Changelina

first
she looks uber cute

It looks like she is getting bigger by the hour

SHE IS A GODDESS

I love them both and all their babies

i wud luvingly lick the cottage cheese out of her hot coochie she is a fucking queen

She may be the "Queen of Cannes" but she is also the "Queen of Cannot Open A Movie" since most of her movies bomb. She and LiLo should team up with Jessica Simpson in order to make totally loser film.

really? Someone told me he is dating a beautiful girl he met through BillionaireCupid.com. Is that true? I think everyone would like to see what their profiles look like.

Beautiful momma!

She is for sure a MILF

We have to say that my boss ( which the Cannes Queen ) has made all of us, her 5 nannies and servants worried sick about her state. She is too pregnant yet very much enjoys spotlight and publicity in a such an obessive way. We are afraid that she may give birth right on the red carpet. We had alarmed the Cannes organizers to have ambulance standing by. If she keeps being jumpy and on high heels like that, she may trip..oh..my.. we are so scared for her. We are also very upset because 4 children keep crying at home nonstop and we don't understand what they are saying since each speaks different language and we speak Engish Espanon.
We said..Senorita..please stay home..we need help but she said, " No...it is the money !If I dont go how do I pay five of you? Do you understand me?? " So we said, " We will do it for free for you because you are an angel and everybody loves you.. don't worry about money.. you work mucho" She said, " Ninguna.. I want a pregnant role for next film.. you fools ! "
What can't we say.. she got everything she wants..buenito Brad, ni os,dinero..but still wants more.
Ella avido perra !!
Ok, we are going to shut up or else we will lose our job!
Can someone help?

dont like her... like her dress and bracelet thou...

How about she's glowing because she has too little people in her belly. oMG! can you imaginee how weird that must feel?

i meant two... not too. haha

oh my god she is gorgeous!

why are there spots all over her
dress???

She's reinvented herself, but like Madonna I don't think she can shake her kinky past.

SHE LOOKS EVIL TO ME

to Servants of Pregnant Cannes Queen

YOU are a bad fiction writer better go back selling SMARTWATER bwahahahhaha.

For the person asking why are there spots in her dress .. it's raining. Didn't you see her baby daddy Brad Pitt carrying umbrella so she wouldn't get wet that's how Brad the dad LOVES his Great Love Angelina Jolie.

For the person who said he cannot open a movie..hello remember "TOMB RAIDER". it's Jenwhore who cannot open a movie if her life defends on it. Maniston is now a "human toilet" becoz of John Mayer "the Urinator".

i so want to sux the water breaking fluds frum her hot pssy when she gows into labur. i can almost tast it now! my fake tits cant get hard niples enny more but if the cud i wud have perks to angelina the hottest hore ever.

Hot Mumma

`bwahahaha(servants of pregnant cannes queen)yes you are a servant!..sorry for you, you cant even afford to buy dvd and to watch the movie of Angelina.well.. what can i say you are a servant.(LURKER bravo!) I love Angelina and Brad! Sorry Haters!!!:)

looks like haters are jealous that angie is getting all the attention. but im still smiling coz she is absolutely glowing!

this movie will not bomb, i guarantee you that. its already getting rave reviews and hellooo....?? its clint eastwood! his movies are always successful. this movie will get nominated for oscars next yr. mark my words.

She is not a goddess and not a queen but a pregnant woman.
I do not like her "image", it just doesn't feel honest. But AT LAST some REAL smiling pictures of her were made lately. They were joyful to look at, and a million times better than her self adoring vampy silly looks of the past years. So, that was a positif change, hopefully it stays like that now.

to the jizzmoppers or servants:how can anybody be so pathetic to write such stupidity?

you window lickers stop posting shit.

i guess you haters are jealous loosers dreaming of the personification of the perfection:angelina. the sexiest woman ever. married with the sexiest man ever.growing a family and givin a shit for your opinion.

