FIRST?

I am SO excited!!!
Britney is an amazing actress. I hope she becomes a series regular. GO BRITNEY!!!

BABY STEPS YOU ARE DOING GREAT,NICE TO SEE HOW HAPPY YOU ARE WITH THE BOYS.KEEP SMILING. UNCONDITIONAL

Iam so happy life is taking a turn for the better for Britney and her FAMILY

You go girl. Britney is looking great,see what happiness can do.

The Medication must be doing its job, Britney looks great.Good luck girl.

SWEEEEEEEET!! LOVES IT:)
CONGRATS 2 YA BRIT!!
YOU WERE SO AWESOME ON HIMYM.
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR NEW EPISODE!!
PEACE LOVE AND JOY TO YA BABE!!

I cant wait to see Britney in concert again. Britney is my idol.

She has come so far now that Sam Lufti is out of her life. She never would've been able to do this with him around.

Britney is healthy enough to help her sister during child birth.All in the family.Good luck Auntie Brit

Britney is healthy enough to help her sister during child birth.All in the family.Good luck Auntie Brit

Life does seem much better for Britney.She has visits with her boys and glows with happiness.She did great on how I met your mother.Sam is out of her life, she must have been drugged at the MTV Awards, invite her back.

Ha! I am loving this woman. She can do no wrong. She is the precious one. She make the babies with Ronaldo. Wait and see. I tell truth. Love to you Britney!

omg...not one ugly post yet!!! Thank makes me smile & I agree.baby steps & she seems to be doing so much better! And I ahppen to be a "Team B" so YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIFE IS GOOD FOR BRITNEY AND IT SEEMS TO ONLY GET BETTER.GOD BLESS HER AND THE BOYS>............

Britney is such a talented superstar she needs to have her own show! It would get huge ratings for sure.

That's it. Coming through! Get out of my way! *storms up to the front*

*slaps 5:33 in the face*
Bitch you ain't first, I am! (shove,shove,shove)

My best to Britney and her parents for all the hard work. Its paying off.

i am first! FIRST I TELL YOU!~ I am sooo fucking first!

6:09 hate to ruin your day but this has nothing to do with her personally. It is a rating boost. If the Lochness Monster appeared on the show and boosted the ratings, they would ask it to come back to.

bitch fight, yea baby!!!!!

Must be a full moon, I think the niceness is wearing off.GOOD LUCK BRITNEY.

You do know the show is on CBS?!?

April 19, 2008 6:12 PM
Posted by: now whut?!

Listen beyotch, this was a calm and peaceful thread. Now you've wrecked it. You're goin' down! (crosses arms in front of chest)

The tards think CBS stands for cee britney spears

FUCKING DIRTY DITCH PIG!
CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR SWAMP!
INBRED TRASHBAG SWINE!

dO you know the ancient art of fOO cHi?

I don't think so. *foo chi powers activate!*

bob sounds like a fat persons name.

where is the hidden dragon?

beats hiding behind anonymous, huh?

back at "headquarters"..he's having throat problems from all the fire and smoking.

6:12pm the html queen a.k.a the fudge packing gay blade! fuck off!

that's because HIMYM is on CBS, not FOX lol

That show is dumb..im not going to sugarcoat it. I think its stupid!!!

Maybe the FOX people know more???

everybody was KuNg fOO fiGHTiNG

Best wishes going out to the dragon

Not this shit again!!!!!!!
Bob is obviously RON MEXICO!!!!!

Man, this lame ass show must really be hatin' it! The ratings are not even going to be as high this time. At least we know Neil P. Harris can't stand the ditch pig either! He earns respect for that, even if they did FORCE him to make a slight retraction.

those cats were fast as lighting HUH in fact it was a little bit frightening HUH but they did it with expert timing.

Bob sounds like blob
and you want to know what I think of when I think of bob? I think of a man unshaved greasy man in a old holey shirt. The holes are stretched and big cause of his gut. He has grease spots on his shirt and he smells like shit. That is all.

Britney wasn't the love interest. Sarah Chalke was. Britney was cute in the role of Abby. Glad she is reprising the role.

Welcome to the board Carl Douglas you one hit wonder.

Dookie Hauser!

M.D.

F.U.

Love you Brit! good job! way to go! you rock!

Soooooooo fucking messed up!!!
Britney is an adult it is her choice who whe wants in her life. Not her parents!!!

Yes, 6:39, and that's why she doesn't have her kids anymore! I hope Scam comes back into her life too, so he can finish the job he started!

