Remember a few weeks ago when Jennifer Aniston's publicist had to make a big public stink about how his client and Vince Vaught weren't actually engaged? You think maybe he wishes he could just call a big press conference, hold up a big copy of this picture of Aniston shopping in Malibu yesterday, and pointedly ask "Would *you*?"

From the emptiness of the part of the Hollywood Hills where she elected to take her dog for a walk, it looks like Jessica Alba's taking full advantage of the whole city being out of town for the VMAs - after all, how could anyone expect to walk their dog in peace looking as world-endingly fine as she does in these photos?

Does this look like the expression of a man pleased with himself after the Teen Choice Awards? Well, K-Fed would beg to differ - he told our photograhers he was happy with his performance of "Lose Control" right before climbing into his personalized Ferarri! Oh well - if you're going to ignore your critics, might as well ignore them in style!

I can't speak for the rest of you, but I certainly learned some life lessons back when I had to sneak around behind my parents' backs to drink or smoke. I mean, there are some things that just can't be taught any other way, like "how to keep an eye out for authority figures" or "how to mask scents with cologne" or "how to make a bottle of vodka look full again".
Well, if this video is any indication, Melanie Griffith's daughter Dakota certainly isn't getting a chance to learn those same lessons like the rest of us! But don't fixate on the cigarette - is it just me, or is she passing that beverage around awfully suspiciously? I don't think you sip straight Coke like that ...

Granted, if you looked like Aniston, you might make the same choice, but I still think it's strange that when confronted with the decision of being manhandled by a stranger and having your picture taken, Jennifer chose the former. As absolutely terrifying as our photographers might be (most are married with children and sweet as pie), I would prefer NOT to have this strange guy putting his hand in my face and putting his arm around me, wouldn't you?!
Btw, this is Aniston leaving Sushi Roku on Thursday night -- we're not sure with whom she was dining ...

You're looking at the current holder of the title of "best legs in Hollywood" (seriously, they took a poll and everything) - but who could it be? The answer's after the jump...