Britney Takes Her Dogs Out!

Where is London?

I do not believe he is living with her but if he was so what?

Those poor, poor dogs ..... can't they take away custody of them, too? Oh, and I see the boots are back.

what? BRIT!!!ryan

maybe he really care about her

if it's true that she's planning on moving to Pakistan with him to be his wife.... will she have to wear a burka?

I guess those dogs are replacements for the 2 kids she's going to lose. Hope she treats her dogs better.

Anon 4:29 - I was thinking the same thing, but she has those poor dogs out and about EVERYWHERE instead of, oh, keeping them at home or playing with them in the yard - typical pet owner things. Just like when she shuttled her boys up and down Robertson or shopping for chandeliers or running to Starbucks, etc. etc. It's all about Britney.

What is wrong with this girls eyes!?!?!? He is nasty!!

That bit bit is the cutest dog. I hope Britney is finding what she's looking for with this guy. I think only time will tell, but it seems too soon for "love". She's still not over Kevin, so she got another boy toy to replace him and is carrying those dogs around to replace JJ and SP. Damn, this is all just too sad.
DAMMIT BRITNEY! Wake up! Snap out of it.

Ha!

Remember when MADnan was a regular human bean like the rest of us? Now check his bad self out!

Man got permanent shades like his meal ticket. He so cool now. MADnan's on the inside.

He's all up in that thang!

By the way, check out the last pic. Does girlfriend have her some meaty calves or what? Look like the boots barely fit over them thar hams.

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The daily life of just one person is really stupid to cover over and over and over. Be honest, you want to be there when she drops dead, kills someone or both? This is sooooo played out!!!!

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* Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment
* A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation
* Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self
* Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., spending, sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, binge eating)
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awww!!she looks so sweet n so cute...awww im us happy shes ok now yayaya!!
cute pupz brit...go adz!!!u and britney are sweettt!!!!
lol!!!

A cute Britney???

There is NOTHING cute about this whore, she is UGLY, inside an out.

I am concerned that she is allowed to have the dogs. I love animals and I can't stand to see this worthless bitch parading them around like a purse.
She doesn't care about animals, do you think she walks them and feeds them?
no she just dresses them up like the fucked up little bimbo whore that she is. What is even more fucked up is that the animal cruelty people don't come and rescue the dogs from this evil whores clutches. She is like Cruella Di Ville or the Wicked Witch Of The West from mthe Wizzard of Oz. She isn't going to do right my them. These puppies need loving homes. It breaks my heart to see this whore using them only to abandon them when she has had enough.
just like she did with her kids.
She is worthless. And NOT mentally ill, just an attention starved, narcissistic
self absorbed whore!

www.allisims.com has disappeared. hmmm..... how funny.

if it's true that she's planning on moving to Pakistan with him to be his wife.... will she have to wear a burka?

January 13, 2008 4:28 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

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Yes, but she'll have a pink wig and gucci sunglasses over it, and you'll be able to see the brown boots when the wind whips around her legs.

I'm sure those dogs are enjoying the hullabaloo and the flashes in their faces. Stupid bitch. Why doesn't she just stay the fuck home and play with her dogs?

Who let the dogs out? (Woof)

I love Adnan and Britney...long live this relationship!!!!!!

if it's true that she's planning on moving to Pakistan with him to be his wife.... will she have to wear a burka?

January 13, 2008 4:28 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

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Yes, but she'll have a pink wig and gucci sunglasses over it, and you'll be able to see the brown boots when the wind whips around her legs.

Her clothing choices are hideous. This dress looks like grandmas tablecloth. At least it's not see through.

WHERE'S CARLA?

you-hou London.... you can come out from hiding, the tirade of last Thursday night is long over. The coast is clear, well.... maybe for now!

Poor animals look just as scared as tater-tot and small fry were just before she lost custody.
As for the boots, need we comment further at this time? Clearly we now know she's unstable, and is in need of help. Hopefully when she does she'll realize those boots need to go. Wait a minute! Could they be magic boots that cause her to go nuts? We can only hope they will help get her to the court tomorrow!

"hey dumb bitch, wipe them there feet before you climb into my new Mercedes, you done got dog shit on the bottom of yer boot!"

Well...if he's telling everyone about how wild and crazy sex is with her, then my guess is he isn't sleeping on the couch.Why do any of us even care about them? She's insane, and he's using her...

4:40....

Britney freaked the other night an' killed Carla. THAT'S why they took a sneaky flight to South Of The Boarder. They were droppin' the body off somewhere out in the desert.

Carla's gone to that Assistant's Cloud In The Sky.
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x17 WHY? are you always late with everything?? other sites had these up 2 days ago.

Anyone else notice that woman behind them in the first set of pics. She's blonde, has a dark sweater and wearing glasses. Is she following them? it looks like the walked a good distance and she is still behind them.

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Her relationship and visitation with her children is in limbo with countdown until tomorrow. This fruit cake is out and about with her pups, smiling for the paps, not a care in the world. Why the hell isn't she either at home or at her lawyer's office preparing for her day in court??? Why??? Because the self-centered whore doesn't care about anyone but herself! Heard they were out shopping for furniture this weekend.... a coffin??

From the outhouse to the penthouse baby!!

Rasputin

He's bad now, wait'll she kicks him to the curb. Poor schlep, be back out there on the outside snapping pics again.

DOGGONE IT!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE BIT-BIT AND LONDON?
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE BITCHES?
KIBBLES AND SHIT?

He would not be allowed to marry her in his country. Hes muslim-they would kill him - AFTER he turned over all her money. But no one here would hear from her again if she went to Pakistan. And he should get that ridiculous thing off his chin & a mohawk on a pakastani guy is as stupid as it can get. Do these people REALLY think they look good? I'll bet they get high at night & laugh like the loons they are.

eat it, lick it, snort it and fuck it are the names of her 4 personalities.

they all come with different hair colors and accents. clothing optional

in stores soon.

What kept the women in the pics from verbally lashing out at this sorry excuse as a mother.

AH, such a diva.

Why isn't this dumb bitch spending every second this weekend with her lawyers trying to figure out how to get her kids back? Nice to see that she has got her priorities straight.

I hope she loses all custody -- no visitation rights whatsoever. She obviously doesn't care anyway.

People writing such harsh comments do not make themselves any better by doing so. They look extremely low.

She should add a shoe store and hair salon to one of her daily outings. I think we'd all be impressed!

BRITNEY WILL GET HER BOYS BACK!

BRITNEY ALWAYS WINS!

QUEEN B RULES!!!!!!

Have you ever thought that maybe he's her business partner. He takes pictures, she gets a cut. they establish a new website, she gets a cut. The other paps play up their relationship because its their secret
fantasy. Britney's crazy like a fox.

Saw all these yesterday. I hate to say it but finalpixx's blog has the pics up very fast. Then Hollywood.tv and then Breatheheavy when Jordan isn't in his room screaming, "Why can't she love ME? WHY GOD?"

Even Perez is ahead of this site. So much for that "special relationship" you guys have with Brit. I know I will be glued to TMZ tomorrow. Anyone know when the hearing starts?

Gorgeous! Go to the court like that!
Now you have a car big enough for 2 kids.

Both doggies are so cute but the little chihuahua is just adorable, poor thing looks afraid tho.

X17!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
X17!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
X17!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
X17!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
X17!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
X17!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

yes, finally someone gets it. he has been HIRED by her dumbasses. he's her assistant or bodyguard/protector etc. while she's going thru a bunch of bullshit. she probaly figured with his experience with the paps and how long he's known her, he has the experience and know how and can be trusted to do the job right. looks to me like he is. so fuck off dumb asses who are saying a bunch of crap.

She TOTALLY stole that white furry dog and we saw it happen. Queen Brit gets away with another crime.

Ewww....what's on her boot heels in the last photo? Dog poop?

Maybe it's the toxic fumes from her smelly boots that's making her go crackers.

QB4EVAH...

She ain't rulin' much these days. Hardly even herself, she's so whacked.

"Queen B" be more like Queer B, as in Weird B or Crazy B.

You Brit-Twits really need to find something else other than a skank-o-matic self-destructing lame pop singer for your life's validation.

Um...jus' sayin, ya know.

Good luck with all that.
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There is NOTHING cute about this whore, she is UGLY, inside an out.

I am concerned that she is allowed to have the dogs. I love animals and I can't stand to see this worthless bitch parading them around like a purse.
She doesn't care about animals, do you think she walks them and feeds them?
no she just dresses them up like the fucked up little bimbo whore that she is. What is even more fucked up is that the animal cruelty people don't come and rescue the dogs from this evil whores clutches. She is like Cruella Di Ville or the Wicked Witch Of The West from mthe Wizzard of Oz. She isn't going to do right my them. These puppies need loving homes. It breaks my heart to see this whore using them only to abandon them when she has had enough.
just like she did with her kids.
She is worthless. And NOT mentally ill, just an attention starved, narcissistic
self absorbed whore!

HEY CINDY YOU MORON, HIS COUNTRY IS THE UK AND HE CAN MARRY WHOEVER THE FUCK HE LIKES HERE , HE COULD EVEN MARRY A MAN IF HE WANTED UNLIKE IN YOUR RETARDED COUNTRY.
AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.
I WISH TO GOD AN EARTHQUAKE WOULD WIPE YOU ALL OUT YOU HEARTLESS CUNTS.

She doesn't care about her kids or her dogs! In the video of this same shopping outing, she is smoking with the dogs in the car.

looks to me he is still wearing his wedding ring....bet he is more of her assistant.

looks to me he is still wearing his wedding ring....bet he is more of her assistant. which would be nice, she needs a male in her life.

