Britney To Light The Christmas Tree For LA Live Event!

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

She remains the most useless celebrity on the planet.

This media blitz is nauseating, but as soon as it fades, the less we'll see of this skank. Looking forward to it.

All at her divine feet! The world entirely get down on our knees and worship the very instant her Majesty Britney Spears is in front of our eyes!
The whole world and humankind at your feet GODDESS BRITNEY!!

WOW! Seriously just WOW. Great role model to young girls. Make an ass of yourself, flash you privates, parade your kids around a ton of paparazzi so much that they are scared, lose custody of them, divorce for the 2nd time (by age 26), not take responsibility for your own actions, etc. etc. etc. BUT GET A TON OF PUBLICITY AS A REWARD!! I agree with 12:18, she is the most USELESS "celeb" on the planet.

I really hope she does have an eating disorder maybe that is the only way she will go away!

Maybe she will electrocute herself!

Lighting Xmas trees will be her new career. She got some Pity Awards at the VMA's but notice she didn't even get a BLINK at the MOST IMPORTANT MUSIC NODS - The Grammy's.

Lighting Xmas trees will be her new career. She got some Pity Awards at the VMA's but notice she didn't even get a BLINK at the MOST IMPORTANT MUSIC NODS - The Grammy's.

I think all the pressure that her manager (Larry), her family, and the indutry is putting on her, she will have a hute, and I mean HUGE breakdown soon. She probably won't even make it ot the begining of her tour. If she does, she will break down right after two or three show.

Lighting Xmas trees will be her new career. She got some Pity Awards at the VMA's but notice she didn't even get a BLINK at the MOST IMPORTANT MUSIC NODS - The Grammy's.

Lighting Xmas trees will be her new career. She got some Pity Awards at the VMA's but notice she didn't even get a BLINK at the MOST IMPORTANT MUSIC NODS - The Grammy's.

She sure as hell won't be getting any candy canes stuffing her stocking this year! Not if I have anything to say about it!

Britney Sucks you are dead on.

I hear MTV is beginning to go belly up now. I guess all the money the Spears machine paid for the Pity Awards didn't help much. Sounds like karmic payback for the pity awards! I say good riddance to bad trash!

If you remember, she had that breakdown right after her second tour; she then flipped off the people of Mexico. She then "mysteriously" disappeared for a few months "to take a break" as her handlers told the media. Then she had another breakdown at the beginning of her Onyx tour and she did not show up for TWO of her shows, and the fans were already in their seats. Then shortly after that she started running off stage crying on her European leg of the tour. Then she started to breakdown even more as the tour went on. Then her knee went out on her and she cancelled the whole tour.

Same crap is going to happen on this joke of a tour. But it will be even worse since she is now insane.

Just wait, she will crash and burn soon. It will be worse than any time before, and the tabs are going to have a field day with it all. And that is what the world is really waiting for. They are not really interested in her comeback (except for a few delusional fans, lol). And her fans are going to be screaming and crying again as usual while the haters laugh, and laugh, and laugh, lol.

I'm already laughing at her and have been for a long, long time now! The future soon to be unfinished Mime Tour should be hilarious!

If she put a mistletoe over her tramp stamp area, how many of you britards would be fighting to be the first to tongue her butt?

You are right 12:41 and 12:45. And if you look at it, she has screwed up almost every tour she has done. And each tour becomes more of a disaster then the one before it. And now with this "legal" conervatorship over her, with her dad "team" (Larry) controlling every aspect of her life, she will go nuts real soon. There are reports already slipping out that she is having more and more breakdowns in private that her team are trying to cover up. You can't take a mentaly retarded cud chewing hick from the sticks and force her to be a mokey on tour in a circus act (who has no real talent by the way), and not expect the dumb monkey to not break down soon. This big "comeback" is so shallow and will crash and burn very soon. Just pull up your chairs, kick back. The shows starts in five minutes.

