Brit To Launch Hair Extensions Line?!?

They going to marinade the hair in KFC grease, make it smell like cigarettes, and hire sweatshop kids to fray and knot individual strands of hair to make it just like shitneys?

I suppose she finally found her calling. But, World Tour!? Yeah, like that is gonna happen.

She is so damn boring now. I want crazy Britney to come back. 2009 perhaps? BTW, am I first?

OMG i Love her so much here in japan some girls walk around like britney and nobody cares i know there are some haters here so be a human and leave her alone she is a idol for so much people out there and i m so proud to be a fan of her

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

She isn't an expert, her hairdresser is! The only thing Britney Spears is an expert at is f@cking up her children's lives.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hair extension expert??! Has anyone seen the close-up pics of that rat's nest over the last year?! PUH-LEEZE!
The only thing that's funnier than that was the line about "shrewd business woman"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

god people can be so mean. I think it will be cool if Britney does Hair Extensions. And I am definitely going to see her on Tour in April!!

Her line would def out sale Simpson's.

You mean it's easier to spend hours putting in hair extentions then to simply use some shampoo and wash your hair once in a while?

Expert business woman?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

you call those extesion's expertise work? r u f@#$% blind or just stupid?

ahahaha lmaoooo ,

so what ? , she shaves her head and walks

around bald or with a rats nest on her heas and she's want to sell people hair !!!!! ,

lmaoooooooooooooo ,,

is she going to sell singing lessons next lmaoooo

lol

I'll pass..If I want my hair to look like hers I will go cut off some of my palomino horse's tail and glue it on my head. LOL

She better hope there is a market for it next year. Extensions may not be at the top of everyone's 'to do' list..
this really doesnt seem like a good time to be branching out into extensions.. but what would I know.

Britney wants to prove she's a "shrewd businesswoman"... that really made me fall off my chair laffing! yea right.. mental patient.. forced into a conservatorship.. and as far as her nasty ugly weave.. I like what 11:16 but that would be abusive to the horse who I'm sure is a beautiful creature and needs his tail hair to swat fies off him whereas Britney doesn't care what vermin live off her.

This is getting too funny. Next thing you know she'll be teaching parenting classes at UCLA.

Go far away Ms. Spears. From previous posts, the Japanese love you. Fly back there and take your hair extension line with you. The thought of Japanese girls who have naturally beautiful hair, putting in your horsehair extensions is a sight too gruesome to imagine.

Never fear, chika, her tail drags the ground so there would plenty of horse tail left over.(Unless I want the Crystal Gail Britney look); )

QUEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!

The horse's tail would still be near a large butthole if it were used for her weave :-)

SHREWD BUSINESS WOMAN? With a failed restaurant (Nyla); 2-failed marriages; failed album (Blackout); failed attempt at motherhood (lost custody); etc. etc., there isn't anything close to "shrewd" is that she does resemble a shrew. But that is it.

If this story is true you know it wasn't her idea, just another marketing ploy by her PR people to get back some of the $$$ she is hemmoraging being crazy.

The chick with the most horrible hair has no business doing this. She is just copying Jessica Simpson. Like Britney always copies everyone else.

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Britney would be very smart to launch her hair brand. She should market like Fedora and wig style combinations that she was so smart in doing after buzzing her hair off.

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I heard that this is false about her doing a hair extension line.

Muh babies jus eated sum cigarettes whut shood I doo?

Her weave looks like the fuzz circling my shower drain.

If this article has even a shred of truth to it, it has to be the most ridiculous thing she's done this minute! Maybe she can be a s(m)pokesperson for Lithium, but hair products? The only possible positive will be that she will be FORCED to bath on a daily basis to keep up the joke....I mean media whoring....um, product pimping. Maybe the hair people need to talk to the people at Pepsi, who must be actually very pleased that she switched over to their rival Coke!

Anyone remember how Jessica Pimpson tried doing an ad from Smart beer? This is just as bad! Kentucky Fried head pelt anyone?

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I hear her inflatable pocket dildo, the Adnad® is selling well. It has a washable single strip of realistic hair at the base and comes with a quart of chicken grease lube!

She'd have more success selling pink wigs at halfway houses!

So that's what she was doing for the last year. A promo tour of the local filling station bathrooms.

LOL!

She looks so pretty in that pic!

This story came from the National Enquirer...

Do women actually want you know they are wearing these things? I don't remember anyone ever saying... I am wearing a Calvin Klein hair extensions. How does this product fit in the current Britney Spears Brand?

