Britney To Return To HIMYM?

Pregnant!

LOVE HER!!

THE LAST DESPERATE ACT OF A RAPIDLY AGING AND FADING FORMER STAR.

CAN ANYONE ELSE HEAR "TAPS" PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND???

"Our sides are still splitting", from laughing at her shave her hair off!

GREAT!!! I will watch!

"Our sides are still splitting", from watching her beat the car with an umbrella!

that would be good b/c she actually nailed it I thought

and I am NOT a britney fan, but I have to give props

I hope she can clear up some space in her busy schedule. Maybe she could avoid 2 or three trips to the restroom and ssqqeeeeeeze some time in. Gosh, cause she is so busy. I mean , all the shopping and starbucks, how will she manage? Busy little BEEEEEEE........

Do you guys find it hard to breathe with your heads stuffed so far up Brit-Brit's ass? She wasn't that funny, and the constant adoration x17 throws her way is starting to get pretty pathetic.

i have my doubts about whether that girl in the picture is the same Britney that is constantly shown in this blog. Have you seen that neck? Those legs? Don't match with her current shape at all.

"Our sides aer stil motha F'in splittin' ", from the cooter flash!

She's starting to look alot like Pregnant..all around the blogs!!
Make room on here schedule? Puhleeze

"Our sides aer stil motha F'in splittin' ", from the cooter flash!

April 2, 2008 2:33 PM
Posted by: TEX
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Could this be the same "Little Jimmie" in TEX? Kira's imaginary stalker?

Language looks like I've seen it somewhere before on Britney posts.

No, I can assure you, I am not kira's imaginary stalker. Are you talking about the fake bi-babe?

Who the hell is "little jimmie"?????

2:51PM

Ghostbusters 911, what is your emergency?
Caller, "Hit and Run" in progress. We'll
need emergency backup.

Britney only brought in an additional 1 million viewers. It's not as if she brought in 10 million more viewers. Most of the minor success is due to curiosity. People are not going to be as interested in another appearrance.

"Our sides aer stil motha F'in splittin' ", from the cooter flash!

April 2, 2008 2:33 PM
Posted by: TEX
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No, I can assure you, I am not kira's imaginary stalker. Are you talking about the fake bi-babe?

Who the hell is "little jimmie"?????
April 2, 2008 2:56 PM
Posted by: TEX
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Looks like TEX lost his "urban" dialect on this one. ROTFLMAO - busted!

Not flattering pictures of Brit, but X17 doesn't take flattering pictures of any celebrities.

X17 paps not only can't read, speak, write English, they can't even take pictures in English.

I will watch HIMYM for the rest of the season - watched it first time Britney was on - for that reason alone, I will continue to watch. You go Britney!!!!

"Her schedule"?
What "schedule" would that be ???
Driving around aimlessly again like she use to ? AND with a new brown wig?
Yeh, she's getting better. NOT !

Britney has made a season position for herself on HIMYM.

Day after day in every way, she's getting better and better.

Reinventing herself as her mentor has.

Keep up the good work Brit.

The only think I see Britney getting day by day is a BIGGER BELLY!

4:05PM

If she is pregger's, then we know she doesn't believe in abortion.

4:12PM

Doesn't believe in "safe sex" either then, does she?

LOL, here's hoping she can find time in her oh so busy schedule to squeeze in a TV appearance and say three lines like an idiot again. She is, after all, SO busy these days. WTF.

If it's true, it's because HIMYM has already gotten Sarah Chalke on board for 3 more episodes...it would make sense as Britney portrayed her receptionist.I wish you guys at X17 would stop going on like Britney's tiny little cameo is what gave the show the ratings...it was part of it. she was cute in the part and could do it again easily, but it was no great acting job...

I'm hungry! I have my fava beans ready, a chilled glass of Chianti. All I need is a "Lamb Chop" to complete my meal.

"smacking lips", "smacking lips", "drooling", "drooling"

I normally say mean stuff about her but she was really good in the episode. I think she is naturally funny and quite a character. Maybe this is her calling. I think she would do well with her own show.

4:44PM

You need to address your post to JGlad so she can pull kira out of her head and send her over.

The photo looks so beautiful. But I don't like her. She is a bad girl. I saw her profile with photos on Richsoulmate.com, where celebrities and wealthy singles hook up. She feels lonely, doesn't she? Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

some of you are so dumb. even one who claims to be a therapist, and the one who helped women in a medical setting. the prefix 'hypo' means below, low, or under normal. please use the proper prefix when making up your hyper-crazy words or using others.

What schedule??? She can shop anytime, go and dine, anytime and go to 'dance' practice anytime. What a joke.

2:51
Bend over here it comes again!!

SA just fyi I never used hyper or hypo attached to anything including crazy. And I dont "claim" anything. I reluctantly told someone that in one freaking post and you all grabbed on and sucked the life out of it which proved to me that it was stupid to post one iota of info about myself. The person who posts the hypocrazy is Jglad.

you guys crack me up-fit it into her schedule-what schedule? tanning, shopping, driving, using the bathroom, like come on. Don't make yourselves look so stupid.

