Britney Smiles For The Camera!

she looks awesome

100% turn around over the past 6 months
she should be very proud of herself
i think almost everyone is

she's glowing. she looks beautiful.

Yes her body looks good but most importantly she looks the healthiest she has been in some time. its almost as if she is detoxifying herself from the inside out. Weight, skin, looks those are all superficial things but she really seems to be OK mentally and that's the most important thing.

I never thought I would say this but she looks STUNNING!!

i hate britney but damn she's looking sooooo much better. good for her. hope she gets back to what she was pre drama.

i hate britney but damn she's looking sooooo much better. good for her. hope she gets back to what she was pre drama.

I just had my dick balls deep inside of her that is why she is smiling

Here's the thing. Whether you love her or hate she is the most sought after celeb in possibly the world. I have been to many sites and I see that most sites that feature stories about her tend to have the most hits and posts. not only that, the mania surrounding her during and prior to her breakdown doesn't seem to have died down. Why is that? Let's face it. we love to watch britney whether it is too see her fail and have this alledged music comeback. the world wants a piece of her. We are all hypocritical observers in the real life "TRUMAN SHOW". Omg I wonder what she will be doin next

how f*cked up would that be if Adnan continued to be a pap and followed her again?
that would be messed up...i hope to NEVR see him in the background of a pic again! those paps didnt seem to bad though.

Regardless of what you the haters and those who are fans decide to fight and argue about today or any other do or say it IS NOT YOUR LIFE. Enjoy your own life and let her work on hers. If you care about her quit posting here. This is just a site that is run by evil people and is full of evil people and unless you want to become one of them if you are not already get out of here. Go somewhere that is not so sick. This site is like a fatal virus. It kills you either way. You are far better than you see or you would move on. I am reiterating it one more time. Get off this site if you are a fan. They make $$$$$$$$$ off of you. Do you really want X17 to get paid every time you post. They get paid by the post from the advertisers everytime a popup hits your screen it is counted. Every time an ad is on a page you come to they get paid. Get off of here and go somewhere that is ethical. Leave it to those that hate and let them hate each other. As long as you are here and they keep baiting you there will be no ending in sight to this. Stay here if you like to argue, be rude, have nonsensical debates about nothing. You can be great in your own life. Go find out. This site is full of vulgar, hateful people with nothing better to do than give each other a difficult time. It is not fun here. In life you only have so much time. Don't blink and let it pass you by over something that you are POWERLESS over. Britney does not read your posts. She is out there living her life and making money supporting her family and several others just as she has always done. She is the moneymaker here. Not any of you. She is paying the price not you.

I like her outfit. She looks great. Happy and relaxed. I'm happy for her.

5150 holds and conservatorships never looked so sexy. haha. luv ya u fiesty crazy bitch. all hail queen b lol

someone felt the need to tell us that she makes the money and not us? lmao

She looks awesome like back in 2002-2003 i`m happy for her that she got her life back!

She looks awesome like back in 2002-2003 i`m happy for her that she got her life back!

11:18 shut hte fcuk up

She looks awesome like back in 2002-2003 i`m happy for her that she got her life back!

11:19-2 English please?

make that 11:19-2 English please

11:10 you are so right, watching Britney is like watching the Truman Show, great observation. We are all obessed whether it's to watch her fail or to be successful....

keep yee olde fcuking tea-sucking face shut

11:04/Black Chick, you are so right, watching Britney is like watching the Truman Show, great observation. We are all obessed whether it's to watch her fail or to be successful....

by teabag. you are a fool

yeah and you like to argue.

such a beauty

love ya Brit since ever and forever you're my inspiration

you deserve happiness

no I am the one that said bye and you are the one that started it. I dont waste my time on fools. OUT

She is my favorite. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ★★★★★★C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m*★★★****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

don't let your ass hit the door.

Am, Kira, Style, is that you?

Wow! She IS getting better. She looks so much better now. She looks sane and clean. And she wears clean and decent outfit, no grease on her shirt, clothes do match. Most importantly, her hair looks good.

I give credit to her manager Larry Rudalph who helped clean her up.

has to be the one bitching. good eye 11:30-1 and 11:25 has to be one of em

Same
Old
Shit...
Smile for the Paps, Shitney !
Thank God you lost 100% custody of Kevin's kids. You would be pimping those kids out AGAIN to the Paps.
Now you are free to parade around so the Paps can take your picture, photoshop it, and then spread it all over the web !
Same
Old
Shit...

Bernie Mac died...now if only we can have Obama go next..WHITE POWER

Well
I'm not up for an infantile game of clue, but I will say she's lookin hot. Britney is getting back to herself again! Nothing wrong with that.

All you effin morons that were on Daddy Spears ass should blow him now...he did what a parent should!!!

looking fantastic!!!

She looks fuckin gross EWWWWWWWW she is OLD...Miley is young and hawt!

Miley is 15
she is 27
to compare would be illogical.

HAAAA BITCH IS OLD!!!!SHE IS ALMOST 30, TIME TO RETIRE THAT IS MIDDLE AGE

middle age rofl

Why do all blacks steal from whitey??

Tell us Am, why do they

Cause whitey needs to die?

she looks GORGEOUS!! that's the britney we all love.

& the double chin is gone! woohoo!

she looks GORGEOUS!! that's the britney we all love.

& the double chin is gone! woohoo!

Team Miley, are you serious? Britney will be 30 in 3 years. That isn't old. 30 is the new 19. The funny thing is, Britney will still be around well into her 30s (and quite possibly far beyond that). Let's see if your precious Miley is still relevant a decade from now. Hell, let's see if Miley will have a CAREER 2 years from now, let alone a decade from now.

When out in the sun, it is best to use an SPF 15 or higher. 10 to 20 minutes before sun exposure. Peak time for exposure to UV rays are 10:00 am to 3:00pm.

Fresh,fabulous, glowing? Of course she is. Simply amazing how she's so happy since the Judge gave Kevin full custody and her zip. Yep, she was quite the actress and fooled everyone. She never wanted custody to begin with, but played up that she did, and now, she's a free woman! No responsibilities to hinder her self-absorbed life. If I were a narcissist like her, I'd be smiling my butt off too! Just what she wanted to happen. Those poor children. She makes my skin crawl.

When the Miley comments start it's time to go lmao!!! Overtaken by 13 year olds.

Vodka is derived from potatoe. How did Ireland miss that one?

ty for chiming in Dan Quayle

30 is the new 19??? hHAHAHAHAHAHA GET REAL YOU OLD ASS LOSER...JUST ACCEPT THAT LIKE THIS HASBEEN YOU ARE OLD NOW GO PLAY BINGO ...THE NEW 19 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pumpkins are the only living organism with triangle eyes.

losers here today. later.

Miley is worth a Billion dollars to Disney...how much is GRANDMA SPEARS WORTH??? HAHAHAHAHA OLD PEOPLE LIKE EWWWWW

don't ya'll know who team miley is ya'll? it's ...team miley! yeah it's super duper teeny teen team miley! Go team miley! superstar!!

Britney was the 90's people HELLO this is 2008!! like get a like clue!...Take um some Geritol or something and go tend to your garden...

ya! like totally miley! you're a superstar!!!

Merci de votre appui! I need a 2009 Porche Cayenne. We’ll see you tomorrow 11:06.

11:06

Thanks for coming back every day and making me rich! Our girl's fans make it possible for me to love my life!

miley is an ass puppet

Awards for what? Ugliest hair extensions? She should be completely bald like me. Shave your head Britney and go work in a whore house.

Ewwww her legs are disgusting, all chunky, and masculine, short, fat and stubby. Gross.

SHE HAS SAGGY GRANNY TITS LOL!!! OLD PEOPLE ARE PRETTY SAD

whoever you are you stupid fool. congrats on clearing the board! rofl. its all yoU now!

shitney's got a sway back from f@cking in the papmobile.

Jen, fuck off with your sick bogus bullshit.

Check out that fabulous necklace. Jayden on one side and Preston on the other. So the DOES refer to him as Preston and not Sean. Wonderful. I am so proud of her for her grit and determination to get the year from hell behind her.

Isn't it sad that for a comeback she needs to stick with the same formula that made her famous in the first place? She needs to have bottle blond hair extentions , lots of thick make up and a fake tan. If she was a true artist she would reinvent herself, but it's just the same old bimbo image that this talentless bitch can only do. It takes the attention away from her crappy kiddy pop teenybop music. Which also never grows. She still thinks she's 17, only now she is a 26 year old shitty mother of 2 who looks 46. Grow up Shitney.
You, your crappy music and your 14 year old fans suck.

