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Britney Breaks Out Some Down-Home Flavor

blackbluebrit.jpgcountrygirl.jpgNo matter what she's wearing or doing, Britney Spears is always a country girl at heart - or should we say "at hat"? We couldn't help but notice the bayou beauty representing her heritage when we bumped into her yesterday at Sydney Michelle, even after she changed into the blue and white Development dress she picked up inside. We're not doubting Britney's roots - but then again, last I heard Sydney Michelle didn't have an outlet in Kentwood!



BSPEARSSTRIPES0412_17.jpgAnd it goes with everything!

SEE MORE:
  >   Brit's Retail Therapy - Oct 02, 2007
  >   Secret Witness Makes Yet Another Public Appearance - Oct 02, 2007
  >   The Look Of Confidence - Oct 02, 2007
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY'S LEGAL, Y'ALL! - NOW WITH VIDEO - Oct 01, 2007
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Just Moments Before Handing Over The Kids! - Oct 01, 2007

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COMMENTS

soy la primera!!!!!!!!!!!! que emocion!!!! jajajaja

britney es la meor!! esta hermosa!!!!

britney the best!!!!

Posted by: CRISTINA


first!

Posted by: Anonymous


beautiful!! britney u fuckin rule!!! we love u!!!

mexico waits for u!!!

Posted by: Maguix


AN absolute Idiot clowning a safety pinned hat to her stupid wig!

Posted by: Anonymous


This is your THIRD story with the SAME pictures. Slow news day?

Posted by: Anonymous


This is your THIRD story with the SAME pictures. Slow news day?

Posted by: Anonymous


FUCKIN DORK LOSER

Posted by: Anonymous


Cristina

Go Back..

Posted by: Anonymous


Maguix

Go Back..

Posted by: Anonymous


That is one seriously nasty whore!! MMMM, drugs, they do a body good.

Posted by: Jean L


Britney! I read you're planning on getting 130, 000 grand in plastic surgery! Don't do it! You don't need it hon.

You need to look inside and deal with your issues. Remember how you looked before you married Kfed? You were gorgeous and obviously you weren't happy! So think how would getting all of this plastic surgery make you happy? It wont.

Stop looking for outside sources like drugs, alcohol, MEN, plastic surgery for happiness. You need to find it within yourself.

You're stronger than you think, just look within yourself for strength.

Posted by: No plastic surgery!!


look at the fat hanging down under her arms in the last pic. Tasty!

Posted by: Anonymous


COUNTING RIGHT NOW
IT STARTS HERE

HOW MANY REPEAT DERANGED POSTS FROM
CHRIS,BRITNEY4LIFE,SOMEONE UNDER THIS ONE PIC NOW THAT THEY GOT OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THE EVENING!

Posted by: Repeat Poster Dork Fans


fucking idiot, look at those tree trunk thunder thighs
fucking hideous outfits
same ole dopey moronic smile
she will NEVER have a good comeback now
her image is forever shot to hell
when she sold albums before it was because of her virgin sex sells thing, well that has been flushed down the toilet>just like her future career
hillbilly white trashlets face it if she didnt have millions as her saftey net she would be on welfare right now living in some trailer park with lots of kids or another senario she would be working in some strip joint

Posted by: Anonymous


never mind the arms look at that wide load upper thigh and why wont she take the hat off to try the other hat on? She must crazy glue each hat to each wig!

Posted by: Why wear a wig now????


is that a liquor bottle in her left hand ?

Posted by: Anonymous


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Posted by: someone


is the a liquor bottle in her left hand ?

Posted by: Anonymous


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Posted by: someone


U rock britney
fuk teh haters
lookin good always luv

Posted by: britney4life


BAD HAT
........
NICE BODY

Posted by: someone


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Posted by: someone


someone 2 posts so far

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney! I read you're planning on getting 130, 000 grand in plastic surgery! Don't do it! You don't need it hon.

You need to look inside and deal with your issues. Remember how you looked before you married Kfed? You were gorgeous and obviously you weren't happy! So think how would getting all of this plastic surgery make you happy? It wont.

Stop looking for outside sources like drugs, alcohol, MEN, plastic surgery for happiness. You need to find it within yourself.

You're stronger than you think, just look within yourself for strength.

Posted by: Britney read this PINKY =============>>>>>>>>>>>>


Why would she leave the house looking like that? Has'nt she heard of make-up? Isnt there a gym near where she lives?

Posted by: Lisa


Same old freaking pose. I still don't understand how she thinks she's sexy in that last pic.

Posted by: Anonymous


is that a liquor bottle in her left hand ?

Posted by: Anonymous


liquor bottle? no .. just the cell phone! :P

Posted by: Anonymous


Wow, britney4life and someone showed up at exactly the same time! what are the odds?

Posted by: Anonymous


U fall down britney
Long time ago
fuk everyone u can every night
u look like bald thunderthighs

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by: britney4life


Britney! I read you're planning on getting 130, 000 grand in plastic surgery! Don't do it! You don't need it hon.

