XCLUSIVE: Paris "Is So Happy To Be Single"!

Do women really mean what they say?

Or say what they mean?

PARIS WHO?

Well she really doesn't have a choice with the herpies thing going on.

She HAS to say she is happy being single, otherwise she would have to admit no one wants her except for a f#ck.

SHE'S A SLUT, SKANKY, HERPE HAVIN' RICH BITCH. SHE CAN FUCK ANYONE SHE WANTS AND DOES. OH AND SHE'S A BORING FUCK. I WATCHED HER SEX TAPE, I BELIEVE I FEEL ASLEEP.I WISH I HAD HER MONEY THOUGH, I CAN'T HATE.

SHE'S A SLUT, SKANKY, HERPE HAVIN' RICH BITCH. SHE CAN FUCK ANYONE SHE WANTS AND DOES. OH AND SHE'S A BORING FUCK. I WATCHED HER SEX TAPE, I BELIEVE I FEEL ASLEEP.I WISH I HAD HER MONEY THOUGH, I CAN'T HATE.

Paris is a lying sack of shit- she is not single by choice and in fact has been contacting ex boyfriends lately (Nick Carter for one) because she feels so alone. No one wants the herpe infected skank.

I WOULDN'T EITHER WOULD YOU. SHE SHOULD BE MORE PICKY ABOUT WHO SHE FUCKS. A WOMAN OF HER STATURE SHOULD BE EXCLUSIVE NOT ALL OVER TOWN THE SKANKY SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when a guy sees how many other guys this thing fucks, if being single makes her happy, then this bitch will be happy for a long long time

LOL! He has a G I A N T head! LOL! And now, he's got herpes to go along with his G I A N T head! LOL!

Hey skank, you're starting to look like Britney with your stained clothing and unkempt appearance. Too bad you have no talent whatsoever unlike Britney.

12:07, I don't think his head is that big, it just looks that way beside parisites tiny little head which holds a tiny little brain. You could see it when she was on Letterman if you could get past looking at her hair which looked like she had a clam shell helmet on.

I think she's been looking kinda yuk lately. I can't stand her hair being so 80's. I felt bad for her during all the jail stuff & was willing & wanting to "give her a chance". I had thought she might just proove everyone wrong & turn herself around & do some positive. The woman's shelter she said she was planning. Her reading her diary she wrote while in jail to Larry King & PEOPLE. Too much money, "fame" & no rules growing up. It's too bad. It's a waste of so many priviledges. She could be doing so much. Selfish.

HA, SKANK LOOKS WASTED, ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE OF HERPE HILTON!

she has black and blues all over her legs - and that's definitely NOT gorgeous. looks like somebody kicked the crap out of her - didn't she have a black eye earlier this week?

Black eye was from botox, she's starting to look a little used and old, figured it was time......

I can not stand this Paris Hilton media attention hog! And that stupid haircut. What an idiot!!!! It's totally lopsided.
She will look back at herself and say boy was I a stupid idiot, and why did I have one side of my head hair longer than the other????

12:42, it's to cover her wonky eye. Too bad she couldn't grow it to cover her whole face.

DON'T YOU MEAN HAPPY TO BE COKED OUT OF HER LAUGHABLY EMPTY HEAD?

SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER LAME, HIGH, LA GIRL - EXCEPT USUALLY BY THIS AGE THEY GROW THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THE RUNNING AROUND COKED TO THE GILLS TO THE 21 YEAR OLDS.

CAREFUL HERPES HILTON, YOUR COCAINE IS SHOWING.

DON'T YOU MEAN HAPPY TO BE COKED OUT OF HER LAUGHABLY EMPTY HEAD?

SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER LAME, HIGH, LA GIRL - EXCEPT USUALLY BY THIS AGE THEY GROW THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THE RUNNING AROUND COKED TO THE GILLS TO THE 21 YEAR OLDS.

CAREFUL HERPES HILTON, YOUR COCAINE IS SHOWING.

From e!online, what skank do you think Ted is talking about? Three guesses and the first two don't count.

Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.

But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours...days...weeks...and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.

Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.

And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.

Hey X!7, how come no story about the gang bang as skanky's house last night?

Or a story about her visting her dealer, showing up without calling and being stuck outside?

I'm starting to like Paris..

Unlike Shitney, she loves her family and care for them.
Unlike Shitney, she loves kids.
Unlike Shitney, she looks healthy and clean.
Unlike Shitney, she wear nice clothes.
Unlike Shitney, she is smart (underrated)
Unlike Shitney, she is kind to her fans.
Unlike Shitney, she doesn't fuck around with talipaps.

