She wasn't reading Narnia in the car. She had the book so close to her face, it was obviously just to shield her face from getting photographed.

FIRST?!! OMG WHAT AN HONOR !! LOOOOL

She is a cleaver Gril!

Did she try on that outfit before she bought it?

SHE'S A VICTIME OF HERSELF

fuckin losers, she's in her car, oh wow there's some breaking news for you, get a fucking life morons

So how soon does she call you guys before she shows up to places?

fuckin losers, she's in her car, oh wow there's some breaking news for you, get a fucking life morons

Yea and 2nd graders are reading that book.

Like she can really read... NOT!

Another fender bender? She seems to be getting awfully careless in her car these days. If she isn't careful, she is going to have a MAJOR accident sometime soon.

And she doesn't look good in these pics. Looks at least 10 years older than she really is

I think that book is great. I'm 40 and I still read it from time to time and have read it to my kids. Britney is looking good and healthy these days.

Britney Rocks!
She is the 8 Best selling female artist in american music HISTORY!

LOOK AT HER NAILS... SHE IS SOOOO DISGUSTING.

yeah well she's gonna have to settle for staying at that 8th spot lol no one is gonna buy this shit music anymore1!!!

IS THAT HER ASSISTANT'S NOSE OR IS THE BITCH PLAYING A SAXAPHONE ?

Take a close look at the crease under her breasts...are those plastic surgery scars?

if your reading a 2ng grade book when your in your 40's might I suggest a little summer school for you, you retarded bitch! lol

if your reading a 2ng grade book when your in your 40's might I suggest a little summer school for you, you retarded bitch! lol no wonder your kids hate you lol

WOW FOR ONCE IN A REALLY LONG TIME BRITNEY LOOKS GOOD ... LETS HOPE SHE KEEPS THIS UP!

WOW FOR ONCE IN A REALLY LONG TIME BRITNEY LOOKS GOOD ... LETS HOPE SHE KEEPS THIS UP!

WOW FOR ONCE IN A REALLY LONG TIME BRITNEY LOOKS GOOD ... LETS HOPE SHE KEEPS THIS UP!

WOW FOR ONCE IN A REALLY LONG TIME BRITNEY LOOKS GOOD ... LETS HOPE SHE KEEPS THIS UP!

WOW SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS HOT IN THESE PICS...

LETS HOPE SHE KEEPS IT UP

i think sam lufti is the best thing that happend to brit, he.s keeping her out of truoble he,s the most decent person u can ever meet absoloutly not after her money & so what look what celebrities are paying to rehabc centers i think she,s one lucky girl go sam

WOW SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS HOT IN THESE PICS...

LETS HOPE SHE KEEPS IT UP

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is one book in the wonderful Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S. Lewis. It is really a book and a series for all ages, but definitely not an easy read for a second grader. It's more on the level of Age 9-12, to Adult. Most people posting lately seem to have taken their crabby and cranky pills. Can't it lighten up a bit?

Brit, your nails honey...btw, I think short hair would look very refreshing on you

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

LMAO! How funny. Britney is pretending she can read!

She couldn't understand all the big words in the Zorah, so she had to buy a 3rd grade reader. It's probably over her head too.

ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND? IF YOU THINK SHE LOOKS HOT IN THESE PICS WELL THEN I'D HATE TO SEE WHAT YOU FREAKS LOOK LIKE, DAMN YOU ARE ALL EASY TO PLEASE, I BET YOU ARE MARRIED TO SOME UGLY ASS WOMEN, AND YES THOSE ARE PLASTIC SURGERY LINES ON HER BREASTS, I KNOW THE DR THAT DID HER SURGERY PERSONALLY, HE LIKES TO TELL ME ABOUT HIS FAMOUS CLIENTS, AND YES SHE WAS ON THE LIST!

no x17 would sue their own cash cow now would they

no x17 wouldn't sue their own cash cow now would they sorry mistake in last post lol

If Kevin is staying in Wilmington for a couple of days, what's up with the kids now? I hope not with babysitters, a couple of grandmom's or some friends of Kevin, but at Brits...

OMG you guys are so funny! What in lord's name is she wearing? It looks hideous, and I feel bad leaving the house in sweats and a sweat-shirt. That out fit is gross she has no fashion sense.

she looks terrible, horrible and miserable... yuck

Hi, I need your support. I am a big fan of Britney Spears, and all the fans don't like the new cover of her new album. We do one petition for Jive or Sony/BMG change the cover. Please, help us to divulgate the link, we have 1000 signs only in the last 5 hours. They must see what the fans think about it.
The link is: http://www.petitiononline.com/br1i981t/
Thanks a lot.

