the happy couple ...
kiss my a**, Tommy Lee!

Are they hitched or not? If not, they're about to be! Pamela and Rick Salomon were granted a wedding license in Las Vegas this weekend but it's uncertain when they will or if they already have tied the knot. GROSS!

We caught the two back in Malibu today amid lots of internet chatter about their recently intensified relationship ...

We caught the chart-topping single-mother-of-two out and about in Malibu yesterday, stopping for a quick pick-me-up with a Red Bull. With everything going on, Brit's gonna need all her energy for when her album is released next month and it becomes a monster hit!

Which Hollywood couple looks so cute together it makes you wanna puke?

Parents-to-be Nicole and Joel?

HSM co-stars and nudie pic scandal survivors Zac and Vanessa?

He's Just Not That Into You's Drew and Justin?

Rich kids Nicky and David?

Newlyweds (and sex tape participants) Pam Anderson and Rick Solomon?

or Darth Vadar and his little Summer?

Nicky and David have been happily and quietly seeing each other for a year - which is like an eternity in Hollywood! Will they be the next ones to tie the knot? Or is Nicky feeling a little gun shy after her quickie Vegas wedding in 2004?

Rachel continued to cute up Chuck on the set of Josh Schwartz' new show Friday. We're so excited to see her return to the small screen!

Big Shot Dylan McDermott and his wife, Shiva Rose have separated after 12 years of marriage, according to Eonline.com. With so many celebrity breakups, you wonder why they keep getting married!

The last time we saw these two together, they looked less than thrilled with each other, but when X17 cameras caught them at the pump, they turned it into a Disney-worthy photo-op! Can't you just see them breaking into song any minute?

David Hans Schmidt, dubbed the Sultan of Sleaze for his involvement in various sex tape shenanigans, who was currently under house arrest for a plot to extort more than $1 million for wedding photos taken at TomKat's wedding, was found dead (of an apparent suicide) in his Phoenix home Friday afternoon, according to the AP. In addition to the TomKat wedding photos, Hans Schmidt was also supposedly involved with brokering deals for the contents of Paris' storage locker, the Colin Farrell/Nicole Narain sex tape and, of course, the instant classic, the Screech sex tape.

Whether the rumors are true or not, we don't care! Jake is just plain hot, period. And he drives a hybrid - how could you not love that?

F*ck that! Don't listen to the haters telling fans not to download "Gimme More" on iTunes -- Download It! And then download it again! And then download it for your friends and your mom and your dad, b*itches! Here's the deal ...

CLICK HERE to download from iTunes

CLICK HERE to download from Rhapsody

CLICK HERE to download from Napster

Nicole Richie's giving Halle Berry some competition in the cutest-mom-to-be department. She's staying fashionable while her belly expands and still balancing on those Louboutin wedges! She "snuck" out the back door yesterday after lunch at Joan's on Third.

Guess who snuck out the side door, separate from Richie? Click through to find out ...

Big breakfast or baby on board?

It's SO scary to think that these two are married, but it's true!

Rick Salomon, most famous for his relationship with Shannen Doherty and his sex tape with Paris Hilton, has somehow found a way to snag the most famous buxom blonde on the planet, Pamela Anderson.

According to our sources, the two got hitched in Vegas today!

Matthew McConaughey and gorgeous girlfriend Camilla Alves were spotted leaving the George V Hotel in Paris yesterday - and headed off to the airport. The beach hunk slash actor was in the City of Lights to shoot a Dolce & Gabbana commercial (how classy!) while Camilla, you know, probably shopped? It is nice to see Matty away from the water though... although I'm sure he's dying to get back to that Malibu sun!

Tom Brady's baby momma is back into a size 4 after giving birth to her son just a month ago! Damn, girl -- how'd you do it?!

For all you Rachel Bilson fans out there, here are some snaps of one damn cute starlet! I mean, could she look any sweeter?! She's on the set of the new NBC series "Chuck," written by her former boss at "The O.C.," Josh Schwartz. Where's Marissa?!

I've always thought maybe Robbie was the type who'd enjoy a little doggy-style tailgaiting!

Amanda Peet protected her seven month-old Frances Pen from the paps sun yesterday. Wish we could see that little face!

Who says Britney's not looking tight?! I know about 5.1 million people who'd kill to have a body like hers!

We caught My Name Is Earl's Jaime Pressly - who just won an Emmy, congrats! - at West Hollywood hot spot Cravings for lunch yesterday. The svelte new mom even chatted up our photogs about her baby boy Dezi who's five months old already! Ya gotta give props to Jaime for shedding the pregnancy weight so fast. Of course, as you can see in the video, it seems like smoking played some small part in the process...

last night
Wednesday night

Is their real life mimicking their work? I dunno, Justin is probably pretty into Drew, but last night he was looking a little uncertain!

Britney's single is number one with a bullet on iTunes - so it's totally fitting that she rocked this gun necklace (along with a skull and crossbone belt) at club Sutra last night! But Britney's not the only sharp shooter packing - check out the silver $600 Ron Herman gun necklace Lindsay sported back in April:

And of course, we'd be remiss if we didn't mention this charm seen recently on Lohan pal Samantha Ronson: