Britney And Ellen Go Caroling!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

hahah britney and ellen make a funny duel team..they should have a reality show togethor =D

Just one more painful infomercial in the bag, but this one inadvertently goes to great lengths to prove that she is completely tone deaf and simply cannot sing a note to save her life!

hehe. she is funne

1:26. If you think Brit was serious in the SKIT. Then you're a fool.

I WOULD LET ELLEN IN MY HOUSE BUT NOT BRITNEY SPEARS!

omfg i love it !! i love when shes like 'ITS BRITNEY BITCH' hahaha too funny ! Love it!!!!!

Britney Spears is so pathetic she needs OTHER people to help her re-establish her failing career. Can you say LOSER?

Hey nick calm the f down. Britney isn't worth having a heart attack over. really she isn't

Even Ellen says they sound like chipmunks. She dont realize its NOT a joke on Shitneys part, thats THE REAL DEAL.

Which one sang the solo, SMELL my FINGERS?

she even needs to lipsync that

Interesting entourage!

2007 > January 09 - Britney Goes To Barneys With Larry Rudolph

www.britneyres.com/displayimage.php?album=2151&pos=8

Happy holidays ms spears.I hope you find peace.

Happy holidays ms spears.I hope you find peace.

ha ha she can TRY to covince the world shes "all better now" but she cant be alone with her kids, cant sign legal papers cant control her own money or her own life. At least 2 judges thinks she is insane. So, go ahead keep playing "sane" shitney, MOST of America knows your a loser who abused than abandoned their kids. WASHED UP BITCH !V

How can she enjoy her life living like a monkey in a cage ?? Just off yourself shitney, leave this earth while you still have a LITTLE dignity left !

and...

2007 > January 10 - Britney Buys A New Puppy With Sean Preston

www.britneyres.com/displayimage.php?

Hey, seriously, I´m not a fan of britney (I´m not a hater, because I have a life? oh, and I´m european) but that really makes me smile. Come on. Making fun of yourself that way is a thing that is very honest and sweet. I´m surprised and impressed.

theres "shitney" again! :) just to let you know, it does not get under my skin baby doll....i just think its funny that you come on here and write mean comments just to feel better about yourself...you must be really insecure....i know for a fact that iam verry good looking...not to be conceited...but i am lol....so those comments that u make about me, really dont bother me.... hehe...

keep it positive shitney :)

Shitney looks crappy as hell.

Shitneys acting was so fake that its not even funny because she SUCKED bigtime.

Hey Andy,
boy or girl?

If this whore could go on tv then why cant shitney take care of her own kids?

By the looks of shitneys ugly face, she still looks like an old tranny granny in her 70s.

Not able to answer a very simple question?
Or simply not knowing exactely? Yeah, it´s really late at night:-)

What´s up Andy?
Having a big fat burger right now?

4:28pm, bahahahahaha! Whats funny is that you keep asking stupid questions that dont even make sense at all. And you would think that I would give you personal information over the internet? NOT! Not going to happen sorry. Oh and shitney looks like garbage.

BRITNEY LOOKS PRETTY HOT...

OH YA

Who did her panty check?
Paw paw or Ellen?

Well, that´s all I needed to know, lol.
I thought you ARE stupid enough to answer. So thank you.

Her dad. He deserves hazardous duty pay.

Shitney still looks like an old lady in her 50s.

4:34pm, No but are you? You are gross as hell to think that. bahahahahaha! lamo!

She looks older. Sharon Stone is 50.

Hey, from 70s to 50s. This one has gone fast. Keep up making my day!

Ohh Andy, Ohhhhh Andy, ohohOHHHH Andy.

So you all know how to cut him/her off by now. Well, it was easier than I thought it would be. I´m still laughing.

By the time shitney turns 70years old, shell start to look all wrinkley and old in her 80s soon. hmm cant amagine what this slut will look like when she turns 80years old.

Shitney looks like shes in her 90s.

90's sound right

By the time shitney turns 90, shell end up using a walking cane or a wheel chair and shell be walking really slow once the paps get sick of seeing her when she gets really old soon.

Shitney looks like shes in her 100s.

Shitney looks like shes in her 200s.

Britney and Ellen make a perfect duo to go caroling together, she is one of one of the sweet nurturing types of Hollywood and this is just the kind of loving friend that Britney needs right now especially this time of year. Just like Mel Gibson who took her on vacation and Hugh Jackman who wished her happy birthday last Britmas. Of course, now he is getting rewarded by the Academy for his sweet jesture by given Host to the Oscars. Such lovely people. So happy for her.