Please Adnan, help her to court, and you will be a hero!
Do the right thing!

Please Adnan, help her to court, and you will be a hero!
Do the right thing!

5:17 Do you see the irony in your own comment? Talk about stupid Americans, you need to take a good look at yourself and where YOU come from.

Please Adnan, help her to court, and you will be a hero!
Do the right thing!

5:12
...so that's why there are pictures of them kissing, right? And of them sharing licks of the same sucker on a hotel balconey while she's wearing a top and no pants. Right.

5:20 i agree , didn't any of you see the pics of thm kissing and the one with him feeding her in the street.
people on this site are a bunch of racist assholes who can't bare the fact that she's dating a non white person.
you all need to worry about your sorry little lives you bunch of jobless, fat, housewives.

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HERE'S HOPIN' TEAM FEDERLINE AMKES THE

GRADE TOMORROW AND PUTS THE SMACKDOWN

ON TEAM SWAMP SLUT!!

NOW WHO'S WITH ME ON THIS...

......GIMME A HELL YEAH!!...

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She'll need to take lots of 'vitamins' before she goes to court, IF she goes. I think Adnanny will encourage her to go but once she gets there, look out! It's show time!!!

What a bitch! doesn't she realize that all those flashes from the paps cameras will hurt the puppies eyes?
what a cruel selfish bitch, somebody call APCA asap. I don't care what dis-order she claims to have, she has no right whatsoever to treat those animals like that.

The bitch shouldn't need help to court. Those are her children, what about the love a mother SHOULD have for her children do you not understand? NO ONE should have to help, force, convince or bribe her to go to court to fight for them. Hell if she loved them more than herself, it would never have got to this point.

5:24
1. I have a job. A good one.
2. I'm not fat. At all.
3. I'm not a housewife.

So, what do you have to say for yourself now, baby Einstein?

TWINSIES!!

AWWWW CUTE:)

THEY BOTH HAVE THE SAME RECEDING HAIRLINES!!

At least he seems to have gotten her to wear more clothes more of the time.

GOOD LUCK KEVIN, KEEP'M SAFE

Funny, Heehawg!

Bratney mus' have her many "vitamins" before her high noon in court tomorrow cuz we all know they're the breakfast of champions.

Champion swamp sluts that is.

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One HELL, YEAH from me (sorry, I can't do bold face)!!!

HELL YEAH!!!

5:24 second, exactly!
Let them live in love and peace!

She shows more affection to those dogs than she does to her kids. Sad.

OMG she is not even supporting the back of the tiny dog. What the fuck is wrong with her? she is just evil, she is rotten inside.

He sleeps on the couch? Right. Even if they weren't fooling around, there's got to be at least one other bed in the house for "guests." Where do Brit's mom and sister sleep when they stay there? So, I don't believe the couch bit. She's a millionaire...she could spring for an air mattress at least.

all i hear all day long is oh those poor kids blah blah blah, those poor dogs blah blah.
she's speaking with an english accent! quick call the cops.
oh she took a break with her boyfriend! allert the FBI!she's wearing a white dress !!!omg!!! call the president, allert oprah.
you people are fucking pathetic.
what are your kids doing while you're chained to the computer, reading about some poor sick woman's misery . congratulations you should be proud.

5:32 She's probably holding that puppy like she was holding Sean when he went flying backwards out of her one arm (she held a vodka tonic in the other - classy, I know).

Hey,...

ya s'pose MADnan The Pap Man yells out "ALLAH AKBAR!!" at the special moment when he's got Slutney on all fours amid the dogshit on her carpet?

Just...idly wonderin'.

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tmz reported that britney was taking a bunch of prozac the day the drama went down at her house... prozac has been known to cause people to be mentally insane and thoughts of suicide are also a side effect.. so is depression and sleeplessness... check it out maybe she just needs to get OFF her meds

X17 is still pretty bitter that Adnan got Britney. Just be nice. Ask one of your guys to go after Lindsay Lohan.
Team Britnan

X17 is still pretty bitter that Adnan got Britney. Just be nice. Ask one of your guys to go after Lindsay Lohan.
Team Britnan

5:34 Are you the same moron who didn't see the irony in their previous post?? You JUST said, "All I hear all day long.....". Do you see the irony??????
No wonder they call Americans DUMB with people like you on the loose.

Her knees look swolen. Her arms look chunky. SHE looks ugly.
It's all over for her tomorrow. There is no way she will show up for court.
Thank GOD. The kids will live to see another birthday !

5:35 Rasp LMAO!!!

TEAM BRITNAN FOEVER.

P, but the cops refuses to protect her tomorrow. Today they protect her. Strange.

I'm sorry but why would u take ur dogs to go look at furniture? What u going to ask them if they like maple or oak tables? Wanna know what they think about a cream colored couch? Come on Britney, stay home and learn to be NORMAL. Tell your other personalities to go take a vacation and just be you. Don't act all crazy and mental. And don't take your animals to a store unless it's petco!

Hmmm...

in keepin' with that last post's theme..
..er...ya think they both keep ther really groovy shades on while they're makin' really greasy, stanky swamp slut/Brummy Pap lust?

Jus'...thinkin' out loud, as it were.

.........YOU GO, K-FED!!!........

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534

I don't know about any one else, but my children are raised, they are at home with their children, doing, oh, I don't know, homework. Sometimes they ride four wheelers, play outside.
Don't ask where my kids are, I did my job and taught them well, to be loving, caring parents. So if I want to sit here all day long, that's my business.

Yeah sure he's sleeping on the couch. X17--you should know better than that. Of ALL people you guys should know SPIN when you hear it!

540(2)

I don't know where they are in the pics above, but TMZ said the sheriffs won't escort her tomorrow. They're tired of her antics and lack of cooperation.

He wears 2 pinky rings, no wedding band

BRIT ON BROADWAY: HELLO DUMMY*FUNKY GIRL*MY FAIR LOONEY*A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE GAS STATION*GENTLEMEN PREFER THONGS*I CAN GET IT FOR YOU SHOPLIFTING*CALL ME MORON*A LITTLE NIGHT DRIVING*DAMN PANTIES*STARBUCKS EXPRESS*CHITTY CHITTY DING DANG*ON A CLEAR DAY YOU CAN SEE MY VAGINA*THE MUSIC MANIAC*THE SOUND OF LIP-SYNCING*7/11 NIGHT FEVER*UNSINKABLE SMELLY BROWN BOOTS*THE PAP & I*BYE BYE BIRDBRAIN*KEVITA*PAPARAZZI HORROR PICTURE SHOW*MY SISTER JAMIE LYNN*LIL' ADNAN*NO BABES IN ARMS*DIRTY ROTTEN DEPOSITIONS*THE OSAMA GAME*LEGALLY BALD

5:42 #2!!!

.......SHITNEY...SMEARS!!!!......

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaahahahhaaaaaaa!!!

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5:40 They said they won't be at the courthouse at the appointed time because she never shows up anyway. But IF she goes with her attorney at the appointed time, then they WILL come to the courthouse.

Hey Britney-You forgot London!

5:35 last,
yes Prozac is really dangerous to overdose. Makes you sleepless and confused and can make you psychotic.

Britt 5:40...

maybe she's gettin' her li'l doggies' opinion on which couch is dog piss and dog shit worthy.

After all, they IS more important than her kids...y'all!

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I can't imagine the fear Kevin is feeling about what the outcome could be tomorrow. GOOD LUCK KEVIN, KEEP'M SAFE

Rasputin

SHITNEY SMEARS.....That's what he yells out at that 'special moment' AAHHHHHHHHHH SHITNEY SMEARS!!!!!!!!

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Ah gawd, I really love raggin' on The Sleazyanna Swamp Slut!

I really do.

'S like makin' fun of the GOPervs' illegitmate dumbfuck "president" Dubya.

Both make it so easy to hammer on 'em, like shootin' dead fish inna barrel.

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Well at least she has the dogs . Do you think she calls them Sean and Jayden. The SPCA may be ready to go to court to take them away due to the fact that she at hotels more than home.

"5:24
1. I have a job. A good one.
2. I'm not fat. At all.
3. I'm not a housewife.

So, what do you have to say for yourself now, baby Einstein?

January 13, 2008 5:28 PM
Posted by: Heehawg "
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Poster ar 5:24 was obviously talking about themselves. That poster is
a fat, housewife, with no job, who sits on her ass watching, Jerry Springer, and Jenny Jones all day long while collecting the welfare check.
Isn't that right 5:24????(second one)

P,
Do you mean that he's nervous that she *might* get visitation or that she might go berserk or both?

P, you can see the cops in the same "showup" on tmz-video. Same dress, same dogs.

However, later research among larger U.K. samples have suggested there are 3 different aspects to celebrity worship; Maltby, and the aforementioned psychologists(2) examined the Celebrity Attitude Scale among 1732 United Kingdom respondents (781 males, 942 females) who were aged between 14 and 62 years and found the following 3 dimensions to celebrity worship:

[edit] Entertainment-social

This dimension comprises attitudes that fans are attracted to a favorite celebrity because of their perceived ability to entertain and become a social focus such as “I love to talk with others who admire my favorite celebrity” and “I like watching and hearing about my favorite celebrity when I am with a large group of people”.

[edit] Intense-personal

The intense-personal aspect of celebrity worship reflects intensive and compulsive feelings about the celebrity, akin to the obsessional tendencies of fans often referred to in the literature; for example “I share with my favorite celebrity a special bond that cannot be described in words” and “When something bad happens to my favorite celebrity I feel like it happened to me’”.

