Bullshit

stop bullshiting okay, your obsession with britney is beyond pathetic. leave her alone.

this tory makes no sns im sorry.. i t hey rejt riends and tha it, why doesi have to b some long coplicated soap pera drama when its jus somehig simple as hm bing riends ither and cheering hr up..

this was actally a pahetcso. im sorry,

i love brit and all but i think someone sat in the office behind their desk and looked at this picture and thought of something real lame to write so peole would believe..

please come back with a bettr sorry

Your source is terrorist Osama Lutfi.

Why don't you post the pictures of Britney at the Maloof children's birthday party she took the kids to last year while she was on the outs with her father.

Leave her alone, go exploit somebody else. You fucking vultures are upset because you no longer get to exploit her and have "exclusive" access to her like during Osama had control over her. You people are so transparent. Stop attacking her family you don't want the best for her you just want to make cash.

HOW SAD THAT AMERICA STILL GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS GIRL. WE ARE TRULY A SICK NATION.

x's making crap up again

slow news day x17?

alls u can do is chat shit about this poor girl...whilst its good to know that she is doing fine on a day to day basis and i like to find out what shes up to!

U exploit her to far! flying helocoptors over her home whilst shes smoking and is with the kids is absolutley disgusting!

she should have u all arrested! she stays in her house for some privacy and you show her private moments to the world!!!!

Brit has a really fat manly neck and beefy shoulders.

hahaha it's so funny that no matter what the Britney topic is - someone always uses the words "manly" and "beefy"

Old pics and stupid comments from x17. Losers!

That's right, it's only about the pay! He obviously must have enough of a sense of smell and taste to avoid with her too! Maybe he's single and that would be enough to stop her from going after him. If there's just no other woman to fuck over, it wouldn't be fun for her! It's probably been a while since she's used her sex dungeon, so she must be getting desperate by now! But I have great confidence in her ability to chew through her dad's leash and sniff out some fresh loser dick! She's practically a loser dick hound! Looks like a mutt too! Sort of a mix between a basset hound with massive, drooling jowls and a cross eyed golden retriever with a bad case of the mange! A cross eyed, mangy basset dick retriever with a weave!

Why is it that everytime Britney goes out with someone that she's automatically "dating" him. Tabloids need to get a life.

isn't this the guy that supposidly raped her a while back?

Amethyst Mine,

I am sorry that I use the phrase "Knee Deep in the Blood of Traitors and Pigs" a bit more often than would be considered socially acceptable when describing you to ... well, everyone but I cannot think of a more pithy phrase that sums up your behavior ... as nicely.

I promise to keep working on it! :)

Missed that phrase, but nice, very nice! It's been a good couple of days not having that swine scream death threats and her usual nastiness! She must hate X17 now too, because everyone here has figured out what a world class troll she is!

Britney's father Jamie was the private chef for the Maloof brothers and their family. He stopped working for them to take over the conservatorship of his daughter. I don't know where you get such messed up facts from.

hmm, "Knee Deep in the Blood of Traitors and SWINE" adds flair! :) Yes indeed, she's a world class troll.

Amethyst Mine’s psychiatrist hates it when she shows up in his bedroom at 3 am wearing nothing but oven mitts. But deep down, she thinks he's really into it!

no man in his right mind could possibly be interested in this white trash whore. only a man who wants to be in the spotlight(adnan) or a man who wants her money(k-fed) could possibly show any interest in her. she is only good to exploit, nothing more. britney wishes she was hot like me, but she's not. maybe in her dreams she could be, but then she would wake up and see how unattractive and unappealing she is. that would be enough to cause her to want to end it all again because she's not hot. as a matter of fact, she was never was hot to begin with. her fans are the biggest losers of them all with their constant posting on here. i make it my business to terrorize them as often as i can because i'm the main attraction, not her. my glock is the only thing that get's people's attention so from now on i will be breaking it out more often when i post.

Now it's a frothy discharge.
Is that wrong?

Kitty has nothing to do with this. You haven't been good at this from the start.

Now it's a frothy discharge.
Is that wrong?

...ROTFLMAO!!!

