Britney farted and Diddy smelled it. Whewwwwwwwwwwww

OMG!!! She looks beautiful!!!!!! I can't wait for tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Love you brit !

Damn! She's looking hot!

She looks beautfiul!!! Only if she can fix her hair, she looks even more beautiful. Can't wait for her performance

Shucks yall, we juz got in from da homeless shelter

Do you know the definition of "skinny"? I don't think so! I'm a size 3 and I'm not skinny! But she is looking more slender then usual.

twotney is so fucking ugly there. she looks like an oily fart

Ugh! This bitch still looks like crap. That hair is just straight up nasty.

Do you know the definition of "skinny"? I don't think so! I'm a size 3 and I'm not skinny! But she is looking more slender then usual.

look at her fucking hair? oh my fucking god she is disgusting

Time to put the white bag in the closet Britney. In fact, why don't you keep it company until after Easter.

cris angel looks like an absolute hobo. disgusting.

look at that crap in her cart she is buying!

There's Alli Free Ride.

and look at magic boy. he is just fucking creepy, he makes my skin crawl, no way would i let his nasty ass penis touch me

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God bless
GOD protects you
GOD illuminates you
GOD gives peace to you
and much wisdom…
GOD this with you
MUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE!
PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE…

5:58 you are posting the same crap at TMZ. We don't like it and neither do they. Take a hike!

she is not looking skinny. No, no.

man she is getting uglier

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what a dumb fucking hick, she carries her luggage with her, that purse is fucking ugly. you could hide a body in that samsonite. and everyone knows you con't carry a damn white purse and wear black shoes. and you don't use a white purse after labor day. what a fucktard. but that samsonite errr purse i mean is fucking ugly just like skanky ho shitney. security better check those suitcases before they leave the store, probably full of shoplifted fishnets for twotney. her pussy stench melts holes in them faster than she can steal them

why the hell is Alli buying a ball? Is that party shit? I don't think she has enough money. She looks worried. haha

She is Hott! She is looking thinner but that's what a tan will do for you! Can't wait to see her performance tommorow! I hope she shows skin! Well i know she will!

shes so hot fuck the haters!!

He and Britney make a good couple, because they both look like they STINK....

fucking twotney goes to cheap ass walgreens or Longs whatever it is, and buys her kids some cheap ass crap. here chuckies mommy bought you some souvineers from las vegas....probably cruising for some run for the border. hers wants some taco bell so she can cut some oily farts and magic boy can run close behind her so he can smell them all night long.

She still has her FAT legs and the bird's nest on her head. Anything for attention, I guess ! And Criss is the HOMELIEST guy I hav ever seen ! What's up with his W.C. Field's NOSE ????

they both look like their on drugs, Cris and Brit are wasted. Mark my word.

I used to like her... but come on... she is getting uglier...

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i wish twitney would hire me for her assistant. i would offer to cut her toenails for her and then i would steal all the clipped toenails so i could make a necklace out of them. if i am lucky they might still have toe jam on them. mmm i can't wait. i think i will wait until after she wears those brown cow boy boots all day long in the las vegas heat and then do them. hopefully those toenails will be extra cheesy and jammy by then. mmm mmm everything tastes good on a ritz cracker...

these people are supposed to have a lot of money but they all look dirty, cheap and poor

She still has her FAT legs and the bird's nest on her head. Anything for attention, I guess ! And Criss is the HOMELIEST guy I hav ever seen ! What's up with his W.C. Field's NOSE ????

britney is going to take over the world once again.. so all you haters can shove it!

she´s gourgeous here, looks like she lost 10 pounds, more or less. a looove britney because she never gets the rules. GO BRITNEY GO.

Imagine this...after all the posts about how Britney's career is over..here we are...before one of the most anticipated performances in VMA history....