HALLE BERRY VS. THE PAPARAZZI: Actress files criminal complaint against photographer over backyard photos of baby.

Talentless bitch? What is your idea of music that is "good"??

1231 YOU ROCK!!!!!

MY GUESS IS ANY MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE 12:32

SHE IS SOOOOOOOOO STUPID AND WORTHLESS.

MY GUESS IS ANY MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE 12:32

"Check out that fabulous necklace. Jayden on one side and Preston on the other. So the DOES refer to him as Preston and not Sean. Wonderful. I am so proud of her for her grit and determination to get the year from hell behind her."

You are beyond pathetic. Just because she wears a necklace with names on it means she loves her kids? LMAO Yeah right, she is a selfish whore who has never looked happier since she got rid of the kids. You dumb c*nt

She is so clueless as to what a laughing stock she is. What a worthless piece of sh!t.

GETTING RID OF THOSE RETARTED FUCKIN KIDS WERE THE BEST THING EVER!!!

Like OMG! Like I totally can't manage my life by myself. Like I need a babysitter 24/7 and like my daddy has to do every thing for me. Like I suck at life, love, career & MOTHERHOOD but like OMG, I still think people like me. OMG, aren't I great????? (BRITNEY YOU NEED TO GO THE HELL AWAY - - PEOPLE HAVE MOVED ON TO MUSICIANS THAT WELL, HAVE TALENT AND THEIR SHIT TOGETHER)! Kevin thanks his stars every night to be rid of you. Those poor boys probably do too.

1238/1243 lmfao hahahaha

people who are real musicians. People who can look any way they want to without having to lose weight. Shitney has no talent so she has to rely on image, which she doesn't have anymore as much as she tries. What does she have to offer? she is a shallow airhead who owes her career to her manager and mother and handlers.

Dumb Azz, I will be glad when grammar school starts up again so lame brain assholes like you spend less time polluting web sites like this.

Your first assignment is to craft some new hate posts with a creative flair and proper English instead of the worn out shit you can't seem to improve on.

Britney is a legend around the globe millions of cd's sold which is more then most artist can say. I would rather idolize her then some of these idiots being idolized today!

Looks above - -right on. She is a frucking joke.

joke's on you 12;52. you have the time to ridicule others.

LMAO. The one word I think of when I see her photos is "DUH". She is so dumb & talentless.

Legend my ass. Legends write own music and sing live. Not a talentless teenybopper plastic bitch. Britney Spears ruined music. It was better before she came along. She is fake and so is her crappy music, that she didn't even write herself anyway.

Britney is like such a sweet Girl...I love her forever

12:54, what's the matter, did I offend your idiotic idol? I sawrry. LMAO you twit.

don't idolize anyone. That's for you people.

12:59 LMAO at you twat.

by smegma face. you are a disgrace. but I really feel sorry for you. LATER (NOT)

Look at her collar there is one sign for Jayden and one for Sean Preston...she loves her kids she is getting well Leave her Alone Haters I LOVE HER

She looks gorgeous,keep it up britney!

1:04, you THINK that just because she is WEARING a SYMBOl for her children that means she loves them? Honey, I hate to break this to you, but IF she loved them, she wouldn't be so worried about having a comeback, she NEVER would have GIVEN UP CUSTODY and she would PROVE to those precious boys by actions, not a flipping necklace, that she loved them. Just because her daddy is making her (GROWN UP DECISIONS THAT SHE CAN'T MAKE HERSELF), doesn't mean she is getting well, it means she is being babysat all day every day. I'm glad that you love her, but you are a minority. She is a disgrace.

1:09 has serious issues to care so deeply about a celeb's life. ignore it

1:10 LOL!

1:10 LOL!

Miley is barely 15 years. 21 to her is old ass, so all you retards who are screaming team Miley have got to be 15 n under. Damn x-17 your catering to babies NOW... looking for the exit door.. Byeeeeeeee

1:10, what I do care about is people that keep feeding into the misguided notion that Britney Spears has talent and/or is someone to be idolized. She is pathetic & doesn't care about anyone but her sad little self.

you protest too mucb. get a grip and a life. everyone has a right to an opinion and yours isn't necessarily right.

bye you people seem to be frustrated homos

and yes I typed BOTH 1:19-2 AND 3

miley is an ass clown

Actually it is but thanks for your tween opinion. LOSER!

BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT????? BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT????? BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT????? BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT?????

Britney is finally on the right track! Once she eliminated the enablers and negative influences in her life, i.e. Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib, she has become a totally different person than she was a mere 6 months ago! Britney is coming back stronger than ever and will triumph at the VMAs and in 2009!

1:23,

What is your problem with EVERYONE?

BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT????? BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT????? BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT????? BRITNEY NEEDS A BABYSITTER 24/7 AND SHE IS 27 YEARS OLD, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT?????

this site is nothing but garbage of the mind
pollution of the mind and soul
there is nothing here that is worth peoples time.

1:23 HAS ISSUES. BETTER LEFT ALONE.

1:28 OMG, that is what people said when she "performed" at the VMA's last year. Enablers? This is the reason she will NEVER be able to function on HER OWN!!!! She needs to take responsibility for her own actions.

I hate to break it to yall, but there's a big world out there. I am off to enjoy it. It goes way deeper than venting your own personal anger on an internet blog. Give it a whirl.

1:34 I THINK SO!

Have a good time 1:37.

I love Britney Spears

FACT: The ONLY reason they want her back on any music award show is to boost their ratings. People will tune in to see her make another ASS of herself. All of the celebs in the audience were laughing their asses off AT her too.

I love Girls like Britney Spears

BRITNEY SPEARS IS A LOSER, A HAS-BEEN, A PATHETIC MOTHER, A TALENTLESS TWIT, A SKANK, A LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD.

Britney Spears is a living legend and she has so much much fans that stand behind her like a wall you will never destroy her She is such a sweet girl I really love her!!!

Even walls come down you dumb ass

1:44,
Linda/AM looks like shitney,move on...

I accept your opinion that you hate her so why you can`t accept that she has many fans out there....She is not the biggest terrorist in the World I love her I will always love her nasty ass

lmao@1:50

Britney is a very talented singer and performer

Britney Spears is a very good dancer

Britney is looking great she is not the smartest person on this planet but I still love and idiolize her

Britney is adorable on the stage

Britney is such a sweet Girl I LOVE HER FOREVER

*crickets*

Britney was the 90's people HELLO this is 2008!! like get a like clue!...Take um some Geritol or something and go tend to your garden...

Wow the old Britney is back she is looking stunning in these Pictures Wow Brit good work You are a very strong woman I LOVE YOU

if you are one of the posters aho has a lick of sense please stop responding to these idiots about geritol and Miley f'ing Cyrus. They are loving that you reply.

one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...
2 can be as bad as 1
its the loneliest number since the number one........

in fact lets all give brandy a shitty day and exit this pukehole.

Britney's my idol and I LOVE HER FOREVER

nobody cares

I wanna kick some hater ass.

Now is the medicine in for Britney.

Britney smiles for the camera, because her medicine is in.

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Britney Spears is one of the greatest artists of all time...she has great songs and is a very talented singer,dancer and performer I LOVE HER FOREVER

Ohh I missed that Britney smile, she has got the smile and the sexy back I hope she has her mind back too but whatever I LOVE HER

2:12 i'm right here bitch...try to kick my ass you faggot pussy bitch

Britney was the 90's people HELLO this is 2008!! like get a like clue!...Take um some Geritol or something and go tend to your garden...

2:27-1
you are a bitch not me coz you're a mentally ill whore..you know what I mean.

I worship Britney She is like you know my Godess

Nobody worships britney,we like her music, she's a good performer and we
support her.

WHY DO ALL FAGGOTS LIKE SHITNEY??? MUST BE ALL THAT CUM YOU SWALLOW

RIP Mr. Issac Hayes.

My God, I went on vacation, come back, and find this site has gone even deeper to hell. You guys are pathetic.

Issac and Bernie...two less black guys meh who cares

2:38
You are right but I know someone who worships Britney

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.

TO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET IN A HORRIBLE WRECK AND DIE ON YOUR VACATION!!