You need to look inside and deal with your issues. Remember how you looked before you married Kfed? You were gorgeous and obviously you weren't happy! So think how would getting all of this plastic surgery make you happy? It wont.

Stop looking for outside sources like drugs, alcohol, MEN, plastic surgery for happiness. You need to find it within yourself.

You're stronger than you think, just look within yourself for strength.

Posted by: Britney read this PINKY =============>>>>>>>>>>>>


Britney! I read you're planning on getting 130, 000 grand in plastic surgery! Don't do it! You don't need it hon.

You need to look inside and deal with your issues. Remember how you looked before you married Kfed? You were gorgeous and obviously you weren't happy! So think how would getting all of this plastic surgery make you happy? It wont.

Stop looking for outside sources like drugs, alcohol, MEN, plastic surgery for happiness. You need to find it within yourself.

You're stronger than you think, just look within yourself for strength.

Posted by: Britney read this PINKY =============>>>>>>>>>>>>


yh britney u fuckinn rock!!!
ur the best!!!
i love u britney!!!
i was born to make u happy!!
ill always support u
team britney
i love u britney
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yh britney please u dont need any surgery
pleasee ur great u look lovely please hon!!
wow whn u were with justin u were alwayts happy!!
man i wish one day ud be back with him
the world loved u with him!!!
britney please take care
i love u
i only smile if u smile
and i feel ur pain!!

Posted by: britney4life


yh britney u fuckinn rock!!!
ur the best!!!
i love u britney!!!
i was born to make u happy!!
ill always support u
team britney
i love u britney
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yh britney please u dont need any surgery
pleasee ur great u look lovely please hon!!
wow whn u were with justin u were alwayts happy!!
man i wish one day ud be back with him
the world loved u with him!!!
britney please take care
i love u
i only smile if u smile
and i feel ur pain!!

Posted by: Priest Alan Mercieca


Red Bull gives you wings!

Britney has grown a pair on her arms!

Flap* Flap* Fly Away!

Posted by: Britney Has Wings


Red Bull gives you wings!

Britney has grown a pair on her arms!

Flap* Flap* Fly Away!

Posted by: Britney Has Wings


Britney4life is Masahiko Shizawa!

Britney's stalker from 2002 to present time!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney4life is Masahiko Shizawa!

Britney's stalker from 2002 to present time!

Posted by: Anonymous


yh britney u fuckinn rock!!!
ur the best!!!
i love u britney!!!
i was born to make u happy!!
ill always support u
team britney
i love u britney
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yh britney please u dont need any surgery
pleasee ur great u look lovely please hon!!
wow whn u were with justin u were alwayts happy!!
man i wish one day ud be back with him
the world loved u with him!!!
britney please take care
i love u
i only smile if u smile
and i feel ur pain!!

Posted by: Priest Alan Mercieca


britney ur a strong
uve gone through so much on ur own!!
and uve got thorugh the hardest thing women face
we love brintey we lov eu birntey no matter wht please dont do it!!ur perfect!!
infact so perfect i have a crush on u lol!!!
britney u dont need surgery
please britney
yh britney all those sad haters thought u had given up but u came out on top and thats where uve always been
britney read this pinky is right!!
u r stornger than u think
and also prettier!!!
i love u brit

Posted by: britney4life


what is worng with this chick? That blue dress was so cute on her and she goes and changes into that fugly skanky lookin black dress?? She has no taste and she is a sad excuse for a mother. i have three children and I would friggin die if I didn't spend every day and every night with them. I would walk to the bottom pits of hell to be with them, i love them more than words could possible ever say. and i had my daughter when i was 19 so don't give me that she had them young crap. keep your legs closed if you don't want to grow up real fast and take care of the most precious gifts God gives to us!

Posted by: Anonymous


yh britney u fuckinn rock!!!
ur the best!!!
i love u britney!!!
i was born to make u happy!!
ill always support u
team britney
i love u britney
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
yh britney please u dont need any surgery
pleasee ur great u look lovely please hon!!
wow whn u were with justin u were alwayts happy!!
man i wish one day ud be back with him
the world loved u with him!!!
britney please take care
i love u
i only smile if u smile
and i feel ur pain!!

Posted by: Priest Alan Mercieca


Did britney4life just insult brit?

Posted by: Anonymous


What about your sons, Britney? How come you are always out and bout, without them? I mean, it is okay to shop and all, and have alone time. But, you should be home with your sons, PERIOD!!

Posted by: Not a Britney fan!


so beautiful!!!

Posted by: cathy


fuck britney the fat ugly whore!!!!
she will never comeback again ..

Posted by: Rachel


fuck britney the fat ugly whore!!!!
she will never comeback again ..

Posted by: Rachel


That girl is fuuuugg! Did'nt she used to look good? I think I remember seeing her in a video once and she looked pretty good. What happened to her?

Posted by: Jesse


Rachel2:47pm
get over yourself and shut the fuck up bitch!!

Posted by: someone


she is still beautiful!! f the haters! you guys are heartless! britney is amazing and will have a kiss ass return!!! we luv u brit!

