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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz hit up the AXE Instinct Power Of Leather Launch Party, and while it looks like they were dressed appropriately for the event, I can't resist making fun of them!
Pete's wearing almost as much foundation as Ashlee (helloooo, has he heard of blending? There's base in his sideburns!) and Ash looks like a cross between the little mermaid and a dominatrix barbie doll. This isn't necessarily an insult - Ashlee does look super hot (and skinny) here, but this outfit totally looks like something you'd see on the red carpet at the AVN awards. Hey, maybe that's the direction Ashlee's headed? I kid, I kid. Well...










Pete and Ashlee showed off baby Bronx - who's quite a little blondie - at the "A Time For Heroes" Celebrity Carnival benefiting the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation over the weekend.


One of the advantages of being a young parent is that you get to play with all your baby's toys.
Not that there's anything wrong with two young parents having some "adult" time out on the town (specifically at the DJ Hero launch at the Wiltern), but Ashlee looks like she's been up one too many nights with a fussy baby. Maybe Pete should start giving her a hand...




Well, here's the latest celeb pregnancy rumor...












