Britney Shows Off Her Bikini Bod!

shes lookin damm fine!

Fat arse Brit

Ehhh she looks ok I guess. Kinda the same as a few months ago, just looks like she showered.

Brit looks good, great even! Brett, sitting on the lounge, looks like she's loving airplane food and venue catering. Moooo.

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bitch looks chunky

Shitney still has a big butt, beefy thighs, a thick linebacker neck and an overall stocky, block shape. I can't see much improvement over the past months despite the fact that she's supposedly been working out.

Shitney will never be svelte and sleek unless she somehow loses 20-plus pounds...and the little girl likes her Cheeto's and Starbucks too much to ever accomplish that. No doubt by the time Shitney is 40-years old, she's going to be a grotesquely overweight.

Let he who has the perfect body, call Britney fat first. All you people are just jealous

Big neck and thighs. Doesn't look tight.

She's built like a man. Thick shoulders, tree trunk legs, and linebackers bull neck. she has no curves. Is she on steroids?

LOL At the britard calling people "jealous" Nobody in their right mind would be jealous of this fat ugly whore.

she look good ----I love her body----and love her----Go Go britney

she always has a smug, arrogant look on her face.

Thats about all this whore has to be happy about. Babysat 24/7 at 27 must be HUMILIATING. And no one will ever truly love this physco. Shes alone for life wee except for daddy and her babysitters.

MY PUUUUUUUUUSSST US HANGIN OUUUUT

MY PUUUSSYYYYYYYY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUTTTT

REPULSIVE!!!

Poor little whore, her boys new mother figure( VICTORIA) will always look better than her. Victoria has a REAL body. NO FAT AT ALL. And shes not greasy so the boys dont slip out of her greasy arms like when they are with their egg donor part time mommy.

MY PUUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOOUUUT
MY PPPUUSSSY IS HANGIN OOUUUUT

Same style from years ago. Shorts open saying come and get me. Nothing chages with all of these chicks.

True 2.49. Victoria is a tall lean, leggy girl with a model figure. While Britney is a short, stumpy, chunky piglet.

Shitney's physique is nothing to take pride in; if this is the BEST she can do, then perhaps she should consider wearing more clothes and covering up the "problem spots". She'd look better in a bigger pair of shorts and halter top. Shitney doesn't look "toned and tight"...still loose and flabby in all the wrong places.

Kevin's girlfriend, Victoria, does have a athletic, well muscled physique and can wear almost any outfit very well. That fact must be eating the egocentric, smug, self-satisfied mental midget Shitney to distraction!!

Her legs have always grossed me out, she has the worst legs in Hollywood.

Porker.

I will never understand how on earth, this useless woman has fans....I just don;t get it. She has zero talent, and there is nothing remotly good about her at all. Her music is annoying, she has no brain, she is a terrible mother. I don't get the blind worship she gets.
she doesn't deserve it.

Sure if she can be happy about those back rolls and that jelly belly thing she has goin on again. Has she snuck out and f****d her pap boyfriend again ??????????????? Will Mel G have to take her on an abortion vacation again ??

The jealous comments by the geeks will start any minuete. Funn we all know how FAT AND FRICKEN BUTT ASS UGLY they are. Look at the crowd at her circus. The audiance is full of fat pigs geeks and whores stuck in the 80's.

All u hater r jelos of her, she is SKINNY, she has a banging body, she is much thinner than K Fat's g/f, she is the most beutiful woman in the world, so stfu haters.

You have seen Vic have you ugly geek ??
Shitney can only hallucinate about being as pretty as Vic.

Britney Spears: 'Kevin Federline is Fat & Lacks Ambition'

By Adam, March 11 2009

Britney Spears has reportedly told ex-husband Kevin Federline she'll never take him back - because he's "fat and lacks ambition".

The Toxic singer - who is currently on her Circus world tour - is said to be adamant she doesn't want to rekindle her romance with former dancer Federline, with whom she has two children.

