Britney Calls On Carla!

wtf? who the hell is she talking to on the pay phone???? 411? the dial tone? big bird? jesus? her damn self? crazy ass bitch.

WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not saying this in a 'people of a race other than my own all look the same' sort-of-way (because I don't actually think that), but Carla looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite

FIRST! What do i win?? She had to cover her self so she asked her to dinner.

her acrylics are already gone after one day, what the hell does she do to her nails, bite them off? yuck!

No fools, Adnan is out trying to get a divorce. Everyone knows that.

OH God I would love it if Adnan and Britney got married. X17 would be as mad as hell. Say goodbye to all those exclusives that they get from that little rat Sam. HAHAHAH wtf would they do? close down, lets hope so

Sources tell TMZ K-Daddy's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, was all over Sam Lutfi, Brit's close friend, like white on rice during his deposition yesterday.

We're told the depo, which ended just before 6:00 PM, covered a wide range of issues. Sources say Kaplan asked about the meds Brit takes, where she goes, what she does at home, what she drinks, and on and on.

Kaplan also asked Lutfi about his relationship with the photo agency X17 and specifically whether he and Brit have a financial deal where they help X17 get pics of Brit and in return get moolah. X17 has denied there's any deal.

We're told Kaplan asked Lutfi about his income and where he gets it, how he supports himself, etc. We're also told Kaplan asked him about six lawsuits in which he was reportedly sued. We're told Lutfi answered that most of those suits were against his father.

who the F*** cares about this boring as hell hag anymore? I mean, I can't even stand to hear one more thing about her. Its always the same uninteresting bit - X17 FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO REPORT ON. YOUR WEBSITE IS BECOMING BRITNEY EXCLUSIVE and folks, Britney is OVER.

it's official....
I HATE HER

What's with her showing her midrift, do people really still wear shirts that show belly? I mean I don't even see teens that do have a rock hard stomach wearing mid-rif baring shirts anymore...that is soooo early 90's!

Well of course she had to see Carla....A) she needed to pick up her drugs from her and B) she had to give her the big check to keep her mouth closed.
But seriously, her outfit is ridiculous - Hey Britney - you're not 16 anymore!

I think Adnan gave her a facial by the way her shirt looks and then decided to get some sleep.

The cocain makes her bite off the nails. She mixes so with all the other pills she takes, diet, prozac, and vodka, it makes her jittery and on top of that she not right in the head. She's a mess mentally. She's probably paying Carla off to what she saw in private to keep her mouth shut.

Its raining in California.
Its rain on her shirt, not chicken grease.
Sheesh !

If I had a stomach like that sticking out, I surely wouldn't wear a shirt that showed it. However, I also have boobs that don't point down, but even if I didn't, I would wear a bra. Now she can't afford a cell phone either? Dirty looking hag.

Why can this bitch stay home. She owns two homes and can't stay home away from the spot light. This bitch is always out on the streets

She Looks PREGNANT again!!!! i bet she is.

Seriously, what has she always got splashed down her top? Fair enough if she had the boys with her, youd say thats just what mums have to deal with, but she doesnt! She's just rough..

Why does she so desire the spot light so much? Is she that much of a whore? I do wish her this - I hope her kids will forgive her when they come across all these pics, maybe by then it will be absolutely clear that she is one unbalanced ho.

WTF is up with her always having $hit on the front of her shirt. whether it be rain or grease? ALWAYS.

WTF is up with her always having $hit on the front of her shirt. whether it be rain or grease? ALWAYS.

What is with her new thing of tearing all of her shirts so she can show her shoulders? The flashdance ripped shirt is ummmmm OLD

WTF is up with her always having $hit on the front of her shirt. whether it be rain or grease? ALWAYS.

WTF is up with her always having $hit on the front of her shirt. whether it be rain or grease? ALWAYS.

WTF is up with her always having $hit on the front of her shirt. whether it be rain or grease? ALWAYS.

she's such a greasy slob! she looks nasty as usual!

The girl hasn't got a clue how to eat and drink without dropping everything all over herself.

Can you imagine what fun it is to be seated with her and watching her eat. She nmust be such a pig. Would probably make me throw up.

She is posing on the pay phone pic in order to collect her $$$ from x17.