Posted by: heather


Britney is making a fortune from fashion designers who are paying her not to wear their clothes.

Posted by: d truth


Rachel2:47pm
get over yourself and shut the fuck up bitch!!

Posted by: someone


2:54 pm is right, she's going to have to kiss some serious ass if she's going to have a succesful return. Noone wants to work with this herpes infested fruit loop.

Posted by: Mena


Oh god!! I cant believe I jerked off to her poster when I was a kid. I think I'm gonna' be sick!

Posted by: Anonymous


assclown!

Posted by: Anonymous


britney if i could catch aids i would do it jus 4 u
and share with u its agony
for the songs you put me through
if i could build a mountain you could call ur very own
I'd throw you off that fucker
so you'd leave us all alone
if i could lift your fat ass
I'd toss it in the sea
the world would die by tidal wave
but from your voice, we would be free
xxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by: britney4life


ya britney u fuckin rock head
ur the beast of mothers
i hate u britney
i was born to stalk u
i will alsways stalk u
team britney stalkers
i hate u britney
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
please lypo all the fat from u brain and body, u need to
please ur so fat and gross person inside
wow justin had too small a dick 4 u
u hurt him like u hurt Shar and ur babies
man i want u to hurt Justin baby one
more time, he needs it from u again
the world grossed out over musketeers fuckin underage
please take drugs and drink more
i hate u
i only smile when u are a mess
and I can get laughter from it

Posted by: Britney4life


britney ur the weakest link
u gone thru life without ur sons
u aint seen what ur future holds yet with ur boys and how they will disrespect u
i have crush on u
my name is masahiko shizawa remeber me
u need brain surgery
please get labotomy
sad haters still laughing and waiting for more trainreck actions
u need to go further down 6ft under
read pink dicks at vibrator shops
u are weaker than u will ever know
are also wider and bald now too
i hate u brit

Posted by: britney4life


i cannot beleive how sad and insulting all u people pretending to be me r
u knw im not gona say anything i love britney form the heart
and always will
itd true man all the britney hatrers r the mean ones!!

Posted by: britney4life


Britney does'nt look all that bad people, stop exagerating. You to Britney fans, she definately is not hot or beautiful.

Posted by: Anonymous


And that flavor would be cheesy -- as in too many Cheetos.

Posted by: Silversnark


i cant believe i am the only one like this on this site
I hate britney from my shithole every time I dump one
its true Britney is mean and selfish to justin,nannies, Shar, sons,even fans

(so now you are a girl but not gay and a footballer) ya right Masahiko Shizawa!

Posted by: britney4life


britney is too stupid for a lobotomy she probably doesnt know what it is
britney has the mindset of a little teenager which is really sad and pathetic, she can never do anything by herself and when she does>case in point no stylist and not listing to larry roudoulph(whatever his name is) her image goes down the toilet
yeah britney continue to do things your way its fun to watch a trainwreck
even when she was hanging out with parisite hilton paris had to lead britney around and give her instructions as to which way to walk
cause britney is that dumb
so freaking stupid/dumb
more stupid thatn parisite and has the same vocal ability as parisite>>>studio artist'>>both are horrible live i hear

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is Hot!!!Oh my god....she is pretty beatiful...Delecious....ahhhh

Posted by: Caio


Britney is Hot!!!Oh my god....she is pretty beatiful...Delecious....ahhhh

Posted by: Caio


3:39pm, how would anyone know what Britney or parasite sound like, live? They are both slaves to the pro-tools live program.

Posted by: Anonymous


britney is too stupid for a lobotomy she probably doesnt know what it is
britney has the mindset of a little teenager which is really sad and pathetic, she can never do anything by herself and when she does>case in point no stylist and not listing to larry roudoulph(whatever his name is) her image goes down the toilet
yeah britney continue to do things your way its fun to watch a trainwreck
even when she was hanging out with parisite hilton paris had to lead britney around and give her instructions as to which way to walk
cause britney is that dumb
so freaking stupid/dumb
more stupid thatn parisite and has the same vocal ability as parisite>>>studio artist'>>both are horrible live i hear

Posted by: Anonymous


I wish she would just let that bald head shine, buying dozens of "cowboy hats" to hide under show a real lack of confidence. your not hiding anyything britney get over it your hair will grow better if you just stop stifling it.

Posted by: susan


Caio, please tell me what diseased south american, poverty stricken village you live in, where a woman like Britney would be considered hot. I dont ever want to go there.

Posted by: Anonymous


britney is beautiful shes so pretty
has a lovely smile wonderfful eyes
a great body!
and a really caring personality and also a voice of an angel!!!

Posted by: britney4life


oh please,britney is crazy ugly, with big ass chickletts for teeth. She's chubby as hell, cant sing for shit and needs drugs and alcohol to give her even a mundaine personality.

Posted by: Anonymous


she's the besttttttttttttttt go britney africa love you

Posted by: anonymous


britney if i could catch aids i would do it jus 4 u
and share with u its agony
for the songs you put me through
if i could build a mountain you could call ur very own
I'd throw you off that fucker
so you'd leave us all alone
if i could lift your fat ass
I'd toss it in the sea
the world would die by tidal wave
but from your voice, we would be free
xxxxxxxxxxx

Posted by: britney4life


Caio

Go Back....

