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Britney Gets Behind The Wheel For First Time In Months; Promptly Gets A Ticket!

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For the first time since her hospitalization, Britney was able to get back behind the wheel, completely unaccompanied.

Taking the helm of her assistants Toyota, which was illegally parked outside of the Hollywood Dance Academy (where we assume she was rehearsing for her new tour!), Britney even seemed more like her old self when she flashed us a smile!

We know from her doc that Brit gets great pleasure from driving, and we're happy to see her smiling again.

Just be sure not to park in the red again, girl!



Although the ticket certainly didn't seem to dampen her spirits much!

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Posted by: Anonymous

This skank takes "stupid" to an all new level.



Posted by: Jes

For a second I thought she was back to her bad hair ways. But she just got back from the gym, so I'll let that slide.



Posted by: anon

Good lord did Papa Spears forget to make her shower? Wash that skank hair!



Posted by: Anonymous

she is so ugly without make up.damn.hey post some pics of madonna in argentina.she is without make up too but madonna looks fab without make up.poor shitney.she is a loser



Posted by: She's such a dumbass!

They can pretty her up, she can starve herself, but the fact is there's no fixing stupid!



Posted by: Anonymous

she is so ugly.she stil so sick.love la reina madonna



Posted by: Anonymous

Teach the crazy animal to wash the crud off her dog weave and body and stop letting her drive before she hits and kills a kid like her momma.



Posted by: Anonymous

ok please no comments 'bout the hair!! she just came from rehearsel!! but still she doesn't really look healthy, hope she's fine and just tired..



Posted by: Anonymous

seat belt?



Posted by: Anonymous

She wasn't alone. Her handlers sent the bald BG otherwise she'd be crusing bars looking for loser dick.



Posted by: Anonymous

Apparently she still thinks she's above the law and is a moron who can't do anything right.



Posted by: Anonymous

Just proves she needs babysitters.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's practicing to be a crash test dummy.



Posted by: janet

lol every time she goes to the dance studio she looks HORRIBLE, and then when shes doin work she looks gorge! someone please explain!



Posted by: Anonymous

Her eyes and skin color look really weird. Why does she look like she did on the gurney?



Posted by: Anonymous

Yea, right she was unaccompanied - who does the commentary anyway? A blind person? Or maybe Britney thinks the BG wasn't really there! Either way she doesn't look in very good condition and shouldn't be behind the wheel. Guess this is another promo for the "I am not crazy anymore" tour.



Posted by: Anonymous

What a kind and trusting assistant to let her drive the car. Maybe they figure if she crashes the toyota, they can hit Poppa up for a mercedes.



Posted by: anon

OH yeah! If Papa Spears relinquishes control of the c-ship... watch the gas station runs begin! The crazy is still in her eyes! She can TASTE the freedom and she is CRAVING it! You can absolutely see it in her eyes and in her smirk to the paparazzi! Brit wants OUT of her "jail".

Sadly, she doesn't realize her father is TRYING to save her life.



Posted by: Anonymous

completely unaccompanied, the girl had her minder get in the car and pass her the keys to the car. wtf how is that all alone?
She would also be on some heavy medicines that I am sure do not mix well with concentration and driving.
So thats the plan is it? drug her up on anti psychotics and let her opperate heavy machinery? OMG are they thinking? this is really really bad, if she hits someone or another car or the paparazzi throw themselves in front and sacrifice a foot for a lawsuit this could potentially co$t them money, she can afford a driver.
I think letting her drive is a bad idea. Get her Grand Theft Auto on Playstation don't put her behind the wheel and endanger herself and others.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ahhh at the end shes staring at the paps to the left of her and she accelerates without even looking at the road, she just blinks all vague like...
Oh shit..next you will hear about a smash..just wait



Posted by: Anonymous

ugly bicht



Posted by: Anonymous

the gas station runs?

do you mean running barefoot through dirty toilets, stealing lighters and flashing her crotch.

It looks that way doesn't it? .....she was just starting to make progress this is like giving crazy a loaded gun.



Posted by: Anonymous

Daddy Spears: if it says do not opperate heavy machinery on this medicine on her pill bottle you don't give her car keys.
shes on some strong dosed out anti psychotic bi polar meds not something to underplay.