She pulls all her t-shirts down to make them like strapless and some t-shirts you can see that she rips them by doing that. My God she is really, really crazy. I really beleive she is a different person every time. There is no way she can have those boys, NO WAY!
Look at her! She can't even take care of herself and she's lost her mind. She's just plain crazy.

Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire datingsite W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.

Geez will you paaaaa-leezwwwwwww wash your clothes - why is it everytime I see this slut her clothes are stained or torn

for a mother not even able to see her kids supervised.. she looks really happy.. that is fu**ed up.. so wrong!
Go Kevin Go
Keep the kids away from her!

Karla reminds me of that woman that was on American Idol last year. The one who didnt have a neck. I was hoping that the rumor was right and that Brit and Adnan burried her in Mexico. LoL

Fast forward here... she will but her visitations back somehow but i doubt she will evr have custody.. so lets get on with the free entertainment of crazy britney brings us daily. This is better than going out to a comedy club and paying the admission.

Look, her new nails are already nubs!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! She just had them looking nice yesterday! They were nubs by morning. GOSH! BUY SOME GUM!

Ughhhh I swear she is just a dirty whore! Look at her top WTF looks like greasy chicken! nasty ass whore!

Looks like dandruff in her hair. It looks like snow on her shoulders lol

WHY GOD WHHYYYYYY???????????

To be honest her body looks good and she doesnt look that bad.its better when she dresses casual,jeans and tops than when she wears those awful dresses.She just has to fix her hair.she could look great like she did b4,but the sad thing is she doesnt care how she looks.bcause she is ill and depressed.poor girl.when will someone help her

To be honest her body looks good and she doesnt look that bad.its better when she dresses casual,jeans and tops than when she wears those awful dresses.She just has to fix her hair.she could look great like she did b4,but the sad thing is she doesnt care how she looks.bcause she is ill and depressed.poor girl.when will someone help her

To be honest her body looks good and she doesnt look that bad.its better when she dresses casual,jeans and tops than when she wears those awful dresses.She just has to fix her hair.she could look great like she did b4,but the sad thing is she doesnt care how she looks.bcause she is ill and depressed.poor girl.when will someone help her

Does anyone else notice, she wears those jeans EVERYDAY!!! Lord knows she doens't wash any clothes....(Gross and stinky!!)also, she's needing some rogaine...her hairline is gone baby, gone...YIKEs. What a mess.

Why must she ruin all of her nasty dirty shirts even further by ripping them and pulling them down off her shoulders. Off the shoulder tops went out over a decade ago. PUT ON A BRA!! YOU ARE NOT HOT ANYMORE!!!!
Didn't she just get a new cell phone? Oh yeah, "they steal my phones every day". (bad british accent). Get some clothes that fit your ass. Crazy bitch!

Ughhhh she is dirty bet she smells like hot trash

She just goes into a store and puts on a shirt or whatever...she doesn't wash them in the machine. When they're too funky she just goes in a store, takes off the garment and puts on a new one "clean"

Your jealousy of Adnan is so freaking obvious! The dude is such a douche so what does that make you?

She looks like she lost a lot of weight!

She looks like she lost a lot of weight!

Still no bra, they will be dragging the floor by next year, or maybe she will freak out and start having all kinds of plastic surgery like MIKE! She will re-envent herself surgically!

She's nothing but a hillbilly.

I BEG HER TO GET A TIT LIFT!!!!! WEARING A BRA IS TOO MUCH TO ASK OF HER.....SOMEHOW.....SURGERY SEEMS TO BE THE MORE REASONABLE EXPECTATION...EEERRRR HOPE..

She's still living in the 90s when crop tops were all the rage. Nobody wears those anymore. What, is she trying to show the world that she's lost weight? Well, good for her. One problem down, 162 to go! She's still a hot wreck.

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She is turning into a head-banger from the eighties!!! Throw on some ACDC!!!!!

I wonder how much Shitney had to fork over to Carla to get her to keep her mouth shut?

I AM A "HILLBILLY" BY LOCATION... ARKANSAS.. BUT I SMELL LIKE LEVER2000 AND TIDE. AND THE ONLY TIME MY GIRLS ARE OUT OF THE BRA IS WHEN WE ARE IN THE SHOWER. SO "HILLBILLY" ISN'T GONNA GET IT. CUM DUMPSTER IS JUST NASTY. EWW!!

