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The Tao Of Brad

BPITT060507_21.jpgBrad, Brad, Brad. You certainly have a way with women - but what kind of way is it? Look below to see if you can find out the one common trait all of Mr. P.'s ex's have in common...Brad Pitt Bradexs060607.jpgWe'll give you a hint: It's not that they're all actresses. Well, they all are, but look how emaciated thin Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston are! And sadly, most of them - Aniston in particular - only got tinier when they were dating Brad. Is this what's in store for Angelina?

Check under the cut for some before and after shots of Ms. Jolie...



BradAngie060607.jpgOn top is her at the Ocean's 13 premiere, and below are pix of her pre-Brad. Just look at her arms and that wholesome, smiling face! There's so much life in it that seems to be gone now.

Let's hope she starts looking the way she used to soon!

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Posted by: Anonymous

Devilina is already there. She's a skeleton compare to these three.



Posted by: holly

FIRST



Posted by: holly

okay, second but still...



Posted by: Nova11

Oh come on....leave her alone. You guys have nothing to write about with Paris behind bars and Lindsey pretending to rehab.....geez!



Posted by: Dr Greed ----> The Net (1995)

FUCK brad and anjelina and jennifer and gwyneth and juliette . FUCK'EM ALL. who gives a FUCK .

FOR GOD'S SAKE GIVE US THE QUEEN BRITNEY!!.



Posted by: Anonymous

Jennifer is not too skinny,she looks fit,and maybe Angelina is losing weight because she's been chasing four kids around...



Posted by: Dr Greed ----> The Net (1995)

FUCK brad and anjelina and jennifer and gwyneth and juliette . FUCK'EM ALL. who gives a FUCK .

FOR GOD'S SAKE GIVE US THE QUEEN BRITNEY!!.



Posted by: Ms KAtie

it's because of all the crazy sex..im sure hes a very sexual person and when brad wants to have sex you don't say no and you don't take food breaks. just like with britney, when shes been having sex her boobs get larger, i'm sure its the samething with brads girls minus the big boobs



Posted by: Anonymous

Angelina is still losing weight b/c of her MOM and four kids and working and the UN stuff.. Damn I would look like that too if I had all that on my plate!Gezzzz, LEAVE THEM ALONE!



Posted by: Tiffany Brija

She looks wonderful in the last pic of herself...but shes beautiful in any way so whatever! stress can make you fat or make you lose weight, it just depends on the person! shes a wonderful person!



Posted by: jaime

they all look ill



Posted by: jaime

they all look ill



Posted by: Brittany

Jen and Gwen are NOT too skinny... they look beautiful. And if they gained even like 5 lbs the media (YOU) would attack them for being too big... geez!



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: CdnHottie

Angie looks great and clearly is quite strong - her arms are thinner and more muscular now because she has 4 little ones to carry around now (okay, not Maddox so much anymore, but 3 for sure). Her face is thinner because that is what happens to women's faces as they hit their 30's (if they don't pack on the pounds of course). Bottom line is that she still looks beautiful, healthy and amazing.

As for not looking so cheery all the time, well guess what, I lost my Dad to cancer a few months ago and I'm not looking like my cheerful self these days either. Picking on her because of it isn't helping the situation.

X17 - you just lost a regular reader/poster. I will not support a site that picks on a woman who has lost a parent to cancer recently!! F-you!



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: DudeManCentral

Thats the way it is, guys (and super hot guys too!!!) like women who are not fat. Get the fuck over it..
If you were able to pick who and when what would you choose?
Someone who looked like Dick Cheney? Or someone who looked like Brad Pitt?



Posted by: L

Uh, they're actresses. They have to be thin to get good roles. No shocker there.



Posted by: Ginger

Actually, they are all blondes...



Posted by: Dr Greed ----> The Net (1995)

DudeManCentral

WE GOT THE FUCKING POINT.



Posted by: Anonymous

I AM SOOOOO HAPPY THAT X17 IS FOCUSING ON THESE TWO, LINDSAY AND OTHER "TALENTS".


I CAN ONLY CROSS MY FINGERS AND HOPE THAT THIS STREAK OF "NON-SHITNEY" POSTS CONTINUES.


PLEASE OH PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE, THAT BRITTERS STOPPED DOING FREE BJ'S TO STAY RELEVANT.



Posted by: Anonymous

x17 does suck because they f-ing pick on people all the time and have to talk bad abut brad you have lost a regular viewer you can not dis the queen or even suggest that brad pitt makes people lose weight you suck you manly track the d listers anyways



Posted by: frenchy girl

ANGY is the most beautiful but she needs to gain some weight...



Posted by: frenchy girl

ANGY is the most beautiful but she needs to gain some weight...



Posted by: Anonymous

Well, I don't like Brad but to be fair Angelina just lost her mom and has 4 kids to look after. That shit is stressful.

A man must have created this topic. What a fool!

p.s. Brad Pitt is extremely overrated! He gets away with a lot because he's a man.