Oh PLEASE, let Scam Lutfi back in her life again! He did such an awesome job when he was in charge! It was so cool to see her wandering around aimlessly, all drugged out and fucked in the head! I miss the good ol' days of seeing her strapped to a gurney and being forcibly taken away to a psyche ward, only to bitch her way out so she could continue on being a completely disgusting pig/slob/drug whore! Now THAT was COOOOOL!!!!!!

Oh, sorry! I forgot my moniker on 6:55!

I guess Brit has more acting talent than K-Fed if that's saying anything. They didn't ask him back again

Sarah Chalke rocks! It's kinda weird for a pooftah to portray a skirt chaser, I can't get past that. Kinda like George trying to pass himself off as straight on GA. Anyway, point WAS, they could put a trained monkey in BritBrit's role, and it would be just as entertaining.

The only reason she isn't fucking up right now is because she is surrounded by all her yes men again.

Doogie's gonna be pissed. He doesn't want her back. He called the Brittster stunt casting.

The only reason she isn't fucking up right now is because she is surrounded by all her yes men again.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...Would that make them "Yes" men, or "No" men?

Poor thing just dished out about 800k in legal fees she brought on herself.SHe had to pay out to about 5 different laywers. Her money is going going .. so she needs to work work work again.

Cash cow gotta get her mooooo on.

what a shame to have your father babysitting you at 26 and losing your kids.

preggers = small fry = bye bye
preggers = tater tot = bye bye
preggers = OH NO = HELLO? NO!

I recall reading somewhere that she has a hearing coming up in May (the 6th I think) and the psych evaluation has to be done by then. She has avoided it so many times and has not had it done yet. The article I read questioned whether she will go through with it. Bet Pop is holding out till the last minute hoping she can get it together.

like all you britney fans sincerely want this trash bag to make millions again.? Brit fans should think about themselves and making their own millions and spreading the wealth around the world. WHy should this idiot get more when she cant even change diapers for two kids in the last year for more than a day visit?

Oh no - don't give them ideas how to make millions. They will be taking that extra cash and building god awful britney shrines all over the u.s.

I like Xtina's singing voice.

The neck on my pet giraffe isn't THAT long.

Britneys brain is fried

"Now that she is seeing her kids again"

First of all, she only gets to see them for several hours per week. How lame. I mean, it's best for the kids to see her as little as possible. But it goes to show you how everyone in her life, including her father, thinks that's all she is capable of, and even that must happen with 5 people in the room.

Secondly, what a sorry f*ckup you must be to have lost your kids (and lost your mind, whatever little she used to have) and at 26 your poor, tired old father has to babysit you. That's not illness - that's incompetence.

And that is what Clitney is: incompetent illiterate hick and a pathetic talentless mediawhore. What is going on is certainly no comeback, it's not even an improvement. My words will prove true as soon as conservatorship is lifted.

wow how many ways can the Britards make excuses for her. and how many ways can the smart people try to explain how crazy she is. We need new material.

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She was awful and she was trying to hard.

The only thing that was funny was that she looked pregnant. She looked like a pregnant elephant.

Britney is obviously not able to take care of herself. Someone will have to feed, bathe, dress, and hold her hand for the rest of her life. I think it's pretty much the only thing she knows.

adanan got her preggers

http://
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BRITNEY FANS SWALLOW CUM

Dayummmmmm 7:51. It sure as hell looks like she is.

don't really think she pregnant. She's got what the front of my house does - an old unattractive overhang.

AVRIL IS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE TALENTED!!!!!!!!

really? looks to me like she needs to lay off the frapps.

Maybe she needs to hit the "big screen" so her lard ass can fit.

she looks knocked up

Well her top is gonna rip if she expands it anymore.

http :// www.jfxonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bsp31.jpg

Many Psych Doctors will request their patients consent to a Depo-Provera shot; a good number of Psych meds are not advisable during pregnancy.

She's fucking fat you morons. Your princess is a PIG. Get over it and stop dreaming up excuses for her stupid ass.

Nah, she ain't preggers. She's gettin ready for the big Blackhead tour. LMAO.

I dunno, I think her gut is 10#s of chewed up fake fingernails caught up in her gut! Basically, a full set gets chewed off every two days. She's always got something in her mouth- frap straws, dick, fingernails, gum, tacos, cig butts, sodas, suckers, Correctol, or whatever or whoever is around. She's always trying to shove something in that pie/dickhole of hers.

http :// www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/britney_pregnant_smoking.jpg

April 19, 2008 8:43 PM
Posted by: Quit Smoking

...Oh my! LOL

So I guess the only blackout she plans to do is in july. When she breaks free and goes on a drug rampage.lmao

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8:43, excellent pic of her smoking while preggo! I heard she drank too! All these idiots claim she never smoked while pregnant and I always heard the exact opposite. Good find! I'm sure some fool will come along to say it's photoshopped, as per usual.