It's Britney Bitch!

the problem with britney is not that she cant dress herself. lots of people cant dress themselves or take care of their appearance. not a crime. hello, thats why only few people are considered pretty or beautiful. their are lots of celebs who cant dress themselves, have no sense of style, nor can do their own hair or make up.
britney's problem is that she is a fucking idiot who has fired everyone around her: managers, publicists, stylists, hair and make up, her own parents for crying out loud! LOL. she thinks she can take care of everything herself. from her picking her own outfits, doing her own make up, doing her own choreography, etc. she is out on a mission to prove herself.
unfortunately, she just doesnt have all of those skills and simply cannot take on all of it - no one can! you name me one celeb who does EVERYTHING on their own, from their hair and make up to doing her own choreography. the results are apparent. and those of you looking for an amazing comeback tomorrow night at the VMA's are in for a sad disappointment. she will be OK, but nothing close to the britney we were used to seeing back in the day. until the fool recognizes that she needs help (in ALL areas of her life) and stops relying on the help and assistance of these retarded young girls who are not assistants and have almost no assisting experience, and tries to hire some PROFESSIONALS, she will fail.

Another word on the so-called "assistants" she has in her life: in my opinion britney just needs a friend. she feels so used and abused and misled by everyone in her life (her manager larry rudolph, her mother, her ex husband who was in it for the money and a record deal, etc), that she wants to have her inner circle be people whom she can trust and be her real friends. unfortunately she thinks that these young and inexperienced girls are people who are gonna keep her sane and tell her the truth. the truth, sadly, is that they are in it for the freebies and constant attention: hello brand new white versace bag for alli sims, or shannon funk snatching clothes and make up from the glamour shoot). watch them in the videos here on x17online and see how they absolutely LOVE the attention from the paps, even when they're asking to make room for poor old britney who cant walk.
Britney needs help. Maybe not for alcohol or drug addiction, but help to make her see things straight. until that happens, she's just gonna continue her downward spiral - who knows how much further down she can go, I already thought she'd hit rock bottom, but apparently she is capable of much, much more!

fat, no talent, white trash idiot. whats to like?

What trailer park do they ALL live in. They are so trashy and nasty looking. They look like meth whores, all of them and Britney isn't coming back Christina, this bitch is crazy and so over. With her nasty trifling ass.

That Chris Angel is very unattractive and I am tired of her suckers....

Another word on the so-called "assistants" she has in her life: in my opinion britney just needs a friend. she feels so used and abused and misled by everyone in her life (her manager larry rudolph, her mother, her ex husband who was in it for the money and a record deal, etc), that she wants to have her inner circle be people whom she can trust and be her real friends. unfortunately she thinks that these young and inexperienced girls are people who are gonna keep her sane and tell her the truth. the truth, sadly, is that they are in it for the freebies and constant attention: hello brand new white versace bag for alli sims, or shannon funk snatching clothes and make up from the glamour shoot). watch them in the videos here on x17online and see how they absolutely LOVE the attention from the paps, even when they're asking to make room for poor old britney who cant walk.
Britney needs help. Maybe not for alcohol or drug addiction, but help to make her see things straight. until that happens, she's just gonna continue her downward spiral - who knows how much further down she can go, I already thought she'd hit rock bottom, but apparently she is capable of much, much more!

she lives in the same trailer park next door to Jenny. they sit around snorting meth and stay up all night picking there faces and talking about boys. then they crank call kevin on the phone. jenny waits around for twitney to take a dump so she can check it for any peanuts or corn in it.

I just truly hope that there is a pair of NEW FISHNET STOCKINGS in that cart!!!

Who's the bleached blond with the green purse?

The tail is wagging the dog here, people! Can’t you see this fact? The VMAs don’t give two shits whether she’s good or not! The hype that is being built by the numerous “Will she or won’t she” questions will get people to watch. This is the most transparent marketing ploy I’ve seen in a very long time.

just keeps getting better and better

uncle mind fuck looks exceptionally hot, lol

Imagine this...after all the posts about how Britney's career is over..here we are...before one of the most anticipated performances in VMA history....

It's Britney Bitch!