[edit] Borderline-pathological

This dimension is typified by uncontrollable behaviors and fantasies regarding scenarios involving their celebrities, such as “I have frequent thoughts about my favorite celebrity, even when I don’t want to” and “my favorite celebrity would immediately come to my rescue if I needed help”.

[edit] See also

P, oh wait, you can see the female cop behind Adnan in the third pic here.

Man, P ...

Her whole show is so fuckin' whacky! I could see MADnan The Pap Man yellin' ou both...

"AHHHH MY DEAREST SHITNEY!! SHITNEY SMEARS! HOW I LOVE YOU ON ALL FOURS ON YOUR DOGSHIT ENCRUSTED CARPETING! THIS SCENT WILL ALWAYS REMIND ME OF OUR LUST...ER...LOVE!

ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Heehawg

He is more worried about her gettig even limited visitation, 2-3 hour blocks. It would be so hard to let those little guys go back to her, scary.

britard
the beverlly hillbilly probably puts her dog threw a TON of abuse
she cant take care of herself
a baby
or a dog
shes a fuckin tard

Ha!

Remember when MADnan was a regular human bean like the rest of us? Now check his bad self out!

The Pap Man got permanent shades like his meal ticket. He so cool now. MADnan's on the inside.

He's all up in that thang!

Notice, too, how MADnan don't look the humble nice guy he appeared in pics before. Now he da Man he gotta represent!

Can't be smilin' an at ease anymore he gotta p'tect his 'vestment!

MADnan's gotta do whatta MADnan's gotta do, y'all!

Allah Akabar!
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Rasputin

ROLMAO, but I don't think it was lust or love, just had an itch to scratch. convenience. ew

I think he's a bit of everything. He knows how to dodge the paps, he chauffuers her around, etc. If he isn't he boyfriend, he's definitely something, PA's don't go around deep throating their bosses like they were doing.

242. America is enmeshed in a harmonic convergence of celebrity infatuation. Celebrities fill our magazines and our TV screens. Celebrities tell us what books to read. What shoes to buy. What perfume to wear. And, of course, celebrities seek our votes. The nation's new manifest destiny is a non-stop celebration of all things famous. It is good. It is bad. And it is ugly.

"There's a celebrity stalker in all of us," says James Houran, an academic clinical psychologist who has researched celebrity worship. "We need celebrities as much as we need food, water and shelter. We need them to feel connected."

You know what? This is where I live, Manhattan Beach. People are saying she's going to move here.

I feel like I'm in Rear Window. Like I've crossed to the other side of the screen. I follow the gossip blogs, watch Britney's every move, and now this addled creature is wandering around on my turf.

I was out today but didn't see her or her dogs. There is quite a commotion downtown though, lots of people astir. Pretty soon this place'll look like Louisiana. Britney is making everything unreal.

I do not believe he is living with her but if he was so what?

January 13, 2008 4:26 PM - Okay

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since you seem to be a little confused as to the SIGNIFICANCE of whether he's living w/her, i'll ENLIGHTEN you... that would mean that -

UNFITNEY'S A STUPID CHEAP SLUT!!

what other kind of person shacks up w/someone in less than three weeks other than a slutty stupid one? d-u-h!

So they fit together, he can teach her how to act like a woman.
He's a gentleman, I think.
I don't think she will get visitation-rights immediately, but maby later, if she is stable for a while.

Adnan is her assistant...she hired him because he knows the inside.

Shes acting goofy because Kfed ripped her heart out and stomped on it. Lord knows if half the women commenting went thru a breakup in the public eye they wouldnt look too good either.

She is really gonna take the Dogs out tomorrow. you wait and see..

She loves those kids. I think her Mother is to blame for the bad publicity. I think her mother shouldnt have taken Kfed's side. I think her Mother lives thru her daughter and needs to stop. Jealous hag. Dont let the door hit you, where the Dog should have bit you!

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...........SOIRDUCALME...........

You have our deepest sympathies. best of luck on that. Here's hopin' the Swamp Slut and her Pap Man do not squat in your zone.

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maybe he really care about her

January 13, 2008 4:27 PM - panama

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maybe monkeys do regularly fly out of madonnas butt.

Simon Dumenco, a columnist for Folio:, a magazine about the magazine industry, goes further, remarking that gossip pages are "the magazine equivalent of crack. "

"These magazines are proliferating for the same reason prescriptions of antidepressants and other psychotropic drugs are proliferating," he says. "They dull our emotional pain."

PLEASE SAVE US, PETA!!!!!!

6:14 Just how long ago was that break-up? Wasn't over a year ago????

Britney is still hot. Amazing...Someone saw she had a personal blog on Interracialloves.com with her hot pictures and blogs. It's a private site for diversely ethnic singles. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture.

Simon Dumenco, a columnist for Folio:, a magazine about the magazine industry, goes further, remarking that gossip pages are "the magazine equivalent of crack. "

"These magazines are proliferating for the same reason prescriptions of antidepressants and other psychotropic drugs are proliferating," he says. "They dull our emotional pain."

Ha!

Jglad, ya got that right. One moment he's just another snap-happy photog waitin' for the money shot, the next he's IN the money shot!

Man, Crapney makes sluts look like clean virginal girls.

GIMME A HELL YEAH FOR TEAM K-FED!!
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MissMoJo
That is not an excuse, public breakup.
Many people have survived public breakups and survived. She needs to stop with the pity party.

That bit bit is the cutest dog. I hope Britney is finding what she's looking for with this guy. I think only time will tell, but it seems too soon for "love". She's still not over Kevin, so she got another boy toy to replace him and is carrying those dogs around to replace JJ and SP. Damn, this is all just too sad.
DAMMIT BRITNEY! Wake up! Snap out of it.

January 13, 2008 4:32 PM - Britneychoosesdeath

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THAT's NOT BIT BIT!! BIT BIT BIT THE DUST A LOOOOOONG TIME AGO! =P that little dog there is a BIT BIT *REPLACEMENT*!!

SHE EVEN REPLACES THE DOGS IN HER LIFE!

i bet BIT BIT left her for a better pet owner/parent just like the kids are getting ready to do...

KEVIN and his buddy freaks are out. THey are getting desperate.

They cannot blackmail Brit anymore.

I know that she hurt your MALE EGO ..but get over it

although hurt smart male ego can let go.

this one just simply cannot. Calling someone names is just desperation and sign of weakness

I'm thinkin' Bit Bit is in doggie heaven. We can only hope he's not with the ditch pig any longer.

Kevin isn't showing any sign of desperation. Where did you see that?

Man, Crapney makes sluts look like clean virginal girls.

GIMME A HELL YEAH FOR TEAM K-FED!!
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January 13, 2008 6:22 PM - RasputinsLiver

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ya think that was enough? ;)

SHE NEEDS TO TAKE THAT WEAVE OUT !

She looks pretty. And sad. Maybe she's not sad. But if I were her, i'd be sad. Her life is a shitstorm. It's so sad.

Hmm...

shall we have a look-see at all the various Briterms we all use?

Lessee..

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney...

Ummm...anyone else want to add to that list?
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this one just simply cannot. Calling someone names is just desperation and sign of weakness

January 13, 2008 6:27 PM - bye bye

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making *CrAzY* lies up in a last ditch effort to prop up your false shitney idol is what i'd call 'DESPERATE' & a sign of 'BRITARDEDNESS'...

lol! *WiNk!* xoxo ~ jglad

DAMN STRAIGHT, JGLAD!

HERE'S HOPIN' KAPLAN CLEANS TEAM-TWATNEY'S CLOCK!!

Countin' down the hours, y'all!!

Bet that skank's one helluva nervous wreck, as she should be. She's probably downin' her "vitamins" like she was chowin' Cheetos!

I just don't see her makin' it in tomorrow.

But if she does, which Brit are we all on the same page hopin' will show up? Pink Wig Britney? Brunette/British Britney? Blonde Valley Girl Brit?

Man, just think of the possible shenanigans with any of those in court!

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Bald Britney w/umbrella. She's on a mission. 'Guys, please don't do this.'

To cindy: A muslim would be far greater for her than any loser that you probably suck and fuck.

No one of us can know how it feels like to be that famous and rich. Going through this business, do what the manager tells you when you'r pregnant and have small kids and suddenly realise your husband is cheating on you. Everything all over the worlds news. A mother and father who didn't listen to you and just tryed to controll you when it was to late. At the same time go through a divorse.
So many ppl insulting her and saying she doesn't love her kids. And that she's fat and ugly...
That's when she began to act erratic and not as nice and sweet like she used to. She realised the world is cruel.
She went more crazy and the ppl on the bandwagon turned more against her.
She lost her self-respect and got cruel sometimes and finally she pissed off the photografers in english accent.
Aren't you contented and glad that she stopped answere theire questions so nicely?
Aren't you glad Kevin has the kids?

To "FOR STEPHANIE!"--

Priceless!! I really needed to laugh after reading all this hate mail.

P.S. No way is she gonna show tomorrow.

So now that all KNOW there will be no come back! how long b4 this dumb ass is flat broke!?

No...LOLA, ...

Twatney does NOT "look pretty".

She looks like somethin' the neighbor's dog left on his yard after havin' a squat and a grunt or two.

And that's not the look of sadness. That's the look of...

FUCKING CRAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZY!!

Er...um...just...sayin', ya know.