9-12 to adult?! You do realize that second graders are 8 years old, right? They go in at 7, turn 8 at some point in the year, and I've been around a TON of 2nd graders, and they're pretty damn smart these days. But I agree that the book ranges from all ages. I've never read any of them and really have no desire to, but don't judge someone for reading it...that's just ignorance at it's finest.

As for Britney...are there really any other words left to say? It would appear she is trying to turn herself around, but it's a slow time coming...

PSSSSSSSST!

I read that book in fifth grade. More a sad commentary on her for reading that instead of it praising the fact that she is reading.

who's the bitch with her?

yeah -- who is that trainwreck next to her ? maybe brit can drag her ass to a nail salon for some much-needed work.

THEN perhaps a plastic surgeon ....

who's the bitch with her?

she needs a bra

SIGN THE PETITION 2 CHANGE THE ALBUM COVER
FIND THE PETITION LINK AT
WWW.BRITNEYEXPERTS.COM

ugh what on EARTH is she wearing??

someone needs to start a petition to get her to wear bra and panties.

to 12:33pm who cares about her crappy ass cover, fuck off with your petition you fag, know one cares about her cover or her album, seeing how she doesn't even do any of the singing anyway, god damn some people have way to much time on their hands, get a life you fucking freak

wha work has she had done to her boobs
recently??

12:18

spill the beans...whats the dirt on her boobs?

WTF ?? She's thin ?!

we love you brit! we will support your newest album BLACKOUT! whoa!

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them o'er your shoulder

like a Continental soldier?

DO YOUR BOOOOOOBS HANG LOW???

Why does his idiot hold hands with every female with her? Can't stand this puke.

This crazy bitch doesnt know what she is doing.

She looks like a blimp in this get-up

Just one word....BRA !

Britney Spears Pics Here...

middle click to open in a new tab: you wouldn't wanna leave X17!

I wonder how many grams of saturated fat and sugar this cow consumes in any given 24 hr period?

I told you she was manic depressive and not on drugs as the Drug test proved .Her behavior is so typical of someone that is. I know, I have a family member, that is . There is nothing anyone can do about it unless you can prove she is danger to herself or her kids and only then you can get a court order. It was probably brought on by childbirth or a nervous breakdown .I feel so sorry for her mom who must stand back and feel so helpless.I mean look at her ,does this look like the girl from 2 years ago? Un kept, dirty crazy mood swings and irrational commments that she makes.A big mistake is a Dr. prescribing sleeping pills for her. She will soon have a problem with that as my mom did. Mental illness is a real family tragedy. The changing hair colors, odd clothing changes, its all a part of the illness. She will crash soon and have to be committed but it will be the best treatment. There is no way of convincing them they have a problem because its ALWAYS someone else's problem to them. Thats why the firing of employees ,and not speaking to those who care about you is so typical.I hope she gets some help soon because its so sad to see her like this.

I hate perez hilton and you???

Please! You dont actually think she is reading those books do you? You're so funny/stupid X17! AHAHAHAHA.......

WOW!!!! Is that Britney without the nasty wig extensions!!??? I must say she still looks a mess but she looks like a better mess without the greasy ass extensions she normally wears.

STUPID COW PRETENDING TO READ!!

LOOKS LIKE A CLOW WEARIND THAT CLOTHES!!!

FAT PIG!!!

OINC, OINC, OINC, OINC...

TEAM KEVIN!!

GO KEVIN!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO LOVE THOSE BABY BOYS.

She's not manic depressive she's just plain crazy. She needs some serious therapy and serious medication. She's completely delusional! The bitch is CONVINCED the world revolves around her used-up crusty ass. The two-faced paps and severely retarded fans (i.e. Chris Crocker) only further instill this belief in her on a daily basis. The very people who worship the ground she walks on are the ones who are destroying her. How ironic! She needs a bitch slap back to reality badly.

Let me see, she has a book opened in a car over her face, and that is called reading?

Please, America, get it together, especially this dumb bitch Britney, the world judges you by what they see, and quite frankly, the world is not impressed, that some people worship the ground she walks on, and think she can do no wrong.