Another word on the so-called "assistants" she has in her life: in my opinion britney just needs a friend. she feels so used and abused and misled by everyone in her life (her manager larry rudolph, her mother, her ex husband who was in it for the money and a record deal, etc), that she wants to have her inner circle be people whom she can trust and be her real friends. unfortunately she thinks that these young and inexperienced girls are people who are gonna keep her sane and tell her the truth. the truth, sadly, is that they are in it for the freebies and constant attention: hello brand new white versace bag for alli sims, or shannon funk snatching clothes and make up from the glamour shoot). watch them in the videos here on x17online and see how they absolutely LOVE the attention from the paps, even when they're asking to make room for poor old britney who cant walk.
Britney needs help. Maybe not for alcohol or drug addiction, but help to make her see things straight. until that happens, she's just gonna continue her downward spiral - who knows how much further down she can go, I already thought she'd hit rock bottom, but apparently she is capable of much, much more!

I'm guessing Sunday will be Britney's weekly bath day, right? She looks like she would smell bad....and nice dark circles. And great idea to take E and roll the day before a performance.

he 2 giant white purses - TACKY as SHIT.

And does Alli know what season it is? She's just as fashionably inept as Britney.

OMG PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! I would love to see 99.9 % of you fat ass QUEENS you know your FUGLY and wish you were part of the cool crowd...

AMIR is right. I agree with all you said, especially about the leeches. It's really sad that she doesn't see it.

sheislooking better for a change,hopes everything goes well for her tomorrow and she doesnt end up being the laughing stock of hollywood.

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5:55 How can you be a size 3 and NOT be skinny? When I weighed 88 lbs. I was a size 5. Maybe sizes have gotten bigger over the years because there are so many obese people in this country.

'round and 'round she goes....where she stops, nobody knows....

When you base 99.9% of your career on looking young and fuckable....then you'd better look that way. I'm sure most of the people posting here look just fine, but I highly doubt that they base their income on looking fuckable.

Britney has LOST every bit of her fuckable virgin attributes.

1. Alli is starting to dress like Britney....YIKES

2. She does look less bloated here. There has to be some trick she uses because one day she will look like a tub and the next look incredibly better.

MTV/VMA is using Britney also. They KNOW they will get an audience that wants to laugh at her trying to be sexy again. There is a small audience who actually is excited and thinks she will do well. Even the celebs who have been asked about it snicker first, then say something polite. I think you will see a lot of flashes to the audience, and they will be bending in their seats LAUGHING.

But maybe she will get a standing O. Who knows? It's a fickle (and highly immoral) crowd as it is.

For those of you that don't know your designer bags; Britney and Ali, are carrying $3,500 Versace Bags.
Also, she looks stupid with a white purse during this time of year.
And NO she does NOT look sexy, or hot. She's a McNasty looking fried up has been!!

For those of you that don't know your designer bags; Britney and Ali, are carrying $3,500 Versace Bags.
Also, she looks stupid with a white purse during this time of year.
And NO she does NOT look sexy, or hot. She's a McNasty looking fried up has been!!

I wonder is she gonna swim in the cement pond tonight with her friends? LOL She is so low class as my grandmother use to say....

Hopefully they will give her something decent to wear when performing. The top she has on in these pics has thick material to hold everything tight.

Break out the BIG-GIRL SPANX baby!! Britney is going to need it!

Maybe sizes have gotten bigger or people are just wishing/lying...because there is no way Kirstie Alley got down to 145 lbs. Even Oprah has fibbed. She was way bigger than what she claimed. I'm sure some of you are a lot younger, but I'm 50 and I sure as hell don't have what I once had. We all get older and change. Time takes it's toll on all of us, especially after kids. I just thank God gives me another day at this point in life.

So, I guess Britney KNEW that paparazzi PERSONALLY in order for her to call them a fat fuck, right??

You have to know someone personally to make a comment about them, right??

So, I guess Britney KNEW that paparazzi PERSONALLY in order for her to call them a "fat fuck", right??

You have to know someone personally to make a comment about them, right??

Who are these idiots who keep saying they love Briteny? Why? She is not the same person she was when she came out. She was too cute and didn't look like she stink, but this is not her. So how can you still like her, please don't I don't want to hear she rocks, she's hot and she's crazy and nasty looking. So please save it.

Why did Britney even have kids...it's not like she spends any time with them...she spends more time with her damn dog!!!

I'm thinking all the ones left who are Britney fans have to be the ones who were already fans from the beginning. I can't imagine her having any new ones.

