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Britney's Big Blue Security Blanket

BSPEARSSEANPRESTON050807_21.jpgBSPEARSSEANPRESTON050807_20.jpgWe couldn't help but notice the way Britney's demeanor towards our cameramen when she went in compared to the exhausted, camera-shy affect she adopted on her exit. Britney's fondness for X17 is pretty well-documented (and it's worth noting that the videographer who shot this footage happens to be her favorite out of all our guys), so we're pretty sure she wasn't just feeling empowered and positive thanks to the presence of her police escort. Our guess? Our homegirl was straight-up worn out from her intensive practice session - not to mention the rigors of touring!



BSPEARSSEANPRESTON050807_52.jpgBritney just strolled into the studio unobstructed...

BSPEARSSEANPRESTON050807_41.jpg...but when the time came to leave, Britney had this guy in gray stand in our way!

BSPEARSSEANPRESTON050807_29.jpgNot that she wasn't her characteristically sweet self on her way out, of course!

Britney certainly doesn't need to hire cops to keep us away - we're certainly not going to start any funny stuff when she's got a bodyguard as big as the one she's got permanently on staff!

SEE MORE:
  >   Brit's Retail Therapy - Oct 02, 2007
  >   Secret Witness Makes Yet Another Public Appearance - Oct 02, 2007
  >   The Look Of Confidence - Oct 02, 2007
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - BRITNEY'S LEGAL, Y'ALL! - NOW WITH VIDEO - Oct 01, 2007
  >   X17 XCLUSIVE - Britney Just Moments Before Handing Over The Kids! - Oct 01, 2007

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I'm first!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


britney is a horable mom she doesnt deserve those kids nor does she deserve that money! Shes a slut! What kind of mother lets other people carry her children and show her crotch off to billions of people! I have a 16 month old and there is no way in hell i would hire someone to do my JOB! She should have stayed back in hick town where shes from that way the trailer and the bleachbonde hair wouldnt have goten in the way of HOLLYWOOD!

Posted by: Anonymous


Lindsay Lohan gives a blowjob:
http://nieuwsmening.blogse.nl

Posted by: Peter


HERES THE REAL PICS OF HER NOT CARRYING SEAN

Posted by: Anonymous


Her body looks so HOT!
I love you my pretty girl
She's so so so........ pretty!
I want you back now...
Kisses

Posted by: Patejo


yeah righ, like now she dont want attention

Posted by: jesss


X17 - ENOUGH ALREADY WITH BRITNEY

Posted by: Anonymous


SHE'S HOT AND MUM AT THE SAME TIME!

Posted by: italianHOTguy


POTATO POOP

Posted by: Anonymous


Way to go Britney. we all support you baby!!! :-)

Posted by: Anonymous


i can't believe she still has those same stockings on.
as far as mothering skills, there are none. she couldn't carry sean because then no one would see her new body.
i think the cop is there to make sure she straps him in right!

Posted by: Anonymous


Laughing Straight To Bank With This

Posted by: MM


Skanky whore. SPF looks scared to death of her, of course she's a stranger to him so he would be afraid.

Posted by: WTF


wait till kfed asks for an increase in child support next year when she files her 2007 taxes for this. A few more people lauging including plastic surgeries for Shar .

Posted by: Anonymous


BlubberButt

Posted by: Anonymous


simmer down 11.22 know even mentioned anything you wrote about paid alli poster

Posted by: Anonymous


simmer down 11.22 no one even mentioned anything you wrote about. paid alli poster

Posted by: Anonymous


who are you yelling at 11.22

Posted by: Anonymous


all retarded??

Posted by: pysco 11.22


are you all retarded?

"What kind of mom lets other people carry her children"--> um...plenty do! many mothers have nannies. Heck, just about 90% of upper class women have nannies and people who help take cre of children for them...

just shut up if u urself can't afford to a nanny. Britney is a working mother and dancing is part of her job.

as for the crotch shots, she just didn't wear underwear. big deal. It's not like she lifted her skirt up or said "hey, look at me and my crotch!"

Posted by: Anonymous


He is so HOT! I hope Brit got her mack on.