Dear Amethyst Mine,

My dear Annie Fat Fanny.

Miss you, baby.

xo

Dear Amethyst Mine,

My dear Annie Fat Fanny.

Miss you, baby.

xo

LMAO!

Thanks for not going to the cops...
See you in Mexico, Bebe!

Amethyst Mine,

Your life story has plot holes. D-

Develop a more effective narrative.

Adnan honey - I wanna get crazy tonight.
And, I'm not gonna lie things may get a bit weird.

Dear Ronnie,

I can't find anything in the bible prohibiting inflatable sheep - so I think you're in the clear with Jesus.

Four out of five mental health professional agree I'm no danger to anybody. Don't worry about that one guy; I ... errr he won’t be distracting us anymore.

Oh my God LMAO!!!!!!

Dear Ronnie,

I'm texting you from my Blackberry.

I'm typing with my toes. I'm all tied up. I didn't catch a glimse of her face, but when she pushed me into the trunk of the car I caught a strong whiff of lime juice and rotting snapper. It reminded me of a bad cerviche.

I think we may be bound for Phoenix. Please send help.

7:08 ROTFLMAO!

Mark Twain,

Tonight it's just about you and me... (...and Morris, the mildly bi-curious teddy bear of my childhood).

LMAO!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Im having sex with my gay boyfriend Mark Twain!

Adnan,

Wanna come back to my place for coffee and rohypnol, darlin?

Hell fucking NO!!!!

Amethyst Mine, HELL FUCKING NO!!!!!!!!!!

Amethyst Mine,

Tonight's super secret word is pffmmpffmmpff! Shsssh, don't tell anyone.

Adnan,

Pffmmpffmmpff!

xoxo

Adnan,

I love you please don’t beat me with a stick (or that will cost extra).

Ronnie,

I love you too and it’s kinda freaking me out a bit.

7:55 1 & 2 LMAO!!!

Adnan,

Ignore Ronnie. Come over to my place and rub your faux-hawk on my lady lumps. Just for good luck.

Pffmmpffmmpff!

Amethyst Mine, I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Mark Twain,

Remember I'm way crazier than you, so maybe you should just humor me or else ...

STUF ALL OF YOU!

The earthquake is here. It's right in my hands and I have no idea what to do with it.

I guess washing them with some strong soap will be my first step.

Adnan,

I love you. What is this ‘commitment’ thing you keep talking about anyway?

GAGGING 8:00 ROTFL!

8:07 1 & 2 ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Ronnie,

Human resources would simply freak if they knew more about us.

Cops vs. Paps
Friday, January 18th, 2008

www.jfxonline.com/tag/paparazzi/page/2/

"I’ll have more updates on the subject soon, as I’m sure discussion will increase in the next couple of days."

Oh...really???

Then 4 days later...

www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2008/01/22/paparazzi-101-part-1/#comments

hmm...I see RED people!

JFX and its' last dying gasps! They should've cut loose one certain idiot before it poisoned the whole lot! Oh well.

Amethyst Mine,

I love you, strangely. I'm pretending to be the overlord of the paparazzi underworld. Wanna help?

Oh my god, it just dawned on me who Mark Twain was.

8:32 ROTFLMAO!!!

hmm ... Mark Twain is suddenly shy.
I wonder why are you RED linked to www.jfximages??? ROTFL!!!

8:28 Stretching and waving my hand in the air...

AM!?!?

Who could Mark Twain be ...

8:42 A paparazzi clown?

DING! DING! DING!!!!

LOL @ 8:46

LMAO @ 8:47 After the third poser left clown-white all over the walls the fun began to wear off a little!

Amethyst Mine,

To me you are unique and special.
Just like everyone else.

Amethyst Mine,

You're the Iron Chef! Isn't it time we talked about exchanging venereal diseases?

8:50 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!

LMAO!

Clowngasm!

Happy thoughts! :-)

This is such a HAPPY place when AM's not here. Not trolling, no imping, no fighting!

Invert 8:58s. (?)

Seriously ... ROFTLMAO @ 8:57!!!

Am was fucking MT too? Who was Mark Twain?

