Battle Of The Cuties

Britney is looking good!
Keep up the good work!

She looks absolutely GORGEOUS!!!! Props to ya gurl!!

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so sstinking dead shit.
F...u All u Stupid F... !

My soul , my inner light , that fragile , innocent child in me.
So Precious.
Worth to care for , worth to live for.
Love :)

She is gorgeous. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like BillionaireCupid.com or something. But don't know if it is her.

she looks like a natural beauty

I like my swords.

Shes abck OMG she took a picture with her hair combed and a dress on! Wow, she's back! No ciggs in hand, no shaved coochie showing, wow.

I'm Impressed. im a slight britney fan
let's just see how this year comes beafor i comment again :)

I must say-something is quite off about hat pic. AIRBRUSH!!! She looks nothing like the pics the paps capture of her in REAL life.

Are you sure that hasn't been retouched?

Astral Life?
Such a waist of light.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Are you sure that hasn't been retouched?

Neil is a stud .

Is it just me or is one of her eyes looking up and the other looking straight??? Can you say MEDS!!!!!

Neil Patrick Harris is not hot. He looks like a bleach blond Skreetch. As for Brit Brit, it's way past time to loose the hairweaves. We've been looking at that rat's nest for a year and a half. Give us a break!

X17, can you breath with your noses lodged that far into her asshole???? All the shit fumes are making you crazy. Pull out man, just pull out!!!

brit looks gorgeous!

The Britney we all know and LOVE so much is BACK. She looks absolutely beautiful! Blackout was amazing, and you can't deny that. Her next CD will be GREAT.

she looks amazing!!!!!!i lover her!

LMFAOOOOO She hasn't been that thin for 6 years! wtf Did they use Mischa Barton's arms?

Britney looks gorgeous!!!

Compare this to her candids and it's not even the same person. Sorry Britney you look nothing like that in real life, and that is coming from a fan.

hillary should win the dnc nomination , please donate to her campaign

This just goes to PROVE what A PROFESSIONAL HAIR AND MAKE UP person can do for her!!! She looks VERY YOUTHFUL instead of like the photos posted in the "2 men" topic.

"she looks like a natural beauty"

It takes a team of many, many people to get her to look decent. Left on her own......well, we see the pics pretty much every day. She always looks like hell.

"The Britney we all know and LOVE so much is BACK. She looks absolutely beautiful! Blackout was amazing, and you can't deny that. Her next CD will be GREAT."

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

Stop it, Britard, you're killing me! "She's back, she's back!" Back away from the meth pipe, Britard!

i love britney spears is the best

OMG SHE LOOK LIKE PRINCESS IN THIS PIC !!!
LOVE YOU BRITNEY !!!!!!!!!!!

She's completely fake when she doesn't have the guts to have her picture taken as she really is. Sorry but her arms are 6 times the size of that. Her face is much chubbier than that and her neck is about 10 times bigger than that.

Britney looks amazing in this picture! Props!

Britney looks amazing in this picture! Props!

Britney looks amazing in this picture! Props!

I'm not understanding why everyone is giving HER props...the ones to give props to are the HAIR, MAKEUP AND WARDROBE people! It's not like Britney put any of this look together herself. I mean come on, ANYONE can look good if you have professionals doing it all for you!

Professionally done or not, it's still Britney Spears. Not many celebs can look great without their teams of professionals. Regardless she looks great!

The style team did a great job bringing out her beauty. Yes, she looks a mess in her daily life, but don't we all. Haters and britards alike don't get polished up to go to the gym so why bash her for it? Even the most beautiful/handsome people in the world can look like a big ol' hot mess. Jeezzzzzzzzzz

how can she be a "natural beauty" 2.37?
she isn't even a natural blond and the pic has been airbrushed to hell. There is nothing natural about Britney.

Shitney looks like a fat hooker.

Shitney looks fake as hell.

3:17 You're another one that thinks she should look like she's at a beauty pageant when she's only going to Bally's for a workout.

3:22. you're talking shit and stretching the truth for miles here.

IT'S BRITNEY BITCH! \O/

OK X-17, you stated the photo credits.

But who gets the PHOTOSHOP credits? This picture has been airbrushed so heavily that I won't even waste time pointing out all the unrealistic details. Why do they bother - do they think people are blind? There are plenty of pics even on this blog to compare with.

Bloated face, huge nose, swollen eyelids, prodtruding belly, fat stumpy upper arms - that is how she really looks. This is NOT comparing real life with a polished up appearance courtesy of the stylist team. This is comparing bloated fugly unattractiveness with the miracles of fantasy.

It's still her and you know she looks goods 3:29.

Shitney looks UGLY.

Poor Cal, typing his fingers off in an attempt to down play how good Britney looks in the picture. Some of you will go to any length to try and smear Britney Spears no matter what.

3:22 (the first one)

You are totally right. Not even her hands look thin like that. She has unattractive meaty hands with stumpy fingers.

