo of the drooling Lucy Lover and Fantasizer too OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love Love Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Sweetest Dearest Most Perfect Lovable Adorable Angelic Erotic Orgasmic Barefoot Mouth-watering Breath-taking Love Oh God I Love You So Much Lucy :) Oh God Lucy I Love You!!!!!!!!! :)

Lol! If only Lucy would do that with my longing nuts for Her and the blowing thing too in fantasy OH MY GOD LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) WarriorBard said She would return the favor of Her husbands giving Her deep cunnilungus often OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Well, I'll research on porn stars I like them (wasn't there one called Naughty McKnight or something like that?) but actually the truth is sadly my parents are bizarre (also were born in Iran which represses sex much more than the West) and as of yet I don't have a job so I haven't been able to ever rent porn DVDs. Once in a while I might see a bit online but not so often. Vids are much better than pics (but take far too long to download on this machine). So I do plan to watch more porn later. I mean, knowing I'll never likely ever even be on a date w/ a girl (I won't ask) porn now and then and similar research is just part of my em way of life though it can be fairly time-consuming.

If only Lucy did porn and I directed and ACTED with Her, say in a Double Anal scene OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!!!!! :)

james bond i would do a porn movie with lucy,linda carter, the bionic woman sorry i forgot the name ,the chick from the original dukes of hazzard and morgan fairchild i know souds sick but like an old post i saw says old chiken gives good soup i should call it 1000 and 1 milf nights if you have a title please im all ears or eyes.

heeeeeeeell that's sick the bionic woman shit don't misunderstad me morgan fairchild is a good looker but the bionic woman good god i should do one better the porn film i should do i will include renne o connor,hudson leick {calisto} and the woman who played xena's mom in the show and i would include kevin sorbo and sam raimi's brother ted that i think would be a great porn film.

Anon lol I am very excited and appreciative of this indeed, you know Linda Carter was a sexy lady surely in her day. Her is perhaps the most famed and possibly sexiest pic of her, deliberately displaying and showing off her inny: http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Carter,_Lynda/gallery/1617162/

A very sexy stomach and nice sexy very vertical inny there (they would love it in Japan where I've heard the vertical sort is most sought after aesthetically there). Of course, I prefer most Lucy's rounder most Perfect version (with also more room in it for tonguing, fingering, and kinky play OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love You! :) ).

Lol about old chicken giving good soup! I shall recall that quote! :) But you know Lucy is youngest in body especially than anyone else practically who is above 18 OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :)
Sometimes persons stay physically very young. The doctor told Bruce Lee he had the "body of an 18 year old" when he was over 30, and to Sean Connery that of a 40 year old I think when he was over 60.

1000 and 1 MILF nights is a truly wonderful title lol very well-named (sounds a bit Arabian and exotic too). I was thinking we could also become more specific, like since last year I've thought of doing a documentary called "DOING JUICY LUCY" OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Yes Lucy I really Really Love and Desire You So Much Forever! :)

I also hoped and fantasized She would provide commentary on it, like on Her experiences of being done hardcore, Sweet Heavenly Perfect Pussy licked, and double anal and with toys OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

Btw I checked out Carmen Luvana she is hot and her hair is colored blonde now. Oddly she looks taller than her given height (5'2")? She is quite hot in a lot of places, feet, legs, tushy, huge implanted boobs, pretty face, nice tummy and really quite sexy inny she has! :)
I read she did not begin porn until 2001, and she does anal! :) She also won a Howard Stern award for a porn star beauty pagent contest. I checked her official site, nice, will report more. I'm thinking of having Lucy in her porn situations and skits OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!! :)

I don't recall the Bionic Woman actress very well, only that she was superstrong and could jump, and could really serve a tennis ball. I think Rob saw Carter on WWoman and I also read those behind Xena saw Sharon Stone in a certain western and prob. Red Sonja in the 1980s as well.

Trent lol great idea if you visit my forum and Frakheads you will see porn fanfic involving Huddy, Ren, and Luce OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Including lesbian. I am also a Hudson fan and she is quite sexy. Lucy practically did soft-core porn already with Kevin Sorbo in Unchained Heart uncensored version OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) Ted is a close friend of Hers, didn't respond to my emails though. I can totally see Her doing a porn film w/ him if She was going to. She was really steaming it up w/ Kev Smith on Xena and with Jay who played Draco in A Comedy of Eros boy She was having deep sexxxy breathy rapid orgasms sitting on him w/ their private areas touching and his hands on Her Perfect Stomach OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy! :)

My advice also include Adrienne Wilkinson who played Xena's daughter in the porn film, a sexy tummy she had too and did a fine job of the role. You may want to add William Gregory Lee in it while you're at it (played Virgil had some very softcore porn scenes with Renee in Heart of Darkness).

The Lucy-Foster erotic fic coming up very soon here. :)

OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

How about this idea, Lucy walks into a hamburger store, say in LA, and asks for double meat, and gets it (thick desiring cocks) in Her Perfect Tushy OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) Now there is a DOUBLE WHOPPER :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love Love Love and Desire You So Much Forever My Dearest Most Beloved Sweet Sweet Sweetest Infinitely Heavenly Sexxxy Perfect Erotic Angelic Barefoot Love Oh God I Love You Lucy! :)

see told you carmen luvana makes a man go crazy so bautiful like renne o connor small but agresive and just for kicks i will give you the name of actors for my porn flick i will use renne o connor then lucy lawless and jennifer sky the girl who played one of the amazons in the last season of xena she was in a movie called my litle eye for the male actors marton cosokas and kevin sorbo that would be interesting.

Erik thanks you were right about Carmen my my my as Little Richard would say. Any other porn stars you would recommend? Mmmmmmmm....I really wish Lucy could have been one of them in addition to Her other roles OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I am going to have a Paulie Feumana (NZ rocker who sang w/ Lucy recently)/Lucy erotic fic and also an erotic fic w/ Lucy and Her husband in NZ where they are really getting it on and doing it for New Year's 2007 as Lucy described that She started off the year w/ a bang OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy, Oh God Lucy, Oh My God Yes Lucy!!!!!!!!! :) Or shall we say a bonk OH GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Great porn flick! Btw is Boogeyman 2 began filming very soon Ren plays Dr. Ryan a psychiatrist who specializes in schizophrenic patients in a mental institution (the state of Texas believes I am one due to my insidious parents esp. the evil Luthor, I just threatened Terrell State Hospt. and two employees yesterday, btw it once served the most mental patients west of the Mississippi in the nation).

Sky I recall her, she played Amarice. Nice tummy I thought. Actually she was in another film where she did a sexy dance, she has a nice body. Is that the one you mean? Yes put Martin and Kevin in there, Martin did the very hot and wild and vigorous doggy style Sexxx scenes w/ Luce on Xena, and they like each other and he was quite impressed by Her I'm sure. Also put Bobby Hosea who played Marcus and Jay Lagaia who played Draco (at the con recently) they both would be great in hot (including rough) porn scenes with Lucy. Also cast Karl Urban he played Caesar should have a good sex scene with Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) But the bigger heavier (including cocks excuse me) the better for the actors to do it with Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :)

So basically this is a Xena/Herc actor porn film? Great. I also like Liz Hurley and recommend her, you could cast her too surely. :) She once narrated a Bond documentary in 1995 btw called "The World of James Bond." She reminds me of Lucy. Has some very sexxxy scenes in films.

Did you see Soul Possession where Lucy pops out of the cake as Meg wearing ONLY a whipped cream bikini with cherries on the nipples (Her Incredibly Sexxxy idea and She put them back I believe lol OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!! :) ), well I've imagined Her doing that Incredibly Erotic Arousing Mouth-watering Breath-taking Tushy Dance saying "MA LITTLE TUSHY, MA LITTLE TUSHY, MA LITTLE TUSHY, TUSHY, TUSHY, TUSHY!!!!!!!!" :) to the rythmn of the song (which She had devised Herself) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!! :) What do you think Erik?

OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Btw see Her Roxy pics, Incredible Legs, Thighs, Calves (including from the back OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! :) The famed Tina Turner has nothing on Her btw!!!!! meaning no comparison w/ the Amazing Perfect Erotic Angelic Goddess Lucy! :) ), Tushy, Back, Figure, Cleavage, Moves, Voice, Seductiveness, and FEET AND TOES :) OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES LUCY!!!!!!!! :)

I guess the little double anal plan for Her there was just a fantasy huh eh lol! :) Just a jest. :)

OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God I Love You Lucy!!!!!!!!! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :)

dude bond you don't know what you missed last saturday and then yesterday a hell of a show at the roxy she did everything my favorite song was don't let me down and tell mama that one make me cry i went with my sister and my ex girl brother i keep telling every one i met to move to la because you can't see a show like that anywere man and she wore the silver dress from cd good god that one made my heart pump among other things unfotunately i was i the in the midle of the crowd you know women allways late but dude bond i keep telling people to come to la shows like these you don't see everyday well its good by for now im still recuperating from a hang over over and out.

james bond the jennifer sky movie my little eye its about a bunch of people living in a house full of cameras just like a reality show and the one suvivor wins a million bucks it was a crap fest you ask to recomend a carmen luvana film well i can recomend the one's i have they are pirates,rawhide,tailgunners and your soon to be favorite jamesblond dd7 that one is a soon to be classic there are more but those are the one's i have of carmen man i forgot check out lucius lopez i think she's from puerto rico or mexican i have to check out later bro.

B.J. please allow me to respond to you in more detail sooner thank you, Oh My God Lucy! :) Please tell me more as much as you can. I have been dreaming and planning to move to LA for years and have prayed I could see Lucy again, but you know with my luck in my existence who knows what will happen with me. Erik thank you wow I did see that on Carmen's site, and read a review of Pirates very hot seems the biggest swashbuckling porn film ever. Very good sex scenes they say. Oh God if only Lucy were in that! I also think Jenna Jameson is a good porn star perhaps the most famed, she is of Italian descent actually like Lucy's earlier role model Madonna I believe. I have sympathy for her if you read her autobiography she describes how four boys did her forcibly when she was a teenager (also in the tushy I presume) and she was also a drug addict. But she became a very famed porn star. Carmen is very good does a lot erotic things (by her own admission she is 5'1" though).

B.J. thanks again wow you are incredibly lucky. Did you get a chance to talk with Lucy? Please tell Her how much I Love Her! I get this feeling sometimes I may not see her again in person, I don't know, maybe something will occur to me.

Meanwhile here is a link to my Lucy-Foster erotic fic on my Lucy forum, still in the works. I think it is rather good and I tried to make it realistic. Please enjoy and let me know what you all think. :)

http://p088.ezboard.com/fthelucylawlessdevotionboardfrm2.showMessage?topicID=308.topic

*this story is a work of fiction and imagination (to my knowledge especially) and was inspired by the ... blog which suggested Lucy and David Foster were having extra-marital relations, and this story is a work of erotic fantasy

LUCY LAWLESS: THE ORGASMIC PRINCESS OF MALIBU!

(back story to be added soon)

As Foster drove Lucy away from the Hyde Nightclub and through West Hollywood, he could not help but take another longing and lustful glance at her incredible, perfect feet and toes in her sexy sandles, and long legs and shins. Her attractive, revealing, and very tight black dress pressed against her incredible famous erotic body, and her amazing famed beautiful and very ample cleavage was easily visible to the music producer, particularly any time he looked to his right. He did this more often than he needed to certainly. After all, he was a man and she was an incredibly attractive woman and sex symbol. Aged thirty-eight he thought her body looked eighteen.

Lucy's close friend in New Zealand, costume designer Ngila Dickson (whom had once been interviewed by Tapesh radio in Los Angeles in December 2003) had often commented that in her professional idea Lucy's greatest beauty lied in her gorgeous face, sexy shoulders, and magnificent cleavage. Looking down at Lucy's incredible bare feet, Foster wondered why Ngila had left that part out. He knew how aroused and excited the men and producers he had introduced Lucy to at The Hyde were about her, which would help her in her singing role at the Roxy a couple blocks down on Los Angeles's famous and sexy Sunset Strip Boulevard. That had been scheduled for next January and he knew Lucy was very excited to begin. Her incredible experience and success on Duets had encouraged and opened up a new road in her life to a bigger and serious singing career.

"Ahhhh," Lucy gave a bit of a soft, very sexy and smooth Kiwi moan. "These heels are killing me." She had been wearing them all night. They were not her favorite to wear. Once in San Francisco at an AIDS charity benefit for the REAF Foundation, she had felt very similar and had taken them off in the wrong car. Sharon Delaney, her friend and long-time colleague at Creation Entertainment, and recalled his with amusement. Wrong limo they had gotten in that time. And a quick brush with SMERSH, who had really desired her perfect feet and toes. *

"Luce you were wonderful," David said. And he really meant it. An incredible voice, charisma, talent, and presence, and feet and toes to match he thought. He recalled the comments from the men in the Hyde about how even her toes looked beautiful and erotic and sexy. It was amazing. She was incredibly unique. Foster knew Lucy also had a beautiful and talented younger sister, but he thought in all the world, there was no like her.

"Thanks Dave," Lucy said gratitiously but with a bit of boredom, as she often had to repeat herself after all the compliments she would get. So many of them were about her appearance. She knew she was very beautiful, but...she supposed a part of her sometimes wished men would not focus on her physical beauty as much. There was so much more than that. Oh well she thought, when you've got it and you're in the biz, flaunt it. Skin sells, baby, skin sells, she recalled saying to an interviewer years during Xena. Had that been another lifetime she wondered. Her hair had still been colored black then. She liked the flowing beautiful sexy blonde better now, feeling it helped distinguish her from that role and sort of marked her new career. Her natural hair was a very light brown, or an ash blonde as she would describe it.

Lucy knelt down and undid the small straps to her sandals and lay them down as Foster drove on. He definitely noticed this and when he looked at Lucy's incredible perfect bare feet and long erotic amazing toes, his heart lept and he felt a growing, warm bulge in his pants.

He cleared his throat. "So um...Luce...everything okay at home these days. Family, you know..."

Having met David on Duets, they quickly became good friends as he had most appreciated her and recognized her talent, and personally hoped and expected Lucy would win the heated competition. She nearly had. It had been very close. He was also possibly the most smitten and attracted man to her in show business she had ever met. Besides her husband of course.

Lucy sighed. "Well," she said in a lower, softer voice, her normal speaking voice she would use with family and friends normally and in private, rubbing her eyes as she was a bit tired, "you know Dave...they really...could be...better," she finished. She had not seen her loving husband Rob in months. They were usually very happy together and had been, but this year Rob had been away long. Too long she thought. He had been filming in New Zealand since March. Ghost Pictures, his new filming company partnered with his friend Sam Raimi, was really picking up with new and successful horror films now. They had many in pre-production, some in production, and more planned. His post-Xena career was really in motion.
Unfortunately, Lucy had not seen him hardly since then. She had gone to Vancouver to film Battlestar Galactica in April, in its third season, her largest and best acting role since Xena. It had been a long four month stay until August when Duets soon began. It had been fun and worthwhile, but tiring. They really took a lot of their actors up there she thought. Part of why they had a great show.

Lucy explained this to David. He really sensed her loneliness and frustration at it, as he knew she had needs. For company, for companionship, for help, for romance. And definitely for sex. She was at the peak of her sexuality in her late thirties and her husband would hardly be able to see her. That was upsetting. David knew she loved him a great deal, and he her, he could really tell, but he could not help but hear the honest anger in her voice at this situation. "If he," Lucy said, continuing, "if he...hadn't been half as good a man as he is, the best I've ever known," thinking to herself that as a man no one could even touch him in her opinion, "I...I would have left him," she said frankly. It was blunt and honest. David knew she was serious. Lucy went on to explain that he had taken a flight to Vancouver to be with her and her two young growing boys for three days. Only three days, but it meant and showed a lot. It was just for her, but for them. They needed him too and she knew how integral both parents were to their upbringing.

