Britney's $300,000 Thai Getaway!

Good for her! She's spending money but it isn't just selfishly, so again I say ROCK ON QUEEN B!!

Thailand???? She better make sure her meds are clearly marked "prescription" or she'll be spending years behind Thai bars. Well maybe that's not such a bad idea.

She's used to being locked up.

Thailand is a beautiful place to spend a vacation. It shows that Brit is an American Girl with a brain.
All the rest of you american haters.. Do you even know where Thailand is....

Ya we know where Thailand is. Take a left at your asshole and you're there.

Princess Powder-Puff has had quite the rocky existence for the past couple of years. Besides being a sizeable tabloid target, Princess P. has had some career setbacks, too. Maybe that's because everyone around Pee uses her for something. And whatever goodies those fake pals are gaining, it's never in PPP's best interest, for sure.

See, Puff hardly has any real buds. Sad, but very true.

Now, don't feel too bad for the babe, 'cause with her money she could easily be getting help if she wanted it. Instead, Triple-Pee resorts to seeking a different kinda aid from those around her.

Like drugs. The hard stuff, babes. Like what ruins major divas' careers before the whole global tabloid world's eyes. Powder-Puff is scrounging for a fix and isn't being too subtle about it, in whatever town she happens to be touring through. And what's Pee's great idea so nobody finds out? She's asking her crew members left and right for them to score something, anything, for her.

Genius.

Yikes, this is definitely gonna make PPP's comeback 10 times harder. Just more trainwreckishly delish for us to watch, that's all.

Oh, you all do know Princess isn't used to performing sober, don't you? It's something she absolutely hates doing, and it's definitely showing—the few times she agrees to be forced into such a desultory state.

So sad, too, 'cause Pee used to have it all. Boys, hits, good-girl fame—the works.

So sad, too, 'cause Pee used to have it all. Boys, hits, good-girl fame—the works....

blind item.

That's chump change for her.

She looks amazing, i love her.

princess powder puff=princess of pop

refering to her as P, really means B.

she used to have it all, boys (her boys!) hits, and good-girl fame...

Her tour was seriously the best show that i've seen in years!!

You seriously need to get out more.

After the tsunami hit Phuket, I would completely stay away from that part of the world. No early warning system.

Wait.....

She is the main cash cow for the family and alot goes out to others who live off her so good on her! I wish she would quit smoking for her boys sake though I would hate for them to have see go through radiation or chemo treatment. All the best Britney.

"I would hate for them to have see go through radiation or chemo treatment"

They've already seen her bald so it wouldn't come as a shock to them.

Probably another X17 pack of lies.... just like all the made up garbage they print about Brad and Angelina! I'll believe it when I see it.

Maybe we will get lucky and a big wave will carry the stripper clown away forever

She needs to focus on her kids instead of running around acting like a fool on stage at her crappy concerts.

She needs to stay away from drugs.

She needs to quit partying all the time and take care of her kids.

She needs to quit smoking or shell die of cancer.

Shitney needs to wash out that nasty birds nest out of her hair.

She needs to take a shower because she looks filthy dirty all the time.

Queen B & everybody she loves together on an island??? They're gonna get married!!! I can feel it!!! I have goosebumps!!! I'm so excited!!! YAY!!!

She can't buy a pack of cigarettes without permission. How does that translate to marrying anyone while she's under conservatorship. Do you really think that her father would relinquish control over her. You keep thinking she's normal. She ISN'T.

I love Britwick. They're totally gonna be Mr & Mrs Hapily ever after.

Her hair is the nastiest shit on earth. Make your little stripper clown wash more than once every 2 weeks daddy spear-est. And married ?? PLEASE !! HELL NO daddy ain't given up the #1 pimp spot to some gay little Wiesel. Shitneys little fans think shes gonna have a knight and shining armour.... ha haha ahahahahahahhahaah.....this is NOT a fairy tale yalllll........and fat ugly greasy stripper clowns ?? Well they end up ALONE with their daddy...for life....

fine prozac brian

She looks all beat up and unhealthy.