Posted by: Anonymous


Primary custody?? Its called joint custody and they both have them the same amount of time retard

Posted by: Anonymous


haters still dream about money snd custody to k fed.ehy oj simpson is free and micheal is free and has the custody fo his kids,
money=power
if u notice britney has already the primary custody!!

wake up moneey=power

Posted by: Anonymous


um, Sean preston looks like he just woke up...hence his swollen eyes. duh

Posted by: Anonymous


sean was not afraid he was lean to her shoulder see the video.

Posted by: Anonymous


11.26

not true cause it s week that kevin doesnt have kids

Posted by: Anonymous


why is she still dressing like a whore?

Posted by: Anonymous


DEAR BRITNEY:

PLEASE GIVE UP THIS "COMEBACK" CONCERT SERIES. THERE IS NO COMEBACK.

YOU'RE 25 GOING ON 26 WITH 2 KIDS. IT'S OVER. PLEASE SIT DOWN. YOU ARE NOT THE NEXT MADONNA. YOU ARE ONLY HUMILIATING YOURSELF EVEN FURTHER.

STAY HOME, CHILLAX AND BREATHE. THE PAPPARAZZI ARE SO TIRED OF YOU. MMMKAY? SIT DOWN. LET PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL TALENT DO THEIR JOBS. CHEER UP SWEETIE.

SINCERELY,

REALITY

Posted by: REALITY


shes hot?! whats so hot about her? cellulite? shes pretty only on photos which are retouched in photoshop

Posted by: Anonymous




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Posted by: Anonymous


HEY X17 IT WAS HER FAVORITE X17 VIDEO GUY???????????

WELL THEN HE MUST HAVE A HUGE COCK AND SUPPLIES HER WITH CRACK.........

Posted by: WTF


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Posted by: Anonymous


HEY X17 IT WAS HER FAVORITE X17 VIDEO GUY???????????

WELL THEN HE MUST HAVE A HUGE COCK AND SUPPLIES HER WITH CRACK.........

Posted by: WTF


This is the same set of pics from this morning. X17 sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Anonymous


Ricki Lake looks better than Flabney.

Posted by: Anonymous




WTF? ^^^^

Posted by: Anonymous


why everybdoy in her psot say alway the same thing.... it s annoying!!cares about your life not her life,i bet your life is not that perfect.

and i m not even her fan but this is so fucking boring

Posted by: Anonymous


11.32

where do you recieve that information from?

Posted by: DUH


11:53 I have an idea since this is sooo boring why dont you go take an English lesson???

Posted by: Anonymous


smoke on the water

a fire in the sky

Posted by: Deep Purple


Simple minds apparently can't grasp the concept of "joint custody"

Posted by: Anonymous


No money for new tights? Awfull.

Posted by: Tracy


Jimmy crack corn

Posted by: and I dont care


hill billy times

Posted by: Anonymous


first glance at this pic and looks like a nut bar stripper who's been raped with those fishnets is trying to seal or kidnap an innocent child.

Really if u never heard of spears and saw this pic what would you think?

Posted by: Anonymous


In A Godda da Vida honey

Posted by: Iron Butterfly


http://www.esl.com/

ESL ESL ESL ESL

Posted by: ESL


my loneliness is killing me

Posted by: britney spears


crazy i just can't sleep

Posted by: britney spears


11.59 and she got caught and booked for it

Posted by: Anonymous


X17 you are just as pathetic as she is.
Fools

Posted by: Anonymous


Can't that douche bag afford a new pair of stockings, or is the whore snorting all her money away.

Posted by: Mikey O


that does not look like sean preston...i think that is jayden james!

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey Brit buy some new hose, boots, wig
hat, your looking dirty and narly!!

Posted by: mimi


Her kids are very small for their age. I guess they will be short people. That is sean not jayden.

Posted by: Anonymous


Sean needs a haircut

Posted by: Anonymous


so - she carries Alli's PURSE while Alli carries her TODDLER? I guess it's an even trade in Britney's warped mind.

Posted by: good gawd


that is not sean...look at the nose, sean has a very distinctive nose and he is quite chubby (cute chubby though).... this is not the same kid. even the hair color is darker. it is possible for her kids to look very similar which is my quess as to why no one else is picking up on this.