A source tells Now magazine, "Kevin rang Britney to reassure her after he heard she was upset about his new girlfriend Victoria Price. But Brit is convinced he was just rubbing her nose in it.

"She thanked him for calling, but told him he was too fat for her now and that she's holding out for a man she doesn't have to support financially.

"She wanted Kevin to know that he can't affect her any more. He may have been chuckling, but he was left with little doubt that Britney was serious. There was definitely something different and resolute in her voice this time."

Oh please what right does Britney Spears have calling anyone else fat? Did anyone see her in her costumes on stage on her tour? the woman is huge. Yeah Kevin has gained weight too, but at least he has a hot slender girlfriend, who is a million times hotter than his fat slut ex wife.

Kevin will put up with a fat chick if she has a fat wallet

Is Britney really only in her 20's?
she looks like she is in her 40's, and she is packing a hefty pair of legs/thighs.

SHE IS A WHALE AND A COW PUT TOGETHER !!!!!!!!!!!

A WHALE AND COW !!!!!!!!!

LIKE OMG KRISTEY ALLEY IS LIKE SOO SKINNIER THAN THAT OMG..

YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED AND FAT ..GO THE GYM INSTEAD OF POST STUPID COMMENTS BAOUT SOMEONE WHO COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU THINK

Britney is too fat to be strutting around on stage like miss piggy. Go take care of your babies, bitch.

Get a life, haters. All this venom is poisoning your future Karma.

I swear I can see her PUSSY HANGIN' OUT!!!

I swear I can see her PUSSY HANGIN' OUT!!!

I swear I can see her PUSSY HANGIN' OUT!!!

Cheeto is the new Karma!

Cheeto is the new Karma!

Yeah and Karma has bitten Shitney in the ass big time.

Jealous? If I looked that fat I wouldn't be typing this, I would be in the process of hanging myself!

4:18. Cheetos and grande mocha frapachinos with whipped cream.

She does not have a hot body anymore. She is still fat and I highly doubt that Kevin wants her back...please now! She is very lonely and always has to have somone by her at all times. That's pretty sad.

Shes so hot. I love the perfect muscley/toned, partly squishy in all the right places look that she has right now and that she wears sooo well. I found a few of these pics a few days ago but some of them have I didnt have been definitely worth the wait. And the video. Mmmyes.

She'll have a nice relaxing break before the weekend and then on to NY for more lovely dancing for the lucky people.

I haven’t found the adorable Yorkshire Terrier but I haven‘t give up the search.

Where is London?

Whew! After an exhaustive search, I found Lacy Loo, Lucky and Bit Bit. The Maltese and two Chihuahuas are living in Bayou Bonfouca in St Tammany Parish, Louisiana.

It’s an idyllic life in the country!

http:// tinyurl.com/bfdvmm

Cheeto is the new Karma!

...LOL!

4:18. Cheetos and grande mocha frapachinos with whipped cream.

...LOL!

I could use a fresh cup of coffee.

Will she ever look as good as she did back in the "I'm A Slave 4 U" days?

Of course and she showed the world!

http:// tinyurl.com/bn7wer

5:35

She-yit, that was funny!

6:09

Britters looks like she took a dump in her leotard in that video. It makes me laugh every time I watch it!

Or walks like she took a dump I should say.

MY PUUUUUSSSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOUUUUT

MY PUUUUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOUUUT

She-yit, that was funny!

I'm still looking for London! ;)

Britters looks like she took a dump in her leotard in that video. It makes me laugh every time I watch it!

Someone posted that video yesterday.
It was so funny, I bookmarked it! :D

An encore...

Essence of Britney

http:// tinyurl.com/cypzsu

Britney Spears Has a Boyfriend, and It's...

http:// tinyurl.com/casngp

i think kfeds gf victoria is posting on here b/c there is NO WAY ALL THESE people would think she's hot!!! i'm not a fan of britney or anything but holy sh*tballs, victoria has a horse face and is NOT ATTRACTIVE at ALL!! when i look at her i think of mr ed saying naaaaaaaaaaaaaay. ugh, it gives me the heeby geebies just thinking about it!