I'm sure some fool will come along to say it's photoshopped, as per usual.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

...Oh MY! LOL

That's going to be a lot of disappointed dancers and fans if that's the case!

eww she's such a GROSS PIG. That picture said it all.

Ain't it great that she's coming back? I'll send her a dollar to shove up her ass crack.

Ain't it great that she's coming back? I'll send her a dollar to shove up her ass crack.

DRINK MY CUM YOU BITCHES, Y'ALL ARE A BUNCH OF POOFTERS!!

Please don't hurt my feelings, a dollar is all my Mom will give me.

Chucky, do ya think she is preggers?

Smoking picture was fake.

http: // celebritydirt.weblogmedia.net/images/0512/britney_wt.jpg

Shitneys looks like a fat ugly slut nerd.

She smoked when she was pregnant. Everyone knows that.

Shitneys ugly as hell.

Shitney looks high on drugs.

Shitneys a fat ugly whore.

Brit does look rather thick in the midriff section for all her workouts!

Did she walk around in short shorts and shirts that didn't fit while she was pregnant? Ew. She looks like the poster child for trailer trash in that picture.

Shitney looks fat and chubby.

Shitney looks more like a drug abuser.

http :// www.hot933.fm/EI/T/Pics/Channels/KDHT/britney_pregnant.jpg

she looks like a giraffe in that picture. They tried to cut 5 pounds of lard that was hanging from her chin. Horrible photoshop

God she always looks like she got dressed in the dark on an meth binge.

Britney looks much better with darker hair and highlights. She looks washed out with all that blonde.

http: // www.untouchablebritney.net/news/data/upimages/small-britmom.jpg

She might have smoked while she was pregnant but that pic don't look right.
I don't think that's her bottom half with the preggo tummy hanging over the shorts

http :// www.jfxonline.com/britney-spears/2008/04/19/brit-visits-niketown/

http :// top40.about.com/od/britneyspears/ig/Britney-Spears-Photo-Biography/Britney-Spears-Pregnant.htm

I am glad she is getting the help she needed, and is getting better, she has two adorable little boys who need her healthy.

Yeah, and since she helped ruin their lives already enough with smoking and abuse and being a selfish bitch, its time to pick up the slack

Shitneys retarded as hell.

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oh brit, how you look like shit.
you lost your wit, you took a fit
and now alone with your thoughts you sit
you aren't well, you aren't fit
your stomach is a bottomless pit

Talk about thick in the middle. LOL

http: //www. lauraainsworth.com/news/britney1.jpg

http :// www.brittney-spears.net/pictures/britney_spears_starbucks_picture_160.html

Oh 10:08 How you Hate
On a blog to Bait
Cause you never had a Mate
And now it's too Late

http :// www.brittney-spears.net/pictures/britney_spears_stroller_picture_106.html

10:14 you suck. dont quit your day job you suck suck suck!

Girl is "thick" all over, including in the head.

rhyming bait with mate and hate

you SUCK. ahahaha

britney is thick
her diet won't stick
but the truth of it all
she's a man with a dick

Andy, I get the feeling ya don't like our girl.

andy dont like the girl
she makes him hurl
andy don't like this bitch
she got herpes itch

Bait is a perfect word that fits and goes with Hate. Duh Is You.

Forgot the last line
Like Mad Dog in a crate

Brit is almost Fit
Doing Bally, no longer snaily
They'll soon forget Madonna
She'll be going to Dubai
Hip Hip Hooray

Anonymous, ya ain't no poet ~ but ya just too damn dumb to know it

how long did i wait
for you to respond to the hate
and you give me stupid shit like mad dog in a crate
your rhymes are stupid, chewed up and ate
your not making sense, not coming across straight
so do me a favour and dont procreate
you still suck
you took my bait

http :// img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060320/bspears2.jpg

Christ! What a bunch of delusional nutjobs the majority of you are. Did any of you actually watch her episode of HIMYM? Talent? Far from it. It's her brand that got the the gig in the first place and if she returns it'll be her brand again. The girl couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. She was AWFUL on HIMYM! She took a mediocre show and made it far worse for the experience.

brown boots of death
oh when will you die
you are on your last breath
her feet make you cry

oh wet paper bag
how i love you so
i don't care you're a hag
i won't let you go

urban cowgirl 10:34, we're too lazy to check out that crap.

we are too lazy to check out that crap
so paste another one and i'll give ya a slap

did doggie in perggers brit?

is it the dog brit really pines?
maybe after a drink, and too many lines?
turn down the lights and shut the blinds
britney is horney she wants her canines

im rocking out to tom collins. TOM COLLINS RULEZ!

