I bet Nicole hooked her up with her brother in law. It's the only way she was going to get a husband.

Is she wearing her own face on her t-shirt?

I may never eat again, so so very foul she is. I never woulda thought him to be a publicity whore but I am a very confused asswipe, hence my name. go figure. dayum!

HA HA HA HA HA HA bi-babe
you asshole!

Aww, what's the matter Herbie? You mad because you can't have Paris?

No, I'm mad because I can't have her. She looks great as usual!

11:40 yew are a ka-reeeeepy douche arntcha? dayum!

It is all for Pop Fiction people!! I'm tellin ya.

Heard it from me first! haha

her parents are sooo disapointed in her as it is ... but to hang out with him I guess they deserve each other!

she wears some of the ugliest crap! And her hair is killing me. she looks os boy george, and that is not a good thing!

he's fucking ugly and fat.

something is telling me that this is real. Paris told page six that she was going on tour with benji and joel next month.

no one cares, Paris stay in your house and stop trying to get Nicole's life

I think he has a small...

Douche & Doucher

Poor Benji looks so miserable :(

To 11:44

everyone's had Paris

Benji is the skank ass looking fucker of the two.
I want that bi-bade. She's so hot!

She was hangin out with Nicole, and she kept getting skinnier like her sister. A few days with Benji and she already has her thighs back---won't be long til she looks in a mirror and brags "I think my butt's gettin big." Its true love.

PARIS WHITNEY HILTON 17 FEBRUARY 1981
QUEEN OF OUR MORE ETERNAL LOVE
I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
KING OF OUR MORE ETERNAL LOVE
ALWAYS HAVE YOU WITH ME
AND ME
I CONTINO MAURIZIO 17 FEBRUARY 1980
KING OF YOUR ETERNITY LOVE IT
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is there any man that PH hasn't had sex with??? If I were one of these guys i'd be worried about the 900 other guys that have been there before! eck..disgusting!

I like Paris, she's cute and seems sweet. I hope it works out with Benji, that would be cool.

On another note who the fuck is the weirdo that spams every article with hahaha bi babe, like seriously..you have mental issues because you have been making fun of bi-babe for DAYS lol get a fucking LIFE weirdooooooooo

Instead of keeping her lips locked, she should try keeping her legs locked!

THESE TWO ARE SO LIKE NIGHT AND DAY. I DONT GET IT. AND I WOULDNT WANT A FRIEND OF MINE SEEING MY BOYFRIENDS BROTHER. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TALK. ITS INEVITABLE.

NOTE: paris is always wearing flats now...not her usual come f**k me pumps...not that her main squeeze is height challenged.

her "folks must be really proud."

THIS ENTIRE PUSSY-WHIPPED BENJI SCENARIO COULD ALSO BE ANOTHER ASHTON KUTCHER REALITY SHOW PRANK.

ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS "COUPLING FROM HELL" IS REAL SHOULD KEEP THAT IN MIND

MAYBE PARIS IS EVEN "PUNKING" IDIOT BENJI INTO BELIEVING SHE ACTUALLY LIKES HIM JUST FOR THE SHOW

you all know she gets the t-shirts made with herself on them dont you?

There is a turning point in once life at sometime. Who are you to judge. I like Benji with her, she looks more matured compact and focussed now.

They're such a cute couple!

Paris looks good wearing one of her own shirts.She has the best eye for putting outfits together.

Benji is HOT and so is Paris

those aren't flats Paris is wearing heels and Benji looks all manly with his tatts all over

I LOVE HER SO BAD! SHE WAS A RICHEST AND SHE THINK SHE WAS A WHATEVER WHAT SHE WANT! SHE WAS A SNOB! OMG! SHE DATE BENJJ. THAT SO GOOOD I HOPE HE TEACH HER HOW BE A YOUNG WOMEN!

I LOVE HER SO BAD! SHE WAS A RICHEST AND SHE THINK SHE WAS A WHATEVER WHAT SHE WANT! SHE WAS A SNOB! OMG! SHE DATE BENJJ. THAT SO GOOOD I HOPE HE TEACH HER HOW BE A YOUNG WOMEN!

I LOVE HER SO BAD! SHE WAS A RICHEST AND SHE THINK SHE WAS A WHATEVER WHAT SHE WANT! SHE WAS A SNOB! OMG! SHE DATE BENJJ. THAT SO GOOOD I HOPE HE TEACH HER HOW BE A YOUNG WOMEN!

What a desperate whore she wants to be so much like Nicole its emarrasing . She is acting all cut and innocent it will never last bitch wont be able to keep the facade up for ever. Benji please dump ol herpies

How can she be a whore when she has only had one bf at a time starting with Jason Shaw.
So that's maybe five or six actual boyfriends.

Tabloids always tried to link her to different guys but that was just tabloid crap.

Gee, That was interesting...
Maybe it's just after military-service better...

Very romantic that both Nicole and Paris are seeing twin brothers. One big happy family.

Benji has been with lots of women, what do you think successful rockers do when touring?
So if Benji picks Paris to love that's good enough for me. I love her too now.

Nice couple

I have to agree. This seems like a good match and here's hoping it will all work out for their ultimate good.

Grant you just made yourself something to do with it,

Grant you just made yourself something to do with it,