Amethyst WILL be back, so we might as well post some real juice to unrelax her.

There is nothing wrong with having imaginary friends ... is there? LOL! Amethyst Mine’s favorite imaginary friend just happens to be a paparazzi overlord wannabe who hunts D-List celebrities and collects batshit crazy women as a hobby.

Amethyst Mine takes the bronze! A slippery bronze turd slipped around the gerbil and out her hairy asshole.

yeah? what's his real name? rofl

9:01 A staffer with an agenda. hmm ... I wonder who that could be ... LMAO!

I don't know! Doc? Ronnie?

9:05 hmm ... sounds frothy ...

doc was a suspicious dude. peculiar

She's waaaay too stupid to do anything complicated like that! She mistakenly thought this was a friendly place that she could run though sheer stupidity and brute force! Obviously color blind, she always thought her name was written in red at other places! May she forever bask in the sea of hostility for her here (and anywhere else for that matter!)!

i think doc and ronnie and mt are still in a menage e erectile dysfunction

is AM Mark Twain? f8ck me in the ass!

"mattia go ask Amethyst Mine what time it is"

hmm ... how did Mark Twain KNOW Amethyst Mine was mattia? LMAO!

Otra vez! Waaaaaaay too stupid!!!
1st clue:
She thinks she's well liked.

Fucking'?' !!!

i actually only read there for about 3 weeks. it was to much to stomach but i think am has some inside thing or else she woulda been canned

fmita!!! Am was MT????????????????

yeah prolly she is doc to

Someone’s going to “drop by” in a few minutes.

hmm ... how did Mark Twain KNOW Adnan was outside the office? LMAO!

MT works with j but who is he? must be ronnie

Who is Mark Twain ... ? Quick look in the mirror Ronnie! LMAO!

hmm ...

guess that means adnub was feeding the clues

Doc suspected who Mark Twain was ... How did Mark Twain KNOW who doc was? It's a puzzle wrapped in a riddle! LMAO!

Who did Ronnie blog for BEFORE?

who the hell was doc? doc = ronnie and MT?

Im having sex in bed with Mark Twain!

Oh hell no! She just kept post #s up with her stupidity and fights! Then people got tired and just left! Now she tries it here. Same deal, except people will justly rip her to shreds here! How do you people not get what a complete and utter idiot she is? I mean WTF?!?!

Seriously!!!

Could it be Finalpixx? Why, yes ...

i mean what kind of normal man would be team adnan lmao! doc had to be ronnie

Im a back stabber!

doc = ronnie

Im gonna kill all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who worked for Finalpixx? hmm ... could it be Adnan. Why yes ... LMAO!

Then how come doc never came back? They need all the posts they can get too! AM tried that Sherlock shit too and look where it got her! AM- brain dead narcissist!

so Amethyst Mine was planning an L.A. move to provide Ronnie and his cardboard box bliss? fmita!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who owns Finalpixx? hmm ... could it be Clint Brewer? Why yes ... LMAO!

poor lil amapolar bear.

STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME LOSERS!!!!!!!

Who does Clint Brewer also currently work for? hmm ... could it be Splash News? Why yes ... LMAO!

Ahh, the stout cardboard box/JFX base station!!! Enjoyed writing that one!

so doc is clint brewer who is a tiny thing and young enough looking to have zits.

O MY GOD! YOUR ALL STILL IN HERE WITH NO LIFES???? THATS FUCKING FUNNY! YOU ALL SUCK BY THE WAY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then why dont we take this discussion to finalpixx? like hi doc clint!

hmm ... who is Jane Doe suing? Oh yeah, Splash News' two owners, two named paparazzi and 10 John Doe paparazzi! LMAO!

9:29-1 lifes is not found in English. try lives asswipe,

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mt is ronnie, doc is a faggy looking little boy, and Am was territorial of them rofl!

amethyst mine is a large black woman

Who is the ONLY person willing but unable to expose Jane Doe and risk a subpoena? hmm ...

Me myself and I love you Amethyst Mine! I think we'll keep you around for awhile.

LOL no lie? this is fuckin hilarious to me.

I hate you Amethyst Mine!