And as for her face - everyone should just check X17's own Hot Topix column on the right side - Nr. 1, 3 and 4 are Fatney stories and you can see right there how she really looks.

Shitney looks like a homeless person that crawled back out of her hole.

Watch her upcoming appearance on HIMYM then you'll know if it's a photo shopped picture. Oh but wait, some of you will probably even claim they photo shopped her taped television appearance on HIMYM too.

I do not like Britney, but even I must admit how dan goods she looks in the picture. Lately outside of Bally pictures, Britney has started looking alot nicer.

This photo has been retouched. We see pics of her every day with her big gut hanging out and she doesn't even come close to looking this good.

No, they don't doctor the taped television appearance on HIMYM. That's why the last time she looked like a pregnant elephant. Everybody was laughing at her.

It is the main reason why people will watch it this time again. She is what makes the show hilariously funny. Her appearance is a joke, and to see these unrealistic fantasy pics makes it even more funny. When you look normal, you don't need to be airbrushed from here to eternity.

Anybody who thinks this fat heffer looks "amazing" is deluding themselves just like Frogney is deluding herself that there will be a "comeback".

I guess all the trollers have left the office now so they can go feed their fat faces at the local all-you-can-eat-buffet or should I say the local pig trough.

It's Britney! oink! bitch! oink!

HEY GUYS IT IS THE DRESS THAT LOOKS GOOD, NOT BRITNEY..

She looks great
wow i love u britney

They say the taping was done very quickly.

25 minutes for the three sentences Miss Porky gets to say.

16 hours for the heavy make-up that makes her at least somewhat presentable.

72 hours of photoshopping of the above picture.

Weeks and weeks of delusional Britardney fans remarks how "amazing" she looked.

50 years of conservatorship for the incompetent retarded messy slut.

Congratulation Britney!You ae looking better day after day!And also stronger!Go on and you will get back your children, you deserv it more than any woman in this world!You are working so hard to get them back, this is a real proove of love!One day hey will know how much your mother suffered bec of their father loser who only wanted your monney, don't worry!

Hey, check her beefy upper body and bloated face under 'Brit's Pool party' on the top of this page (right) That is how the fat heffer really looks.

She is so fat that many people have been commenting on her 'pregnancy'.

NOBODY IN THIS WORLD LOOKS GOOD IN CANDID OR PAPPARAZZI SHOTS.
SHE'S A TRUE BEAUTY. THE FEATURES AND BONE STRUCTURE IS THERE. SHE EVEN LOOKED BEAUTIFUL WHEN SHE SHAVED HER HEAD.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK BRIT!
MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR TWO LITTLE BOYS.

Real 'proove' of love?
... your 'monney'?

Drugney, is that you?

Do you want to call Britney Spears? Then simply call (310)651-8036! We found her phone number! Take the chance and call before she change it!

Shitney looks like a fat ugly slut alien from outerspace.

ANDY :I GUESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF

Stephanie, you fat fuck,

there is plenty of proof even on this blog that people do look beautiful even in paparazzi shots. Provided that they are not fat, unwashed, bloated and totally messed up. Like your beloved Porky Spears.

THE FIRTS 4:25

REALLYY? I GOT A ROCKET IN MY POCKET

4:24 pm

"May God bless you and your two little boys" -

The two little boys will surely need a God's blessing. They will also need quite a lot of miracles to stay normal with a mother like that.

They would have much better chances in life if this stupid skanky media whore and drug addict had been removed from their lives.

4:34
YOU GOT IT DUDE

I'm a longtime hater and I never thought she could look this close to her former self again. She looks good. HOWEVER, this doesn't 'mean' anything other than the fact that a high-priced TEAM working for hours (no doubt)was able to make her look decent.

Shitney looks like a fat elephant hippo.

You are right 4:31. Also, celebrities do not have to look beautiful in their everyday lives. They just need to look normal. Why can't she even look normal? I'll tell you why. Because she is an incompetent animal, not capable of taking care of herself. How many days (weeks?) has she been going to the gym now? It's the biggest joke ever.

If you are going to the gym that much and really working out, then the results should have been visible by now and no photoshopping would have been needed. The excuses that her fans keep making for her are lame and even the fact that they feel you have to make them actually tells all.

Britney looks darn nice in the photo. There have been several photo's lately where Britney was dressed up and she looked good in those pictures too.

She's still a cow EXCEPT she's now wearing something (thanks to a sylist) that hides her bulges. That's what she should do all the time instead of wearing inappropriate teenie bop clothes that are 2 sizes too small.

dear VI
YOU'D BETTER THINK ABOUT YOUR HUGE ASS FIRSTLY LET ALONE BRIT'S

hey say the taping was done very quickly.

25 minutes for the three sentences Miss Porky gets to say.

16 hours for the heavy make-up that makes her at least somewhat presentable.

72 hours of photoshopping of the above picture.

Weeks and weeks of delusional Britardney fans remarks how "amazing" she looked.

50 years of conservatorship for the incompetent retarded messy slut.