But up to you, you dig your own grave, you get buried in it, end of story.

2:02, you are right. Some of what Britney does is classic manic behavior. Constantly changing clothes, thinking she is above the law, narcissism, not being able to sleep, running around aimlessly, flashes of anger/depression that pass quickly, odd behavior, etc.

The next phase is the depressive phase where she won't be able to get out of bed, she will get mean and depressed, and act out in harmful ways. She has ticks and odd facial movements and she bites her nails right down. All signs of this disorder. Why is it that her own family can't see it? Or can they and they just can't do anything about it? Medication is the only thing that can help. This is not a dis on her. If she has this, she needs treatment before she spirals out of control (more). Clearly she isn't the person she was several years ago.

I wonder if she went to any of the psychological appointments the judge ordered? You would think she would want some relief from this craziness. The needs to go go go is actually quite disturbing to people with manic depression. They can be up for days. But the crash always comes and watch out when it does. (Head shaving, umbrella attacks, paranoia, cutting ties with people she is close to, you have seen it all before.)

Britneyt CAN'T read, since she quit school in NINTH grade. She is using the book as a shield. Look at those HUGE trucker arms ! Have another Frappuchino, Porkney.
And Porkney, your tits are heading SOUTH, y'all ! You have saggy tits like an 80 year old woman ! YUK.

2:02 ~ thanks for the insight. It is sad to see her go so far downhill. She looks middle aged in these pics.

I think she looks horrible - I don't know why she doesn't just embrace her short hair when she's willing to show her crotch to the world.

2:02 I think you're right about her eventually being committed. Thank God the boys are with their dad. Mental illness is such an uphill battle, especially with manic depression. Usually patients hate to take their meds (since it levels out their highs, manic states) and abuse alcohol and drugs to self-medicate.

I loved the C.S. Lewis books - they're wonderful for all ages. Too bad for her I think its show.

I heard a rumor and would like to know if any of you die hard Britney fans know if there is any truth to it or not. I heard that she got lice back when she went into rehab and stayed one day.. that is why she left and shaved her head. Because the lice was in her hair extensions. If that is the case, the head shaving incident doesn't sound so crazy.

Pleaseeeee stop disgrace ur self Brit...ur a mom now.. u gotta pull it 2gether...go N get some fresh outfits N TRHOOOOW THOSE NASTY UGLY BROWN BOOTS AWAY....dont be stingy.... N about that "readin" she's not readin she's just hidding from the papps so they can't show us her unfresh skinn...

She didn't get lice, 2:31 because they auctioned her "hair"on ebay. If there was lice in it, they couldn't have done that.

Why doesn't she remove the weave and just be herself? Her hair is 5 inches long now according to Allure Magazine. That would show she is trying to be who she is not a shadow of show she was.

She's nearly bald from having all the extensions put in on short short short hair. I don't think she can just go with her own hair unless she gives up abusing her hair for a long while.

LIKE BRITZIILAS FANS ,THE STUPID DISEASED FUCK COULDN'T READ A COLORING BOOK

OH MY GOD!! LOOK AT HOW FAT HER ARMS ARE!!

She didn't get lice, 2:31 because they auctioned her "hair" on ebay. If there was lice in it, they couldn't have done that.

Why doesn't she remove the weave and just be herself? Her hair is 5 inches long now according to Allure Magazine. That would show she is trying to be who she is not a shadow of show she was.

WOW U HAVE 1,000 SIGNATURES IB 5 HOUES FOR THE CHANGE OF THE CD COVER

IT ONLY TOOK HER LAST 3 FANS 5 HOURS TO MAKE 1,000 PHONY NAMES .IMMPRESSIVE

My ex-husband is a drug addict, he's 40 and looks late 50's - 60, Brit's only 25 and looks late 40's. Girl, you really need to take a good, hard look at yourself soon! You're looking pretty damn rough! I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying this because it's true. X17 is gonna keep on telling you everything you want to hear, they're only playing you chick cause they want to make sure that they are the first ones on the scene when you finally go down. They only want the very first pics of your "dead body", nothing more, then they'll move on to a new target like you never exhisted! I'm not a big fan of yours, but I don't want to see it come to that! They are nothing but buzzards waiting for carcasses!