Foster sighed. He felt much sympathy for her. He knew her husband loved her, but he really felt bad that she could not see him as often as she needed. A woman like her. What was it that Howard Stern had said when she was on Grease years ago? If he had been her husband, she would have been getting it every night from him. He recalled Stern's comment about in all three holes with a bit of annoyed humor in his mind. He was a bit of a "shock jock" but he personally thought there was more to Stern than met the eye, and knew Stern had some intelligence as well.

"Oh," he just said. He tried to think of something compassionate and thoughtful to say but his mind raced. Was that all you could do David, he thought. Come on...

After several moments he added, "Well I'm sorry Lucy. I think I know how tough marriages can be sometimes. Even if there is a lot of love. God knows Linda and I haven't always been happy." He was referring to his wife and colleague, Linda Thompson. The pair had been married since 1991. That was actually about when Lucy really started having marriage problems with her first husband Garth as she was studying acting at William B. Davis's famed school in Vancouver. Foster was actually another Canadian himself. He had been born in Victoria, British Columbia, the same province which Vancouver was in. He had a long, famous, respected, distinguished, and highly decorated career as a musical producer, arranger, and composer. He had won his country's highest civilian honor. Foster had worked with a lot of musicians, including Lucy's early role model Madonna, the beautiful Irish singing group The Corrs, and two artists whom Lucy worked really well with on Duets, Kenny Loggins and Richard Marx. He was the most sought after and high-profile judge on the show. Lucy liked Canadians and Canada. She recalled flying back and forth to Toronto in Ontario in the fall of 2003 for the WB television series Tarzan, in which she starred with former X-Files actor Mitch Pileggi. They had gotten on well. Interestingly Mitch had told her how he had spent some time in Iran and Lucy recalled that Xena had been very popular there. Toronto was very pretty, with its stone roads and traditional, quaint architecture, and parks. Not many knew, but Toronto had initially been Siegel and Shuster's inspiration for the fictional city of Metropolis, though it came to be associated with Chicago. She thought people in Toronto were much more sensible, including on the road, than in the busy and crowded LA. Certainly usually less vulgar. And they were more reserved usually, a bit more like Kiwis in that regard. She could easily overlook the mandatory curfew there.

Thinking about the man beside her, Lucy thought to herself that he was her kind of man. Tall, very successful, intelligent, funny, handsome, articulate, kind, experienced, older, and attracted to her. Actually David was more attracted to her than she knew. She had not seen Rob in months. He wasn't home. Her closest male friend, her music and vocal teacher Eric Vetro, had been out of town for the past week. It just didn't feel right. Or fair. In her sexual peak, she had to make do with masturbating, or using a couple of the toys she owned. Sparingly. If anything. Irish women were sometimes known for being very sexual and this certainly did not fulfil her nature. She missed her partner.

After a moments thought, she responded, "Oh I'm sorry! I'm sorry David. I didn't know." She was referring to his own marital problems.

"Oh its okay Luce. No big deal. I think all couples have at least some issues. It was wacky how Marie and I wound up acting like a couple on that show. Jeez."

Lucy laughed. He was referring to judge Marie Osmond, Lucy's by far most critical and least appreciative. She had given her some constructive criticism in the beginning, which Lucy smartly used, but by the end it seemed like a jealousy and hatefest and hardly anything more and Lucy thought Marie was acting rather bitchy towards her. She had called her a cow in an interview in her home country and a slut as well but it didn't make up for it she thought. Lucy's fans really thought Marie was jealous of her incredible beauty. Foster knew that was true.

"Oh you too...she was such...dare I say...slut?" Lucy said rather loudly. She looked away out the window in the darkness and city lights of LA for a moment. "My God...what did she want me to do, blow Richard Marx on stage? I was trying to concentrate on my vocals."

David chuckled. I would have payed to see that he thought to himself! "It's alright Luce I mean Marie is Marie. Otherwise she wouldn't be Marie Osmond you know. Besides, I mean, Alfonso really did improve in the end even though I would have voted you over him."

"Ah, thanks David," she said genuinely and she really meant it. Foster was so nice. A good friend. He really appreciated her. They had grown rather close.

After a couple minutes of driving through the city's heavy and famous traffic, Lucy tucked her legs higher and put her hands on her bare feet. "Ohhhh," she said. "My feet. Where did I put my massager?" She was referring to the fairly kinkly hand-held massaging appliance she had kept in her Duets dressing room. It was back at home. She had left the boys with the nanny.

David turned toward her. "Your massager is right here Lucy," he said with an edgy and flirtatious tone. Clearly lustful. Lucy laughed. She had had a bit much too drink that night as well and was feeling looser, drowsy.

In a move that took the composer by surprise, she deftly and erotically placed her bare left foot right in Foster's lap. He nearly shifted out of gear and out of his lane, as Lucy had been known since she was a teen for not having been the most coordinated. Her foot had brushed on his growing erection, which leaped and bulged at her touch. He gave an involuntary moan.

Lucy's laugh was incredible and a bit like a chipmunk at first, it was even raunchy, when she realized what had happened. "Did I get you David!" she laughed. "Your massager is right here," she jested erotically as she lifted her bare incredibly sexy left foot a bit.

Foster's erection yearned for contact. Oh God, he thought. Was he dreaming? He didn't think so. This may be the luckiest night of his life he thought. Lucy Lawless had just nearly given him a footjob!

Just a couple minutes later Foster had drove to a small and isolated park in west Hollywood, and parked his car at its edge. It was covered by trees and not a jogger was in sight. Not that Foster would care. A cool breeze whipped through the air. It was rather quiet.

David took Lucy's incredibly beautiful perfect left foot in his hands and began massaging. Lucy lay back in the car and shut her eyes in release and pleasure. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh David," she moaned adorably and softly. She really needed it. He was really good at this. Could all Canadians do this she wondered. She would have to tell Rob to take notes.

David continued. He was actually expert at this and had done it more than once for his wife Linda. He also knew it was a good way not only to pleasure but to arouse a woman, and a sort of foreplay. It had been between he and his wife before.

"Ohhhhhhhhh," Lucy gave another moan as Lucy continued. "So David," she began in pleasure, eyes shut now and then, "tell me about your...family life..."

"Oh...well...you know you might have caught that other Fox reality show...The Princes of Malibu..."

Lucy gave an adorable and inquisitive moan and purr, hinting she knew more about it than she may have. "Ohhhhhhh....really David...."

"Yeah, actually it was where I advised and tried to straighten out my two stepsons to fix their lives, go their own way, become successful...it didn't work. Actually then Linda and I...we..." he looked upset and hurt.

Lucy knew. They had divorced. "Oh David," she said. "I'm sorry...that's terrible. I know what divorce is like. I divorced with my first husband. He was my teenage sweetheart."

Foster nodded. "That is alright thanks Lucy. Linda and I just couldn't stay together. It didn't work out that long." He had reached a recognition and acceptance of this.

God Lucy thought. David was incredible with this foot massage thing. Where did he learn it she wondered, because now she wanted one full time. She was seriously considering asking him over to do this for her on a regular basis.

"You know I could be like the princess of Malibu David," she said between his massages. He was really working her.

David chuckled. "I raised one actress Sara, and another singer, so I know what that would be like. Course," he added, really meaning it, "with Linda gone, I would have loved to have you as queen."

Lucy laughed again. So would she be the princess or queen of Malibu? Foster was in his late fifties, older than Rob, so technically old enough to be her father. She did like older men. But princess or queen it didn't matter. She could really use an orgasm right now she thought...

As if to answer her prayers, with Foster a bit tipsy, lonely, and incredibly aroused by her, he knelt down and took her beautiful sexy long big toe in his mouth. He sucked on it tenderly. Lucy gave a gasp and a moan. It tickled, but felt wonderful and very pleasant at the same time. And erotic. She had had her toes sucked before, both of her husbands had done it for her, but certainly not in a while. Very proud of her famous incredibly beautiful feet and toes, she knew she would love to have a man who would appreciate them. And make love to them.

Foster continued, sucking on her littler toes now as he continued to massage her perfect foot. He also licked her sole as he massaged her toes. Lucy gasped aloud and gave an audible moan. It tickled but felt so pleasurable and erotic at the same time. Oh God, she thought. She was becoming very wet between her legs and aroused. Having had a bit much to drink, she was really in the mood. There was no one else in sight. Rob was an ocean away and hadn't seen her in months. She wouldn't see him until Thanksgiving!

Moaning, purring, Foster's saliva covering her beautiful left foot, she reached up and undid the straps of her tight black dress. Quickly and deftly, she let it drop. Foster looked up with big eyes. He was even bigger somewhere else. Lucy didn't stop. She quickly unstrapped her bra and adjusted her sitting position, letting it drop. Her incredibly beautiful famous breasts, and amazingly beautiful large erect nipples were raised and shone in front of him in all there glory. OH MY GOD thought David. Was he dreaming? Maybe he was. Her breasts seemed to beg for pleasure and contact. They were beckoning him. Lucy was.

David saw her there like that and looked up stunned. He paused. He was motionless and speechless for several seconds. He was absolutely shocked. Never would he have expected this. He looked at Lucy and suddenly saw her as a real real human being, with all her desires, humanity, and vulnerabilities, right there in front of him just a few feet away, with her dress down and bra on the floor of the car and her incredible large voluptous beautiful youthful and very human breasts erect and exposed for him. Her eyes were very aroused and she was panting. She gave him a deep look. It was yes. She wanted it. My God David thought. She really could be eighteen.

It was a crucial moment. Because at least a quarter of a minute, probably longer, had passed and David was motionless. He just kept staring and was in disbelief. And shock. Not just at the incredibly beautiful and arousing view, but at his situation. He felt like he had been born that day.

The importance of the moment could not be greater because soon Lucy suddenly felt disappointed and embarrassed. The look seemed to vanish from her face and she seemed terribly upset, with herself, and her situation. She was nearly about to turn away and cover herself, and pretend it didn't happen, or explain it away, and fight back the tears, but then ironically suddenly David broke out of his trance and reached toward her. He grasped her shoulders and very gently turned her face towards his, his finger on her beautiful perfect chin, and looked her in the eyes. They were beginning to moisten. Foster's eyes said yes thank you. They had a lot of sympathy for her. And now, now out of his trance-like state, raw lustful desire for her.

He kissed down her neck and soon began licking and kissing her beautiful breasts. Lucy bucked and her back pressed against the door. David was fast. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," she moaned. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes..." Foster continued kissing her beautiful famous breasts devotedly and hungrily, and then began sucking on her nipples. This really pleased Lucy and she opened her legs apart and really felt a need for it. Contact with her nipples was one thing that really turned her on. Both of her husbands knew it.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh," she moaned tilting her head back. David did not stop there. The upper half of Lucy's dress was down and she was topless. He continued kissing her, down her ribcage, onto her beautiful bare stomach. He thought she had the most beautiful, tender, precious, cutest most arousing stomach he had ever seen, and it was just begging to be pleased and have attended to. He kissed down it. Lucy arched her back and moaned. Oh God yes she thought. She was very live-in-the-moment. Now, she thought. Now. They were getting serious. She put her hands on his head as he kissed her, and found his way to her perfect beautiful navel and kissed it. He tongued it and sucked on it, and continued like this licking in it devotedly and erotically.

Lucy's breath came in rapid gasps as it sped up and she was very aroused and excited. And ready. She moaned with incredible pleasure, hands on Foster's head as she lay back, his tongue deeply pleasuring her navel. Oh god she wanted it. Rob hadn't payed this much attention to her navel. Foster was a godsend she thought. Why did his wife ever leave him...

But the evening was just beginning. Foster kissed lower, leaving her navel as it was wet and dripping his saliva, and she missed the feeling of his tongue in their and craved and wanted it. But now he want lower, kissing and licking her bare beautiful lower abdomen. She could not believe her luck she thought.

Foster, making sure she did not protest and paying attention to this, gently lowered her dress to her thighs and grasped the hem of her thin, sexy panties. He lowered them and saw the absolutely most beautiful sight he had ever seen in the world. Her light brown pubes were nicely trimmed and her aroma was incredibly fragrant. Delicious and sweet. Her beauty was incredible. Her large clitoris was fully erect, its beautiful hood spread, and begging for contact. Oh My God David thought. Nature is incredible. This lady is a real goddess!

*this story is a work of fiction and imagination (to my knowledge especially) and was inspired by the "Xena and the King of Malibu" blog* which suggested Lucy and David Foster were having extra-marital relations, and this story is a work of erotic fantasy

LUCY LAWLESS: THE ORGASMIC PRINCESS OF MALIBU!

An evening in early November 2006 would be one both Lucy Lawless and her new friend, famed musical producer and extraordinaire David Foster would remember for their lives. Lucy had met him as a judge on the reality series Celebrity Duets which she had competed in, and it had ended just about a month earlier. Ready and determined to launch a serious singing career now, her original career dream as a teenager, David was very willing and happy to help her do this. He really liked her and had gotten to know her rather well during and after Duets.

David drove her to her appointment at the Hyde Nightclub in his dark-colored car, a famous club in West Hollywood where many celebrities would often meet. Located on 8029 West Sunset Boulevard, and with a phone number of 323-656-4933, it was quite dressy and its first-floor lounge featured leather and crocodile-trimmed upholstery with oversized monkeywood tables. Lucy had gotten out of the car with David and had the attention of a multitude of cameras and Los Angelites. She smiled professionaly and sweetly, with anticipation. She wore a very tight and sexy black dress, and a coat over it as it was a bit cool this evening, and the dress pressed tightly against her famed incredibly beautiful and attractive body and displayed her amazing cleavage, tightly. As she entered with David, she noticed a pounded-copper ceiling, with flickering candles suspended from the walls adding an elegant touch. She sat at a table reserved for them.

Tonight she was meeting with several music industry insiders and producers, and also in anticipation of her planned Roxy singing performances next January. Both some Duets people and Creation Entertainment, including her friend Sharon Delaney, had helped her put it together. Narrowly losing first place in Duets to Alfonso Ribeiro, who thought not as good a singer or performer as she was (no one had been!) received a large proportion of his community's votes.

Lucy had met with the men and they were awed at her stature, beauty, presence, sophistication, humor, humanity, voice, and talent. The bar offered a small plates menu of Asian dishes including sushi rolls and salmon sashimi. A waiter soon brought their food as they talked, David sitting next to her. Lucy had been in Japanese restaurants, including in Auckland, more than once. There was a DJ booth with a Mac-mixing machine and technical equipment, and the rotating rock DJs particularly pleased "A-list" celebs such as Lindsay Lohan. Very LA-ish. The Hyde was not very large and accomodated about 100 people at a time.

As they talked business, and one of the men remarked to the other in a low voice about Lucy's incredible beauty and attractiveness, and very youthful appearance for a woman in her late thirties, he added that even her toes were amazing beautiful! He was right. Occasionally the men could not stop staring at her feet, and definitely her breasts as they eat. Lucy was not very fond of wine, but the bar had a wide selection of alcholic beverages, so the waiter brought her some gin. She ended up drinking a rather ample amount of it, loosening up and relaxing.

The Hyde was open late-night until 2 AM, but David and Lucy did not plan to stay as long. She had left her boys with the nanny but their appointment had not intended to last until close. Foster payed with his credit card as did the others. Lucy found the bar and trendy and with a good social scene. Youthful actresses Paris Hilton and Britney Spears had been here before. Quite the nightlife here. It had a former ski-lodge theme as well and was known for attracting "A-listers."