Posted by: Anonymous


It's so good when Britney with more security.

Posted by: Irvivo


Irvivo

Anything bad to say

Posted by: Anything?


These poor children to be rediculed for the rest of their life because of their crotch bearing mother and crack head father, so sad

Posted by: Anonymous


where the hell is the other kid?!?! and why does she hate him?!

Posted by: Anonymous


Eek spelling, 12:41, but good point!

Posted by: Anonymous


Its a nice change to see her with one of her kids at least, but, and I hate to be critical, Im not sure if this is genuine or if she is just trying to shut everyone up about her never being with the kids etc. If she is being genuine then good on her, but if it's just a charade, then she won't be able to keep it up for long!

Posted by: Anonymous


Are those LAPD? Why exactly are they escorting her? That it NOT what tax $$$$ should go toward. Everyone (in LA) - CONTACT THE LAPD via email and ask to have an explanation for this!

Posted by: Anonymous


That child is too big to be Jayden, fools!! Haven't any of you ever been around little kids?

On the other hand, those stockings have got to go---I cannot for the life of me understand why she is still wearing them? No stockings are better than that trash.

I wonder if perhaps she just hasn't bonded with the little one. She was out every night after he was born, and you don't ever see him with her. Maybe she just doesn't have any maternal feelings for him.

Posted by: Anonymous


It's the health department. They consider her to be hazmat.

Posted by: Anonymous


LAPD email address:
contact@lapdonline.org

Posted by: Anonymous


Fuck da poooolice

Posted by: Anonymous


Justin Timberlake come and save her....................

Posted by: Anonymous


She hates the kid because she thought it was going to be a girl.

Posted by: Anonymous


nice cottage cheese on that leg Brit Brit

Posted by: Anonymous


Hazmat HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fo realz

Posted by: Anonymous


This ho is even beyond a Queer Eye makeover

Posted by: Anonymous


Would one of you fans please by that moron some NEW fishnet pantyhose - WTF??

Posted by: BB


haters, she isnt over!!!!
shut up haters idiots!!!
britney i love u!!!!

Posted by: mix_italy


Alan Mercieca's songs to Britney, this is some funny shit!!

http://www.savefile.com/projects/808488090

Posted by: Anonymous


Yeah, that is right. She wanted a girl, and I think that was part of the reason why she canned federline.

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey mix, GDIAF

Posted by: Anonymous


Seans Preschool Check List:

Lunch box- mother crotch shot on front

Crack pipe-juvi size

Jack Dan-mini size

Canvas bag-Jayden inside, for show and tell, $100 bucks a peek of course.

Posted by: Anonymous


LMFAO!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


what GDIAF?

Posted by: mix_italy


Google it you lazy fuck.

Posted by: Anonymous


wow - that was so orchestrated. She made sure to take plenty of time in the backseat to make it look like she buckled that human anchor in. I guess she learned SOMETHING from Larry. He was the one that brought it to her attention that she has a bad public image and people think she sucks as a mother.

I hope for Mother's Day, both of her boys piss in her face...if she ever even gets that close at home.

Posted by: Anonymous


Justin do you hear???Britney sings...."come to me".........

Posted by: Anonymous


aff, you are idiots haters. If you don´t like her GO AWAY
Nobody is saying that you need to coment, so GO AWAY
Damn ._.
Lots of people love her and you´ll never could do anything for thar ;)
you can´t control who is our idol ;)

Posted by: carolina


HUUUHH?? Why cum you tell that lil dago boy to go dah in a fahr????

*slaps table* Wutz thayat s'postamean???

Posted by: stoned Britney


Dayum Carolinah, yew tawk badder than ah dew!! HUUHHHHH???

Posted by: stoned Britney


if you don't like the comments - why don't YOU go away?

You are idiot lovers.

Nobody is saying that you need to comment either, so why don't YOU go away.

Posted by: back at you idiot


she's hot hot hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt the most hotttttttttttttttttttttt

Posted by: anonymous


Justin is a closet case homo

Posted by: Anonymous


justin is mama boy she don't need him he's ugly

Posted by: anonymous


I thought this story was going to be about a huge blue crack rock. I am so disappointed.