4:41 Good one!

4:37 Britney has only been working out at the gym for just over a month. It takes 60-90 days for real results to show for someone like Britney. I'm sure they have started her out on a low intensity workout to prevent any injuries.

Shitney doenst know how to get her makeup on because shitney only knows how to act like an attention whore out in the streets everysingle day.

4:38@2 A cow? Sorry Joker, but clothing does not make someone look as good as she appears in the picture.

4:41 - the first one

So you admit that Shitney has a huge fat ass, ha ha haha haha

Little haters pecking, scratch and typing their little fingers off in an attempt to down play how good Britney looks in the photo. LOL
It's only gonna get worse for you haters too.

Shitney looks like a pile of dog shit.

No true, 4:43 (2nd)

If combined with a proper diet, the first results are visible within 10 days or even just a week. Most people lose up to 15 pounds in that time, admittedly most of it water weight not fat, but nevertheless. She should have lost over 20 pounds by now and it should have been noticeable. It takes more time to get really tight muscles but not to look good and less bloated.

To tell the truth, her belly even grew bigger in this past month.

Of course, making Shitney stick to the diet and prevent her from eating junk foods all the time is not as easy as just creating photo ops by showing her entering and leaving the gym every day. It's all fake.

2:35 sounds so stupid that it just might really be Shitney Linebacker Spears.

Shitneys a washed up whore that looks like GARBAGE.

She is a fat untalented hick and the biggest media whore ever.

No delusional photoshopped photo is going to change that.

Britney is dazzling!!!!!
Go Girl and break the face of all!!!!

This whore looks like she never takes showers because shitney always looks so fithy dirty and disgusting. eww gross...

andy, that's plain stupid. She looks clean and shiny and you know it. You're insanely jealous or just hateful.

bi-babe, no matter where you are or when you post your ignorant drivel, just FUCK OFF. Go back to the Leper colony that spawned your worthless ass.

I see the moronic haters are back blogging today. What a bunch of fools y'all are. Incredibly stupid.

Brit is Beautiful and he is a trash talker gay guy.
Glad she did the show despite his stupid remarks about her what a looser. Used to like him as Doogie

She looks great here! It looks kinda photoshopped though.

Keri STFU you stupid bitch. No one cares, you probably look a lot worse than her.

5:03pm Jealous of this whore? Or maybe YOU are the STUPID one thats worshipping this FAT UGLY WHORE. JACKASS!

5:14 I bet I look better than you on your best day.

5:17 You look like shit. I highly doubt that. Really I truly do. STFU you dumb imp.

Keri, having seen many, many photos of Britney supporters (e.g., Chris Crocker) I think we can all safely say that you are an obese, acne faced loser who spends every damn night of her life alone. You're probably still a virgin. Ewwwwww.

Im married you nimrods. LMAO I'm not fucking any of you so why would I give a shit what you think?:)

That dress is pretty, but it's a fat HIDER dress. If it was form-fitting, then you would see the shape she's really in.

If her parents or Britney were truly serious about getting better, there would be no lame attempt at yet another comeback. Hasn't she had 3 that have already failed? Her priorities should be getting better, taking parenting classes and MORE parenting classes. Those kids are NOT going to have a clue who she is.

The only reason Britney's father is letting her record is in the event of her death (suicide), there will be a higher price on the releases. And everyone KNOWS that no company will insure a tour - so Britney will have to do a small tour again....which is probably THE worst possible thing for a mental nutcase.

How old are you??? Don't you have something to do, like I don't know, be a mother? Go away.

Shitney looks like a fat polar bear.

5:26 yeh you're married. sure. uh huh. married and a die-hard fan of britney spears. wow something just doesn't click there. i call bullshit, lil' miss keri. i say ur a obese single chick that worships britney because you don't have a life. sucks being a virgin like you...and at your age. cry us a river fatty.

Shitney looks like a retarded moron.

Britney should work on her life, her mind, and her relationship with her children. Not tv shows, and new records. I think working to hard at a very young age is what made her go crazy, among the other triggers in her life. Either way, I hope she gets better and does the best thing for her and those boo boo's.

keri keri quite contrary how does your sex life grow. i'm a fan of brit so my sex life's shit. but i like to pretend anyway.

5:13@2
"I'm so opposite of you."
-------------------------------
You're more than opposite of normal people. You're totally ass backwards, and that's why your ass is where your face should be.

5:30 Better try again....she's definetly married, but I bet you're not!

ok here is the point: You want to have a name around here it's going to get dragged through the mud..you are going to be harassed until you stop using that name...i can guarantee that...dont ask me why, because i dont know

5:40 is her posting anonymously lol

5:33=LOSER BIGTIME!

Isn't it a bad idea for someone who has Personality Disorders to play a character on a sit-com? Wouldn't that confuse her? Not healthy IMO.

