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Britney Engaged? - Total LOL's!!!

SpearsMarriedLOL.jpgEveryone loves making up stories about Britney, but this one is just too much...

A man who says he works for real estate developer John Sundahl claims his boss is engaged to Brit!!! WTF, right???

This guy who says his name is Lance Chase (seriously?) told the National Enquirer that Sundahl and Brit used to date and that they recently reunited during her tour stop in New Jersey. BTW, waaay back in 2007, X17online totally called BS on the story of Sundahl and Brit even dating.

Anyway, here's where this new story gets good, Chase says:

"[Sundahl] got down on one knee in a Subway sandwich shop in Santa Monica a week ago and proposed with a $4.5 millioin marquise-cut diamond that he bought at a Frankfurt jewelry store."

Engaged at Subway??? Maybe if they said it was at a Starbucks it would have made this totally fabricated story a bit more believable.

Crazy Chase goes on to say that a huge wedding is being planned at Sundahl's family farm in Germany, blah, blah blah.

Brit's peeps are obviously denying the story. A rep tells the NY Daily News: "Britney is not engaged, she did not get proposed to at Subway last week - she is currently on tour - she is not getting married on a farm in Germany, she did not receive a $4.5 million marquise-cut diamond ring. Oh, and she has not been abducted by aliens either."

In other words, a fun story - but total fiction.



Is this the most unbelievable Britney story you've ever heard?

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Posted by: Anonymous

I'm thinking Brit and Mel. She caused the divorce. Yall



Posted by: Anonymous

BRITNEY IS A FRICKIN' IDIOT - NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO F*CK THIS STD RIDDEN COW MUCH LESS MARRY HER.



Posted by: Britney is pathetic

Dear Britney, the world isn't laughing with you, they are STILL laughing AT YOU!



Posted by: Anonymous

Why does Brit's PR but out the stupidiest stories? To keep her name in the headlines I guess

Remember when sandip accused larry rudolph of sending emails out from sandips computer??
that guy is so stupid.



Posted by: Anonymous

Thank god cause that dude looks like a monkey!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is fat and ugly, this man can get a supermodel if he wanted. Not this mess.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brit's done. No1currrrrrrrr!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

open mouth jonesing for camel jockey spoog hahaheeheehahahoho



Posted by: Anonymous

John Sundahl is married Barbara Istvanovic. She's a former Victoria's Secret model. He doesn't want a used up runt. The only people who want her are low life nobodies and warped teenagers.



Posted by: SARAH

ITS FUNNY DATS ITS DA SAME PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY HATE HER HAVE TIME TO WRITE COMMENTS BOUT HER. DO U REALLY FINK SHE CARES WAT U PEOPLE FINK. YES SHE HAD A BREAKDOWN BUT SHES BACK AN BETTER THAN EVER BUT U HATERS CANT TAKE DAT SO U HAVE 2 TALK BOUT DA PAST AGAIN AN AGAIN. GET OVER IT SHES ON TOUR MAKIN MILLIONS AN SEEIN HER KIDS SO GET A LIFE PEOPLE AN STOP HATIN ON HER



Posted by: Anonymous

She's Aiden's sloppy second. A dude would need a blindfold, Viagra and a peen implant to fuuck her.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sarah das DuH saYm PePs WhO fiNk YoU aRe A fAwKiN mOrOn sO gEt DaT eJeCayShUn



Posted by: Anonymous

It's a lie just like she was dating Kfed and 2 dancers. Guys don’t want to If-U-C-K a crazy bitch. Her reps make up lies to get her name out. Media is ignoring her 90‘s craptastic concert. Her boyfriends are as fake as her singing.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sarah you are as stupid as your pathetic idol. Do you honestly think SHE cares what YOU have to say? Hell no. Britney only cares about herself. Oh and hun, you are here wasting your time too so don't be such a hypocrite.