Posted by: Anonymous


wow I cannot believe how many people are so jealous of her!

She can't help it if she's the most famous person in the world. She also cant help it that she has millions of dollars to pay for nannies and to last her and her children for the rest of their lives.

Just like the haters cant help that they are obsessed with her. She's worth obsessing about.

*giggle*

Posted by: Stacy


yeah stacy the hater are so retarded

Posted by: anonymous


woah, dis gurl is so f-ing hot. i alm0ostwannat make out wit her haha. she iz lookin so bangin in dose clothes and her make-up and face is flawless! oh gawd, how she get so hawt? she is so amazing and i luv that gurl 4 life! shut up hataz u are fat and ugly while brit and bangin and loved wooooohooo brit!

Posted by: lyniqua


Such a waste of humanity. She is such a whore who has no fashion sense and of course has no musical ability beyond being able to turn on a CD player. I wish this worthless piece of shit would just crawl back under the rock from which she came. I would say Happy Mothers Day Britney, but in my mind, the only mother you are is a mother fucker.

Posted by: Anonymous


she's hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Posted by: fuck all the hater


so...I guess alot of people are jealous of Courtney Love, Tara Reid, Anna Nicole Smith too? That is the category Britney falls into.

Please Stacy - if your fantasy is that EVERYBODY is just jealous...I guess that's what you have to do to cope.

I would commit suicide if I had Britney's life, and no money in the WORLD (not even 10 times what she has) is worth having no privacy, no respect, a bottom-barrel fans, a ruined family relationship...HER ENTIRE LIFE SCENARIO.

Besides, most people who get the 'hate' (non-complients)are those who totally deserve it. Britney is one of those people.

Posted by: get a clue


so...I guess alot of people are/were jealous of Courtney Love, Tara Reid, Anna Nicole Smith too? That is the category Britney falls into... The freak tabloid attention-needing type.

Stacy - obviously your theory that EVERYBODY is just jealous of BS...I guess that's what you have to do to cope.

I would commit suicide if I had Britney's life - and no money in the WORLD (not even 10 times what she has) is worth having
- no privacy
- no respect
- bottom-barrel fans with no standards, intelligence or taste (just like Britney)
- family/close friends relationship in complete shambles
- having no real unpaid friends
- having no one to trust
- having tremendous psychological problems (BP Disorder)
- attracting the type of men she gets

etc,etc, etc.

Tell us again why we should be jealous. I really don't see it. :)

Posted by: Try again Stacy - you whiner


gey a clue go away bitch you stupide like ur comment britney has more fan than heter.poor you

Posted by: anonymous


btw - I am not poor in the least and I LOVE everything about my life! Wouldn't trade it for the world. :)))))

Posted by: get a clue


She's a cheap fat ugly whore, who doesn't deserve to call herself a Mother.

Posted by: Anonymous


I see the CHEAP part (how could you miss it?)

FAT - not really - more like chunky monkey

UGLY - not really - but not the most attractive.

WHORE - I think a more proper term is "HO", but what are you basing this opinion on?

Posted by: Anonymous


I think the term Britney has wanted for herself (and had at least one baby to try for the title) is MILF, not MOTHER.
Sadly - she isn't either of those.

Biological Mother fits.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney fans are pathetic all they can say is "ya;ll hater r fat n jellois"
You're pathetic. Number 1 you can't see anyone on here. And it's "jealous" not jelloius, gelliz or jelos.

Number2. It is infact Britney fans who are ugly and fat. And I have two examples. That Alan Priest guy is butt ugly, and ~*OuTrAgEoUs*~ From Hollywood Forums! is fat. Both are die hard Bitchney fans.

And last of all, the irony is that Britney is just plain fat. You fans can deny it all you want. Call strangers on the internet fat to try and make yourselves feel better, but the truth is that Britney is fat. Her legs and her ass and arms are gross and fat, she has no business dressing like that at all.

Also her kid looks like he doesn't even know her. Which is because she is hardly ever with him. He thinks the nanny is his mom. Britney is a worthless, arrogant, stuck up whore. She is not a nice person and never has been.

