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Britney: The Hostess With The Mostess

BSPEARSPARIS120107_01.jpg Better keep February 16th open - Britney Spears is hosting a party!

According to People, the pop princess has been booked to host the Scandinavian Style Mansion's February event.

"Britney has said 'yes,' to hosting it," Claus Hjelmbak (the Danish businessman behind the bash) told the mag. "I am beyond excited because the experience she gave everyone in December was amazing. She absolutely made my event."

That party in December certainly was one to remember - if you'll recall, Britney ran into Paris at that one!

Hjelmbak also dishes a little on the subject of Britney's late-night Kitson run - after all, he was there!

"I know people will say it's weird she was shopping at 2 a.m., but [Kitson] said you guys can always come when you want," he said. "I just called the owner and said can we come over and they said 'sure.'"

And, of course, he's got nothing but kind words for Britney: "I have only seen one person and that's the Britney I first met and seen every time," Hjelmbak said of his two-year friendship with the star.

"She's a very sweet person."



We can't wait to see if next month's party matches December's for pure dramz!

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PHUCKING SKANK

Posted by: Bite Me...



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PHUCKING SKANKS...
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Posted by: Bite Me...


Hope they have a "Plan B"

Posted by: P



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OH HOW EXCITING. I WAS FIRST & SECOND.
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I REALLY MUST GET A LIFE...
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Posted by: Bite Me...


I think a short blonde bob would suit her. Ditch the dodgy coyboy boots, quit the cigarettes, book into a relaxation/health spa for a month. read some books. have a laugh. ring her mom. Forgive her mom. be happy ever after! sounds easy..I really wish her the best, she does have serious talent, wish the paparazzi would photograph things that really matter, then again I'm here lookin so I can't be a hypocrite..

Posted by: B


wonder which "personality" will show up.... if at all. Then again, it isn't a court date to get her KIDS BACK - and there will be alcohol and probably drugs - so she'll be there, after all, it's not like she has kids to get back, or take care of!!! Nasty girl - and anyone that WANTS her at their party - needs help as much as she does!

Posted by: WTF


wonder which "personality" will show up.... if at all. Then again, it isn't a court date to get her KIDS BACK - and there will be alcohol and probably drugs - so she'll be there, after all, it's not like she has kids to get back, or take care of!!! Nasty girl - and anyone that WANTS her at their party - needs help as much as she does!

Posted by: WTF


ETs , spirits?
The very same , so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love

Posted by: Sunnyday Please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks


wonder which "personality" will show up.... if at all. Then again, it isn't a court date to get her KIDS BACK - and there will be alcohol and probably drugs - so she'll be there, after all, it's not like she has kids to get back, or take care of!!! Nasty girl - and anyone that WANTS her at their party - needs help as much as she does!

Posted by: WTF


My soul that fragile , innocent child in me.
So Precious.
Love

Posted by: Sunnyday Please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks


Does anyone know if Britney donates to any charities? Maybe if she was photographed helping people it would be for all the RIGHT reasons? Might give her some focus plus GOOD press in getting custody back.

Posted by: B


She can host a party but can't make it to court to get her kids back! She is truly pathetic.

Posted by: S2upidCelebs


Most "ass" more like it. That ought to be a nightmare for law enforcement and the health department...

Posted by: Anonymous


Astral Space.
The very place where all spiritual problems begins.
No Thanks!

Posted by: Sunnyday Please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks



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OF COURSE SKANKNEY WILL SHOW UP FOR THIS!!! SHE WANTS MORE OF THOSE FURRY COATS MADE FROM ALL THE POOR LITTLE ANIMALS THAT WERE BUTCHERED AND DIED FOR THE VANITY OF SELFISH BITCHES LIKE HER.
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I HOPE SHE GETS WHAT'S COMING TO HER FOR PARADING AROUND WITH POOR DEFENSELESS LITTLE DEAD ANIMALS HANGING OFF HER BODY.
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TRASHY SKANK!!!
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Posted by: Bite Me...


She's still getting hired for gigs?

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney really is quite intelligent..paparazzi are gonna fall flat on their ass when she burns out.--phoenix from the flames--. I reckon she's going crazy from all the crazy epileptic camera flashes! Bless her heart!

Posted by: B


Claus Hjelmbak = Starfucking Douche

Posted by: billy


wat they couldn't get no one else

Posted by: deezy


whatever. this bitch is PLAYING SO MANY GAMES and EVERYONE is getting wise to it. she better lay off cause its becoming obvious what kind of fake, manipulative show she is putting on. for her sake i hope she is crazy or addicted to drugs because if this is just the way she chooses to behave she is more arrogant than anyone has claimed and she really cannot be helped.

Posted by: Anonymous


Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking .
Thanks Britney...
Love

Posted by: Sunnyday Please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks


God bless your party
I hope it is a pre celebration party to getting to see your boys.

All the haters must be going nuts
paps arrested
brit party
boobs showing
LOL
God always wins
Haters always lose, smile haters lol

Posted by: Anonymous


FIRST Bite me:

Too busy posting trash about Britney on every X17 site that pops up, to "PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES"?