You can take the trash out of the trailer but you can take the trailer out of the trash.

9:18...

HAHA!!! stupid FANTARD alert!!

x17, i don't think it has been months since these 2 last saw one another, a few weeks at most.

ooh! is that felipe in one of the shots next to shitney? carla is back alright, back - FOR REVENGE!! *CUE SINISTER MUSIC*

britney shoulda never flirted w/felipe, that's CARLA's man & we all know it!! lol!

In all fairness, I actually think it was raining out and that is rain on her shirt (or at leats some of it is). See? I can be objective! Did you guys see TMZ's video of Kaplan talking about Sam? He's gotta go back for at least another day AND he said he couldn't tell them whether Sam in on X17's payroll. Confidentiality and all. It's somewhat telling if you ask me.

If I lost my kids, You wouldn't be able to drag me out of bed I would be so depressed. This bitch aint right

If I lost my kids, You wouldn't be able to drag me out of bed I would be so depressed. This bitch aint right

DOES SHE TAKE A BATH OR EVEN WASH HER CLOTHES ???????????????????????????

Ok - does anyone else in this world wonder why Britney just CANNOT seem to wear clean clothes??? I swear I can't even remember the last time I saw her in anything that DIDN'T have a freaking stain on it! And she pulls in how much per month?
Pure sign - NO CLASS

Nail watch! Picture 4. Only one left on one of her hands. Good eatin!

First meeting in months?? Didn't Carla only get canned about 1-2 weeks ago max??

x17 bloggers are boring
get some new bloggers

why are all of her tops stained? she is a disgusting pig. PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF HER! She's completely uninteresting and need to go away. She is a has-been.

OH AND TO DUDE WHO HAS DECIDED SHE SHOULD HAVE DIED INSTEAD OF HEATH -- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?? WISHING DEATH ON A PERSON IS JUST NOT COOL.... I DON'T THINK YOU ARE QUITE RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND AM GLAD YOU PROBABLY DON'T LIVE NEAR ME.....

wtf? who the hell is she talking to on the pay phone???? 411? the dial tone? big bird? jesus? her damn self? crazy ass bitch.

January 25, 2008 7:06 AM - Anonymous

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right?! talk about photo op attention whoring!! she has a cell phone, why not use that in the pricacy of her own car...? oh because we couldn't get these great 'pics' otherwise! *SHAKES HEAD*

she was probably trying to 'PHONE HOME' her being e.t. and all.

my apologies to steven speilberg & the real e.t. who was always good to people & would never abandon a friend let alone his own kids.

Looks like most of her 'new' nails are already gone.

Nail watch! Picture 4. Only one left on one of her hands. Good eatin!

I'm not saying this in a 'people of a race other than my own all look the same' sort-of-way (because I don't actually think that), but Carla looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite

January 25, 2008 7:06 AM - Lori

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oh no! lori!!! ;)

that is the funniest thing i've read in a long time!! CARLA DOES LOOK LIKE PEDRO!!! ;)

VOTE FOR CARLA!!! :)

hahaha!! i thought it was very pc & sweet of you to go through the trouble of making sure people didn't misread your comment either for being 'predjudiced'.

i wouldn't have read it that way in either case because i'm one of those people who does think that all mexicans look alike, all blonde white people look alike, all black people look alike, all asians look alike... LOL! *i* am the WORST person you could have as an 'EYEWITNESS' to anything!! to me, everyone looks like someone else i've already seen!!

seriously, i do believe we have people walking around who look just like us, i do!! believe it or not, there was this woman who looked just like me that lived like 1 train station away who had a kid... my boyfriends brother-in-law saw her & told my boyfriend. lol!

they were like "wtf? she has a kid & never told you!!!" haha!! luckily for me the woman's hair was a tad more reddish than mine & they realized it wasn't me secretly hiding a 'love child'.

how the hell did i get to talking about this? i need to get off of here - i'm wasting too much of my time today, lol! buh-bye!! *WAVES* that was really a funny post...

VOTE FOR CARLA!! :)

THIS BITCH SHOULD DIED... NOT HEATH!! :(

THIS BITCH SHOULD DIED... NOT HEATH!! :(

THIS BITCH SHOULD DIED... NOT HEATH!! :(

So I guess those reports of Carla selling her story and being sacked were rubbish.