Posted by: Anonymous

The PR spin continues because she is no longer news worthy. HA HA



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney doesn't care about what any of YOU have to say. Yet the same 2 or 3 of you continue to post here everyday. It seems to me like the majority of the people who do post here post on other posts on this web site. If you have free time, thats a different story. But if your whole day is devoted to posting stupid comments about people you dont even know, than you're a bigger fool than anyone you talk about.



Posted by: She’s a washed up sado-whore

Hair? - Rat weave FAKE!
Singer? - Lip-synching FAKE!
Dancer? - Waddling, arm waving FAKE!
Mommy? - Photo op, prop using FAKE!
Getting Laid? - Chase FAKE! Gio FAKE! K-fed FAKE! John FAKE!



Posted by: Anonymous

1:26 YOU care about what we say that's why you whine like a britarded bitch every fucking day. YOUR COW GOD SUCKS PAP COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET YOU WANT SOME DON'T YA????? HA HA



Posted by: Anonymous

Review: Spears falls off the tightrope
Theatrics dazzle but singer undone by emotionless lip-synching
By David Burger
The Salt Lake Tribune

Updated: 04/15/2009 09:05:15 AM MDT

The biggest spectacle to perhaps ever visit EnergySolutions Arena was Britney Spears' Circus Tour Tuesday in an imaginative, creative and titillating big-top show that, ultimately, failed to deliver an emotional connection with the audience.



Posted by: Anonymous

Spears, the 27-year-old tabloid sensation who dominates magazine coverage with her controversial and mundane exploits, revealed nothing about herself other than a fit, toned body and long, flowing blonde locks. It was as if we were at a zoo looking at someone beyond the moat, unable to share in the musical experience as we were kept at a distance.
The pop singer, who has now performed in front of large audiences for more than a decade, appeared to lip-synch every song, except for the slow ballad "Everytime." During that song, in which she was perched on the crook handle of a giant umbrella suspended from the rafters, she illustrated her thin, breathy voice -- and it was the best musical moment of the night, because for one small moment, she resembled a human being with human emotions, as opposed to a robot going through the exhausting paces.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:26 - if you seriously believe that only 2 or 3 people are here because they dislike Britney Spears than you are very much mistaken. I can guarantee you that the majority of people can't stand this loser more than people that like her. She is a poor excuse of a mother, daughter, sister, friend and wife. She is a pathetic entertainer who needs a lot of stuff going on around her to keep people from constantly looking at what a collassial failure she is. All you have to do is go on other websites, such as Dlisted, TMZ, etc and you will see that Britney is nothing but a joke.



Posted by: Anonymous

With all that being said, the stage show was spellbinding, with Spears the ringmaster and the focus of attention despite what seemed to be hundreds of dancers, sideshow acts, clowns, trapeze artists and gyrating welders (don't ask). The concert was divided into four acts -- Circus, House of Fun, Freakshow/Peepshow and Electro Circ, capped with an encore of "Womanizer" -- and in each song, Spears wore a different costume and it was impossible to keep your eyes off of her, because you never knew what would happen next. In one of the more entertaining bits, she was sawed into threes and miraculously reappeared unharmed, and then performed a disappearing act in which she was invisibly transported from the center ring to another ring.



Posted by: Anonymous

The set was a three-ring circus centered on the arena floor, and Spears did an admirable job of trying to entertain the near-sold-out crowd by projecting to the audience which surrounded her. A 360-degree video screen was displayed above the onstage action, and curtains, empty picture frames and cages were thoughtfully used to demonstrate how she both attracts and wants to repulse the voyeuristic eyes of the audience.



Posted by: Anonymous

Music was a secondary afterthought. I believe I saw three musicians nestled in dark corners offstage, but I can't be sure. The tinny sound was heavy on treble and low on bass, revealing the acoustic weaknesses of the arena. And while Spears' mouth moved along to the recorded verses and choruses, it was hard to understand why someone like Ashlee Simpson can be vilified for lip-synching on a free episode on "Saturday Night Live" while Spears can charge $750 and be congratulated for doing the same thing.