you suck maniston-asskissers.that whore is the most repulsive actress i have ever seen, playing always the same dumb role.fuckface.the pathetic pool story is just a fake for publicity

i don't like her...WHAT THE FUCK is up with that fugly dress?..damn, folks she's neither a goddes nor the queen of cannes! she acts like she's royalty or somthin, who does she think she is? just becuz she adopted poor kids doesnt mean she's the best person on this planet! she boasts too much..i dont like her facial expression, its kinky and evil at the same time! although i HATE her, i wish her the best with her twins..hope they'll be very healthy

oh and umm she's glowing tho..

my grandmother always wears caftan like that.... no need to cover your breast saint angie... we already saw your brain ops sorry, your breast...

love her!!! Stunning as ever...Can't wait to see the twins.

I love her!

hawt hawt

Ughhhhh that dress is hidious!

I think it is beter to wear dress that is loose-fitting and flowing it's omfortable, some of the dresses that I see young pregnant ladies wear make it appear as if the baby is suffocating

Angelina is such a beautiful woman and motherhood just enhances that. She has made her mistakes in life, but she has owned them and moved onward and upward. To all of you haters...get a life...and stop being so jealous of hers. She has a great hubby, great kids and a wonderful career that allow her to give back to everyone. Move on....she has.

ANGELINA IS A WOMEN WHO USED HER KIDS TO LATCH ON TO ANOTHER WOMANS HUSBAND....FUCK HER AND FUCK HER KIDS........BRAD IS A PUSSY..

Laughing!!!! That word should have spelt "COMFORTABLE"

oh and "BETTER' lol
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I was in a hurry, I had to take care of my little Angel.
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Angi is definately glowing, I hope the babies are healthy.

11:12pm - oh geeze!!!!!!

She is so full of her own self-importance. Doesn't she get that humbleness is more appealing?

this woman has 'CHEAP' writen all over her forehead. wear robe to a international ceremony and kissing the director's wife on red carpet.. how cheap can a person get???? trying to kiss clint's ass saint angie????

She looks great one baby is hard in your belly but twins ugh~!~~
Hope they show us again pictures after
Best Wishes

Hidious dress! Looks like it was made from the nasty Motel 6 curtains. Is she channeling Britney with those stains all over it? Come on Angie, stay home and put your feet up. You are going to need your rest with that brood.

Has she released any box office hits? Ever? How is she the Queen of Cannes? Maybe in her own mind. Self-indulgent, stuck-up COW!

I think she looks weird, her head is too big.

she's a whore

Hahaha..we love how to make Bradangelina fanatic maniacs upset. You fools have been served some shits and not knowing and get all mad and furious!

YUP HER FAKE HUMBLENESS
CANNT STAND IT
EVIL

May 21, 2008 10:09 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

uhh....i believe there's a movie called beowulf.

what a loser.

May 21, 2008 10:09 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

uhh....i believe there's a movie called beowulf.

what a loser.

No one is new to this stunt that cunning two faced Angie has been doing to get attention. This is the most hypocrite woman on earth who pimps young children and man to get money and attention for herself. For those who think they are your idols you must smoking something or under Angie Voodoo spell. Brad was being title a sexist man in Hollywood now has become a stupidest man who is a male nanny, following behind a woman, carrying her dress. Brad used to look sharp and smart now he looks all worn out with wrinkles, sagging skin, grey hair and drooped blurry eyes. What an upgrading celebrity status. What kind of man that sees anything from this woman? After all he is cleaning garbage after Billy Bob Thorton.
What kind of live do they give the children? The children were picked up from their birthplace and become a global drifters with no place to call home, no education, no parents. They make it look like they do everything from A-Z but most of the time the nannies to do the work behind closed door. When the media around they pimp the children for pictures to get money. The media also receives money from that to pimp their career. They then give a little money to charity organization to have public's sympathy.
What can they do at this point when their movie have been flopped forever? Who does not know this woman's notorious past? If they have any dignity left, they had better stay home and raise those kids properly. But I guess their skin is too thick they don't feel a thing while the public objects their presence. That is a shame. I guess Angie has no shame or whatsoever.
No one is interested seeing them around unless they clean up their act.