Posted by: Anonymous

she looks good when she performer cause she is all make up and all the magical lights on stage.now in streets without make up ,is real brit.sorry baby but u still look so bad.ur skin is terrible.and yes madonna looks better than u without make up



Posted by: get thee to a driving school

look at her "driving" at 1:21 to the end of it, she looks at the paparazzi and drives off not looking at the road. shes oblivious!! loving the cameras though. All that medicine must make her concentrate more on the roads....right?



Posted by: owen

Really? hard to believe.i heard this news times from many friends playing on a tall dating site ___Tallmingle.com___,i did not believe, i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
i am wrong.



Posted by: Anonymous

This is way wrong. She taking the kind of meds that say she's not supposed to drive. She's crazy and dangerous on the road. The cops better pull her over for DUI like they did with Heather Locklear.



Posted by: Anonymous

crazy IS the loaded gun



Posted by: Anonymous

See how ugly she is without all that make up? she is so ugly.



Posted by: stella

OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO JEALOUS!!!!! GET OFF OF HERE IF YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY!!!!! Of course she is sweating she just got done working out!! And I can bet a million dollars that EVERY SINGLE ONE of you guys has gotten a ticket before. She looks happy, she is smiling, she is polite to the paps, she didnt do anything crazy..leave her alone and be happy for Britney!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

She was hot at 17. She's looks like a a bag lady at 27. Bad genes I suppose.



Posted by: std

She did use a seat belt right in front of the cops....



Posted by: Anonymous

why would her dad let her drive on medicine even with supervision..its just asking for trouble.
Is he supposed to protect her or put her in potetially hazardous situations. She should be cooking and cleaning herself up not driving a powerful and dangerous weapon, thats what it is in someones hands with a diminished capacity of reality. Shes always looking for the cameras ready to put on a show..she does outrageous stuff to stay talked about...see how long before she wrecks the car or runs someone over who will sue. Maybe her dad is tired of looking after her now? I feel sorry for them both.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney goes in dirty and comes out dirtier. It's sad she's a wreck and doesn't take care of herself. It's not like I expect her to dress up to work out. Going in clean and taking a shower before she comes out would be nice though. Dirty people smell.



Posted by: Anonymous

damn she is ugly



Posted by: Anonymous

shes not ugly, she is plain without makeup. She looks very unhealthy and has crazy eye in pic #2
the neck is massive in pic #1 & #2 i heard people with thick large necks like that have higher chance of early stokes.



Posted by: Anonymous

she is ugly.and freaking crazy.go home.take care of ur kids.the world dont care about u anymore.u try to be like madonna but u cant



Posted by: Anonymous

B why are you doing this??? You were doing so good baby girl. You know the paps are outside. Think goddamit t h i n k!!! We all get oily and sweaty working out. You have to clean up before going home. You can't be walking out looking like that and leaving oily sweat on your seats. Somebody in her camp explain it to her goddamit!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

The reason she looks decent sometimes and ugly is because she is NOT a natural beauty. She is naturally ugly.



Posted by: Anonymous

"her skin color is weird"
--------------------------
It's called letting an illegal imigrant try to work a couple thousand dollar camera and STILL eff up the picture! apparently white balance is not a part of the manual he read!



Posted by: cleo

of course she is ugly.look at her.im a man and i dont want date her.she is crazy and ugly.she scares me.madonna is hotter



Posted by: Anonymous

Madonnas a dirty old slapper if i have ever seen one.
Is she going to drop her fake ass British accent too when she moves back to LA? that crazy old skank needs a 51-50 on her kabalistic, over botoxed roided up 1/2 century old cooter. She should pluck her daughters eyebrows too poor girl is walking around with a wooly mammoth visor unibrow atop her eyes Madonna can't stand her daughter would be better looking and suck attention from the queen of all sucubus' poor lordes



Posted by: Anonymous

Next week she'll go back to leaving snail trails. Get the firehose ready.



Posted by: Anonymous

"OH LOOK SHE HAS NO SEATBELT"
---------------------------
Can you asstards be anymore anal retentive?? God you people must be SOOO fun at a party...single much???



Posted by: Anonymous

Brit looks so old and haggish now, she looks like she is 42 years old. Poor thing.



Posted by: free the lordes two (eyebrows!)

not being mean to lordes the kid would be a real beauty if Vageonna let her pluck her brows wear make up and become a lady. she is trying to keep her frozen as a kid so she doesn't look so old and wrinkled



Posted by: Anonymous

Madonna's kids are UGLY HAIRY TROLLS! If there was ever poster children for abortion...they are it!