There's some horrible people in this world. The media, people who LISTEN to the media. This girl is not fat all all. She's muscular and she's has two kids for crying outloud. I bet the majority of people commenting on her weight have never been pregnant and I guarantee you they won't look that good after the do pop those kids out. No wonder so many girls have eating disorders in America. It's a shame....

She said she has been working out. She should sue her trainer. She ended with bigger thighs and a neck like a wrestler

Hmmm, ya think Katie?

OR MAYBE some people (like me) think Victoria is an attractive, well educated woman who is comfortable with children. Maybe some people (like me) dislike a young woman (like Britney) who deliberately exposes her genitalia for attention while getting out of cars (and a list of other disgusting behavior) including her latest Girl Power Anthem - “MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUUUUT!!!”

she can put her shoes under my bed anytime

If she puts the Brown Boots of Death under your bed, we'll tell the coroner we read your suicide note.

March 11, 2009 7:41 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

she can put her shoes under my bed anytime

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Still have that rat and bedbug problem? The smell from her shoes should be strong enough to drive these critters away. Once you get rid of the increase in roaches this will bring, you should be good to go.

Concerned for our young girls, your comment was written like a pubescent gay male fan.

Kfed's new girlfriend is totally hotter than she is. That's teh suck...when your Z-list ex husband shines as a better parent and picks up a better looking chick and healthy relationship!! Money can't buy love or friends brit brit!!

think katie think....
ok i guess victoria and her FRIENDS are posting on this thread b/c how would you know she's well educated and comfortable with children? don't tell me from a picture b/c that will just make u look ignorant. yea britney made a couple mistakes with not wearing underwear but she didnt flash her cooch. the paps were all zoomed in on her crotch as she was getting out of a car. secondly, the song was over and she was offstage doing a wardrobe change when she made that pussy comment. she thought the mic was off and if u listen closely u can tell she's pretty upset about it. but go ahead and think she's doing it on purpose if it helps you and your bff victoria feel better about yourself.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS? BRITNEY LOOKS LIKE THE AVERAGE PERSON. SHE IS NOT THIN BUT NOT EXTREMELY OVERWEIGHT. WHAT ABS DO YOU PEOPLE SEE? I SEE A BIT OF A TUMMY (ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS HANGING OVER HER SWIMSUIT BOTTOMS WHEN SHE IS SITTING DOWN), BACK FAT, BIG THIGHS AND I COULD KEEP GOING ON TOO! SOME PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND - MUSCLE TONE ON BRITNEY? WHERE?? IF YOU WANT TO SEE MUSCLE TONE GO TO A GYM.

7:44 Oh my god, LOL!

I doubt Larry never played or watched football.

When Ryan asked if Brit was nervous, Larry responded: "Before these kinds of things she always has a little bit or nervous energy. But she has a way of channeling it. It's sort of like I've said to her sometimes, 'If you were on a football team and you were going to the Super Bowl, they would want you to be their quarterback.“

>No problem, I can fix it for him!

When Ryan asked if Brit was nervous, Larry responded: "Before these kinds of things she always has a little bit or nervous energy. But she has a way of channeling it. It's sort of like I've said to her sometimes, 'If you were on a football team and you were going to the Super Bowl, they would want you to be their linebacker.“

LOL @ VICTORIA AND THE MR ED COMMENT. SO TRUE!!! MY FRIENDS AND I LAUGH ABOUT IT BECAUSE SHE REALLY DOES HAVE A NASTY HORSEFACE!!

love u britney

Money can't buy love or friends…

Something her fans will learn on their tear-stained pillows.

Better than the face of a pig, ala Porkney Spears! At least Victoria looks like she baths on a regular basis and without the need for someone to tell her to do it either!

