X17 Japan



« Should Angie Be Carrying A Gun? | Main | Pretty In... Purple? »

That Wacky Ashlee!

Ashlee Simpson ASimpson053108_23_X17.jpg We certainly weren't expecting an explanation from Ashlee Simpson as to why she canceled her summer tour - after all, that's a big load to place on a pregnant starlet's shoulders - but after reading her MySpace explanation, we're certainly glad she spoke up!

According to her latest blog - hilariously titled "The Dog Ate My Tour" - Ashlee's team has supplied her with a few excuses for her lack of follow-through:

"1. jury duty (but you can get out of jury duty once) 2. creative differences (but I'm a solo artist so that didn't make sense) 3. not in the mood/have a headache (wait, that was an excuse for Pete! and it didn't work. See next reason) 4. the baby ...and that's where I drew the line."

Looks like Ashlee's got that famous Simpson sense of humor - let's hope she passes it along to her baby!



LOL!

SEE MORE:
  >   Ashlee's Back To Work! On Melrose Place! - Apr 17, 2009
  >   Is She Just Having An Off Day? - Apr 10, 2009
  >   Ashlee Is One Proud Mom - Apr 08, 2009
  >   Ashlee Presents Mowgli's "Adorable Cheeks"! - Apr 08, 2009
  >   Fall Out Girl - Apr 01, 2009

Posted by X17online on June 3, 2008 12:21 PM |

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://x17online.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/11685

COMMENTS
Posted by: Anonymous

fugly ass bitch



Posted by: Anonymous

First she isn't wacky. Second, she is gorgeous. Third, she got married, married, married to the guy before giving birth. Fourth, so what? She cancelled the tour. Seems like a good idea to me.
Fifth, she is very funny. Good for her.



Posted by: Anonymous

omg, that isn't funny, it's retarded. she doesn't have the nuts to say no one was buying her tickets!!!! stupid idiot



Posted by: Anonymous

5) YOU SUCK!

You forgot to mention the most important part of all. A lot of pregnant women go on tour.



Posted by: dom

no talent



Posted by: Anonymous

"Push her down the stairs"
"Push her down the stairs"



Posted by: the real reason

Her new CD is NOT selling and she can't fill even small venues like house of blues. That's why there's no tour.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lies-Lies-Lies. Her tour didn't sell.
She is a big ZERO. The publicity stunt didn't sell her cd. Can't they just be honest. She should quit and never come back after this baby. It would be better.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is ugly, and only going to get uglier as she gets more pregnant. And she's stupid and dumb and not all humorous.



Posted by: Anonymous

Are those Pete's balls hanging from her ears? Because the Simpson family has so obviously de-balled the guy.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's supposed to be funny? wow.
ok. she needs to dye her hair back blond bc that nasty red hair is fugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's supposed to be funny? wow.
ok. she needs to dye her hair back blond bc that nasty red hair is fugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

that's supposed to be funny? wow.
ok. she needs to dye her hair back blond bc that nasty red hair is fugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

She has a face that could crack mirrors. And a chin that could shatter them.







This part is optional!


Note: Your comment will post in 5 minutes. Practice patience and don't double your efforts. Thank you.

X17 Mobile
bikinibecksgal.jpg
Celebrity Street Style
X17 on Twitter!
Sell Your Scoop
Hot Pix
HOT STORIES

Did Justin Dump Jessica?
Well, he hasn't seen her since he got back from Europe! And he's been back for a few days now! Are they dunzo?
Brad Pitt Gets A Lift From X17 Photographers!
After his motorcycle broke down, Brad hitched a ride with two of our guys! And he was a total jerk!
MJ's Funeral To Be Held At Staples Center
The ceremony will take place next Tuesday morning in Los Angeles...
Lindsay Causes Chaos On Her Birthday!
The rehabilitated starlet hit up Nobu and Bardot Wednesday night to celebrate turning 23!
Posh And Becks In Their Underwear!
The hot Brits again strip down for an Armani shoot!
X17 XCLUSIVE - Michael's Family Prepares For His Funeral
Behold the white carriage expected to be used in the pop icon's funeral this week...
Britney & Jason's Matching Makeovers!
He goes blonde while she goes dark in a long wig!
Katherine Jackson Granted Temporary Guardianship Of Grandkids!
Think she should have custody of MJ's kids or their biological mother?
Michael's Prescription Drug Cocktail Might've Proved Lethal
The singer had a history of drug abuse and was battling anorexia at the time of his death!
Are Brit And Jason Engaged?
Online reports the Brit was flashing an engagement ring in these pix ...


Contact us for advertising opportunities!