5:40 Forget them. Its not even worth a response. Its hilarious they "think" they know the person behind the computer. I also find it hilarious that I havent done anything to be fucked up to them that I know of, yet the minute I get on here they hate on me. LOL.
5:40 HAHAHAHA I know....Im just waiting for SCARY KERI LoL. I can think of a million names. Have fun guys. FLAME AWAY:)

No, dipshit at 5:42. I'm not Keri.

She's a fugly fat heffer and an incompetent twat. No amount of photoshopping is going to change that

Brit can look hot when the HIMYM stylist and makeup artist get ahold of her, but when left to her own devices up goes the hair, out comes the boots and off with the panties.

Shitney looks like a fat ugly retarded skank.

I don't think working at a young age made Britney go crazy. Neither did JT, KFed, the paps...or the hundreds of people or things that are constantly blamed.

Britney has serious mental disorders that were in her brain long ago, and they were not taken care of in a timely matter. Britney also took PURE ECSTASY and other illicit drugs which is the very WORST thing you can do when you already have an existing psychological condition (or in her case CONDITIONS). Britney has 2 Personality Disorders that will be with her for LIFE. That is why her father will try for some form of permanent conservatorship.

So please - stop blaming everything but the condition itself and her doing DRUGS that worsened and made it PERMANENT. Her E usage permanently damaged her. Britney will never be better. It's for life.

5:45 I know all too well the trouble that comes with people making assumptions..but you will get over it, im sure. I dont really put too much thought into them...they are crazy...crazier than the people they like to say are crazy...they accuse everyone of everything and will bother you to no end if you aren't careful. But don't let it consume you they have no lives.

Yeah but even on HIMYM she does not look hot. When not airbrushed out of all proportions, she looks like she really is: a washed out loser and a fat has-been with an unattractive beefy mannish body, a protruding belly and fat stumpy upper arms.

That's why this attempt to photoshop away the reality is even more pathetic and laughable.

definitely a FAT HIDING dress. It's a cute dress, and the type she should wear, but it hides her fat. Oh, and the dresses that were auctioned off from the previous show --the size 2s...they weren't worn by Britney. They are the exact type, but Britney wore size 10. Sorry to burst your fantasy of the Size 2 bubble.

what mental disorder makes you not want to wash your hair or take a bath? Is Britney's father not forcing her to bathe every day? What is wrong with her? She's had this hygiene problem for years.

5:45 Oh yes you are.;) As it states in the Bible of X17. "If thou shalt defend another poster on X17, you are either Keri, Kira, or JGlad, and shall be punished accordingly." OH I FORGOT: You also work for X17 ;);)

IF these pics are not photoshopped she needs to hire the stylist, make-up team, and hair ppl FULL TIME. If its really possible for her to look like this without photoshop why would she run around lookin' so trashy and rough all the time. Even when she's tryin' to be cute like at the rock the cradle thing.....ewwwww.....she shouldda just took her wardrobe home from HIMYM and worn that instead.

5:52 oh look! keri answered herself! how original on x17!

What's really sad about her character on the show is....she's playing herself prior to going completely bat-shit crazy. Low self-esteem, desperate, running after someone who doesn't like her, sex and shopping are priorities.

I would just name the character Britney. That way she wouldn't develop yet another personality disorder. Wonder what her name was when her pink wig and fake British accent were 'on'.

Please check the above post about Shitney and Assley. Tht pic shows how the fat heffer REALLY looks. Her pudgy face is melting away!

what mental disorder makes you not want to wash your hair or take a bath? Is Britney's father not forcing her to bathe every day? What is wrong with her? She's had this hygiene problem for years.

May 9, 2008 5:53 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

well im no genuis but im going to have to go with depression, for $800 Alex

5:49 As I said before, there were other triggers. Like you said, Im sure drugs were one of them. I also wonder if theres truth to the rumor that she was sexually assaulted. That couldnt have helped things.

man we have ourselfs some super sharp shooters on today huh

5:59
I'll take "depression" too for $800 Alex! :))

6:00@2 Yeah, but you're obviously no one of them. LOL

Hey, bi-babe. It's now clear I was wrong about your leper colony ancestry. It appears from studies of recently discovered dinosaur dung examined in Petri dish samples that your DNA is traceable back to reptiles, prehistoric birds and primitive mammals that have nothing to do with the human race.

When you evolve a little further, perhaps it will be possible to make some sense of the droppings you leave on one site after another.

I don't even try half of the time,
it just floats right over. Right through. Like it wasn't even there.

To put an end to this absurd and quite futile discussion:

Please go and check the recent photo (less than a week ago) of Shitney Sperms.

dlisted.com/node/25751

This is how she really looks. She looks bigger than her mother and her pregnant sisteer COMBINED. Hell, she looks like she ate her family.

Soft and delicate, like the gentle whisps of a pure white feather.

Cal, fuck off you ignorant turd.

6:06 LefsaFan
ROFLMAO, That was a bitch slap premo if there ever was one.

gag - that dress is yet another PR image fix to make people think she is this nice innocent girl. Take the dress away, and all she is - is a child neglector who CHOSE to hang out with her DRUG DEALER (sam l) and fuck anything that walks.