Posted by: Anonymous


Africa

Go Back....

Posted by: Anonymous


britney is so gross and ugly
has fake plastic smile n wears fake contact lenses
linebackers neck and thunderthighs and
redbull wings on u arms
and a neglectful new mother with a voicce of a chipmunk

Posted by: britney4life


i love u britney!!
ur the strongest person ever!!
uve got through so much
ur always in my heart
when life gets u down
and theres nowhere to turn ill help u through and share ur concern!!
if i oculd catch a rainbow id do it jus 4 u
n share with u its beauty
if i could build a mountain u could call it ur very own
a place to find serenity a place 2 be alone
if i oculd take ur troubles
id toss them in the sea
but all these things r impossible 4 me
i cna tbuild a mountain or catch a rainbow
but i can love u fomr deep inside my heart i can care for u and support u
im always there 4 u!

Posted by: britney4life


i love u britney!!
ur the strongest person ever!!
uve got through so much
ur always in my heart
when life gets u down
and theres nowhere to turn ill help u through and share ur concern!!
if i oculd catch a rainbow id do it jus 4 u
n share with u its beauty
if i could build a mountain u could call it ur very own
a place to find serenity a place 2 be alone
if i oculd take ur troubles
id toss them in the sea
but all these things r impossible 4 me
i cna tbuild a mountain or catch a rainbow
but i can love u fomr deep inside my heart i can care for u and support u
im always there 4 u!

Posted by: britney4life


i hate u britney
u are so weak and have no selfconfidence with your new bald head
u havent even raised ur kids yet
thats the hardest job in life n u just cant do it becuase u are weak and selfish!
ur always in my stalking mind
when u go down further i will be right there to assist with my stalking
i want to burn u with sun above rainbow
and share ur sunburn on ur scalp
i would build a mountain to get closer to sun to burn u more
to be alone with u on a mountain and push u off
i would smother your cries for help from me and drown u in the sea
but all impossible for me as i had restrainin order on me from u
but deep in my brain i can stalk u and bother ur safety all over again
i am always stalking u !

Posted by: britney4life


britney4life what happen to you if you love her ok and if you don't leave bitch

Posted by: anonymous


britney i love u please take care
night night fans
night night britney!!!
please always keep a smile on ur face
u deserve happiness
praying for u and ur children
and u and jt get back together
anyway
take care brit and always remeber that ur neevr alone ur fans r always there 4u no matter wht
we love u
team britney for life
ur lovely brit please dont do any kind of surgery!
i love u brit!!!
im a slave 4 u brit!!
im always there 4 u
i was always born to make u happy
n i will be there when ever ur down ill always be there

Posted by: britney4life


no no look someone is also writing as britney4life ...me
i love britney n im no lesbian
i lve britney
im the britney4life u all used to knw
not the moron whos writing AS me!!1
get lost u freak!!!

Posted by: britney4life


I'm loving "fake" britney4life...your my hero..thanks for the laughs!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


FUCKING PAPARAZZI

Posted by: lovebritney


FUCKING PAPARAZZI

Posted by: lovebritney


FUCKING PAPARAZZI

Posted by: lovebritney


Britney, please get plastic surgery, do it for the percodan, have more surgery, shave your head again and be seen in public as the village idiot, please Britney, pretty please..............

Posted by: Tired of you


Britney, please get plastic surgery, do it for the percodan, have more surgery, shave your head again and be seen in public as the village idiot, please Britney, pretty please..............

Posted by: Tired of you


yes yes I am both britney4life
i hate britney n i am just a criminal stalker who resurfaced
i hate britney
i am the britney4life u all use to know as stalker masahiko shizawa
i am moron cuz I cant stop stalking u
come closer to me now dammit!

Posted by: britney4life


go ahad britney
come back please

Posted by: roberta


She is a has been. Why doesn't she spend time with her 2 kids who don't even know her ! What a chunky looser. Too busy drinking, doing drugs, flashing her bald crotch , shaving her head..you get the picture. a poor excuse for a Mom. She doesn't deserve to get the kids back.

Posted by: Jill


Britney how I love you
Though you dont know my name
I have no life to speak of
and my poetry is lame
I envy all you have
and post for you all day
my empty mind cant find a rhyme
But I still wont go away
I post this shit for all to see
because I'm fuckin' nuts
maybe we can hang sometime?
like two retarded sluts

Posted by: britney4life (not Mickey Rat)


she is vulgar what a same for her sons to have a mother like her

Posted by: bu


She has dumbo ears. And too bad her son Sean has the same ears.

Posted by: Beth


poor kid didnt have a choice in who his mother would be and now he has to end up looking like her too!

Posted by: Wal Mart


the last picture is hilarious (she definately thinks that she's sexy)i can't stop laughing also because of some comments
especially thanks to "the village idiot"4:22PM

Posted by: 1


at least paris hilton knows how to manipulate paparazzi
contrary to this "sexy" "singer" wannabe

Posted by: stupidbrit


she has lost it.