5:33 HYPO VS HYPER PART I

I mean no disrespect to you but I wanted to explain this to you to help.
I am not the wanna be therapist but I am in training to be a Psychotherapist, getting my masters degree. I am certainly in no way involved with that pack of nasty talking hyenas that come on here to rant but in the context of hyper vs hypo there is some info I will share. HYPOMANIA is part of the extreme manic cycling that people that are Bipolar Type II experience, and is a mania of low intensity but that only means that the manic person is not rapid cycling and so due to that they do not go from anxious or agitated to a state of depression rapidly. They can be hypomanic for long periods some up to a year before they become tired and require rest which is completely opposite of what it seems as if it would mean. It can appear that the Hypomanic Bipolar person is perhaps using speed but they do not require anything to have a racing mind and do things very quickly and effeciently until they crash. Eventually the brain gets tired. The body seems to go and go. If you are going to be a Bipolar thats the lesser of the two types nad most with it love it when they are hypomanic because they are very productive. I am sure you have known workaholics, or people that seem to never stop and rest. It is not a recommended way to live and will eventually cause dysfunction in a persons life. Type II Bipolars generally do not require anti-depressants they take mood stabilizers like Trileptal. Perhaps an anti-anxiety drug like a benzodiazepate drug like klonopin but only low dose of valium or even zanex but usually not more than 3 mg of klonopin a day and 300 mg of trileptal is a good effective treatment for someone with Type II Bipolar however there are many underlying factors.

PART II
HYPER vs HYPO

It is quite confusing because the general public thinks in terms of HYPER meaning fast and HYPO meaning slow which in most cases it is but in certain contexts it does mean that the individual who is hypomanic is simply not a rapid cylcing bipolar and does not become depressed as easily and is much higher functioning than those with TYPE I Bipolar who tend to go up and down like on a roller coster ride in their behavior. I hope I have explained this to you so that it made sense. I am not trying to help out that person you were referring to that used those terms or argue just help you understand it is taken out of context at times. Type II's tend to not require much sleep at all, and they can be some of the most creative people you will ever meet. They do not seem at all to have a mental illness until they go down and often self medicate to slow themselves down. In fact it is not uncommon for a person who is HYPOMANIC to have very high IQ's and to have reverse reactions to things like caffeine or speed. It actually slows the brain down where a benzodiazepate can speed the brain up. They more so appear to be extremely busy obsessive compulsive, perhaps anal in the way they keep their homes in perfect order, very high achievers, high functioning whereas hypothyroidism in that context means that the person can become unable to function due to a slow metabolism from lack of a stable thyroid gland and that requires a drug called SYNTHROID or a generic to control and replace the thyroid hormone that the body is not producing. Hypothyroidism means that you have a deficient thyroid gland. I agree with 8:19 last statement and hypocrazy does not begin to describe that Jglad broad or man or whatever it is. That is one of the neediest unhappy individuals who is consistently trying to be noticed. The best thing to do with that one is just ignore it. It is not worthy of your time. It is very deficient and does not want help or it would not be ranting at people. It needs to be institutionalized for a while and treated for it's DIS-EASE with itself.

Thanks U of A grad for that definition of terms! I suffer from type II and what you said is true. People who don't know me very well have no idea I am suffering from anything whatsoever. When I crash, or implode, it is usually in the privacy of my own home where no one can see it happening. I just quietly disappear for a while. And you're also correct about aspects like the ability to function most of the time at very high levels. Everything just rocks when your at any stage of mania, but the the crash that can come can really show the dark side of the high apex of the disorder. And things like caffeine do have the opposite effect on someone like myself. Just like Ritalin on children, it actually slows me down. Never tried drugs like cocaine (and won't), but I imagine it would not have the same effect that others seek it out for.
There is an old Chinese curse that says 'May you live an interesting life or in interesting times)' and if you think about it, BPII is an interesting disorder in much the same way.
If you are still here, what do you think of Brit? I'm not asking for an iron clad opinion or diagnosis via a blog, just a passing opinion. Not being a doctor myself, but suffering through a disorder like this, I am convinced she has some sort of mental disorder(s) similar to, or being bipolar in nature. But this is only an unsubstantiated guess at best and I know it. Thanks for your post though!

your vs. you're- oops! I know better.

Does anyone here know when i can see Brit on HIMYM in Australia? i don't know how far behind we are. Please let me know if anyone can find out post back here.

Show is nothing without her

That would be nice she was great on the show. I never watch it but I would to see her she is talented singer/actress. Hope to see her with her boys soon
AZ FAN

Dear U. You dont know crap about anyone on this site. I am not a wannabe anything. I only mentioned in passing what my career is. I am licensed by the BBS in California. Can you say the same? Nope because you are a wannabe grad student. I suggest you stfu about people on this site you no nothing about. And your little education on Bipolar disorder is interesting it obviously came straight out of one of your text books. Next time you have something to say try to do so without calling people names.

Dear U. You dont know crap about anyone on this site. I am not a wannabe anything. I only mentioned in passing what my career is. I am licensed by the BBS in California. Can you say the same? Nope because you are a wannabe grad student. I suggest you stfu about people on this site you no nothing about. And your little education on Bipolar disorder is interesting it obviously came straight out of one of your text books. Next time you have something to say try to do so without calling people names.

oh puh-leeeeze star jones! all the SHIT you talk about 'me' & you don't know me from adam...

got hypocrazy? ;) *wiNk!*

I'M Your #1 Fan & always have been!

U Rock BRITT!