The business talk went well, with Lucy anticipating good returns and access for her new singing career she was launching. It could have went a little better though she thought. She wished the men had taken her a bit more seriously. Well, when you play Xena and killer robot on the telly, it isn't always easy to be accepted at first-glance into another entertainment industry. She would smartly use her advantages and friends to help her in this. As she left the Club later that night, with other celebs standing outside with pedestrians, she noticed some of the same people were still there. A couple of the men had been staring at her feet, very beautiful and in sandles, and she gathered at her bottom as well. Were they stalking out this club or what she thought.
As Lucy got in the car with David, she thanked the others for a wonderful night and smiled, joking "Cheese puffs" in her beautiful Kiwi accent. She didn't comment when just before then one of the men had said, staring at her amazing perfect feet, "She's VERY sexy!" She knew it was certainly true and she was glad her physical assets had done well in the evening, but wished she would be taken seriously as a singer.
As she got in the car with her friend David, a knowing smile on his face, cameras around her again, she was conscious of her very beautiful feet, and long beautiful perfect toes, and got in the car with him with a big satisfied and excited smile on her face. She had gotten the men in the bar horny. Her feet had really helped. She also had the look of definite sexual experience and enjoyment on her very beautiful face, which nearly seemed to shine with an incredibly attractive sexy beautiful radiance and smile.

As Foster drove Lucy away from the Hyde Nightclub and through West Hollywood, he could not help but take another longing and lustful glance at her incredible, perfect feet and toes in her sexy sandles, and long legs and shins. Her attractive, revealing, and very tight black dress pressed against her incredible famous erotic body, and her amazing famed beautiful and very ample cleavage was easily visible to the music producer, particularly any time he looked to his right. He did this more often than he needed to certainly. After all, he was a man and she was an incredibly attractive woman and sex symbol. Aged thirty-eight he thought her body looked eighteen.

Lucy's close friend in New Zealand, costume designer Ngila Dickson (whom had once been interviewed by Tapesh radio in Los Angeles in December 2003) had often commented that in her professional idea Lucy's greatest beauty lied in her gorgeous face, sexy shoulders, and magnificent cleavage. Looking down at Lucy's incredible bare feet, Foster wondered why Ngila had left that part out. He knew how aroused and excited the men and producers he had introduced Lucy to at The Hyde were about her, which would help her in her singing role at the Roxy a couple blocks down on Los Angeles's famous and sexy Sunset Strip Boulevard. That had been scheduled for next January and he knew Lucy was very excited to begin. Her incredible experience and success on Duets had encouraged and opened up a new road in her life to a bigger and serious singing career.

"Ahhhh," Lucy gave a bit of a soft, very sexy and smooth Kiwi moan. "These heels are killing me." She had been wearing them all night. They were not her favorite to wear. Once in San Francisco at an AIDS charity benefit for the REAF Foundation, she had felt very similar and had taken them off in the wrong car. Sharon Delaney, her friend and long-time colleague at Creation Entertainment, and recalled his with amusement. Wrong limo they had gotten in that time. And a quick brush with SMERSH, who had really desired her perfect feet and toes. *

"Luce you were wonderful," David said. And he really meant it. An incredible voice, charisma, talent, and presence, and feet and toes to match he thought. He recalled the comments from the men in the Hyde about how even her toes looked beautiful and erotic and sexy. It was amazing. She was incredibly unique. Foster knew Lucy also had a beautiful and talented younger sister, but he thought in all the world, there was no like her.

"Thanks Dave," Lucy said gratitiously but with a bit of boredom, as she often had to repeat herself after all the compliments she would get. So many of them were about her appearance. She knew she was very beautiful, but...she supposed a part of her sometimes wished men would not focus on her physical beauty as much. There was so much more than that. Oh well she thought, when you've got it and you're in the biz, flaunt it. Skin sells, baby, skin sells, she recalled saying to an interviewer years during Xena. Had that been another lifetime she wondered. Her hair had still been colored black then. She liked the flowing beautiful sexy blonde better now, feeling it helped distinguish her from that role and sort of marked her new career. Her natural hair was a very light brown, or an ash blonde as she would describe it.

Lucy knelt down and undid the small straps to her sandals and lay them down as Foster drove on. He definitely noticed this and when he looked at Lucy's incredible perfect bare feet and long erotic amazing toes, his heart lept and he felt a growing, warm bulge in his pants.

He cleared his throat. "So um...Luce...everything okay at home these days. Family, you know..."

Having met David on Duets, they quickly became good friends as he had most appreciated her and recognized her talent, and personally hoped and expected Lucy would win the heated competition. She nearly had. It had been very close. He was also possibly the most smitten and attracted man to her in show business she had ever met. Besides her husband of course.

Lucy sighed. "Well," she said in a lower, softer voice, her normal speaking voice she would use with family and friends normally and in private, rubbing her eyes as she was a bit tired, "you know Dave...they really...could be...better," she finished. She had not seen her loving husband Rob in months. They were usually very happy together and had been, but this year Rob had been away long. Too long she thought. He had been filming in New Zealand since March. Ghost Pictures, his new filming company partnered with his friend Sam Raimi, was really picking up with new and successful horror films now. They had many in pre-production, some in production, and more planned. His post-Xena career was really in motion.
Unfortunately, Lucy had not seen him hardly since then. She had gone to Vancouver to film Battlestar Galactica in April, in its third season, her largest and best acting role since Xena. It had been a long four month stay until August when Duets soon began. It had been fun and worthwhile, but tiring. They really took a lot of their actors up there she thought. Part of why they had a great show.

Lucy explained this to David. He really sensed her loneliness and frustration at it, as he knew she had needs. For company, for companionship, for help, for romance. And definitely for sex. She was at the peak of her sexuality in her late thirties and her husband would hardly be able to see her. That was upsetting. David knew she loved him a great deal, and he her, he could really tell, but he could not help but hear the honest anger in her voice at this situation. "If he," Lucy said, continuing, "if he...hadn't been half as good a man as he is, the best I've ever known," thinking to herself that as a man no one could even touch him in her opinion, "I...I would have left him," she said frankly. It was blunt and honest. David knew she was serious. Lucy went on to explain that he had taken a flight to Vancouver to be with her and her two young growing boys for three days. Only three days, but it meant and showed a lot. It was just for her, but for them. They needed him too and she knew how integral both parents were to their upbringing.

Foster sighed. He felt much sympathy for her. He knew her husband loved her, but he really felt bad that she could not see him as often as she needed. A woman like her. What was it that Howard Stern had said when she was on Grease years ago? If he had been her husband, she would have been getting it every night from him. He recalled Stern's comment about in all three holes with a bit of annoyed humor in his mind. He was a bit of a "shock jock" but he personally thought there was more to Stern than met the eye, and knew Stern had some intelligence as well.

"Oh," he just said. He tried to think of something compassionate and thoughtful to say but his mind raced. Was that all you could do David, he thought. Come on...

After several moments he added, "Well I'm sorry Lucy. I think I know how tough marriages can be sometimes. Even if there is a lot of love. God knows Linda and I haven't always been happy." He was referring to his wife and colleague, Linda Thompson. The pair had been married since 1991. That was actually about when Lucy really started having marriage problems with her first husband Garth as she was studying acting at William B. Davis's famed school in Vancouver. Foster was actually another Canadian himself. He had been born in Victoria, British Columbia, the same province which Vancouver was in. He had a long, famous, respected, distinguished, and highly decorated career as a musical producer, arranger, and composer. He had won his country's highest civilian honor. Foster had worked with a lot of musicians, including Lucy's early role model Madonna, the beautiful Irish singing group The Corrs, and two artists whom Lucy worked really well with on Duets, Kenny Loggins and Richard Marx. He was the most sought after and high-profile judge on the show. Lucy liked Canadians and Canada. She recalled flying back and forth to Toronto in Ontario in the fall of 2003 for the WB television series Tarzan, in which she starred with former X-Files actor Mitch Pileggi. They had gotten on well. Interestingly Mitch had told her how he had spent some time in Iran and Lucy recalled that Xena had been very popular there. Toronto was very pretty, with its stone roads and traditional, quaint architecture, and parks. Not many knew, but Toronto had initially been Siegel and Shuster's inspiration for the fictional city of Metropolis, though it came to be associated with Chicago. She thought people in Toronto were much more sensible, including on the road, than in the busy and crowded LA. Certainly usually less vulgar. And they were more reserved usually, a bit more like Kiwis in that regard. She could easily overlook the mandatory curfew there.

Thinking about the man beside her, Lucy thought to herself that he was her kind of man. Tall, very successful, intelligent, funny, handsome, articulate, kind, experienced, older, and attracted to her. Actually David was more attracted to her than she knew. She had not seen Rob in months. He wasn't home. Her closest male friend, her music and vocal teacher Eric Vetro, had been out of town for the past week. It just didn't feel right. Or fair. In her sexual peak, she had to make do with masturbating, or using a couple of the toys she owned. Sparingly. If anything. Irish women were sometimes known for being very sexual and this certainly did not fulfil her nature. She missed her partner.

After a moments thought, she responded, "Oh I'm sorry! I'm sorry David. I didn't know." She was referring to his own marital problems.

"Oh its okay Luce. No big deal. I think all couples have at least some issues. It was wacky how Marie and I wound up acting like a couple on that show. Jeez."

Lucy laughed. He was referring to judge Marie Osmond, Lucy's by far most critical and least appreciative. She had given her some constructive criticism in the beginning, which Lucy smartly used, but by the end it seemed like a jealousy and hatefest and hardly anything more and Lucy thought Marie was acting rather bitchy towards her. She had called her a cow in an interview in her home country and a slut as well but it didn't make up for it she thought. Lucy's fans really thought Marie was jealous of her incredible beauty. Foster knew that was true.

"Oh you too...she was such...dare I say...slut?" Lucy said rather loudly. She looked away out the window in the darkness and city lights of LA for a moment. "My God...what did she want me to do, blow Richard Marx on stage? I was trying to concentrate on my vocals."

David chuckled. I would have payed to see that he thought to himself! "It's alright Luce I mean Marie is Marie. Otherwise she wouldn't be Marie Osmond you know. Besides, I mean, Alfonso really did improve in the end even though I would have voted you over him."

"Ah, thanks David," she said genuinely and she really meant it. Foster was so nice. A good friend. He really appreciated her. They had grown rather close.

After a couple minutes of driving through the city's heavy and famous traffic, Lucy tucked her legs higher and put her hands on her bare feet. "Ohhhh," she said. "My feet. Where did I put my massager?" She was referring to the fairly kinkly hand-held massaging appliance she had kept in her Duets dressing room. It was back at home. She had left the boys with the nanny.

David turned toward her. "Your massager is right here Lucy," he said with an edgy and flirtatious tone. Clearly lustful. Lucy laughed. She had had a bit much too drink that night as well and was feeling looser, drowsy.

In a move that took the composer by surprise, she deftly and erotically placed her bare left foot right in Foster's lap. He nearly shifted out of gear and out of his lane, as Lucy had been known since she was a teen for not having been the most coordinated. Her foot had brushed on his growing erection, which leaped and bulged at her touch. He gave an involuntary moan.

Lucy's laugh was incredible and a bit like a chipmunk at first, it was even raunchy, when she realized what had happened. "Did I get you David!" she laughed. "Your massager is right here," she jested erotically as she lifted her bare incredibly sexy left foot a bit.

Foster's erection yearned for contact. Oh God, he thought. Was he dreaming? He didn't think so. This may be the luckiest night of his life he thought. Lucy Lawless had just nearly given him a footjob!

Just a couple minutes later Foster had drove to a small and isolated park in west Hollywood, and parked his car at its edge. It was covered by trees and not a jogger was in sight. Not that Foster would care. A cool breeze whipped through the air. It was rather quiet.

David took Lucy's incredibly beautiful perfect left foot in his hands and began massaging. Lucy lay back in the car and shut her eyes in release and pleasure. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh David," she moaned adorably and softly. She really needed it. He was really good at this. Could all Canadians do this she wondered. She would have to tell Rob to take notes.

David continued. He was actually expert at this and had done it more than once for his wife Linda. He also knew it was a good way not only to pleasure but to arouse a woman, and a sort of foreplay. It had been between he and his wife before.

"Ohhhhhhhhh," Lucy gave another moan as Lucy continued. "So David," she began in pleasure, eyes shut now and then, "tell me about your...family life..."

"Oh...well...you know you might have caught that other Fox reality show...The Princes of Malibu..."

Lucy gave an adorable and inquisitive moan and purr, hinting she knew more about it than she may have. "Ohhhhhhh....really David...."

"Yeah, actually it was where I advised and tried to straighten out my two stepsons to fix their lives, go their own way, become successful...it didn't work. Actually then Linda and I...we..." he looked upset and hurt.

Lucy knew. They had divorced. "Oh David," she said. "I'm sorry...that's terrible. I know what divorce is like. I divorced with my first husband. He was my teenage sweetheart."

Foster nodded. "That is alright thanks Lucy. Linda and I just couldn't stay together. It didn't work out that long." He had reached a recognition and acceptance of this.

God Lucy thought. David was incredible with this foot massage thing. Where did he learn it she wondered, because now she wanted one full time. She was seriously considering asking him over to do this for her on a regular basis.

"You know I could be like the princess of Malibu David," she said between his massages. He was really working her.

David chuckled. "I raised one actress Sara, and another singer, so I know what that would be like. Course," he added, really meaning it, "with Linda gone, I would have loved to have you as queen."

Lucy laughed again. So would she be the princess or queen of Malibu? Foster was in his late fifties, older than Rob, so technically old enough to be her father. She did like older men. But princess or queen it didn't matter. She could really use an orgasm right now she thought...

As if to answer her prayers, with Foster a bit tipsy, lonely, and incredibly aroused by her, he knelt down and took her beautiful sexy long big toe in his mouth. He sucked on it tenderly. Lucy gave a gasp and a moan. It tickled, but felt wonderful and very pleasant at the same time. And erotic. She had had her toes sucked before, both of her husbands had done it for her, but certainly not in a while. Very proud of her famous incredibly beautiful feet and toes, she knew she would love to have a man who would appreciate them. And make love to them.

Foster continued, sucking on her littler toes now as he continued to massage her perfect foot. He also licked her sole as he massaged her toes. Lucy gasped aloud and gave an audible moan. It tickled but felt so pleasurable and erotic at the same time. Oh God, she thought. She was becoming very wet between her legs and aroused. Having had a bit much to drink, she was really in the mood. There was no one else in sight. Rob was an ocean away and hadn't seen her in months. She wouldn't see him until Thanksgiving!

Moaning, purring, Foster's saliva covering her beautiful left foot, she reached up and undid the straps of her tight black dress. Quickly and deftly, she let it drop. Foster looked up with big eyes. He was even bigger somewhere else. Lucy didn't stop. She quickly unstrapped her bra and adjusted her sitting position, letting it drop. Her incredibly beautiful famous breasts, and amazingly beautiful large erect nipples were raised and shone in front of him in all there glory. OH MY GOD thought David. Was he dreaming? Maybe he was. Her breasts seemed to beg for pleasure and contact. They were beckoning him. Lucy was.

David saw her there like that and looked up stunned. He paused. He was motionless and speechless for several seconds. He was absolutely shocked. Never would he have expected this. He looked at Lucy and suddenly saw her as a real real human being, with all her desires, humanity, and vulnerabilities, right there in front of him just a few feet away, with her dress down and bra on the floor of the car and her incredible large voluptous beautiful youthful and very human breasts erect and exposed for him. Her eyes were very aroused and she was panting. She gave him a deep look. It was yes. She wanted it. My God David thought. She really could be eighteen.

It was a crucial moment. Because at least a quarter of a minute, probably longer, had passed and David was motionless. He just kept staring and was in disbelief. And shock. Not just at the incredibly beautiful and arousing view, but at his situation. He felt like he had been born that day.

The importance of the moment could not be greater because soon Lucy suddenly felt disappointed and embarrassed. The look seemed to vanish from her face and she seemed terribly upset, with herself, and her situation. She was nearly about to turn away and cover herself, and pretend it didn't happen, or explain it away, and fight back the tears, but then ironically suddenly David broke out of his trance and reached toward her. He grasped her shoulders and very gently turned her face towards his, his finger on her beautiful perfect chin, and looked her in the eyes. They were beginning to moisten. Foster's eyes said yes thank you. They had a lot of sympathy for her. And now, now out of his trance-like state, raw lustful desire for her.