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She looks so beautiful in this picture!!! She is pretty and has extremely good taste in clothes.... Love.love the dog in her hands!!!!!!!!!!
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5:17pm

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO GO BACK IN THE WATER.

Rasp, you forgot Unfitney!

She is worthless. And NOT mentally ill, just an attention starved, narcissistic
self absorbed whore!

January 13, 2008 4:36 PM - Anonymous

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yeah i'm with you & NARC (see his borderline personality disorder post above yours)... i also tend to think NARCISSISTIC persoanlity disorder as well...

she's BRITNEY BITCH!! =P

Whoa, P!

I forgot about Bald Britney! Man, if the Britney showed up again tomorrow in court, complete with umbrella flailing, oh man, she'd be rushed back to Ceders-Sinai post haste!

Bald Britney. That one's a keeper!

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Brit Brit is my rolemodel i envy her life :)

Rasp,
And Clitney, lol

Briterms, or Britslurs...continued:

Lessee..

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney, 13)Unfitney, ...

I read that someone was at her house today giving her a new weave and that she had a stylist select an outfit for her to wear. SO, I'm thinking, sadly, that she won't entertain us with her hideous looks. We can only hope that she uses her British accent and goes berserk inside the courtroom. *sigh*

And Fuckney

First if all...someone please knock he down, dawn a hazmat suit and PLEASE take those damn boots to the biohazard dump. All that money and she wears the same Friggin shoes over and over... all 3 pairs of them along with the same repayed pair of clothes.
IS it just me or does she appear to hold and like her dogs better than she eve held or reacted with her kids.
Sad.....I bet those dogs have some stories...someone call the dog whisperer LOL

4:38 #1 or 4:39#1 (take your pic, it double posted)...

i dunno why, but that *VISUAL* made me tickled pink!! maybe it was the pink wig under the burka!! haha!!

I see "Queen JGlad" and his band of imaginary "Rabid Pit Bulls" have been holding court all day again.

Heehawg, you'r really getting bad Karma for your bad wishes. Hateful bitch.

Well, Heehawg,...

seems to me that was today. Now, ya think she's gonna get a good night's ZZZs? I don;t think so, not without some powerful "vitamins".

And in the world of Twatney, why, tomorrow's a light year away and she could hit the morning fryin' like an old hippy still enjoyin' his last LSD trip on March 13, 1968.

It's a real gamble for Team-Slutney.

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Briterms, or Britslurs...continued:

Lessee..

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney, 13)Unfitney, 14)Clitney ...

7:00 Thank you for that profound observation that no one but you can see.

Yeah, and either RasputinsLiver is one of them or JGlad is using his name.

If you really are interacting with JGlad, RasputinsLiver, stop. You'd better get on here and disassociate yourself from this wackjob pronto.

WHERE'S CARLA?

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i think CARLA is in the DOGHOUSE because when the POLICE & PARAMEDICS came to shitney's home last thursday, she told them that UNFITNEY had been popping pills all day (her *VITAMINS* as she liked to refer to them!)...

oh the shitster is in deep trouble now!! i wonder if they are gonna make CARLA testify tomorrow along w/oSAMa...? oSAMa reportedly said they *KNEW* her breakdown was coming but they didn't think it was gonna be that big to the cops himself...

oh GOODY! GOODY GUMDROPS!! i can't wait 'til tomorrow!! =P

*stumbles in wearily* man those inlaws just pop up outta nowhere...hey guys...Britney still crazy???

7:03 Yes, and I'm the ONLY one on this thread with those wishes. I feel so ashamed - NOT.

JGlad, do you know what time tomorrow?
7:05. I'm so over you.

Jeez, Jglad...

couldn'tchya just see her wearin' the pink wig under a burka?

And the boots!

MADnan's fambuhly would be so proud to welcome this virginal angel into their home!

Hahahahahahaaaa!!!

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Goodmorning! It's 4 AM here, you'r all to late!!

Briterms, or Britslurs...continued:

Lessee..

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney, 13)Unfitney, 14)Clitney, 15)Fuckney ...

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I wanna see the wog OVER the burka

Rasp

Is there a way to REvirginize her? I think not, off with the head.

www.vipgossip.net

wig *lol* but if she can find a wog she should wear that too

hahahaha!! yep juxy, she's still coo-koo for cocoa puffs!!

...& so are her delusional fans!! ;)

7:05PM - HeeHawg

So Einstein - you got xray vision to see it, that you replied! Guess you must be one of "Queenie's" Rabid Dogs, aye Cujo.

LOSER

Heehawg, for what it's worth, I think that karma/good wishes stuff is just a hoax.
I did consider that it might be true for awhile, so I sent secret Jedi mind messages to Johnny Depp to appear butt nekked on my doorstep.
I sent him a LOT of messages, he ain't showed yet.
I think your karma is safe.

7:03 F33, you're an idiotic twat.

If anyone has bad Karma it's Britney Spears. Anything anyone says on an internet blog is NOTHING compared to holding your children hostage and losing all custody because you are a selfish spoiled drug-addicted bitch!

The visual of the wig over the burka and the boots, her walking through the sands like a duck, she has a waddle to her walk.

I have the feeling that even if someone did REvirginize her, they'd have to start all over half an hour later

What is wrong with you x17? Do you guys even remember that this chick is messed!
This wacko is holding 2 dogs in replacement for children. Please start reporting on the fact that this hasbeen
needs to be commited!

What is wrong with you x17? Do you guys even remember that this chick is messed!
This wacko is holding 2 dogs in replacement for children. Please start reporting on the fact that this hasbeen
needs to be committed!

jglad *L* I think delusional Britney fan is redundent....doesn't Britney fan in and of itself imply delusional *grin*

juxy

do you honestly think she would last that long? They'd have to insta-revaginizer.

Mel O.

Whew! lol

k-fed= bad vibe right from the start.Not only for me but thats all ya heard from people years ago when they first got married. And now with the Smear Britney campaign all ya hear is bad things.Brit has been surrounded by people looking to score money from her for years.Britney really loves her kids but she is a victim of circumstances!And thats just my opinion! Love ya Brit!!

Mel!! I sent that exact same Jedi mind message *sighs* still waiting

Well, people, ...

seems to me in order to...

REVIRGINIZE

...Skuzney it'd take a lotta rebar and Portland cement, not to mention some seriously heavy duty equipment such as earthmovers and backhoes.

...Hee hee hee...back...ho...Bratney on all fours!

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P *L* you're right what was I thinking....you 'd near have to keep in stasis...mmm even then I wouldn't trust it

oh my gawd rasputin, LMAO.

Did anyone see the video "Brit the Brit" ?? with her British accent ??
"Shutup" ! "Leav ma alown "

That's one of her split personality's coming out.

I read that someone was at her house today giving her a new weave and that she had a stylist select an outfit for her to wear. SO, I'm thinking, sadly, that she won't entertain us with her hideous looks. We can only hope that she uses her British accent and goes berserk inside the courtroom. *sigh*

January 13, 2008 6:55 PM
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Cruel to hope that!
She obviously did entertain you and you want her to go berserk.
Easy for your sorry ass.

I have the feeling that even if someone did REvirginize her, they'd have to start all over half an hour later

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

that was too friggin' funny!! funny 'cuz it's TRUUUUUUE!! :) did you know that doctors in D.R. perform a surgery to restore a woman's ummmm, 'VIRGINITY'...?

yeah, those have to be the BIGGEST HOS ON THE PLANET!! the ones who go get their hymens sown back up PRETEND they're lovely untouched flowers... ROFLMAO!!

and LIVER...

awwww!! you still talking to me? even after the TWEENIE DOUCHE-NOZZLES have 'SPOKEN'...? lol!

the pink wig & burkha visual just sends me into fits of glee!!

Britney, you just 30 pounds...

PS: I just reset my monitor from 1024X768 to 1280X800

Rasputin sounds like you'd be digging a mine shaft...be sure to have your canary with you..just in case of, you know, noxious fumes

F33 Do us all a favor and cork your whine.

F33 she entertains me a lot more now *S*

5:34, shut you tweenieboppin mouth tight shut. we will say whatvever we want about this evil tramp. she deserves
it after all the misery she has put so many others through. deal with it jackass.

And she's not sick, she is just an attention whore with a big ego.

what ever happened to Karla her old assistant is this guy taking her place or what?

what ever happened to Karla her old assistant is this guy taking her place or what?

7:26 F33 And, once again, I was the ONLY one who was entertained. Again, I'm so ashamed - NOT.

I can feel the excitement building!!! And it's going to be a snow day here. What more could you ask for?"

Hey,...

where's one of my other "personalities", Jglad?

Lemme see, hang on thee...*sounds of rifling the mental rolodex index cards w/microchips for "Jglad"*....no....nope...not there...hmm...

Well, dammit! What the hell happened to my "Jglad" index and microchip?

Damn...now I'll have to go for..um...the Pink Wig? Why not. Always works for Twatney.

Er....

*is a lovely untouched flower* *choke on her own laughter* for christ...there'll be no needle and thread anywhere near those regions, I thank you. Now sewing Brits knees together THAT is an option.

I'm guessing that Karla was replaced by the Adnanny.

I hope Kevin has a lot of security. There will definitely be a lot of nuts there...and that's just Brit's side.

I found you guys again LOL

lp
How did you GET so lucky???

4:40... Britney freaked the other night an' killed Carla. THAT'S why they took a sneaky flight to South Of The Boarder. They were droppin' the body off somewhere out in the desert.

Carla's gone to that Assistant's Cloud In The Sky.

