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Keys, Please!

What in the world could have convinced Avril Lavigne's entourage to accuse our photographers of stealing her van's keys yesterday in Paris? (Senile dementia, perhaps? They're all older than her and Deryck put together!)



We're just giving Avril's pals a hard time, of course - although we are kinda surprised that she can't find anyone her own age to play with!

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she can't find anyone her age because they know better. she's such a brat. i'm embarassed to say that i used to like her music.

Posted by: Anonymous


BITCH AND STUPID WHORE.IT'S OVER.

Posted by: Anonymous


Why would any photog want to steal her keys? She's not worthy!

Posted by: drama queenie


Avril's pretty!And I like that song "Girlfriend"!

Posted by: PRINCESS


I used to like her, but that song Girlfriend rubbed me the wrong way. I thought the way it sounded was catchy, but the message of stealing another persons boyfriend is just scummy. She makes fun of Britney, but someone who is confident in themselves would not find any need to put anyone else down, no matter how different they are from you, or if you agree with what they are doing. I'm just turned off of her. I liked the first two albums, but she seems like a punk snob to me now.

Posted by: Haris_Pilton


I think that girlfriend is the most stupid trendy song ever......... Avril is an idiot but she is pretty...

Posted by: Anonymous


Who is that guy she's holding hands with? That's NOT her husband, that's for sure.

Posted by: Shashley


aff....
sem graça ela

mil vezes a britney spears

Posted by: JUNNYOR


Send this douchey cunt back to Canada!
Canada SUCKS!!!! I hate those icecube munching moose fuckers!!!

Posted by: Stars 'n' Bars


she looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovers the attention.

Posted by: Anonymous


Avril is just doing what music execs want her to do she allways has and allways will, she has allways been anoying, her sound was never unique, just a lighweight take on a grunge sound that young kiddies could get into and think they are really cool.

Posted by: Anonymous


maybe she heard that X17 stole Lindsay Lohan's digital camera from her car, uploaded the images of her and Vanessa, put the camera back in her car, and sold them to News of the World and subsequent outlets for a massive and illegal profit.

Posted by: JC


I'd like to jam my cock up Avril's ass - she's friggin HOT! I love her milky white skin. I bet she's great in the sack!

Posted by: Snatch Breath


she makes fun of britney but she's just like her, posing half naked in magazines, dancing to crappy pop songs geared towards teens,going blonde. she's totally coping her.

Posted by: Anonymous


She wasn't holding that guys hand--watch the video again, idiot, before you jump to conclusions!

Posted by: Anonymous


TRUE THAT SHE ALWAYS DISSIN THESE YOUNG CELEBS LIKE LINDSAY AND BRITNEY BUT YET SHE IS JUST LIKE THEM WELL NOT REALLY BECAUSE SHE ISNT AS GOOD LOOKING AS THEM SURE SHE IS PRETTY JUST NOT LIKE LOHAN AND SPEARS HER MUSIC WENT DOWN THE DRAIN I USE TO LIKE HER UNTIL SOME DUMB POP SONG CALLED GIRLFRIEND CAME OUT WHICH WAS THE EXACT SAME TYPE OF MUSIC SHE WOULD CLAIM SHE HATES WELL I GUESS YOU BECOME WHAT YOU HATE LOL

Posted by: AVRILS GIRLFRIEND SONG SUCKS


SHE IS OVER!!!IS AN ARTIST FALLED.OVER!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


fuck shes ugly. She has the worst teeth, eh.

Posted by: Anonymous


she is over!!!!!flop flop flop. AVRIL LAVINGNE SUCKS!!!!
W BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


she is over!!!!!flop flop flop. AVRIL LAVINGNE SUCKS!!!!
W BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


avril lavigne vuole copiare britney spears ma se lo puo dimenticare il suo successo... britney gli spacca il culo a quella deficente ora nei video la copia anke fa la sexy come britney ma inutile che fa la sexy xke fa piu skifo ankora solo britney sa fare la sexy usando bene il suo corpo.mi dispiace avril ma 6 solo una fallita la tua carriera e al tramonto invece quella di britney rinascerà.
fuck off stupid bich.
HER CARER IS OVER!!!!!OVER!!!!!
BRITNEY IS THE BEST 4EVER!!!!

Posted by: MIX


In response to shasley's comment. She's not holding hands with him, he hands her a pen so she can sign autographs. I love her, she's awesome.

Posted by: melinda


what a retard

and she totally stole that girlfriend song form ashlee sinpson...

Posted by: fashobitch


go girl you are a wonderful singer just like the others,,,,and please if you don't like the person just don't say nothing especailly that 7:00 am your nothing with avril.

Posted by: mh


woohooo go Avril you rock i love you girl haters are fuck head no life losers haha all i wanna say is "AND HELL YEAH AVRIL LAVIGNE IS THE MOTHER FUCKING PRINCESS" pisses all over every 1 yeah Avril 4 life!!!

Posted by: Avey1






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