Britney had kids because she was dying to be called a MILF. Unfortunately for her, she never made the title.

6:51 Thank you for making an excellent point!

good god, she looks absolutely horrible.
it does not even look like her, i saw pics of her and diddy and diddy wasnt' to happy taking a picture with her.

god brit, what the hell happened to you. she isn't skinnier, she is wearing black to hide it all.

what a waste and all the britards think this is a comeback.

LMAO !!!

Britters is probably sucking the hell out of her drug lollies because she's trying to stave off a full blown panic attack. Next she'll smoke a little to relax, then eat a bunch to feel loved, then drink a little to anesthesize, then maybe a pill or two to help her sleep. When she wakes up it'll be, yes, SUNDAY, the day of her comeback in her own mind and a few of her tard fans. It still wouldn't surprise me if she didn't show at the VMAs. I picture when you're leash-training a puppy, how they pull and pull to try to get out of the collar. That'll be our Shitters. Poor thing, I already feel embarrassed for her and it's only Saturday.

Alli - the peach-colored dress, beige shoes and white purse. It's SEPTEMBER, not APRIL, idiot.

She almost bailed at LAX. The same may happen again when reality sets in. I will believe it when I see it.

Get a grip, people. If she shows up, she'll pull it off because she'd have to be in a fucking coma to fuck this up. Look at all the distraction that's going to be on that stage to take away from the disaster she is. You got a magician, flying people, literally tons of smoke and mirrors, a passel of backup dancers. There's so much to focus on there's no possible way she could screw this up. Not that I don't think she really could if she tried, but aside from dropping dead then it's very unlikely this will flop.

That's not to say she isn't still a skank loser. But Monday she will be back to her old tricks. And Magic Boy there will be onto another Hollywood chick who he just happened to meet backstage. He's getting all he needs out of her and she's dumb enough to let him. Same shit with this loser chick. Different day.

I cringe for her.

I just hope there aren't jokes that they play on her...like having bald dancers with green umbrellas acting crazy while Rihanna sings Umbrella.

Hmmm....on 2nd thought - I'd kindof like to see that.

Don't they usually do some sort of spoof on someone?

She's doing a trust fall into her dancers hands at the end. She could fuck that up. I think she did once before, or maybe they will drop her. Either way, it would be funny.

I agree 7:02 - there is really no way she can fuck up. Now, if the cd skips...she might need to learn that jig from Ashlee Simpson. Or if her weave gets ripped off somehow...that might not be good. What else could go wrong? I just hope she doesn't give the crowd another twat shot.

I will Tivo it - can't bear to give it ratings by watching live, but I do want to laugh and analyze it later.

Britney has added weight from the last VMA appearance--- what do you think..at least 30lbs more?? Won't that impact her movement a bit? Maybe she won't move that much. Let's hope the Freak keeps her looking good with his circus mirrors.

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Damn those sluts have to be from Kentwood. They all look like hookers and greasy magic boy looks like he just left the homeless shelter.

I am so amused by the Britney 'fans' and their inability to form a sentence that actually makes sense. Kinda tells everyone what's really up.

Leave it to Shitney to find a place where she can stock up on Correctol. She'll be shittin all night.

I love ya Britneyyy,you're cool,beautiful,talanted and a great mom.
God bless!!!Fuck ya'll Britney haters.

ok so Britney carries a wite purse and everyone goes balistic and makes crude remarks about it, but Angelina Jolie is photographed carrying a white purse along with her daughter who has the same "mini purse" and everyone thinks it is so cute... just goes to show everyone is going to criticize Britney no matter what she does. Give the girl a break... she has to constantly live under a microscope.

but do you know exactly WHEN the Jolie pics were taken? And Jolie and her daughter had similar bags...not matching hideous pieces. It wasn't the same "mini-purse".

I'm sure the ugly ass white bags were gifts to the twats...probably because they couldn't sell them.

Not looking SKINNY - looking SQUEEZED!

frm what ive heard in the grapevine, britney uses DIARETICS to the extreeem keep the pounds off...eat it like candy.

Diuretics would explain the emergency stops to public bathrooms, and the seepage stains on her ass.