Posted by: Britney fans=teenybopper trash, that can't spell for shit.


its called a dancing outfit you shittards. if y ou did anything productive like exercising or dancing instead of eating away your retarded feelings, maybe you would know that dancing makes u burn calories like crazy and it get EXTREMELY warm. The outfit she wore was definitely appropriate.

Meanwhile, 40% of American's being overweight is certainly not appropriate.

Considering Britney can lose a pound a day, I think it wouldn't be to bad a suggestion for you all to lose a pound a week?

I hate fat people so much. They are so lazy...

Not to generalize or anything, but that's just the way it is.

Britney's at around 130-140 pounds right now which is healthy for her.


the rest of you really need to eat your celery and burn at least 500-1000 calories per day if you even want to deserve to breathe.

haters are fat.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney looks like an old hag like her mom. Britney has aged really badly and looks 15 years older than her real age.
Her ass is also saggy and fat

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah - I see everyone going into dance practice with torn to shreds fishnets and cowboy boots with leg warmers on them.

I need to get my huge hater ass (about 117lbs when bloated) to a store and get that same outfit!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't care if anyone reads this or responds to it since i won't see it anyway, as I will never visit this site again. I realized something today. I am a stay at home mom and I choose to spend my time with my kids instead of always having a perfectly spotless home. Some people would sit and shake their heads and think "if I had as much time as she does, my house would look better." Obvioulsy, not having a spotless house bothers me at some level but I choose to spend my time with my kids anyway. My point? Maybe we all need to reevaluate why we hate Britney. I have never liked Britney and never will. Her childish antics disgust me. But hey, it's her life, she chooses to live the way she does and nothing I say is going to change that. She obviously loves doing things she knows are going to get people talking. Maybe if we all stopped talking about her, and re-evaluated why we hate the things she does, she would finally grow up and stop this absurd behavior. But in the meantime, I am done wasting my time worrying about what Britney Spears says or does and am going to do what I love -- spend time with my kids. She is not worth your time or mine. Let her self-destruct -- you know it is inevitable. But I am done trash talking her life and am just going to worry about mine.

Posted by: Anonymous


I guess if you can't defend the biatch (BS) with a proper argument, you have to resort to attacking the 'haters'.

Posted by: LOL!!!!!!!!


haters are jealous morons.

and the jellious refers to your jiggling loads of jelly ;)

Posted by: Anonymous


I agree to some extent, 3:02 - but we are just having fun watching before the final self-destruct. Nothing we say will stop it...it's just entertaining to predict.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney fans are fat like ~~*OuTrAgEoUs*~ From Hollywood Forums!

Here is her myspace people. YES that is really her in the pic

http://www.myspace.com/maria_cuntbag_outrageous

Britney fans worship Britney and want to be fat just like her. Ironic that they call other people fat isn't it? LMFAO

Posted by: Britney fans dig fat people


i am a huge britney fan and always will be but just 1 question why is she not holding her kid its not ally's job to hold him. again still big britney fan

LOVE U BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I am jealous of Britney's tree trunk legs and beefy mans neck.

Posted by: Anonymous


i

Posted by: heeeyy


yes - it IS Ally's job. She IS the child-holder. Britney would rather hold Ally's purse or a bag full of shit.

Posted by: Anonymous


i

Posted by: heeeyy


Why does she need cops walking with her? SMH!

Posted by: Britney needs to RETIRE!


i love stoned britney!!!!
why are my other posts not coming up completely????

Posted by: heeeyy


1. Foetal Alco Syndrome ??
2. Still having crack whithdrawls ??
3. Cleft Palate ??
4. Born premi and undersized ??
5. Down Syndrome ??
6. Cerebal Palsy ??
7. Obesity like Fatso Mommy Spears

Take your pick.

Posted by: Britney The Crack HO


haha. that mysapce page thing^^ was a fake.

hence why "miss cat ears" is her #1 friend?

lmao.

um, u should see some of the pics of the hot boys and gals who are on the britney forum...

wowza.