I hope Russia bombs Atlanta while they are in Georgia!!

2:41-1
who is dat?

im just going to let that one go.

2:44
you mean?

2:38/2
Poor Hater you can`t believe that Britney is getting well and that there are many fans a slut like Pamela Anderson got fans to so get used to it fucking LOSER!!!

Britney, stand up and be the proud bald woman you once were. Get rid of those ugly nasty hair extensions now. Shave your head.

I'M NOT A HATER 2:46 MATTER OF FACT OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND I'LL MAKE SWEET LOVE TO IT

Britney,
Good mommies remember their kid's name without a little reminder necklace.

I love you Britney, you're amazing.I have all your cd's and I play them all the time, even when I'm sleeping. My walls are covered with your pictures.I want to come to California to worship you like the goddess you are. I would do anything to be near you, to breath the same air. Don't worry about that fecal matter, I'll wipe your ass for you.

SPEAKING OF FECAL MATTER ...I'D LOVE TO EAT THE CORN OUT OF MILEY'S SHIT!!

@2:57
LOL

2:54
Yes of course but Britney shows that she loves her kids because the haters say she does not love her and she neglect them and thats not true

aRE YOU PEOPLE HAS UNINTELLIGENT IN PERSON AS YOU ARE IN TYPE//?

Yes 3:14 afraid it's true.

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like OMG like tweens should totally be like sent to another planet so the adults don't have to like put up with their bullsh*t. they can all go live on like mars with like the most annoying b*tch ever...... MILEY F*CKING CYRUS!!!!!! If you're a tween learn how to talk without like after every f*cking word!

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she looks beautiful and genuinely happy like she used to look like 6 years ago

and "team miley" im sorry but britney started long before miley and will still be around long after miley is old news, which will be when...6 months from now to a year at the most? and im probably being generous

britney still has her fans the started liking her 10 years ago and new little 13 year old girls now that love her. im 16 and i LOVE britney and think miley sucks and is crappy as hell as a live performer.

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Like you know Like I`m looking great I do not care about what people say Like you know Like I`m Britney Spears Like I Know like you know to like

MILEY SUCKS! UFFIE RULES!

Britney Rocks!!! I love her she is like you know my Idol

Shitneys ugly as hell.

UFFIE UFFIE UFFIE!

Shitney looks like garbage.

Look at that hair, It has a nastyass birds nest growing in it. eww gross.....

@Andy
You are ugly as hell damn Loser Whore

Shitney looks like trailer trash.

COMMERE MY WITTLE UFFIE WUFFIE!

IF YOU SAY mILEY IS BETTER THAN uFFIE yOU SuCK

WHY HOLD THAT FAT ASSED TONGUE BACK NOW ANDY? MILEY OR UFFIE?

hAR De hAR hAR hAR

See how stupid I made myself look? THAT'S HOW YOU GUYS LOOK 99% OF THE TIME!

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BYE GREAKS. SEE THE WORLD WHY DON'T YOU

yeah, I see what you mean

Wow - She looks hot!

She seems so together :)

Go Britney!

Shitney looks like fatass uffie.

andy's mother is a crackhead whore who has aids. andy is an hiv positive crackhead who suffers from down syndrome and she can not leave the house so she posts on here 24/7. did you see that movie the boy in the plastic bubble? that's andy. only it's a girl who can have no contact with anyone. all she has is her computer.

Shitney looks like will smith.

Is Andy's mother Amethyst?

I hope Russia bombs Atlanta while they are in Georgia!!

Shitney looks like a fat cow.

Shitney looks like micheal jordan.

Shitney looks like bruse willies.

I want to fucky her kids in front of her and make her watch, little boys have tight ass's

Shitney looks like a fat polar bear.

andy is the most pathetic blogger on here. you have to feel a little sorry for someone who doesn't understand how much of a fool she looks like with every one of her posts. maybe someday she will realize how much of a loser she is and will make the necessary changes because she has wasted her life.

Shitney looks like a fat elephant hippo.

Shitney looks like a fat whale.

Look at shitneys tree trunk legs and arms, They loo so big and fat.

nope Andy will keep on wasting her life on her Idol Britney..its what people with down syndrome do

Shitney looks like a fat hooker.

Man did you see how Russia is blowin' the hell out of Georgia?? That is toooo damn funny

Shitney looks like a pile of dog crap.

she looks awesome
great smile, brit!

Dan you gay little bitch she looks like shit and I will kick your faggot ass bitch!

Shitney looks like ugly hilary duff.

Shitney looks like a fat donkey with bucked teeth.

Shitney looks like a giant ape monkey.

Shitney looks like a druged up whore.

Shitney looks drunk as hell.

Shitney looks high on drugs as hell.

she looks so good!!!! gorgeous!!! wow this is such a turn around for reals she looks amazing we are so proud of u girl u have come a long ways and look at u now (tear) we love u Britney and we are here for u :)

Look at her face, Its growing nastyass zits all over her uglyass face.

EVERYBODY KNOWS SHE IS FOR OLD PEOPLE...LIKE OMG! THE NEW HAWT IS MILEY!! HER NEW CD ROCKS TITS

Shitney looks like fat ugly MILEY.

She has cute feet, i'd like to spooge on em

Shitney looks like micheal jackson.

LEARN HOW TO SPELL MORON ...IT'S MICHAEL

Britney is sexy as hell rich talented and the dreams of many men...everything loser Andy is not HAAAAAAAA

Shitney looks like ugly miley.

Shitney is NOT sexy at all because shes FAT and UGLY as hell.

Shitney looks like a monster from hell.

Shitney looks like a small midget.

Shitney looks like ugly paris hilton.

Shitney looks like seinfield.

andy is a morphodyke lmao

Shitney looks like a fat slob.

andy's clit is so fat it looks like Verne Troyer's dick

Shitney looks like a jackass fool.

bye andy party on!

Shitney looks retarded as hell.

Andy ACTS retarted as hell

You too Anonymous! wink!

5:01pm, Your not my daddy!

Shitney ACTS retarded.

I am Andy's dad, we had her in theropy for her Britney adiction, but she keeps logging on

LMAO

andy enjoys getting raped by her daddy when she is not on here. andy learned how to give head by practicing on her daddy. it is a well known fact that andy sodomizes her pets with her strap-on. she enjoys having sex with her mother and father at the same time. it's called "family time" and she's preparing herself for it since it's the only way she can get any. andy is inbred trailer trash that needs to die.

5:07pm, Your NOT my dad you jackass!

Shitneys trailer trash as hell.

Andy I am your dad, I am on the upstairs computer...whaat did the docyor tell you about logging on here??? now get off the computer before I get mad!

Shitney looks like an inbred.

andy's fucked up dude. nuff said.

5:15pm, omg! Your NOT my dad you jackass!

yes i am andy and i am just telling you that you need to prepare yourself because it is almost time for our "famiy time" session. on your knees andy and assume the position as i show you how much i really love you.

brit looks good here, and happy. i hope for her kids sake she is getting better. she looks healthy, i hope it sticks. ANDY if you dont respond she is only talking to herself.

Andy why are you doing this to me and your mom?? Please honey get off the computer and come upstairs and talk to us!

UFFIE UFFIE UFFIE

Miley sucks dudes! Uffie rules! UFFIE UFFIE UFFIE

5:19pm What a joke you are.

nO WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE aNDY.

5:19pm, Your NOT my dad you jackass! What a joke you are.

Andy we told you to stop fighting with people on the internet and please stop fingering yourself your chair is starting to smell up the whole house

I will admit I luuuv Miley's new cd. It's really very good.

What a joke shitney is.

Andy that is no way to talk to your dad

5:24pm The 2nd, YOU SUCK!

andy is one of those people that jerry lewis does a telethon for. her situation is a sad one because she has tourette's syndrome and is without a purpose in life. maybe your mommy should have aborted you when she was pregnant since she knew that you were going to be a waste of life from the moment she knew she was impregnated with you andy. the world would be a better place without you. who would miss you? besides your rapist daddy.

Andy ..actualy I tought you to suck...remember that one Christmas when you were 9?? Daddy's little girl likes it fast and hard

It's nice to see that slow learners like Andy can work a computer..Microsoft has done great things with their OS, making it user friendly for retarted children

Well the stench that is the nasty ho known as linda is here again, spreading her usual happy thoughts of rape and death. And the bitch wonders why she is so despised......

andy what are you doing on here? i thought i told you that i needed you to eat me out tonight. when are you going to get off here so you can eat my snatch?