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i never thought of that but yeah! that is a possibility since CARLA made the mistake of *TALKING* when the po-po came to the house for thursday nights freak-out!!

poor dead carla. :( britney buried her next to the bodies of all of her dead little missing dogs.

God does this woman ever look in a mirror? Look at that first pic. She looks like a damn retard.

If Adnan is Brit's assistant, than call me Queen Elizabeth ;)

Briterms, or Britslurs...continued:

Lessee..

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney, 13)Unfitney, 14)Clitney, 15)Fuckney, 16)Zitney, 17)Skuzney, 18)Slitney, ...

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Perez has pics from today. She is as greasy as ever.

*hides her hymen (in the sock drawer)* So the gist of these pics is that Brits boys have been replaced by two dogs she can have someone else walk?

Well, actually, Jglad, in reference to your 7:28 post aren't I merely talkin' to myself?

I mean, aren't we one and the same? P? Heehawg? and one or two "anons"? Are y'all with me...er..you..uh...us?

Who's with...us?

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You forgot her pet pig, Adnan.

Heehawg - I Jedi Mind Messaged for 12" of snow for tomorrow. Thanks for the laugh Mel O Drama!

I hope she pays Adnan very well. Poor Adnan has to put up with that low hygiene bitch. He must be scared Britney wants to fuck him and give him any sort of skin disease.

Now Adnan has to repeat this - starbucks, gas station, drugstore, discount store, more stores.

Adnan Adnan Adnan, looks miserable like a sad monkey.

hey touche! ....NOW! I think Carla is Adnan in drag *nods* It's gotta be...same skin tone

I like RLiver's name for him now madnan lol

7:37 And you KNOW she thinks she's smokin'. "I'm fuckin' HOT!" she exclaims.

NO, Rasputin, they're with me

I cant wait for Mondays breakdown, I Am so excited to see what her crazy ass will do when things DO NOT go her way.

*cocks an eyebrow* I'm with your...uh...multiple self *grin*

lp..I just hope our Jedi messages don't get crossed up.
I would hate to see poor Johnny naked in the snow. haha

We're all living in america america
it's wonderbar
hope our entertainer disappear
and lose everything, her mind, her kids
and the money.

ha,ha,ha - I can see poor johnny shivering and very confused!!

hahaha juxy maybe they are related somehow.

P I agree most mother's would fight for their children but she isn't most mother's lol

I think she meant... she was Hot, like its hot in here , I don't want to put on clothing...all those pills?? I was thinking maybe a hot flash from to many meds??? Not Im so hot...like hot looking.

hmmm........uh, wouldn't he stay in a GUEST room at her huge mansion????Yeah, the couch....sure.

Yeegads, Jglad!

Twatney's got her own personal boneyard for all those who're no longer in her life. Like her own Pet Sematary, cuz that's pretty much the way she views all living things, as her pets, her boys included.

Call it Brit-Brit's Last Restin' Place Of Those Who Fucked Up!

Allah Akbar!

Hey!

LMAO!! RASPY...

yeah i'm with you, errrr, am *you*... am ALL OF YOU!! MUUU-AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-!!

i feel like the end of the BRADY BUNCH MOVIE where jan makes that weird summation of EVERYONE being a 'BRADY'... lol!

stupid fantard says whaaaaat?!

Speaking of being a personal assistant to Britney - can you imagine the tasks that are listed on that job description? And what qualifications does an applicant need to have? That would be a funny read!

Does anyone know what time the circus comes to town tomorrow?

*curbs the rabid pitbull* whos the good boy hmmm? Now you go and chew on sumthin' and leave the real talk to the humans *pat on the head*

SYMPTOMS OF A SPOILED BRAT

--Has frequent temper tantrums.
--Acts very demanding and needs to get their own way.
--Gets frustrated easily.
--Fights, protests or says "no" to everything.
--Rarely follows the rules.
--Rarely listens when others say "no" or "stop."
--Frequently tries to control others.
--Frequently complains of boredom.
--Does not understand the difference between what they need and what they want.
--Has little respect for what other people want.
--Does not follow a schedule and just does things when they want.
--Demands to have every new toy.
--Is rude to other people.
--Does not understand that there are consequences for not following the rules.
--Frequently acts out in public.
--Needs bribes to get them do anything.
--Frequently hits, bites, and yells when they don't get their way.
--Has trouble keeping friends because they are always bossy and never share.
--Scares away every babysitter within 20 miles of your home.
--Plays with new toys for about 5 minutes and then wants something new.

6:51 if you envy running around to gas stations, drinking starbucks, losing your kids, shacking up with te paps BOY OH BOY I feel sorry for you. If that is your defination of a role model I take it you're not too picky lol

what happened to that dog bit bit?

DID BRITNEY BITE HER CHILDREN?
BITNEY SPEARS?

lp
the only requirement would be to say yes britney, you're beautiful britney, can i get that for you britney, yes, britney, i have you're vitamins right here. can i get you water for them or ya gonna just chew em?

ntcomplicated *ROTFLMFAO*

Face it, X17 -- in a crowd filled with smarmy photogs, Britney Spears chose ONE. You've filled her gas tank, given her rides, kissed her ass with such hopeless abandon, desperate conviction, and constant loyalty that you're left without testicles -- and the bottom line is, "your girl" chose the dude from the rival photo agency -- you LOSE. When you write shitty things about her new boyfriend, you honestly sound like a jealous little 8th girl scrawling in her diary.

Give it up. It's over.

I agree with a comment above -- hire a tall, hot, British photog and have him work his magic on Lindsay or Paris.

Best of luck on that!

IF BRITNEY WALK DOWN THE SIDEWALK PASS ME,I WOULD HAVE TO YELL SOME ADVICE TO HER!!IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HASN'T THOUGHT OF HER BOYS ONCE!!!BRITNEY,PRETENT LIKE YOU MISS THEM!!!

Hey, Rasp,
What do you think of Huckabee? Just curious.

Spears Due in Court for Major Hearing

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Britney Spears' effort to regain visitation rights with her two small children is back on the court docket for what an attorney described Sunday as "the most significant hearing in the case so far."

Police and emergency medical technicians who were summoned to her home Jan. 3 in a standoff involving her refusal to return the boys to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, will testify Monday, probably behind closed doors, his lawyer said.

"I don't know if she will be there," Mark Vincent Kaplan told The Associated Press, but he suggested she would have to appear in person if she wants to press her request to see her children. "You can't phone this one in."

If Spears comes to court, Kaplan said she would be expected to testify. "She will have the opportunity to persuade the court that she can have some visitation under monitored conditions," he said.

Phone and e-mail messages requesting comment from Spears' attorneys Sunday afternoon were not immediately returned.

Kaplan said he knew it was only a temporary measure when he obtained emergency court orders two weeks ago granting sole physical and legal custody to Federline.

"These are very, very draconian orders," Kaplan said. "Because of that the court wanted to have a hearing to give her and her attorneys the opportunity to refute some of the declarations."

"No judge likes making orders terminating a person's involvement with their kids," Kaplan said.

Meanwhile, police were preparing for a media frenzy in the downtown civic center if Spears appears, issuing warnings Sunday that vehicle and pedestrian violations would lead to citations.

Kaplan said that if Spears comes to court, he would like to cross-examine her on the events of Jan. 3.

Police were called by a court appointed monitor when Spears refused to hand over Jayden James, 1, and Sean Preston, 2, to Federline's security guard and locked herself in a room with one of the boys.

Spears was taken to a hospital in an ambulance chased by photographers and was placed on an involuntary hold on grounds she was a danger to herself or others. Spears left Cedars-Sinai Medical Center a day and half later.

The day after the incident, Kaplan presented papers to Commissioner Scott Gordon who awarded sole legal and physical custody of the boys to Federline and suspended Spears' visitation rights.

Kaplan said if visitation is restored, it would be under more restrictions than those originally imposed by Gordon.

One expert in family law agreed that the hearing provides Spears her only hope of resuming visits with her children before a custody trial scheduled for April.

"Usually, when someone has the threat of losing their children, they'll do anything to get their children back," said Lynn Soodik, who predicted visitation rights could be restored if Spears appears and offers an explanation.

"This is not a punishment for her," Soodik said. "It's what's in the best interest of the children. The judge has to carefully weigh their safety versus not seeing their mother. It's drastic to have no contact with their mother."

Soodik said Gordon could order monitored visitation in a location away from Spears' home "in some kind of setting where the judge can assure that she wouldn't be able to lock the kids in a room with her."

AP

Briterms, or Britslurs...continued:

Lessee..

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney, 13)Unfitney, 14)Clitney, 15)Fuckney, 16)Zitney, 17)Skuzney, 18)Slitney, ...

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BRITZILLA, SLUTZILLA, SKANKENSTEIN, everybodys's favorite POP-WRECK, the SHITSTER, BRIT-SHIT... it could go on forever!! =P

Britzilla ate Bit Bit.

Maybe carla and sam have hooked up and writing a tell all on brit LOL

explanation as follows; your judgeship I'm HOT

The 26-year-old singer is expected to appear in Los Angeles Superior Court at 9:30 a.m. Monday for a custody hearing concerning her two sons with ex-husband Kevin Federline, 29

She calls the Talipap Addy the Daddy? He prolly calls her Sybil.

Raputin, jglad...a tangled weave??dunno jus' putting it out there

SAD druggie BRITNEY SPEARS sang her own songs to herself in an empty bar, The Sun can reveal.
Staff at the Rosarito Beach Hotel in Mexico said Britney, 26, appeared to be “high” during her stay with British lover ADNAN GHALIB.