Posted by: you suck


Blimey!

Is that Priestie Alan Merceckie really posting again?

This is Prince John! You really know howpuzzle me, Alan boy.
If that's really you, why not take a theological debate about "Priests and Idolatry"? Right here and now?

I mean, we are a priest, aren't we, and we have heard about idolatry, haven't we?
So why hesitate, it will be such jolly good fun - just drop me a word, Alan old chap! I'll be there for about one hour to come.

Chip-chip for now, priestie! I'm waiting.

Posted by: Prince John


hes not here prince john. we are fakin his name and britney4lifes names. He hasnt been here since before easter.

Posted by: Anonymous


Great to see Britney is sorta back on track!! Keep it up!

"We'll bring IKEA to you!"
www.flatpackcanada.com



All you Brit haters would do well to remember that she has achieved more success in her life than you will ever know. Her worst day is still more remarkable than the best you've ever had. She gets all the attention she does because she is American Royalty.

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


yeah american royalty y'all
america is filled with white trash trailer park hillbillys
they have to look up to someone that sorta made it but cant shake her hick ways

Posted by: brits thunder thighs


Anonymous,4:13 PM

Have to disappoint you a bit: there are at least 2 fake britney4life posting, maybe more.
Maybe I'm one of them, or maybe the "real" britney4life is just going really crazy, little by little?

Anyway, I guess any author is happy to know that his literary work is being appreciated.
(whispering: t-h-a-n-k-s-!)

Posted by: another anonymous


Britney is looking hot once again!


"We'll bring IKEA to you!"
www.flatpackcanada.com



Yes, this woman you call "white trailer park trash hillbilly" is worth millions, has fine homes, is followed and adored by millions. I think some people are too pleased with themselves using the shallow "Beverly Hillbilly" metaphor from their extensive cultural knowledge.

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


Washed up at 25. That's pretty sad. I was in my prime at 25. Truth is if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck..it's white trash. That's what she is PURE WHITE TRAILER TRASH. I feel sorry for her kids. She was in such a hurry to become a MILF and look at her now. Bald, gross, no career and no one will touch her! Eeeww..lesbo, crotch cricket Britney. Your millions won't help you now.

Posted by: Anonymous


uuuhhh 5.27 success based on her parents pimping her out underage with a chipmunk voice? The millions she earned from it? who the fuck cares? I bet she cries every night on how fucked up her personal life really is! No money or success in your work life can supersede your family life and children. Her money cant buy love and kfed proved that. SHe is a class act american clown with a lot of money and no brains to raise her kids, which is the hardest job on this planet. She couldnt handle that job now could she?

Bald drunk druggy unfit mother who needs to be crowned as one for sure, WITHOUT the WIG!

Posted by: Get her the Crown for her bald head now


theres 3 of us 5.33
I take the poem and alter it to the exact wording
4.37 is another one too
there might be 4 of us now

Posted by: thanks for allowing us to humour you 4.13


5:38
one important thing..money dosen't buy you class

Posted by: Anonymous


**Chronicles Of a Trailer Trash Hoe**

Brit looks, smells, acts & has infections just like a crack whore

She needs to:

1) Get clothes that fit
2) make sure the clothes cover her fat ass/smelly cooch
3) Get a boob job - get rid of the saggers
4) SPEND SOME TIME WITH HER KIDS (IF SHE REMEMBERS WHO THEY R)

Here's an update on Brit's trailer trash life?

Get high and

Get hitched in vegas,

Get divorced,

Get crazy on coke,

Steal some pregnant ladies boyfriend,

Desparatley buy yr own engagement ring,

Walk barefoot down the aisle in a real classy "hoe's" tracksuit,

Let him rob you blind,

"Accidentally" spit out 2 foetal alcohol suffering kids in 2 years,

Name them white trash porn star names,

Parade around with yr flab hangin out in a cheeto-stained wifebeater,

Drop the kids on their heads,

Let the kids sit on yr lap while driving,

Smoke hooch in front of the kids,

Get plastic surgery,

Divorce husband #2,

Get some more coke into you,

Dump yr kids for months on end and

Flash yr nasty cooch repetitively,

Have fat sex in a public bathroom,

While on illegally obtained prescription meds then,

Expose yr nasty double chin to the world then desparatley

Latch onto the next ugly wigga
that comes along.

Spread her stumpy fat legs for any man who so much as accidently glances at her trainwreck ass,

Repetitively pass out after ingesting a great combo of

Illegal and prescription drugs after

Abusing alcohol for weeks on end,

Get pregnant AGAIN for the 3rd time in 3 yrs to some random babydaddy,

Have 5 different religions in 2 years,

Fail 5 different rehab attempts in 2 weeks

YES PEOPLE, YOU HAVE READ IT FIRST HAND, THE CHRONICLES OF BRIT's WHITE TRASH LIFE

Posted by: shes my people y'all love my white trash hos dirty and stupid


IKEA just wants to cash in her money too

Posted by: dont shame us Canadians IKEA !