Not working on me. Good try. There is no changing my mind on what she really is....no matter how much they try to make her look squeaky clean again.

Who the fuck says "quite futile"? That sounds fucking lame. I feel dirty and lame for being here now. Gotta go.

OMG all the fat middleaged pigs really are feasting their fat assed pig faces at all u can eat buffets. How fuckin' boring. This ain't any fun. I'm outta here.

"I also wonder if theres truth to the rumor that she was sexually assaulted."
..........................

if there was any truth, then her family would have been more understanding instead of taking KFed's side. If anything, Britney likely sexually assaulted some innocent guy. I don't buy it for a SECOND. They sent her to REHAB--not a rape counseling center. Britney was hopping from city to city (dragging her babies along), stripping down to her undies and changing clothes with low-life NY strippers and doing MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DRUGS. There was no rape.

No, they're all at their local titty bars. The last thing they want is to spend a Friday night with old, middleaged women -- like britney. bwhahahahahahahha!

Oh, Brit, hurry, hurry, get away from that guy, he sucks dick!

Oh, Brit, hurry, hurry, get away from that guy, he sucks dick!

Britney looks stunning here can't wait for her new cd although Blackout is my favorite! Britney is making progress allright she looks gorgeous here and well ppl need to stop hating for reals ... STOP!!!

Britney looks stunning here can't wait for her new cd although Blackout is my favorite! Britney is making progress allright she looks gorgeous here and well ppl need to stop hating for reals ... STOP!!!

7:11
You and Britster suck dick too, so what? LOL

what??? 7:29 get a life and stop ur dirty trash talking nobody like a potty mouth for reals....

she is back ...its worth of waiting ,shes a beauty...go britney...

boo britney sucks!

Andy sucks dog dicks.

7:41 There's nothing wrong with a little dick sucking every now and then.

I would eat regurgitated extra-spicy nachos out of that photoshopped ass.

I see they're using his body to cover part of her BULK

She looks really pretty. How gracious of her to stand next to him after he dogged her like he did. Haters you cant stand that she is doing better. Live and let live.

Looks like a maternity dress.

X17 has allowed their employees to ruin this site. They imp, post crap, then reply and argue with their own posts, make up screen names an then start a smear campaign about the person. Allow vile, filthy posts from their employees, frequent advertisements posted for sites that are spammers.

Nothing ever new on this site. Old photo's or photo shopped photo's. They run out of things to post, start talking about their pets, making pies, act like it's a damn chat room.

No wonder everyone has or is leaving this site.

X17 must be the site to work for when you're such a loser you can't even get hired by Hustler Mag.

Same shit over and over. C'ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, bunch of morons.

X17 has allowed their employees to ruin this site. They imp, post crap, then reply and argue with their own posts, make up screen names an then start a smear campaign about the person. Allow vile, filthy posts from their employees, frequent advertisements posted for sites that are spammers.

Nothing ever new on this site. Old photo's or photo shopped photo's. They run out of things to post, start talking about their pets, making pies, act like it's a damn chat room.

No wonder everyone has or is leaving this site.

X17 must be the site to work for when you're such a loser you can't even get hired by Hustler Mag.

Same shit over and over. C'ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, bunch of morons.

Actually I was talking about my pets last night. It was a rare moment when people were not being vulgar/disgusting or trying to start fights. Actually someone did try to start a fight but was ignored. I am definitely not an x17 employee so I guess that shoots that theory down. I agree the site is pathetic and stupid with their old pics and stupid headlines.

i agree 100% with you post. x17 employees are behind a lot of the attacks on here. i can't even have a conversation with someone without some idiot personally attacking me for no reason at all other than to try to get me to engage in some sort of a blogger war with them. i actually called one of them out and put him in his place after he admitted he was behind some of the attacks. he was hiding behind anonymous and taking cheapshots at people for a while. there is one guy who has chosen to take them on and he constantly refers to them as usc dropouts. he baits them all of the time and they always fall for it & then he unleashes a can of whoopass on them. people have to start asking themselves: how is it that there's always someone on here who has so much free time to attack people day and night? it's because they work for this website and are paid to get people to keep coming back, so they attack you to get a blogger war going by saying inflammatory things. it would not surprise me that after i post this that i will now get attacked for telling the truth about this website's employees. if this happens, then i was right about them and you're all now aware of their tactics & have been warned. don't be shocked if someone attacks you for no reason. it's just x17 employees doing their jobs.