Reception manager Gustavo Lopez, 38, said: “One of our waitresses spotted Britney singing to herself in the bar.

“She heard her mumbling the words to Toxic in a very low voice. It was a strange thing to do and my waitress said she looked out of it.

Mexican rave ... bar where Brit sang song
Splashnews
“The hotel is virtually deserted at this time of year and Britney was all alone in the bar singing to herself. I don’t think she knew where she was.

“My barman said she looked like she was on drugs and was slurring her words. When I first saw her check in, she looked like she was drunk.”

Lyrics ... just who is Brit addicted to?
The singer was also accused of trashing her room at the hotel, despite only staying for seven hours.

Manager Gustavo said: “The maid told me she’d never seen anything like it. There was rubbish everywhere — it looked like a bomb hit it.”

Later troubled Britney was seen back in Los Angeles buying Brummie photographer Ghalib, 35, a new car — in the dress she wore for her wedding to ex KEVIN FEDERLINE.

Britney — who has started talking in a strange British accent — is said to be keen to marry Ghalib after a whirlwind two-week romance.

She is convinced a new marriage will help her win back access to her children, but her family are worried her behaviour won’t impress a judge.

Touche,
You don't suppose they had to sign a gag order?

Ha!

Cant we ALL Jglad, Heehawg, P, EA, Juxy, numerous "anons", etc etc ...just get along!

Man, it's really gettin' crowded in here!

So crowded inside this here one poster's brain that...

I'M FUCKING HOT!!

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P - I guess the job description would be that simple - kiss brit's ass!

Later troubled Britney was seen back in Los Angeles buying Brummie photographer Ghalib, 35, a new car — in the dress she wore for her wedding to ex KEVIN FEDERLINE.

Britney — who has started talking in a strange British accent — is said to be keen to marry Ghalib after a whirlwind two-week romance.

She is convinced a new marriage will help her win back access to her children, but her family are worried her behaviour won’t impress a judge.

WHO the fu*k spoiled her?

Mel O Drama - on second thought, maybe you would want our jedi mind messages to get crossed...

*johhnny depp, 12", on your doorstep*

Sorry if that's a little vulgar. I'm eating chocolate and it always does that to me. ;)

heehawg
Didn't I read she was suing the photographer for selling her pics because she didn't have her sign anything. Wouldn't it be something though?

Rasputin you ol' devil ...just you quit that there sweet talk....you make a girl wanna have her OWN body

She was in a drunken stupor and singing to herself in an empty bar? PRICELESS.

Thanks, 9:30!!

and the judge is worried his wig won't impress Britney *lol*

SYMPTOMS OF A SPOILED BRAT

--Has frequent temper tantrums.
--Acts very demanding and needs to get their own way...

January 13, 2008 7:51 PM - it's not that complicated

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omg! that was PRICELESS!!! :) i'm gonna quote you!!

Anon 759 The Best Shit Ever! Roflmao.

now I'm going to be nervous every time the doorbell rings. HA!

P she probably thought the patron's would enjoy her singing umm I mean Lip sinc'ing

TMZ is reporting that Brit is being strongly urged to show up for court tomorrow and that they will be doing a live feed from the courthouse tomorrow morning.

DAMN, JGLAD!!!

"BRITZILLA, SLUTZILLA, SKANKENSTEIN, everybodys's favorite POP-WRECK, the SHITSTER, BRIT-SHIT... it could go on forever!! =P"

HAYULL TO THE NAW!!

Freakin' awesome! And you're absolutely correct, never right, as in right-wing, it could go on forever!

May just do that, too, if the Swamp Slut Unreality Show will continue on, writer's strike notwithstanding.

Ah...9:30 Best Coast time! Brit's High Noon?

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9:30? AM? Don't they know she's a celebrity?

lp lmfao....it's okay that'll be like four in the afternoon to Brit

Touche
I guess anyone in her position should have EVERYONE she talks to/does business with sign something. She needs to have a stack of gag/etc. orders in a box at the front door - everyone and I mean EVERYone must sign. I'd carry them around in my purse and make a store owner sign before I bought stuff so that they couldn't blab what size underwear I wore and how many pairs I bought, etc. What a pain in the ass.

Kaplan said that if Spears comes to court, he would like to cross-examine her on the events of Jan. 3.

I love how he's wearing his wedding ring!

9:30 is 12:30 EST???
I don't think she will even show that early.

Err...wassamatta, juxy?

"Rasputin you ol' devil ...just you quit that there sweet talk....you make a girl wanna have her OWN body"

Don'chya like the way I'm makin' that particular...move...right...there?

Aaaaaaahahahahaha! We'll "all" just take turns, it'll just take longer and make "the moment" all that much better!

Oops! I did it again! Sorry "all" my peeps inside me, it was another case premature Liverculation...*sigh*...

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brit your gonna win
don't let kevin tricks and lies bring you down
don't let kevin lawyer bug you
hey start following k fed ex17
why not put nailes in his tires ?
let's watch when k fed goes for smokes and gas
let's see if k fed loses his coool
let's see you swarm k fed x17
is x17 afraid of k fed ?
x17 should follow k fed body guards
x17 should follow every move k fed does
x17 should be k feds shadow
x17 should be on k feds ass 24 / 7
x17 should ask k fed how are you today
x17 should say to k fed can I pump your gas k fed
x17 should watch k fed take out the trash in his house coat
come x17 get all over k feds ass for a change, maybe he'll have to drink and do drugs to cope, maybe he might yell and try to slug an x17 photographer
let's see what it takes for k fed to lose his temper
come on x17 let next week be let's spy on k fed week
you have to be fair
or do you discriminate cause brit is a woman and she won't fight with men
push k fed buttons and see what happens x17
try let's see how many times k fed looks like shit buying a pack of smokes
let's see how many partys he has, how many times the boys come over, how many days a week he goes to work
let's be fair x17
or are you scared of k fed ???

She's making him wear Kevin's wedding ring.

Today's word of the day is Liverculation! Try to work it into normal conversation.

Knock knock...it's 9:30
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This gurl just needs to be looked after ! Damm shame she aint got no-one but sharks around her.And its not surprising she lost the plot.Maybe the lack of a father fiqure in her life means she chooses f****d up sleazeballs who are just after the glory and the money. Sad .... Get help gurl !

didn't brit smack Kevin upside the head with a frying pan?

Raputin you speak a girls language...an entire orgy without the fear of being called a slut! *dives on herself...uh you....uh them...me....stuff*

p.s P I nearly choked that was so funny

P - frying pan, ha? I was reading about her former assistant Felicia and I believe I read that Britney *kicked* her. She was her assistant for 10 years!!!

damn! I need to get my "livercuation in check" ..?

x17 should follow k fed around
x17 should ask k fed why he lies about brit being on drugs when her tests are clean
brit I think k fed needs a court monitor while children are with him
he can't control the kids
the kids are sooooo unhappy with k fed
the kids fight and bit each other
k fed needs a monitor
x17 should monitor k fed
or is x17 scared of k fed ?????

Yeah, the woman is a lethal weapon.

dammit!! i have been SICK since before CHRISTMAS (still feeling under the weather!) & haven't gotten my LIVERCULATION on in quite a while!!

i'm damn near as hungry as BRIT-SHITS insatiable man-eating rancid cooter!

ehhh, come to think of it, i don't think anybody could be that hungry... 'cept maybe parasite hilton & lindsay blowhan!! lol!

Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. Her profile was found on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. It seems she is seeking true love now.

8:21 K fed isn't drving around town with his kids like they're dolls on display, nor is he wandering around waiting to fall on a photgs dick

Well, all my friends, I need to call it a night, it's 10:30 and I gotta work tomorrow. Need to get most of it done before the circus begins. Mondays are the worstest for me. You all have fun and we can critique the show tomorrow.

X-17 do you notice the people in the pictures dont seem to CARE that BRITNEY is walking around, You people are the only ones who give a shit that this girl goes out of her house.
And you seem to be upset that Britney is taking up with a papz, and he's not one of yours. Dont go away Madddd!!!

Man, it's really gettin' crowded in here!

So crowded inside this here one poster's brain that...

I'M FUCKING HOT!!

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January 13, 2008 8:00 PM
Posted by: RasputinsLiver
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yea, it feels like the crowd is saying.....more
BTW, Britney looked very sweaty after her drama.

What are the chances that she will:
1. show up;
b. show up ON TIME;
c. dress nicely; and
4. ACT normally?

heehawg I know what you mean but she wouldn't have to worry about them ratting out her size of underwear she doesn't wear them or bras lol

Nite P have a good one.

jglad - did you see the episode of Celebrity Eye Candy - Three Bimbos: The Musical. Britney, Paris, & Lindsay.

www.vh1DOTcom/shows/dyn/celebrity_eye_candy/126836/episode_about.jhtml

HEY, PEEPS!

ALL Y'ALL CHECK OUT THE VIDEO OVER ON PEREZ?

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA...TOO FUNNY!!

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X-17 do you notice the people in the pictures dont seem to CARE that BRITNEY is walking around, You people are the only ones who give a shit that this girl goes out of her house.
And you seem to be upset that Britney is taking up with a papz, and he's not one of yours. Dont go away Madddd!!!

hey jglad thanks :)

X-17 do you notice the people in the pictures dont seem to CARE that BRITNEY is walking around, You people are the only ones who give a shit that this girl goes out of her house.
And you seem to be upset that Britney is taking up with a papz, and he's not one of yours. Dont go away Madddd!!!

i dunno P, but i sure as hell smacked my husband with a frying pan! (except it was on his arm) im still wondering why he left me...... sniffle sniffle

good night P
and Heehawg
0
none
zilch
zippo
Perhaps I have grown cyncical? haha

*tips her hat to P* *gives jglad some cream of Liverculation soup* oh and did I mention PINK WIGS FOR EVERYONE!!!