Now honey last night was your turn with Andy, tonight is mine..check the calendar

Really I like Linda, Andy on the other hand I wish cancer on

Shitney looks like a fat pig.

Andy what did I tell you about talking bad about people that are richer and better looking than you?? Being Jealous is not Christian

Shitney looks like a devil from hell.

5:39 Andy you have said that already ..about 10 times...are you a retard??

you are getting a pretty bad beating andy. that is what you get for being such an annoying person. you wanted the attention and now you got it. you are now the focus of everyone's anger on here. trailer trash/losers like you deserve to get called out and bitchslapped everytime you post.

Shitney looks like family guide like that fat cartoon character.

this thing with andy, her mom and dad is realy sick. it might seem funny at first, but this has gone to a whole ne level. sick, sad, troll

Andy has no friends or boyfreinds because she is a twat and BORING...now she is bringing her BORING to the net!!!

Max, I kinda ran out of stuff to say. What do you want me to say?

max. andy is retarded. she also has down syndrome, tourette's syndrome, and she suffers from schizophrenia. she always repeats herself because she thinks she's so clever with her one liners, but she proves time and time again that she's the biggest loser on here.

Andy tonight when you are blowin me..please don't gag again or I will bust your ass

Shitney looks like fat ugly linda.

5:45pm, Your not my dad you jackass, Your a monster from hell.

Max you better watch it or i will go after you next and make you the target of my insults from now on. that also goes for all of you people posting on here too. if you continue there will be consequences.

5:46

5:45pm, Your not my dad you jackass, Like your going to bust my ass? NOT! YOU SUCK!

Andy you are a loser troll who has no friends or life...so why the hell would I care what you threaten to do??? unlike you I do things with my life...you loser pig OINK OINK LOL!!!! BAHAHAHAHAH

Andy that is it I am going to spank you for talking back!

how old are you andy? having seen your posts people probably think you're about ten years old. you also have a guy's name. is it your real name or a fake name? if it's a real name then why are you named after a guy?

OOOOO NOOOO y'all ANDY IS GONNA TARGET YOU WITH HIS INSULTS!!! HAHHAHAH THE ONES THAT SOUND LIKE A FIRST GRADER IS SAYING THEM LOL!!!

Max dont listen to that fat ugly whore Linda because whatever she says about me is NOT true at all. Just ignore her uglyass. And Im not retarded like that Linda is either so yea. She only says that to get attention on here. Lindas just a lowclass bully in here.

5:53pm, Its my real name because my parents like that name so much so yea.

Andy you post continuously about
Britney, you are always obsessed with her...now how in the living hell is that NOT the actions of a retarted/slow learner???

Andy, don't sweat the linda troll! She is merely trying to divert all of the hate that she feels onto someone else! Her stupidity is the very definition of projection. Andy, if anything, feel pride in the fact that you are hated by such a nasty, stupid person!

I named her Andy because when I was in the Navy my best buddy was named Andy...and I wanted a boy...but we had a slightly retarded girl, so we decided to name her Andy anyways

andy at 5:54 you sound a lot like kira

5:57pm, I agree with you on that one! Linda is just plain stupid and lowclass acting like a bully in here.

jake, Why the hell would you think that I was kira? Im NOT kira you jackass!

andy, there ya go trying to start another fight. i did not say i thought you were kira, i said you sound a lot like her. you might want to tone it down before you turn into kira. and the jackass thing, its getting old

EVERY DAMN THING ANDY TYPES IS BEYOND OLD ..AND BORING

5:59pm The 1st, Your not my dad you jackass, Your a monster from hell!

Yup Andy, just remember who these threats and stupidity come from and it will make for a much more enjoyable experience for you! But sometimes it's fun to toy with such fools to spin them up into a frenzy! Enjoy watching them spin around and around as they screw themselves into a dark, deep hole!

jake, I actaully thought that you actaully meant it or something, Sorry about that, I didnt mean to yell at you like that, sorry. I didnt know.

I actually am disturbed and creeped out by Andy, to be that obseesed with Britney is not normal or healthy, if you search on x17 and look at the number of posting that andy does, it is really troubling...to the point that I think someone has to be notified that can interview Andy to see if something is wrong...specially criminal intent?

6:09pm The 3rd, Yea, Thats kinda halarious. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For some people this is just a way to kill time and is just a hobby. It's the truly violent people like linda that are the creepy ones. I bet she'd kill if given the chance.

Shitney looks like a fat ugly slut alien from outerspace.

kira and andy are both losers with no lives who like starting trouble on here. they get attacked everytime they post and will continue to get attacked until they are more humble with their posts.

6:16-2, so when were you hired as the resident blog monitor?

6:16pm The 2nd, Your the loser for saying that.

She looks fabulous!

Shitney looks like a ass clown.

6:12 good point maybe if the FBI investigated that whacko that killed John Lennon he would still be here, I think they should be made aware of the sick obsession that Andi has...hobby's are one thing, spending days and days on a Britney blog is not normal at all

andy, there is no need to apologize, just stop doing it. read the post before you react

cancer and wrongful death Thats kinda halarious. ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I admire Britney. It must of taken years to train her how to walk upright on her hind paws like that!

Enjoy our session on Breatheheavy?

Shitney looks like jackblack.

Miss you baby. Sorry you left?

6:18 = kira. go ahead and deny it. the post made at 6:16(2) was about andy and kira. andy was offended and so was the anonymous poster at 6:18. interesting.

Shitney looks like jenniffer lopez.

Here is where you can notify em about Andy

tips.fbi.gov

It figures that some idiot would think I would be that Scam Lutfi ballsack licker kira.

You must be eating dinner.

Shitney looks like beaves and butt head.

Here is where you can notify em about Andy

tips.fbi.gov

Tim D. andy should be investigated. her posts can be pulled from any thread and if any threats of violence have been made against britney and there is any similarity with what has been posted on here then she will be getting a visit from the police for her threatening comments.

Oh the old 'turn you into the FBI' bullshit again. I thought those idiots left because their little hearts were so crushed by something said on a blog.

lets see how "bullshit" it is Andy you are not normal at all you are a celeberty stalker!!

Shitney looks like fat homer simpson.

andy should be reported for her comments not only on this thread but for the other ones where she has said these things before. her idiot accomplice who posted at 6:18 and 6:27(2) should also be reported too because this nutjob is clearly insane.

6:33pm, Yea thats right, Im way normal then YOU!

errr..are bugs eating her cancer rotted body..or did ya burn her up?????

haaa I did report Andy just to be a dick!!

6:36pm, For what???? We didnt do anything wrong. Its only sentences.

If 3 or 4 of us report Andy...her life will become a bitch HAHAHAh LETS ALL DO IT!!!

tips.fbi.gov

amdy i thought i told you to come to my room. i'm waiting with your mother so we can do each other as we always do everynight. i have the ky jelly with me too.

IMP Kira, Did you really? WOW, That doesnt really suprise me at all.

I reported slow learner Andy also LOL!!

tips.fbi.gov

I'll certainly enjoy seeing people like linda and James Tucker do time for actual threats plainly and specifically issued to others!

UP UNTIL LENNON WAS KILLED ALL THAT WAS SAID WAS WORDS TOO!!

LINDA IS NOT OBSESSED WITH BRITNEY AS YOU ARE ANDY!! YOU NEED HELP!

6:40pm The 1st, Why would you want to report me for? I didnt do anything wrong in here? I didnt attack anyone at all. Report me for what? Tell me, Why are you going to report me for?

No, linda is more obsessed with just pure hate that comes from her evil, twisted fragment of what was once a heart.

Did you guys really fill out the form on the site?? man that can eff someones life up!

Relax Andy, just idiots trying to pull your chain.

teh nasty cuunt’s fbi threats ain’t scary

Andy you are sick!! do you see how you are obsessed with Britney??? you post the same thing over and over day in day out...lennons killer was obsessed just like you he kept reading the catcher in the rye and repeating stuff over and over...same pattern!

when you notify the fbi, make sure you paste the thousands and thousands of messages from the perv.

6:47pm The 2nd, How do you know that their not reporting me? How can you be so sure about that? Im so confused?

and yes the fbi WILL respond. They respond tom text messages even. Internet is a dangerous place and they know it.