JFX posters are Arrogant and Narcissist

I think Ronnie is Mark Twain

so doc is being sued by jane doe rofl! he was so obnosious. makes sense he's a pap.

Im fucking halarious in your face!

define halarious 9:36 i dont know that word

Sniff, sniff 9:29 smells like a rancid paparazzi lover lol

I hate all of you!

What is the ONE thing Mark Twain wanted? To burn Jane Doe.

9:371st STUF!

lmaoooooooooooooooo

I wonder WHO the 10 John Does in the lawsuit are? ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doc and jfx

9:37, IT MEANS YOUR NOT HALARIOUS BITCH!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

9:37 IM GONNA KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

i THINK i'L COPY THIS AND TAKE IT TO MY LOCAL POLICE.

Is that some state of halitosis?

Wasn't it precious how Ronnie was KNEW discussion about the cops and paps would increase in the next couple of days? LOL!

JFXers're living over there

Y'all are dying on here

rip

Then 4 days later ... Mark Twain appeared in a RED dress (jfximages link)! ROTFLMAO!

jfx is a sick place

I'm a star..OH arrogance!

bunch of thugs. thank God Brit is away from Adnub

doc brewer lmao! just read that part. somehow he came across as a hateful sort. like a man bitch who needs to get laid

Then 4 days later...
www.jfxonline.com/jfxonline/2008/01/22/paparazzi-101-part-1/#comments
August 17, 2008 8:23 PM
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan

This definitely deserves to be reposted. LOL

i never saw any of this. i cruised in in early june as it was dying i think

I did read the question answer bs and noticed that adnub sucked up to doc hehehe

AM is liked here about as much as a well known child molester is walking around a pre-school!

LOL haters

and Amethyst was stupid enough to fall for their stupid game of deceit

it's Amethyst bitch dun dun dun

it's Amethyst bitch dun dun dun (x4)

lmao

Finalpixx is a dead blog. The archives were funny though. KLM said she loathed Adnan at Finalpixx.

who is that gigi chik? she aint very bright either rofl

KLM works for final pixx?

what about rehema. she came across as a crass bitter broad whose only chance at sex was in the form of cyber sex.

yes klm and doc work together

We all need to get a life.

It’s great to see MH hasn’t been influenced by them. You should read her on the K-Fed threads. MH has been defending Kevin and speaking her mind about his miserable ex-wife and unfit mother of his sons.

who cares really. a bunch of asshole paps trying to make it big rofl

apparently you care, bitch.

jfxers are all arrogant bitches.

its not worth the time it takes to log in there. mh has always seen through doc and the others.

JFX tried to build a cult of paparazzi. They onnly have three converts chanting kumbayya. ROTFL!

KLM posted about Adnan in the Finalpixx blog.

jfx built a cult fo sure and its name is amethyst mine. that big woman is a one horse cult.

j's photo captions are to icky sweet

nothing interesting there

then why did doc like her so much because doc was stuck up her hinie

The only thing interesting on blogs (and I mean all blogs) is us talking and laughing.

Who cares,we're getting pathetic

Jfxers're a bunch of narcissistic people

and doc is repulsively TA

Sit here hating everything, you're all retarded. Only thing interesting on all blogs is this? Hmm..okay. Just bored, or do you all have issues?

Am probably still thinks doc is a screenwriter lmao!

a normal person would have been like why would a successful screenwirter be TA? rofl

I LOVE YOU ADNAN,DARLING!

Adnan loved calling Doc's name during the Q & A didn't he? Oh...I wonder why? LOL!

yeah doc and adnub werent great acotrs. it all seemed fishy and underhanded

OH..ARROGANCE!

Jane Doe's lawyer must be fascinated reading the bumbling incompetence and grasping attempts to burn his clients in Mark Twain and Amethyst Mine's "secret little corner" of the Internet.

ROTFLMAO!

Oh yeah, Adnan and Doc were great actors. The two should have been cast in Crossroads! LOL

Maybe Ronnie can STAGE Mark Twain’s comeback! LMAO!!!

do you think adnub was attacked lmaoooooooo

doc is a pissant plain and simple. and if he really is who you say he is, he is butt ugly

remember doc saying take care adnan after ronnie/mt announced the attack

10:22 Nobody said WHo Doc is. Who do you think he is? Brewer?