I'd rather be not as rich as Britney and not have the world laughing at my ass because i'm an idiot, who married k-fed,had 2 of his offspring, flashed my cooter to the world, have Parasite call me an animal, attack the paparazzi with an umbrella, go to rehab, leave rehab, go to rehab again, leave rehab again and on and on, have men tell stories to the world about how we made love until the sun came up while my nannies tended to the children. NO amount of money brings you happiness when you are insane.

Posted by: Helio


Anonymous 5:24 PM,

Rather!

Hmm, I did have a slight suspicion it would not be the "real priest" Alan - if one can put it that way?

Well... rats!

Anyway, should he ever show up here to take up willingly my heavy medieval iron clad gauntlet, I suppose I'd recognize him... he HAS got a style of his own, you know. I'd say!

Well, pip-pip, all of you!
from:

Posted by: Prince John


5:38 all the millions does not buy class or happiness
and by the looks of it shithead is not happy but only pretends to be happy
she cracked once before(beating paps up) i cant wait for it to happen again

Posted by: Anonymous


5.27

what the hell do you achieve from your posting about her? Go back to your celbrity site and crawl under the nearest ROCK. You are heavily outweighen in opinion!

Posted by: FUCK TARD 5.27 GO BACK......


I think the dress that shes wearing is to short but it would of been better if she would wear a longer dress. But she looks nice with the hat on with the dress.

Posted by: chris


chris why dont u fuck off
you will get chewed up here tonight

your such a stupid kid. I would be so embarrased to have a son like you!

Posted by: Anonymous


wuzzup chris u nappy headed ho!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY IS THE BEST AND FUCK ALL THE LOSERS THAT HATE HER BELOW ME ....YAH THEY WISH THEY WERE HALF AS HOTT AS HER!!!!! !!1 BRITNEY IS THE #1 MUSIC ARTIST IN THE WORLD~ TAKE THAT HATERS~!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: JASON


wuzzup chris u nappy headed ho!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Without realizing, you Brit haters give your thoughts to Britney, worshiping her and increasing her energy and power.

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


I am sure Shars root doctor took care of that already lol

Posted by: for 6pm


jason an artist is someone who creates their own art!
she dosent write her music or play an instrument or even have vocal chords.
Right back at ya
perhaps britney fansite is a better place for you to jerk off at.

Posted by: Anonymous


5:44 (thanks for allowing us to humour you 4.13),

OK, I've made about 5 or 6 of them, last couple of days.

Let's continue!

Posted by: another anonymous 5:33


chris takes it up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


This woman has yet to recieve so much bad karma come back at her for all the ppl she has hurt in her personal life from justin to Shar , to her sons. Theres so much more emotional pain this woman will endure in her personal life in the future. Especially when sean is googling pics of his mother in about 5 yrs when he is 7 or 8. Kids are online at that age especially the rich ones. Britney will have many emotional obstacles ahead of her for all the hurt and mistakes she bestowed on others.

Posted by: Factual info on chipmunk


definetly 6.09

Posted by: aka Wal mart


All the Britney haters need to get a life and stop hating her coz she is looking good now. U all have ISSUES! N need to get over ur jealousy! She's rich, famous, n stunning....UR NOT! Get over it!

Her legs look absolutely AMAZING! Damn she's been working out hardcore n we can see the fantastic results! She's a hot chick.

I actually forgot she woz wearing a wig. The wig suits her. Can't w8 til she has her natural hair back tho. She must have to wear a wig everytime she goes out incase her wig flies off or a bastard paparazzi decides to pull it off. I feel sorry for her. But I guess the shave done her good. It's a sign of a fresh new start for her. =D

Posted by: Miss A


Another deranged posting about being jelous of her money! Give it up already! I would never in a billion years trade places with her and her life and her money. She can fuckin keep it all to herself and keep growing up emotionally in her personl life the way she has as well as growing her bank book with more millions from her next chipmunk cd. SHe can have it all to herself!
Perhaps a britney fanwebsite is more to your posting style. Too many jealous ppl in your head over here. Go on now, run little Girl miss A.

Posted by: Anonymous


and btw ..she shaved her head last week of february. It will take her at least 4-5 years to natually grow back long her past shoulder length when she will be about 30 yrs old. Keep waiting for that hair to grow Miss A , I amsure britney is waiting with you

Posted by: Anonymous


It takes another retard to admire another retard.
Yeah BS fans, it's not that we're heartless...It's you guys who are brainless.

Posted by: BS should go back to the country


shes my people y'all love my white trash hos dirty and stupid 5:45 PM,

Thanks for a great post there! - but I don't think you ought to say things like she's ready at any moment to "spread her stumpy fat legs for any man who so much as accidently glances at her trainwreck ass".
This kind of utterings COULD give some false hope to "priest" Alan Mercieca, causing him later to display even more hangups and sheer madness than ever known before in human history.
On these pages.
And that would be a pity!

(Or would it?...)