It’s adorable how Britney’s fans can’t defend her disgusting behavior so they resort to attacking Victoria, a woman who loves her children and does not act like an emotionally stunted whore seeking the dimming spotlight.

i look like britney and i dont look like a pig. im GORGEOUS!! :D

March 11, 2009 8:04 PM
Posted by: victoria

i look like britney and i dont look like a pig. im GORGEOUS!! :D
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Is that some sort of daily affirmation you tell yourself as you bravely look into the dirty, cracked mirror each morning?
"I don't look like a pig. I don't look like a pig. No, really, I don't look like a pig. I swear I don't look like a pig."
Good luck with that.

I have a great idea! Victoria can stop holding those two beautiful boys in her loving arms THEN Britney can bring back Sam and Adnan. Those two baboons can hold the boys in their filthy hands again!

Yeah, that would be so much better!

oh yea, lets defend victoria b/c she picked a loser like kfed. that in itself shows she's not the brightest cookie in the bunch.

I hope Kevin announces marriage plans. Even better, I hope he announces they are expecting a precious baby girl and little sister for Sean and Jayden. Every boutique in Los Angeles will be re-stocking neon pink wigs.

well kevin calls out britney all the time when we're in bed so i just assume he thinks we look alike. i dont like it when people call britney a pig because it makes me feel like i might be a pig too and that makes me sad :(

oh yea, lets defend victoria b/c she picked a loser like kfed

You mean like BRITNEY who proposed to him? LOL!

Poor Jamie. After he gets done burping her and changing her diapers before she happily gulps done her fist full of happy pills, he probably has to ask if she has enough batteries to get her through the night.

Here comes Bayou Bimbo 2.0!

http:// tinyurl.com/an59ob

March 11, 2009 8:15 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

I hope Kevin announces marriage plans. Even better, I hope he announces they are expecting a precious baby girl and little sister for Sean and Jayden. Every boutique in Los Angeles will be re-stocking neon pink wigs.
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Oh hell yeah!!! Especially a girl! It would send Shtiney off the final deep end for sure!

Britney used her paparazzo boyfriend and discarded him. When he goes to court the shit is gonna hit the fan!

Jason must like whores!

“Trawick has been credited with helping Spears reunite with her parents, manager Larry Rudolph, and landing her comeback role on How I Met Your Mother. Perhaps most important, Britney's conservator approves. Says a Spears family confidante: "Jason is one of the few people who Jamie Spears trusts."

Shake it, don't break it!

...LOL!

Yea cuz u KNOW that marriage will last!! LOL anyone who chooses kfed is a retard, Shar, Britney, Victoria. They're all stupid but Victoria is the stupidest of all because she hasnt figured out she should dump him yet.

Oh hell yeah!!! Especially a girl! It would send Shtiney off the final deep end for sure!

She’ll set a new land-speed record and go straight over the edge!

The Spears Machine has given us an abundance of new material. I think we’re overdue for a photo fashion show. We’ll need The Ghost of Mr. Blackwell and a few fashion designers and journalists writing commentary. Would you like to do it this weekend? It could be fun.

Brit vs. Brit

Britney the Demure
Idealized, airbrushed and walking a tightrope.

http:// tinyurl.com/dbatzy

Britney the Whore
“Mah Pussy is hanging Ouuut!”

http:// tinyurl.com/c3e22h

sad that you people wish death on another human being. what sick sad little lives you lead....

8:41 Your a sniveling little pissant. I hope whoever you're whining about doesn‘t hold back with you.

Britney the Svelte
A stylized reenactment of “Cops and Hostages”

http:// tinyurl.com/bzsv5l

:51, hope the kids didn't see that. Flashbacks and all. Very troubling, but at least some childhood psychotherapist will be able to put their own kids through college and grad school on that dime!

She looks great!

BTW, Victoria (Kfat's gf) is the one built like a man. Britney has curves and is built like a woman.

841 is the runner up in the darwin awards. better luck next time britard.

Indeed! I hope Jayden doesn’t see it. It could keep him out of the bathroom and turn him into a bed-wetter.