Britney needs to get help and worry about her court date, before she commits to such grandiose plans.

Posted by: anonymous


I believe she showed us her "period" to prove she's not pregnant. 'Cos all news speculated she's preg.

Posted by: Anonymous


All I can think about is BLOODY TWAT!! EW

Posted by: Bella


You SO know that Paris is laughing at Brits hair in that picture. shes such a classic frenemy.SOMEONE TELL THIS HO TO WASH HER G DAMN HAIR! ITS EFFING DISGUSTING. IT MAKES HER LOOK LIKE SHE DOESNT SHOWER (was that Seacrest interview today to prove she does?).

Posted by: Anonymous


Yes, well, we'll believe THAT when it happens.

Posted by: She's a filthy, stinky, disgusting tramp! Eeeeeuuuuw!


FUCKING BULLSHIT!

I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT...
WHICH PERSONALITY SAID "YES"?
NO DOUBT IT WAS THE SKANKY BRUNETTE!

Posted by: B. WILDERED


Britney Spears, Kevin Federline are getting back together..

Posted by: j


5:44 She's been asked to host ONE LAAAAAME party (which she will blow off) and the two remaining Shitney fans think all her troubles are behind her. God it must be nice to be FAT, DUMB, and HAPPY.

Posted by: IGNORANCE is bliss!


What is the date of her next court ?
Feb. 16th maybe ??

Posted by: Anonymous


Hmmm...

...wonder where BLOODY BRITNEY will be bleedin' all over tonight? Fuck, can ya imagine the car seat the other day?

Hey, maybe this Scandinavia shindig will just happen to fall on the day when her ADORABLE MISTAKES HOLE will flow freely again...

...all over someone's nice expensive white fur coats and maybe all over an extra thick white shag carpet. That's oughtta tickle BLEEDNEY'S funny hole...er...bone.

PLUG IT, BLEEDNEY!!
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Posted by: RasputinsLiver


j,
Nice try.

Posted by: IGNORANCE is bliss!


Britney and Kevin went on a date tonight..........CRAZY huh

Posted by: wizzer


i believe she showed us her period cause she was upset with adnan that day (why for a short while she spent all the time with just Sam and Claus? Adnan had something better to do!?!?!) and she wanted to obliterate the value of the pregnancy test pics that they set up together and his agency was shopping around. Was the pic a gift to adnan that she wanted to take back cause she was pissed?

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney and Kevin went on a date tonight..........CRAZY huh

Posted by: wizzer


Wonder what Ragney did with Adnatiel.

Posted by: Heehawg


i believe she showed us her period cause she was upset with adnan that day (why for a short while she spent all the time with just Sam and Claus? Adnan had something better to do!?!?!) and she wanted to obliterate the value of the pregnancy test pics that they set up together and his agency was shopping around. Was the pic a gift to adnan that she wanted to take back cause she was pissed? OR was x17 mad that shes in bed with a different agency now and wanted to shut down the pregnancy pics themselves? if so, BURN!

Posted by: Anonymous


6:01
I HATE to make this comparison but Princess Diana was a MASTER manipulator of the press.

Posted by: Heehawg


I wouldn't make plans with this bitch that far in advance. She's most likely to bite the big one. Look at all the predictions.

Posted by: Anonymous


the only mental condition she has is narcissism - everything is a publicity ploy - who really believes for a minute that she's mentally ill? she's an addict and stuck on herself. period. hahaha. pun intended.

Posted by: britney loves britney


Princess Dianna did manipulate the press, but when attention was drawn to her 9 times out of 10 it brought attention to a good cause, what she was working on. There was a few bad coverage, but in no way compared to this hot mess.

Posted by: P


6:03 first, probably yes.

Posted by: A woman


Hey Paps! There's a New Sheriff in Town
Posted Jan 18th 2008 by TMZ Staff

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department tells TMZ they're not "cracking down" on paparazzi madness in West Hollywood, but if you're a pap and you cross the legal line -- BUSTED!!

Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore tells TMZ his department has received a flurry of complaints by residents, business owners and others who say the paparazzi have been going nuts chasing celebs and disrupting their lives.

Whitmore says the department has doubled down to enforce the law. Dare to speed -- you'll get a ticket. Drive recklessly -- ticket. Drive with tinted windows -- don't even think about it.

The open question: will celebs get caught in the Sheriff's net? They tend to roll with tint, if you know what we're sayin'.


Posted by: Anonymous


i believe she showed us her period cause she was upset with adnan that day (why for a short while she spent all the time with just Sam and Claus? Adnan had something better to do!?!?!) and she wanted to obliterate the value of the pregnancy test pics that they set up together and his agency was shopping around. Was the pic a gift to adnan that she wanted to take back cause she was pissed?

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Aaaah, I bet you're right!!! She uses the media to communicate to actual people in her life.

Kevin = Shaved head
Dad = Pre-Christmas shopping spree at sleazy Hollywood tourist shop
Kevin = Wedding dress to shop for Mercedes for new boyfriend
Adnan = "Bloody" (probably red food-dyed) underwear and a micro-mini

Geez, what a nut!

