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LMAO...He looks like a gorilla in the zoo loking for crumbs of food!
Wow. To be super rich and lazy = Brandon.
His parents should have given him SOMETHING to be responsible for other than his daily drugs. SAD waste of life.
NASTY!! He looks terrible, and he gives Lindsey Lohan sh*t...paallleeaasee
He blends right in with all those old guys...he needs a life! Fucking ugly, fat pig!!
ewww!!!!!
and why do girls like him...
he looks like a fat elvis!!!
Why is he trying to lick himself for? Two words "Weight Watchers"
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He's actually very handsome..just a little chubby. What is he famous for?
Oh for fuxsake, he has some extra pounds on him.... at least he is the ""realist"" person in this Hollywood group, the rest are anorexic lookin bitches. I wonder how he got in w/the "perfect body" crowd. He looks more like a real person then any of the rest of them.
out of shape, spoiled brat. looks like he is swollen from too much alcohol and prescription pills. his parents must be ashamed of the unmotivated slug they raised
And to think...BRITNEY SPEARS DID THIS LOSER IN THE BATHROOM! I think they would make a great couple! Both FUGLY and both look like they stink!
Lol. I love the first pic...Greasy Bear loving on his moobs.
i just puked a little bit and i feel like i'm going to die within 48 hours.
NASTY!! He looks terrible, and he gives Lindsey Lohan sh*t...paallleeaasee
Who even takes time to capture such despicable absolutely uncalled for wasteful images of this lard ass heina. I am sure the photogs can find something better to photograph instead of this perverted sasquash
Someone has not fallen prey to the anorexic lifestyle of the young, rich, and famous....
Obviously, he has to lick his own manboobs because nobody would dare touch him with a 10 foot pole. Too bad all his money can't buy him an entire body transplant becuase thats exactly what he needs; hes so gross, discussting, yuk , greasy oily sasquash heina
EWWWWWWWWWW what a fat ugly shit i mean he said all that shit about lindsay she aint no virgin but hes a fuckin pig
dont worry he feels bad enough. he knows everytime he looks in the mirror he hasn't accomplished anything in his life.
here tubby, tubby...
having a firecrotch >>> being a obese loser
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"HEY!heyyyyyy! look at me! Over here! I want attention! TAke a picture! Yesss....X-17 here I come!"
He has room ( literally) to be talking about Lindsey Lohan....
This dude must be the biggest (and I mean BIGGEST) waste of space on this planet. Possibly more of a waste of space than Britney. He should be forcibly prevented from ever producing children of his own and prevented from polluting this planet with the family gene.
Nice...Real Nice.....How proud his parents must be. Isn't amazing what you can do with a big wad of money....or not do in his case????
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good thing he has money ... that is all he has going for him. if it weren't for his daddy's money, no one would have anything to do with him.
Daddy has a billion and Brandon has a bullet with his name on it
I'm sorry, is there any poor soul out there that believes this slouchy, fat piece of shit deserves to take his next breath? What a disgusting pig! Pigman, pigman, pigman!
BRANDON DAVIS NEEDS SOME DARK TANNING LOTION, HE LOOKS PREGNANT AND HE SHOULD GET LIPOSUCTION TO GET ALL THAT YUCKY BLUBBER FAT OUT OF HIS WHALE STOMACH LOL
She may be "fire crotch" but at least she can still see it, what a fat stupid slob.
This guy needs help. Every time he is at a celebrity event he sweats like a pig!!
He reminds me of the fat drunk I sat next to on new years eve....but he wasn't famous so no one cared about him!
We've all met scum like this before. He just happens to be rich scum, which makes him just a little more desirable than your everday pork belly slob. If he had no money he could have a career as a titty flab model.
He looks life the guy I blew off beggin for money on the street yesterday! I can't believe this pig has money & people "like" him! I swear I saw him begging for money!!! Was he in Vegas New Years Eve!?!?!?!?
Somebody needs to hit the gym!!
yeah definitely, look at his belly its so disguting!!!
And hes was tryin to lick himself?!!!Wht a fat nasty pig!!!
Somebody needs to hit the gym!!
yeah definitely, look at his belly its so disguting!!!
And hes was tryin to lick himself?!!!Wht a fat nasty pig!!!
who is this guy and why do we keep seeing pics of him? why does he get to hang with all the celebs? he doesn't look all that special!
Aw, he's cute and cuddly. I'll do him.
Maybe he needs to loose a few pounds but I think he is a very handsome man.
And since he once dated Hohan, he should know what he was talking about when he called her firecrotch,lol.
Hahahahahahahahahahah...gasp for air...Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Now that's Hot!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
To the chick (I hope) that would "do him" What....do YOU weigh 300 lbs or what!!!!
WHY IS THIS GUY FAMOUS?!?!?! ALL HE DOES IS BLOW AND AS YOU CAN TELL NOT ENOUGH OF IT CAUSE HE'S A FAT-ASS!!