Bwahahahahaha

If there was/is a god, the tree would burst into flames as soon as she got withing close proximity of it! And then fall on her.

lol, 12:54. You now Twitney is going down hard. That tabloids and the news media are just building her up for the big, Big, BIG fall comming up!

she can not even sing in Public her voice needs to be electronically enhanced so what is this gonna be the Milli Vanilli Tour Lip Sink all the way to the Bank she needs to Comit suiside the sooner the Better she rips everyone off no one gets theor moneys worth out of her cause she is a C U N T

I'm not worried about this supposed comeback. All it is doing is building her up for the biggest fall of her life.

'within', extraneous 'g's not withstanding.

'suicide'.

Yup, nothing says X-mas like an insane hooker making a fool of herself on the world's stage!

Welcome fans, to the Cirque Du Redneck Mime Tour! Better start saving up all of your babysitting money, because they are going to stone cold jack you on the prices! What a nice way to say thanks to all of her idiotic fantards!

When Britney talks will it be live or pre taped? Her lip syncing tour killed her chance for Grammy love!!By the way when was the last time Britney perform at the Grammys?

And all of you dolts that are foolish enough to want to waste your money on the Mime Tour, you'd better be damn sure about the Refund Clause of wherever you buy them from. There is no way she'll ever make it through even a partial Mime session before she folds up and burns all of you! We'll gladly welcome many of you aboard when that happens!

im not a fan eithe rbut you guys are fuucckkinh pathetic to even waste time writing about this shit.. i think thats just sad..

Dear Santa,

Grab this selfish, whining cuunt by the back of the fugly weave, march her into Walter Reed Army Medical Center and tell her to STFU!!!!!

Yeah makes me wish Santa was real. She's got NOTHING to complain about.

to the poster that is always slamming her on here and posting the same shit on other sites.

no matter what you say, how many letters you type, how many hours you waste here and on other sites, you will never change my mind or her fans minds.

your efforts are obsessive and quite disturbing that you cannot let go.

i almost have pity for you

Yeah just like she was SUPPOSED to light it up in New York but chickened out ?? BWAAAAAAAAAA SHES A TALENTLESS WHORE WHO WILL KILL HERSELF WHEN THE PITY ROLES STOP COMING.

CANT WAIT TO SEE HER TOTAL MENTAL COLLAPSE CAUGHT ON TAPE !!

OMG I JUST SAW HER PROFILE AT WWW.NASTYHAIRYBITCHESWHOHOLDTHEIRKIDSHOSTAGE.COM

The Elephant in a cage tour is going to suck big balls !! SHE IS A TALENTLESS WHORE.

AAAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA the bitch had to get rid of her puppy. She couldnt even take care of a puppy and they think her tour will be sucessful ? At least the boys dont have to waste their time with her while shes on her pity tour.

Britney Who???

Uh, 2:30 p.m.

It's YOU that deserves to be pitied. You're a fan of Britney Spears. Need I say more?

Is she EVER with her children? I'd rather stay home and light the tree with my family than spend it with people who don't care about me and only care about my pretend image. Her circus song is HORRIBLE. She isn't the ring leader of anything. She doesn't call any shots. What an ass she is. Her stupid family is making fools out of themselves trying to restart the Britney money train. Poor excuse for a mother she is.

Britney has children?

britney's dad is really pimping out this whore to anyone and everyone.

actually she has won a couple of Grammy's and a shit load of other awards...Check out wikipedia.

2008 Grammy nods = A BIG FAT ZERO
2008 VMA moonmen = 3 PITY AWARDS

Whoo hoo!!! Britney mastered flipping a switch to turn on lights.

The reason why she didn't get any Grammy nods was because "Blackout" went completely under the radar. It got absolutely no publicity which led to it not being nominated, period. Also, she won a Grammy for "Toxic" you moron.

Pretty venomous comments...I've had my fill of Brit, too, but feel sorry for the zoo she calls a life...don't criticize until u've walked a mile or 2 in her shoes.

Sad, oh boo frickin' hoo! SHE caused her life to be the way it is now and all she does is play the blame game. SAD indeed! I have no sympathy for her at all.

You think she'll wear panties?