HEY CUNTING LICKING BEAMER TAMPON X17

SHOW US THE REAL PICTURE OF BRITZILLA TRYING TO READ THE BOOK UPSIDE DOWN,OR ARE U GOING TO STICK WITH PICTURE 2

Crankypants is right. Anonymous at 12:02 needs to chill. Would you be making fun of her if she were reading Harry Potter? Same difference. The books were meant for all ages. I re-read it again before the movie came out. I don't think people were commenting on my reading comprehension. I have to grant you, though, I don't see Britney as the type to pick up The Davinci Code or anything but it's a start!

we love you Brit!
we love you Brit!
we love you Brit!
we love you Brit!
we love you Brit!

Stand by Your girl !

TXS to all supporters!

What is Britney doing tonight? I need to know!
Come on X17, you're getting slow!

Reading in the car for photo-op. How very ... intellectual.

Reading in the car for photo-op. How very ... intellectual. At least she has the fake book/prop right side up.

3:27
she's probably headed to a fast food restaurant with that greasy boy JR.
Next she'll make a pit stop at Rite Aid for some sugar snacks and red bull.
Finally she'll make her way back home to a fithy, stinky house for a Jerry Springer marathon till dawn.

we hate you Brit!
we hate you Brit!
we hate you Brit!
we hate you Brit!
we hate you Brit!

You are a waste of life! Lay of the frappacinos. You're fat enough already

Britney baby - photo #2 says shows your boobies hanging way too far South. C'mon girl - your a rich mama. Time to go get the sisters buttoned up a little & put some perk back in your puppies. ;-)

lmfao

shitney cunt needs MAJOR lypo on them tree trunk arms and a BIG lift on them saggy fat tits! hate you shitney you dumb fuckin whore!!!!

3:32 - Yeah, she does waaaaaay too much junk food! LOL! She's gulping down those sugary, fatty shit drinks from Starbucks on a daily basis and, instead of exercising, she's sitting her big ass in car seat most of the day!

3:41 - she feeds those poor kids the same shit she stuffs her face with.
sad

notice how you never see her shopping for HEALTHY FOOD at the grocery store ?

i CRINGE when i think of what she must feed those kids.....

Let's hope, she will never doing something we have seen her do before … DANCE!

I just finished watching something on tv called Britney & Lindsay - Under The Influence. There were about 6 panelists involved, including Michael Sands who is a celebrity image consultant working with Spears. Other panelists included rehab directors & media professionals.

They all admitted that Britney does indeed call the paparazzi when she goes out. One of her addictions is to media exposure (according to them).

Right now, no one can say whether or not Britney is going to pull a successful recovery off. But they all stated that Britney has a Long way to go.

They stressed that the overnight visitation was Not a victory for Spears, but a concession granted by Federline. The courts were initially against it. The concession was to give Britney some encouragement to continue her attempt to reach sobriety.

They said that Britney suffers from the typical celebrity mindset - that the rules don't apply to her. That's been another part of her problem. They were divided as to whether getting the overnight visit was going to encourage her to get better or affirm her belief that she can get what she wants without having to abide by anyone's rules.

This post isn't my opinion - I'm just relating what I watched.

She didn't read any of those books, the words have more than one syllable. Dr. Suess I would believe.

I should probably add re: my posting above that Britney's propensity to run around flashing her Stuff was discussed.

The panelists all felt that Britney is well-aware of what she's doing & that it wasn't merely a matter of photographers shooting up her dress. They related (once again) that this was part of Britney's celebrity personality that everyday society rules don't apply to her.

They also admitted that Zomba was releasing Britney's album early out of concern that it wouldn't do well against heavy competition. The differences between marketing a single for download verses a album were discussed. Zomba does not want Britney landing at #100 against some stiff competition; thus the early release.

One poignant thing said stuck in my mind: Britney had everything as a kid; talent, looks, money. She was at the top. And when you're at the top, there's only one way you can go.

Good points, Marta.

But it's not just drugs and other addictions (including media addiction). As M. V. Kaplan thankfully pointed out, she has serious mental problems.

She is a typical BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC – a person with sadly disturbed perception of herself and how she is supposed to adapt to circumstances and to people that surround her.

First of all, she's narcissistic (Am I pretty? Am I pretty? Am I fat?), but her behavior also includes:

Impulsive actions (undressing in front of paps, buying new homes, new animals and changing her staff all the time, shaving all her hair, weekly changes of hair color ...) to make her feel important and give fictitious substance to her empty life

Physical retribution (beating K-Fed and her kids) and verbal attacks („Have you been to Weight Watchers, you fat fuck, huh?“)

Total disregard of social norms (flashing vagina and breasts, compulsively wearing shirts as dresses, not washing or combing her hair, gnawing her fingernails, repeatedly wearing the same two pairs of stenchy boots, constantly sporting stains on her clothes, wiping off her greasy hands on couture dressess etc.)