Posted by: Anonymous

It was almost as if Spears was embarrassed of her own music, as Marilyn Manson's version of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" played during a video of an "Eyes Wide Shut" orgy. In the most egregious and inexplicable example, while Spears was offstage, 11 of her dancers were introduced to the crowd with each dancing to a different song not from Spears: Michael Jackson, Rihanna and Lil Wayne were all played. A montage of Spears' songs not performed would have been nice, since everything else was recorded anyway.

It was a show of sound and fury, signifying nothing. And I ended up feeling cold, and not just because I had to take a cold shower afterwards.



Posted by: She is an idiot.

Britney was 40 minutes into her show in San Jose, California when she asked the audience: "What's up, Sacremento?" This wasn't the first time she has made georgraphical errors or verbal blunders.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:27 I bet you like the next one.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears brings a circus to town -- and she's the ringmaster
Music » Acclaimed fashion designers Dan and Dean Caten give singer a 'sexualized modern circus.'
By David Burger
The Salt Lake Tribune

People afraid of clowns should avoid Britney Spears' Circus Tour on Tuesday at EnergySolutions Arena. Menacing "sado-clowns," inspired by sadomasochism, are just some of the dancers/characters who will take the stage alongside Spears in a circus that definitely isn't Barnum & Bailey-issue.



Posted by: Anonymous

Responsible for costuming the unique characters, as well as Spears, are the Canadian identical twins Dean and Dan Caten. Their design company, DSQUARED, has previously dressed Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Rihanna, Beyoncé and Justin Timberlake for concert tours. "We've been hoping to work with [Spears] for some time," said Dan Caten in a Salt Lake Tribune interview.

Britney Spears performs in a ringmaster costume designed by DSQUARED. right up the Catens' back alley. The brothers have been known for their provocative ideas since their Milan debut in 1995, and said they were intrigued by the tour's concept of a circus. That theme is drawn from Spears' latest album, titled "Circus."



Posted by: Anonymous

The title track includes such lines as:
All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip just like a circus Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus

"It is a sexualized modern circus," Caten said of the show. "We love contrast. It's taking a new light on a familiar thing."



Posted by: Anonymous

Perhaps an expected strategy for the controversial singer, now 27, whose latest single, "If You Seek Amy," sounds like an expressionchise that can't be printed in a family newspaper. Setting aside tabloid escapades, that blurring of the line between innocence and decadence has been part of the singer's performing persona since her first video, "... Baby One More Time," was released in 1999. In the infamous video, the then-17-year-old bared her cleavage, midriff and pigtails in a schoolgirl's
uniform.

To design costumes for the tour, the Catens collected ideas from Spears, then added their own brainstorms and sketches to the mix. The first costume designed by DSQUARED is inspired by the idea of a seductive lion-tamer.



Posted by: Anonymous

Caten said he wanted the costume to make Spears appear as the beast and the ringmaster simultaneously, so the brothers designed a red jacket with royal blue cuffs and gold braided details. They added flowing animal hair to the jacket's shoulders and topped everything off with a replica cheetah head adorned with black tulle and ostrich feathers.
When the outfit is completed with fishnets, lace-up boots and a whip, ringmaster Spears will be an antithesis of family-friendly Bello Nock, the head clown of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. The sexual allure of the costume is important because it equates to showmanship, according to Caten.



Posted by: Anonymous

Spears' second costume lies underneath her first and further transforms the singer. After peeling off her ringmaster costume, she reveals herself to be a sexy dominatrix. In a three-piece vixen corset and panty set enriched with Swarovski crystals and draped chiffon, she is thrown into a cage with muzzled, leather-clad sex slaves, a tableau that Caten labeled "erotic."

Those are just the first two costumes. Other characters through the show include the aforementioned "sado-clowns," Parisian balancing acts, "salacious centaurs" and "chiseled and chained Houdini men," according to the Catens.



Posted by: Anonymous

One thing the designers had to keep in mind is that they were designing a stage show, not a runway show. The outfits Spears and her dancers wear use stretch fabric such as Lycra so that even in the most elaborate costumes, movement isn't hindered.