Shitneys wearing too much make up on.

Shitneys still a druged up skank.

Also, with her sweet angelic voice it would be the most memorable xmas ever for those lucky people. Personally i would have probably cried and hugged her feet.

Shitneys voice sounds BAD. When shitney sings, she breaks your ear drums when she sings like a load of CRAP.

Hugh Jackman was made the host of the Oscars because he told Shitney Smears Happy b-day? 6:29, what the hell kinds of drugs are you on? Do you just make shit up randomly in your head and then convince yourself it's the truth? Is that how it works?

I want you all to start apologizing to me immediately because you have all said mean things to me. I am a 20 year old girl from chicago who still is a virgin who lives with her parents and grandma. My parents are always mean to me and my grandma is evil. I work at a nursing home in the mornings as a volunteer because my family hates me and i do not want to have to deal with them at all, especially my evil grandma. No one else likes me, but at least i have this place to post on. If you people do not start apologizing and start begging for my forgiveness then i will continue to post on here as long as i have to until you all do so.

Big Wtf @ 7:35, It makes perfect sense to me, of course his illustrious movie career helps but if you consider that Britney is a an extremely influential lady and police will come running to help her at the drop of a hat just like when she stalled her car, well, there you go. Lovely people are rewarded for kind behaviour.

Bullshit! Keep telling yourselves those little lies!

Wheeeeeeee!
Circus is the official soundtrack for the mentally ill.

Its no lie that several Beverly Hills Cops helped push her car out of traffic. I have the picture right here on my computer. The white Mercedes. Very sexy car. i prefer the one she had in black, but she got a bit of a booboo on its fender and sold it.

7:52 Anon
ROTFLMAO

Best comment on the board.

Big deal. I'm just a regular civilian and I've had cops push my vehicle out of the way both by hand and with their cars! I'm damn sure that if I had a load of paps that I was courting clogging up traffic, they would have been even more anxious to get me moving again. Just because you say 1 + 2 = 4 in your mind does NOT make it true, no matter how much you want it to! I wasn't even talking about this particular theory of yours anyway. It was the other made up bit of fantasy! Show me anywhere where people said Jackman got this because of a b-day greeting. It will never happen because you made it up like a bunch of kindergarteners! Or maybe I like rain and it's raining here now because I gave some dude a buck yesterday when he was short at the store. Yeah, that's got to be the reason it's raining!

8:06 ~:D

And then a couple of days ago the cops nailed her ass with another ticket! The paps even told the officer who's car it was! I guess those cops weren't too impressed with her!

whose

It doesnt quite work that way. The weather changes on its own, where as the Academy is made of people, some of which obviously took a liking to his sweet jesture and thought, you know what, that Australia movie, all those other movies.. fantastic, Now we were probably angling towards Tom Hanks or someone else with as much star power, but that sweet song, that was my tipping point. Thankyou Academy. thankyou. You truely are clever people.

She was illegally parked. Wow. What a crime.

Ooooohhhh My God Are You DUMB! You didn't even get the weather part!!!! And Jackman is in several major movies right now and that has nothing to do with anything he said to Britney Spears!!! What is your IQ? 100? Do you still believe in Santy Clause and the Tooth Fairy? Ride any unicorns lately? Come on! Let's hear some more whoppers!

And if she is such an important person and it was just a parking ticket, then why did they give it to her? They gave it to her because it is their job, just like pushing a car out of the way when she makes one of dozens of stupid moves again in a vehicle!

Oh no, Kimmerly’s electro-shock =:-P therapy isn’t working.

Thanks 8:30! I was beginning to think that no one understands what an illogical supposition is!

No i got it, your point and sarcasm about the dollar was noted.

Yeah, sure you did. Riiiight.

He/she is frighteningly dense!

'frighteningly' is a good adjective alright!

Well, you two can have your little circlejerk about me being dense but it doesnt really change the fact that it was obvious sarcasm. I was using it as an example to show that the Academy are people, the weather is not. Also, its she. thanks.

I understand electric bills are high but c’mon somebody turn up the juice for Kimmerly!

Oh no, she's pissed now that other figured out what an idiot she is! What's worse is she still doesn't get it! The weather isn't people? I thought lightning was made by Thor and thunder was caused by the sounds giants make while bowling in the sky. Shit, what an enormous let down!

LMAO!

Maybe her tinfoil hat is causing malfunctions during E.C.T.?