Posted by: Anonymous


haha. that mysapce page thing^^ was a fake.

hence why "miss cat ears" is her #1 friend?

lmao.

um, u should see some of the pics of the hot boys and gals who are on the britney forum...

wowza.

p.s. The fact that you BELIEVE its her, shows how retarded you are. point proven :)

Posted by: Anonymous


if Britney's obese, then 70% of America would suicide due to extreme levels of obesity. America would be unihabitable because people over 150 lbs would be walking around and taking up all the air. Stupid fat turds! fat ppl should lsoe weight.

Posted by: Anonymous


Fake or NOT that is really ~*OuTrAgEoUs*~ From Hollywood Forums! in those pictures.
She come on here to call other people fat and she's fat herself. That's why she worships fat people

Posted by: ~*OuTrAgEoUs*~ From Hollywood Forums!


Britney isn't obese but she is chubby

Posted by: Anonymous


My question is: How does a wig get greasy?

Posted by: Anonymous


Ally the enabler has cute SEAN because

Britneys chubby arms are tired from the lap dance work out so she can't pick him up

I do love that Britney dresses her sons(well at least this one) like little boys and not in mini wigger gear like their dad.

Posted by: Anonymous


^^ um, I'm not Outrageous...
I'm *B!tch* hehe

Posted by: Anonymous


Anything Britney touches turns to grease.

Posted by: Anonymous


just wondering - does Kevin have an agreement (payment) not to show JJ either? Either Britney is copying TomKat (which is stupid), or that baby has something wrong with it. A baby wouldn't be NEARLY as traumatized by paparazzi as a toddler, so why the blanket over his face?

If something was wrong with him, someone would have leaked it. I certainly don't think she needs to 'display' JJ - just think it's weird that she brought SPF out everywhere all the time, and none for JJ. Maybe it's because the CPS is watching her closely still.

Posted by: AJ


She got the Midas touch ahahaha

Posted by: Anonymous


I heard Britney bought a t-shirt for her toddler that says "Don't you Wish your Mommy was Hot Like Mine?"
I would believe that, and that links into my theory of WHY she had a baby to begin with. She wanted that MILF title, but she will never get it. Too bad you can't give away or return babies....or can you??

Posted by: Anonymous


2:59 Tell that to Fatney next time she pulls up to Del Taco.

Posted by: Anonymous


*Chronicles Of a Trailer Trash Hoe *

Brit looks, smells, acts & has infections just like a crack whore

She needs to:

1) Get clothes that fit
2) make sure the clothes cover her fat ass/smelly cooch
3) Get a boob job - get rid of the saggers
4) SPEND SOME TIME WITH HER KIDS (IF SHE REMEMBERS WHO THEY R)

Here's an update on Brit's trailer trash life?

Get high and

Get hitched in vegas,

Get divorced,

Get crazy on coke,

Steal some pregnant ladies boyfriend,

Desparatley buy yr own engagement ring,

Walk barefoot down the aisle in a real classy "hoe's" tracksuit,

Let him rob you blind,

"Accidentally" spit out 2 foetal alcohol suffering kids in 2 years,

Name them white trash porn star names,

Parade around with yr flab hangin out in a cheeto-stained wifebeater,

Drop the kids on their heads,

Let the kids sit on yr lap while driving,

Smoke hooch in front of the kids,

Get plastic surgery,

Divorce husband #2,

Get some more coke into you,

Dump yr kids for months on end and

Flash yr nasty cooch repetitively,

Have fat sex in a public bathroom,

While on illegally obtained prescription meds then,

Expose yr nasty double chin to the world then desparatley

Latch onto the next ugly wigga
that comes along.

