And no, I'm not referring to whatever it is she's doing to her sister (hands to yourselves, girls!)
Lilo dragged her underage sis (and ever-present Patrick) with her to Paris ahead of the kickoff of fashion week Thursday, where the girls decided to check out some of Lindsay's competition, shopping at stores like Prada and Gucci.
Lindz is making her debut as the "artistic advisor" at the Ungaro show next week, but to listen to her, ya'd think she designed the entire collection by herself!
Could make the final walk down the runway, which she'll supposedly share with the actual designer, Estrella Archs, totally awk!
And if it's as "youthful" a collection as what the girls are wearing now, then I think my mom will love it!
Continue reading "Lilo Checks Out The Competish" »


First of all, how is LiLo paying for all these trips? She's supposed to be broke!
And second of all, what's Ali laughing about? How great it is not to be in school? Such a lucky 15-year-old!
Lindsay Lohan is leaving LA - and all her partying? - behind and traveling to London with her younger sis and entourage. Hey, if you were robbed by someone you know, you might wanna get the heck outta town, too!
Continue reading "Lindsay Escapes From LA!" »

Lindsay Lohan and Taylor Momsen - yeah, it happened at Fashion Week. Deal with it!
The former movie star and the TV star slash rocker (or is it LiLo and LiLo 2.0?) were chatting it up last night at the Hammerstein Ballroom for the G-Star fashion show in NYC. But why? Lindsay is 23 and Taylor is only 16. Could Linds actually be shopping for a new BFF for younger sis Ali, who's 15?
After all, LiLo can't keep sneaking Ali into Crown Bar and get away with it! I mean, right?
Continue reading "New BFFs Alert!" »
That's what Life & Style says anyway!
When we caught Lindsay Lohan sneaking her teenage (and WAY underage) sister Ali into Crown Bar the other day, we got a bit worried, and it looks like we weren't the only ones!
An insider at the club tells L&S, "I couldn’t believe Ali was there. They partied until after 1am, and she treated Ali as if she were just one of her friends at the club with her. And Ali was excited to be there. She loved being out on the scene with her sister. It was as if she knew she belonged there.”
The mag claims Lindsay has exposed Ali to drugs and plastic surgery, and a source close to the Lohans adds, "Anything Lindsay does, Ali wants to do." Hmm, but did Ali really get her lips done? Or is she just sharing Lindsay's miracle lip gloss?
Continue reading "Lindsay's "Destroying" Her 15-Year-Old Sister!" »

Yesterday afternoon Lindsay and Ali Lohan were spotted at LAX, and naturally the girls dressed to the nines as they strutted through the airport. Lindsay rocked a conservative jumpsuit, but she spiced things up by forgetting her bra and losing a few buttons. Hey, maybe she just wanted to be comfortable for her flight?
And while we're on the subject of bras, that's uh, one heck of a pushup bra Ali's wearing!

Continue reading "The Lohans Let It All Hang Out At LAX" »

After getting caught sneaking her sis into Crown Bar Friday night, Lilo laid low with her sis on Sunday, taking her out to dinner at Taverna Tony's in Malibu.
Granted, it's a Holiday weekend, but shouldn't Ali be spending the weekend back-to-school shopping in Long Island with mom rather than sharing coffee and ciggys with her big sis?
And we love Lilo, but is she really the best example for Ali to be following? Dina, come pick up your daughter, stat!
Continue reading "Lindsay Takes Ali Out To A More Age-Appropriate Place" »
That's right, X17online caught 15-year-old Ali Lohan trying to sneak out the back door of Crown Bar after partying with her big sister/bad influence Lindsay all night.
In the first video, Lindsay enters the back of the bar with some friends, leaving Ali behind. But Ali somehow snuck in just 10 minutes later, and stayed with her big sis in the club until right before closing, when we spotted Ali running out to the waiting SUV (second vid)!
Says a witness at the club:
They stayed at the club for an hour. They were with a couple of friends. They were both happy and bubbly. Ali drank water and Lindsay drank red bull. They hung out at their table while dancing to the beats....I guess Samantha wasn't invited. They left at 1am.
We all know Hollywood starts 'em young, but 15? Seriously?? Where is her mother???
Continue reading "X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Sneaks 15-Year-Old Ali Into Crown Bar!" »