Posted by: Anonymous

I guess adultery and trickery is condoned so long as you adopt three kids from foreign countries. What a calculating,lying, bitch Angelina is. Thin or not, she's a homewrecker at least twice over!



Posted by: Ewwwww!!!

That's a horrible picture of Gwynnie she looks fat and dumpy looking!!



Posted by: Anonymous

isn't it possible to like angelina and still think she looks a bit too thin? (i like jennifer aniston as well! just for different reasons) plus what does losing her mom to cancer even have to do with this post?



Posted by: x17 stop making up SH#T

she is gorgeous inside and out and most of the people in here have more sense than you guys for posting this crap. She's a busy woman with four kids who wouldn't lose weight under those circumstances!



Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex

He obviously had a blonde phase.


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http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.



Posted by: Anonymous

angelina is always beautiful no matter how much she weighs. she is an amazing women. i love her for all she does to make the world a better place.she is smart, talent and stunning!



Posted by: Anonymous

angelina is always beautiful no matter how much she weighs. she is an amazing women. i love her for all she does to make the world a better place.she is smart, talent and stunning!



Posted by: Anonymous

God you guys are all just trying your best to find faults when I know you all have SO many more than these people. I can ONLY imagine what the pics of all of you would look like as you go on with your daily routines and paps are snapping every move. This is just stupid crapnews.



Posted by: They are hot

WHAT!? I agree, Juliette Lewis is on the thin side... but Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston are far from emaciated... who wrote this? A 600lb. woman trapped in her basement?



Posted by: Shelly

I don't think it has anything to do with Brad per se. What I do believe is that when someone is with Brad they may feel like they HAVE to look good. Brad is considered to be one of the sexiest men alive by SOME, so most would expect the woman on his arm to be just as 'hot' as he supposedly is. I personally don't think Jennifer was on the same level as Brad in the first place skinny or whatever... Anyway, I don't think he places any requirements on them.They just want to be thin and fit some Hollywood stereotype and Brad isn't even into that it seems. Jennifer just really has self-esteem issues. She got thin and Brad still left her..so obviously it wasn't about wanting someone thin...It's easy to see why Brad left her IMO. Gwen is not too thin IMO. And yes, Angelina has a lot on her plate--mother passing (I can't imagine)and also dealing with her mothers illness prior to the death..I'm sure that took a toll on her and the kids. Give her a break!



Posted by: Banzai

Are you serious? emaciated? do you know the meaning of the word? cause non of these girls look emaciated. Nicole Ritchie, Kiera K. and Kate Bosworth look emaciated these girls look anything but. Give me a bloody break!



Posted by: Dr Greed ----> The Net (1995)

like Angy is the best one



Posted by: AJ

I agree with CdnHottie, F-you X17. Plus posting pics of Lindsey in Rehab is beyond low. Get some taste! You are worst then Donald Trump.



Posted by: AJ

I agree with CdnHottie, F-you X17. Plus posting pics of Lindsey in Rehab is beyond low. Get some taste! You are worst then Donald Trump.



Posted by: Anon-ee-moos

She lost her mom and she misses her. What do you expect? For her to gain weight???



Posted by: Anonymous

you forgot robin givens..morons.



Posted by: FASHION POLICE

WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!! IS HE WEARING ANGELINA'S SUNGLASSES!? TORTOISESHELL IS STRICTLY CHICKLY. MEN--GAY OR STRAIGHT SHOULD NOT WEAR TORTOISESHELL, IT JUST LOOKS RIDICULOUS!!



Posted by: sstar

i think that all of them aren't ugly-thin or under pressure-thin. i mean, angie has 4 kids to take care of! and they look quite healthy compared to the really skinny ones like nicole! brad doesn't have anything to do with them.



Posted by: Luli

F... B... Angelina Who you think likes you a moron Like Brad no even him see ... Be real he is gonna leave you sonn Devil Angelina.



Posted by: Luli

F... B... Angelina Who you think likes you a moron Like Brad no even him see ... Be real he is gonna leave you soon Devil Angelina.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ever think maybe her "skinny-ness" is due to the fact she just lost her mother and best friend?? Depression can make people not eat - YOU are not helping!



Posted by: Anonymous

Ever think maybe her "skinny-ness" is due to the fact she shoots heroin into her veins?? Heroin can make people not eat!



Posted by: **************

I think Angelina needs to stop starving herself and take care of her health. She just lost her mother and I feel really sorry for that, but life goes on - she has 4 little kids to look after and they need their Mom to be healthy and strong! What's gonna happen to them if she starves herself to death?



Posted by: Anonymous

Where is Juliette Lewis now?



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow, she already has a tattoo for Pax?! Where she has her childrens' birthplace coordinates, there are now 4 of them. I wonder if she realizes she will start running out of room! haha.



Posted by: Jenza

angie used to collect knives and cut herself- why would brad pitt go for a nut case like her???