I wonder if someone from Greenpeace tried to return him to the ocean.
here's a tip: When ur first attempt to make an idiot out of urself flops, hence the firecrotch era....just Lick ur moobs in public...at a beach preferably...that will work like a charm. I loved the greenpeace comment...but he'd be a treat to the wildlife...id keep him on shore...in a cage.
wow! i was there. he was staying at the four seasons. he was even on my plane.. what a looser! paris came for one night and left after sitting at a table with the guy who made their sex tape public awkward, much? veryy. brandon wore the like same clothes everday.
Ugh...he trashes everyone ONLY because he has money...but he's NO prize. Any girl with HALF a brain would NEVER go for that! Hence why Lohan, Spears, and Hilton all gravitate to him....
I wonder if he left a ring when he climbed out of the water or just a slick?
he looks like that fat loser joe from that fox reality show haha GRRROSS I SO hope Paris ditches this gross dude.. ugh.. Yuck..
He is soooo grossssss.... what does he do? And why does he hang out with Paris.
Scum of the earth. It's so very appropriate that he be acquainted with Paris Hilton.
FAT UGLY ASSHOLE!!!HE IS DISGUSTING, I PITTY HIM!!!IF HE WASNT RICH HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET LAID IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE!!!Who would lay down with this piece of sh*t?
That is one ugly.. well, I was going to say 'man' but I am not so sure he qualifies. X-17, I hope it didn't cost you too much to replace the camera that I am sure broke while taking photos of this nasty.. thing!! YUCK!
NASTY!!! He has no room to talk trash about other celebrity's.
What is WRONG with you people?
At the end of the day, Brandon Davis will still be rich and you all will still be poor.
When Brandon decides to lose weight, he can afford personal trainers, just like Jack Osbourne.
Brandon Davis will be alright.
Look to your OWN lives, many of you will have more to worry about than losing a few pounds as the years move along.
thats what sylvester stallone will look like in 20 years! lol! shiny, fat, will a hint of a shit smell!
Since he just got out of Rehab, he probably replaced drugs with food. It happens and it can be fixed.
He just needs to increase his physical activity a bit and switch to a high protein diet. Carbohydrates are poison for a man with Brandon's body structure.
He will be ok, it just takes a little care and planning.
I've been reading these posts and what I've gathered is that a person should be shot in the head once for every pound they gain if they are a celebrity...and apparantly, only they matter. I don't have any idea who this fellow is but extra pounds do not equal failure unless you are a runway model in New York. I'm sure with very little effort one can find tons of people (oops) plenty of people who have achieved immense celebrity being overweight. Even a few have been morbidly obese and still are at the top of their game. Weight has no bearing on talent. Sadly, however, it has much to do with marketabilty but that says more about the shallowness of the audience rather than the depth of the celebrity abilities. Yes, I am overweight but as far from a celebrity as one can get. It just seems to me that if successful life in general is needed to be run only by and for the "beautiful people" then we'd be better off as people to be zapped by a meteor 1 mile in diameter, for the result would certainly be no great loss.
He looks like a poor man's Elvis (just b4 he died ODing).
A smelly version.
Brandon was bloated for a while now, he didn't look like that when he was dating Mischa (he was somewhat attractive even).
I think that whole circle of friends he's with should just seperate if they want any chance of sobriety.
OK, this is a fat man. Like many other FAT Americans because he can't stop eating lots of junk food or stop drinking. Did any of you fat Americans look around you when you were shopping at the mall last month??? Or look at your own reflection in the the store windows??? Just one of many VERY FAT AMERICANS.
BRANDON is a cool muthafuckka. HE might not be that attractive to most & has a GUT, but HEY! dude has all the CELEBRITY chicks on his nuts!
This ugly fat dude banged Paris, Britney, Mischa Barton, and Lindsay..even though he nicknamed her firecrotch. Fatso, what is your secret?
I actually want to fuck this guy. He'd have the HUGEST cock. And he'd be so rough *drools*
he looks just like his brother... except before he was the 'thin' one. NOT ANYMORE!! What a freakin' loser... all that money and he can't afford a personal trainer let alone a gym membership? He'll have a coronary and be dead in a year at this rate. Have another POUND of bacon!!
weight aside... this guy is a plain old asshole. saying someone is poor and pathetic because they are worth 7 million and, I quote," and that is really really poor."
All the money in the world won't fix this pathetic tub of lard!! Wealthy people with issues like Brandon Davis usually end up committing suicide or OD-ing at an early age because money just won't make it better anymore and people just get fed up and won't have anything to do with them. Karma is a bitch and he's got a shitload coming his way...
I feel sick for finding him so appealing :( Like, he could actually fuck me if he wanted to...does that mean I'm easy?
this is what happens when you give up the coke-head lifestyle...it totally looks like someone sobered up.
ok he may be famous, but thats no excuse for the licking. Ew. Hes got some of the best resources around, being in LA and all, why can he just go hit a gym, or hell get lipo. Even Id have to condone drastic plastic surgery at this point.
wat a fag!! his nipples look defoormed, as well! they look like giant pimples, ready to pop!! lol!
CUT THE GUY A BREAK MAN. IT WAS A DRUNKEN NIGHT, WITH WHORES, LIQUOR AND DRUGS...I HEARD HE IS A NICE GUY SOMETIMES....LOL
OMG...is the guy lying down in the 4th pic havin' an erection??? lmao
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