We can't believe Ali Lohan would have gone out and gotten lip injections, so we're just going to chalk it up to the teenage starlet mimicking her older sister's trademark pout. I mean, Lilo's lips are plump simply because of her facial expressions, right?
Continue reading "Luscious Lips Times Two!" »


Nothing like eating out at an Italian restaurant on a hot summer night! Er, right?
Lindsay Lohan took her BFF slash sister Ali to dine at Dan Tana's Saturday night after spending the day shopping for a new phone and getting a parking ticket. I miss when LiLo's luscious lips looked a little thinner and her hair was, ya know, red and not washing out her face. If you're gonna work the blonde, Linds, maybe apply some of that fake tanner you put out on the market!
Continue reading "LiLo Keeps Cool, Stays Plump" »

Okay, I know we've all been focused on poor little LiLo getting her home broken into - which is horrible! - but it's taken all the attention off of younger sis Ali.
The 15-year-old has been hopping back and forth between LA and NYC the past coupla months. Mom Dina says she's home schooled... hmm, do you really believe she is?
Your summer of fun is over, girl - when do classes start???
Continue reading "Ali Needs To Go Back To School" »

I know Ali Lohan is allegedly a teenager, but I wonder how true that can possibly be. Here's Ali out and about in the Big Apple earlier this weekend - prior to Lindsay's house getting robbed!

And wait a minute, she's hanging out with LiLo's BFF Patrick? Yeah, I'm sure that's a GREAT idea...
Continue reading "Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister" »


...and in broad daylight, no less!
The rehabilitated actress was out shopping - seriously, she shops every damn day! - in La La Land with sister Ali "I Don't Go To School" Lohan the other day. What is it with these two girls drinking Coke and shopping 24/7?

Time for Ali to go back to New York (and cover up)!
Continue reading "LiLo Keeps Carrying Her Coke Around" »

The fedora is taking over! Let's break it down:
Madonna is Madonna, and she can wear whatever she wants. Sam has always worn 'em so that's okay. And RDJ? He's the man! 'Nuff said.
LiLo has only recently caught onto the trend, which means sister Ali was soon to follow. But what about hunky Hugh Jackman? I'm still on the fence with him! Maybe he should just take his shirt off instead...
Continue reading "Too Many Hats, Hats, Hats!" »

A lot has changed in a year!
In May of 2008, Lindsay was caught in a public lip-lock (on Diddy's yacht in Cannes) with her then-unconfirmed girlfriend Samantha Ronson...
And now? Sam's out of the picture and Ali has taken over as LiLo's permanent sidekick - and why not? She is her sister! But she's also 15... so, yeah.
Looks like Linds is also heading off to Cannes again this year - I mean, where else? - sans Samantha. Will those two ever work it out so things can go back to the way they were?
Continue reading "One Year Later..." »

Yesterday afternoon, Lindsay and Ali Lohan (along with a whole lot of Louis Vuitton luggage) headed to the airport, and the girls jetted off to Europe on an Air France flight. Sounds like trouble an adventure to us! What kind of mischief do you think the sisters will get into overseas?
Continue reading "The Lohans Leave LA!" »


Let's set the scene: Our once-lovely little LiLo went shopping in Malibu the other day with her sister Ali in tow.
First of all, is this it, Linds? I watched Freaky Friday recently - SUCH an underrated performance opposite Jamie Lee Curtis - and forgot what a promising actress Lindsay was back then. And now all she does is shop 24/7 and not work. Blah.
Anyway, a source on the scene witnessed LiLo turning into the Malibu Country Mart and here's what he tells X17online.com:
"Lindsay peeled out as she turned into the Malibu Country Mart. She was driving erratically, as usual, blocking traffic in front of Taverna Tony’s before making an illegal U-turn right in front of the restaurant on the narrow street. It was like 'Here I come; Lindsay Lohan is arriving!'"

Time to get your priorities straight, girl!
Continue reading "Lindsay Lohan: Speed Racer!" »


You can hate on Ali Lohan all you want, and while I'm not sure that these shorts are the most appropriate length for the FIFTEEN-year-old girl, Lilo's little sis does look great. We know she doesn't have the sophistication of other teen starlets like say, Dakota Fanning, but think of it this way - we've seen Miley, Jamie Lynn and even little miss Fanning rock short shorts, and they're all in the same age group, so maybe it's not that bad?
Continue reading "But She Does Look Good..." »