Interesting how Mark Twain KNEW about the supposed attack and post the info. It certainly drew a little more attention to the site. Didn't it? LOL

remember doc saying take care adnan after ronnie/mt announced the attack

YES...ROTFLMAO!!!

I had sex with Linda, she was hot!

Luve ya Amethyst.

I think Doc is Brewer too!!!

I think AM is Doc!

i have no idea who he is. someone strongly suggested that doc is brewer a few posts back

yeah ronnie had that EQ in his hands and had no idea what to do with it

whoever doc is he is close with adnub. hell maybe he IS adnub

it really doesn't matter. its nice to be away from that shit hole

ya know i bet ole jamie spears didnt take too kindly to adnubs q/a lmao

they seem to have fun on JFX

10:29 Then it must be someone else. I said Ronnie was connected to Clint and Adnan through Finalpix. Could Doc be Brewer ... who knows ... maybe. Some m ight say probably and I wouldn't argue the point. LOL! I think Ronnie is Mark Twain! He said "mattia go ask Amethyst Mine what time it is" because he KNEW she was using at least two names over there. Only the moderator would know that kind of information.

How much is Jamie Spears weekly paycheck from the c-ship?

I'm guessing Adnoid's ex-wife is not a member of TA.

the point was to create a celeb in adnan. sorry, that aint happenin. they see that i think because they are letting it melt away.

Oh yeah, three paps Adnan, Ronnie-Twain and Doc-Brewer are having fun with inside jokes and the three fools who blog there haven't got a clue.

Whoo Hoo F-U-N(N-Y!)

10:36 not enough

10:37

LMAO!!!

there are like 3 members of TA. polar bear, Am, and the gigi dude

still funny how doc ran for cover when am said she was moving to L.A. Hell, I could really care less about Britney Spears music or life. I have no idea how I even got here rofl.

10:39 I think Jamie gets 10K a month. Did you read OK mag? Jamie didn't like Kevin getting a 5K increase in child support up to 20K for the two kids. That's just plain wrong, imho.

gigi reads here too.

hey gigi the paparazzi are making you look like a complete ass!

actually I do. my babysitter left x17 up one night and bam I was sucked in to the blithering foolishness that is the pap world.

KFed wont have child support for all that long anyway. He didn't want sole custody.

Help me... I'm melting...melting...!!!

Wait for me Adnan, my darling.

So some Married grease spot pap plans in a premeditated way to ingratiate himself into his target's life (something he admitted to) and make himself newsworthy. Completely premeditated! And these J idiots wet themselves over him? Nothing but a cheating scuzbag who mastered the art of banging someone having a meltdown. Now even his fellow pap douches that he used as rungs on a ladder are after him! No wonder why he's been in hiding! Well that and stalker psychos like AM!

yeah gigi. you really don't want to be associated with Am. For heaven's sake. or jfx either. they love the attention you give them tho

It was funny the way Doc ran and hid. I he pissed his pants when she said she was going to see him in L.A. Ronnie must be crapping in his pants cause she knows his office address. LOL

It's crazy how we all thought Britney looked amazing in this pic from how she did before and now she looks 10x better than she does in this pic.

J idiots are only in triplet. I would bet there are NO other TA on the face of the earth. Just those 3 nuts at jfx.

10:52 who cares,get a life!

Nothing but a cheating scuzbag who mastered the art of banging someone having a meltdown.

Where did he matriculate? ;)

which is why ronnie hasn't banned her. he would have to be afraid to.

doc acted like a girl with his rants and hurt feelings.

Am said he was very short remember? how tall is brewer?

Ronnie's an ass kisser,he loves me!

I'm a star,oh arrogance!

How would she know Doc's height? A few of them couldn't figure out his gender! LOL

jfxers love groupie.rofl

MH accused Doc of “disloyalties” any guesses???

who knows. she also asked him if he had fun at the CA party and asked if he looked "purdy".

LOL @ 11:00 2