"delusional nutjobs"??? Thank heavens I have no pride or self-respect because my feelings might be hurt. I'm not crazy, but I am kinda stupid.

I wonder if I spent time at poetry if I would be any good.

If the rumor is true that Madonna will get $25 Mil for doing 2 concerts in Dubai then it's not far fetched that THE BRAND Britney can get that amount for 2 shows in Dubai.
She's a lot younger and once she's fit she can do it.
She'll have a much better comeback reception there then here in the US.

Brits gonna make the Biggest Comeback in history wooooo!!!! And they called FOX cuz thats where they shoot the episodes. Screw all Brit haters!Shes comming back!

Bloatney is a wreck. A fat wreck, at that. Make that incompetent stupid talentless fat wreck.

Any delusions that she would have a comeback, ever, aree just that: delusions. Deep in their hearts, even fantards know that.

Other celebs do charity.

Bloatney can't even do her hair. Wait a minute. WHAT hair?

Brit's coming Back
And she's coming back Big
I ain't kidding Jack
and she won't need a wig
You'll think your high on crack
and you'll want to take a swig

Right now I'm watching "Bride of the Gorilla" B/W (1951) with Raymond Burr as the man who turns into a horny great ape. Eat your hearts out posters!

http :// www.usmagazine.com/brits_boots

Check that pic. When your neck has to be so heavily photoshopped then you know you're done. Britardney has never had such a thin neck, not even in her best times. It doesn't even look like her. Check her neck in some recent pics here on X-17. Actually in all her scenes in HIMYM she looked quite pregnant. Because of her big gut they could not choose fitting dresses for her at all.

God, the thought of this animal being pregnant again makes me shudder.

The only Coming Back Shitney will do is at Starbucks.

When the concert is announced
Haters won't be invited
Because you know you've all been shortsighted

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

when the concert is announced
i will hop on my trusty pig and fly over to her concert

In the movie, Is the Bride a Dude??

m @ 11:03 warn me next time ya say something soooo insane - dammit I just squirted diet pepsi outta my nose!!!

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http :// galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2007/08/child-rearin-an.html

no m, the dude is the gorilla and the bride is the...uh...never mind.

Television is the pits,
So I came to this thread
To check if Brit's, still out of her head

Gallery of the Absurd Rocks!

http :// galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/12/britney_lindsay.html

On That You Can Be Sure,

You da man, man!

If an old gypsy woman can put a curse on a man and turn him into a gorilla, maybe a curse can turn a pop princess into a stinky slutty skank. It could happen!

When the concert is announced,
no tickets will be sold
seeing she is so fat and old,
seeing she's a used trash whore
people will be interested no more.
So she will sadly dunk
'cause no one wants that junk.

Wreckney is going bald,
so no tickets will be sold.
Quite unlike Madonna,
Tardo's got no hair on her.

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tyattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking.
Thanks Britney...
Love :)

Seeing that she's such a loser
Arabs sure ain't gonna choose her.
Yes, they like their women fat
But not fat and saggy just like that.
Also, they'll want singing for their dough,
not lip-synching of this fat cow.

It's fine that Britney has junk in her trunk, but sadly she also has junk in every other part of her body.

ETs ,spirits?
Dead beat.
The very same so powerless so so stupid f...
No Thanks!

Love :)

Sunnyday! Who do you like better, Britney or Madonna?

Britney Spears - You can't help but change a little bit, but on the inside I'm still completely the same person.

My soul , my inner light that fragile innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Worth to live for , worth to care for

BRITNEY AND JAMIE LYNN SPEARS, LINDSAY AND ALI LOHAN, PARIS AND NICKY HILTON, MADONNA, ASHLEE AND JESSICA SIMPSON, JT, TOM CRUISE, BRAD PITT, BEYONCE, AND OTHER HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES JOIN FORCES TO FIGHT THE TYRANNY OF THE EVIL, RETARDED TEENYBOPPER CELEBRITIES!!!