Im not upset, i just think its odd youre missing my point about the Academy, yet you think i cant see sarcasm. As in.. Parking Ticket.. What a crime. See, i can do sarcasm too

Could be, LOL! Maybe you should have asked her to stand in the rain and offered to toss her a toaster?

Oh, such deep, deep 'sarcasm'. There is no valid point about your theory about the academy because it is a completely made up construct in your head! You should consider wearing a safety helmet when attempting any higher levels of thinking in that flawed brain of yours!

Didn't Billy Crystal became the host after he passed Martin Sheen a new roll of toilet paper in the john?

whoops *become*

"Hey Martin, I ate chicken sushi last night! Can you spare a brother some wipes?"

Oops, I guess it was Billy. Sorry about that.

No problem, Billy passed me a fresh roll. I can spare a square.

A sheet pass beats the humiliation of trying to flush a sock I guess....

Did you know Ban Ki-moon was elected Secretary-General of the United Nations because he was seen dancing to Blackout during a visit to the Hague?

You should be glad you're not wearing sandals. LOL!

Yeah, besides, sandals are tougher to flush!

The UN general assembly wouldnt care about her album. The Academy would about Hugh wishing Britney a happy birthday. Youre using pretty silly sarcasm to joke about the issue of this simple fact. Also, its pretty clear it wasnt just his message that got him the position. I just think it was taken into consideration so close to him getting chosen.

And Janet Napolitano got in because she used to double for Janet Reno in dance videos!

Very true, LOL!

It's been fun. I hope we meet another night.

And Janet Napolitano got in because she used to double for Janet Reno in dance videos!

The UN general assembly wouldnt care about her album.

O-M-G! LMAO!!!

Have a good night 'Martin'! Oh gawd, the human brain trust is back with her iron clad 'facts'. I guess in her world fantasy is interchangeable with fact.

I know, they have no taste. If they heard Circus the world would be a better place for all.

Yes, the two Janets stunned audiences! I heard they're moonlighting as back-up dancers on the 2009 Circus Tour! LOL

Thanks for the laughs.

Goodnight A Big WTF!!! ;)

Maybe the Islamic fundies are trying to destroy us after one of Shitney's crotch flashing poses made it to their part of the world! Yeah, maybe I made that up, but it doesn't prevent it from being factual in some people's world.

Damn, how much re-touching do they do on Britney's CD's because that girl can't sing live! She sucks big time. What's up with her talking like a retarded 5 year old?

Thanks much for returning the laughs. Sleep well! And listen for the sound of angry unicorns appearing at your doorstep for not believing in them!

Oh yeah, a nice spiritual song like the F'ing/Seeking Amy would make them absolutely drop their fanaticism. Brilliant......

TOO FUNNY. I LOVE HOW NEITHER ONE OF THE HOMES BRITNEY AND ELLEN WENT TO THE PEOPLE WERE NOT ALL TO THRILLED THAT THEY WERE THERE. HA HA! I LOVED IT THAT THEY COULD GIVE A CRAP THAT BRITNEY AND ELLEN WERE AT THEIR HOMES. WHAT A BIG WAKE-UP CALL IT SHOULD BE TO BRITNEY.

A-Big-Wtf.. Theyre quite hateful people, arent they? You know the difference between us and them? They cover their face and Britney shows us all her pussy.

Too funny LOL! :D

Goodnight (again)

Kumbaya Kimmerly, remember to write the Secretary-General with your suggestion for creating world harmony. The U.S. government will send two large men to your doorstep and you can explain your ideas in detail. LOL!

I'm not going to even touch that one. I might suggest some college courses in world religions or international relations for some here. It might lift a crushingly simplified and skewed view of the world.

And I wasn't talking to 'Martin' on my last post either. I felt the need to explain that to some of the slower ones here (also not Martin!). Night Martin.

Well i have traveled around a little so i dont think its really that skewed. My point was more about Britneys pussy. I feel anything but hate when i see those lips. Anyway, im off for now, Nightynight.

Her well used and abused hooker cooch makes the bile rise up in my throat! And the bloody ones.............GAG!!!! No wonder why some think we're the Great Satan of the world!

It's a shame we couldn't type in big colorful fonts for them. LOL!

Goodnight, A Big WTF!!!

IT WAS GREAT BRIT MAKE FUN, SO HONEST SWEET AND CRAZY.
I'M WAITING FOR FEW DAYS AFTER ELLEN ANNOUNCED SHE & BRIT WILL DO CHRISTMAS CAROLLING, SPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE DANCE WOMANIZER, REALLY REALLY AMAZING.
I'M HAPPY TO SEE BRIT - SHE IS LOOKING HEALTHY & HAPPY NOW.