OMG! Where are the HIDEOUS brown cowboy boots?

britney sooo fat its disgusting. lose some weight bitch!

coke whore britney

this is a sick world. how could you ppl praise this untalented waste of space?? shes a whore.

Angelina and Zahara pic was posted at TMZ on 9/7/07. OMG, after Labor Day. Oh and the little mini purse .....
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Little much don't you think and it's white!!!! But how cute is that.....
my point is why make such a big deal because Britney carries a white purse, it's all so stupid and insignificant. Her attire is no more outrageous than half the music industry celebs. The white after labor day rule is so 60's. who cares?

OMG what if Shitters takes a bunch of laxatives tonight so that she'll look "skinny" tomorrow and she still has the runs tomorrow night??? Oh, what a shame that would be..............

oh honey not even wearing black can help you. bitch is too FAT!!!!

You call that hot??? Your turd is hot.

was Angelina's bag the Valentino, or the kids'?

The bags that Britney has are ugly as shit. And 2 GROWN women having ugly matching bags is retarded.

Her cohorts look like sluts she picked up off the streets. Classless trash just like Britney. It amazes me how people think Hollywood is so glamorous. It used to be, but now it's full of ugly, fat, pathetically dressed, over-Botoxed, fake, plastic people who, for the most part, aren't even talented. I don't get it.

Gross!!! Criss Angel looks disgusting! If I saw him on the street I would cross to the other side. What a smarmy looking guy. Another example of classless trash, male version. Put him next to George Clooney or Johnny Depp - the contrast is startling. I must say, Criss and Brit-Brit look like they are of the same nasty caste.

There's a few video seconds of Britter's rehearsal on MTV. She looks pretty good. She has on a tan hat with low jeans and a white belt and a short white top. It looks similiar to what she usually does. It's not very long, but her hair is clean and shiney. She's a little stiff, but not bad. Much better than I expected.

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Britney bought those bags the other day: one for her and one for Ami. It's so juvenile. She really does think and act like a 12 year-old.

Wow!! Criss Angel is a sharp dresser. Definitely white trash, homeless sheik. Looks like he is just off the truck from Alabama. From his "look" one might assume that he could be living in a van down by the river. What a catch he would be for Britney. He could do Magic for the kids B-day parties. What is his act called? Something like "Criss Angel - Dumb Fuck?"

Do you really think he'd risk his health by hittin it with Brit? You'd need a rubber as thick as a tire inner tube!

OMG, I just watched a few seconds of her rehearsal. I don't know about you but I think it was absolutely boring, the same old shit, AND she looked out of shape and like she was just going through the motions. Ugh, I had a feeling ........

I agree. It's similiar to the House of Blues to me. She is just kind of following along and stiff.

Cause I really have identity I'ts like there's too much STUPID PEOPLE in this fucking forum or how it deserves to be called!! Why don't u shut up ur fucking ass??!! C'mmon y'all stop fucking ur mothers maybe u r gonna get back some brain if u have ever had it!! LEAVE THE GIRL alone!! Don't u have anything to do??I mean more important that critizing BS?? Don't u have a fucking life FUCKERS??At least look for sth u like to spend and not waster ur time!! And please don't mention her if u don't know her and if u know how to read stop reading Us wekly or those bullshit and make ur brain raise a bit so maybe u could think in something positive and then learn how it feels to have a life. oooh and I forgot...tomorrow someone is gona close and shut up some broken asses!!

Who the fuck needs a purse that big? Is she packing a picnic dinner? Is it an overnight bag? Maybe she's carrying enough coke to cover her until she gets home.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT Melisa F LEAVE!! NO ONE IS BREAKING YOUR ARM TO READ THIS STUFF AND YOU DAMN SURE CAN'T TELL PPL WHAT TO DO OR SAY SOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK OFF!!

Melisa - stay off the booze.

Melisa F - I'm sure you've been told this repeatedly in your life...but one more time won't hurt--- SHUT YOUR TWAT, YOU DUMB FUCK.

You can't form ONE coherent sentence. I hope English is your 5th language.