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


ADNAN HAS BROUGHT GREAT

SHAME

TO HIS FAMILY WITH THAT


WHITE SHEDEVIL

Posted by: THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHS MOTHMAN


britney loves britney- i agree and its only a matter of time before the entire mass public figures it out. Didnt anyone see CNN Showbiz Tonight a few days ago where they were calling Brit out as being a faker/manipulative for saying "im scared, im scared" and being too afraid of the paps on the last court date, despite playing a sick romance with them courting them everywhere. it was great. come back down to earth britney.

Posted by: Anonymous


ADNAN HAS BROUGHT GREAT

SHAME

TO HIS FAMILY WITH THAT


WHITE SHEDEVIL

Posted by: THANKS FOR YOUR THOUGHS MOTHMAN


britney loves britney- i agree and its only a matter of time before the entire mass public figures it out. Didnt anyone see CNN Showbiz Tonight a few days ago where they were calling Brit out as being a faker/manipulative for saying "im scared, im scared" and being too afraid of the paps on the last court date, despite playing a sick romance with them courting them everywhere. it was great.

Posted by: Anonymous


britney loves britney- i agree and its only a matter of time before the entire mass public figures it out. Didnt anyone see CNN Showbiz Tonight a few days ago where they were calling Brit out as being a faker/manipulative for saying "im scared, im scared" and being too afraid of the paps on the last court date, despite playing a sick romance with them courting them everywhere with her antics (and phonecalls to tell them where she'll be). it was great.

Posted by: Anonymous


hell yes she's scared - she doesn't have a snowflake's chance in hell of being the princess in court. she'll be exposed for the pretender she is. omg if the paps would go away for just one week she really would go nuts.

Posted by: britney loves britney


HEY!

At least when BLEEDNEY struts....
er...shambles her fuckin' sexaaay country-ghetto menstruatin' stuffin's at an awards show she'll be fine on the red carpet!

GO TEAM-BLEEDNEY!!
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Posted by: RasputinsLiver


I love this picture! Paris is sooo laughing AT Britney (possibly something in her hair). Britney and Alli look like broke-down rock star wannabees.

Posted by: lp


Is this Claus a fruitcake?

Posted by: P


Exposing her bloody cooter is a new low. When people finally get tired of her will she take a shit in the intersection of hollywood and vine?

Posted by: Ignore her


Does anyone remember the skit she did on SNL as the rock star leaving back stage and come across a homeless guy? She felt sorry for him and went down to his 'home' in the sewer. She related to that so well. UMMMMMMMMM Her life is now in the sewer.

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't think that was even "blood" in her underwear. If you check Gossip Girls, they have a photo (where the "blood" is barely visible) when she's holding hands with Adnan on the escalator near the Gaucho Grill (between 7 pm to maybe 9 pm?) But the photos of her getting out of the car with the "bloody" mess are with Sam, AFTER her Kitson shopping spree (after 2 a.m. the same night).

There NO WAY she could've gone that long wearing nothing but a white g-string and fishnets without having a major catastrophe down there. It's all a fake. She's playing us all.

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


if you want to discuss CLITNEY's BLOODY COOTCH why not do it on the KOONZ thread?? ;)


& btw, it was REAL!


deal with it! get over it! the world isn't coming to an end because TWATNEY is gross.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


so she's reduced to whoring herself out now for parties like Paris. what a major step down. when their careers are going bust they take club gigs to pay the bills and keep their faces in the mags. thank God for A-listers that don't have to resort to this kind of D-list shit.

Posted by: Anonymous


ISNTEAD OF STEALING A LIGHTER...

...maybe BLEEDNEY, the former pop-star, should've 5-finger discounted some fuckin' tampoonies so's she could've stuffed that there country ghetto ADORABLE MISTAKES HOLE of hers.

Say! Was that Bleedney singin' under her foul breath U2's....

"SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY"?

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Posted by: RasputinsLiver


She had the blood at 7:00 that night and went right on into 2 am. You people give Britney way too much credit. She is not that smart. It WAS blood and there are pics of it elsewhere. Britney couldn't play a turd. I've never seen people analyze a god damn persiod so much in my life. It's really fucking sick. She is a nasty, filthy ditch pic. Why don't you people just deal with that fact and move the hell on?

Posted by: ENUFF ALREADY


Geez, I forgot how anal some of the "regulars" are over here at X17. You guys always gotta spoil the fun. Buh-Bye!

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


would you please stop saying, "it's all fake. she's playing with us"? what about that is PLAYING?

Posted by: Anonymous


Last night on showbiz tonight, the guy from celebtv said the people with her while she was changing cloth knew she wasnt preggers, they saw her change and well believe me, we KNOW she's not pregnant. That was his polite way of saying it. So the leakage was apparent while she was shopping.

And that's all I'll say about that on this thread.

Posted by: Anonymous


It's just getting ridiculous. Even the posters on breatheheavy have seen the pics and were disgusted. Why beat a dead horse? We all know it was blood. We all know she stayed that way for hours. She is nasty. Plain n simple.

Posted by: She's a Slob Her Own Brother Said So


Oh, good............right before her next trial date. Good!!!

Of course Kitson will let them in. They don't care who you are or how you act as long as you spend money.