Posted by: Anonymous

BWAHHHHH WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! SHE IS SOOOOOO DUMB.



Posted by: Anonymous

No I'm telling you her eyes and skin color look really weird. The hot BG's face looks normal and she looks kinda grayish like she's sick or something.



Posted by: anon

December 9, 2008 9:27 AM
Posted by: stella
*********************************

How do you KNOW Brit was working out? It doesn't SAY that anywhere! It says it is ASSumed she may have been rehersing. You know what happens though when you ASSume things.

And you owe me a MILLION dollars. I have NEVER gotten a ticket. EVER. And I've been driving a long time. No tickets, no accidents, nothing. I have a perfect driving record.

And she IS doing something CRAZY & DANGEROUS! I'd BET YOU that her medication labels say "May cause drwsiness. Alcohol intensifies effect. Use care using machines". There is probably a REASON she hasn't been driving! People on strong medications can get ARRESTED for DUI for driving on medication.

And she still has the CRAZY in her eyes. You better hope Papa Spears never gives up his C-ship. Brit will go right back to what she was.



Posted by: Anonymous

Boy you guys are blind and dumb. Look at your pics. Britney's with her bodyguard. It isn't the first time she drove after the hospital. You put up pics of her rear ending a car on the freeway.



Posted by: Anonymous

Blind and dumb means the writer.



Posted by: Anonymous

who cares??? Ive been pale and with ugly hair for ages...
To her fans: what does this girl give you??? she doesnt even write the songs!!



Posted by: Anonymous

she moves her mouth and mimes better than any goldfish in a bowl though. *lol* the only people that like that are the ones that like to pretend too, like to pretend they can sing, or dance or in the case of Chris croker pretend to be a woman.
Real people don't like that kind of shit, its beyond sanjaya on American Idol its just the crap following the crap
she is their mascott :)



Posted by: Anonymous

I have never gotten a ticket in 8 years on the roads either, not speeding or parking. I can read signs :)
I want a million too! *puts pinky up to mouth like Dr Evil*
I agree with you 100% 10:04 she should get a DUI on the stuff shes taking.



Posted by: Anonymous

Ewwwwwwww fix yourself up.



Posted by: Anonymous

I catch her crazy ass weaving lol and speeding in my rearview I’m calling the cops.



Posted by: Anonymous

She's William Hung in a blond weave lol



Posted by: Anonymous

10:17 LMAO!!



Posted by: Anonymous

*lol*.10:19 ..Winner! :)




Posted by: Anonymous

i like the music to circus, but i don't like her voice much
its very Paris Hiltonish.



Posted by: Anonymous

Daddy's cheese grits are oozing out every pore. I have to go wash the grease out of my eyes.



Posted by: Anonymous

10:19 She Bangs hahaha



Posted by: Anonymous

She's smiling because she misses playing PAP PRINCESS.



Posted by: Anonymous

Poor Britney Spears. While her former Mousketeer Pals are well, having a REAL life - going out without babysitters, cozying up to their partners, playing with their children and forming careers on REAL talent - Britney is without love, alone except for the people paid to be with her, without her children (without supervision)! BRITNEY IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Poor Britney Spears. While her former Mousketeer Pals are well, having a REAL life - going out without babysitters, cozying up to their partners, playing with their children and forming careers on REAL talent - Britney is without love, alone except for the people paid to be with her, without her children (without supervision)! BRITNEY IS A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

damn look at the size of her forehead!



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney, daddy is going to mad at you and send you to your room without supper! Bad, dumb, girl you.



Posted by: Anonymous

You people are stupid. X17 spins stories and lies all the time and you like their lies. Her hair was wet when she arrived. She has much nicer baths than you bitches. Nice jacuzzi sized baths with the best bubbles made or bath beads and she smells wonderful and maids to clean them after she is done. There is no video showing her parking that car anywhere. The bodyguard had the keys to the car. The police were there and assisted her in moving the PAPS out of the way so she could drive out of there. X17 PAPS had cars blocking her in parked illegally. They determined that the car was parked there and that it was not her fault They did not issue her a ticket. They helped her get out of there safely by removing the PAPS who surrounded the car. Her bodyguard was with her when she left. The video is posted everywhere but guess where. HERE!!! Dumbasses. She drove home. X17 made this shit up because the police made them move at the bodyguards request. X17 you are trash. Britney is on top of the world. As for you stupid bitches well need I say more you are stupid bitches. LMAO! Stupid bitches like you will have to learn not to be so damn stupid or you will suffer badly in your lifetime. You probably already have shitty lives. Pitiful you believe X17. Only idiots do. You talk about her sex life like yo know about it. You don't.



