first

Funny how millionaires can't seem to cope with life. Too bad they aren't broke like everyone else so they could see what it's really like.

second

that bandana does NOT work

http://www.innerdrama.com/gossip/2007/07/16/paris-hiltons-boobs-released-from-captivity/

why so mean!!! witht he bandana thing and age thing.
seriously. be nicer. thats what i like about this site.

This is one couple NOBODY wants to see. I don't know why but it's true. His movies bomb. Her movies bomb.

He needs to dress his age. He's almost 30 for gawd's sake.

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Ashton is handsome. I hope one day he wakes up and realises that he could have anyone he wants instead of this shrivelly old granny. It's like the old witch has a spell over him or something...

Why is she hiding her face?
We know that she is with him.
Also, what's with wearing humongous, bug-eyed sunglasses at night? One sure way to make folks notice it to look like an extraterrestrial refugee!!!!!

Willie Nelson called and he wants his bandanna back.

Willie Nelson called and he wants his bandanna back.

They are pissed because they could not understand a word that Salma said.

He looks so f-ing stupid in that bandanna. And she looks like a Sleestack from Land of the Lost. What a wreck

He looks ridiculous in the bandana. And she looks like a Sleestack from Land of the Lost.

10:36AM

I wouldn't call Demi "granny." She probably looks a hell of a lot better at her age than you do at yours.

But then again, she paid a lot of money to look that way. :=)

"Leave us alone. We just had a Blooming Onion and Demi has to go to the bathroom...."

"Leave us alone. We just had a Blooming Onion and Demi has to go to the bathroom...."

I think that they are just reeling from Salma's stanky breath.

Take your red string bracelet back to Podunk Idaho if you don't want to be photographed.

KELLY ROWLAND COLLAPSES

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!!!

http://www.96fix.com/2007/07/kelly_rowland_collapses.ph

I don't find him attractive. There's just something so superficial about him. And what the hell is it with him and his various head gear???? Grow up already.

Stop posting so many fucking times dumb asses. Read the note don't double your efforts. DUH!!!!!!

Is he balding or had hair plugs installed? Is that why he's been wearing bandannas?

http://www.96fix.com/2007/07/kelly_rowland_collapses.php

KELLY ROWLAND COLLAPSES

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO !!!!!!!

Uuh, Duh????? They are probably annoyed because of the cameras!! Ya think?!?!?

And I think Ashton looks handsome in the bandana.

Ashton is losing his hair.

He's only staying with Demi to have a shot at Tahlulah.

Stop posting so many fucking times dumb asses. Read the note don't double your efforts. DUH!!!!!!

axle rose called and he wants his bandana back

I'm a woman and I'm jealous of Ashton's naturally long, dark eyelashes. I would love to have eyelashes like his.

Ashton and Britney go to the same bandana kiosk in the mall!!

Has it occured to anyone that Demi is pregnant? And you thought that dinner with Selma had nothing to do with it.

i not understand this man he like silver granny pubes?

11:36AM

Maybe he likes women who make sense....?

Ashton and Britney picked up Axl Rose, Willie Nelson and Joan Baez and went bandana shopping at Walmart.

Aw. Poor Ashton and Demi. Annoyed at the cameras...aw...shucks...it really is hard being a millionnare celeb who made millions because of the paparazzi. Do the flashbulbs hurt Demi's cateracts?

I think he looks cute! he can wear anything and look hot! I love demi's shoes!

Ashton could have all that young tight pussy running around hollywood.

This makes NO SENSE.

Maybe he's gay.

Mature women are better in bed.

Mature women are better in bed.

omg why he have a red stuff on his hand its a jewish stuff!!!

omg why he have a red stuff on his hand its a jewish stuff!!!

We are all being Punk'd..he's really sleeping with one of her daughters and she is still with Bruce...bahhh haaa!!!

Neta - he and Demi are kabbalists.

216PM:

All her daughters are FUGLY.

He's probably sleeping with Bruce.

Her daughters look like they were beaten with the ugly stick twice. Considering the size of their heads and their features, maybe Shrek fathered all of them.

seriously, what is with his bandana - is he balding already? He's supposedly quite a bit older than he claims.

Maybe she's bothered because her man is starting to look for a woman his own age..

Demi let this young live his life, and realize that you are in another stage. Dont be so selfish.

I think Demi's sad because she can't give Ashton his baby. As for him being able to have just about any girl he wants...I'd say to Demi's credit, he choose her so she must be perfect for him. And to the above poster "sick of Britney" 10:26, who thinks money=happiness, your childish, shallow and evidently poor in more ways than one.

Nobody says shit about the age spread between Brad hooking up with Angelina who is 12 years younger than him.

I think older woman are sexy as hell. They're so self assured, have interesting things to say and share and aren't embarrassing to be with in PUBLIC like most 25-27 year olds. (ie paris hilton, jessica simpson, britney spears)

Ummm...for those of you teeny boppers who are making comments about Demi's age- shut up. You are probably still not even old enough to drive. 40 is NOTHING these days, most women I know have only gotten more beautiful with age...oh, and my husband is 9 years younger than me...and my pubes aren't grey either...I mean, really, who says that sh*t?
; )

ashton is hot. demi is not(anymore). she is probably hiding her face because it's not plastered on like it is for events and sh*t.

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