Posted by: Anonymous


Because it's all a big game to the idiot. Part of her narcissism tells her she's so cute and clever. The paps are too stupid to just leave her alone.

Posted by: Anonymous


But really, how do you stay that way "for hours"? It would've been running down her frickin' leg by 2 a.m. Why do you think she went from short skirt to short skirt to short skirt the entire night? Yes, she's a slob - she knows it drives people nuts, so she plays it up. Why do you think she wears the same brown boots day in and day out? To drive people bonkers! Why do you think she wears the horrid extensions in her hair? To make people talk about how bad they look!

And why do you think she let the paps take a photo of her with a pregnancy test? Because that was the headline on OK magazine the day before.

The point is, she's a manipulator. She "turns on" the dumb when necessary, and turns it off, just like Paris, when needed.

Posted by: This part is optional!


This SO reminds me of when the fantards kept saying Britney's boot was responsible for her horrific VMA performance. It's always some excuse with them. It can never be Britney's fault. Is there any wonder she is the way she is? The fans do it, the police do it, the hospital did it, on and on. No one ever tells the bitch, No, it was your fault. She really does believe she is Britney Bitch and above all.

Posted by: Anonymous


Whoever left the second comment "hope they have a plan B" is absolutely the funniest person on this site. It's says everything it needs to say with out being raunchy and it's just so true. Good for you P.

Posted by: Michelle


Rumor has it that Britney is sending all the X17 papz & employees, "BIG GIRL PANTIES" with a "BIG RED STAIN errrrr... HEART on them for Valentine's Day.

Hang in there "Queen J", Ding, Dang, I'm sure she wouldn't forget y'all.

Posted by: anonymous


This SO reminds me of when the fantards kept saying Britney's boot was responsible for her horrific VMA performance.

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Because it's all a big game to the idiot. Part of her narcissism tells her she's so cute and clever.

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I think you're BOTH right. She thought she was "cute and clever" enough at the VMA's to pull off a performance without practicing. But that's just it - she thinks fucking with everyone is cute and clever, not realizing that it's slowly blowing up in her face.

Posted by: Anonymous


Pamela Anderson is a murderer. Just ask TMZ.

Posted by: Anonymous


we're not being anal either. this is about common decency and she has none.

Posted by: Anonymous


Walgreens sells the "day after" pills so theres no reason for her to get pregnant anyway. it's 2 pills. she should'nt be having unprotected sex anyway.

Posted by: Anonymous


She thinks she is above the law too.
She ALWAYS ALWAYS get away with EVERTHING !!
Red light running.....speeding....handicapped parking......acting psycho, etc, etc.

Posted by: Anonymous


it was:

- the boot's fault...
- sarah silverman's fault...(mean jokes)
- chris mindreak's fault... (bailing)
- the sites fault...(no insurance)

the fantards are chock full of excuses!! ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


fuck Britney and Pam Lee!

Posted by: Anonymous


Honestly, I know she has some die hard fans, but I really think people are beginning to hate this woman. I know celebs stick with celebs, but the average person is really outraged. If I were her I would be scared, but not of the paps, of some average person in a rage coming up and letting her have it.

Posted by: Anonymous


should be good times lol

Posted by: Anonymous


Bleed on Britney!

Posted by: Anonymous


we're not being anal either. this is about common decency and she has none.

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I was referring to certain "regulars" jumping over people's comments, telling them to go to other threads and arguing with each other day in and day out. Who gives a shit if stuff is in the "wrong" thread if it's Britney related. At least it's not the "ETs , spirits? The very same , so powerless , so so stinking dead shit. No Thanks! Love" crap that shows up in all these posts. These sites are supposed to be mindless and fun. Some folks just take this stuff way to seriously!!

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


Don't breed on britney!

Posted by: Anonymous


Yeah she needs a good beat down haha

Posted by: Anonymous


if i were her, i'd be TERRIFIED of her fans!!

CHRIS CROCKER & BRITNEY4LIFE are both MENTALLY UNSTABLE LUNATICS!

then there's bryan dale oingo poingo... the list goes on & on here too!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


7:11pm - JGlad

Wow you the Pot calling the Kettle Black?

Posted by: anonymous


Yes, it is time Tom Cruise steps in, he is the only one to save her.

Chicken shit, he's scared of her, and he ain't scared'a nobody. Go Tom, save their girl.

Posted by: P


I'm a fan of hers (seriously, her new CD actually is good if you like dance music!)and I've been thinking of booking a flight to L.A. just so I can throw some rotten eggs at her grinning face. What an embarrassment she is to...human kind...

Posted by: This part is optional!


the BLOODY HELL EXCUSES...

1 - it's photoshopped!
2 - that's valetines day 'special area' dye...
3 - she was messing w/us! that's koolaid!
4 - she was messing w/us! that's heinz!
5 - it was the color of her underwear!
6 - she's CRAZY!
7 - so what! it happens to EVERYBODY!
8 - it was photo-shopped!!

ROFLMAO!! they just can't accept reality!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Damn I watched that video of Tom Cruise last night. BTW it's on Gawker.com if some people haven't seen it. It was truly unbelievable. I never thought much of him before, but he is a true lunatic. Poor Nicole, how did she stand it?