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah britard we are jealous, I really wish I looked like a middle aged woman when I am supposed to be in my 20's LMAO.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:43 "Britney is on top of the world"
***********

Right, because what parent wants custody of their children? We all want to give up custody of our kids to our ex-husband. We ALL want to pay out thousands of dollars a month to our exhusband so he can stay home, not work and raise our children. Yup, Britney is on top of the world... flailing her arms and lip synching the computerized versions of her words. Taking her medications like a good prisoner. I sure wish I was like her!

No thanks! I'd rather go to work everyday and earn my money. Go home to my house that I pay for. I love being home EVERYDAY when my kids get off the bus knowing I am a GREAT MOTHER and never neglected my kids, never lost nor gave them up! I'd say I am on top of the world!



Posted by: Anonymous

Umm I don't think anybody's talking about her sex life because SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SEX LIFE!!! LMAO!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

There is no proof Britney is on medications. That is what you say when you say there is no proof that she is mentally ill. You can not have it both ways you ugly hateful hags. Get a job, Britney has one and does it well. That is why she has sold over one million copies of her album worldwide in a week and over 500,000 in the US. HAHAHEHEHAHAHA!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

http: // www.eonline.com/uberblog/b72331_britneys_dancers_getting_drug_tested.html



Posted by: Anonymous

She's biting at the leash. Daddy's afraid the dancers will share a few grams of *mental illness* with his dog. lol



Posted by: Anonymous

You nasty bitches, she had wet hair when she got to the dance studio. Its on video but X17 is not showing you that. They have the video. When she came out her hair was dry. She looks fine and you bitches do not have the truthful story even. The police were trying to help her get out of there and get away from the PAPS.



Posted by: Britney

Gimme a line of depression ya'll



Posted by: Anonymous

Papa Spears musta used a garden hose on her before she left the house. haha



Posted by: Anonymous

1:09 LMAO!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Oh your poor bastards in L.A.! Just when you thought it was safe, know you're screwed! In her hands, a car is a deadly weapon. But on the positive side, maybe she can sneak over to her drug dealers again to speed up the inevitable process.



Posted by: Anonymous

SERIOUSLY HER FOREHEAD IS HUGE! YOU CAN LAND A 747 ON IT.



Posted by: Anonymous

To hell with depression, score something to cure arm spasms. You're scaring the shit outta me.



Posted by: Anonymous

12:43, either you are Shitney or you are one die hard fan. Either way, you are one messed up person.



Posted by: Anonymous

FOREHEAD? I thought she was mooning us!



Posted by: Anonymous

Yeah she has 2 arses.



Posted by: Anonymous

ROTFLMAO @ 1:19



Posted by: Anonymous

Both 1:19s



Posted by: Anonymous

The REALLy sad thing is that 2 even 3 years ago, Britney never would have had this much negativity towards her. HER CHOICES has caused this but she is totally clueless as to how many people can't stand her guts now! Her people just tell her how great she is and how much people love her. She is a legend in her own manic mind. What a shame.



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 PLEASE GET RID OF THE DAMN POP UPS FOR MTV ENGINE ROOM! THEY ARE FRUCKING ANNOYING.



Posted by: Britney

Look at me. Don't I look purdy? I'm a PAP PRINCESS ya'll



Posted by: Rogaine for Women

Finally, the perfect BEFORE picture we've been searching for!



Posted by: Anonymous

ROTFLMAO @ 1:26 & 1:29



Posted by: Anonymous

1:25, you need a good browser with a pop-up/spam blocker like Ad Block Plus. It works perfectly for such situations. I have zero pop ups from this heavily infested site. There are many good ones out there, just be sure it's from a legit site. Do the research first.



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe if they deflate some of the air pressure from her head, the deflation will allow her hairline to return to a somewhat normal position. Either that, or the leash is too tight and it's causing localized swelling.



Posted by: Anonymous

Are those tiny satellites, or small winged insects in orbit around her massive, hollow cranium? Or perhaps small moons? Something that large surely has its' own gravitational field.