6:40(1) i think we should all report andy before something happens to britney. remember the actions of a psycho start with words then it escalates into actions and before you know it a tragedy has occurred. maybe there will be a reward for turning in this psycho. imagine andy in handcuffs being dragged kicking and screaming from her job as she pleads her case of being innocent of making terrorizing threats against a mother of two. it will send a message to people who do this. call the fbi and let them know we have an obsessed stalker posting here and they will pull the records and incarcerate this psycho(andy) immediatley.

andy you must get a life and stop your stupid games. you could get in to serious trouble.

Filing a false FBI report=prison

tips.fbi.gov

Does anyone here even realize that Team USA Women's Gymnastics has been on tonight, and that swimming is about to start, in which Mark Spitz medal record could be broken? You don't because this is your world.

Telling the fbi you think somone is a potential threat is NOT filing a false report!! grow up or learn the law!!

nothing false about the alarm andy causes people. It isn't normal.

right 6:57-1. They want our concerns that are valid and THiS is valid.

somebodies gonna enjoy prison and it ain't andy

the more andy keeps posting on here the more trouble she's in. she's making it a lot easier for people to report her and more and more people will be doing it because she has crossed the line. let this be a lesson to people that if you do what she has done, then there will be consequences. she's going to be held accountable for her actions.

hating britney or miley or loving them or telling someone to eff off is one thing, but obsessive compulsive behavior is entirely another thing, this is how whackos act before they do something...remember the kids at columbine?? they showed obsession on the internet also, unfortunayly no one reported them before they acted

don't give bad advice.6:59-2

what surprises me is that the blog owners have allowed themselves to be libel for these idiots actions.

your ip + fake x threats + fake fbi reports = prison

and whoever made the John Lennon reference was right on. that was senseless and this one would be too.

a tip is not the same as filing a report. if you let the police or the fbi know that there's a psycho out there who intends to do something whether it's through a phone call or going online then that's a tip. andy has been reported and will pay a price for what she has done.

Oh, I just LOVE the hysterical dramatics! When are the Hitler comparisons going to kick in as in Godwin's Law?

hey asswipe its not a false report!! if you see your neibor doing something suspicious and report it is that false??? your an effen moron!!

LMAO

Andy's IP would be the one they'd look at. At this point, the other idiots have beat feet.

andy ignore turd blossom. these are a hoot www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=britney%20spears

Andy's IP would be the one they'd look at. At this point, the other idiots have beat feet.

you tipped them off about andy?

you tipped them off about andy?

yeah andy, ignore by all means. keep getting deeper and deeper.

fake fbi threats bwhahahahahahahaha!!!

tips.fbi.gov

7:13 you are next

i saw that movie chapter 29 with jared leto and he was good in it as john lennon's killer. it is truly disturbing to see all of the hate being directed at britney and how that could manifest into something harmful happening to her. if you watch that movie then you will see how it starts with an obsession with someone to the point where that person somehow wants to be a celebrity in their own way so they will do anything to be mentioned in the same breath with them. andy comes across as one of those people. it sounds like you have a girl who's jealous of the attention britney receives and she wants a little of it too. you will get some of that spotlight andy now that you have been reported. your life will never be the same now that people know what your true intentions are.

I know someone who was questioned by the FBI for voice mails. It happens. Tips are good. Copy and paste is better.

Britney is a sub-human piece of pig shit! There I said it! Now go call the FBI and report me for having an opinion contrary to yours!

Fine if your gonna report me for something that I didnt do then go ahead Report me if you want because I dont care if you report me. I just wont come here anymore.

1. britney spears
More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

That was stupid, 7:19. It has NOThING to do with andy's behavior. get a grip.

2. Britney Spears
Slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world.

3. Britney Spears
A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a whore; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales

Andy what didn't you do??? you are on a britney blog CONSTINATLY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

OFF TO WATCH THE OLYMPICS. 7:23 YOU ARE A NUTCASE.

I almost cry...she looks so happy and she is so hot...Our Dear Britney is back...love you Britney,thank you Daddy Ｊａｍｉｅ....

britney is a piece of dog shit and all her bottom-feeding scumbag psychotic fans and suck it.

Miley is young and hot!!

Britney is looking hot as hell yo!!

the threads where andy has threatened britney can be pulled and they will be used against her. can you imagine what her excuses must be for her behavior?she will pay for what she has said and done.

4. britney spears
Your worst nightmare, white trash with money.

5. Britney Spears
See Plastic, Barbie, And/or Satan
Britney Spears is 50% plastic, 80% computer generated, and 100% evil

I want to cut open and eat her entrails

FEEL KINDA SORRY FOR ANDY IN A WAY. EITHER A NOT SO BRIGHT KID OR A MENTALLY RETARDED ADULT. EITHER WAY SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL AND MUST BE STOPPED.

britneys target audience is fat ugly classless trash...they just love her!

6. britney spears
a snobby whore who sings like garbage, and has absolutely no self-esteem. all her music blows total cock, i dont see how it sells. it consists of repetitive beats and lame sound effects in an effort to enhance the already lame lyrics. lyrics, i might add, that have no real depth or meaning. supposedly she lip-sings, but it wouldnt matter, becuase her music is terrible either way. she is very full of herself, and isnt worth her weight in piss. for some unknown reason, kids idolize her, and would rather listen to the crap she puts out then something quality. and remember the kiss with madonna? people would rather talk about that bullshit, then be concerned with current issues that migth actually affect them. granted she is very beautiful, but that is about all she has done for the world.
why our society would rather idolize a whorrish, sleazy, untalented, snobby, good-for-nothing bastard then a band with great talent and lyrical depth is beyond me.

She looks damn fine in that picture

7:26-2 I hope you aren't bluffing because something needs to be done. I guess we'll see how serious you are if Andy keeps it up.

7. britney spears
A redneck frm down south has huge tits & an ass, cant sing if her life depended on it but a lot of boys and girls would want to f@ck her like the little whore that she is.
Dude britney would be better in porn...

i think andy is not so bright. she seems to think going from andy to anon will make her IP invisible.

7:31 no kidding lol!!

8. Britney Spears
Serial Bride
dirty white trash
Sellout
One who has gone mentally insane or retarded.
BAD role models for girls of any age
Britney spears thinks shes a great role model for young girls.
Yeah right! if telling them sex before marriage is ok, sleeping around, smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and being married twice in one year is ok.
Then fantastic.

9. britney spears
A female pop artist who's pussy has been invaded more times than Poland.
Britney Spears is blown out.

maybe they can pull all her past post?

I'm LMAO at these Urban Dictionary things

aww, my baby. I'm sooo proud of her. She's really improved in soo many ways.

10. Britney Spears
So-called musical performer, proof that one can sell millions of CDs with no talent whatsoever.

Perpetrator with then-boyfriend Kevin Federline of a reality TV series (Britney and Kevin: Chaotic) that showed just how awful reality TV can be.

Someone who has accomplished a very difficult feat -- making Madonna's career look classy by comparison.

Presently, a demonstration of what happens as Andy Warhol’s fifteen minutes runs out.

A future case study of the rise and fall of a tween idol.

A Poster Girl (through her divorce from K-Fed) for having a good attorney, and getting a good pre-nup.

Present and future fodder for the National Enquirer, tabloid television, tmz.com, etc.

One of many plagues unleashed on the world by the 1990s edition of The Mickey Mouse Club.

Britney Spears will probably blow all the money she's ever made trying to prolong her celebrity past its expiry date.

this website is now being monitored by the fbi. we have been made aware of someone who is a dangerous individual. this person is now considered to be a threat. the person posting as andy is under investigation.

Do you think she is a slow learner or just insane? probably never had any friends

dirty, uneducated, trash looking up to a dirty, uneducated piece of trash for inspiration...
how very sad!

11. britney spears
Young and inconsistently pneumatic blonde singer producing disposable bubblegum pop. Her material success provoked widespread social confusion and perverse degrees of hostility among young Anglo-Saxon males.
See all definitions above.

the fbi will not let you know when they monitor somting dumbshit!!!

no wonder urban dickhead is on here he thinks he is clever but no woman pays attention to faggo boy HAHAHHA wiNk

12. Britney spears
A woman that by the age of 25 has had 2 kids, the rise and fall of her singing career, a divorce, and a midlife crisis shamelessly exploited by the media elite.
Britney Spears-The woman who looks 20 years older than she really is.