Maaaayyyyy Pusssseeeeyyyyys hannnngiiinn owwwwttt…lolol

Okay that one reads like a cat in heat! LOL

The pubescent gay male fan has been posting again. His lack of knowledge about women is painfully obvious. Thankfully, he’s easy to ignore.

I have been reading about Dsquared2. The designers must be wondering how they allowed a misogynist and an exhibitionist talk them into designing these costumes.

Some poor blacksmith was called in to work on her hooves on the same day. Good comment from MK on Dlisted.
"Brit Brit gets the toe Cheeto jam cleaned off. Do you think she made a sandwich out of it for later?"

Hoof jam

LOL!

Britney expanded her spectacular pure trash act at the coliseum tonight. She gave a clown AND a member of the audience a lap dance!

Not one of the lap dances but it's good.

Britney the Pure (Trash)

http:// tinyurl.com/ac76kr

Hope they got their shots afterwards! Wouldn't want them coming down with something just because she's desperate to get close to peen!

A gilded cage of her own making. Hope she enjoys it.

Exactly, 9:44!

I think you would like reading Newsday's Glen Gamboa. “Britney Spears plays it safe - for her - on "Circus" tour”, has more “qualifiers” than I have ever seen in an entertainment feature.

Beautifuuul

Looks and legs hot!

Delusional children. I don't think they've invented a shot to protect them from what she's spreading.

9:59 Isn't it past your bedtime?

http:// www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/thursday/partii/ny-etbrit1212540951mar12,0,779227.story

Britney Spears Is Dating Her Agent
BY: Actress Archives March 11, 2009

After months of rumors surrounding her curiously close relationship with agent Jason Trawick, E! News confirmed today that Britney Spears has indeed been dating the 37 year-old William Morris Agency rep, who recently joined her on the road for her current “Circus” tour.

According to E!, Spears, 27, and Trawick have been “growing closer” away from the workplace, with the couple enjoying “secret dates” in addition to their very public appearances together. The pair were photographed earlier this month in Spears’ home-state of Louisiana, riding around in a golf cart together with Britney’s two sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Rumors the two might be linked romantically began last May, when Trawick accompanied Spears on her retreat to Mel Gibson’s Costa Rican home. While visiting Gibson’s $26 million ranch in Playa Barrigona, the two were spotted smiling and laughing on the beach, with Spears later “riding around on the back of an ATV with her arms firmly planted on Trawick's waist.” The couple were photographed together later that month while attending Christian Audigier's 50th birthday party at LA's Petersen Automotive Museum.

Trawick, who has been Britney’s agent for 5 years, also represents Hilary Duff, Taylor Swift and Paris Hilton. According to E!, Trawick's WMA bosses are fine with two dating and, in fact, "They joke about it." Additionally, Trawick is said to be “one of the few people” Britney’s father, Jamie Lynn, trusts. Trawick is credited with helping Britney make peace with her family, in addition to landing her last year’s recurring “comeback” role on CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother.” Britney’s publicist has yet to either confirm or deny the relationship.

Talk about another BS BS story! That crap happened way back around the time when Uncle Mel took her down to Mexico for that abortion to rip out baby Adnuts! He's always denied it and for good reason, as she's just too nasty and crazy for any man to honestly stand!

Britney, You Look Marvelous (1985)

I read the E! Online story about Spears and Trawick earlier tonight. I have a different take on the reason for the story. I wouldn’t put it past the Machine to announce the relationship and possible engagement to counter the inevitable media storm from the approaching felony trial. The fireworks should be “spectacular spectacularness”!

The Insider ran an article claiming she can read (at a 9th grade level of course) and suggesting she is in a sexual relationship again.

March 11
Britney Spears Looks For "Sexy Things To Do After Sex"

Enjoying a daylong trip to the hotel pool, Britney Spears turned her sunny Miami family session into a learning experience on Tuesday afternoon. When she wasn't busy playing with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, the "Womanizer" songstress kept busy reading up on an article on sex while sprawled out on a lounge chair.