He kissed down her neck and soon began licking and kissing her beautiful breasts. Lucy bucked and her back pressed against the door. David was fast. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," she moaned. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes..." Foster continued kissing her beautiful famous breasts devotedly and hungrily, and then began sucking on her nipples. This really pleased Lucy and she opened her legs apart and really felt a need for it. Contact with her nipples was one thing that really turned her on. Both of her husbands knew it.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh," she moaned tilting her head back. David did not stop there. The upper half of Lucy's dress was down and she was topless. He continued kissing her, down her ribcage, onto her beautiful bare stomach. He thought she had the most beautiful, tender, precious, cutest most arousing stomach he had ever seen, and it was just begging to be pleased and have attended to. He kissed down it. Lucy arched her back and moaned. Oh God yes she thought. She was very live-in-the-moment. Now, she thought. Now. They were getting serious. She put her hands on his head as he kissed her, and found his way to her perfect beautiful navel and kissed it. He tongued it and sucked on it, and continued like this licking in it devotedly and erotically.

Lucy's breath came in rapid gasps as it sped up and she was very aroused and excited. And ready. She moaned with incredible pleasure, hands on Foster's head as she lay back, his tongue deeply pleasuring her navel. Oh god she wanted it. Rob hadn't payed this much attention to her navel. Foster was a godsend she thought. Why did his wife ever leave him...

But the evening was just beginning. Foster kissed lower, leaving her navel as it was wet and dripping his saliva, and she missed the feeling of his tongue in there and craved and wanted it. But now he want lower, kissing and licking her bare beautiful lower abdomen. She could not believe her luck she thought.

Foster, making sure she did not protest and paying attention to this, gently lowered her dress to her thighs and grasped the hem of her thin, sexy panties. He lowered them and saw the absolutely most beautiful sight he had ever seen in the world. Her light brown pubes were nicely trimmed and her aroma was incredibly fragrant. Delicious and sweet. Her beauty was incredible. Her large clitoris was fully erect, its beautiful hood spread, and begging for contact. Oh My God David thought. Nature is incredible. This lady is a real goddess!

Lucy's thin, sexy panties were slowly pulled down past her private region, to her thighs. Foster leaned forward and put his face in her lap. Lucy was panting and breathing very rapidly. Oh God she wanted this. She had gotten really lucky she thought. Foster was very good at this. He began by gently teasing her large erect beautiful clitoris, and she shuddered and moaned. Then he gently took all of it in his mouth and began sucking on it. Lucy gasped aloud and arched her back, and had an extremely excited pleasured look on her beautiful face. Her hair came down over her eyes now and the pleasure was incredibly intense, all most too much. David really knew how to please a woman. At the same time, he began rubbing over her large beautiful bare vaginal lips with his right hand as she moaned again and bucked her hips at this. She wanted entry. David slowly, passionately worked his first finger into her vagina. It was tight, very comfortable, moist, tender, and felt incredible. Lucy must really not have had intercourse with her husband in some time. It had been months actually.

As Foster gently and expertly nibbled on her beautiful clitoris, larger than most women's as well, he fingered her erotically to her incredible delight. Lucy actually had a fetish for being fingered. She loved it! In the next minute David had worked three of his fingers, the largest, into her vagina and increased the rapidity and vigor of his strokes. At the same time he gently pulled on her clitoris in his mouth, and licked at it with a side to side motion. Lucy's hips bucked and shook and her breath become most rapid it had ever been, surprising herself. She felt like she was having a cardio workout. When she came it was enormous and she thrust back against the seat and window and shut her eyes. The pleasure and moment was so intense and incredible, there was nothing else to experience then, even the slight discomfort of slamming her body and back against the door and window was muted to nothing in the pleasure. Her orgasm was very loud, long, gratified, intense, and wet. Foster continued licking her throughout this, knowing women differed in whether they preferred the man to continue or not. Most wanted them to continue and he guessed correctly that Lucy did as well. It could intensify their feelings.

Lucy's ejaculate was a clear, very fragrant, and awesomly delicious liquid, tender and precious. Angelic. It was amazing, Foster had never tasted such a delicious woman. She was certainly the most fragrant too. Could she be real? Rob was the luckiest man in history he thought. He found himself agreeing with what Stern said!

David lapped it up, all of it, it burst and flowed and he loved it as it moistened his lips, his face, and was in his mouth. My God she's delicious he thought!

As Lucy's breath came down again, her beautiful stomach and diaphragm not heaving quite as much now, she was going to thank David whole-heartedly and wanted to give him a kiss on the lips. That was the greatest, most pleasant, erotic, and intense orgasm she had had in a long while. This man would make a great lover, she thought.

But David wasn't done. Incidentally he was on target in regards to another fetish Lucy had. That was being fingered in the ass! He had removed his very moist three fingers from her delicious wet sopping vagina, licked them off deliciously, and then did not pause very much at all before he lifted her hips with suprising strength and gradually, slowly, began inserting all three of his fingers into her rectum. Already moist and lubricated, and Lucy having orgasmed, she was very in the moment and it felt incredible. As he did this he began licking her vagina again, burying his face into her @#%$. Lucy had had her hands on his head as he did it the first time, and knew she put them on their again and pressed. When she realized he wasn't going to stop and was doing it again for her, she was incredibly delighted and excited.

David had inserted his tongue into her vagina and licked inside it erotically and as deeply as he could. As he did this he increased the rapidity of his fingers in her rectum and he knew from experience that if this was done roughly it would bring about a quicker and more powerful orgasm. With his three fingers rapidly and a bit roughly f*cking her anus, and his tongue in her delicious vagina, Lucy rocked and moaned very wildly. Foster thought he could feel the car shaking. Good God! She was quite loud now too and he thought they might start attracting people. Not that it mattered!

Lucy with her hands on his head pressing his face and tongue as deep into her as she could, and sitting on his fingers and rocking on them taking them as deep as possible into her sweet, perfect, tender rectum, soon built herself up to an awesome climax. God she's tight in there David thought! What an ass! When Lucy came again this time it was even greater than before, particularly with the added anal stimulation, and she sprayed delicious clear ejaculate from her vagina. Foster's tongue had been expert enough to stimulate her very delicate g-spot at the same time and this was partly accountable for the incredible intensity of her orgasm and amount of ejaculate.

When the rocking and moaning stopped, Lucy really wild and incredible, Foster withdrew his three fingers from the sweet, tight, cozy confines of her rectum and his face and tongue from her vagina. His mouth and chin were now soaked in her delicious juices. He licked his chin and lapped it up. My God she's so tasty he thought! His fingers were warm and moist, he did not bother to look at them and see if they needed a tissue.

But he couldn't contain himself now, he had really done this for her and hadn't had sex in a while. She was panting and very wet, and her rectum had been stretched now. He wondered if she and Rob had anal often. His guess was they had but did not too often. Rob you don't want your missing then he thought. Or I bet you do!

Foster scooped Lucy up in a suprising move, lifting her away from the door and window, and turned her body and put her between the two front seats, and then pushed quickly until she was laying on her back against the back seat area. Lucy was panting and her hair was messed erotically know, her beautiful breasts bobbed as he moved her. Foster did this quickly and without warning. Now it is really my turn he thought. He pulled her famed beautiful long luscious legs apart and in the air, until her bare incredibly beautiful feet lay on each of the two front seats. He got between the seats and unzipped his pants hurriedly. He had already felt wet.

David was bigger than Lucy thought, and he was pulsating. Oh My God! She gave an incredibly excited squeal of delight. David came forward and lay on her, and grasped himself and entered her wet and largened vagina. It was quite open from her position.

As he pumped her hard and vigorously, he made sure to put his weight into it and to rub his pubic area against her clitoris. This was really how to f*ck a lady he thought. That was how they had their most intense orgasms. He was definitely experienced. Foster pumped her and she rocked and bucked with him and screamed involuntarily with the amazing pleasure and desire of sex, and she lay back and thrust her head backwards. Just as David thought he would come, he used incredible control and withdrew himself. He knew he had given her her third orgasm already.

He lifted her hips upward and quickly and deftly inserted his very erect and moist member into her beautiful precious tender rectum. He wanted to avoid impregnating her best he could and he knew she would appreciate that. Pumping her again, Lucy moaned incredibly. He did it hard and fast and wild, her beautiful rectum was so tight, warm, and cozy. Lucy's breath came in gasps and her moan as well as she was having rough hard anal. Soon David could not take it anymore, his body convulsed and contracted involuntarily and he came with an enormous wad of semen, deep into her rectum and seeping into her colon and bowels.

His strokes slowed, and she felt a large amount of warm fluid enter and fill her. It was a fairly familiar feeling but she did not have anal often. David finally withdrew himself from her beautiful rectum, his member very moist and slick now, and began to return to its normal size. Its odor had changed a little now that it had been so deep in Lucy's perfect ass. With how wonderful she had felt and it had been, he didn't want to wash!

Foster unzipped his pants, his breath returning to normal. He could feel the wetness against his underwear. Lucy, stunned and in awe, and near disbelief, slowly pulled her panties up again and began zipping her dress up. It took her over a minute to get it together though, in the afterglow of sex and intercourse, and she could really feel how wide her rectum felt and its wetness still. Foster's semen oozed out of it. That had been SO incredible! She bet her anus was gaping. Foster's work!

Lucy didn't even want to put her sexy sandles back on. She had just lay against the seat in the car, humming a beautiful tune and looking dreamy. She was very thankful but there wasn't much to say. Before David had dropped her off in front of her home, she turned back toward him, nearly leaving first, but then changed her mind and gave him a passionate and thankful full kiss on the lips. David was in awe and he thought he was really dreaming. Perhaps he had gone to heaven already!

As Lucy waved goodbye, barefoot on the pavement and walking on the grass, holding her sandals and brushing and fixing her hair after the incredible experience, David returned it with a great smile and slowly drove off. As he entered Ventura Boulevard again, heading toward his own home now, the smile stayed with him. He was very thankful Lucy had decided to do Duets. He would not have met her otherwise. As he drove home thinking of her, and could still smell her wonderful fragrance on him, he knew that somewhere, sometime, there would be a next time with her. He could not wait and thought those were the times he had been waiting for his entire life and had been born.

Lucy entered her home and after opening the door with her keys and shutting it behind her, the peaceful sound of night and a few buzzing insects ending, she put her sandles on the floor and walked on the carpet. She would have to do her best to avoid looking the nanny in the eye. Better yet her beautiful rectum gaped, perhaps she had best take a quick bath. With a very satisfied, thankful sigh, she put her items down near the tub and turned the water on as she removed her clothes.

Eric was coming back soon. She thought she'd ring David in the morning and arrange for dinner with him somewhere tomorrow night. She chuckled as she hoped he wouldn't mind her tush not being as tight as the first time. She thought of a new title for herself. Lucy Lawless, the Orgasmic Princess of Malibu! She began singing "Like the Way I Do" beautifully, sounding a bit tipsy, as she stepped naked into the tub and moaned. Foster's man seed dribbled out of her rectum and she soaped up her hands and inserted one in there. Now where had she left her toys...

The End

*http://x17online.com/celebrities/xena_and_the_king_of_malibu.php

*see earlier story with SMERSH and Rosa Klebb who desire Lucy

Wow James Bond what a wild story!!! I wouldn't mind to be Luce inside that car ya know. LOL

Hi Anon thanks for the great compliment I'm glad you enjoyed it! I edited the grammer for it on my Devotion Board. I have received other good praise for it too and thought it turned out rather nicely I'm quite proud. :) Many more Sexxxy stories to come, please visit the Devotion Board, or my Myspace page.

Ahhhh, you wouldn't mind to be Lucy huh! :) Well, if this really happened Foster really gave Her some incredible Sexxx and the time of Her life in a while eh, and She him OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Of course, I did conceive of it so if you wanted well I would love to do these for you, :) though I doubt I will ever be able to have any relations with anyone unfortunately. :) But keep me in mind if you want a lover. :) I am very good in fantasizing of doing Lucy, to dooooooooooooooooooooo Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :), and I know I would be in reality though I cannot, but hm maybe you and I can...you know...just another fantasy there. :) Enjoy. :)

I also would note Jenna Jameson and current lover and boyfriend Tito Ortiz (UFC entertainer) also apparently have a lot of wild sex that includes kinky and rape fantasies as Ortiz described in a recent Stern interview. She was also seen weeping when he recently lost his UFC match to Chuck Lidell (who is more of a striker than he is) although I personally suspect UFC is "rigged" to some degree.

Many more Sexxxy stories I have planned to come, please enjoy. :)

Are my posts now truncated, does anyone else see this? Just a bizarre observation here...

man o man james bond i just read your story i have to admit you have a talent right there you should wright for hbo or some adult channel cause that's some wrighting congrats and by the way ufc,pride and wwe very one of those are fixed none of them are fair fights there are all rigged

Trent thank you for your readership and very kind and warm compliments, truly my good friend. :) I much appreciate this and readers I've got say they loved the story. I like it a lot too, but I think my future stories, including Five Days Banged in Bangladesh, will be even better and extremely hot. To my tastes and imagination especially. OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Thank you very deeply for your congratulations and appreciation, well I would love to write for HBO and erotic channels. :) In fact, I'd love to write very Sexxxy scenes for Lucy in the HBO show "Curb Your Enthusiasm" which She will guest-star in in LA, OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Thanks for confirming my suspicion about UFC being rigged. It must be. Certainly WWE is just a show with actors, albeit not easy. UFC and Pride/ MMA competitions I've thought were rigged too. I think Jenna is one of the best pornstars, but I suspect she was exaggerating about being group raped by 4 boys when she was 16. Either it was more consensual than she claims or at least something is exaggerated. I wouldn't mention that to her though (she is on my MySpace).

Meanwhile, and hopefully this won't be truncated or I will just post a link, here is my newest story which I think you will love, esp. anon and women who love cunnilungus. I think a lot of ladies are going to sign up for lessons with Eric after this! :) I will also email it to him soon. OH MY GOD YES LUCY!!!!!!!!!! :) This is Eric Vetro I mean, Her long-time vocal and musical coach, and close friend. Please enjoy. It is longer and more descriptive than the Foster story too.

*this story is a work of erotic fiction and fantasy, especially to the best of my knowledge, and was inspired by the intriguing and genuine comments of Lucy's close friend and musical coach Eric Vetro in a video filmed in Her Duets dressing room found here: http://www.lucylawlessfanclub.com/duets/4/week4backstage.mpg

Lucy Lawless: As Sweet As Candy!

Lucy Lawless gave one of the best musical and singing performances of Her life competing on the reality singing series "Celebrity Duets" on the evening of September 26, 2006. She would perform even better in the final episode and competitions of the series, but until this time Her long-time vocal coach and close friend Eric Vetro would agree this had been Her best. She had first met Eric in 2001 and began taking singing and vocal lessons from him. This greatly helped Her, as he was a true and experienced expert in singing, as well as a great teacher. More than that, the two had grown very close, closer than Her fans and the public knew. She considered Eric Her best and closest male friend in Los Angeles (besides Her husband). He also lived quite close to Her, and was Her neighbor. Her closest friend in Her life, besides Her husband Rob, was Marissa Jaret Winokur, whom She met singing in the Broadway productions of Grease in 1997. She was also another student of Eric's, and She had met Eric through Her.

Eric's help and teaching had been phenomenal. Not only was it a great way to spend Her time and a good stress reliever, it helped Her relive Her childhood dream of being a singer. Eric had a long list of celebrity clients and a great reputation, and his students included actress Lea Thompson who also had been competing on Duets before being voted out by the public. Other students included Brooke Shields, Minney Driver, Kevin Spacey who had played Lex Luthor in Superman Returns, Teri Hatcher, Jennifer Garner, Scarlet Johansson, and Hugh Jackman, among others. Eric lived in Toluca Lake, close to Studio City. Entertainment Tonight had referred to him as a "world renownked voice teacher and vocal coach." He was also a songwriter, pianist, and musical director, and in addition to singing gave voice lessons. It had been his idea to create the album "Unexpected Dreams" which had been released in late March of the year. He co-wrote two songs for it, and all singers on the album, including Lucy and Marissa, were students and clients of his. Many Lucy and Xena fans had bought the CD in which Lucy sang an incredibly beautiful, tender, soothing, and angelic rendition of "Little Child."