I am so fed u with all those tattoos.
I hate smoking.
I am so light , light...
Love :)

Britney Spears - I don't like defining myself. I just am.

11.54 (I got my life back)
I liked this very , very first Madonna. This later oversexualized is just dead beat. I feel so sory for her...
Love :)

THE SIMPSON AND SPEARS SISTERS ARE NEW, HOT, EXCITING CELEBRITIES!!! MILEY IS OLD, BORING, AND STUPID.

She will make millions
Just you wait and see
Look at the millions of hits
from bloggers like you and me
Don't matter if she has saggy tits
That won't be what the Arabs want to see
They will bring their camera kits
When they come to watch Britney

she's a cheeto eating bag lady

I feel my inner golden light , my very roots.
So Precious.
My heart is bursting when it is around me .
I clean my mind , I clean my body so it will stay for good.
Please stay , please...

ETs , spirits?
Stupuid f... !!!
No Thanks!
Love :)

Britney is so nice
She is cool
That bitch is so afraid of mice
Britney lovers are kids at school

Fans scream when they see her
Of the Legend known as Britney
Haters want to be her
They really are so envy
Soon you will know for sure
She'll be heard from sea to sea

One, two, you know who
Three, four, we want more
Five, six, root for the Knicks
Seven, eight, lose the weight
Nine, ten, her name is Jen.

Sunnyday! I agree with you totally about Madonna. You are so kind in your choice of words.

12:21 HUH?

Britney and Miley went up the Hill of Smiley
To make fun and laughter.
Britney is alive and she still has a life,
Then Miley came falling after.

http :// galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/01/celebmonkeys_ma.html

http :// galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/celebmonkey_2.jpg

theres nothing about her i admire
her legend is no more
she's used to be someone up higher
now she's a filthy whore
what happened to her fire?
please give me no more
i just wish she'd retire
she makes my eyes painful and sore

Oh mighty m, find something that rhymes with orange or purple!

11.55 Britney Spears
Not change but remind , uncover my very roots. Go deeper , see deeper , deeper then so far. There is still unknown in me and its colour is so so gold...
Love :)

No Life

You first
Grin

The World Trade Center is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
The World Trade Center is falling down,
My fair New Yorkers.

12.02 Britney Spears
Yeaa m so passive bitch.
Am I...?
Love :)

That's not nice

But its true...?
Love :)

im sorry i say it i know its not nice
but look at what happens when left to her own device
she goes bonkers,nuts and wild
so strap her to the gurny
and treat her like a child
i just can't understand
this woman at all
it was in the palm of her hand
now nothing at all

Britney Spears - I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra.

I hate smoking...

12:36 AM Go to bed, you're not funny!!!!!!

that was sick

Gorilla got shot by Bride and turned back into a dead dude - all is safe in the jungle! Goodnight m

ok somebody blast NSYNc thru a bull horn to make the bitch wear a bra

1:03 Can you please GIVE A FINGER AT MILEY CYRUS!!!

Night , night America.
Sweet , natural dreams ...
Love :)

12:54 and 1:01 Please shut up!!! I am trying to spy on Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus!!!

"Britney is alive and she still has a life"

Do you have any proof of that? I mean, it's true that she is still alive but it's not much of a life, is it? No talent, no brain, no looks, no kids, no freedom, no career ... No nails and no hair!

At 26 she has to be babysat because otherwise she can't pull it off on her own. Seh has to be supervised and she can't spend her own money, she only has allowance. Her psychiatric evaluation is coming up (the one she dodged already several times by now) and we all know how she stands psychiatrically. No sane person would entrust her their toilet paper, much less her kids.

And even the fact that she is still alive is thanks to her supervision team and her meds, not thanks to her skanky self.

*Twiley and Hillary Duff Beer are alive and they still had no lives*

At 15 she has to get a life because she has unresponsible parents, boys, and rumors. The 20 year old singer-actress is nothing to Britney.

THE OLSEN TWIN SISTERS RULE AND THEY ARE RELATED TO PARIS HILTON OR BRITNEY.

GO TEAM SCARLETT!!!
GO TEAM SIMPSON!!!
GO TEAM LOHAN!!!
GO TEAM OLSEN!!!

the olsen twins are billionaires from straight to video and marketing

Come to YouTube for the latest fuckin' videos!!! Broadcast Yourself to Hell!!!

1:32 AM Who is Team Miley?

http :// www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/06/09/48hours/main557671.shtml

ok it sounds hot

Paris?

satan?

Linds?

scarjo?

Who the hell is Miley?