EVERYTHING the Spears Machine does is simply for publicity, so any false relationship rumors wouldn't much of a surprise. And the sex book? Yeah, well she can just go back to whatever trailer was dragged along tonight, alone again, and grab her favorite latex friends for another solitary HO down!

Yes, EVERYTHING the Machine does is for publicity. But this may be a defensive maneuver The new lawyer Sam and Adnan tried to get involved, filed a declaration is support to the TROs. So who was recording her calls? Probably Sam and Adnan. I think it’s a safe bet they recorded ALL of her calls. Think about the potential of them using her own words to destroy her and her family. I think the shit is about to hit the fan!

HO down, I like it!

*in*

That was an awful sentence.

Think about the potential. They could use her own words to destroy her and her family.

I love when she shoots herself in the cloven hooves. Have a good one.

I agree. And they are even more foolish than their slimy exteriors appear if they didn't record every last word! And it sounds like the Machine will try to back them into a corner, which is probably a major mistake. If they didn't have some good dirt, they wouldn't bother with all of this. And of course, there's always Ian Halperin and his load of dirt after this mess is done. He could prove to be a dangerous wild card, since the hand out/payoff the Spears Machine will offer probably won't match the payoff and publicity he will likely get when his book drops. The sea is a cold, dark, 'berg filled place for the S.S. Britanic. At least she can suck on a cold ice frap, as the clowns all start slipping under the waves as the circus music plays.
Dit...dit...didit..dit dit daaaa!

Cloven hooves....maybe they should go into the shoe biniz.
The new Bullet Proof Hoof!
Once it's nailed on, it can stay on there for weeks at a time, until it rots off!
Exclusively from the fine makers of the Fuucking Brown Boots of Death!

And have a good night too!

Until it rots off or is shot off!

They don't call her Fatney for nothing.
She looks like a fat man in his 40's.

i have just been reading the comments and i find it disgusting what some of you people are saying. thats not fat she doesnt look fat shes looks normal. ok she has got big hips but its better than being too thin like nicole richie, lindsay lohan, and victoria beckham. i think she looks great and for the people who keep saying she is fat get a life you sad losers i bet your wishing you had a body like hers she is beautiful and i find it so sad that you have to put someone down to make yourself feel better just leave her alone shes had two kids and i think she looks good compared to other poeple who have babys. its funny how most people on here are saying they hate her and shes ugly but yet again your on here wasting your time writing about her you people are stupid. And for people who are saying that this victoria chick is better looking need to put lemons in there eyes coz she is so not shes tall and lanky and has a man figure. do you really think britney cares what any 1 of you people think? SO BORING always talking about the same things that happened like two years ago move on its called life coz she even has. you dont know her so dont judge her and if you dont like her thats ok not everyone gonna like her but stop with the rude comments because there is no need for it

^ What a load of Britarded Bullshit! ^
Unlike you, some of us don't appreciate this nasty snatch spreader and there isn't shit you can do about it. And who made you the frickin boss of this blog, you tard lover?

«Will she ever look as good as she did back in the "I'm A Slave 4 U" days?

Of course and she showed the world!

http:// tinyurl.com/bn7wer
»

This isn't dancing.

She's just walking around the stage.

«Will she ever look as good as she did back in the "I'm A Slave 4 U" days?

Of course and she showed the world!

http:// tinyurl.com/bn7wer
»

This isn't dancing.

She's just walking around the stage.

8:01 Her fans dont have to worry about that. They all work at walmart and couldnt afford to buy love if it was for sale. Shitney with all her money and soooo called fame is ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALONE !! BOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Dont everybody just want to be loved ???? What good is her allowance when she is soooooo lonley ?? She must be one of the most pittiful people in the Us. Even UGLY people have love. She has babysitters, visits from her mistakes, and a couple of paps who would f her just for the video, thats all she has. Sorry shitards but REAL men dont really find mentally retarded woman attractive. You can see the crazy in her eyes EVERYDAY.

