Benji Madden's Cry For Help

dear benji,

Just dump Paris and you won't have to kill yourself

Yikes, i find the Madden Brothers really nasty- what is up with the ridiculous hat and shades? It is as if those were surgically implanted.

Whats wrong about that?

benji and Joel are just wannabe thugs, I bet if you pull a gun on them they you pee in their pants

who is really righteous and perfect enough to tell others how to live their life?! I'm not perfect, but why would I (or anyone!) think it's OK to criticize others????

He's just with Paris for the sex and the media exposure. he doesn't LOVE her.

you are right 9:46, and Paris does not LOVE him either

Asparatme hasn't been shown to cause cancer. Cigarettes yes. Diet Coke no.

He would look a whole lot cooler if he lost some weight.

OMG "A diet coke and a cigg". Are you kidding me? You outta pat him of the back if thats the worst thing he does compared to the other idiots in LA. Grow up!

I guess he figures he'd rather be dead than date paris......he's probably feeling dead anyway, can you imagine having to listen to turnip head talking all the time?

He is so not hot. Paris can have him, lumps and all.

X17, I wish you would stop being so damn hypocritical! You're going to berate him for smoking and drinking soda, BUT you're little sweetheart Britney, who smokes like a friggin' chimney and downs soda all day long like water....for her, that's ok? Pick a friggin' side already or get rid of your loser writers for your site.

X17, I wish you would stop being so damn hypocritical! You're going to berate him for smoking and drinking soda, BUT you're little sweetheart Britney, who smokes like a friggin' chimney and downs soda all day long like water....for her, that's ok? Pick a friggin' side already or get rid of your loser writers for your site.

Benji must really miss his ex-fiancee, Sophie Monk. Now SHE was hot.

"What about Paris?" - Paris is probably more lethal and detrimental to him that those cigs and soda. What are you talking about? He's probably got to strap on about 5 condoms in order not to get any of her numerous STDs!! Filthy whore!

I think Paris is way more into drugs than this kid.

Are your readers really that dumb?

Hope benji finally woke up and threw the trash out!!

The Madden Bros. use hats to cover up their bald spots. The sunglasses are a mad attempt to look badass, but in reality they are just humble guys who wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless they are confronted.

Yup.

looks like they tryin 2 b TRAVIS BARKER store in west hlywd. LOSERS

He makes me sick,that's all...

I cant believe Lindsay,she is a very beautiful girl but,the ugly dyke next to
her is ugly.She can find many handsome
guys to hang out with.I used to love her
but she started to suck.

Yah, DUMP PARIS! :D