In fact, Eric had been so helpful in Lucy's post-Xena career that it was actually through him that Lucy was approached to do the Duets show, as a student of his. Her decision to perform and compete in Duets would lead Her to a new and important direction in Her life, that of a singing career. And She had Eric to thank. His help was also instrumental in preparing Her for the various singing performances She had given since Xena ended, mainly for charity. These included the STAGE performances at UCLA in March 2004, the REAF singing at the famed Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco in early August 2004, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes in Seattle in May 2005, and others. The latter was the biggest event and drew many fans worldwide, including Australian MaryD. It was also attended by the famed "James Bond Loves Lucy" himself.

Sharon was filming one of several short video clips of Lucy for Her fanclub and website in Her Duets dressing room this evening. Lucy, on a roll, excited, and a high from singing that night, looked incredibly, amazingly beautiful, attractive, and sexy, her long blonde beautiful hair coming over Her incredibly awesomely beautiful and sexy face, and wearing a tight and sexy black dress. Her Breasts were unbelievably beautiful, erotic, arousing, and attractive in the dress and were huge and very awesomely shaped and proportioned. They even appeared somewhat symmetrical. Her cleavage was really amazing, a feature of Hers that Her close Kiwi friend and Xena costume designer Ngila Dickson had noted was one of Her best. She had in part Her faithful and talented "boob wrangler" Lorelei to thank for this. She appeared to have a bedroom look and bedroom eyes, looking incredibly seductive and arousing even without trying. Although this time the camera did not pan down low enough, She was barefoot. Her famed incredibly beautiful and sexy bare feet, soles, and toes were visible and a flash of Her amazingly beautiful, arousing, sexy and gorgeous right thigh showed as Her dress parted. She sat in a chair and behind Her was a mirror with various make-up items. Her friend and very helpful make-up artist Darryl Redleaf would help with that.

It was Thursday night and the results of the show would be known tomorrow, on the results show. Lucy had gave one of Her best singing performances with Richard Marx, and he was one of the singers She had really thought was very helpful and kind to Her. Judge Marie Osmond had criticized Her for not appearing to touch or be physically as close to Marx during Her singing, but Lucy had wanted to concentrate on Her singing. She also didn't want to give an impression She was overly close to Marx as She had shared a kiss on the lips with Kenny Loggins earlier. She explained this to the camera and noted that Her friend Chaka Khan said that in fact with Lucy's expressions, She had been touching Marx with Her eyes. Lucy thought Marie's comment had been rather slutty. Eric was an intelligent and experienced man, and while Chaka may have said that, he thought it was rather a shame Marie had noted that because he felt it was Her best singing on the show yet.

Lucy introduced Eric to Her fans and the camera panned on him. He was a tall and groomed and rather young man, and had grown a beard in past years. His voice sounded youthful and not harsh at all. Humorously he complained that he had food in his mouth. He had a dark jacket on. When Lucy made a comment about tasting like candy, noting the sweets he was eating as he set his drink down, Eric chimed in articulately "[i]You[/i] taste like candy. You're candy, as sweet as candy..." he said with much emphasis.

Lucy gave a humored and slightly embarrassed expression, trying to look a bit baffled because this obviously sounded like a sexual innuendo. "Stop!" she said sounding tickled but a little like a girl who was being flirted with or teased by an older boy. The truth of the matter was though Eric did not mind dropping that little hint in the video and Lucy did not as much either but was humored Herself. Eric quickly changed the subject and began complimenting Her singing.

Sharon Delaney was taken by surprise and even a bit baffled that Eric had said that, though she had known about the rumors that Eric and Lucy were actually a lot closer than most people knew. Did he [i]have[/i] to say that? With all the fans listening? Surely that infamous troll James Bond Loves Lucy would be listening and make something of it...dear Lord...did he have to say that...

Sharon, shortening this interview more than usual, decided enough was enough and quickly took out her cell phone and called Lucy. Lucy knew as Sharon had given Her an expression and She took out Her phone and a lovely dial tone was heard. She quickly hopped off the chair, very youthful and agile especially for a woman in Her late thirties, and said "Hello?" loudly and deliberately into the phone for the fans to hear. She knew it was Sharon. Sometimes Her fans remarked that She adorably acted like a teenager.

At this point Sharon gave the signal and the camera was very abruptly turned off. That would be all for this time. Sharon starred at Lucy and then Eric open-mouthed. Creation Entertainment might be just slightly annoyed by this. "Mr. Vetro, Eric, what were you thinking? Did you have to say that?" Sharon asked him stunned, with a bit of a deep voice.

Eric shrugged innocently, but was actually worried, and said apologetically, "Look I'm sorry...Sharon...but She does! She does taste like candy!" he emphasized.

Lucy giggled and laughed out loud. "Eric! [i]What[/i] am I going to do with you? [i]What[/i] am I going to do with you?" She repeated.

Eric gave a sly smile and said he could think of a few things...

Lucy held up Her beautiful hands and said "Eric, you are [i]too[/i] much...just too much Eric...too much..." she repeated, embarrassed and hoping Sharon was not too upset. She left the room and went into the restroom and shut the door.

After this incident Sharon decided it would be better not to have Eric in the backstage Duets videos with Lucy again, good Lord, and planned to have Her erstwhile make-up artist Darryl in the next one instead. Darryl was actually gay, so there would not be any sexual innuendo with Lucy.

Soon Sharon and her small crew packed up and went home. As she returned to her apartment she was hoping her boss at Creation Gary, who also had known Lucy for years, would excuse this little slip-up. Alas maybe there was no harm done. But jeez...Eric just couldn't control himself could he...

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After the others had left, and Darryl was also gone for the day, Lucy was alone in Her Duets dressing room. She seemed a little upset that Eric's comment had been taken as drastically by Sharon, but Sharon was one to be fairly annoyed at that sort of thing. She did not plan to be home until after 11 tonight, and had to be ready for the results show tomorrow. She enjoyed the results show more greatly and there was not the tension of performing for votes and She felt more relaxed during it.

She still wore Her sexy tight black dress, showcasing Her incredible and sheerly amazing cleavage and breasts. Still barefoot, she had washed up a bit in the restroom and removed some of the make-up.

Lucy was organizing Her materials in the room and on the table, preparing to leave in Her Toyota Prius, when She heard a light knock on the door. She had sold Her Mercedes in both LA and NZ for a Prius, the first true hybrid car. A number of celebrities owned Priuses and it was highly renownked for its advancement and lack of pollution. She was very environmentally-minded and an incredibly sweet and down-to-earth individual. The Prius was easier to drive as well. With the tinted windows She ordered, sometimes police often stopped Her when She was driving Her kids about LA. This got a chuckle out of Her. Lucy was quite liberal although She was Catholic and the car, first created in Japan in 1997 but not available to the west until a few years later, complimented Her personality and easy-goingness. She felt it important the US strive to rely less on mideast oil and was all for peaceful causes.

She almost knew who it was by the knock. When She opened the door, She found it was who She had suspected. It was Eric, her good friend and musical teacher. He just stood there. He looked slightly upset and apologetic, with his shoulders slumped a bit. After a brief moment when Lucy saw him, they made eye contact and she lurched forward and hugged him tightly and warmly. It was the kind of hug you give someone you know very well, whom you appreciate, and whom you've hugged before. Even someone you have been intimate with before.

Eric quickly returned it happily, very grateful and thanking his lucky stars Lucy wasn't too upset. He didn't think she was as much, but Sharon's reaction may have done this. She quickly led him into Her room and the door shut.

Eric was a kind, intelligent, helpful, warm, humorous, and attractive man especially with his new facial hair Lucy thought. She wasn't as interested in facial hair on men although Her old boyfriend and first husband Garth had grown a mustache for a time. But she thought it looked good on Eric. Eric was such a friend. He was more than a teacher. She was very glad Marissa had introduced Her to him.

She recalled attending a film premiere early last December, in 2005, with him and the pair had posed for pictures. She wore a sexy dress and had Her long beautiful blonde hair, with extensions, and Her short skirt showed much of Her incredibly beautiful thighs. She was a bit more tanned than She was when She was younger. It was the LA sun She thought. Some of the pictures of them at this event showed Lucy nearly in Eric's lap. They touched very closely in the pics. This had also been the event in which Her older son Julius had not wanted Her to leave. She felt that Julius did not want to share his mother with the rest of the world. She was very close to Her family and it came first to Her. Judah had been more oblivious to Lucy singing in Duets, while Julius worried about it more. Her daughter Daisy had been happy about it though and had attended to support Her, and had visited Her in Her dressing room before.

Eric knew how busy and difficult life could be for Lucy as a mother with a performing career. She had not seen Her husband Rob as much this either, with him filming in NZ for months. Eric could tell this upset Her. They were very happy together, but Eric thought it was just one thing that might strain their marriage a little right now.

After they talked together a bit softly, and Eric was relieved Lucy wasn't too upset and things were altogether alright with Sharon now, he began helping Her pack up.

"So Eric," Lucy began, noting how kindly he began helping Her. "Just what did you mean...I taste as sweet as candy! Just what did you mean?"

Both Lucy and Eric knew very well what he had meant, but this was part of a charade they sometimes could put on if necessary in regards to it. At this time though, as Lucy often did, she was being humorous about it. Sex was a very fun thing for Her. It could be a number of things too. A stress-reliever, an adventure, a spiritual experience, even...

It had actually been a few years that Eric and Lucy had been having, at times, much more contact than either admitted. Eric was so helpful in Her singing and post-Xena career, almost the way Rob had helped Her in Xena, and She did not see Rob all the time as he was out of town filming now and then, that She had grown even closer to Eric than She ever expected. Knowing his personal side, he was a very kind man and Lucy thought he would make a helpful and supportive husband. If she wasn't married to Rob, she thought she would marry Eric.

But that was the thing. She was married to Rob.

Lucy and Eric actually had never engaged in full vaginal intercourse and penile penetration, but Eric had pleasured her in other ways. Just how he often did he had hinted at, hardly being able to help it, in the video.

Lucy thought Eric should be a professional cunnilungus coach as well. My God! He was so good at it she thought. She could maybe count on all her fingers how many times they had done it, but she thought they may soon lose count. In the back of her mind she thought it was better they stopped, but neither wanted to. In her late thirties, she was in her sexual peak, and needed release. She needed sex. Women of Irish descent were also reputed to be the most sexual.

So, instead of responding to her question directly, Eric just made a funny face and licked his lips. "Mmmmmmmmmm...." he said loudly. "Lucy....." he continued licking, in an erotic fashion, and smacked a bit.

Lucy was still in Her sexy and revealing dress and barefoot. They were alone. Most people had left the building and the door was shut. Actually it was now locked. She caught Eric's eyes looking at her huge and amazing breasts and cleavage, who could blame him as he had done this before, and as he licked his lips teasingly he looked lower, to her pubic region.

There was a bed behind Eric. Lucy couldn't take it anymore. She had not got it on with Her husband in a while. Weekends were more helpful but She couldn't wait this time. Besides, Eric was really the king of cunnilungus...good God!

Lucy's eyes grew and widened in excitement as she looked at Eric and knew this could be one of those times. His eyes said if you want it. She licked her own beautiful lips and her breath increased in rapidity, and her heartrate. She said yes with her body and walked toward Eric. They were within less than a foot of each other, as she walked anticipatedly toward him barefoot on the carpet. Eric saw how excited she was, her breath more rapid, and knew it was his lucky day.

Almost at once, she grabbed him by the shoulders, and then swung backwards toward the bed. She took the initiative but barely. Eric gripped her and used her own momentum, and quickly landed on her on the bed. She gave a very excited and high shriek and gasp, and they landed on the bed with noises from the mattress.

Eric began by kissing her. Kissing was the essence of foreplay Lucy thought. Very important. She had first explored this with Garth when She was still a teenager. As a vocal coach, Eric was very experienced with oral things and they sometimes made a jest about this.

Excitedly Lucy sat up after they kissed and began removing Her dress. She was careful not to tear it as was Eric. When it finally came off, with his help, she tossed it on the carpet. She was in her bra and panties and completely naked save for that. Eric nearly pounced on her and she landed on the bed again on her back. They kissed again, and Eric reached behind her and undid her bra. Laying it on the bed, Eric kissed down her amazingly beautiful bare breasts. They were erect and her famed incredibly beautiful large nipples were hardened and largened. They were a light reddish color, incredibly attractive. Eric kissed her breasts passionately and deeply, sucking on her beautiful amazing nipples. Her breasts were literally HUGE at this point, growing even a fifth larger in Her excitement. Eric knew as all her lovers had how much she loved breast stimulation and how much it pleased her. He did not relent in how well he pleasured her breasts and nipples with his mouth. It was a must and Lucy would make it known too.

Eric kissed down her chest and to her beautiful tender precious stomach. It was very sexy, gorgeous, and firm from her yoga, crunches, and cardio, as she especially had gotten in even better shape for Duets. She felt she was actually in the best shape of her life, fitter than when she was in early twenties. Though she always had had a very amazing incredible figure. Yet, Eric noted her beautiful stomach was still very feminine as it should be. It was a vulnerable part of a woman and Lucy loved it to be kissed, though not all her lovemaking had involved a lot of this. Being her vocal coach, Eric had very often instructed her to sing with Her diaphragm at times, and had held his hand there as she breathed and sang to show her. This had felt erotic, and this was actually how they had originally first had sexual relations. Rob was not home, Lucy was in Her home in LA, and she felt pleasured and excited from this. Then they had gotten into a discussion about abs and crunches and fitness, and Lucy had actually removed her shirt. Eric touched her diaphragm and told her there were exercises she could do to strengthen it specifically, important for singing. She had layed on the ground as he touched it, instructing her to breathe and push. He had massaged her a bit there and she had began becoming wet. It went from there. Eric massaged her stomach, then began going lower, and somehow Lucy remembered she had looked up at him smiling and her pants were lowered...she had helped with her panties...he continued his massage...and then...

Eric had given her by far some of the best cunnilungus in Her life. She had said that no one had loved her better than Rob, and he was very supportive and kind, but this was pure sex.

"Ohhhhh, Eric!" Lucy said quickly with a very excited shriek. He had really begun. He kissed her stomach, including her diaphragm, and carressed and massaged it at the same time as he had before. She really loved this. He was incredible. He kissed lower, and his roving, expert and loving tongue dipped in her beautiful perfect vulnerable navel. She gasped aloud on the bed and shut her eyes, tilting herself and arching a bit.

From a bird's eye view, we can see Eric over Lucy, his mouth over her stomach, holding her now by the sides of her stomach, just above her waist. His tongue is in her navel. He is still fully clothed, with shoes, while she is barefoot, topless and wearing only panties. Lucy is holding his head excitedly, thankfully, and tenderly, because the pleasure and contact is almost too much. She moans as he licks inside and around her beautiful tender precious navel.

As good an expert in both singing and cunnilungus that Eric was, he knew that pleasuring a woman's navel, especially with your mouth, was actually one of the most erotic and pleasurable, and exciting things you could do for her. That is, especially right before you dine at her delicious Y...

Eric spent a good few, several in fact, minutes licking her navel, sucking on it even, and biting it with his teeth. He had a technique where he would gently bite it with his teeth and pull, making it into an outie, and it really would drive women, especially Lucy whom he knew very well, wild. It was part of an inside joke they had when he would say they were going to practice a special technique that day. Its effect was so incredible and arousing Lucy would always grind her hips at this point, and really want it lower, not being able to wait. She wanted to touch herself between her legs. But Eric's chest rested there. She grew quite wet and the sensation of his weight onto it helped her. It felt heavenly.

Sometimes when Eric was done with her navel it would be a little red actually, with slight teethmarks when he did his special technique, but it really drove women especially Lucy wild with desire and pleasure, and anticipation. He thought it was maybe the best single precursor to cunnilungus.