I wanna lick Miley from her head to the tip of her toes!

And why don't you take the short bus over to BH and slap your fellow morons on the back for the fine job of defending your pig idol!

11. britney spears
Young and inconsistently pneumatic blonde singer producing disposable bubblegum pop. Her material success provoked widespread social confusion and perverse degrees of hostility among young Anglo-Saxon males.
See all definitions above.

I hope Russia bombs Atlanta while they're in Georgia

wow when you have to number your posts, you know the person is anal retentive and VERY popular with the ladies....HAHAHAHAHAHA

7:34(2) wants more prison time for impersonating an FBI agent.

there's 28 pages of britney spears 1 sound paris hilton whore britney slut kevin federline lindsay lohan spears bitch jessica simpson k-fed sex white trash hilary duff ann coulter pop prostitute music ho trash celebrity sexy f@ck hot mtv skank justin timberlake stupid avril lavigne singer gay fake eminem madonna harlot pussy rehab ass christina aguilera loser shit jamie lynn spears hoe talentless wigger ugly crazy hooker fag white trailer trash

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=britney%20spears

1. uffiesque 6 up, 1 down
Good looking type, hot, sexy, attractive
Man that girl had this uffiesque look
hot beautiful sexy uffy like uffie uffy
by Laimis Feb 7, 2008 email it 0 comments

bwahahahaha!

I wonder who put THAT in the urban dictionary!

7:42 Must have run out of fingers and toes and can keep up with the urban dictionary's numbered listings LOL

urban dictionary,

Is there any Adnan???

duno but it already got my thumbs up!!

7:41 that's been said already. not funny.

1. Adnan 86 up, 10 down
Breakdown for Adnan is:
Ad = Heaven(short for Eden)
Nan = used as 'plural of' in Arabic

Therefore Adnan means "Heavens".
There are 7 'Adnans' in the sky.

anon@751,2 it says adnan ghalib isn't defined yet. you guys do it lol

Andy wanna eat my dick ho??

I DONT THINK BRITNEY NEED NO HELP, IT YOU DUMBASSES THAT NEED HELP, BRITNEY HAS MOVE ON PEOPLE AND SHE IS NOT LOOKING BACK TO HER OLD WAYS! WHY IS IT THE SAME LOW LIFE HATERS ON THIS SITE, IS IT YOUR LIFE IS THAT BAD THAT YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW! IF YOU GO TO MTV OR US WEEKLY SITE SO MANY PEOPLE SHOWING THEIR LOVE FOR HER! SHE HAS A BIG FAN BASE! SO YOU LOOSERS REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE AND LET GO OF HER PAST, BRITNEY ALREADY HAS!

Are some of you banned from other sites?

I'm gonna post some favs

15. Britney Spears
1. A contemptuous vamp, untalented pop queen from Louisiana whose lust-inspired musical style appeals mainly to preening 14-year-old girls.

2. A whorish, blonde kewpie doll who claims her virginity but has photos of her having sex with various men all over the internet.

3. A vain, lying trollop willing to spread her legs for the highest bidder, such as voicing her support for the Iraq WMD search in an interview.

4. A ludicrous, would-be actress whose appearance in cinema fails to reveal even the slightest hint of personal embarrassment (see Madonna).

The choice is yours, honey. You can behave like a cultured young lady, or act like Britney Spears.

16. Britney Spears
Things you can do with a Britney spears cd:

Feed it to your dog. It is high in protein.

Use it as a frisbee.

Melt it down and turn it into random shapes.

Use it as a coaster for your coffee.
Anything but listen to it.

19. Britney Spears
a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.

Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.

Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy

Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.

Crazy ass White bitch...
Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!

Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D

Some of you are banned from other sites?

is this a new thing to gang up on someone every two weeks on a sunday so that they never post again? it happened two weeks ago to kira. she's still posting, but anonymously. now andy is the latest target. i guess it's a way of trying to clean house by getting rid of the troublemakers. who will be next?

20. Britney Spears
She's a plastic barbie that has no talent and no morals. In fact, I almost feel a little sorry for her. Wait, no I don't.
She was put together at birth by MATEL.

21. Britney Spears
A pop lip syncher who is beautiful with makeup, but incredibly ugly without it.

Sometimes protrayed as a snobbish white trash girl from the south.

A girl who really needs to clean her tongue. It is as white as the moon. BLECH.. :-\ Don't even want to know where that tongue's been.
Person A: Do you like Britney Spears?
Person B: Sure I do... shes HOT as hell !
Person C: She should be in Porn.. NOT singing!

lol@758 you're a mean one lol

22. britney spears
A young american pop "singer" who seems to be idolized and reflected in the younger generations (esp 12 year old girls). Spears seemed to have some form of talent in her VERY early years but has since continued to reach new lows and now has seemingly lost any intrest in even trying to sing. Her new music relies on the sex appeal of her video rather than the musical content to sell the record. In essence, she is a glorified postitue. I highly doubt it was an accident that her first big CD's sleeve opens directly to a nice pic of her crotch.
Jane: Did you see those protitots in the hall today?
Marie: Yea, its like a Britney invasion.

Maybe Linda will be next.

24. Britney Spears
Slut: Starts of with a hit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time", and yet the whole world finds her innocent. The true vulgarity of the title, is clearly shown and doesn't take a genius to figure. Later goes on to strip to songs such as "I'm a Slave for you". News Flash! Britney, I respect Fat people, but you are just a shame to not only Fat people but to slutty people as well!
Synonym: Rich Bitch

Step-Mom: Does not know how to take care of her children. Much like a monkey, she is fascinated by sitting in the front seat of a car. However, she does it with her baby.

Imitation of Mandy Moore- No matter how hard she tries to be nice, her bitchyness shall not be covered.
"Hey Britney Spears, You drive me crazy!!....I've puked for hours since I saw your last video!"

25. Britney Spears
An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)

26. britney spears
an artificial/superficial pop diva with crappy music, and stinky feet!

(example below):
(from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):

Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.

Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.

The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.

Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.

One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"

urban dictionary, That was halarious!

TO URBAN DICTIONARY, WITH ALL THE COMMENTS, BRITNEY OWN YOUR SORRY ASS! BOW DOWN YOU LITTLE MAGGOT TO QUEEN BRITNEY!

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"

27. Britney Spears
A person without a proper voice (I'm telling the truth,sounds like a frogs croak) with some stupid beats in the background that keep repeating (AHHH!!) and just sells for showing her skin.She looks really ugly (I wonder why people think shes pretty anyway?) and she has no musical talent.WOuld do better starring in porn films for the idiots who like here who buy her just to see pictures of her nude (come on doesn't anyone have morals here?).Listen to REAL music where talent is and where the band members WORK in heir songs and are innovative and good.Listen to metal.Dont just listen to some loser whom you buy just for the pictures on the album flap.

28. britney spears
Generic term for talentless yet popular celebrity, musician, actor, actress etc. Especially applies to talentless persons bouncing between "acting" and "singing".
David Hasselhoff is even more britney spears than Britney Spears.

41. britney spears
A plastic barbie doll.
Known for her popularity such as a "Pop star".
A fake female artist who aimed for little 12 years old now showing all her "plastic goodies" contributing to world wide 12 years old slut break out.
She is so popular not from her "talent" but from people hating her that everyone knows her so now when there is a popular pop star they are compared to this "Britney Spears". What a disgrace to those Asian celebrity having to be compared to a slut, but it's also a great honor since she's so popular and their popularity is being compared not their image. Asian sensations who have been caught in this disaster is BoA,Utada Hikaru, Lee Hyori, and Koda Kumi, and Ayumi Hamasaki.
Britney Spears is all fake and can be usefull for people like Kevin Federline to get money.

Britney=Famous White Trash

42. britney spears
White trash at its finest.
Guy 1: Did you see that skank walking down the street?
Guy 2: Wasn't it Britney Spears?

oh man the urban dictionary stuff is making me lmao while i'm reading and posting them. they have funny people over there for sure.

44. britney spears
A wannabe singer, actress and dancer. She has a weak, nasal, obnoxious voice that it often overwhelmed by cheesy, monotonous, equally obnoxious music (which usually shares the same beat in different songs). She's a total hypocrite, treats her fans badly, and her "singing career" has tanked in recent years; now she just does outrageous things to get attention. I wouldn't be surprised if her baby was just for publicity. If it is, she's bound to turn into "Mommie Dearest." If she doesn't get rid of her child, I'll eat my hat.