She looks very pretty in this picture. I saw her at the Fox Studio and she is little. She looks healthy and about 115. She did have some acne but we did not care. She was not dirty looking. SHe looked cute in a hoodie and some white and pink shorts that showed off her nice ass. I never realized how big her titties were before I saw them in person. Mama mia she got a few of us hot and bothered. Once she dropped something and bent over and a couple of the guys turned red. They got woodies and John our foreman told us to lay off them and get back to work. She came in and went to hair and makeup and when she came out she looked like a doll. Very sweet to everyone. I did not get to talk to her. I am a construction worker. I help assemble sets. None of the actors on this set look that good until after hair and makeup. You have to understand they work some long hours. She was there early in the morning and she ate a salad and drank water at about 11:00. I know because I emptied the trash can by the lunch table where she ate. She is a pretty lady and smiled and waved to a few of us guys. My buddy who is Foreman got her to sign his hard hat. It said with love Britney Spears. I will never forget the day I saw Britney Spears up close and personal. I left work and went out and bought Blackout. I never was a Britney fan before. My buddy told me about this site. He said it was one of many fan sites. The PAPS went wild when she left. There is some stupid people here who must not be talking about the Britney Spears I saw on the HIMYM set.

Lefsafan,

but you did not comment on her picture. The picture of your pregnant elaphantine idol, mentally impaired incompetent twat and biggest slut ever, Bloatney Sperms. I would like to hear your comment on that. Her upper arms are bigger than her pregnant sis's calves (and everybody knows that pregnant women suffer from water retention in their legs.

It left you speechless, didn't it? Everyone can see why. Check that pic again in case you missed it:

http: // dlisted.com/node/25751

This is no size 2, fantards. More like 22. Porky Spears is such a disgusting pig.

And there is a similar pic on another site:

http: // www .fadedyouthblog.com/31560/babymamas-from-the-south/

In order to qualify to be an X17 employee you must:
PART 1
a) be illegal immigrant
b) be a constant and habitual user of drugs and/or alcohol but bitch and say everyone else is
c) bad grammar skills
d) can't spell
e) be dumb as a box of rocks
f) be a terrible photographer
g) have no morals
h) hate Britney love Sam
i) must pretend to love Britney and then...
j) turn around in the next post and say she's a slut
k) must know how to spell SLUT
l) use all caps when calling others SLUTS, WHORES, DOUCHEBAGS etc..ya know all the trash talk
m) worship Brandy
n) be a stalker
o) can use keyboard but not that well
p) be willing to work for 1.35 an hour plus 2 cents per post
q) no pay for posts if no one responds
r) ass and slut are two favorite words

she looks like she is 17 again in this picture, amazing what airbrushing and computers can do for pictures now. she is so far from that pretty for real...she is just a skank. any woman who chooses herself over her children which clearly she does is pure, in her case, louisiana white trailer skanky trash and her sister is too. how proud mama lynne must be.

10:41

You're the biggest effing liar.

She is bloated to abnormal proportions. She is pudgy and she is quite chunky. Check both links I posted above. You've got some solid proof there of how she looks, and the pics were taken just a few days after the HIMYM taping. She looks gross and unhealthy. Compare her bloated body to other women on those two photos.

So now everyone else knows you're a liar too. Unless you can show us PROOF. Your getting hot and bothered at the sight of every fat ass with disgusting chunky tree-trunk legs and unattractive cankles is no proof.

In order to qualify to be an X17 employee continued,,,,
s) s is for start shit with every poster on the
t) for thread just so they know when the picture changes it is called a new thread
u) usually work 18 hour days
v) very lame
w) never wins
x) xtra stupid
y) y is yes to anything Brandy says to do
z) must never catch any zzzz's while on duty
Do all that and you got a job at the amazing splendiferous X17 News Agency....

Soon Shitney will start going to the gym 6 times per day.

And soon the incompetent retarded hick will look like Kirstie Alley.

Only Kirsty Allery has got more hair ...

Oh hi kira...I mean Cal....need to drop that effin' thing you do. It's a dead give away dumb ass. I see you are here starting more shit as usual right on cue. Still stupid I see. Still talking the same old tired shit about Brit. You are an effin' little bitch coward. I bet you are about 4' 11, 200 pounds and have to pay men with your food stamps to give you any. Dog faced ugly skank.

Cowardly ho ran away. Always does too when I call her out. She knows who I am and she knows I know about her dumb ass. She don't want me talking too much so she "poof" disappears. Just goes to another Britney post as another alter. Chicken shit bitch. Run Cal run. Big bad stalker after you again.

Well whoever it was is wrong. Britney is not bloated or fat. I tend to believe the guy that said he worked at the studio. The haters are always saying Brit fans are delusional but really come on, she is far from fat.

yeah, RIGHT!

the well-mannered, unassuming, desert-bred gay and the poster-child for why we hate Southern WASPs! X17, you're so full of your own shit. thanks for perpetuating the vulgarities.

my apologies to all for having created such a hateful human being. you must understand that kira was never meant to be born. she is the result of a one night stand. i stayed with her mother until i realized how much of a loser kira was going to be. she is a racist, instigating, pathetic piece of shit who has amounted to nothing. i deplore all of her behavior. she has brought a great deal of shame to her family. i implore all future parents to use condoms because if you don't, then you will have an unwanted degenerate like kira. she spends her entire day posting on websites like x17 and dlisted because she has no life. she was born with an abnormal face. did you ever see that movie the elephant man? well kira is the elephant woman. that is why her face was covered up in that photo she posted on dlisted. she is so physically repulsive that i couldn't stand to be around her anymore and that is why i am no longer in her life. you're a failure kira and you've always been one. i regret having had you. it was not my choice. you were an accident. once again, my apologies to all for having created this monster.