He had not finished pleasuring, adding massage occasionally, her tender and beautiful lower stomach until some more minutes had passed. Lucy's hands remained on his head and she wrapped her bare legs and incredibly beautiful feet around his body as he did this, her very beautiful and arousing bare soles visible. She was breathing rapidly, diaphragm heaving as Eric noted, and was really into it delightedly and excitedly. They had done it before and she knew how incredible it was and even still, what was to come...

Her navel was very wet from his saliva, all over it, and the desserts on his breath added to its new aroma. Eric had lowered her panties as he had continued down below it, Lucy's long amazingly beautiful and sexy legs wrapped around him. Finally, and Lucy really wanted it and was very excited it finally came about, Eric removed her panties and pulled them off her legs. Instead of tossing it on the ground, he instead put it on the bed. He felt sometimes this would increase the eroticism, as if it was a reminder that she did have clothes and had them on shortly, and Eric had just taken them off.

Eric's light beard had tickled her beautiful tender precious tummy as he had kissed it, and she had preferred men without facial hair to give her cunnilungus normally, as it could be kind of rough, but Eric was a real expert and he did not have a heavy beard. Actually the slight rubbing of his light facial hair, Lucy found, turned her on and pleasured her even more. It added to the masculine-feminine dynamics of sex, a man with a little facial hair kissing down and eventually really licking into her p u s s y.

Eric was so good at cunnilungus he knew that it was even better to wait before you made oral contact with the woman's genitalia. As much as they wanted it, this was better, would even further lubricate and prepare them, and drive them wild. Something else he knew would arouse women, who had a slower sexual response than men and even occasionally may not be warm to the idea of cunnilungus, sometimes, unless they were "warmed up" down south, was rubbing their vaginal area through their clothing, including panties. He would often do this for first-timers and had during their first time, with the massages beginning at her diaphragm, but he thought he had given Lucy oral over the years more times than he could count on his hands and knew she loved it. Especially now he thought if he had rubbed her there before removing her panties, she would have put her hands on his and pressed, and maybe tried to take them off herself. But in their years of experience, several or at least a few times a year normally, she knew how skilled and expert Eric was at this and it was just best to wait and go along with him.

So she layed back and waited, in great pleasure, as Eric licked her inner thighs slowly and a bit gently too. Finally his wet tongue made contact with the lovely outer lips of her vagina and she gasped loudly and arched her back. Yes, yes, yes she thought...more...

Eric did not lick her very erect, large beautiful clitoris at first as some women were too sensitive there for that. With teasing motions, slowly, Eric began moving closer to the center of her large and incredibly beautiful p u s s y. Lucy had by far the most beautiful, and delicious p u s s y he had ever seen or tasted in his entire life. And the heavenly aroma of her p u s s y was so sweet and fragrant, abundant too, that it was hard to believe! My God Eric had thought. So fragrant and delicious...and LOVELY...Rob was the luckiest man in history he knew.

Eric tried different variations of licking. Whenever he said that he was going to try new techniques with Lucy, it was sometimes a joke and a signal that pertained to cunnilungus. She was his willing test subject. He tried big ice cream type licks, which he thought were a little sloppy, and then small fluttering licks with the tip of his tongue. But Lucy's favorite, as well as his, were his amazing deep probing licks that let him taste inside Her, Her deepest parts. They were even more delicious! This would drive Lucy wild and She thought often it was even better than penetration. She moaned loudly and sweetly and awesomly, innocently even, and thrusted against his mouth and tongue. Eric knew these were good signs. She bucked her hips on the bed and cried out wildly. He knew not everything felt the same to all women, and different women liked different things. Lucy really loved it deep. He would note her body language and reactions.

Eric knew being a great p u s s y eater required a good knowledge of a woman's genital anatomy, and he would always grow hard and even wet when he observed Lucy's. She was by far the most beautiful he had ever seen. He knew cunnilungus was a deliberate and delicate act, and best with hours of practice, patience and dedication. Like singing. When mastered though it would transform even the most modest of women into shrieking, shaking, trembling globs of putty that could lead to most ideas, positions, and fantasies. And Lucy was certainly no modest woman!

After nearly ten minutes of this, Lucy very wet and her amazing delicious vaginal juices in Eric's mouth and on it, he decided it was time to [i]really[/i] pleasure her. Finally, finally as Lucy gasped awesomely, he pulled back her beautiful clitoral hood and started making love to it. A mere touch on Her clit would send Her shrieking with delight, excitement, and pleasure, as any woman. Eric took it in his mouth, all of it, so beautiful and red and large and erect, as he pulled back its lovely, delicate hood. He began sucking on it and it drove Lucy very, very wild. Her legs wrapped around him tightened and she began thrusting against his mouth harder. She arched her back and knew she was nearing an incredible climax. Her breath was very loud, in beautiful erotic ragged gasps. She pressed her hands on his head harder. Eric alternated sucking on it by flicking it with his tongue. Both were incredible for Lucy, but from experience Eric knew she loved having it sucked on the best.

In nearly twenty minutes that Eric had kissed her, licked down her, and gave Her some of the best cunnilungus on the planet, Lucy finally let loose with a very loud, wet, and incredibly intense orgasm. She came into Eric's mouth, on his chin, on his face. She shrieked with delight, almost screaming, her muscles contracting involuntarily, spasming.

That was one of her largest cums and orgasms Eric thought. I'm doing good tonight! Encore!

Eric was quite familiar with her orgasms. In fact, besides Rob and Her first husband Garth, he knew best. He often had called Her first orgasm Her "warm-up" orgasm, kind of like warming up with singing. He knew some women preferred a finger or two to additionally stimulate their vagina, or their perineum, the area between their vagina and anus, and some even directly their anus. Lucy loved all of this. This included digital stimulation of her anus. Actually it was one of her fetishes, since She was in Her late teens and started having sex, and was known by her husbands. Getting fingered in the tush!

But unlike some long incredible cunnilungus and manual stimulation sessions they had had in Lucy's home, or Eric's home more often, with Eric being very dextrous as a piano player, on this evening they did not have a lot of time. Eric thought it would be safer not to spend longer than half an hour with Her on the bed here. The door was locked but he couldn't be certain no one had heard Her, or might knock on the door. Knowing Lucy She would grab him and want him to completely ignore the knock and maybe chuckle, with that being part of the fun, pleasure, and excitement, but he had to be careful too. For Her.

He had given Her analungus as well and knew she tasted just as sweet and incredible there. For tonight though, he would have to wrap this up without much further ado unfortunately...time for more dessert he thought!

In his experience and knowledge, despite how much Lucy loved manual anal stimulation, and enjoyed his oral stimulation of Her sweet perfect anus from time to time, to accompany his cunnilungus afterwards (he was one of the few places She would get analungus a bit often!), he knew that, apart from a special and rare technique he knew to make women ejaculate as much as physiologically possible, by far the best and possibly the most pleasure one could give a woman was by stimulating their g-spot and clitoris at the same time. Lucy was no exception and he had done this with Her before. The effect was sheerly fantastic.

So Eric began again.

When he started again, teasingly, with Lucy moaning, smiling and in incredible pleasured anticipation, he started off slowly. He pretended that her entire vagina was a cherry lollipop that he had been dying to get a lick of. It really didn't take much pretending! He used his tongue to lick her vagina from her lovely entrance up to her engorged, amazing clitoris. Then he moved his tongue freely from her inner lips to her outer labia on one side, while keeping all her "lips" inside his mouth. Not wanting the other side to get jealous or feel neglected, he then moved on to the other side.

Lucy's expressions and moans during all of this were priceless and if this had been filmed it would be at the very top of the erotic market sales. Paris Hilton's tapes would not even compare. Lucy Lawless having Her incredibly beautiful and delicious p u s s y licked and eaten out devotedly and hard was perhaps the most amazing and erotic sight, and sound, on earth. Other than f*cking her maybe...

Eric knew that it was said the tongue is the body's strongest muscle. Imagine what he could do with his tongue if he was sexing Lucy with it. A man had more control with his tongue than his penis. The incredible sensations Eric was giving Her drove Lucy crazy with ecstasy!

Eric's tongue was naturally lubricated with saliva and could manoever itself in ways that a penis never could. He knew this was one of the best ways to use it on a woman. He stuck his tongue in and out of Her most delicate precious sensitive area, and when he was in, he really moved his tongue around, like he was exploring. "Oh Gooooooooooooooood!" Lucy moaned and screamed aloud with indescribable pleasure. It was so intense she could not describe it.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Eric!" she moaned, again and again. And again. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Eric!"

First Eric would solidify his tongue at first and then allow it to soften, by relaxing his tongue muscles while licking Her gently. Sometimes in fact it was gently, but repeatedly and persistantly, and rythmically often, that would drive Her to most Her most incredible and profound orgasms. It was really an art form Eric was a master of. Now and then he changed his cadence, keeping her on Her toes so to speak, as She did not know what his next move would be. That actually quite increased the pleasure, the anticipation, not knowing. In fact, it was altogether so pleasurable and exciting, it was almost tortorously so. Her repeated loud moans of "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Eric!!!!!!!" attested to this. In fact, if one had only heard the pair they may well have wondered just what was happening...was it sex...or pain! Sometimes her moans and crying out would almost sound like She was sobbing a bit, the pleasure was SO intense...too intense...Eric was unspeakably good at this.

Eric would roam around Her p u s s y, but continuously returned to her clit since he knew most women's orgasms were clitoral, especially when it came to oral sex. Lucy was not an exception. Though often he wondered if She was actually more sexually sensitive than most women were...he thought this was possible.

Eric would read Her signals and no longer was being gentle now. He increased his speed and pressure. He was getting quite a tongue workout from this he thought! He knew being such a good vocalist actually gave him more skill and endurance when it came to cunnilungus, which Lucy knew too. That was part of the reason he was so amazingly good at it. Having a partner as tremendously delicious, and fragrant, as Lucy really helped too he thought.

Once again Eric had expertly gotten Lucy as hot as a kitty or lion in heat. It was time to really drive Her wild again. He made sure to pay attention to Her reactions and body language all the time. With Her beautiful engorged, erect clit still exposed, up in the air, he started giving it little sucks by erotically and energetically pulling it into his mouth momentarily and releasing it. Next he took her full clit entirely into his mouth and gently sucked on it continuously while at the same time flicking his tongue over and around it. Eric had performed this technique on Her very lightly and aggressively, knewing She enjoyed both very, very much, but over all tended to love the aggressive version most. He started out more gently and then increased his aggression. That was the best way he knew, especially with Lucy.

Lucy began panting loudly again, involuntarily, and knew She was about to have another immense, mind-blowing huge orgasm. Again! Eric was the best...Oh God he was...ohhhhhhhhhhh Eric she thought!

She barely mouthed "Bon appetit!" to him in French in jest, hardly able to even pull Herself together...

Eric heard and knew what She said and smiled. He responded by French kissing Her clit and then started using his finger to rub it at the same time. Then he inserted one, then two of his fingers into Her p u s s y. As he sucked devotedly on Her clit, he penetrated Her p u s s y. Lucy gave a new gasp and moan and shriek at this and could no longer even mouth any words, the pleasure was too intense as She was building up greatly. He knew Her vagina was incredibly sensitive and he made sure he was not thrusting his fingers too deep or too fast. His nails were trimmed and he was careful not to hurt Her or get carried away with the fingering, though when endorphins are released pain is muted. Lucy loved getting fingered in the front too.

He let all of Lucy's delicious fragrant precious heavenly juices flow all over his mouth. She could barely look at him to see this, and the sight of it turned Her on and pleasured Her even more. A [i]real[/i] expert...

One thing Eric did not do, though he did many things for Her, was bite Her p u s s y. Actually a gentle nibbling She loved and would drive Her wild, but a bite could be painful and he didn't think Lucy was into BDSM. He really wasn't either. Eating p u s s y was more his cup of tea. She was his cup of tea!

Eric was loving his delicious buffet and knew that, especially when Lucy was nearing orgasm, position and depth could really intensify and increase Her pleasure and be important. So he placed his free hand under Her beautiful firm precious buttocks and this helped prop Her up and Her vagina came even directly closer to his face and mouth. The pleasure increased for Lucy and he could feel and hear it. They had tried other positions as well, including on beds. Eric was the master of this. Sometimes She would lie down right at the edge of a bed, lying back, and would lift Her famed beautiful sexy feet to rest them on the edge of the bed as well. This would give him plenty of access as he kneeled in front of Her delicious love cave. It was really one of Her favorite positions and the wild intense pleasure She would receive in it was near indescribable.

Lucy had Her second orgasm just seconds later after Eric placed his hand on Her Perfect bottom and scooped Her p u s s y closer to him, increasing contact. Part of it was his hand on Her buttocks, She was used to being fingered in Her sweet perfect tender beautiful rectum by him sometimes. So this sent Her over the edge very soon...

Lucy screamed and shrieked with the orgasm. But Eric wasn't done. The pleasure he was giving Her was so intense it almost sounded like Lucy was in pain.

Now for the final touch...Vetro style he thought...I'm on a roll here...

He had made Lucy cum twice this evening but now he was really going to make Her cum. Really, really cum, a large amount. A rare and great amount especially for a woman. And he knew just how to do it.

Eric knew that nearly half of women experience an expulsion of fluid from their urethra at the time of orgasm. Most of this was due directly to reaching and stimulating the G-spot, although many women would ejaculate during other sexual activities such as cunnilungus and manual clitoral stimulation. Lucy really had just now twice from the latter. But that had been, he noted, maybe a half teaspoon, or about one, at the very most. He had made Her cum more before and he knew that biologically, using this special technique, women could ejaculate their maximum ability, which was usually a few tablespoons full, sometimes several. Lucy had a larger p u s s y and an incredible sexual response, he expected if he did this right he could maybe get several teaspoons from Her.

Eric began the technique...Oh My God Lucy thought, not even recovered from Her last orgasm...here it comes...here I cum...he had that look on his face...she gasped...

Eric inserted his wet fingers into Lucy's widened vagina again as She shrieked in repeated pleasure, and started massaging inside Her vagina. He did this and soon found what he was looking for. The mere act of searching and touching Her in there really pleasured and aroused Her, but it would not compare to what he had in mind for Her. He found the muscle and spongy tissue around Her urethra inside Her precious p u s s y. It was about half a finger inside Her vagina, and was two inches across. Bingo, Eric thought. As he searched inside Her She moaned and gasped naked on the bed, even writhing in pleasure at the prominent intrustion.

Once Eric found the muscle, he took three of his fingers and rubbed them against Lucy's urethra, very deep inside Her vagina. He applied pressure on the tissues there. Lucy gasped and gave a pleasured noise unlike anything else he had heard, or She had given, that night. Oh My Gooooooooooooood, she kept thinking. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Eric...oh God what was he doing to Her...to Her p u s s y...

She soon felt a urinary sensation. Eric knew it was slightly inevitable and thought he sensed when She had felt it. Sometimes he would talk with Her during this sort of thing, but She was currently quite speechless indeed. So instead, as Lucy lay there very naked and gasping, eyes shutting often, he began to talk to Her.

"Okay Lucy," he said. "Here it comes. I really want you to feel it. Pay close attention to the feeling, the muscles..." his voice was soft, kind, tender. Intimate with Her. She loved it. It soothed and pleasured Her. It sounded very caring too. [i]What[/i] a man Oh My God She thought...

He knew Eric was about to give Her what was likely the biggest, hugest, and probably wettest orgasm of Her life. He was a real cum drainer this man. Oh God She thought...actually She could hardly think at all now.

Eric really knew what he was doing. Now he placed his middle finger, the longest and the f*ck finger, with others very deep inside Her p u s s y, slightly below the visible lovely external part of Her urethra and began rubbing it the same way as he had Her clit. As he rythmically, expertly, and deeply rubbed the inner tissues of Her vagina, he began using his other second hand to deliberately press down on Her ducts from the outside, on Her bare p u s s y. Anatomically he knew ducts were scattered over the top of Her vagina and in fact located from Her clit to just above Her ovaries, and were highly receptive.