Man - I hope that her performance isn't like that practice. And PLEASE don't let her wear that. It's practically the same thing she tried squeezing into (pre-baby she didn't even look good) years ago. And the moves ARE BOOOOOOORING. She'd better do something way better, or she's toast.

After seeing that practice...I am majorly cringing for her. Why isn't someone who cares stopping her?? Oh, I guess I answered my own question - no one gives a shit about her.

She is crazy for doing this on her own. It's boring and repetitive. The circus atmosphere will make it even worse. She needs to call it a day and go home.

Doesn't look like she's even going to lip-synch. Maybe she will pull the hat down low enough that you can't see her mouth.

I'm sure she will pull it together, but doesn't look like any real dancing is going to happen. And I'm guessing she chose the 'outfit'. Very disappointed already. Maybe they will change it up.

8:36 Melissa Rocks! You tell them girl. It's just some total loser with nothing better to do than fuck around on these sites and hate Britney. The guys is well..... quite a loser. We all just ignore him... All the hater posts are by one sad sad weirdo.

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

I just hope she doesn't go home and kill her kids after this.

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

how does she stay skinny? she always eating fast food, and drinks?

how does she stay skinny? she always eating fast food, and drinks?

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

I think i'ts sooooo fucking funny that so many ppl here hates Britney but still wastes their "precious" time on someone they call a whore...at least she got a life, huh?
oh, and yeah "no one gives a shit about her" except you I guess...

wow her legs look amazing

VERY BORING! Sure the "Smoke & Mirrors" will make it more entertaining, but thats courtesy of Criss! Remember, the pics above was staged for the paparazzi ! Thats a tight girdel ya got on Brit, hold that fat ass in! Oh the lollipops are suppose to be HOODIA...Yeah Brit, they dont seem to be "curbing your fast food appetite"! AGAIN..lollipops are courtesy of Criss...See anyone can walk the streets stoned, these lollipops are "special" lollipops!

I think i'ts sooooo fucking funny that so many ppl here hates Britney but still wastes their "precious" time on someone they call a whore...at least she got a life, huh?
oh, and yeah "no one gives a shit about her" except you I guess...

I think i'ts sooooo fucking funny that so many ppl here hates Britney but still wastes their "precious" time on someone they call a whore...at least she got a life, huh?
oh, and yeah "no one gives a shit about her" except you I guess...

If her current group of friends gave a shit about her - they would provide other clothing for her performance.

Hey, I thought this was the "Britney" site. Both Just Jared and Perez posted a video of Britney's MTV rehearsal 15 minutes ago. You guys need to wake up!!

=D

She will freak out and think the sky is falling, or write 666 on her forehead and go screaming down the halls that she is the Antichrist.

Is this House of Blues or VMA practice?

say it's not true - you're joking right? of course she's not wearing that on her performance ¬¬ it was just a rehearsal! i'm pretty sure she'll wear a nice outfit!

yeah, there's no WAY she will wear that outfit. One can only hope.

=D

She should pull out that "Evil Britney" "Voodoo" denim daisy duke skirt that she wrote all over with an ink pen and then wore to House of Blues. That must have been when her meds wore off.

I'm sure Criss Angel will find her something nice to wear. He's so classy.

=D

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too!
At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !

Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"?

She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too? She gave them Nyquil & soda, nothing would surprise me!

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them!
Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

Dear god...Criss looks so horrible too! At least when he was with his wife, he really was hot !
Britneys face is so haggered, see what "partying" does kiddies?
"This is what you look like" ! SHIT ! And older than hell ! Oh, forgot, Criss will be 40 ! "Hum, mid life crisis Criss"? She should be more concerned for her kids, she has enough money anyway! She doesnt want to be bothered with them! Wonder if she gives the kids Lollipops too?

BRITNEY YOU ARE BEST!
A GOOD MOTHER, TALENTED SINGER, NICE PERSON.
CMON YOUR GOING TO ROCK THE VMA'S, LADY!
BIG HUGS FROM SPAIN!!!
WE ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

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britney is great, just wait for 2morrow

A lot of people on Perez are saying it's not her. It does look much thinner than her, but it looks likeher moves.. I guess we will see tomorrow night.