8:17 anon,
I believe that.

K-fed's a stoner !! He doesnt go anywhere because he's to stone to go anywhere..Stoners like to stay put and smoke all day and eat because of the munchies. He isn't fooling no one..

nite heehawg

Hahaha!

That video on Perez! She's once again using an inhaler! She's flippin' out!

Folks, I believe she's settin' up, in her mind, another "panic attack" for tomorrow so she can have some sort of excuse not to gOOOOooooOOooo!

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g'night P. Yes, she DID whack Kfed over the head with a frying pan. She came at him from behind!!! Creeeeepy, huh?

8:32 you're nuts. He is working and taking care of his boys,YOU are deluded along with the few of brits fans she has left.

K-fed's a stoner !! He doesnt go anywhere because he's to stone to go anywhere..Stoners like to stay put and smoke all day and eat because of the munchies. He isn't fooling no one..

nite nite p & heehawg! :)

see ya tomorrow for the GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! lol!

K-fed's a stoner !! He doesnt go anywhere because he's to stone to go anywhere..Stoners like to stay put and smoke all day and eat because of the munchies. He isn't fooling no one..

how quickly they sell out!! i think she is this weeks "Blind Vice" in Ted Casablanca's column. watch out Adnan!! don't step into the closet, you might be the next poor dead thing they find locked in after starving, dying of thirst and trying to scratch your way out of the darkness!

OH HELL YA for Team KEVIN :)

K-fed's a stoner !! He doesnt go anywhere because he's to stone to go anywhere..Stoners like to stay put and smoke all day and eat because of the munchies. He isn't fooling no one..

Brintey's a meth head!! She goes out for random drives because she's tweaking to hard to stay home..Tweakers like to drive around and act sketchy all day and look like shit because they don't shower. She isn't fooling no one..

"LIVERCULATION"

Hahaha! All you peeps inside WE really slay me...us...we...er...

and..uh..juxy..."cream of Liverculation...SOUP"???

Fuckin' narly, man! Nearly blew my fruit cocktail all over the monitor!
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Oh, and I especially love the looks on the faces of the people in the background!!! LOL!
What are they thinking?? "Is she lost?" Their smiling faces would turn to horror if she actually gets a place there!
Just a few more hours and the show is ON! Nice of her to entertain us this way during the writer's strike! RaspLiver, I keep thinking about your cliffhanger comments earlier on the other thread, and you really did nail it! That's exactly what it's like now.

She's doing the British accent again on the video at Peres's site. She says I'm fucking over it. Get out of my God damn face. She's fuckin crazy.

lol me no one could write anything like what we see. How much you want to bet someone is going to offer brit a reality show.. Let's see some names for it..

I say trainwreck 2 luv

"OH HELL YA for Team KEVIN :)"

I second that, Touche!

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what's new...

repeating something over & over doesn't make it *TRUE*... it only makes you *CRAZY*.

tee-hee!! *WAVES* xoxo ~ jglad

she wanted to lose custody, did everything in her power to lose it! no more drug tests, court ordered monitors or having to put up with those pesky kids! a real life loser, only reason anyone has anything to do with her is money and pussy!

k fed is a stoner for sure
good luck brit,you'll win in court
if I had a chance I'd do it baby one more time with the frying pan on k feds head and ass LOL

Rasputin, that video BLOODY hilarious....one photog if you listen is ...I THINK...calling her twatney...another rells her to go home! Oh btw if anyone is interested Google Jason Funnell M.M.V .....my fiance and an awardee of one the highest Canadian military citations for his *grin* awsomeness....also his courage and dedication in Afghanistan

thanks for the soup juxy...

i'm going to go eat it (haven't eaten anything all day) & i'll be back shortly!!

oh touche... did you like the comment i left on your page? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

thanks RLiver :)

and congats to your fiance juxy :)

Well, ...

...if P's hittin' the rack then that means I gotta go, too, dammit.

I really hate all that "All for one and one for all" crap!

Well, g'night y'all. Jglad, juxy, heehawg, Touche, me, er...who else...several "Anons"...are y'all comin'? I mean, where on goes we all go, right? Accordin' to a few paranoids on here.

Hokeidokey. Hey, are we sure we're not actaully Britney and one of us is Pink Brit, another is Brunette Brit, and so on and so on?

Just askin'

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8:33 Rasp
Just saw the vid at Perez. OMG, she's STILL using the accent. It looks like she bought a pair of shoes and some clothes. I wonder what for?? She's clearly quite stressed. Was that an inhaler? Her breaths were way too fast, maybe she was faking so that tomorrow she can say 'I had an asthma attack.'

Kevin hide to guarantee his reputation and money.

^^delusional cunt fart!

hey brit
I just want to say if it were me
I couldn't have kept my cool this long
I think you should hire a team of paps and follow k fed 24 /7 for about a year and see how he likes it LOL
just a thought, I think it would be fun to blog about him and see him on The Insider doing mundan things over and over LOL
Go brit go
Go tigers go (I like the tigers cause your dad likes them :) )
and I say pink wigs for everyone LOL
Brit you rock
love you

Goodnight all. See you tomorrow!!!!

haha I loved it jlad thanks so much..

And I can say YOU are not fat and you know what I look like I am fat and dumpy right? ha
:)

Hope you enjoy whatever your eating :)

Touche..Thank you for your comment on the other thread. Lots of moms here on this thread on this site,who are also good moms includes you.
It is very interesting to read the article on TMZ.com,..I noticed something as Brit's lawyer asked if Brit not showing up..As it sounds like hoping to be able to handle this case without Brit showing up after knew Brit hates appearing in the court...the Commish gave the brit's lawyer the hint,if Brit's not to attend the court, then court would not let Brit have the privaleges until April's hearings/court...I bet,Brit and the lawyers bickering/gives fits at each other all long night tonight..It would be an interesting to see what's will be tomorrow..I bet you all stay up all night, waiting for Monday's court date. I better go to bed..I cannot stay up chat..I need to get up at 5AM..I don't want to fall asleep in the car as I drop my boys off at school in the morning..Good night to you all. Don't let bug bite you,moms! At least,I keep you feel young!

mmmm Fruit salad!! *lol* *team please DOG anyone other than BRIT*

nite mel o drama
see you tomorrow

TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY!!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SHIT TO HIT THE FAN!!
GET YOUR UMBRELLAS READY!!

WHO the fu*k spoiled her?

January 13, 2008 8:02 PM - Anonymous
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Her parents, her former management, her enablers and her fans...People who let her get away with anything, don't stand up to her and make excuses for her selfish drug-addicted behavior.

She's 26 years old and a mother of two boys. Time to grow up and lay off the drugs, Britney!

x17 go take pics of k fed tomorrow
you have to be fair
we want to see just as many pics of k fed as of brit
let's see how good x17 is at getting pics of k fed

get pics of k fed 24/7
get pics of k fed 24/7
get pics of k fed 24/7
or is x17 scared of k fed ?????

thanx touche....just glad he came home with all his bits and, most importantly, pieces.

Yeeeup, Heehawg,

that was indeed an inhaler she was chuggin' on. She hasn' done that in quite a few months.

I do believe you're spot on, she's makin' for a "panic attack".

Man, I am so jacked for tomorrow!

I can't help it, man! I really would hope she would just fry out right on the stand.

Didn't I read here or somewhere else that this hearing was NOT going to be closed to the public?

If that's true....oh, baby!

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nite julie I won't be up all night LOL Too old anymore for that,hehe

Talk to you tomorrow julie

Well, if everyone's leaving..............G'night!
Tooooomorrrrrooooow........

8:49 how sad you like the tigers because her dad does. YOU need to learn how to like things for you, Don't be so easily persuaded. If brit is your role model go find a different one because I can guarantee she doesn't give a crap about her fans. Google role models and I can bet you won't find brit on there.

Is she the answer to Ted C's Blind Item? If it is she is a bigger jerk than I thought. CALL PETA ON HER ASS!

ewww, look at the fat roll on her knee!!!
when the fuck is someone gonna tell her to 86 those nasty scuffed up boots?????

*tingles with anticipation*

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb-bearing seed which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed: to you it shall be for meat.

Good night, all!

See ya manana, Twatney's High Noon.

,

nite heehawg

Oh boy that video is something else, Brit is still talking in her british voice and adnan just a week ago was the pap now he looks like he needs anger management. Brit WAKE UP geesh the guy is elbowing the paps, NOT a good sign.

*is Canadian which makes her a Tim Brit*......do you ladies and gents have Tim Hortens?

Last Post.

Juxy... I did the Google. Pretty damned impressive. Congratulations to him.

And to you both, best wishes.

The Ol' Infernal Internal Organ

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lol juxy did you say you saw that video. I HOPE she talks in her british voice tomorrow, LOL

Source: Spears Family 'Not Nervous' Over Britney's Latest Hearing

Though a custody issue is before the court tomorrow, Access Hollywood has learned that Lynne Spears is not nervous. Lynne Spears’ “fears are the same now as they were [before],” said a source close to the family. She doesn’t believe that it “going one way or the other being ideal for the children,” added the source. The issues are “deeper than a court decision for the kids.”