The overall effect, the designer said, is to take the audience out of the real world and catapult them into an alternate reality that's edgy and sensual. "We want people in the 200th row to get some impact," Caten said.



Posted by: Anonymous

lol sado-clowns!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yep the sado-whore & sado-clowns stumble around to shitty pre-recorded fake music. It's a fetish fashion show for freaks ha ha ha



Posted by: Anonymous

MAH PUSSSSSSSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

BEEEEEETCH!!!!

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKS OUT!!!!!

DON’T SMOKE WEED!!!!ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKS OUT!!!! PEACE MOTHAFUCKAS!!!!

WUSSSUP SACRAMENTO!!!!

HA HA HA HE HE HE HA HA HA HO HO HO!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Who cares? She's a joke.



Posted by: Anonymous

subhuman whore



Posted by: Anonymous

$750 to watch a pig lip synch! lol lol lol lol lol Dumb asses! lol



Posted by: Anonymous

i love some of the comments on here. we know she doesnt read whats written here, yet people continue to post on sites such as these.
people can say that her career is dead, that she isnt selling well, that she has no talent. yet, her first single fro her album shot up to #1, her second single gave her her highest peaking position on the billboard charts, and her third single brought around britney's 16th top 40 single.

not to mention that she continues to sell out stadiums, and achieves an average of 2.3 million dollars from just one of her concerts.

i understand that there are people that dont like here. but there are people that do. and the people that do surpass the people that dont like her. if she wanst liked, she wouldnt have the radio play that she has. people still love britney. and, it doesnt matter if any of you dont like it, cause its not gonna change anything.



Posted by: Anonymous

Eminem's 'We Made You' Video: Which Celebs Get Slammed?
From Jessica Alba to Amy Winehouse, here's an alphabetical rundown of Em's latest victims.
By James Montgomery

If Eminem has proven anything throughout his career, it's that he's not afraid to put celebrities on blast. From "My Name Is" to "Just Lose It," he's gone after some of the biggest names in Hollywood, never pulling a punch and never (ever) apologizing.
And his new video, for "We Made You," is no different. In fact, you might even say he's taken the art of celeb skewering to new heights with the clip. The targets come fast and furious, lyrically and visually, so to help you keep track of them all, we've compiled a list.
Alphabetized for your convenience, here's Eminem's "We Made You" celebrity-slam list:

Spears, Britney: Embattled pop star/ cultural icon. Another Em fave, in the "We Made You" video, Brit is seen pole-dancing and knocking out former flame Adnan Ghalib. Also, we're fairly certain she's played by a drag queen.



Posted by: Anonymous

There's a bunch more. mtv.com/news/articles/1608732/20090407/eminem.jhtml



Posted by: Anonymous

and i also love how many comments she gets on threads like this.

in essence, you're fueling her flame. the media drives the celeb. the hits a post gets, the more they talk about that celeb.

the more you comment, the more britney stories there'll be. keep it up, haters!



Posted by: Anonymous

YEA SHITTY STORIES BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Only a loser would tap a brain dead cow



Posted by: Anonymous

Of course it's a big fat lie! No one, but no one would want to pick up a puss flashing, drug addicted, hygienically challenged, redneck, child beating nutjob who has less freedom than a grounded 12 year old!



Posted by: Anonymous

White trash freak show!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

* * * * * * * SHITNEY IS A LOSER * * * * * * *



Posted by: imnotrailertrashtrucker

please dont ever compare me to this trailer park trash white trucker tranny who can't take care of herself or her kids. Fact is she's a tranny and uneducated. A horrible mother. She needs 50 lbs of makeup and PROs to make her look somewhat good and female. Her image is a total lie.



Posted by: imnotrailertrashtrucker

please dont ever compare me to this trailer park trash white trucker tranny who can't take care of herself or her kids. Fact is she's a tranny and uneducated. A horrible mother. She needs 50 lbs of makeup and PROs to make her look somewhat good and female. Her image is a total lie.



