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Brandon Davis, Master of Reverse Psychology

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BDAVIS010207_07.jpgFirst we catch Brandon Davis copping a self-feel, and now we catch him cracking wise about the size of his package - and he still manages to pull a pretty cute chick while on vacation in Hawaii? I guess it goes to show you - women love a man with a sense of humor (and a couple billion in the bank)!



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Maybe Brandon should change his name to something like "My penis is really small" - with his luck, he'd wind up in a foursome with all three Jessicas!

SEE MORE:
  >   Brandon's Got a Boo-Boo - Aug 15, 2007
  >   "I Don't Need To See That!" - Aug 13, 2007
  >   While You Were Sleeping - Jan 31, 2007
  >   Brandon Davis Has a Good Time With Himself in Hawaii - Jan 02, 2007

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Yeah Brandon. And your wit is huge in a room full of retards.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Posted by: crabbie


Im telling you this guy is just their dealer!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


If that woman is YOUR definition of "cute chick" well .... there's hope for my Great Dane. Brandon Davis doesn't EVEN look like Elvis, by the way, so stop calling him Fat Elvis. Just call him FAT. And GREASY. Worthless, too. Skimming the fat of Granddaddy's hard

Posted by: KANDYKANE


Hahaha, Brandon has a great sense of offbeat humor.

And he is indeed handsome, just like Elvis Presley.
Brandon just needs to lay off the peanutbutter/banana sandwiches.
But yes, chicks dig him. I certainly do.

Posted by: Anonymous


what will he do when I chop off his tits and feed em to him?

Posted by: King Ramses of Coque


Why is this guy even in the news? Someone would have to -pay- me

How can they even capture his fugly ass in a photo anyway?

I'm almost sure that the refelection off of his greasy forehead would definantly break the camera.

Posted by: Danz


He needs to go put it in perez, they would look so good together

Posted by: Heather


Good for him! Nice to see Brandon doing well. Believe it or not he can actually be a pretty decent dude at times.

Posted by: Anonymous


If that woman is YOUR definition of "cute chick" well .... there's hope for my Great Dane. Brandon Davis doesn't EVEN look like Elvis, by the way, so stop calling him Fat Elvis. Just call him FAT. And GREASY. Worthless, too. Skimming the fat of Granddaddy's hard earned labor, sweat and tears!!!! no doubt.

Posted by: KANDYKANE


"...and my face is oily in America"

Posted by: Anonymous


He needs a damn haircut. Helmet head

Posted by: Anonymous


So you B read these things....
Perez where's all the pictures of Greaseball from your blog...?Paris have anything to do with it...????

Posted by: Anonymous


Why do you guys even bother taking pictures of him. Why give him the satisfaction. He is nobody and sooo grose. Can he get any fatter!
LOL - He is sooo their dealer, totally!!! That is hysterical!

Posted by: Anonymous


YES HE IS THEIR DEALER.

HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME.

TRYING TO "WORK" OFF HIS GAMBLING DEBTS.

BOY'S GOT THE GOOD COKE - THEREFORE THE DESPERATE COKEHEADS.

Posted by: NARC


Brandon YOU suck. I use to think you were goodlooking, back in the days you were with Mischa. But now you are just an overweight, sweaty, smelly pill-popping, coke-sniffing sadass.
Won't be surprised to read soon that you've overdosed.
My god your parents must be ashamed of you.

Posted by: Brandon Davis is a beach whale


He is pretty nasty!

Posted by: Anonymous


i bet his wiener is small in japan too. all the money in the world couldnt make this fool look attractive. he is disgusting.

Posted by: Anonymous


Brenden, you better shape up you might end up in Buffalo Creek, trailer park. It looks like, Tory Spelling, Whitney Huston, and are on their way there now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB9vm_S6yH0

Posted by: YellowTeeth


he is not fat, hes just not skinny. thats really rude.

Dude, im sure YOUR not perfect either!! probably all fat yourself so shutup.
So damn rude ay, you dont hav 2 be stick thin to be hot. Yuck.
i think he IS good looking, not fat at all. i dont giv a damn who he is, who really cares anyway?

GET A LIFE

Posted by: ummm_TEAM_JUVENILLE


korean,chin too

Posted by: nidashi


Hey Grease Azz, your dick maybe huge in japan but IT NEEDS TO WORK. Forget women, you should be banging that dog on your t-shirt

Posted by: firecrotch


Her name is molly. shes from la

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