Don't you miss jean shorts? Me, too! Ms. Britney Spears - who was rockin' those pastel colors like nobody's business - was out and about with manny Daimon and decided to make a Starbucks stop. The pop star certainly looks in damn good shape - must be all that dance practicing she did!

Whoa - Justin's shirtless! I guess this makes him - and Jessica Biel - a slightly less boring famous couple. The two spent the last weekend of July together and were spotted driving around Hollywood. Either it was too hot or they didn't have much to say to each other! Timberlake eventually stopped for gas after putting his shirt back on - too bad Jessica didn't follow suit!

Just kidding! (Well, sorta.)

Howard Stern's main man Artie Lange put on a hell of a performance at Beacher's Madhouse in Vegas on Saturday night. We all know he's funny, but who knew he was such a good actor? He was keepin' it sober while he held a "drink" (we all know it was just soda water, Artie) and one of those fake cigarettes -- nice touch!

The climax of the night came with Mr. Lange launched his cocktail on the audience while at the same time launching a verbal tirade against a troubled Lindsay Lohan. What does he have against Lilo? Perhaps he identifies with a young star who's wasting her life on drugs and alcohol ...

In her exclusive interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer - set to air this Thursday, August 2nd, on Good Morning America and Friday on 20/20 - reality TV star slash socialite Nicole Richie confirms her pregnancy with Joel Madden.

"Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months," Richie says. She also talks about other young celebs - Paris and Lindsay, to name a few - as well as her upcoming jail time. Should be an exciting interview!

Rapper and MAC spokesmodel Eve showed up at the VIP club in St. Tropez looking gorgeous and glam. We dig the blonde weave, but doncha kinda miss the Ruff Ryder style she used to rock?

Most of you non-Idol fans probably have no idea who this is, but I think I love this season 4 contestant! Too bad he seems to have eyes for someone else!

Or should he keep the shirt ON?

NBA great Alonzo Mourning flashed our photographers the peace sign as he ambled into VIP, the hottest club in St. Tropez, last night. Hopefully he didn't party too hard inside - after all, a history of kidney problems like Zo's probably limits the amount of fun available to you!

It was another exciting day for our favorite Olsen twin! Mary-Kate dressed up - or is that down? - in her best tight black pants and red sweatshirt for a trip to the Brent-Air Pharmacy yesterday. As usual, MK preferred not to speak or be seen. And even while we're desperate to brush a comb through her hair, we must respect privacy! A little bit later, her sister Ashley was spotted returning home in her own pair of similar tight black pants. They must be a family fave!

Such public displays of affection are almost too sickeningly sweet for my cold, cold heart to bear. (Seriously, these two are more lovey-dovey than Biel and Timberlake!) Marcia Cross and her hubbie took the twins out for a stroll in Brentwood this weekend, and it looks like they had a blast as usual. It was a pretty warm weekend, though, so thank goodness Marcia remembered to wear one of her infamous hats!

...everyone else was Rushing to Brett Ratner's side! In addition to Paris Hilton, we spotted all sorts of celebs circulating around the various afterparties - Matthew Perry, Janice Dickinson, Will.i.am, Won G, Taryn Manning...the list goes on and on! But the biggest name - or at least the biggest frame - belonged to featured actor Bao Xishun, the tallest man in the world - see if you can pick him out of the crowd!

Even with a beard, hat and glasses, Hugh Jackman can't hide his DILF-y-ness! The fox wolf and family hit the beach in Australia for a little fun in the sun (isn't it winter down there?)

We were taken aback by how often Penelope Cruz had to hike her dress up as she sauntered through the shops of St.Tropez over the weekend - I mean, strapless dresses can be a pain, but that thing would not stay up! Fortunately, Penelope is nothing if not a problem-solver - when she made her big appearance at VIP a little later in the night, she'd swapped out her strapless black dress for a stunning silver number - with shoulders! (It goes without saying, of course, that she looked like a million bucks in either outfit!)

We just unearthed this video of Joel Madden ambling around Hollywood on July 28th - the day after his main squeeze Nicole Richie got sentenced to the mandatory minimum penalty for her DUI! Does he look particularly distraught to you? I mean, if your girlfriend - much less your alleged babymomma! - got the book thrown at her, where exactly would sandwiches and coffee rank on your list of priorities?

Dr. Addison Montgomery Shepherd showed off her non-scrubbed body for a photo-shoot in Malibu over the weekend. As good as 39-year-old Kate Walsh looks in a swimsuit, if you squint your eyes, doesn't she kinda look like D-Lister Kathy Griffin?

A little black dress, that is - and we do mean "little"! We spotted the booty queen picking up a few items at the store yesterday and found ourselves blown away by the way her dress flattered her, er, assets! Looks like something special's gotten into her - or should we say someone?

The eternally bright and smiling Avril Lavigne was so happy to see us in Hollywood yesterday, she opened up to us about life, love, her music and her feelings on being accused of plagiarism in a heartfelt talk over cupcakes and ice-blendeds.*

*Sarcasm.

Whenever we run into the ever-loquacious Andy Milonakis outside a club, it's anyone's guess as to what he's going to say - and if you need proof, just click 'play' below! We caught...well, okay, caught is the wrong word. We couldn't turn away as the cherubic star laid out some sage advice for Hollywood starlets with a tendency to "put that white stuff up their nose" - nor, for that matter, could we turn away from the freestyle he kicked right there in the street!

Question: How do you prefer beach hunk Matty McConaughey and sultry girlfriend Camilla Alves? In clothes......or out of them (and in bathing suits)?

Hole-y crap - Courtney Love looks like death warmed over! The star of song and screen bummed a light from a member of her paparazzi retinue yesterday as she went parading around Beverly Hills, and we couldn't help but notice how skinny she's gotten! Hey, um, Courtney - maybe next time, instead of copping a light, try copping a ham sandwich instead!

Michael poses as a homeless person for his new reality show

The NY Post is reporting that the war of words between Mama and Papa Lohan in the custody battle over their kids is heating up!

Apparently, Michael had called for drug testing for Dina before she can be allowed to have contact with their younger children! A drug counselor himself, Michael dropped the demand only when Ally told him she'd "love him more" if he dropped the motion! Ally's love-in worked but there was no love lost between Michael and Dina!

Looks like Britney Spears has turned her attention to comedy - according to an X17 source, there's word circulating that Britney's in talks to host Saturday Night Live in the fall! But don't go thinking that Britney's got plans to ignore her musical career in favor of one in comedy - our source further confirms that Brit's taking every step to make sure her new music comes out on schedule!