PORKY PIG. Nice back rolls porky and that gut ???? Does she really work out ??? Ever notice porky keeps ugly fat people around her ?? It's the ONLY way she can feel attractive. "Her rolls are bigger than mine so mine will look smaller when I have photo ops". Shes a porker, plain and simple. With her food habits she will ALWAYS be a porker. People who REALLY care about their body well ,they don't smoke 2 packs of smokes a day ,they don't drink Starbucks 1000 calorie coffee and they NEVER eat McDonald's. Shes just trailer trash at heart and always will be. Poor porky.

MY PUUUUUUUSSSSY IS HANGIN OOUUUT

MY PUSSSSSSSSY IS HANGIN OOOOOUUT

Bet her puuuuuuuusssy looks like chewed up bubble gum...................

Britney leaves the stage for a wardrobe change during a concert in Tampa, she says "My pussy is hanging out." On a live mic. In front of thousands of people. People may get mad over this, but in Britney's defense, what she said is kinda redundant. The only way I could see more of Britney's vagina is if I had the X-rays.

Britney Spears was relaxing by a pool in Miami yesterday, because apparently lipsynching and waddling around on stage is tiring.

weebles wobble but they dont fall down

I LIKES IT!!

She must be on a burrito and pizzA diet

No wonder men with ugly wives
or girlfriends are jealous of beautiful Britney.

"Trawick, who has been Britney’s agent for 5 years, also represents Hilary Duff... and Paris Hilton."

Geez, he just has to get Lindsay Lohan too and he has the trifecta.

March 12, 2009 4:14 AM
Posted by: Me

«Will she ever look as good as she did back in the "I'm A Slave 4 U" days?

Of course and she showed the world!

http:// tinyurl.com/bn7wer

»
This isn't dancing.
She's just walking around the stage.

>>>READ it again and watch the video.
>>>It was a sarcastic comment!

March 12, 2009 4:14 AM
Posted by: Me

“Britney's back, y'all :) This is why her mic should never be turned on. At the .32 mark she announces to the audience: "mah' pussay is hangin' OUT." I love how it echos throughout the arena. PUSSAY, pussay, pussay..." It's not the first time, nor the last that her clam gumbo will be flappin' in the breeze so just get used to it.”

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The following video was shot from the nose bleed section but the audio is great.

Video Whore: Elegance Personified part 2

http:// doodlewhore.blogspot.com/2009/03/video-whore-elegance-personified-part-2.html

weebles wobble but they dont fall down

LOL good one!

I agree. And they are even more foolish than their slimy exteriors appear if they didn't record every last word! And it sounds like the Machine will try to back them into a corner, which is probably a major mistake. If they didn't have some good dirt, they wouldn't bother with all of this. And of course, there's always Ian Halperin and his load of dirt after this mess is done. He could prove to be a dangerous wild card, since the hand out/payoff the Spears Machine will offer probably won't match the payoff and publicity he will likely get when his book drops. The sea is a cold, dark, 'berg filled place for the S.S. Britanic. At least she can suck on a cold ice frap, as the clowns all start slipping under the waves as the circus music plays. Dit...dit...didit..dit dit daaaa!

Perfect...LOL!

Cloven hooves....maybe they should go into the shoe biniz.
The new Bullet Proof Hoof!

Once it's nailed on, it can stay on there for weeks at a time, until it rots off!
Exclusively from the fine makers of the Fuucking Brown Boots of Death!

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LOL!

A pair of pre-stained pink suede boots are a must-have for the days when the hired help has hidden the pink wig because they can’t take the stench anymore!

P.S. The top paragraph in 10:00 was from the Doodle Whore - a very funny site!

Well, at least she's really rid of Federline the gigalo and child pimp, making her pay to see her kids and supporting his worthless ass. good for her. stay on track brit, you're finally free of this piece of crap, he is nothing!!!!

All ABOARD! The 312 TRAINWRECK is making stops in Whoreville, Slutana and Trampford! ALL ABOARD!

Yeah, she's 'rid of Federline' the man who has sole physical and legal custody of his two beautiful sons!