Lucy was just gasping and in awe of all of it. He did these strongly with his hands, stronger than She expected. This was like a dream. Was it real? Eric was better than the Kama Sutra...

As he did all this, Eric spoke again softly and comfortably, and intimately. "Alright Lucy...ohhhhhhhhhhhh Lucy...." he was calm but trying to hold himself together as he did this and his erection was huge and pulsating. "Contract your urethra muscle now," he added.

Lucy gasped, moaning aloud and shrieking wildly and like a girl in fact. She did this hard, Her urethral muscles strong. She had practiced with him before. It was better than Kegel's exercises.

As she did this Eric expertly, strongly, relentlessly, and deliberately massaged the precious, tender, awesome inside tissues of Her urethra. She worked on the inside contracting, he was inside with Her with one hand, and the other on Her. Finally, as She was building to a climax he saw, he took his free hand, still wet with Her juices, and put it firmly on Her bare stomach. This was one of the most important parts. He applied pressure and pushed it firmly, down. This was because the ducts extended to just above Her ovaries, in her beautiful stomach. His hand covered her beautiful navel and normally pushing down on Her stomach this much may be painful, but given the circumstances it really wasn't. This was one of the most integral, intimate, and erotic parts of this technique and would really have the desired effect. Pushing down hard on Her stomach finally, this directly caused a warm liquid to burst powerfully out of Her urethra and p u s s y, like a warm gushing geyser and jet stream.

Lucy had Her third orgasm of the night like this, contracting Her urethra strongly as he instructed, his right hand inserted deep in Her p u s s y with three fingers, and his left hand moving from on Her p u s s y to finally the technique and stage that would make Her climax like this: pressing down hard on Her bare vulnerable tender precious stomach. It was like he was pushing down and forcing out Her juices, Her ejaculate, making Her come. It might even seem slightly painful but altogether the technique was the most incredible sexual experience she may well have ever had. Certainly one of them.

When Eric pushed hard on Her belly, hand on Her navel, Lucy convulsed and spasmed and gasped and screamed out loudly and longly with Her by far most powerful, longest, and intense orgasm of the night, and possibly in Her life. It was a bit like pushing a bottle of mustard hard with your hand, then holding it, watching it squirt. It was pushing on Her stomach like this that really made Her come and forced Her to come hugely, on and on, involuntarily, whether She wanted to or not. Lucy gasped and heaved, screaming with amazing sheer orgasm.

Eric predicted correctly. Though she had came twice before shortly, this time She orgasmed with several teaspoons of Her delicious precious fluid. She felt slightly like urinating but it was all incredible and part of the anatomy. Eric knew how to really, really make a woman come. It did involve her stomach too. That was behind the forcing. By pressing down on Her stomach it was like he did not give Her a choice or control on whether She would come, forcing Her to as much as Her body could, beyond Her control, and held his hand down on it hard as long as he saw it was lasting. He did not relent, and the longer it lasted and the more She came beyond control, almost like She was screaming and actually had a few tears in Her eyes from the indescribably intense pleasure and release.

Lucy actually wept a bit from the pleasure and feeling and burst, heaving. His hand pushing hard down Her stomach had really forced Her to come, gushing out like a geyser, pushing on Her, She felt it happening beyond Her control. It was miraculous and amazing. Even slightly frightening. Eric thought it was a safe technique though.

Lucy's ejaculatory fluid gushed out repeatedly beyond Her control, unlike anything or any orgasm or cum She had ever experienced. Eric held his hand down on Her stomach and pushed until She had stopped coming finally after a dozen or more seconds. His hand was still held down hard on Her stomach as Her orgasm finished, Her uncontrollable panting beginning to subside. Lucy had visibly sweat a little as well. Eric saw the few tears. Sometimes he knew the orgasm from this could be so intense it was possible a woman may cry a little. Especially quite a sexually sensitive woman. Even if she were not. For seconds after Her orgasm his hand remained pressed down hard on Her tummy. Like this it would be a little uncomfortable surely. His other hand, three fingers very deeply buried in Her tender precious p u s s y, was very slowly pulled back and out of Her p u s s y. It was very slick and made a slick, moist noise. He eased the pressure off Her bare stomach with his other hand finally, sure She was done coming and no more cum would physiologically be able to be expelled from Her urethra, and forced to. Finally his hand slowly left Her stomach. Lucy gasped and felt freer...but She was in a daze and still panted...

She felt like She had urinated, so much of Her ejaculate had been released, in fact forced out to the max by this amazing, awesome and slightly frightening technique. The amount She had expelled from Her urethra also made Her think She had urinated, but She really hadn't. Eric looked down. Her beautiful p u s s y was enormously wet, a bit like She had been in the shower, and the mattress was stained and very moist, like someone had spilled a full cup of warm water onto it.

Eric knew Her ejaculatory fluid did not have a high content of urine though, and actually contained chemicals similar to prostatic fluids in men. Lucy's ejaculate was hot, sticky and opaque in nature and appearance, clear. Angelic, tender, and precious and heavenly. Eric thought he would start keeping bottles of this stuff...

They waited for a time, then he finally gripped Her gently on the bare shoulders, Her tears beginning to dry now, and said "Thanks for dinner...as sweet as candy. Sweeter than candy," he put in and he meant it. He licked his fingers which were sopping with Her delicious juicies. "Mmmmmmmmmm," he added as he did this.

Lucy gave him a stunned, even slightly frightened look after She had come so much with his technique, but greatly thankful and lustful look. She said seductively, and despite it all with an adorable pout, "But you didn't want any of my tush..."

Eric looked at his watch. She beckoned him.

He gave her a shove as She let out an excited yelp again, Her breath mostly recovered, and as She fell back on to the bed he took his finger, lubricated with Her delicious vaginal juices, and inserted deeply into Her ass. He did it quickly and a little roughly too as She shrieked, as if to say She was very naughty and demanding. It quickly embedded up to the first knuckle as Lucy gave a high-pitched moan and gasp, and shudder. He finger f*cked Her beautiful ass and precious tender rectum as his tongue made contact with Her p u s s y again...

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Lucy drove home that night, taking the highway, 101 Freeway, and entering Ventura Boulevard afterwards in Her quick trip home. It took Her only about five minutes as CBS's studios were close by. CBS Studios Center, where Duets was filmed live and Her dressing room was, was also located in Studio City, on 4024 Radford Avenue. She had washed in the shower of Her dressing room after Eric had left. He had the hugest grin on his face. She thought he was going to go jerk himself off fantasizing of Her...

When Lucy got home, parking the Prius into the garage after She made the proper turn at Her street, She unlocked the door and entered. Cumming so much had made Her thirsty and She carried a water bottle this time. Her Xena co-star Renee, who was supporting Her on Duets and knew Lucy was really arousing the entire nation, had carried one at times.

She soon heard the very familiar voice of Her husband Rob. "Hi Luce hon are you home?" he asked. "What's for dinner? I didn't get home early enough to cook sorry..."

Rob was really a great husband and knew how to cook as well. His brother Jeff was actually a chef.

Ironically Lucy said, "Oh hon! Hi! I just got home baby. Sorry I was um...cleaning up late at the studio. I don't know about dinner tonight hun, but are you in the mood for dessert?"

"Dessert?" Rob asked. He was trying to limit his dessert intake. At 50 his health grew even more important.

"Yeah," Lucy said, coming into his view. "I'm as sweet as candy!"

The End

As it was truncated unfortunately, I will post again later but here is the link to it on the Devotion Board, it is also on my MySpace. Please enjoy I will post more on it later, it is longer and more descriptive than the Foster story.

http://p088.ezboard.com/fthelucylawlessdevotionboardfrm2.showMessage?topicID=321.topic

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wow dude i still think you should wright for playboy penthouse or some adult network like cinemax because you have some talent and the coment eric did well kinda makes you think alot of stuff like may or may not they whore having an afair or the night she came out of the hydeclub whith foster but i was thinking other things maybe she and rob secretly are swingers or you don't know if rob is also cheating on lucy while hes working remember hes going to make more films in nz and australia think about it if she eats out he's got to eat out as simple as that remember there's not allot of pictures of rob whith lucy and people in other coutry's don't know him maybe he knows already lucy's getting in all fours whith other men think about it.

yo dude what happened to your site says its locked down or sumthing whats your myspace adress so i can finish the stories there

Hi Trent lol! :) Thank you very greatly for your most kind compliments and sorry for the delay. :) I'm very glad you enjoy my erotic Lucy stories, I would be pleased to write erotica professionally esp. if it involved Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I know what you mean, Eric's comment surprised me although I know it certainly is true, but I emailed him saying She is far sweeter than candy (as well as the story) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I know what u mean, great thinking, somehow though I doubt Rob is having sex w/ other women. It is not impossible Lucy may have sexual contact w/ other men but I personally think it quite improbable. Lol about them being swingers, actually that fits in with a future story where Rob has Ren and Lucy gets it on w/ Steve Muir, that is hot OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Lol about eating out and on all 4's OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) More like the men "eat out" Lucy huh (believe me) OH GOD YES LUCY! :) Yes sadly they bloody shut down my forum (it was inevitable prob. I thought). However I've written many more good erotic Lucy stories I think you will love and about to write the extremely hot Five Days Banged in Bangladesh OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Thanks again, for all here this is my MySpace addy, please enjoy:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52489233

Hi Trent lol! :) Thank you very greatly for your most kind compliments and sorry for the delay. :) I'm very glad you enjoy my erotic Lucy stories, I would be pleased to write erotica professionally esp. if it involved Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I know what you mean, Eric's comment surprised me although I know it certainly is true, but I emailed him saying She is far sweeter than candy (as well as the story) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I know what u mean, great thinking, somehow though I doubt Rob is having sex w/ other women. It is not impossible Lucy may have sexual contact w/ other men but I personally think it quite improbable. Lol about them being swingers, actually that fits in with a future story where Rob has Ren and Lucy gets it on w/ Steve Muir, that is hot OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Lol about eating out and on all 4's OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) More like the men "eat out" Lucy huh (believe me) OH GOD YES LUCY! :) Yes sadly they bloody shut down my forum (it was inevitable prob. I thought). However I've written many more good erotic Lucy stories I think you will love and about to write the extremely hot Five Days Banged in Bangladesh OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Thanks again, for all here this is my MySpace addy, please enjoy:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52489233

Hi Trent lol! :) Thank you very greatly for your most kind compliments and sorry for the delay. :) I'm very glad you enjoy my erotic Lucy stories, I would be pleased to write erotica professionally esp. if it involved Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I know what you mean, Eric's comment surprised me although I know it certainly is true, but I emailed him saying She is far sweeter than candy (as well as the story) OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I know what u mean, great thinking, somehow though I doubt Rob is having sex w/ other women. It is not impossible Lucy may have sexual contact w/ other men but I personally think it quite improbable. Lol about them being swingers, actually that fits in with a future story where Rob has Ren and Lucy gets it on w/ Steve Muir, that is hot OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Lol about eating out and on all 4's OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) More like the men "eat out" Lucy huh (believe me) OH GOD YES LUCY! :) Yes sadly they bloody shut down my forum (it was inevitable prob. I thought). However I've written many more good erotic Lucy stories I think you will love and about to write the extremely hot Five Days Banged in Bangladesh OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Thanks again, for all here this is my MySpace addy, please enjoy:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52489233

B.j. thank you very kindly for the description and summary once again, I cannot begin to describe how much I wish I was there and wept b/c I couldn't be. I do wish to move to LA as soon as I can for Lucy OH GOD YES LUCY I LOVE AND DESIRE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER! :) I know that show was incredible beyond belief I am very happy you had such a great time, lol about the Footloose dress's effects on you, mine much the same including the profoundest and naughtiest erotic fantasies with Lucy Oh My God Yes Lucy I Love and Desire You So Much Forever :) Oh God Lucy I Love You! :) I watched a few brief clips, She was incredible and Sexxxy beyond belief, with a powerful voice, and though clothed my God did you see Her Perfect Sexxxy Stomach OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Trent please enjoy, I am at the moment researching for Five Days and want to include a scene that Indian Bollywood actress Bipashu Basu did (though she was blind-folded), in Indian culture they're much into women's navels and this will figure into Five Days among other things OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Hey James Bond, is it true that Luce had an affair with Kevin Sorbo before she started doing Rob? I saw in Xena Comunity Forum someone said Luce & Kevin Sorbo were doing it while Garth had his own bit of fun with other women and they were still married, is that true? You know everything related to Lucy dude your the right man to ask this.

No, Lucy did not have an affair with Kevin and I hope you're not stupid enough to believe everything James Bond says, he is afterall just a pervert, Bond wanna be.

Anon, how the hell you know if they had an affair or not? A well informed New Zealender in Xena Community message board said that not James Bond. I want to confirm it with James Bond because he knows everything about Luce and her early Xena life. And he's no pervert, he's just a nutball that loves and desires luce so much forever and has a mission to defend her from all negativity.

Your a cool guy James Bond! I think you should write some erotica on this Lucy & Kevin affair and maybe have Rob join them in a hot double penetration scene. Your stories get me all "worked up" if you catch my drift hehehe ;)Who knows that's how everything started for Lucy and Rob then Kevin got jealous because they married and he was left out the threesome and is now saying all this nasty stuff about them. Yeah I think that's what probably happened. What ya think James Bond? Isn't that one fucking good possibility? I think it is and would make a damned good erotic story if you write it.

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Lol what a nice sexxxy blog Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Anon thank you very profoundly for your great compliments, appreciation, reverence, and understanding of My Infinite Endless Love, Desire, and Devotion to Lucy and mission to protect Lucy. :) Oh God I Love Lucy So Much Forever! :)

Anon this is tremendously interesting, please link me to this post! :) Is it from Xena Online Community? I didn't see it and hope it is still there. Well, my current speculation is while this isn't impossible I personally doubt it is true. However, if you watch their steamy love scene in Unchained Heart their private areas were touching and I am certain She was wet and he erect, and I thought She was closer to K. Sorbo early on. I asked joxerfan, or August, another informed Xena about this before and he said maybe they had lunch together a few times but that was prob. it. Still, this is an incredible idea and thank you very greatly for encouraging me about the fanfic, I was just thinking of it and want to title it "Lucy Lawless and Kevin Sorbo: Unfastened Panties" or something like that OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

Thank you very deeply for your great and kind compliments and enjoying my stories, :) I'm still writing Five Days Banged in Bangladesh and plan another where Lucy has sex (gets eaten out and then bonks) with "Tony the fridge repairman" in Her early Xena days as She said he was one of few men who had courage to ask Her out. I do catch your drift lol ;) I am very worked "up" while typing them too lol OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I am very happy you enjoy them my friend. :) I write them for people and fans like you in large part. :) About your speculation, it is a good chance if this uh sort of happened as the first thing, one of them, that occurred to me when I read Kevin's filmstew interview was he sounded jealous of Lucy and Rob. But then, well, if he is saying they had affairs well wouldn't he know in his mind that he had one w/ a married woman Lucy then too? He talks about family values a lot, I don't think he would want to admit this having sex w/ a married woman, but it might have happened still. I do think though Lucy doesn't go for musclemen as much some women esp. American women.

