I guess "being whirled around by your incredibly gorgeous aunt" is one way to cool down - check out Eva Longoria goofing off with her little niece yesterday at Legoland! Could Eva be getting some practice for her future with Tony? These pictures don't show any signs of a baby, but it's never too early to start getting ready, right?

Congratulations to Jennifer Aniston's security guard. See him here protecting our national treasure, armed with video camera (that he doesn't know how to use) and a fierce tongue. Watch him talking to the young security guards at Moxie Studio where Aniston was today -- do those young guys in lime green polos and army boots care what this dork is saying?

Runner-up for dork of the week goes to the tall guy paid to wave his arms like a bird in front of our cameras -- what does he tell his mom he does for a living?

All of this to protect a B-list actress from free publicity -- great plan ...

We've all seen how Eva Longoria looks when she's trying to catch some rays or get on camera during a Spurs game (i.e. really really really really really hot). Now compare that to the effort she puts into her appearance when she's off to meet up with old actor-friend Mario Lopez (of Saved by the Bell fame) - not quite so much, huh? Maybe she should have gotten in good with Zack instead - looks like she could use a "time out" for some makeup in a bad way!

Answer: I don't know and I don't care!

To be brutally honest, we just don't like the girl. The mediocre actress once sued a very nice little celebrity photo agency for lots of money and frankly, we're bitter. Vince seems cool and funny but that girl ... we just don't get her ...