Posted by: John Sundahl

Britney Spears is a practicing alcoholic and will die if she doesn't stop. She stole all my pain pills when I was in the hospital, and then left me for the Monkey Man.



Posted by: Merry Christmas

Vancouver wants their money back yall.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sh!t dogs won't even hump her leg lmao



Posted by: The Puuussay cannot be contained!

She'll hump theirs......or break them.



Posted by: Anonymous

I don't believe a word of this story, but I'd bet heavily that she's desperately trying to pop another one out, because in her (insane and half brained) mind this will be how she escapes the c-ship! A scary thought, but I totally believe it!



Posted by: Anonymous

I can't get over how many losers are on this site. Get over it, Britney's making a name for herself and banking millions while doing it. What exactly are you doing?



Posted by: Anonymous

And the losers are you Britards and your short memory! As horrible as Chris Beatdown Brown was laying his hands on a woman, at least that douche has never hurt any kids! But SHITney hurt her kids badly enough to lose custody of them and isn't allowed to this day to be alone with them! It also definitely helped get her placed in a conservatorship! But of course, you Britards have to focus on money! Hell, she can't even enjoy it because she's too stupid to be trusted with that money and is on that whole restricted like a 12 year old thing! This is the same dumb ho-bitch who lost around $40-60 million dollars on drugs, scumbags, and being a redneck jizzbag cum dumpster! And what are YOU doing, you fUcking idiot tard?



Posted by: Paranel

Wow. So many haters . Yet, Britney has never been rude, mean or a diva to anybody , celebrity or non celebrities. So where does the hate come from? Jealousy maybe? I for one love her and wish her the best.



Posted by: Anonymous

Are you kidding? You MUST be kidding? She's done damage to pretty much everyone that has ever had the displeasure of dealing with her! But then again, Britards are stupid and oblivious to reality!



Posted by: Anoneemouse

Now if you tell me that he proposed with a Cheeto in hand, I might believe this one...



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney's shallow followers gave their allowances so she could have millions. Ohhhhhhhh F*U*C*K shitney can't touch her millions!!! Shitney's got an A*L*L*O*W*A*N*C*E like them!!!HAhaHeeHeeHaHaHoHoooooooooooooooo



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney's Ex Sued Over Car Attack
Posted Apr 16th 2009 1:15PM by TMZ Staff

Britney Spears' ex BF Adnan Ghalib has been hit with a lawsuit over a hit and run.

Ram Moskowitz claims Ghalib maliciously struck him with a car, sending him flying onto the hood and then driving 30 - 40 yards before he was thrown clear -- this because Moskowitz was trying to serve Adnan with a restraining order on behalf of Britney.

It's the same incident for which Ghalib now faces 3 felony charges.

Ram suffered cuts, abrasions and a fractured wrist.

In his lawsuit filed Monday in L.A. County Superior court, Moskowitz seeks unspecified damages.

http:// www.tmz.com/2009/04/16/britneys-ex-sued-over-car-attack/



Posted by: Anonymous

Angry fans say Britney Spears concert was Cirque du So Lame

By Kelly Sinoski, Vancouver
Sun April 15, 2009

VANCOUVER — Britney Spears fans have set up a website demanding a refund for her April 8 concert in Vancouver after the pop star walked off the stage for more than half an hour complaining of smoke.

Spears blamed "ventilation issues" brought on by smokers in the crowd for her decision to temporarily halt her glitzy comeback concert tour, Circus. The sold-out crowd of 18,000 was left to chant in the dark, repeatedly calling for Spears to reappear on stage.

The website claims some concert-goers left GM Place stadium after 20 minutes, thinking the concert had been cancelled.

An announcement was made shortly before 9 p.m. telling stunned concert-goers that "it's become uncomfortable and unsafe for the performers, including Ms. Spears." When the pop star did come back on stage, she proceeded with the show without offering an explanation to the crowd.

Angry fans, many of whom spent a lot of money on tickets and travel expenses to see the show, say they did not "receive due value for their investment" and want their money back.