Posted by: EP


fuck this cunt i hope she dies!

Posted by: Anonymous


'So because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of My mouth'

Britney is an American Goddess and those of you who act so negatively will come around. It is those who simply don't care enough to post here that are the real challenge. Continue to give her your thoughts and you will eventually find peace with her.

Posted by: Praetorius


A superstition is the irrational belief that future events are influenced by specific behaviors.

For the poster who is superstitious about karma: remember - GRACE ALWAYS supercedes so-called karma. :)

Posted by: Anonymous


It always amazes me how Brit manages to take a classy, nice piece of clothing and make it look like cheap Wet Seal crap.

Posted by: Anonymous


where are the funny britney4life poems??I know you have more

Posted by: Anonymous


what once was the pop princess is now a fkn JOKE!

Why not wait till your hair grows back,,,the hats make her look like a clown

Posted by: kellyp


With vitamins, hair grows a minimum of 1 inch per month.

Posted by: Anonymous


Atleast britney looks happy for once. Because shes actually being nice to the camramen even though theyre not supposed to be following her around every day.

Posted by: chris


6.40 maybe you are not old enough yet to have had things come back around at you. Justin even sang it for this stupid hurtful ho. Lets see How Gracious Britney is when Sean asks his mother why he saw a coochie flash pic of her on the tmz.com archive when hes 7(in about 5 yrs)I am sure Briteny can educate her self with some etiquette and grace classes to prepare herself for the future and these questions her sons will have.

Posted by: Anonymous


chris is a faggot!

Posted by: Anonymous


chris is a faggot!

Posted by: Anonymous


How the hell is she going to do a live concert with a wig on and a hat safetypinned to it dancing around on a stage.??? Its gonna fall off live in her fans audience.

Posted by: Wish I could be ther for that kodak moment


chris is a faggot!

Posted by: Anonymous


chris is a faggot!

Posted by: Anonymous


chris is a faggot!

Posted by: Anonymous


Those of you obsessed with Britney flashing her privates...guess what, many women enjoy wearing a skirt with no panties (ask your girlfriends or your wife)..they just dont happen to have a cameraman sticking a camera up there to photograph it. And ultimately what woman wouldnt find it liberating to flash her privates to the world and show her moxy? Any person that wouldn't like to see it is just a misogynist.

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


6.45 i am a licensed hairdresser. with vtamin d yes it will but i cant see britney taking this. The best method to grow hair faster is from vitamin D from the sun naturally. Hair will grow one inch a month from the sun. with brit keeping her scalp covered from the sun, she is defeating the benefits she could gain from the suns vitamis to enhance 1 inch per month hair growth.She also lives in a sunny state yr round but if she keeps covering it up it will grow much slower, like 1 inch every 2-3 months. The only other option is get preganat as hair grows very fast and healthy when a woman is pregnant but I just dont think thats in her plans either.Under one pic i saw her lanugo hair(babyfinehair under neck) grow about an inch so far but that hair generally gows fine and fast anyways. She needs to expose her head to the sun more so it can grow 1 inch a month

Posted by: just a hairdressers knowledge


OK, Wal mart 6:12,

This is 6:09 (actually, I'm EP), closing for today. Let's keep up this gratifying, profoundly humane activity!

Posted by: (already told you)


Wow, HAIRDRESSERS really are DUMB. Vitamin D from the sun can be absorbed from your skin (IF that's really what makes hair grow faster).

Posted by: Anonymous


6.56 too bad she did it more than once and then flashed her entire ass too while she was up against a car. The haters have much more emotional and mental issues with disliking this skid. Its NOT ALL ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK AND HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE! Adults and Adults who have become Parents would only understand this.Sure would be nice if Britney would have obsessed her little minature creations of herself, her sons! She could have had the world at her feet in the RESPECT sense if she could have proved the world that she is also a fabulous mother and is not so inhumane to her kids and pet dogs she just disposses like a can of empty red bull! Go Back now to your fairy tale movie star perfect world website...

Posted by: For hollywood website promoter


chris is a faggot!

Posted by: Anonymous


Most certainly 7.10

Posted by: see ya later with a smile


Doesnt britney usually have blond hair instead of black hair? Or was it brown?

Posted by: chris


exactly 7.10.. she needs to expose her skin, I mean scalp to the sun to gain the benefit. Take a bilogy course on human hair and skin if you dont believe me.No need to call me names I am just rying help out this idiot who shaved her entire head bald. Her fans are so juvenille and only can resort to name calling even when someone is trying to help. Stupid white trash kid fans just like Britney!

Posted by: Anonymous


7.20 was meant for 7.11(first one) not 7.10
excuse the typo

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is a terrific mom. The world in which she makes her living (rather well I might add) is so foreign to you that you think the rules you use in your cubicle, your factory, your warehouse, your retail outlet - apply in Hollywood. She makes a living for her sons by creating buzz.

Posted by: MasterBlaster


Anonymous 6:44 PM

Be patient! No doubt, sweet poetry will flourish once again to-morrow.