Posted by: Anonymous


hey i wasn't 'ANGRY'...

i'm all about a good old time! ;) i was just suggesting you go to the actual 'BLOODY THREAD!' it's got over 2,000 comments!! hahaha!!

i want that thread to be the most popular thread x17 has ever gotten! i want it to have the all time HITS RECORD! ;)

i want it to be better than BLACKOUT! HA!HA!HA!

...aaah, that won't be too hard, *WiNk!*

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


7:16 - she truly is. I don't hate her. I was never a fan, but she is just disgusting. I don't see how anyone can defend her behavior at this point.

Posted by: Anonymous


So what is the reality?!!?

I think we're all in agreement here without realizing that we're all in agreement...

Posted by: Squishy


what's on the CRUISE VIDEO? i don't think i want to actually 'WATCH IT' but i still want to know... lol!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Gee...

...I hope I'm never at a BBQ where steaks are bein' grilled an' Twatney's the chef, specially if'n the counrty-ghetto hobag's on the rag, an' she asks me...

"hey, ya'll..er..'allo guv'nuh...uh..
..how ya wan'chyer steaky done?"

Cuz I do likes my slab o' beef rare an' "bleeding".

She might get the wrong fuckin' idea an' try to add some o' her Special Sauce to it 'fore she plates it up.

YeeeEEeeEeEesssh! Aaaarggggggggghhhhhh!!

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Posted by: RasputinsLiver


enough already with the bloody cooter talk. ya, ya, she has to show her cooch for attention now. Speaking of that, how the eff does someone dance like she used to and then suck as bad as she does now? I dont even know if she could do some crazy Ciara/Chris Brown shit now if she tried. At this point she'de barely show up, moon the audience, show her cooter and stand there waiting for applause.

Posted by: Anonymous


Cool.

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


eeeeeeew! raspy!!

BLARGH!! seriously... i won't be able to eat a RARE steak for a while now, DAMN YOU!!

still luv ya & that was HILARIOUS but DAMN YOU!!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


LOL Rasputin!!

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY HATES THE PAPPARAZZI. THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN WIN IS TO PLAY THEM. 'HI Y'ALL!' SHE DOESN'T GIVE A MONKEYS ABOUT THE PAPPARAZZI. 'WE LOVE YOU BRITNEY' WEIRDOS. CANT WAIT TO GET THAT CROTCH PICTURE FOR THE NEW CAR/HOUSE/CLOTHES/PROSTITUTE. SHE IS BEING LABELLED EVERYTHING. FLASH FLASH FLASH. FREAK. FREAK. FREAK. THIS MADNESS WON'T END UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT. I CAN JUST PICTURE THE PAPARAZZI BENDING OVER HER OPEN GRAVE FOR THE EXLUSIVE COFFIN PICTURES. NO RESPECT WHATSOEVER.

Posted by: Anonymous


somebody tell me what was on that tom cruise video!!!!

is he all big-eyed & ALIEN looking? WHAT???

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


On the video, I think he truly believes he IS the Messiah. It's almost like his group is a cult. I've only seen him in movies, but his demeanor is unreal. He starts busting out laughing and you really can't understand what he's even talking about. It's kind of a 'you have to see it to believe it thing'
He acts like a nut. I was shocked. I just wanted to see what all the hype was about.

Posted by: Anonymous


FARRRKK!
dont let her host and be in control of a party! thats the last thing that everyone needs to see. however entertaining it may be

Posted by: space cadet


Abortion is the best thing that ever happened to that fetus

Posted by: Pamela


you can't understand what he's talking about? like he's laughing too hard...?

or as in his metphysical extra-terrestrial bullshit is too over the top?

ROFLMAO!! TOM CRUISE is *NOT* my MESSIAH!! ;)

was it worse than OPRAH's COUCH? i saw that... i thought he was a NUT then.

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


He has demonic eyes, laughs stupidly and the crapper is, he truely belives he can and will save us all.

Posted by: P


SOOOOOO much worse than the couch. The way he throws his head back when he laughs is almost evil looking.

Posted by: P


i did think he was super HOT though in TOP GUN!!

years later i dated this beautiful latino bartender who would throw bottles around to impress me like TOM did in COCKTAIL...

on the first night he tried it though, he was nervous i think & broke a glass! the other bartender looked at him w/disgust, shook his head & walked away, lol! good ol' chris! :)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


You know, I actually thought she was "mentally ill" for a while, because I know several people who suffer from various disorders. I actually felt bad for her. But now...now I just think she's an angry and bitter woman going through a divorce, who is lashing out by "acting" like an idiot to get attention. The fact that she just blew off her boys did it for me. I don't feel sorry for her any more. Now I just want to give her a good beatdown.

Posted by: Chucky Cheese


Justin had a good laugh off Britney. He'd want to toughen up and realise his Cry Me a River gag was actually the start of Britney's negative media attention. So stupid. No one messes with the trousersnake!Funny how he switches from pop tart to ghetto boy to mr. tecnho-he's the one with a personality disorder. Way to go to- springboard a career of Britney Justin! She is being so badly used and abused by MEN. K-fed goldigga, JT career maker(only too delighted she cheated-where would all the hits come from?), and Papparazzi Perverts, who's next I wonder? No wonder she can't trust men! In the words of Britney- 'Boys will be boys'. This girl needs a MAN in her life. A REAL man. Preach!