For more information, visit the fan website, www.refundfrombritney.com


http:// www.vancouversun.com/Entertainment/Angry+fans+Britney+Spears+concert+Cirque+lame/1500353/story.html



Posted by: Anonymous

http:// www.vancouversun.com/Entertainment/Angry+fans+Britney+Spears+concert+Cirque+lame/1500353/story.html



Posted by: Anonymous

WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK, BRITNEY SPEARS!

http:// www.refundfrombritney.com/



Posted by: Anonymous

That's an AWESOME Story! Now even the Britards are getting pissed at the cow! Damn Cool!



Posted by: Anonymous

So now Bloatney is a circus act? teehee
Is she the star freak?



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh, poor Britney is sensitive to smoke? Like she's never been around pot and even harder drugs.....LOL

The truth is she's a failure and can't handle being on a live show. She's done.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney Spears' emergency therapy
She's mentally unstable and pining for her ex

Thursday, 16 April 2009

Britney Spears seemed to have her life under control. All had been going well since she headed off on tour on 3 March under her dad Jamie’s watchful eye – until last week, when her panic attacks returned.

It’s the first sign that Britney is feeling the mental pressure of touring. Insiders tell Now that the major worry is that Britney’s anti-psychosis medication isn’t working.

Her psychologist and mental health team are working overtime to find the right medical balance before she goes completely off the rails. She’s also having more sessions with her therapist.

The panic attacks, which were under control, have increased to two a week. She’s also paranoid that everyone is out to ‘make a quick buck’ and that people see her as a ‘cash cow’.

Our insider says: ‘Britney’s taken two steps forward and three steps back by going on tour – it could set her recovery back.

'Sometimes she seems in control, then she’ll turn into a childlike character who begs: “Daddy, I wanna go home and be on my own with my boys [Sean, three, and Jayden, two].”

http:// www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/316259/britney-spears-emergency-therapy/1/



Posted by: E! Online

Britney's Ex Adnan Sued Over Alleged Hit and Run
Today 1:00 PM PDT by Josh Grossberg

We're just waiting for the day to come that Adnan Ghalib will be relegated to the footnotes in Britney Spears' Wikipedia entry.

But the singer's paparazzo ex-paramour is not going quietly as his legal troubles stemming from his bizarro relationship with Spears keep mounting.

A process server has filed a lawsuit against Ghalib for the alleged hit-and-run that occurred in February as the former was trying to serve the latter with a restraining order on behalf of Spears' family.



Posted by: E! Online

The complaint, filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court by Ram Moskowitz, claims he was intentionlly hit by the 36-year-old Ghalib's car while waiting outside his Burbank apartment.

The process server suffered cuts, abrasions and a fractured wrist in the attack, but refused medical treatment when cops arrived.

Ghalib, who has since been barred from having any contact with Spears for three years, has pleaded not guilty to felony counts of assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit-and-run. His next court date in the criminal case is scheduled for May 4.



Posted by: E! Online

Moskowitz's civil suit seeks unspecified damages, but if Ghalib, a native Britain originally from Afghanistan, winds up being deported, the process server might very end up with nada.

Except maybe a footnote in Ghalib's Wikipedia entry.

http:// www.eonline.com/uberblog/b119114_britneys_ex_adnan_sued_over_alleged_hit.html



Posted by: Anonymous

Let me get this straight: Britney told the Canadians to "rock out with your cocks out" ?!? What a mentally challenged nutter. What she really wants is to be a porn star, that's obvious. What a crazy piece of white trash.



Posted by: Anonymous

Woman Arrested for Peeping into Britney's House
Posted Apr 16th 2009 7:05PM by TMZ Staff

A woman decked out in camouflage fatigues -- and carrying a backpack and video camera -- was arrested this morning for sneaking into Britney Spears' private Calabasas community and peering into the windows of her home.

The whole thing went down around 10:50 this morning when private security noticed 26-year-old Miranda Tozier-Robbins acting suspicious outside of the home. According to the incident report, security asked her to leave, but the woman "balked at their requests" and had to be physically escorted off the property.