Posted by: Anonymous


im not jealous of shitney at all dont insult me by writing that i feel really fucking sorry for her, she is pathetic big time pathetic and really dumb
and i see all the britney supporters are as dumb as she is
her image is so bad right now there is no turning back
no more americas sweetheart pop princess
more like americas whitetrash embarrasment
i say she is in the same class as tara reaid now
D list

Posted by: bye bye brit you and your fame are over


if you still didnt understand ..
She needs to take the hat and wig off to expose her scalp to the sun.I hope you can comprehend that now.

Posted by: Anonymous


Didnt britney use to have normal brown hair instead of black hair? Or was it blond?

Posted by: chris


britny i stalkin u alwizz
beware!!!!
im a sicko stalkin faggot wimp
thats is th truth!
thats_true_love birnty!
marry me brirnty
we'll bee so hppy
ill make ur life into a heap of pigshit
illbe stalkin u 4ever
id like u to wach me wank with ur male boyfreind
i jus lvoe u brintny
nitienite!
ill be stalkin u in ur worstest nitemare
take care...

Posted by: britney4life


7.22pm too bad that buzz she is creating dosent pay her. Gossip mags and celeb sites dont pay her. Last time a legitamate magazine paid her she posed with sean and kfed at his birth and kfed took the cash from the magazine that published it.
shes sure creating a good buzz in her neighbourhood. Neighbours cant stand her and want her out.
shes already earned her living$$$ for her great grandchildrens lives, she now needs to WORK the part of being the REAL ACTAUL MOTHER/CAREGIVER for them. That must be such hard work for her and its blatant she has failed as a good Mother to the world and to her own sons.

Posted by: Anonymous


Taking the following supplements every day can boost hair growth for many people:

* Vitamin B-complex - 50 mg. of the major B-vitamins (including folate, biotin and inositol)
* Vitamin B-6 - 50 mg. of vitamin B-6
* Vitamin C with bioflavonoids - one to two grams daily
* Vitamin E - 400 to 800 IU daily
* Beta-Carotene - 10,000 to 15,000 IU of beta-carotene daily
* One recommended daily dose of magnesium, sulfur, zinc
* Silica (horsetail) - 300 mg. daily
* Nettle - 250 mg. three times daily
* Flaxseed oil - one tbsp daily or one tablet
* Beta-Carotene - 10,000 to 15,000 IU of beta-carotene daily

Hair will grow like a weed...

Posted by: Anonymous


All the Brit haters are weak and have finally given up. Their weakness is due to the inbreeding which produced them. They project their trailer trash superego on Brit because of their low stations in life. They are probably bullied as well.

Posted by: MasterBlaster


Hat or no hat...wig or no wig....It doesn't matter! Brit has NO sense of style. Her outfits are horrible! He shoes are even worse!!! Why would anyone leave the house in this hideous outfit or any of the 1000 other hideous outfits she's been seen in!

For those of you who like her, just ask yourself...Would you wear this? And if you did, wouldn't your Mom or someone else tell you to change?

Posted by: Anonymous


aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 7.42

poor briteny fans can only resort to name calling at this late stage
so juvenille just like Britney

Posted by: Go blast your ejaculation on your britney poster


Didnt britney use to have brown hair instead of black hair? Or was it blond?

Posted by: chris


Anonymous 7:24
I guess I didnt have to wait till tomorrow

Posted by: Anonymous


7:37 the word is spelled LEGITIMATE ...if you are going to attack someone from a position of moral and intellectual superiority try to spell your words correctly. Everyone is laughing at you.

Posted by: MasterBlaster


i just cant see spears inducing herself with all those vitamins. Great info, maybe you should mail it to her if you are a fan of her and are just as worried about her not havin her hair as much as she is with that wig/hat cover up. She really has no balls to follow thru with anything she starts like tellin world i am ready to be a mom and want a family now along with shaving her head. Dirtbag just chnges her mind too much like she does husbands and pet dogs.

Posted by: Anonymous


more like with me 7.50
dont get so bent out of shape over a typo

see ya tomorrow EP, fucktard real briteny4life did go to sleep a few hours ago.. we will certainly carry on our poetry of these die hard fans and how they write it. There is def. 4 of us
I will be here for a while yet to fen off masterblasters theories

Posted by: britney4life


7:47 yes and you are so vastly superior with your childish ejaculation remarks. The power of your arguments certainly makes the rest of us believe you were captain of the debate team.

Posted by: MasterBlaster


oooh britney4life, you have me shivering in my virtual boots. The word is FEND by the way.

Posted by: MasterBlaster


I cant help it that Im a retarded DOWNSYNDROM moron who master bates britney posters on my walls at home!

Posted by: MasterBlaster


Masterblaster 7.42

weak and have given up???????????

can you read these postings or better yet can you read at least between the lines. Your opinions and juvenille name calling at haters of a neglectful mother are seriously outweighed at this site.

Posted by: Anonymous


better to attack with morales and intellect than attack with name calling
Ghettoblaster poster

Posted by: Anonymous


8:00 wow, no one will ever see through that little ruse britney4life. You really made it look like it