Bummer you're leaving! It shoots to hell any hope of actual thinking or humorous conversation!

I'll be here for a few more minutes. I'm looking for something 'special' for Kimmerly.

She looks happy and normal. Good for her.

Britney Spears and Sarah Silverman should share the Nobel Prize for ushering in World Peace!

Don't you think? LOL!

www.mtv.com/content/ontv/vma/2008/photo/flipbooks/vma-mayhem/VMA2007-Silverman-Vagina-lips_b.jpg

Martin, I bet it will be good, whatever it is!

I don't think Sarah silverman is even funny. Is she still on the air?

I don't think Sarah silverman is even funny. Is she still on the air?

Kimmerly admired Britney's 'lips' @ 9:48 PM. I think she should add Sarah's photo to the collection of Britney photos she keeps on her hard drive. Isn’t imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. LOL!

Whew, I thought I might click one one the Bloody Clamato surprise pics. Don't be tempted either. Please! I still have a full stomach and I'd like to keep it that way! Thanks!!!

Not much of a Silverman fan, but her monologue after Shitney's flopping around on stage was good for a few good smirks!

hello? ok.

yeah, that was funny. but her show is awful...it's not funny at all! She has the dumbest sense of humor.
I like southpark. That's funny to me.

God it is nice to be able to post without some idiot screaming at you all the time. This is nice.

Oh no, I’d never share a crude photo! I can't believe I'm going to write this but I'm not a fan of Britney or her 'lips'. Kimmerly 9:40 post triggered my gag reflex!

There are all kinds on here.

Sarah Silverman's VMA routine is the only time I've ever seen her perform.

ETs , spirits?
The very same stinking , dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

South Park, oh hell yes! Especially their Shitney episode. It reminded me of the chicken that had the top of it's head cut off and lived for some time afterwards! I saw Joe Rogan about a year ago! It was AWESOME because some idiot tried to heckle him! NEVER heckle a good comedian. NEVER!!! I'm bummed it never made it to YouTube, but some did! Here's another heckler. The one at the show I saw was smarter and quickly left! Too bad. :
http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_3b2_33vI

Yes, some small, dark minds. Quiet and funny has been a nice change of pace.

Martin, you're lucky that's all you've ever seen. I tried watching her stand up routine once. It sucked Hard!!!

I’ve had a long day and my eyes are tired.

Thanks, it was fun.

Goodnight (seriously)! :)

And just in case you thought I was kidding about the headless chicken, here's Ripley's (crap show!) story of it. I never saw the Ripley's show, probably because I don't like it much. :

http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATz3AdbjyRI

That was hilarious...but let me tell you something, if that was me...that wouldn't happen...ahahaha. it was hilarious though!!!

Whew...I'm glad I missed it! ;)

I hope we catch up with one another for some laughs soon.

Yeah Martin, it's been a longer night here than planned, but the humor was good-even the unintentional humor at some other's expenses. I'm lucky I only need about 5 hours for sleep, but I'm getting close too! Later!

YIKES!

If I dream about a headless chicken...!

Bye

I have birds (with heads intact) and they're nowhere near African Grey levels of smart. I think that some of my birds have their brains as an optional feature sometimes. But then they do something kind of smart and you're very surprised!

The unexpected is the spice of life!
And with that...goodnight, sleep well.

Night, I'm sort of watching a brutal PBS show on Amon Goeth (The Schinder's List Nazi bastard) and it's very interesting!

Schindler's

So the humor was a nice break!

message to ellen. you are not normal you are a sick freak of nature

Loonamizer, Loonamizer, ooooh, ooooh, I am a Loonamizer . . . .

"I am not crazy no more World Tour"

I love how the first womans house they went too basically read on her face..... why do i have this lesbian married talk show host and pysco celebrity my taxes helped pay the 150k to for the fire dept and helicopters she needed last january here?

She just CAN'T act, she looks very superficial!Plus she's not even funny, sorry Brit!

why is the same person writing comments over and over again?? you have no life. I think she looks healthy, thats all that matters at this point.

Brit is so beautiful

She's beautiful for a pig covered in its' own shit.

Hilarious! She seems to be back to her usual bubbly personality. She looks gorgeous too.

December 16, 2008 10:48 PM
Posted by: A Big WTF!!!

I didn’t read this before leaving the other night. The butcher was one (of many) personification(s) of human darkness in the early 20th century. Very serious subject matter for late night viewing. I can see why laughter might be a welcome diversion.

Britney and Ellen rock!