Posted by: support for brit


hi p! :) *WAVES*

save us from 'WHAT' exactly? maybe he CAN!! i mean, it depends on what he's talking about...

he could save us from global warming... a wayward meteor... from another over rated bad movie (aka WAR OF THE WORLDS)...

:) heh! heh!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Tom is goofy, but he's serious too. He's talking about how this group can do anything and how the spectators need to be the doers. It's crazy. He doesn't really answer the questions, He just kind of spins around them. It's hard to understand and then he will just start busting out laughing for no reason. Laughing so hard he looks like he has this huge double chin. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Anonymous


chucky cheese!?!?! *RUNS SCREAMING FROM THE ROOM*

*COWERS IN CORNER* when i was a little girl, i had a birthday party at chucky cheese's...

the big RAT came over for a picture, bent over really fast & nearly knocked me unconcious with a blow to my face w/his giant nose!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Well....JG, aka Justin's glad...

...my excuse for postin' the Bleedney posts here was that when I first opened the X17 site this evening and went to that specific entry about Brit's manic menstruation, why, it came up blank with a notice saying something to the effect it no longer existed.

I just went to check it out and, lo an' behold, it's back.

But, it also didn't have any entries beyond this morning's "Lindsay's Sentence Includes Morgue Work", until I refreshed it a couple times in between going to other windows on some other sites (news, The Daily Grail, Slate, etc).

Beats me.

.

Posted by: RasputinsLiver


p you paint a scary - no, a 'SINISTER' picture...

i might have to check this out & see it for myself! it's on gawker.com you say?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


That blog is getting way too big and it takes forever to load. It's not worth it to me. X17 servers suck anyway.

Posted by: Anonymous


Gawker.com and search for Tom Cruise. It was there last night, but the heat is on them.

Posted by: Anonymous


Save us from everything, our demons, physical, emotional, spiritual, whatever our problem is, he can and will be able to save us.
I used to just love this guy, until all this came out, now he's just another loon on a mission.

Posted by: P


WHY'S EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKING ON ME??

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, "miSsLe*!!! =)


Hi jglad
good to see you back in action.

You should watch it, it's strange.

Posted by: P


jglad - horrified by chucky cheese - that was too funny!

Posted by: lp


No J-Glad Britney is. You get on X17 and come to worship everyday. I know you declare your insults but it is just a cover up because you are an obsessed piece of welfare drawing shit with nothing better to do but sit online and wait until the 1st of the month come around again so you can buy you some more cheap wine and more crack. Nobody won't pay you to suck them anymore since you got those big green owwwies on your mouth and the only way you get any crack these days is by bendingover and giving up your own crack. Isn't it time for you to go and score some more???? I know you have a hard time remembering where you put your crack pipe. It is up your ass where you put it 2 hours ago. Now get the fuck out of here. You are a burned out welfare drawing ugly fat pig and you seem to know a lot about Britney. So who is the BRITARD? YOU are!!! BITCH WINK THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: YOUKNOWMEWELLANDIMGONNAKICKYOURASSGUESSWHO?


i'm going to find it *NOW*... ;)

keep an eye on the CHUCKY CHEESE fellow for me!! i don't want that bugger sneaking up behind me now!! ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Umm...that was weird.

Posted by: Chucky Cheese


Sure hope Bloodney doesn't soil the furniture y'all.

Posted by: Anonymous


WHY? WHY? WHY? DON'T WEAR FUR! ONLY WHORES WEAR FUR! BRITNEY SPEARS IS A WHORE!

Posted by: BRIT STINKS!!!!!!!


omg! ;)

the *MISSION IMPOSSIBLE* music is making EVERYTHING he says ridiculous!! even the normal stuff!! ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Went to score the crack he J-GLAD? I knew you would. Couldn't help yourself. How's your bloody ass feeling. Slow night BITCH!

Posted by: YOUKNOWMEWELLANDIMGONNAKICKYOURASSGUESSWHO?


re: YOUKNOWMEWELLANDIMGONNAKICKYOURASSGUESSWHO?

********************

So are you someone who's suffering from a "mental illness"? Or are you just "acting" like you're someone who suffers from mental illness?

Oh, the irony...

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


Finalpixx says 3 of X17 paps were issued citations. lol

Posted by: Anonymous


Umm...that was weird...was referring to "YOUKNOWMEWELL" too...

Not you "justin's glad."

Posted by: Chucky Cheese


Does Britney actually have any...er...um...ah..."bloody" fans left???

Posted by: x


The little moron is making their rounds on the threads tonight.
Yeah, WEKNOWYOUWELLNOWGOAWAY!!!!!!!

Posted by: p


Dr. Drew Pinksy says that having a person committed isn’t as easy as it sounds.

Drew told PageSix that California law does not allow for Britney to be involuntarily committed for psychiatric treatment by her family.

His suggestion?