How did Paris' line go? Did she actually do any promotional videos?

I don't have enough information to make a decision on this one.

Britney's hair extensions have always sucked!

WHATevvver!

Okay, so, as backass backwards as this all sounds, then she may as well do these things also:

Sell Britney-Brand Artificial Nails...

Put out a How to Dance by Waving Your Arms instead of Moving Your Feet or Body video....

Write a Mental Health Book...

Write a Parenting Book...

Write a Healthy Lifestyle Book...

Write a Book on Humility and Unselfishness...

Write a How to Drive book...

Write a Self-Help book...

Write a How to Meet the Perfect Man book...

Put out a How to Sing Video...

Put out a How to Apply Makeup Video...

...you get the picture.

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What's worse, is that her fans would actually buy those things by the pallet thinking(?) it would help their lives!

Would the artificial nails be edible? Do they come in flavors, like Cheetos?

Yep. I just don't get it.

Her fake, dirty hair was one of the most ripped on things about her and now she wants to go into that business?
Maybe she can use these pictures on the box?
http://
www.newstoob.com/media/images/2007/07/britney_spears_bad_weave.jpg

http://
i174.photobucket.com/albums/w93/icant88/1011_britney_spears_ext_pcn.jpg

LOL Hilarious! "Britney Spears Artificial Nails - Cheetos or Tobacco Flavored!"

She looks pretty @12:59. In the first shes going for a Sheryl Crow hippy look.

More like a junkie on a bad drug trip that hasn't bathed in months and would go screaming in terror out of the room if someone threw a bar of soap anywhere near her!
Maybe she can shill a bar of soap and call it 'Nemesis'!

POOR BRITNEY NEEDS TO MAKE UP THE MONEY SHE IS HEMMORAGING BY BEING NUTS!

AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA The stories get funnier every day. The rats nest queen selling ANYTHING to do with hair is the most HALARIOUS thing I have heard all year.................... Is she going to instruct yall on how to wash it and maintain it ?????? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHA AHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What next? Tampons?

Sell Britney-Brand Artificial Nails...
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Will her line of acrylic nails be pre-chewed?

What difference does it make if its hair extensions or stick on tatoo's? She still has more going for her than all you bitches put together and you know it is true. Nobody begs you to come to their country to perform. You haven't sold millions of records, won hundreds of awards, have your name in the Guiness Book of World Records multiple times for accomplishments you made through sales of multiple cds, and be able to transform yourselves into a beautiful youthful young woman within hours. Her body is young, tight and sexy, you piggies eat another twinkie while you read this shit maybe it will make you feel better. Britney has it all. money, fame, and her children. LOL! KFED lets her have them all the time. There is nothing you girls can do to change his fat ass thinking either cause he used every dirty trick in the book to get them then he sold them back all the while you bitches were defending him and his twinkie filled ass. What a fat piglet he has become. Karma is a bitch and its biting his ass in the butt. I hope he gets the poor volleyball player pregnant then he will have to get a job to pay her child support. Meanwhile back at Britney's she is #1 all over the world. People are requesting airplay on radio stations, every video she makes is #1 and even people that thought they were superior are shaking their heads and hands and asking for forgiveness for being such bitches asking her for a second chance. X17 only gets info now if they steal it. LMAO. Be careful what you wish for piggies you might just get it. What would happen to you if you got sick and your hair fell out and you needed a wig or worse somebody that you love if you are capable of love? I doubt Britney will sell hair extensions because she has no need to but if she did it would be a hoot to see the day when you bitches are standing around in line to buy them just like you do for the National Enquirer. HEHEHE!!!

You piggies couldn't afford them anyway. LOL!

And after all that, your typical 16 teenager still has more of a right to self determination and happines than she has!!! And your delusion that everyone is a fat, unhappy, broke woman couldn't be more delusional! Just looking at the community pages proves just how stupid you are!

Sheesh! Anybody who spends the amount of time 12:42 has collecting and recanting minutia about a mentally ill former-Lolita...clearly needs a more meaningful life.

Step away from the computer!

12:42 PM You‘re overdue for your meds.

Free meds are available for Britney‘s hardcore fan club @

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The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz should race her to the patent office. He started wearing that weave long before she did!

December 29, 2008 3:34 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz should race her to the patent office. He started wearing that weave long before she did!

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Perfect...LOL!

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STOP ALL THE STUPID CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE AND TURN TO GOD FOR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP ALL THE STUPID CRAP ABOUT PEOPLE AND TURN TO GOD FOR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!