EVERYONE AT PURE MANAGEMENT RIPPED ON HER FOR HOURS ALL WEEK. AND, SHE MADE NOTHING CLOSE TO $250K... LOL ... TAO AND PURE MAKE UP AMOUNTS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE ONE CLUB HAS MORE CASH TO THROW AROUND THAN THE OTHER. DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE. SHE ALMOST GOT BOOED OUT OF LAX WHEN THEY "MADE" AM PLAY HER TRACK. PEOPLE JUST STOOD THERE LIKE WTF IS THIS.

9:30 shut the f*ck up asshole and go to f+yourself

Great post AMIR! I agree with everything you said.

I hope she comes to her senses soon.

I have a feeling that not everyone in the industry is 'great' with her being there and I do think she will get booed. For the right money, some idiot will do it. If this was Britney in the video, and I'm not convinced it was, she was stiff and unsure of herself. She kept looking at the other dancers and following their lead. The old Britney would never do that (practice or not). She is a lil overweight, older and just not the same person she once was. I think this act will be mediocre at best. I still think there is a chance she will bail. She tried at LAX and you can tell her confidence is not quite there. I'm not a fan, just calling it as I see it. I really hope I'm wrong and this doesn't turn into the circus I suspect it will.

omg... the haters are so fucked up.... that when Brit does awesome ... they say it is not her... man LMAO.... Now that is some denial... oh oh... the one about... they "fixed" the video so she looks slim.. ahahhahhahha... hating eats your brain cells obviously.

still no rehearsal on youtube... sign

breath heavy has a link to the vma rehearsal on you tube

breath heavy I would like to post... but it doesn't work for me.... it is excrutiatingly slow... I wasn't able to create an identity... drag

someone commented about her stomach... looking big in pap photos... way back when when i was 5'5' and 118lbs. I was in fantastic shape BUT... if I totally relaxed my stomach muscles I would have a stomach... so I think those shots are of BRIT totally relaxed with somewhat slouchy posture...

My bro is on the crew handling the staging for MTV and said this girl is a dancer hired as a stand-in for the back-up dancers’ rehearsal. He was THERE. These people are getting all worked up over NOTHING. Anyone who has seen Britney partying at Pure, etc., this weekend can easily tell that this is a different person.

Low class refers to the people who would write hateful lies about people they don't even know. I guess it makes them feel superior.

Britney has muscles in her legs, from dancing. She has been looking nice and toned since she started back at dance class. Probably y'all don't recognize muscles earned by exercise and dancing.

She looks clean to me.

I think the show has everything well in hand for the performance and Britney will be superb. One thing she can do is put on a stage performance like this one coming up.

10:25 YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.... MTV DON'T FUCK AROUND... AND IF IT IS YOUR BROTHER.... HE JUST LOST HIS JOB!

THIS WAS A STUNT BY MTV. IT IS NOT HER!

Every time Brit did the VMA's they did video of her rehearsal.. don't be silly of course it is her...

It is Brit.......she is wearing her jewellery and the "wedding finger ring"

what did Alli drop on the floor or almost step on?

BELIEVE WHAT YOU PLEASE
IT IS A BODY DOUBLE FOR THE MAGIC TRICK

Britney Spears is absolutely fascinating. I have never seen anything like it. From tabloid hell to rocking the VMA's. I have NEVER seen the music industry with whiplash... they were looking back... thinking she was washed up... and woooooaaaaaaaa... what the fuck? Like magic.. she's hot, she rocks and she's a good mama! Awesome... she looks totally confident and in her element in that rehearsal.. expect more great things from this incredible young woman. AND NEVER DOUBT HER AGAIN!!!!

I think Britney's family and her Mama should be damn proud. It must be hard to see your baby go off and do her thing on her own... but she had to one day... and despite all the controversy.. she must have learned from her family how to survive! I hope they send her huge bunches of flowers... or maybe her Mom will show up on the VMA;s and give her a BIG HUG and a bouquet of flowers... that would be awesome

BRITNEY FUCKING SUCKS!

Idont know why you guys keep saying shes beautiful and skinny and blah blah blah bunch of kiss ass, shes fuckin ugly.