She either says "I just want to be a role model for my sister." or "I want to be a role model that everyone can relate to". Not only can she not make up her mind, but she seems totally unaware that she's putting a bad image across: drinking; smoking; having sex outside of wedlock (however common it is); marrying two men in just one year; giving the impression in her songs that women should be whores/subserviant to men.

"...overseas places, like Canada."
"Where is Australia, anyway?"
"Why would anybody want to go there anyway?" Further proof of her lack of intellect and her less-than-kind persona.

And her "act", aka, "strip show"... She's not getting much respect because she's stripping; singing repetitive, monotonous songs; and copying other artists; she's unoriginal.
Britney Spears... aka "Pop Tart," "Hickville Ho," "Bubblegum Bimbo," "Princess of Porn," the list goes on. Where has her "career" gone? She's just an attention seeker.

She might be "proud of her body", but there's a fine line between pride and exploitation.

44's a long funny one

And her "act", aka, "strip show"... She's not getting much respect because she's stripping; singing repetitive, monotonous songs; and copying other artists; she's unoriginal.
Britney Spears... aka "Pop Tart," "Hickville Ho," "Bubblegum Bimbo," "Princess of Porn," the list goes on. Where has her "career" gone? She's just an attention seeker.

She might be "proud of her body", but there's a fine line between pride and exploitation.

47. britney spears
a "singer" who has a voice range of about half an octave.
britney spears sucks

urban dictionary, You have some really awesome funny jokes you have there. Awesome job!

Keep on supporting me and my man guys. I love all the money I make with each word you write on my website. I need that money to send over to my friends to help them cross over into America and take your daddy's job so your daddy will be stuck working at a convenience store and you are forced to get your clothes at yard sales. We are infiltrating your country right now. The more money I make off of you the more I can send to my friends and help bring them over to America even though I make them work for me and pay me back by taking photos of celebrities like Britney and so for me it is a win win situation. I am rolling in dough now. You Americans think you are so smart that someone like me who can barely speak English can not outsmart you. The joke is on you my little chili peppers. My motto for you is "keep coming back"

With all my love

Brandy

53. Britney Spears
Where to start.. she probably lip-sings which would answer why her voice sounds different in public than when she's singing. She's basically a puppet, or a plastic doll. She doesn't even know Canada is NOT across seas from the U.S. How dumb can you get? Let's not forget she doesn't write her own lyrics, which if she did then they'd probably be worse, if they can get any worse. All Brit does is dance and show off her body, she doesn't sing or anything.
Things that make her fake.

1. She has had surgery on her nose.
2. Her breasts are fake too.
3. Her singing is fake.
4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette!

54. Britney Spears
An over-rated pop singer who has contributed nothing more to the music industry than exposed skin and an internet phenomena. Her music consists of a disposable pop annoying track with her making half groan, half singing noises over it.

She is also a rampant attention-seeker. Everytime peopel get bored of her, she pulls a new stunt - the lesbian kiss with Madonna, for example, or the crying on TV, or suicide in her music videos.
Britney Spears is a slutty singer with no talent and a craving for attention.

urban dictionary, That was halarious! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

i'm glad you like them andy. you gotta check out that place those guys are funny as hell!

60. Britney Spears
Noun

1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.

2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.

3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.

4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.
''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''

61. Britney Spears
When you go into a downward spiral & start shaving your head bald and go into rehab.
omfg!!!! that dude just pulled a britney spears!!!! lol

63. britney spears

1. A whore who isn't even worth a penny. She thinks she's cool for wearing these shirts that say ''MILF in traning'' or ''I am the American dream'' or ''I'm a virgin but this is an old t-shirt'' She is the idol of 11-year old sluts everywhere and I feel bad for her son because he will probably develop brain damage later in life. She is married to America's number one wigger Kevin Federline, who ain't worth shit either. Lousiana should be ashamed.

2.The act of walking in a public bathroom with no shoes OR having a quickie marridge to someone but then later divorcing them 55 hours later
1.britney spears is white trash and the people who like her and have good things to say about her are retards

2. I pulled a britney spears last vacation because I couldn't find my other shoe.

3. Sheila: Oh my God did you hear about Angela pulling a britney spears?
Christine: Yea and then she divorced the guy 55 hours later. I could hold a longer relationship than that.

urban dictionary, Do think I would beable to find a book about it at a library? Because I would just love to read about that kind of stuff.

64. Britney Spears
To walk in a public bathroom barefooted.
To wear MILF t-shirts.
To drive a car with baby on front seat.
Britney Spears' career is over

68. britney spears
A tragic waste. She who thinks that she can sing act and dance while being unaware that she sucks big-time (at the three previous things, and on other certain things). She who dresses like a streetwalker, is a complete idiot, is a total hypocrite, has unnatural, silicone-filled breasts, bleached hair, has a fake body/personality/voice and sends out a bad message to children.

This repulsive beast apparently never took a singing lesson in her life and enjoys(enjoyed) drinking underage; doing drugs, smoking, and getting body piercings, breast implants, and tattoos when she said previously that she hated them; squawking like a cat on catnip to some inane, bland, badly-written song; sleeping around with any man that looks attractive to her (and putting down any man who she deems unattractive); and doing anything (from abuse of her fans, among others, to cancelling concerts or stripping at them, to becoming a homewrecker) for attention.

This creature also responds to whore, slut, bitch, tramp, harlot, c@nt, the list goes on.
Britney Spears is merely a streetwalker who got lucky.

urban dictionary, Awesome joke! Keep up the awesome work! Thanks for the laughs!Well, I have to sleep now so goodnight!

hey andy, i gotta go now. i'm glad you didn't let the asswipe bully you into leaving. there’s 18 more pages of really, really funny stuff over there. you can have the urban dictionary moniker (if you it) & wanna use it to post them. nite!!!!!!

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=11&term=britney+spears

andy, i think urban dictionary's only online but maybe it's a book you could check amazon maybe? you can add your own definitions the online one if you want. just pick a new screen name you like and write something funny. it could be lots of fun. nite!!!!!!

GoodNight urban dictionary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nite andy!!!!!!

Goodnight Andy! (someone else)

GoodNight Anonymous! Love ya! GoodNight urban dictionary! Love ya!

Love ya too andy! Have a happy day and laugh a lot tomorrow!!!!!

AND STILL THE DISGUSTING PIG DID NOT WAS HER HAIR WHEN WILL SHE EVER WASH HER HAIR HER DAD AND BROTHER ARE MAKING A LOT OF MONEY OFF OF HER WOULDNT YA THINK THEY WOULD GET HER TO WASH HER HAIR

hey andy, i'm leaving this for you for tomorrow. i checked amazon. the urban dictionary is a book so maybe your library has it too. if they don't have the book you can ask the librarian to get it for you with a inter-library loan. it means your library borrows it from another library so you can check it out and read it. see ya andy.

www.amazon.com/Urban-Dictionary-Fularious-Street-Defined/dp/0740751433

Yay! USA won!

Which event(s)?

men's swimming over France and bball over China

Heard about Bball, but thanks!

HOTTEST PERSON EVER!!!

HOTTEST PERSON EVER!!!

HOTTEST PERSON EVER!!!

Who reads here?

Not anyone of consequence. bye bye

(idle threat, I'll be back but will never read like I used to)

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

hey andy, i'm leaving this for you for tomorrow. i checked amazon. the urban dictionary is a book so maybe your library has it too. if they don't have the book you can ask the librarian to get it for you with a inter-library loan. it means your library borrows it from another library so you can check it out and read it. see ya andy.

www.amazon.com/Urban-Dictionary-Fularious-Street-Defined/dp/0740751433

August 10, 2008 9:04 PM
Posted by: urban dictionary
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Why spend money on this book or wait for an interlibrary loan, when you can "google" every word in the Urban Dictionary and read it for free?

Email JGlad - she was/is the Queen of posts using the words from the Urban Dictionary and the X17 spelling monitor.
"wave", "wave".

6:16-2, so when were you hired as the resident blog monitor?

August 10, 2008 6:18 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
********************
All X17 paid fag hag, fairy princess's are blog monitors. They are like the aggrevating telemarketers who call all day long until you answer the phone.

Telemarketers talk shit, on and on, same as the X17 paid bloggers.