Couldn't-care-less attitude and total lack of empathy for other people (refusing to open the door for her children for their first visitation just because she didn't want a monitored visitation; completely disregarding the first judges orders which resulted in judge taking her kids away - she always only thinks of herself and how to indulge herself)

Reckless, frivolous, irresponsible behavior (all of the above, and much much more)

While people around such patients suffer from their abnormal behavior, the patient typically sees herself as clever, strong and self sufficient. They ALWAYS know best and won't have anyone tell them differently (hence, firing of Larry Rudolph, breaking up with her family, disobeying her lawyer(s), disregarding the judge's order etc.) Borderline psychotics do not recognize their symptoms (or the fact that they have them). Their ego is totally inflated and their perception of reality weak or non-existing at all.

No rehab is going to help this mess. She needs to get mental treatment or she is going to irreparably damage those children. I'm not sure she would be a fit mother even once healed, but right now she is not in condition to take care of any human being including herself.

Gossip Girls has pics of her from yesterday. Nothing interesting as usual - tanning, getting yet another frap, making weird faces in her car, carrying around that book, etc. What a glamorous life she has!

Thanks, but actually they weren't my points at all. I just wanted to share the gist of the program that I had just watched. I found the program interesting.

Britney may indeed have some serious psych issues. I take a more stern approach & suggest that she's been a narcissistic spoiled brat for many, many years. And now that she's an adult, she's turned into a monster. No one but the courts will have any effect on Britney. They are now the parents.

I could be wrong. Britney may be a very sick woman. If so, I hope she can admit that she does have a problem & begins to get treatment for it.

So far, they haven't even been able to get her to attend a co-parenting class. That's not encouraging.

HEY 3:41 - THEY WEREN'T KIDDING WHEN THEY SAID SHE FEEDS THE KIDS CHEETOS & POP. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PARENT & DRAW YOUR OWN DIETARY INFERENCES. RIGHT...

I do think she has quite a few serious psych issues. Inventing a new "language" and use it with her kids is one thing but use it with her employees, that's plain wacko. But there is no doubt that she is a horribly spoiled brat too. She was never too bright to begin with and she is quite emotionally unstable. Add drugs and alcohol and other substances to that cocktail ... and this is what you get.

DAMN ! I THINK ROSIE O'DONNELL IS MORE TONED THAN BRITNEY.. X17 ONLINE IS SUCH A BITCH FOR BRITNEY BECAUSE SHE MAKES YOU MONEY..NOT CAUSE SHE'S WORTH ANYTHING! YOU LOVER HER CAUSE SHE'S A TOTAL MESS..STOP FRONTIN LIKE YOU CARE.. ITS SO LAME!

DAMN ! I THINK ROSIE O'DONNELL IS MORE TONED THAN BRITNEY.. X17 ONLINE IS SUCH A BITCH FOR BRITNEY BECAUSE SHE MAKES YOU MONEY..NOT CAUSE SHE'S WORTH ANYTHING! YOU LOVE HER CAUSE SHE'S A TOTAL MESS..STOP FRONTIN LIKE YOU CARE.. ITS SO LAME!

Can someone introduce Britany to Proactive? Her skin needs it!

I don't understand why x17 always seems to support Britney. Is this really a site funded by her? Is she paying your salaries?

I just keep thinking of all the people, women and men, who are worser(is that a word)than Britney and Kevin. There are hundreds out there. I don't feel Britney is that bad compared to them. Probably people right here right now who are reading and writing on this blog. Worse than Britney. No, not really a Britney fan. Hope she gets help and one day be a good mother. Hey, one day she just might be a grandmother. Go granny go!

4:15 May

I agreed with you until I heard one of the cuts off Britney's new album. I think instead of the new language she was actually trying to learn the words to her son. I can't remember the name of it, but it's (for lack of the right term) Japanesque in style.

Of course, she could be talking to Martians too. She sure can be a space cadet sometimes.

Nony, of Course there are people worse than Britney. The differences are $100 million bucks & the fact that most laws apply to them. Try flashing your privates in public & see what happens.