She needs to be arrested and have the judicial system order her into a mandated treatment program. If her family or her friends know she is engaging in illegal activities, they need to call the police and have her arrested. This is probably the only way she will ever get the help that she obviously so needs.

As we saw with Britney’s brief hospital stay, she was let out early because she was determined to not be a harm to herself or others. She would have to have a severe medical condition such as dementia in order for her family to have any power over her medical treatment.

TOB

Posted by: Arrest Britney


i didn't think the video was that bad. i thought oprah was worse.

i come from a VERY ACTIVE background myself of different social service programs so i kinda 'GET' where he might be coming from... i'm 'ASSUMING' he's referring to programs/classes that help people to EMPOWER THEMSELVES...

i'm a BIG believer in that sort of stuff - the only DANGER lies in the line that gets crossed when you start believing *YOU* are the *ONLY* power...

ie - YOU ARE YOUR OWN *GOD* fastest way to damn your soul if you are a believer in such things...

what makes it all so crazy is that you never hear the actual QUESTIONS being asked so you're kinda like...

WTF IS HE TALKING ABOUT? THAT MISSION IMPOSSIBLE WHACK-JOB!! lol!

but that scientology could be very dangerous if it spreads as fast as the vid is saying... maybe TOM CRUISE is the ANTI-CHRIST? lol!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide
********************
CRAZY LIKE A FOX. If I were you I would not make fun of the mentally ill. Would you like to get together and talk about it BITCH? And J-GLAD does know me well. Gonna get real soon with this BITCH! THEY WANT MORE...I'LL GIVE EM MORE!!! OINK!! OINK! PIGS!!!


Posted by: YOUKNOWMEWELLANDIMGONNAKICKYOURASSGUESSWHO?


She needs to be arrested and have the judicial system order her into a mandated treatment program.

********************

Uh oh...wait til Brit reads that headline. Now we know what kinds of tricks we can expect tomorrow!

Posted by: gag me with a spoon


What the hell...x17 has not posted anything new in the past few hours....whats the deal??? New dirt please!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


HAVESOMERESPECTFORYOURMEALTICKET=YOUKNOWMEWELLANDIMGONNAKICKYOURASGUESSWHO?

YOURANIDIOT

Posted by: Anonymous


Hostess with the mostess? Mostess what?

Most~~
1. Missed depositions
2. Missed court hearings
3. Missed drug tests
4. Disgusting wardrobe **you know Blackwell SO wanted to name her #1**
5. Grunged out hair weave
6. # of family members estranged from
7. least concerned about the custody of her children

It is sad that yet another "Hollywood" person is saying she is just such a sweet person. Sweet people generally care enough to show up at a custody hearing that involves your own children. This guy knows that IF she hosts the event some kind of drama will happen and it will be the most talked about party ever! Sounds like a win/win situation for him.

Posted by: teekay


8:17- its britney, bitch. crazzzzyy asss in the house!

Posted by: Anonymous


The Hostess with the Grossness..

Posted by: Anonymous


P...

has oingo-poingo been here all day bothering you? ;)

i missed most of the fun because i was too busy making brit fans NUTZO on the BLOODY HELL thread...

somebody was asking for him yesterday saying they 'missed' him. well they asked for it, didn't they?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


I sure hope the guy has a back up. This personality may have said yes bit what if another one is hanging around that night? No show!

Posted by: Anonymous


hello bryan dale rafael ongpauco...

yes, i can spot your special kinda *CRAZY* from miles away! =P

how are you today? ;)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Actually, I know several people who suffer from mental illness, and I'm not making fun of them. I'm just making an observation about YOU.

And no, I don't want to meet up with you. I go on here for fun while I'm waiting for my computer to render. It's just entertainment. Silly. Whimsical. Fluffy. Frou-frou. Get it? Probably not.

So anyways...

Posted by: Brilliant or Psycho...Can't Decide...


hey teekay! *WAVES*

good post!! :) that guy does want his party to be talked about & covered by the media... he just guaranteed it w/shitney as the host.

even if she's a NO SHOW, he just guaranteed 'BUZZ" about the event before it happens which is his ultimate plan all along anyway.

hey, did you see the TOM CRUISE SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO?? what did you think?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


Someone is all over dishing it out. 'britney herself' is on the 'papz busted at beverly hills hotel' thread.
I wasn't here much yesterday, sounds like same ole, same ole.

Posted by: P


Hey JGlad ~ I would have loved to read some of your comments on that bloody HUGE thread but every time I have tried to load the page it takes FOREVER and I just end up giving up!

I am not so sure the pregnancy test pics were staged. One day she is looking at tests then within a day or two it is painfully obvious to us all that she is not. I don't doubt for a minute that she could be stupid enough to get knocked up again.

Cocktail was always one of my favorite pre-couch jumping Tom Cruise movies.

Coughlin's Law; Bury the dead, they stink up the place.

Posted by: teekay


Hey, I was surfing and found her on the thatsmellyounoticeismysoiledpanties dating website. This is for real. Check it out ya'll.