Sadly, the 2 sons will hate their last name and curse themselves for life!

Who has info of B's whereabouts now that Sam, Anand and Alli were all out of her life? Wow, we are finally getting closer to the truth!!!

Chris Brown got away with jail term after abusing a woman cos' he is the man the laws protect? He doesn't need to be in court weekly, monthly and every other month for his insane behavoir and BS was treated differently- having to attend court over kids custody, dragged to police station over minor driving accidents and licensing issues?

You should have seen Kelly Clarkson, fat like a bull, no kids yet, which man or even woman would seriously want to look at her? Her new song was nothing new or great, in fact, it sucks like her.

she is not fat and she never was!! she is thick.. guys like that !!
any one who hates on brittney is just jealous and feel bad for them! britt is the shit!! i love her

for 5:20 am

i wonder what yours looks like!! haahaa
probly old roastbeef,,

for 5:20 am

i wonder what yours looks like!! haahaa
probly old roastbeef,,

Ah Ha! I knew she was looking chubby in those burlesque concert outfits!!! The girl just cant help herself. Thats the problem with too low of calorie diets. She is a junk food junkie and it shows.

hahaha,im not a fan of Spears, but for those people who can't help but say shitty things about Britney,have you guys looked into the mirror lately? You guys probably have perfect bod's having the nerves to say all those stuffs,or probably just filthy mouths and insecure minds? Come on, at least she has the confidence to look good and feel good,even if she had too much sex and drugs, she worked her way to being an epitome of sexy again.You're almost there Britney.

Oh and one more thing, for the person who commented about Britney's sucky songs, well, are you stupid? We are judging the picture here and not the music. Do you even have a brain? If her songs suck then why is it selling like hot cakes and she's making millions all over the world? People have different tastes that's it. That doesn't make you right man. I do not understand people like, why dont you just keep your senseless comment to yourself. Anyway,i rest my case, again, she looks ok, too much sex and drugs and giving birth, still a good figure, it will look better if she watches out her diet more. after all she is a celebrity, being sexy is a big factor also

MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUUUUT!!!

MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUUUUT!!!

MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUUUUT!!!

I don't want to be mean but why does everyone keep saying she has her body back? Look at pics from before her meltdown- she was way hot! Her body looks nothing like that anymore. She no longer has a sexy bikini body so quit trying to sell us on it!

She is damn sexy still after those kids -------------- all of you out there still JEALOUS OF HER ----- REMEBER SHE IS BACK AFTER THAT FIASCO

LARD ASS!!!!!!MUAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

WHATS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE?
Britney look so fit and cool in this pic that i still dont get it why u still hate her??
oh yeah! because ur jealous of course!!

Wow, do all of Victoria's friends come here to comment? lol, i have nothing against the her, i'm sure victoria's nice and all but i would have to disagree with the Victoria lovers here, She might have a svelt body but i think Britney has a prettier face and so what if she hasn't got the same body as when she was 18 who does after 2 kids?, she does know how to tone up when she wants to maybe she likes having a bit more meat on her it's not easy to keep that shape after all, As for Victoria she hasn't had any kids yet and is taller so she can hide weight gain easier, But if you're going to compare it's only fair to compare Brits pre baby body to victoria's now don't you think ?? And you know it's Brits who's is better.

I'd eat her all-gone!!!!!

I'd eat her all-gone!!!!!

now, here's a fatty...fluctuating weight from obese to fat to flabby... with some steriods in between lipsynching themselves inside her system

now, here's a fatty...fluctuating weight from obese to fat to flabby... with some steriods in between lipsynching themselves inside her system

Dont like her, never did, she needs alot a help. Shes washed up, cheap looking.

lookin' fat again brit?
what's goin on with ya???
stop the eating for christ's sake!

lookin' fat again brit?
what's goin on with ya???
stop the eating for christ's sake!

not jealous, i still love her but i know she can do better than this..

not jealous, i still love her but i know she can do better than this..

SHES FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAATTT

Really, she has had two kids....!