Sounds like the Coward Little jimmie tucker is still here! Tina?

she looks very cute like always but here the dress is very beaty.....britney has a natyral beaty ....but sometimes she didnt care for her self.
they lokk good like a cople

LOL, bi-babe. Adnan Ghalib has left the building.

I hate Miley Cyrus because she stole Benji Madden!!! Paris Hilton is very angry and she wants to kill Miley!!! That tween bitch is dead.

Bi-babe, Cal, Andy, kira, JGlad, and other stalkers, fuck the tween loser. I will not leave this forum until X17 bans all forums related to Miley and other tween idols.

Don't make me angry you motherfuckin' tweens!!! I will fuck you up!!!

where the hell is Al WaysRight? where are you, little masterbator? (giggle, giggle)

BRTENEY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SOOOOOOOO BEATIFUL

BRTENEY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SOOOOOOOO BEATIFUL

BRTENEY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SOOOOOOOO BEATIFUL

BRTENEY YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO HOT AND SOOOOOOOO BEATIFUL

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Fucks?
I typed it 520 times.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Fuck Miley Cyrus, y'all!!!
Fuck Miley Cyrus, y'all!!!
Fuck Miley Cyrus, y'all!!!

My soul, that fragile innocent child in me.
Worth to live for, worth to care for.
Love :)

Fucks?
I typed it 520 times.
No Thanks!
Love :)

bi-babe will be so happy if I catch that stupid motherfucker named Miley Cyrus.

bi-babe will be so happy if I catch that stupid motherfucker named Miley Cyrus.

HAHA, britneys haters crack me up.. they are soooooooo annoyed she is doing and looking amazingly well. Haters your lives would benifit from stopping all the negativity, if you dont like her stop wasting your lives writing shit about her on the internet, get a life! Oh and Brit looks GORGEOUS! Eat it haters HAHA!

HAHA, britneys haters crack me up.. they are soooooooo annoyed she is doing and looking amazingly well. Haters your lives would benifit from stopping all the negativity, if you dont like her stop wasting your lives writing shit about her on the internet, get a life! Oh and Brit looks GORGEOUS! Eat it haters HAHA!

HAHA, britneys haters crack me up.. they are soooooooo annoyed she is doing and looking amazingly well. Haters your lives would benifit from stopping all the negativity, if you dont like her stop wasting your lives writing shit about her on the internet, get a life! Oh and Brit looks GORGEOUS! Eat it haters HAHA!

Nothing ever new on this site. Old photo's or photo shopped photo's. They run out of things to post, start talking about their pets, making pies, act like it's a damn chat room.

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...You have not encountered X17 employees, I'm afraid.

You have actually encountered the Old Duckies!!

LOL

11:03
You silly little pathetic Dolt...Cal is not Kira. Cal's writing and persons is not even close to being like Kira's. It scares me to know that idiots like you actually exist.

6:04
Forget the X17 employees, it's delusional nut cases like you that we must worry about.

10:41
I think the picture of Britney on this caption while on the set speaks for it's self. Thanks for sharing your experience with others.

I think some of you need to go to Dlisted, and look at the pics of Britney leaving Kentwood to go back home. Now THAT is her real body. Check out the size of her ASS! It's more than junk in the trunk...it's full of cellulite and its HUGE.

I don't think Britney is 'fat', but she is extremely chunky. She's not a little girl in the least. She's BULKY.

But in the end -- all that SHOULD matter to her and her parents is that she gets well --not making multiple trips to the gym (for attention) and studios. This is proof to me that she isn't better. Her kids don't care if she's 137lbs and a size 10. (she is NOT 115 lbs or a size 2 like people are trying to trick you with). They just want a MOTHER. Too bad Britney doesn't just want THEM. She wants her fame back, but doesn't understand the karma that follows the neglect of her children. August is going to be an extremely rough month for Britney.

to the idiot above who says that 'haters' are annoyed with Britney doing better....I am an official HATER of Britney (I hate how she treated her children and chose drugs over them). I wish she WOULD get better and be a real mother, but I don't think going to gyms, having $5K makeup jobs, going to studios and doing everything that focuses on HER is "getting better". I think it takes her back to square one where she went crazy.

I would much rather see her focus on her kids, but that won't happen with her. That is why how she looks doesn't matter to me. I want to see her succeed, but I want to see her INNER self change. It's NOT happening, and it's evident.

6:04
Forget the X17 employees, it's delusional nut cases like you that we must worry about.

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...???

Do you know what I mean by "Old Duckies"?

where is her dress from????