Posted by: Anonymous


This b.itch is hosting a party on 2/16? well i wonder if she will show up in court on 2/19 to try in get visitation with her kids back. She is such a loser. I think that's why she was so called scared to go into court on 14th, scared her kids would get in the way of her running the streets shopping and getting gas and hosting parties

Posted by: Anonymous


teekay...

the reason it's taking so long to load is 'cuz they have so much CRAP running on it due to the large # of hits it's getting...

go into your internet options section & temporarily disable s c r i p t s & the page loads unbelievable FAST!! :)

i've ben there most of the day, i know... HAHAHAHAHA!

i've been ENRAGING the FANTARDS like there is NO 'BRITNEY' (for us normal folk, that would read like there was no 'GOD')

you should go see the comments if you can... the unintentional funny things they say is worth the wait all by itself!!

xoxo ~ jglad

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


This b.itch is hosting a party on 2/16? well i wonder if she will show up in court on 2/19 to try in get visitation with her kids back. She is such a loser. I think that's why she was so called scared to go into court on 14th, scared her kids would get in the way of her running the streets shopping and getting gas and hosting parties

Posted by: Anonymous


HA! 8:38 LMFAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


or just open up a new page & let that one load slowly while you work on another page...

i'm telling you, the fantards in a tizzy cannot be topped in terms of hilarity! :)

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


JGlad,
You MUST watch Xenu the Troll's video. I couldn't even watch the whole thing I was so disgusted. He can't even form a coherent sentence because he's so IN AWE of himself and his power. UGH It's sickening. And that laugh of his is creepy. He seems like such an insecure NANCY if you ask me. Can anyone tell me WHY he can't take a vacation????????? What a freak.

Posted by: Heehawg


I have only seen the still shots posted here and there. I have no interest in Tom since the Oprah show, Matt you're glib and subsequent programming Katie (did you see her on Letterman?) and even before that I didn't like how he treated Nicole. Here is a man that celebrated his 10yr anniversary, three months later wants a divorce and claims the marriage was over BEFORE the big party just to get out of paying more money in a divorce settlement? I think the Scientology/Catholic issues were much more than HE could handle.

Posted by: teekay


xenu the trolls video...? wtf?

did i watch the wrong video?? =P

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


i was mad when he divorced mimi rogers!! i like her!! i'm not sure 'why' exactly, but i do!! =P

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


God bless K Fed
he has agreed to let Brit see the boys
right on
he's not as much of a jerk as I thought
all you haters must be crying
cause queen b will be with her children
lol
take a pill haters

love you brit
god bless the lovers
we all ready now the haters are in hell

bye waive
p.s. I hate jglad and liver and all the other basterds and bitches here
you are jealous
you have no heart
you have no soul
k fed is your god
and so is money
you would use some kides to fight your
dirty little hate wars

go to bed haters

Posted by: Anonymous


Have a good night all. May we all have more fun watching the Britney train wreck Express tomorrow!

Posted by: teekay


8:41 I wasn't aware that she had any fans left. They must be desperate hangers on.

Posted by: Too bad, so sad


So, Britney is hosting a big party right before her court date. I guess it wouldn't have occured to her to stay home and get ready. You know, take a bath...wash her hair...find some clean clothes to wear. Maybe she could have even figured out how to use her alarm clock.
I guess we know how her shopping spree came up to $10,000...Kitson had to throw away everything she tried on afterwards...I wonder how long it will be before some of Britney's "period" pieces end up on E-bay?

Posted by: tickles


no fantard...

SHITNEY UNFITNEY is the one who uses the kids to get back at KEVIN!

i can't believe he's letting her see them!! either she was finally coherent or over the top suicidal & he felt bad...

which do you think?

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


JGlad,
Xenu the Troll = Tom Cruise, a short alien

Posted by: Heehawg


"Cee Jay" must have found this site!!! The Britney Lover is back.... GREAT!!! More jokes from the moron, and poems that make no sense. I think the parents must go to bed about now, that's when the poems start!

Posted by: TJ


JGlad - have you read elsewhere that Kevin is letting her see them? Your not just taking this Brit fan's word for it are you? Man I hope this is not true. She has done nothing to give her the right to see them and they have done nothing wrong to deserve such a horrible fate!

Posted by: gimme a break


heehawg...

i'm LAUGHING so hard!! but i dunno wtf that means!! ;) if you - OR ANYBODY, has a *LINK* to that particualr video, please share it!!

hee-hawg, i don't remember seeing you on the BLOODY HELL thread...? were you there?

can you believe kevin is letting her *see* the kids?? that better be at his house while *HE'S* watching!!

Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)


So I know this is going to sound painfully obvious but is Britney on the crack pipe? Someone on the beverly hills pap bust post said their friend worked on Brits last video and she was holed up doing crack the whole time. Is she the white Whitney?

Posted by: Anonymous


Is Kevin seriously letting Bloody Brit see the kids? Hopefully she wears a tampon during the visit or they'll be tramatized for life.


Wait....that already happened.

Posted by: Anonymous


of course he isn't letting them see the kids - that BRITNEY LOVER a.k.a. "Cee Jay" and as many other alias' as SHITNEY, just gets bored when mom and dad go to bed and she's left alone with her UNFITNEY poster - so she tries to get people talking about her - like I am now - enough said