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That Wacky Ashlee!

Ashlee Simpson ASimpson053108_23_X17.jpg We certainly weren't expecting an explanation from Ashlee Simpson as to why she canceled her summer tour - after all, that's a big load to place on a pregnant starlet's shoulders - but after reading her MySpace explanation, we're certainly glad she spoke up!

According to her latest blog - hilariously titled "The Dog Ate My Tour" - Ashlee's team has supplied her with a few excuses for her lack of follow-through:

"1. jury duty (but you can get out of jury duty once) 2. creative differences (but I'm a solo artist so that didn't make sense) 3. not in the mood/have a headache (wait, that was an excuse for Pete! and it didn't work. See next reason) 4. the baby ...and that's where I drew the line."

Looks like Ashlee's got that famous Simpson sense of humor - let's hope she passes it along to her baby!



LOL!

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Posted by X17online on June 3, 2008 12:21 PM |

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Posted by: Anonymous

fugly ass bitch



Posted by: Anonymous

First she isn't wacky. Second, she is gorgeous. Third, she got married, married, married to the guy before giving birth. Fourth, so what? She cancelled the tour. Seems like a good idea to me.
Fifth, she is very funny. Good for her.



Posted by: Anonymous

omg, that isn't funny, it's retarded. she doesn't have the nuts to say no one was buying her tickets!!!! stupid idiot



Posted by: Anonymous

5) YOU SUCK!

You forgot to mention the most important part of all. A lot of pregnant women go on tour.



Posted by: dom

no talent



Posted by: Anonymous

"Push her down the stairs"
"Push her down the stairs"



Posted by: the real reason

Her new CD is NOT selling and she can't fill even small venues like house of blues. That's why there's no tour.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lies-Lies-Lies. Her tour didn't sell.
She is a big ZERO. The publicity stunt didn't sell her cd. Can't they just be honest. She should quit and never come back after this baby. It would be better.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is ugly, and only going to get uglier as she gets more pregnant. And she's stupid and dumb and not all humorous.



Posted by: Anonymous

Are those Pete's balls hanging from her ears? Because the Simpson family has so obviously de-balled the guy.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's supposed to be funny? wow.
ok. she needs to dye her hair back blond bc that nasty red hair is fugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's supposed to be funny? wow.
ok. she needs to dye her hair back blond bc that nasty red hair is fugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's supposed to be funny? wow.
ok. she needs to dye her hair back blond bc that nasty red hair is fugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

She has a face that could crack mirrors. And a chin that could shatter them.







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