People get upset - and rightly so - when celebrity justice (no laws apply) takes over. People like to feel like no one is above the law. Britney thumbs her nose at the courts. A lot of what you read is born of frustration and disgust.

Oh my god, her tits are so saggy.
she is a fat cow who looks 45.

CAN SOMEONE INTRODUCE BRITNEY TO COMMON SENSE? SHE NEEDS THAT TOO.

NOVEMBER 2do. international days to give our suppor to britney!

I THOUGHT NOV 3 IS INTERNATIONAL THIRD WORLD PISS ANT COUNTRY WHO CAN'T FEED OR PROTECT ITS PEOPLE.

DOES YOUR MOMMY KNOW THAT U ARE ABOUT TO GIVE BRITZILLA YOUR FAMILYS RATION OF RICE,AND POWDERED MILK?????

She's a fat old hag.

To the person saying Britney is bipolar, SHE'S NOT! Bipolar disorder runs in my family and NO ONE ever acted like she does. It's poor upbringing coupled with drugs and alcohol. She passed a drug test because she either stopped using long enough to pass it, or provided someone elses sample.

She's an attention whore, not bipolar.

5:08 Someone with common sense

EXACTLY! You're absolutely right.

Add prescription drugs & alcohol to attention whore & you have a walking, talking Britney Spears.

I have to agree, there is no way "her" drug test came back clean in that short amount of time. Someone else had to have provided their "sample" for her.

SPREAD YOUR PUSSY LIPS FOR US THE NEXT TIME YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAR BRITNEY!

What the hell is that on her head ???? A rat's nest ???????????????

If a man went around showing his dick, he’d be in jail. From what I understand, there’s a real movement growing to have Britney arrested. And it’s not by guys - it’s by parents. They can block porn sites, but they can’t block Britney’s shiz. And by law it is indecent exposure.

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5.33

it's dried up fish smelling like cottage cheese like looking white crumblies.

her new assistand have a huge butt..lol!

BOOTS STINK, SCALP STINKS, PROBLEMS WITH BELCHING & FARTING, BOOBS SAG, CHUBBY ARMS, HUGE NECK & FAT LEGS:

BEHOLD LADIES & GERMS, I GIVE YOU YOUR POP-ROCK SUPERSTAR TRAINWRECK... MS. BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS.

It's enough to make any fan proud. lmao

And this one

Showing her Vag AGAIN h t tp :/ / w w w .h o l y m o l y.c o.u k / n e w s / c e l e b -p h o t o-g a l l e r y / 1 6 5 1 / b r i t n e y - s p e a r s - p h o t o s / 1 . h t m l

OMG i am in toronto right now watching much music movies. they are showing crossroads filmed in 2001.I cannot believe the difference in this womans appearance in 6 years. I cant imagine how much shorter and wider she will look in 6 more years when she is 32. Even her shoulders and neck are twice as wide as they were in this 2001 movie. The millions she has and this is what happened to her in just 6 years.??
With that money she could afford a personal chef or better yet, repair her relationship with her father who works as a gourmet chef in for the rich in Malibu. To think her father is a chef working full time and she has millions to burp and fart starbucks daily.

Can't blame her Starbucks rocks~~~
Get off her back already she is going to have a great cd and return can't wait till you all eat crow for those who gripe and act like they don't like her.
JM

5:43 Clinton

Did you see my postings on Perez from last night? By the way, the movement is real. Britney believes that her celebrity status lifts her above the law. Time will tell.... ;-)

Britney why dont you remove all your tatoos?
Love :)

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Love :)

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so stinking shit
No Thanks!
Love :)

CROW?? she is defeating her own miserably existance. SHe makes 737k a month from old cd sales and perfume that keeps getting discontinues with Arden. In CA the payer for child support pays based on their income. Currently kfed gets 47k a month in child support for the next 18 years. When her cd has this so called great return as 5.56 quotes then kfed will get even more child support based on her new cd sales/income. Dont think kfed wont motion her starbucks fingernail biting ass back in court for more support is she has a new higher income? 47k a month X 12 months= 564k a year in child support. Now times that by another 16-18 years. I hope her monthly income increases to 140k a month so kfed can get 100k a month in support all the cd buyers pay for in an underhanded way. BTW its about 15% of cd sold gone to kfed becasue lazy ass cant change 14-16 diapers a day for 2 boys in the last year. I hope 5.56 buys 500 copies and forfits all of their money top spears merchandise for the rest of their life.
All this for sean and jayden to click archive in about 5 yrs to see where their mom was in 2006 and 2007. ANy celeb site has an archive click.