Spread her stumpy fat legs for any man who so much as accidently glances at her trainwreck ass,

Repetitively pass out after ingesting a great combo of

Illegal and prescription drugs after

Abusing alcohol for weeks on end,

Get pregnant AGAIN for the 3rd time in 3 yrs to some random babydaddy,

Have 5 different religions in 2 years,

Fail 5 different rehab attempts in 2 weeks

YES PEOPLE, YOU HAVE READ IT FIRST HAND, THE CHRONICLES OF BRIT's WHITE TRASH LIFE

Posted by: Fatney Rears= *Chronicles Of a Trailer Trash Hoe *


SJP IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE oh my gosh!

she needs a new workout outift brit we know u have your hot body back now just wear clothes that flatter it! and maybe change once in a while

LOVE YOU

Posted by: b morgan


Let him rob you blind,

"Accidentally" spit out 2 foetal alcohol suffering kids in 2 years,

Name them white trash porn star names,

Parade around with yr flab hangin out in a cheeto-stained wifebeater,

Drop the kids on their heads,

Let the kids sit on yr lap while driving,

Smoke hooch in front of the kids,

Get plastic surgery,

Divorce husband #2,

Get some more coke into you,

Dump yr kids for months on end and

Flash yr nasty cooch repetitively,

Have fat sex in a public bathroom,

While on illegally obtained prescription meds then,

Expose yr nasty double chin to the world then desparatley

Latch onto the next ugly wigga
that comes along.

Spread her stumpy fat legs for any man who so much as accidently glances at her trainwreck ass,

Repetitively pass out after ingesting a great combo of

Illegal and prescription drugs after

Abusing alcohol for weeks on end,

Get pregnant AGAIN for the 3rd time in 3 yrs to some random babydaddy,

Have 5 different religions in 2 years,

Fail 5 different rehab attempts in 2 weeks

YES PEOPLE, YOU HAVE READ IT FIRST HAND, THE CHRONICLES OF BRIT's WHITE TRASH LIFE

Posted by: PART 2


U guys r sooooo funny!!!
Ur posts always cracked me up! lol!!!!

Thanks X17!

Posted by: Britney


Expose yr nasty double chin to the world then desparatley

Latch onto the next ugly wigga
that comes along.

Spread her stumpy fat legs for any man who so much as accidently glances at her trainwreck ass,

Repetitively pass out after ingesting a great combo of

Illegal and prescription drugs after

Abusing alcohol for weeks on end,

Get pregnant AGAIN for the 3rd time in 3 yrs to some random babydaddy,

Have 5 different religions in 2 years,

Fail 5 different rehab attempts in 2 weeks

YES PEOPLE, YOU HAVE READ IT FIRST HAND, THE CHRONICLES OF BRIT's WHITE TRASH LIFE

Posted by: Part 3


Ash you are a retard, that kid is too big to be 7-8 months old. Christ sakes no wonder everyone hates nitbrit fans.

Posted by: Anonymous


thats not sean p, thats deffo jayden james!

Posted by: Ash


Britney is one of the featured celebs on the Talking CelebFic site:

http://www.puzzlekiller.com

Celebrity Fiction with Britney, Paris, Lindsay and many others. Wild Hollywood Sex.

Posted by: Hollywood CelebSex


Lookin Great. Loves her two boys. Is very wealthy.

Fans love her.

Has it going in the right direction.

It really doesn't matter what you say.

It's the truth

Posted by: I know


Ones who make the negative comments are far outweighed by people who are positive.

That's why there are so many negative comments by the same people.

Positive people don't have a need to prove they are right.

Big Deal in the Works.

Posted by: I know


Part 3

You are a sad individual. Obviously live a very negative life.

Get Help. You need it.

Posted by: I know


right 4.25

your the same poster that thought iron clad prenup meant kfed cant go back and ask for increases in child supporty based on her self employed income...

Like prenup ,whatever kind, has anything to do with child support while chidren have to be supported until they are done school.

Posted by: U Know Squat Kid


first of you dumbasses saying its JJ, umm jj is 7 or 8 months old!!! She was holding her toddler aka SPF. Who the fuck still likes this slack jawed yokel???

Posted by: Britney's scalp wax


I do know.

The deal is done, signed and over.

He's lucky to get what he did which is way less than people think.

He's a leach.

Posted by: I know


Maybe next time britney goes shopping for herself or manicure for herself , she will be kind enough to take Sean with her to get him a very long overdue haircut!