Lol about Kevin and Rob double banging Lucy lol! :) I'll think about that one but somehow I can't see them doing it. Certainly will have the Kevin-Lucy fic though. :) Please enjoy and thank you very deeply again. :) I am one of the most informed fans of Her but there are certainly limits to what I know, esp. at this time, but learn more as time passes and I "investigate" OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I am planning a trip to NZ in 2008 will check for Her Perfect Juices in Kalgoorlie Australia too lol OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You Forever! :)

*note Kevin is prob. rather endowed & w/ his core strength and stamina could give Lucy deep hot orgasms I'm sure esp. back then w/ him OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

To other anon well I have been called a pervert since I was in middle school and shortly after saw Goldfinger, my first Bond film, but do you really believe for an instant that I am not the real James Bond? Do not doubt it. ;) Or maybe I just might fly off in a Superman costume as in the first film after Jor-El talks to him. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU FOREVER ALWAYS LUCY! :) Oh Lucy I Love You! :)

I write them for people and fans like you in large part. :) About your speculation, it is a good chance if this uh sort of happened as the first thing, one of them, that occurred to me when I read Kevin's filmstew interview was he sounded jealous of Lucy and Rob. But then, well, if he is saying they had affairs well wouldn't he know in his mind that he had one w/ a married woman Lucy then too? He talks about family values a lot, I don't think he would want to admit this having sex w/ a married woman, but it might have happened still. I do think though Lucy doesn't go for musclemen as much some women esp. American women.

Lol about Kevin and Rob double banging Lucy lol! :) I'll think about that one but somehow I can't see them doing it. Certainly will have the Kevin-Lucy fic though. :) Please enjoy and thank you very deeply again. :) I am one of the most informed fans of Her but there are certainly limits to what I know, esp. at this time, but learn more as time passes and I "investigate" OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I am planning a trip to NZ in 2008 will check for Her Perfect Juices in Kalgoorlie Australia too lol OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Oh God Lucy I Love You Forever! :)

*note Kevin is prob. rather endowed & w/ his core strength and stamina could give Lucy deep hot orgasms I'm sure esp. back then w/ him OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

To other anon well I have been called a pervert since I was in middle school and shortly after saw Goldfinger, my first Bond film, but do you really believe for an instant that I am not the real James Bond? Do not doubt it. ;) Or maybe I just might fly off in a Superman costume as in the first film after Jor-El talks to him. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU FOREVER ALWAYS LUCY! :) Oh Lucy I Love You! :)

To other anon well I have been called a pervert since I was in middle school and shortly after saw Goldfinger, my first Bond film, but do you really believe for an instant that I am not the real James Bond? Do not doubt it. ;) Or maybe I just might fly off in a Superman costume as in the first film after Jor-El talks to him. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU FOREVER ALWAYS LUCY! :) Oh Lucy I Love You! :)

To other anon well I have been called a pervert since I was in middle school and shortly after saw Goldfinger, my first Bond film, but do you really believe for an instant that I am not the real James Bond? Do not doubt it. ;) Or maybe I just might fly off in a Superman costume as in the first film after Jor-El talks to him. OH MY GOD YES LUCY I LOVE YOU FOREVER ALWAYS LUCY! :) Oh Lucy I Love You! :)

James Bon, man I'm happy you showed up, dude! I was starting to worry you had left your online life and left Luce unprotected. The link you ask me is here:
http://p209.ezboard.com/fxwpwebfrm32.showMessageRange?topicID=8769.topic&start=121&stop=140

and the post of this well informed New zealander is pasted here

'interesting that Kevin Sorbo forgets about the little affair he had with LL. Prior to meeting up with RT. And anyway, LL's marriage had been on and off the rocks for a long time prior to her 'affair' with RT, esp as Garth and his brother Scott liked the ladies... if you get my drift.

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What do ya think they meant by little affair? I thought they meant Luce & Kevin were fucking each other when Luce was still married, and now Kevin wants to play the saint. lol

Nobody knows what can happen after lunch, man. Maybe after luch Kevin & Luce had each other for dessert. hehehe ;)

In that steamy scene in unchained Heart there groins were touching and Luce slipped her tongue very deep inside Kevin's mouth. I'm sure they felt each other in a very STRNG and WET way and loved that.

Maybe Rob and Kevin did double bang Luce, man! Rob was younger at that time. Lucy was so steamy hot and that's why them both fell in love with her, but later she decided to keep doing only Rob.

Of course this is just a speculation, but if this speculation is true, who do you think went first inside her ass? I think Kevin was stronger and more vigorous and streched it for Rob to go in there afterwards, when they switched places.

Dude if Kevin did Luce like that he's already a fucking lucky bastard and shouldn't be spreading those nasty comments about her and Rob all over the net like he did.

James Bon, man I'm happy you showed up, dude! I was starting to worry you had left your online life and left Luce unprotected. The link you ask me is here:
http://p209.ezboard.com/fxwpwebfrm32.showMessageRange?topicID=8769.topic&start=121&stop=140

and the post of this well informed New zealander is pasted here

'interesting that Kevin Sorbo forgets about the little affair he had with LL. Prior to meeting up with RT. And anyway, LL's marriage had been on and off the rocks for a long time prior to her 'affair' with RT, esp as Garth and his brother Scott liked the ladies... if you get my drift.

toa'

What do ya think they meant by little affair? I thought they meant Luce & Kevin were fucking each other when Luce was still married, and now Kevin wants to play the saint. lol

Nobody knows what can happen after lunch, man. Maybe after luch Kevin & Luce had each other for dessert. hehehe ;)

In that steamy scene in unchained Heart there groins were touching and Luce slipped her tongue very deep inside Kevin's mouth. I'm sure they felt each other in a very STRNG and WET way and loved that.

Maybe Rob and Kevin did double bang Luce, man! Rob was younger at that time. Lucy was so steamy hot and that's why them both fell in love with her, but later she decided to keep doing only Rob.

Of course this is just a speculation, but if this speculation is true, who do you think went first inside her ass? I think Kevin was stronger and more vigorous and streched it for Rob to go in there afterwards, when they switched places.

Dude if Kevin did Luce like that he's already a fucking lucky bastard and shouldn't be spreading those nasty comments about her and Rob all over the net like he did.

Maybe Rob and Kevin did double bang Luce, man! Rob was younger at that time. Lucy was so steamy hot and that's why them both fell in love with her, but later she decided to keep doing only Rob.

Of course this is just a speculation, but if this speculation is true, who do you think went first inside her ass? I think Kevin was stronger and more vigorous and streched it for Rob to go in there afterwards, when they switched places.

Dude if Kevin did Luce like that he's already a fucking lucky bastard and shouldn't be spreading those nasty comments about her and Rob all over the net like he did.

Maybe Rob and Kevin did double bang Luce, man! Rob was younger at that time. Lucy was so steamy hot and that's why them both fell in love with her, but later she decided to keep doing only Rob.

Of course this is just a speculation, but if this speculation is true, who do you think went first inside her ass? I think Kevin was stronger and more vigorous and streched it for Rob to go in there afterwards, when they switched places.

Dude if Kevin did Luce like that he's already a fucking lucky bastard and shouldn't be spreading those nasty comments about her and Rob all over the net like he did.

Lol Anon my good friend thank you very greatly for this extremely Sexxxy speculation and imagery, and also esp. for the link and post. Well, sorry to say this Toa Pirinihehe or Richard Kloosterboer, a Dutchman who has lived in Auckland for years and on whom I have considerable info, is not totally reliable. However, he does have access to info about Lucy that most fans don't simply b/c he lives in Auckland. He has met Her and once put a pic of Her NZ home and addy on the TX forum in 2001. MaryD chastized him and asked the mods to take it down. He doesn't like me much and I emailed him for private info on Luce, which he didn't give. He and I didn't get along since our first encounter online in 2002 on TX. He was heavily targeted by the "eshghs" btw and sometimes panders himself to the femi-lesbians. A tall man in his thirties. His old gf actually had a letter she took out of Lucy's trashbin and the TX admins also chastized him for that she gave it to him. I will post in more depth soon...

He has met Her and once put a pic of Her NZ home and addy on the TX forum in 2001. MaryD chastized him and asked the mods to take it down. He doesn't like me much and I emailed him for private info on Luce, which he didn't give. He and I didn't get along since our first encounter online in 2002 on TX. He was heavily targeted by the "eshghs" btw and sometimes panders himself to the femi-lesbians. A tall man in his thirties. His old gf actually had a letter she took out of Lucy's trashbin and the TX admins also chastized him for that she gave it to him. I will post in more depth soon...

His old gf actually had a letter she took out of Lucy's trashbin and the TX admins also chastized him for that she gave it to him. But, I thought on this last night and this morning and I think I actually read an early interview w/ Lucy where She may really have said She had just a few dates w/ Kevin (!), but it was "nothing serious." Of course, nothing serious could mean licking Her Perfect Pink or even anal as you imply LOL! :) but somehow I think if they did have sex it was prob. vaginal and I can't see Kevin and Luce having a threesome w/ their boss Rob honestly but great idea about Kevin had Lucy's Perfect Ass :) first and stretched it out for Rob OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Garth has a sister Debbie, I didn't know about Scott. I will post more on this later but I think Toa is exaggerating. Oh you're very welcome, :) I post mainly on MySpace now esp. Sexxxy talk but I could never leave Lucy unprotected, I would die for Her infinite times w/o blinking. All this talk of incredibly hot Sexxx w/ Her and lol about Kevin then Rob banging Her in Her ass lol you should maybe try and write that fic just like the wildest porn and fantasy OH MY GOD YES LUCY :) Lol about having each other for dessert I like your humor my friend lol! :) Just what I was thinking. And Unchained Heart great visual was Her most explicit sex scene yet, maybe for always. So I think at this time Toa is exaggerating and referring to the few dates which he somehow knew about living there and interviewing a lot of people about Lucy including Xena/Herc crew and Her family members & teachers. If they had sex it was prob. just vaginal is my guess but it was prob. not very serious as Lucy said. I will research further. Meanwhile all this talk of such Hot Sexxx w/ Luce & w/ me left out always makes me feel uh like getting rid of myself but I can't I have to protect Her. It is hard though I can never have Her. Excuse me while I weep for a while. Oh and if I'm not online for long my damn parents & evil dad are prob. giving me trouble like putting me in an insane asylum last fall. I've got a very bummer life. I Love Lucy! :) Chat soon my friend dude. :)

Meanwhile all this talk of such Hot Sexxx w/ Luce & w/ me left out always makes me feel uh like getting rid of myself but I can't I have to protect Her. It is hard though I can never have Her. Excuse me while I weep for a while. Oh and if I'm not online for long my damn parents & evil dad are prob. giving me trouble like putting me in an insane asylum last fall. I've got a very bummer life. I Love Lucy! :) Chat soon my friend dude. :)

Thank you for all those valuable and important information, man!
I'm looking forward to your Lucy and kevin story. I hope you write a good and erotic blow job scene for them, the guy deserves that much. ;) lol
I'll be visiting your myspace often to see if you have more information on Luce and her sex life.
See you James Bond my friend.

Anon lol you are very welcome thank you greatly for your most erotic ideas and descriptions in fantasy of Kevin and Rob double anal banging Lucy OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Thanks for the advice well I wasn't thinking of a bj scene but alright I'll have that prob. after Kevin eats out Her Perfect Pussy to orgasm OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Thanks for visiting my MySpace, you know my friend Geoffrey (WarriorBard) actually has a lot of good info on Lucy and Her Sexxx life, and past Sexxx life. It was in part on the old Devotion Board but that forum was shut down b/c it was apparently just too naughty and toooooooooooooooo sexxxy as Antonio A Banderas (SNL) would say OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) I will try to put more up on MySpace but Geoff prefers to chat some privately about Her sexxx life I guess. We don't have to though. I'm currently writing 5 Days Banged in Bangladesh, next story in April will be when Lucy is in New Orleans after Katrina hits and some Africans who help Her get Her drunk and then do Her Perfect Tushy among other things including double anal, will have a lot of gaping inc. anal gaping certainly I think you will love it OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) Thanks again. Btw I can't find Toa's post did they delete it?

See you later my good friend and fellow Lucy Lover. :) I heard lately She said on Her blog She had a rockin' time w/ Ving Rhames, I can just imagine him seeing Her and saying "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...goooooooooooood tushy!" I'll have a fanfic where Ving and his friends show Her a really hot time at their place (FB Wives fanfic). OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :)

(that was posted by myself James Bond Loves Lucy Lawless Forever, check out the new Incredibly Hot Sexxxy Erotic Arousing Mesmerizing Breath-taking Mouth-watering vid of Lucy rehearsing for Palm Springs here: www.lucylawlessfanclub.com OH MY GOD YES LUCY! :) ) I was imaging She would be so Incredible Awesome Stunning Mesmerizing in Sexxx and then I was weeping know I could never have Her (sexxx w/ Her). Oh God I Love You Forever Lucy! :)

Anon and readers some fans apparently complained and my MySpace account was deleted due to content (too sexxyyyyyyyyy), so I'm sorry. If you want to read my fics, please email me at jamesbondloveslucylawless@yahoo.com, or davidkashfi.com, for info.

Later I'll post links where my fics will be up on this blog.

Damn it! Some people can't deal with sexy subjects and adult content. They should go back to kinder garden, man.

Toa's post's still there on that Xena forum http://p209.ezboard.com/fxwpwebfrm32.showMessageRange?topicID=8769.topic&start=121&stop=140
I thought they'd delete it but everybody including the mods was bashing Kevin in that topic and it's prob the reason they let it be and didn't delete it.

Anon my last post here didn't get through, let me just give you the links to my sexxxy new Lucy yahoo groups w/o the explanation: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lucylawlessdevotioneroticsex/

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lucydevotioneroticsexpics/?yguid=304357570

Many great thinks for the link to Toa's post I saw it this time, I was surprised no one responded to him or addresssed his post. How about that huh? LKate says Lucy was not formally divorced when She began seeing Rob...so does seeing mean Sexxx automatically though? Wow She gets right to the point Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Yes interesting they at least left the post there too.

Anon my last post here didn't get through, let me just give you the links to my sexxxy new Lucy yahoo groups w/o the explanation: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lucylawlessdevotioneroticsex/

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/lucydevotioneroticsexpics/?yguid=304357570

Many great thinks for the link to Toa's post I saw it this time, I was surprised no one responded to him or addresssed his post. How about that huh? LKate says Lucy was not formally divorced when She began seeing Rob...so does seeing mean Sexxx automatically though? Wow She gets right to the point Oh My God Yes Lucy! :) Yes interesting they at least left the post there too.

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(to tune of All Star)

KIWI KITTY STAR: Lucy Lawless

Somebody once told me Her Toes and macaroni
They are the hottest for you in the bed
She was looking real Hot with my finger and my thumb
In the shape of an "L" in Her K*tty bed

Well my come starts coming and it don't stop coming
Breakin the rules and it hit the ground comin'
Doesn't make sense not to really have fun
She is so hot l**king Her in bed is fun

So fun to do so great to see
So what's wrong with taking Her back street
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't know

Hey now She's a Kiwi Kitty Star its a game on, lets play
Hey now She's a Kiwi Kitty Star lets get the show on get laid
And all that Kitty to hold
Only cumming stars are in the mode

It's a warm place and they say it gets warmer
You're banging up now but wait 'til you get harder
But the refrigator man begged to l*ck Her
Judging by the hole in Her Kiwi Juice pitcher

The choice we mate is a real win
The Kitty is gettin warm so my sp*rm might as well swim
My member feels on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Somebody once asked could I get my cum in Her *ss
I need to get myself in that place
I said yep what a Hot Sexxx
I could use Her Hot Tushy myself
And we could all come in that range
Well my come start coming and it don't stop coming
Breakin the rules and it hit the ground comin'
Doesn't make sense not to really have fun
She is so hot l**king Her in bed is fun

So fun to do so great to see
So what's wrong with taking Her back street
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't know

OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

It's a warm place and they say it gets warmer
You're banging up now but wait 'til you get harder
But the refrigator man begged to l*ck Her
Judging by the hole in Her Kiwi Juice pitcher

The choice we mate is a real win
The Kitty is gettin warm so my sp*rm might as well swim
My member feels on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

Somebody once asked could I get my cum in Her *ss
I need to get myself in that place
I said yep what a Hot Sexxx
I could use Her Hot Tushy myself
And we could all come in that range
Well my come start coming and it don't stop coming
Breakin the rules and it hit the ground comin'
Doesn't make sense not to really have fun
She is so hot l**king Her in bed is fun

So fun to do so great to see
So what's wrong with taking Her back street
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't know

OH MY GOD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
LUCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)