Posted by: truthbesaid

I lost my dad a few years ago and I lost 15 lbs , took 2 years for me to gain the weight back and then I again lost someone very dear to me and again I lost more that 10 lbs. I've gain about 5lbs now (8 months later) but it haunts you , you know loosing that kinda of love. So I don't expect her to gain weight drastically yet, may be in time , maybe when Brad gave her another child. Deep grief takes a lot of time to deal. But whatever it is Angie is the most beautiful star around IMO.



Posted by: No FATSO'S!

Good for him, make your women stay THIN...There's nothing worse than a FAT CHICK!



Posted by: Anonymous

This MUST be a joke. I do believe that Gwyn, in this photo, has cellulite on her thighs. Is that "emaciated" to you? I think all three women look normal. Now, Angelina...is another story. But SHE'S the one that wanted like a million kids in three years. They keep you running, even if you have nannies and all that. She's an actress and looks like all the other WORKING actresses. Let's not get our panties in a bunch here just because someone's wife looks svelte. If she stayed home and watched soaps and ate cake frosting out of the can...that would be something to worry about.



Posted by: Anonymous

FAT CHICKS RULE !



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow - Did anyone notice that there's a difference between being a teenager and being a mother of four? She's just getting old and wise and it has a way of taking the stars out of your eyes. Angelina is not going to be gorgeous forever, but she takes care of her health and so she will probably live a long, healthy life -- all the way to being an old, ugly, healthy Grannie.
Deal with it.



Posted by: Anonymous

i see one thing he has upgraded each time.....



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah. And I still remember him in Thelma and Louise, and Legends of the Fall. He looked a lot better too - but is that Gwynneth or Jennifer or Angelina's fault? He got old too. I hate that when that happens.



Posted by: tunder

She is only skinny bec. she works a lot, has 4 kids and she recently lost her mother. she's a wonderful person, leave her alone



Posted by: Anonymous

I think that in some pictures she looks a bit fuller because of roles she had. To film Tomb raider she had to work out. she does her stunts herself....
besides they have been real busy, maybe she doesnt always take the time to eat



Posted by: Anonymous

uuummm, the pics you chose of a "skinny" Gwyneth and Aniston are not very good choices... look at how huge their legs are compared to Juliette!



Posted by: kay

I weigh about 7 pounds more now (I'm 32, so about Angelina's age) than I did when I was 20, and yet my face is much more drawn and thin than it was then. That's what happens when you age, and NO plastic surgery can fix that!! No one ever thinks that: 1) she shot a film in India, where it is boiling hot (do you feel like eating a cheeseburger when it's hot?) and 2) her mother just died (I'm not even going to elaborate there). All the haters...jealous much?? (I love to hear the comments like "I never thought she was that hot..." LOOK at her!!



Posted by: Anonymous

GWENYTH ACTUALLY LOOKS BIG



Posted by: Anonymous

yeah, it's called Brad likes his gals to be HOT. there is no such thing as a fat hot chick.



Posted by: Anonymous

she's already gotten really skinny. like i was even thinking that. he falls for them when they are a little fuller frame and healthy looking and then as they date him they get nasty skinny and then he falls outta love with him...I think he's hanging around angie still cuz A. mother of his child and B. she's angie...sexual chemistry...if they hadnt had the kid they prob. woulda slept together for a while and then she woulda moved on...she should be with a girl (me) lol :P not brad...he's too...bleh



Posted by: Anonymous

Angelina looks very happy now!!!!!!!!!!!she's #1



Posted by: Dieter

It´s well known that Bradley wants his women to take it up the pooper (Jennifer did that, but was always complaining about at Courteney and David Arquette - that is the reason for buzz in case you didn´t know) - and so Angelina wants to have her pooper clean in case Bradley wants to do her. YES.



Posted by: Anonymous

I was surprised to see Angie in a dress recently that wasn't black.(which is supposed to make one appear skinnier)I wished she'd smile more; Brad's previous ladies seemed devoid of many smiles while dating/married to him. Any one notice Brad looks heavier than usual?



Posted by: Anonymous

lay off angelina... how would u feel if your mother just died? does anyone even consider that before they make ignorant judgements?



Posted by: Anonymous

lay off angelina... how would u feel if your mother just died? does anyone even consider that before they make ignorant judgements?



Posted by: Anonymous

Are you fucking blind? Angelina already is a fucking stick



Posted by: bob

Amen to Anonymous. Angelina is exonerated for trickey, adultery, flagrant lying because of work that many wonderful souls all around the world have been doing w/o recognition. If she cares THAT much why does she not donate 90% of her wealth or more and live a moderate life like the rest of the USA? Still see her carrying LV bags, wearing Tom Ford sunglasses and generally jetting all over the place. Ridiculous. Mother Teresa she is NOT and why deify her in this life??? And I HATE that fake, pseudo aristocratic way she speaks. She's not English and, as far as I know never received ANY post-secondary education. TAKER HER AWAY!!!







Posted by: Anonymous

JEN IS THE CHEAPEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. HATE HER.







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