Lynne Spears and her family have been discussing options to help Britney, but going to court to have her committed doesn’t seem likely. The family feels they are “up against a brick wall because [Britney] is an adult and unless [she poses] danger against herself or others,” there is little they can do. And they “don’t think there’s a loophole,” relates the source.

Lynne and Britney have been in contact a couple of times during the past two turbulent weeks. “It’s always Britney who initiates the contact,” said the family source, who explained that it’s never verbal. Instead, Britney text messages Lynne, and often does not respond to her mother’s replies. “Britney’s in more control that way. She’s more comfortable texting because she doesn’t have to listen to her mother. She doesn’t have to listen to anything she doesn’t want to.”

On the subject of control, the family feels Sam Lufti has “an awful lot of control” over Britney. The Spears don't understand what control Lufti has over Britney or why, but they realize he “can get Britney to listen.” Very few people who know the Spears clan feel they “have any confidence in what [Lufti] says to her” and whether he has her best interests at heart. Nor do the Spears know “anything” about her new love interest, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib.

Right now, Lynne Spears is staying out of the public spotlight in Kentwood, Louisiana, with her 16-year-old daughter Jamie Lynn. Lynne "can’t be focusing just on Britney. Jamie Lynn needs some attention,” says the inside source, who noted that for a bit, the young pregnant “Zoe 101” star was “resentful” that all the attention was on her big sister. Lynne Spears is “trying to find some balance,” said the source.

Friends in Kentwood are now proud of Jamie Lynn, who said no when others questioned whether she should keep her baby or not. “She’s trying to be a good momma” and plans to “raise [the baby] in Kentwood, in a community,” said the Spears confidante. And though Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge, the father of her child, are on good terms, they are “not allowed to see each other [all the time]. There are strict rules about how often they can see each other,” explained the source, who added that the restrictions were placed on them by both the children’s parents. Still, Jamie Lynne and Casey speak regularly on their cell phones.

Jamie Lynne also speaks to her older sister. "Britney’s more accepting of Jamie Lynn than of parental advice and authority,” said the source, adding, “[Jamie Lynn’s] no threat to her.”

For the time being, the family remains hopeful, but feel their "hands are tied."

Adnan, you'r the best for her! Lovely!
I looked at the video on Perez.

*grins at touche* damn! you make me laugh....you talk to the smallminded ones....well...like they're minds are small

On the subject of control, the family feels Sam Lufti has “an awful lot of control” over Britney. The Spears don't understand what control Lufti has over Britney or why, but they realize he “can get Britney to listen.” Very few people who know the Spears clan feel they “have any confidence in what [Lufti] says to her” and whether he has her best interests at heart. Nor do the Spears know “anything” about her new love interest, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib.

Right now, Lynne Spears is staying out of the public spotlight in Kentwood, Louisiana, with her 16-year-old daughter Jamie Lynn. Lynne "can’t be focusing just on Britney. Jamie Lynn needs some attention,” says the inside source, who noted that for a bit, the young pregnant “Zoe 101” star was “resentful” that all the attention was on her big sister. Lynne Spears is “trying to find some balance,” said the source.

Friends in Kentwood are now proud of Jamie Lynn, who said no when others questioned whether she should keep her baby or not. “She’s trying to be a good momma” and plans to “raise [the baby] in Kentwood, in a community,” said the Spears confidante. And though Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge, the father of her child, are on good terms, they are “not allowed to see each other [all the time]. There are strict rules about how often they can see each other,” explained the source, who added that the restrictions were placed on them by both the children’s parents. Still, Jamie Lynne and Casey speak regularly on their cell phones.

I LOVE PEREZ HILTON.HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! HAVE YALL SEEN THE VIDEO OF ADNAN AND BRITNEY ON PEREZ? I TRULY BELIEVE SHE HAS LOST HER MIND. SHES STILL TALKING WITH THE ACCENT! GUYS, THATS JUST NOT NORMAL. NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY TO LOOK AT IT!

I LOVE PEREZ HILTON.HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS! HAVE YALL SEEN THE VIDEO OF ADNAN AND BRITNEY ON PEREZ? I TRULY BELIEVE SHE HAS LOST HER MIND. SHES STILL TALKING WITH THE ACCENT! GUYS, THATS JUST NOT NORMAL. NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY TO LOOK AT IT!

Jamie Lynne also speaks to her older sister. "Britney’s more accepting of Jamie Lynn than of parental advice and authority,” said the source, adding, “[Jamie Lynn’s] no threat to her.”

For the time being, the family remains hopeful, but feel their "hands are tied."

I googled it too, that is wonderful juxy :)

Britney takes her 3 dogs out ....

Leave her alone!!!
who cares if she is out with her dogs. Why the papz don't let her live a normal life. there are constantly 50 people on her half a meter away harrasing her. she asked you nicely please leave me alone. why the papz are driving her mad. Trust me the Brangelina's are much more beautiful and interesting but they are also more assertive so you go harrasing the weak one. Shame on you guys jealous of Adnan whatever he is, let the girl live!!! Picture her once a week not 24/7. it's boring and disgaceful to you and to humanity allowing it to happen. Everyone is so protective of her kids, who protects her from you???

"The Brit Show" is the best entertainment on TV right now. Unscripted and out of her mind! It's a classic example of be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it all. And then some.

juxy gotta love the new peach brit has chosen he is now elbowing the paps LOL what is going to happen if she kicks him to the curb and he is on their level again,he

Touche - if she kicks him to the curb? It's only a matter of when.

OMG you can tell the age and IQ of the britards fans.. "Good luck Brit you'll win tomorrow"? It's fucking kids not a game. There's NEVER a fucking winner in a custody case.
Go play webkinz you britards! Maybe Brit is logged on with Bit Bit...geezus!

I know lp she will probably get pregnant soon and OMG that new pic x17 posted, they made me laugh saying she got messy with food, She stains most of her clothes sooooooo what else is new? What happened to her fugs?

re: 5:46pm "FOR STEPHANIE" Broadway Brit is so FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!

Where is Ellen when you really need her?? She should be on her show crying for these dogs and adopting them out to loving homes..ive seen photos of her dog London (what happened to him? did she tire of him already??) and it looked very scared..much like every single photo of her son Jayden..poor kid never seems to not be crying and looking terrified when he is with his mama. Where did she get the new dog? A loaner from Paris?? It is pathetic that she can even get a dog because she clearly cant take care of herself or her kids let alone a defenceless animal.You see her daily at starbucks or gas stations..does she actually buy these dogs food? Nice to see she is saving money and wearing her curtains instead..as for those ugly boots she probably sleeps in...they must stink like hell...her feet are gnarly, fungus infested and usually incredibly dirty...no excuse with all the money she has that she dresses like a two bit whore. Why doesnt she wear the designer duds she stole from an OK photo shoot that she walked out on? They were far classier than the tralier trash clothing she is dressed in on a daily basis. I hope the judge hammers her hard in court tomorrow and does not give her visitation..i then hope she has a complete and final breakdown and her family finally steps in and takes her far away to a mental hospital. Im sure Adnan wont miss her..he will have cashed in on all the photos he has taken and will sell them to the highest bidder. Its not nice to see anyone being used but this bitch deserves it.

TODAY IS AN IMPORTANT DAY FOR BRITNEY SPEARS IN HER ONGOING CUSTODY BATTLE WITH HER EX-HUSBAND, KEVIN, FOR THEIR TWO DARLING SONS. AS A WIDOWED MOTHER OF TWO GROWN CHILDREN I SINCERELY WISH ONLY THE BEST FOR ALL CONCERNED!

FUCKING X-17 WONT LET ME POST THE SITE YOU CAN GO TO SEE A PIC OF AZLYNN BERRY...ADNANS EX

what a dumm ass brit twitt tomorrow i hope the kids are gone and all the publicity also the kids belong WITH k-FED . GO KEVIN !!!!!

I have the feeling that even if someone did REvirginize her, they'd have to start all over half an hour later.it is said that she takes massages every day. no wonder her skin is great. i am envious of it. i like it. it give me funny and relax. one day, i found a social service, PubSpa.com. it enable me to find a right partner who is interested in massage and learn a lot via videos regarding massage and beauty care.

britney stay strong....
dont be nervous...
hold your head high ...
do it for the haters!
i know u are just a little girl in a big whirlwind but everything WILL be ok...
remember to breath..
think of all you have accomplished....
NOW GO GET YOUR BOYS!!!
you win, you always WIN, ur britney fking spears.
good luck baby

britney stay strong....
dont be nervous...
hold your head high ...
do it for the haters!
i know u are just a little girl in a big whirlwind but everything WILL be ok...
remember to breath..
think of all you have accomplished....
NOW GO GET YOUR BOYS!!!
you win, you always WIN, ur britney fking spears.
good luck baby

good thing she enjoys carrying her dogs around. She won't be carrying her kids anywhere anytime soon.

BRITSLAMS...continued:

Lessee...

1)Bratney, 2)Twatney, 3)Cuntney, 4)Shitney, 5)Crapney, 6)Slutney, 7)Skankney, 8)Porkney, 9)Twitney, 10)Jizzney, 11)Bitchney, 12) Barfney, 13)Unfitney, 14)Clitney, 15)Fuckney, 16)Zitney, 17)Skuzney, 18)Slitney, 19)Britzilla, 20)Slutzilla, 21)Skankenstein, 22)Pop-Wreck, 23)The Shitster, 24)Brit-Shit ...

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Maybe she killed her dog London. She goes crazy and looses her mind. Poor dogs.

run from that adnan freak !