Posted by: Anonymous

I am quite sure the KFed & Justin thank their lucky stars they got away from Britney before she sucked the air out of them completely.



Posted by: Like a coconut

Her brain scan results returned. They were negative.



Posted by: Anonymous

Gee she's look like the Soprano's boss. Gandolf something lol



Posted by: Anonymous

James Gandolfini. And yes, the similarity is remarkable! Except Mr. Gandlofini is highly intelligent.



Posted by: Anonymous

Lock her in the dance *therapy* studio. She needs a hellva lot of therapy



Posted by: Anonymous

You bitches couldn't handle the truth if it hit you in the head with a hot iron skillet of cheese grits. Britney is winning fan voted awards all over the world. She is making millions of dollars. She has her children all the time. Are you that stupid. You just see what you want to. And her name is not Shitney it is BRITNEY. BITCH. You say no one is talking about her sex life. My God you people have memory problems. There is all kinds of talk about her sex life on here. Does it turn you on or something to imagine what her sex life is like? It must cause you girls talk about it every day. Disgusting talk. And you think you are better than her or anyone else. You need some serious help. You are the animals. She is not harming you. You are harming yourselves. You will suffer. Like you write on here all the time karma is a bitch. Britney has it all now, her kids, her wonderful album, K-FED is gross and weighs about 300 pounds (LMAO) and she looks absolutely stunning, she is #1 in almost all of the pop music venues all over the world. Everyone wants her to come to their countries to perform and do not care whether she is lip synching or what. Just to see her is enough. 150.00 for tickets bitches. You can't afford to see her in person. You are lying ho's. She is happy. Let it be. You lose. If this was a game for you. You lost a long time ago. She has a hit album AGAIN. She broke another GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. Most records sold by ANY artist in 24 HOURS. Do not even try to say it was fans buying two and stupid shit like that or people who just wanted to check it out. It was leaked all over the i-net way before it was for sale. It is a great album and will go multi-platinum. LMAO at you jerks.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:49 Yeah he's the one who played Tony!



Posted by: Britney

http: // www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

I feel like an old person.



Posted by: Anonymous

Bla, bla, blaaa 1:54! It must absolutely crush you when people insult your pig god. Your life is really going to suck when she craters again! And it will!



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG! Britney's doing the Chicken Dance! LMAO!



Posted by: Anonymous

hahahahahahaha that's it, perfect!



Posted by: Anonymous

Womanizer
Woman-Womanizer
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap

You're a womanizer
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap

Oh Womanizer
Oh You're a Womanizer Baby
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap

You, You You Are
You, You You Are
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap

Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer
Flap, flap, flap, flap, flap



Posted by: Anonymous

Wow even Motely Cure's Vince Neil did a better chicken dance than Brit.



Posted by: Anonymous

Oops forgot the thing to see it

http:
//
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGcdGNlKifY



Posted by: Anonymous

2:20 LOL he looks like an total idiot. At least he didn't do it for a song video.



Posted by: Anonymous

1:46 JT, Kfed and every other guy she hooked up with.



Posted by: COURT LADY

2:03
You have not changed over time. I am 40 years old and I am the court lady (REMEMBER ME) who is now a licensed psychologist as of September 29. I have stated to you all many times I study these blogs and measure the animosity or lack of on them based on media interaction with celebrities. I was hired by a research firm to do this work. It has not been completely unpleasant. How does that make you feel? I am constantly recording your behavior. You give me a lot of material to work with. My job recording your site here is over on Friday, and I am pleased it is. Of all the sites I have kept records on this one is the worst for misleading you. In my opinion some of you do not want to hear the truth. In my paper I have talked about you all a great deal. There are a few that are obsessed and addicted to coming here and being abusive. I have concerns for you. Unless you are just making things up I would suggest you get a psychological assessment. You know who you are. The ones who obsessively come here and rant. Thanks for all the material you gave me to work with. I have learned a lot from you. Britney Spears who I have had the pleasure of meeting is a nice young woman who has a lot of problems but she is doing everything she can to work through her problems and she does not deny she has them. Until you speak to her directly you could not know. You only know what you read.



Posted by: Anonymous

Court Lady= arrogant, delusional nutjob.



Posted by: What would these people do without diploma mills?

She's probably a 'psychologist' in the same way that drug counselors are usually drug addicts.