Do you have months mixed up with weeks? You must be snorting the same shit Unfitney is...

If you fucking foreigners can't spell, get the fuck out. I'm sick of it.

i love how the dude at end has her music playing in his car lol yup i think shes made a deal with yall x17 lol no matter what any 1 says bot ya brits still looking dam fine girl :)

This jacket looks great from this angle… These photos show off at least five of your best features.

Hey Britney, I'm the kind of guy who may wipe off a wet red lipstick kiss on my sleeve. Your lipstick stays on your mouth not on your man... right? Your lipstick wouldn't end up all over my face would it? Just the thought of lipstick face gives me the chills…

www.britneyspears.com

If I were Carla, as a FORMER assistant, I wouldn't give the jerk time of day anymore!

I wish Brit would hire me as her assistant, I would wait for her first bitchy order then I would say, "do it yourself bitch!" and throw something at her huge glasses and crack them! HAHAHAHAHHAHAH she needs a good wake up call and not all these brown nosers she's accustomed to. They all have shit on their noses if you look close enough. They take turns licking her ass.

Has anyone else noticed that no matter what type of shirt she wears she stretches out the neck and pulls the shirt down on her shoulders. She must ruin a lot of clothes that way...

Has anyone else noticed that no matter what type of shirt she wears she stretches out the neck and pulls the shirt down on her shoulders. She must ruin a lot of clothes that way...

Has anyone else noticed that no matter what type of shirt she wears she stretches out the neck and pulls the shirt down on her shoulders. She must ruin a lot of clothes that way...

Has anyone else noticed that no matter what type of shirt she wears she stretches out the neck and pulls the shirt down on her shoulders. She must ruin a lot of clothes that way...

Has anyone else noticed that no matter what type of shirt she wears she stretches out the neck and pulls the shirt down on her shoulders? She must ruin a lot of clothes that way...

ekkkk major stretch marks, she needs to rethink her wardrobe! help

Oh okay X17! Let's dramatize a little bit more. The first meeting her and Carla have had in months?

Carla was with her on the day she really went looney tunes and had to go to the hospital. What was that Jan.3/4? That doesn't add up to months you flippin' foreignors! Learn to count!

aw she looks really cute...

WHAT IS SO FUNNY IS THAT YOU DUMB ASSES DONT EVEN KNO THESE PEOLE. LORI.. WHY DONT YOU POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AND SEE WHA PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU? CARL IS A VERY SWEET GIRL, IN FACT ONE OF THE MOST HONEST POPLE THAT I KNOW SO I SUGGEST THAT YOU CHANGE YOURSELF FOR THE BETTER AND STOP BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL! ANOTHER THING, BRIT IS JUST GIVING YOU ALL WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU HAE HER SO MUCH, STOP BLOGGING ABOUT HER!!

WHAT IS SO FUNNY ABOUT YOU ALL IS THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE. CARLA IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST, MOST HONEST, LOYAL FRIENDS THAT I HAVE. DONT EVER BELEIVE WHAT YOU READ. THERE IS MORE TO THIS STORY. OH, AND LORI.. WHY DONT YOU POST A PICURE OF YOURSELF AND SEE HOW YOU ARE PROJECTED IN OTHE PEOPLES EYES. MY ADVICE TO ALL: IF YOU HATE THESE GIRLS SO MUCH, STOP BLOGGING ABOUT THEM. YOU CREATE THEM TO BE THE CENTER OF YOUR MINISCULE UNIVERSE!

This is very surreal to witness. It reminds me so much of the point Oliver Stone was trying to make about America's obsession with celebrity and celluloid in the film "Natural Born Killers".

Watching this clip, I cannot for the LIFE of me understand why this is considered news.

I don't understand the allure, I don't understand the appeal, I don't understand the interest.

It's a woman, with not much of a career left, going out to eat and then to a Rite Aid, with cameras swarming her as if she's just led a revolution or turned the fate of suffering people around. We're in the heat of an election year during the turning points for our country's standing on the world stage, we've got genocides going on all over the place, and a planet that we've depleated too many resources from and it's now turning on us...but this is newsworthy...?

Call me a nerd, but I just don't get it.

i'm with you nerd! :)