Astral life?
TCheep "enlightment" for losers.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Astral space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!

1. She's pretending that she, all of a sudden, she doesn't like being photographed.
2. I'll bet she's NEVER read one book from cover to cover in her entire life.
3. She looks like she's 45 years old!!
4. That 'ensemble' she's wearing is god-awful!!
5. I saw her perfume ad in a mag today. WHY did they use a pic of her that is FIVE years old??? (I think I know the answer to THAT quesiton!)
6. I thought I heard somewhere that she's going on TOUR?? Please tell me I was having an auditory hallucination!
7. How many more shoes and pumpkins is she going to hang on her rear view mirror??
8. Our little paptart LOVES the paps, don't let her fool you. She can't live a day without them. The day they don't take her pic is the day she will die.
9. Oddly enough she is a much better entertainer as a trainwreck than she EVER was as a "singer"!!!

cd sales are far more important than 2 boys who dont have a mother daily. Post rehab in MArch when she lost custody she should have focued her energy on getting her sons back, instead she focused on a flop hob tour for the CA and Miami trannys, ok shoot melt down, vma failure. etc etc howie day, issac cohen, tractor sex jr, NYC go go dancers strip down in feb etc etc etc etc etc

ANy male who thinks she is a great person had a other just like her, the neibourhood ho without all the money.

Sunnyday
you the biggest retarded most UNSENSIBLE english writer I have ever read

Breaking New : Britney Spears upcoming tour is scheduled for january 2008.Britney Spears will tour the prominant states , the UK and other countries .Tour dates are not available for now . In an interview with usmagazine.com , "Britney’s booked a considerable amount of space and time for the next couple of months, and of course we’re honored and humbled that she’s chosen us again. The tell tale sign for us is her booking space — it’s her typical warm-up behavior for a tour. She’s done it this way before all her tours. It’s a big sign that she’s getting back her focus after all these distractions. The focus is definitely coming back." the magazine wrote .

..and SUnnyday.. it's getting very OLD now. Cant you write anything sensible and CREATIVE ?? move onto to poetry class .. your posts are not sensible and very boring and very repetative.

YAY more time away from her growing children without her..(tour)

keep working and making money for kfed fatso, hope your knee can handle the weight you carry on it now.

Shar is having the last laugh now.

12:33 "divulgate"???? You MUST be a Britney fan!! LMAO!!

P.S. No one cares about the cover of Blackout.

maybe a snake on stage can focus on poisoning her to death this time

We love brit!!! xoxo
can't wait for the CD!! Congrats Brit on passing ALL of your randomn drug tests, being no.1 on iTunes and being fucking awesome!!!!

Wow , look at the wrinkles on her neck. As a woman ages the way to tell her age is by looking at her neck and hands. I am 39 and my neck dosent even have that many wrinkles or fat or chin??

what is up with the elvis sunglasses

5:52 (top one)

You forgot a ton of zits sitting on a dirty face. Otherwise you nailed it.

I guarantee in 20 years, if she is still alive, she will resemble in appearance Anna Nicoles Mother. That short wide fat round face and body that has head squished in with fat neck to her body like a big round blob of fat.

SUNNYDAY IS A PERVERT TROLLING FOR CHILDREN TO MOLEST. THAT'S WHY HE TRIES TO LURE THEM TO HIS WEB SITE.

GOD BLESS.....
GOD PROTECTS YOU......
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU..........
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............
AND MUCH WISDOM.....…
GOD BE WITH YOU.................
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE......................

OH OH.... LOOK OUT Y'ALL: THE PERVERT & THE CHURCH LADY HAVE STOKED UP THEIR KEYBOARDS.

A fender-bender with an X17 car? Hilarious.

Any Britney fan who buys her merchandise automatically contributes to the growing bank balance of Kevin Federline re: child support. I love it. ;-)

damn, you x17 guys must have taken a while to get there after she called you....bitch had to bust out a book! her assistant probably had to read it to her....i hope it had pictures in it to keep shitney entertained.

damn, you x17 guys must have taken a while to get there after she called you....bitch had to bust out a book! her assistant probably had to read it to her retarded ass....i hope it had plenty of pictures in it to keep shitney entertained.