You go Paris!

Um, why is he all sweaty and carrying a tube thing with a fairy on top? Ewwww, I wouldn't touch him let alone f*ck him, blech!!!!!

Skandinavia, read posts above yours, go to TMZ and see who slutty was hanging with the last couple of days, look at stains on her dress in above picture, watch video and look at her hair and then come back and comment again......

Does she really have herpes?? no wonder she hasn't been looking to good lately, just look at her legs!!

Who ever that freak is he must have been getting some on the ride over....his pants are unzipped.

1:45, that would explain her hair.

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X17 is becoming so anxious the Britney is favoring another organization that the SEE MORE PARIS

has Alli's stuff:
> Alli's Dirty Little Secret - Jan 10, 2008
> Alli Denies Falling Out With Brit! - Jan 08, 2008
> No Re-Alli-Ty TV On The Way! - Jan 08, 2008
> Was Alli There? - Jan 05, 2008
> Alli To Star In A Reality Show - Jan 03, 2008

2:40, paris 'dates' everyone

Her vagina is always open for business

HA HA HA ! WELL GUYS/GALS U BOUT COVERED THE BASE,S ABOUT THIS SLUT FROM HELL ! KUDDO,S TO Y,ALL !!!!!!

1:45 PM, Paris did offer dates to guys at a charity auction for $10,000 each.

Doesn't X17 have pictures of the the paying customers or winners?

She is obsessed with hiding her wonk eye. She's always makes sure her hair is covering it. It's hilarious!!

I like to see her take what ever Britney is on, that would be interesting.

skanky legs, you can see bruses through the stockings.

Russian Soul can't understand - the American Princess ambitions...

AND_LV, her ambition in life was to be famous. She thought she could just pose, look kind of pretty and walk the red carpet and be respected and admired for that. She did not count on the fact that in the process her racist, self entitled, narcissistic, loose moraled ( is that a word?) self would be shown at the same time. Her behaviour has lost her any respect and esteem that the public had for her (if they have ever had any) and now has becoume nothing but a joke and source of disdain for people.

HEY LOOK...IT'S THE WALKING STD

Seriously...what is the deal with the nasty bruises all over her legs? What could possibly cause something like that? Hmmmmm....
She makes me sick. Especially since I was one of the few who thought, "hey, maybe she really did learn something from her time in "jail". Maybe she is truly a changed person." But, no. Not true. She is exactly the same person she was before she was sent away. Awful. Next time she goes away, and it will happen, she needs to go away for a loooong time. What a huge waste of precious oxygen.

Ok, ar her legs brised, or is it just the pic? Getting kiky are we P?

OMG THE HERPES ARE STARTING TO SHOW UP ON THE LEGS...HER COOCH MUST BE OUT OF ROOM SO ITS COMING DOWN TO HER FUCKIN LEGS! GET HELP HOE BEFORE IT MOVES TO YOUR SICK UGLY FACE!

Gee, one sort of positive post and one from the fat gorilla out of 45. paris, your ship is sinking, time to move abroad where your whorish, stupid ways are not so well known YET. Go suck a few dollars and goodness knows what else over there before it is too late.

That guy is a highly underrated swedish artist whose name is Robbin Beimark on the web beimarkart.se

hi very good blond nice and littel and biuty i'm very like you .
plz send for me pictur of you .
plise send for me beter your pic .
bye .ok

Usch, Nu blev jag illamående!

Yeah... Robbin Beimark

håller med carro! vad är det med svenska killar?

What's that on her legs? She look beat up!

It looks like varicose to me. She should lay off wearing high heels all the time.

eller killar överhuvudtaget? :p

well, swedish people are known for being good looking...but that Alex guy was a lot hotter xD
...i'm swedish too ;)

Hey there sweet woman. Even though you are happy being single. I hope you find that special someone in your life. You deserve to have someone special care for you Paris. And if for some reason you can't seem to find that someone. My door would always be open to you Paris. If you would ever like to care back. I care about you :) ....... You are a sweet heart. Even if you didn't have a dime to your name. And you were poor. I would like you just the same. You're cool people Paris. I tell you what Paris. I'm going to contact Nicky's web page in a couple of days and see if her company would be interested in a business deal. And I would like for you to be part of her team that would be helping me. That would mean the world to me. I'm gonna do that. Get ready Nicky... :) Oh and By the way Paris. I love the way you have your hair so much. It's absolutely lovely. You are lovely also.
Take care Paris :)

Brian Llewellyn™