Posted by: Anonymous

BRIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KILL YOURSELF ON NATIONAL TV FOR ALL OF US TO SEE WE NEED SOME ENTERTAINMENT VALUE



Posted by: Anonymous

2:30 Ya think? Print out her post, dry it out and use it as fertilizer. lol



Posted by: Anonymous

COURT LADY I'm doing research. How much does Britney miss sucking Adnub's cock?



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

:P



Posted by: Anonymous

Isn't she the same idiot that comes here routinely and threatens to sue and imprison people for insulting Shitney on a public bog? That is some laughable shit! And sorry 3:10, you can't use toxic waste for anything productive. Just incinerate it and hope nothing ever leaks out!



Posted by: Speaking down to her level

Nyaa, nyaa, nyaaaa, nyaa, nyaaaaa! Here I am COURT LADY! Come get me! *sticks thumbs in ears like a kindergartener would*
Come and get me bitch! Come get us all!
I WILL FUCKING OWN YOUR ASS!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

The Chicken Dance! lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Yay! Britney's Smiling :)



Posted by: Anonymous

A dancing Britney doll, dancing to the chicken dance! Awesome!

http://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1mjk_eeHoY



Posted by: Anonymous

She must have snuck in an extra happy pill during the hourly medication rounds. That would be why she's smiling!



Posted by: Anonymous

3:19 Probably. I laughed when I read it. Brit attracts some serious nuts for fans. CRAZY LADY needs an MD to conduct a comprehensive psychological assessment. UCLA is good. LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

3:43 LOL Oink!



Posted by: Oh no! It's the FBI!!!

I must have been gone when the FBI (Figmental Bureau of Imagination) that Court Lady called on me raided my house. Funny thing, nothing was disturbed in my house, the door was still locked, no note was left, and I was only gone for the 2 minutes that it took me to get coffee from Circle K. Near miss, I guess.



Posted by: Anonymous

3:49, dances just like her and to the Chicken Dance. Looks like her too!



Posted by: Anonymous

Figmental Bureau of Imagination

Perfect! LOL



Posted by: The F.B.I.

Feel free to use it anytime! ;-)



Posted by: Anonymous

Is she the one running around singing ah thank ya Jesus, ah thank ya Jesus, ah thank ya Jesus and flapping her arms?



Posted by: Anonymous

Thanks! :)



Posted by: Anonymous

If this is how she looks without makeup then i applaud her. She looks pretty good.



Posted by: PETA

CRAZY LADY is a bitter old goat. I mean neener-neener, bleet, bleet, flap, flap.



Posted by: Anonymous

C U Later



Posted by: COURT LADY

I have you know that I received my degree from the prestigious Shady Haven Internet Technology college. Prepare to tremble in your boots!



Posted by: COURT LADY

And it was a well spent $59.95! Ron Popeil signed my degree personally!



Posted by: Anonymous

L.A. COURT REPORTER got a new imaginary job ROTFLMAO!



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Then I slice em' and dice em', it's amazing!



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey Ron! Your pasta maker blows! I want a refund! Britney needs to try your spray on toupee. I hear that works well!



Posted by: Anonymous

Damn, I'm running late. C U Later



Posted by: Anonymous

Later! Have a good one!



Posted by: Ron Popeil

No problem, it's 100% money back guaranteed. Good idea, I'll ship her a few cases of my amazing fake hair spray. Should I send blond, brunette or dog? LOL



Posted by: Anonymous

You too, later!



Posted by: KARLA

JAJA BEAUTY YOU STILL DRIVING!!!!



Posted by: Thanks Ron!

Do you have swine?



Posted by: Ron Popeil

I have a shockingly bright shade named Piggly Pink. It doesn’t come with a 100% money back guaranteed. Some of our picky lab techs are a wee bit concerned the experimental pink dye may cause aberrant behavior such as: frequent urination at gas stations, caffeine and laxative addiction, incoherent accents and slurred speech. You know, free floating craziness. Do you think she’s like this shade?



Posted by: Anonymous

Soooo, she's a repeat customer, I take it? Good luck fighting the lawsuit and the wave (one or two) of angry Britards, who will howl for your blood! Because of course, it's all Your Fault!



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Hmm, I checked our records. It appears she ordered our 2007 Piglet Wiglet in the same bright pink shade. We normally ship UPS but she's a special client so I'll FED-ex two cases. Product liability is always a concern. That's why I keep Mark Kaplan on retainer!



