We're starting to hear some murmurs about Orlando Bloom stopping by Chateau Marmont yesterday for a quick canoodle with Penelope Cruz after a long day on the set of Pirates III - well, murmur no more! These pictures of Orlando were taken outside the Chateau, and though they may be stills, it's still not hard to see Orlando looking around with that hand-in-the-cookie-jar expression!
SOMETHING's going on here - and we're on the case!

Frankly, we found the rumors about the impending dissolution of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's relationship to be a little flimsy right from the get-go - after all, if they were really unhappy to the point of splitting up, you'd think Eva would leave her big, sparkly number nine necklace (#9 being Parker's number for the Spurs) at home! And besides, if Eva and Tony's relationship is so rocky, how come she looks so happy?

What looks like a sweet, innocent sweet 19 party, turns ugly when Joel Madden throws a little attitude at our paps (see video). Just kidding! -- we love it! and we love you, Hilary and Joel. Happy birthday, Hilary!

We all loved to play on the monkey bars when we were kids, but Matthew still loves it! The perenially shirtless ladies man went for a job yesterday and then hit the stairs in Santa Monica -- this guy needs a Sports Illustrated cover or at least the cover of a Wheaties box!

Paparazzi craziness started for Jessica Simpson last night when she arrived at Hyde (you can see in the video that she decided to enter in the back because the front was too crowded with photogs); then she went to the opening of the new club Area last night and she and her stylist Jessica Pastor were not to happy when some paps decided to follow her home.
At one point Simpson stopped the car and Pastor got out to have a word with the guys in the car behind them. But that didn't stop the paps! They all continued on for more ...
And here's a tease ... check out Jessica's new man that she chilled with at Area -- it's at the end of the video, so you've gotta watch it all!

No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you - you're actually seeing a supermodel with food she's planning to eat! And from the looks of these pictures, it's something Cindy hasn't been shy about doing lately - she looks like she's put on a few pounds, although from where I'm sitting she sure put 'em in the right place!

We caught up with La Lohan at the Ivy today where she lunched with semi-boyfriend Harry Morton and on her way in she told us she's still "with" him. When asked about her rumored hookup(s) with Stavros she said ... well, check it out ...

Shopping, clothes, cafes, glamourous photo shoot -- who wouldn't want to be Sarah Jessica?! And check out that karate kick! ...

All y'all might think life in Hollywood is a fantasy life, but here's the harsh reality ...

7:00 am - bowl of Wheaties
7:30 - cold shower
8:00 - hop into brand new car
blah, blah, blah
noon - head to Ken Paves' salon
12:30 - blinded by flashes
12:33 - it's over
12:35 - turn in pix and head to the next story

Papin' ain't easy!

Somebody needed some pampering - can you guess who? (And no, for once it's not Jack Osbourne!)

We just ran into Robin Williams shopping at Katie Holmes' favorite store in Beverly Hills, and it looks like the thirty days he spent in rehab for his alcohol-related problems did him a world of good! (Let's just hope his comedic timing isn't a step or two off now that Robin's off the sauce - after all, when was the last time you watched his standup act after he gave up Kate Moss Powder?)

I don't know about you, but when I get dumped in front of the celebrity press corps and then see my plans to use my arch-nemesis' ex-squeeze for vengeful purposes blow up in my face in spectacular fashion, I tend to cool things down for a little while - you know, stay in for the night, sip on a cup of weak tea, consider the merits of suicide by cat-scratch, that kind of thing.
Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, doesn't have that kind of time to waste - despite the lingering effects of Harrygate and Stavrosgate, she's still out partying all night at both the Roosevelt Hotel and Club Hyde!

Check out the pap on a lowerider bike, in hot pursuit of Nicole Richie on the streets of Beverly Hills! And then see our photog doing his best to ask Nicole about her rekindled friendship with Paris and he chases Nicole, running down the street!

Well, you certainly can't accuse Orlando Bloom of living in the past - from the looks of these pictures, he seems to have bounced back from splitting up with the ultrawaify Kate Bosworth in spectacular fashion!
Yes, that's Penelope Cruz accompanying Orlando as he attempts to slip out of Club Hyde without us noticing - needless to say, it didn't quite work out!

Usually when we catch Angelina in the car, she's the picture of composure - typically she only drops her regal, collected expression when she's in the presence of a Banksy canvas - but I guess all the rules go out the window when she deals with her mother! We caught up with the sultry starlet on her cell phone after stopping off to visit her mother at the Ermitage Hotel acting decidedly more animated than usual - this picture isn't the only one where she might as well be doing her best Britney Spears impression (pre-Federline, of course)!

Y'know, I'm always bitching and moaning to my friends about how infuriatingly predictable Matthew McConaughey always is (for God's sake, how many times can one man run on the beach without a shirt?), but you can't fault his commitment. Take these pictures, for example - even when he's got a dog sick enough to warrant a trip to the Malibu animal hospital, Matt stays dressed to hit the beach at a moment's notice!

Could Nicole Richie be trying to tell us something? She and Brody Jenner have certainly looked to be in love since they hit the ground running last month - maybe she's just trying to make it official? (If that's the case, then we better figure out what Brody's shirt says quick!)

Man, what kind of crazy diet do those Scientologists have Katie on? Does she have to read Dianetics from cover to cover before she's allowed to eat?

Look's like it's full steam ahead for the TomKat wedding - we ran into Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes after a date at the Beverly Regent hashing out some plans for the big day! (And it's worth remarking on how quickly Katie's shed the baby-weight - although, come to think of it, dropping the pounds might be a priority for friends of Victoria Beckham!)

Just in case his recent interviews pledging to save the blackened-to-a-crisp souls of Hollywood bigshots hadn't clued you in already, check out these photos we snapped of Stephen Baldwin picking up a new skateboard in Hollywood - he hasn't just flipped for Jesus, he's kickflipped for Him!