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Ashton’s Career Sucks, Twitter Keeps Him Going

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Ashton Kutcher hasn't had the greatest luck with his post-That 70's Show career (Spread? The Beautiful Life?) but at least he's nice and busy updating his record 3.8 million followers on his every move via Twitter.

Hollywood Bible Variety’s very own Peter Bart pointed out that despite these recent failures, "his career clearly is not on the endangered list, even though his film and TV show tanked and his restaurant has disappeared." But never fear, those of you who follow aplusk but refuse to buy a ticket to his movies. "Ashton, the brand, however, will be with us for a long time," Bart opines.

Lucky us.



Maybe Mr. Moore should just concentrate on being a house-husband for a while!

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  >   Spread 'Em! - Aug 04, 2009

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Posted by: Anonymous

This guy is a complete dolt. Can't act, can't learn how to act. His M.O. of trying to be the pratfall jokester is long over. Give it up and go back home to take care of grandma Ashton. No one cares anymore and we certainly aren't going to PAY to see one of your crappy films.



Posted by: Anonymous

Who cares what Peter Bart thinks? Not only is he irrelevant, but seems everyone has a personal agenda or some sort of self-serving backroom pr arrangement these days so every commentator should be taken with a grain of salt

AK is a handsome dude with no talent or taste. He manages to be both abrasive and dull. The most interesting thing he ever did was marry Demi Moore (who is also a talentless bore.)

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Posted by: Anonymous

Add some buck teeth and you have Timmy Turner from the live action movie of the Fairly Oddparents!

Booyah!



Posted by: Anonymous

Who's the next fool who'll give this guy dough for another disastrous movie or tv show. LOL.



Posted by: Anonymous

Dude, where's my car?



Posted by: Anonymous

Going down....



Posted by: k

This idiot and his stupid wife are untalented! Don't get me started on the horse-face stepkids. Kabbalah is a silly cult for insecure, inept and boring people. He should have married Madonna -now THAT would have been a better career move.



Posted by: Anonymous

Did anyone see him last month when he subbed for Regis on Regis and Kelly? He acted so stupid and unfunny it was embarrassing. He was acting like a kid with ADD. If he thinks his hyperactivity is entertaining and interesting, he is delusional.



Posted by: Anonymous

Dude, you suckkkkkkk....



Posted by: Anonymous

Demi ruined him. The only thing he had going for him was his looks. Demi turned him into a girl. He always looks like he got dressed in a dark closet by his mother.



Posted by: Anonymous

the obama of acting, propoganda of image over achievements.







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