Posted by: QueenOfTrashin

I can smell her stanky self from here! Eeeeeewwwww, she looks so gross.



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Her order will be ship in the morning. We’re test marketing a new product. It’s a room deodorizer named, Tour N’More. I sent her a free sample.



Posted by: Anonymous

Correction: Her order will ship in the morning.



Posted by: Anonymous

It had better be a really, really strong deodorizer ..odoarizer...odorizer....odorizer! The smell of fear, desperation, and stupidity is quite strong radiating off of her!



Posted by: Ron Popeil

deodorizer ..odoarizer...odorizer....odorizer!

OMG, I can almost hear her nasal, southern twang and see her arms flailing. If I have a nightmare, remember payback's a bitch! ;)

I sent industrial strength Tour N’More. Don't expect a miracle deodorizer.



Posted by: Ron Popeil

She should also try Billy Mays’ OxyEgo. It cuts through stubborn messes.



Posted by: Anonymous

Maybe you can send her the only miracle she'll ever get, a set of your Miracle Blades! You had better make them duller than a butter knife, or one of her albums. She is probably very dangerous in a self harming sort of way with sharp objects. I hear they have banned pencils, forks, and all those meth filled syringes she used to carry in her weave (a Wino trick she picked up) and her purse made out of endangered baby harp seals.



Posted by: Anonymous

They obviously never tested OxyEgo on Billy. Nothing could cut through the massive titanium/hardened ceramic military grade ego she has. Nice of you to give a shout out to a competitor though!



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Company policy prevents us from selling potentially dangerous objects to a child. Her dad would have to place the order.



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Never fear recommending a competitor with a inferior product. I can see you have refined taste and want superior products. Could I interest you in some Mays-Away? It’s guaranteed to “cut through his AMaysingly stubborn, massive titanium/hardened ceramic military grade ego.” It comes with a free 30 day trial or your money back. No questions asked.



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Our next infomercial will begin in 30 minutes. Stay tuned.



Posted by: Anonymous

Hey Ron, gotta go for a bit, the Bass-O-Matic Super 5000 Sushi Blender infomercial is coming on in a bit! Maybe I'll catch you later on tonight or at another appointed time. Be careful of the litigious Spears clan! Just remember, no sharp objects sold to dull people! Thanks for the rarefied, esoteric inside information of your craft! It's been a great learning experience! Bonus nachos!



Posted by: Ron Popeil

It's a classic infomercial!

In Spring 2009, we will be unveiling our physical fitness product line. We are especially excited about our ergonomic walking shoes named, Walk-Ease. It’s still in developments so hold onto your comfortable old shoes until our Walk-Ease are released. A long walk does wonders for the body and mind.

Are you familiar with our new service, Infomercials-on-Demand? Just select from the menu and Presto!

Give it a try when you have time.



Posted by: Anonymous

she has a crazed look in her eye from behind that steering wheel
maybe she is daydreaming about the days when she used to run people down and take the paps on joy rides.



Posted by: Anonymous

You idiots not able to figure out how to use a chat room?



Posted by: Anonymous

Within 2 years, Disney will open "The Mouseketeer Gurney Ride"

www.physorg.com/news147443968.html



Posted by: Anonymous

The line forms behind 9:49



Posted by: Anonymous

Why do you keep saying WEAVE that is her own hair and she's just out of the gym it's not a weave not that it makes it look any better LOL



Posted by: Ron Popeil

Precisely 7:43!

Could I interest you in our collector’s edition of “Word-Doodles“? This perennial favorite sharpens word play skills and it’s fun for all ages. Dazzle your family, friends and co-workers by speaking your mind without losing your wallet. “Word-Doodles” is available in eBook and a digitally re-mastered audio format. Order by midnight and we’ll guarantee Christmas delivery. You’ll also receive two special bonus gifts. “Entrapment,” the fragrant musk oil for women by Clemens and “Musk-Away,” a powerful stain remover by Takecareu Inc.



Posted by: Anonymous

Of course, it’s not James Joyce...
It’s an ephemeral pleasure with negligible expectations.
Back to tending to serious work and two deadlines.



Posted by: Malibu Barbie

General Napoleon and Colonel Château were poorly prepared to fight decisive battles.



Posted by: Anonymous

i love her without makeup...she's so natural and beautiful



Posted by: Anonymous

Are the cops dogging her or what!?! A-holes.







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