Sheriffs arrived shortly after and took her to a local station where she was booked on charges of trespassing and disorderly conduct. Bail was set at $5,000, but she was released on a citation to appear in court on June 16.

We're told Britney was not home at the time, but she is in town this week -- playing the Staples Center in Los Angeles tonight and tomorrow.

http:// www.tmz.com/2009/04/16/britney-spears-woman-arrested/



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh man...the cult of paparazzi better do a head count. LOL!



Posted by: I wish I had written that!

I forget who to give credit for this to, but I think it was a Dlisted patron. Love it!

"Brit is like Marshmallow Fluff, unhealthy synthetic whitestuff poured into a plastic container, and only really appreciated by trailer-trash."



Posted by: Anonymous

"Brit is like Marshmallow Fluff, unhealthy synthetic whitestuff poured into a plastic container, and only really appreciated by trailer-trash."


Perfect, LOL!



Posted by: Anonymous

That's an AWESOME Story! Now even the Britards are getting pissed at the cow! Damn Cool!

I'm glad you liked it! :)



Posted by: TeNailynn

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Posted by: TeNailynn

anonymous you glad she like what. you crazy do you know that i like what you sent to her that was so sweet to me hope you like what i sent to you even though you don't know me amd i don't know you.but i hope you get to know mee and i get to know you homey.you cool to me. i want see what you look like and you...you to get to see what i look like and you got aprey name.txt me back alright you my homey now.my name is Te'Nailynn.And where deo you live at. hope you have agood day a school tomorrow.lol at me if you want to just let me know if you do when you txt back.



Posted by: Te'Nailynn

hey anonymous
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Posted by: Te'Nailynn

hey anonymous
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Posted by: Te'Nailynn

hey anonymous
what do you glad she liked yes i seen it so go crazy on me cuz yoyu don't know me like that and i don't know you like that. i dont even know how too say your and you proble don't know how to say mine and where do you live i need to know.lol at i don't care and tell me if you do and txt me back. keep in touch with me alrigh have a good day at scfool tomorrow do good on the crct alright.



Posted by: Te'Nailynn

hey anonymous
what do you glad she liked yes i seen it so go crazy on me cuz yoyu don't know me like that and i don't know you like that. i dont even know how too say your and you proble don't know how to say mine and where do you live i need to know.lol at i don't care and tell me if you do and txt me back. keep in touch with me alrigh have a good day at scfool tomorrow do good on the crct alright.



Posted by: Te'Nailynn

hey Anonymous
what do you glad she liked yes i seen it so go crazy on me cuz yoyu don't know me like that and i don't know you like that. i dont even know how too say your and you proble don't know how to say mine and where do you live i need to know.lol at i don't care and tell me if you do and txt me back. keep in touch with me alrigh have a good day at scfool tomorrow do good on the crct alright.



Posted by: Anonymous

^Let me guess, a racist white person trying to sound like an ignorant black person? But if someone really wrote that not as a joke, I almost feel sorry for their stupidity! Fuct either way.



Posted by: Anonymous

Who knows...but he/she is definitely nuts!



Posted by: Anonymous

Then the no-class white trash gives the Canadians in Alberta the middle-finger. Please, can someone just lock this crazy joke of a woman up in a mental hospital? She's so friggin' embarrassing to this country. Don't we have enough problems? She's making me ill just thinking about her.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney is just plain dumb, uneducated, stupid......well, you get the picture. Her parents didn't see to it that she got a good education. The hillbillies figured she didn't need one with all the millions she was making. Now they're just living off of her money and pimping her. If she's so "mentally ill," how come she can get up and do money-making concerts? I don't know why anyone would pay to see such a mediocre performer. I guess it's curiosity on their part. I saw her performances on You Tube, and she's no singer or dancer.......haha.



Posted by: Anonymous

↑ You did not see no video then, because it is a good entertatiner (just see the criticism of the billboard and rolling stone)







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