Go to Dlisted, click on the Britney Spears link on the right, then go to the next page. You will see how truly BIG she is. Wonder why X17 didn't post these pics? Oh yeah - they only get pics of her in LA, where their illegal aliens are employed.

woah im really impressed! keep up the work outs brit lol u look GORGEOUS as fuck!! :D wow props to you......i love and miss the old britney

Ask the set of HIMYM where the dress is from, because Britney would never choose something that tasteful. If you are a size 2, I'm sure they will have another auction. You can be certain that the dress for auction (if it's a size 2) has NEVER been worn by Britney, so you are safe from contracting any disease. ;)

Do you want to call Britney Spears? Then simply call(310)651-8036! We found her phone number! Take the chance and call before she change it!

6:22
Do you know what I mean by "Old Duckies?"
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Do YOU know what I mean by old molded cheese?

6:47
You must think everyone is as stupid as you are. That number has been circulating on the net for 6 months now. LOL

she's fragile mentally, why would her family want her on the road working. She needs a secure home environment,, not out on the road performing. Sane people go crazy after being on the road.. What kind of fans does she have? Poor girl.

Some of you are idiots, plain & simple.

She looks gorgeous, get over it.

The reason why she doesn't look like everyday is because she doesn't choose to hire a makeup artist or stylist to get her ready before she leaves the house like Eva Longoria or Victoria Beckham. If you think those two look like that when they wakeup then you are insane. If anything, we should respect Britney for actually going in public and not always getting herself glammed up. Anyways, Britney actually looks decent when she doesn't wear much makeup.

Am I the only one who will always look at Britney & wonder, "Is that her real hair, or just crappy extensions again?"...hmm...

ITA 10:06, they are haters. She's still not that thin that's why they may have chosen an a line dress to flatter her natural shape. Plus half her body is behind NPH so it makes her look thinner. You all are fucking haters and need to get a fucking life. this picture is not photoshopped your brains are. Grow up and respect and recognize progression and natural beauty.

THE HATE IN YOUR HEARTS SHOW HOW FULFULLED YOUR OBSESSED BRIT-STALKER LIVES REALLY ARE!!

ITA 10:06, they are haters. She's still not that thin that's why they may have chosen an a line dress to flatter her natural shape. Plus half her body is behind NPH so it makes her look thinner. You all are fucking haters and need to get a fucking life. this picture is not photoshopped your brains are. Grow up and respect and recognize progression and natural beauty.

THE HATE IN YOUR HEARTS SHOW HOW FULFULLED YOUR OBSESSED BRIT-STALKER LIVES REALLY ARE!!

10:06 - do you think it was Britney's idea to wash her rat-weave, or was she made to? I certainly don't expect ANYONE to get makeup jobs before they go out, but Britney can't even BATHE/SHOWER. She's a greasy mess. I expect it from a crazy bum, but not a so-called 'celeb'.

She was MADE to wash that weave (I'm betting it was washed FOR her). Normally - she doesn't wash or brush that thing on her head.

I agree that in the pic above, about 1/3 of her is hidden by the guy.

If you want to see a real pic of the condition of her bod, go to Dlisted and scroll to the 2nd Britney Spears page. It's amazing how big an ass she has....and she had that big ass long ago also.

BRITNEY MUST BE VERY HAPPY, IT SHOWS.

That's the Prozac. I doubt she's happy at all. Britney hasn't been happy in years.

The picture on Dlisted was amazing. She has an F on her shorts right on her F butt.

Is it hard to lose ass fat?

britney looks gorgeous as always..

Britney only looks that good (on television) because of the make-up artists on the set of HIMYM, they can do some pretty amazing things. off camera, its a different story. Maybe she just wants to be the "real" Britney and not be hovered over by personnel all the time. But is that good for promoting her new CDs in future. Appearances are everything after all.

britney is looking goooood

SHE LOOKS GREAT! I HOPE HER DADA KEEPS ON RUNNING THINGS.

"She's completely fake when she doesn't have the guts to have her picture taken as she really is." JESUS CHRIST! Her fucking face is plastered across the media for millions to see everyday! Shes begun to get her life back to some sort of normality but just go on insult and mock the person that you take the time to read about everyday. Yeah, Britney's the "sad" one in that equation...

Britney looks awesome, glad that she is getting it together. Keep it up and ignore the haters.

you suck at photoshop

Why is it that Britney looks really slim and so pretty in professional taken photos, but if you see her everyday photos she looks fat and just yucky! What do they slim down her face/body (touch up the pictures) and put tons of make up on her? In everyday pictures she looks like she has a belly, big arms, thick legs, double chin, and major acne. Where did it go? Less than a week later she is looking fat and icky again when regular photos are taken. Thank god for make up, hair professionals and editing crew for photos! The unedited ones are what she REALLY looks like. Not these touched up ones.

They airbrushed an old photo of her 20 year old, pre-baby face onto that shot with Neil. You can get a good photo of her these days, She's doing great. I'm not sure why they insist on using an obviously old photo. Her fans love real Britney.

BARNEY STINSON RULES!!!