So what if she is reading the Narnia Chronicles. Read the book and loved the movie. I also have read the latest from Sidney Poitier and Cormac McCarthy. Still reading "Deathly Hallows". She may be having her problems but it is exacerbated by all of the paps and so-called posters here. Ignore her and maybe she will be able to get the help she needs to put her life back together.

Britney Spears threatened to drive off a cliff

Troubled Britney Spears reportedly threatened to kill herself by driving her car off a Cliff.

According to the News of The World, and ‘hysterical’ Britney Spears phoned her ex husband Kevin Federline from her car and screamed: “I’m going to drive off the cliff! It’s going to be your fault that I killed myself.”

NOTW is also reporting that they were told that the ‘Gimme More’ singer sped down LA’s famous Mulholland Drive and vowed to zoom off the huge drop that lines the bendy road.

A source told the publication: “Britney blows hot and cold. No one knows what’s going through her mind—especially her.”

showbiz spy

The ZORAH? It's the Zohar, you morons. I see you're as accurate in your copy editing as you are in your reporting.

i took care of shitney's pink eye! i gave her a big ol load of my hot cum all over that pink puss pit! that is, after i fucked her in that fat ass!!!

There's nothing like coming home after a long, hard day at work and sitting down with a cold drink and my laptop to read the latest on this crazy ass. I swear, some of these posts make me laugh out loud, you guys are so funny. Keep up the good work, it's my entertainment for the evening!!

Haha well at least she admits she's a horrible driver in the video and apologizes. And she says her cd will be out Christmas. lol. I thought it was the end of October. Maybe she was smokin sumpin.

Gimme a BREAK. Britney would never drive off a cliff for reals (unless it was by accident because she can't drive!). She's just making empty threats to get even MORE attention. God, like she doesn't already get enough??? SICKO!!

Who Put a Curse On Perez Hilton?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDLRnIn_aM

The Jive lawsuit is gonna finish Him. X17 must be laughing at his fat hating ass.

i love that book !

6:42

A cliff.oh boy, Is this true? when did this happen? I Have Been out all day, just checking in on the hot mess we know and hate to watch.

jk,honestly.I love britney,she makes me feel even at my lowest point,no matter how many times I screw my life up, Im such a perfect human.

GOD BLESS.....
GOD PROTECTS YOU......
GOD ILLUMINATES YOU..........
GOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............
AND MUCH WISDOM.....…
GOD BE WITH YOU.................
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE......................

Peace, Prosperity and Passion for you and your boys!!!

Britney is the best ever. peace and love for you. i love you. i love X17

Please, this biatch doesn't know how to read. She's probably just looking at all the pretty little pictures. She's retarded...well, actually she's WORSE than retarded, because retards have shame, and are smart enough to know how to wear underwear, unlike this nasty cow. And I read that book in 3rd grade...but like I said, Shiatney is too stupid to even know how to read. Isn't it sad that she's so hated, and people have such a bad opinion of her that they have a hard time even thinking that this whore can do something that most 1st graders can do, which is read a book? She brings all her misery on herself, though, and I have no pity or sympathy for something so disgusting and worthless. She is sub-human, and she should be euthanized, just like any other unwanted animal. And she IS an animal...the ugliest, grossest, dumbest animal out there. She just needs to die already....it would be the kindest thing for her.

PEACE AND LOVE FOR BRIT & KIDS:

shouldn't you be laying your clothes out for CHOICH tomorrow ?

HEY SNORTNEY
PALEAZE SHOWER Y'ALL

SNORTNEY SNEARS

SOAP
WATER
DRY SHAMPOO-FOR THE EXTENSIONS
= C L E A N

I've seen students in a severely handicapped class who have better manners, look cleaner, wear underwear, comb their hair, and who have more common sense than our Twitney.

Does she not know how to phone in for a stylist, makeup artist, manicurist,and hairstylist. With her income she should staff these particular people for as part of her personal staff on call everyday, come on someone clue her in on how it's done

She looks like a rich drug addict, could this be the future Courtney Love?

YES, usually drug addicts are unshowered and messy,unkept. She looks like one in bad designer clothes

Snortney is sniffing up her income

What the hell does she DO all day? I mean, besides go to Starbuck's, the gas station, Taco Bell, and the tanning booth? She obviously spends NO time on hygiene, grooming, or style.

OMG CSLEWIS!! yay