No one can make a comment on this site without a paid X blogger IMMEDIATELY firing back some insulting or stupid ass comment within 1 minute.

Go X paid bloggers, show your ignotrant asses - start your ridiculous replys.

Am I bi-babe, linda, andy, chucky spoiledcheese, am, sunnyday, the kitty face, brandy, regis, ron mexico, michael vick - sorry ladies - I'm the blogger that owns you.

6:16-2, so when were you hired as the resident blog monitor?

August 10, 2008 6:18 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
********************
All X17 paid fag hag, fairy princess's are blog monitors. They are like the aggrevating telemarketers who call all day long until you answer the phone.

Telemarketers talk shit, on and on, same as the X17 paid bloggers.

No one can make a comment on this site without a paid X blogger IMMEDIATELY firing back some insulting or stupid ass comment within 1 minute.

Go X paid bloggers, show your ignotrant asses - start your ridiculous replys.

Am I bi-babe, linda, andy, chucky spoiledcheese, am, sunnyday, the kitty face, brandy, regis, ron mexico, michael vick - sorry ladies - I'm the blogger that owns you.

hi guys
I actually don't wanna post anything tonight..(coz I'm dog tired)But there are some weird posts,
@12:20 PM regis thanks us for our sopport:"Merci de votre appui"..he thanks brit fans for coming here and making him rich..I don't think so regis..you can't be richer or less rich with or without my posts..brit fans don't waste their whole time on this site..we post our best wishes for brit,give some answers to the haters who throw crap at us and then we get the f uck out of here..that's all..you want me to leave this site in the hands of dumbass haters..it's not a cool idea..really not..
whatever..oH my..I'm soo tired..it's been a long day,
I just wanted to reply that post.

well it was pointless, but that's pretty normal for you anyways.

btw,I am NOT amethyst mine..let me repeat it,I AM NOT AMETHYST MINE (as u claim)
she's a jfx poster..
I posted some stuff written in french just to confuse the shit out of you..ha ha..just to f uck with ya..hoo hooo

how in hell can someone think that all brit fans are AM..I'm an 18 year old young woman..and I'm getting engaged very soon..
BELIVE OR NOT,
I AM NOT "AM"!!!!

Nite

11:39PM

Linda hiding in the corner of your closet reading the posts.

Linda, get your butt out of the closet, go look in your mirror and wave hello to "JGlad"

While you're at it give that crazy, whacked out "crack" a message from me:

"finger", "finger"

11:36
..I don't think you're a mean person..seriously..I can understand what
u mean,and I want you to understand me..
some people have to give some answers to
the haters..Brit deserves the best life can offer...so I'll always send my best
wishes...and leave..

(btw AM person rocks on the jfx,such a wonderful woman)

nite!

11:48(sweet baby jesus)
ohh..that's really funny...:))))))))))))

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

b'eye!

g'night;) Linda/Am.

yes goodnight you pathological liar
lmao.

I haven't read this board in months, because of the hateful people here. I see a few of you are still here. You can't stand to see someone else succeed. It must be really miserable to be you, so petty, jealous, shriveled in spirit. You look awful to the world.

I LOVE BRITNEY AND HER MUSIC.

congratulations on your engagement linda. if you are 18 years old as you say you are then i think that's too young to get married. are you pregnant? is that why you are getting married so soon? will you not be posting anymore because of your new life? do tell.

i love britney, she seems healthy im a huge fan, i would rather that she never releases a albumn and just leaves the spotlight forever if that would make her happy, come on she has dedicated her whole life to entertaining us and she done it so well, how can we criticize her life she just wants to be free and live her life for her not us, i would love for her to make a great comeback but only if she is happy about it not forced to do it, and if you dont like britney why read these comments, stories, and post hatefull posts, we love britney here just think when you write your nasty comments, how would you feel if somone wrote stuff like that about you, your mother, your sister and your aunty. Britney is all of them, she is also human just let her be.

love ya brit always have always will

~xXx~

just think of how jayden will realy feel towards his mother as a preteen Steve from Ireland.
Jayden, youngest will be 2 years old this September. He lost his mother fulltime when she went to rehab in APril of 2007. He was only 7 months old and will never ever really have a close mother son bond with his mother.

linda-liar, idiot, hag, bitch, troll.

10:43 chucky cheese works for X17?

...Wow, Brit really is starting to look good. Her skin is glowing in these photos.

What a difference. Great to see.

10:43 chucky cheese works for X17?

August 11, 2008 5:05 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...Wow, I haven't checked X17 in days and you magically post about me as I leave my first post?

Hover over your computer much?! Geez!!

She looks SERIOUSLY HIGH AS A KITE !!!!!! SHE ALWAYS LOOKS STONED. A DRUG INDUCED SMILE. NICE SHITNEY. YOU GO GIRL. ALL PART TIME MOTHERS SHOULD BE THIS HAPPY. I'M SURE YOUR KIDS NEW MOMMY WILL MAKE THEM SMILE !!

awesome :]
u go brit , show'em wt u got baybay ;]

Like OMG, people like really do love me, like OMG, I can't sing, I can't hang onto a man, I can't be a mother, I can't function without a babysitter 24/7, like OMG, I am such a superstar, like the VMA's want me because I am the shit, like OMG, or is it TO BOOST THEIR RATINGS!!! Like OMG, get a clue, Britney Spears is a talentless c*nt that doesn't deserve to be in the news at all.

Loser didn't even want her kids. I hate this woman.

No...I don't think she looks good. I think she still looks like shit. She always looks like a trainwreck.

very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so hot!

Britney looks awesome!

Team Miley, isn't it sad and pathetic that Miley copies Britney? "Breakout" Hmmm seems like a very similar title to Britney's latest cd called "Blackout". Wow, what a poser bitch. No matter what, Britney was always genuinely nice. She didn't have to poke fun at her rivals on the internet. Nor did she release pictures of her nude and then say "It was a mistake". Despite Britney's problems she's a professional when she's working. She doesn't feel the need to mock anyone and then lie about it later. Also, Britney's famous on her own. Her father isn't a washed-up country singer (who had one hit and brought back the mullet). Miley's a brat who's famous because of Daddy. And no matter what, Miley NEVER will put on a show better than Britney. Britney had energy and real showmanship. Miley just bops her head around.

Have you seen Miley Cyrus? She looks like a Chipmunk. Even when Britney was frumpy and "fat" she was still better looking. I'll take Britney 2007 over Miley any day.

I'm sick of seeing that stupid ass who's
called Miley around.What a moron.The media should just stop reporting on her
dumb ass.She takes up space on the net.
She's just a talentless,rat faced moron.
How does the Cd of hers work out??
What a waste of plastic!

WOW BABY..BRITNEY LOOKS SO HOT!

2:48
ohh thanks..We plan to get
engaged before Christmas.Yea I'm 18
but I'm turning 19 soon.
lol everybody tells me so,people think that 18 is too young to get married.I guess they're right.Actually we wanna stay engaged for a while and make some plans for the future before we get married..a year or more,time will tell.
I wanna have my own family .bi the way nooo,I'm not pregnant:))but I wanna have babies ,motherhood must be beyond amazing.
I like gossip blogs and I know most girls do it too,and I'll probably come and go to see britney..I love her as if she were my elder sister,I kinda look like her and I'm proud of it..
off to have some breakfast,
see ya:)

She looks amazing. Look at that smile! Seriously, she looked the best in the last month than she has in years.

thank you for responding to me linda. be careful with what you say on here. remember kira's personal info was used against her. i see that she attacked you again anonymously at 4:57am.

3:21
thanks for your sweet care,that's all I
can tell about myself..no more personal
info,you're so right..
responding to such a sweet person like u
is a pleasure for me,thanks again:)

nite!

you guys are pathetic. You are hating on Britney and she still could care less. She looks hot here. How can you compare Miley to her. Britney made shit possible for all the new people like rihanna miley jonas brothers.

If u dont know everything 'bout her life that she's a good mom or not , plz shut yr mouth up , wat we can see is that she was so great and now she comes back successfully !
Steve 9:47 ---> u r rite , miley ,rihanna... are really really BRITNEY'S SHIT !!!!
They are all new and some of them are also really sick and really bad singer like Miley ;D so dont say that who is the worst , just say that how big is the star! so funny to compare Miley , Rihanna with Brit ! ;)) All the new singers have no chance to compare with Britney ! She's been the biggest star over 10 yrs since she was a teenage singer!