Posted by: Anonymous


kfed gets 50k a month until they are 18 based on her 2006 royalties, commisions, perfumes, cd salesm etc

Kfed will haul her ass back with a new supporting motion if this cd selld thru the roof

Posted by: Mark my Words


To all the people making fun of her poor, innocent children:

HAVE FUN BURNING IN HELL!~

To all the people that 'hate' Britney yet overanalyze & oversensationalize EVERY aspect of her life:

You're the epitome of pathetic. Now get off your asses and make $100mill, then you'll have room to talk. Until then, your opinion means NOTHING. deal with it.

*giggle*

Posted by: Stacy


50k a monthX 12 m9onths =600k a year

600k ayear X 18 years = $ 10,800.00


JUST IN CHILD support payments. Nothing else!

Posted by: I know


Think FederFailure will ever be in a position to offer support to these two children???

Hasn't even been there for the two by Shar.

Brit supported them also.

It all comes from Brit bnecause she refuses to argue the well being of her two children.

She makes certain they are WELL taken care of.

Not about to wait on FederFailure.

Posted by: I know


"""""""""""""""mother""""""""""""""""""
""""""""""""""""" of """"""""""""""""""
""""""""""""""""" the """"""""""""""""""
""""""""""""""""" year """""""""""""""


HATERS ARE ..(( C O M M O L L D A R ))..

Posted by: someone


stacy your posts and your opinions are getting stale now

Posted by: repeat repeat repeat *giggle*


Britneys an ugly whore that likes to dress like a hooker.

Posted by: Andy


I know 4:39

Don't play like you are me.

Who came up with the 50k figure in the first place????

It's not even close.

Don't believe everything you read.

Posted by: I Know


By the way,

If she chooses to give FederFailure 50k per month, that's her choice.

She has it to give and will for her children.

She adores them.

Trust Me,

Posted by: I Know


Can someone show me where the 50k figure came from??

Just curious. Believe everything you read in the tabs??

Just like everyone believes the trash the negatives talk everyday on this site.

A whole lot of sad individuals who are lacking.

Posted by: I Know


WWE fight John cena jan1st =250k paid
Nationwide superbowl feb= 500k
Axe commercial now shooting= to be paid

I think has made enough money the first 4 months of 2007 to take care of all of his kids,and their offspring.

In addition he still gets half of the Matrimonial houses sales when it sells, about another 6.5million.

How much more does he need to work? this dosent even include the 2 yrs spousal support of 600k he got from britney as in their prenup deal. He is actually estimated to be worth more than Lindsay Lohan when he gets the Matrimonial house money. Lohan is only worth 7 million. Kfed deserves it for all the humility she put him thru at divorce and all thru last 6 months. People tend to forget kfed raised the boys for 30days straight while spears was in rehab, which is probably more days of caregiving than britney has given them since the beginning of the year.He also didnt fall asleep at his job on jan1st with wwe as britney did hosting the new years party in Vegas.

Posted by: I know


kfed is a snake in the grass and will screw her up the wazoo with a new child support motion in 2008. If she was my exspouse i would do the same. Money talks bullshit walks. 4.48 maybe if you read some real journalism facts from Ny post , page 6 you would know alot more than you think you already know. I am not pretending to be you. I also know so I will post as I do know.Dont like it go read a real reputable news site.

Posted by: I know


Buy Britneys cd's

Posted by: I know


4:49

Trust me.

Your facts as you state them are wrong.

If FederFailure has all this money and success.

Why is he sucking off a woman??

He's a looser and he and everyone else knows it.

You like my Pen Name don't you.

Bet you wish you would have come up with it.

Posted by: I know


Keep beating off to skanky pics at x17 with no real journalism, we all know thats all you know.Trust me

Posted by: I know


Once again,

Don't believe everything you read in the papers.

Didn't your mom teach you anything.

Just like people shouln't believe everything they read here.

Trust Me

Posted by: I Really Know and you don't


4:55

You o.k.? You don't have to get nasty like alot of the negative ones on this site.

Get Help.

You need it.

Trust Me,

I can tell and

Posted by: I Know


cute

Posted by: Anonymous


Believe everything you read in the ny post??

Poor thing.

I'm sorry. I'm sure everything they say is the truth.

Can you say , "gullible"???????

You obviously are,

Trust Me,

Posted by: I Know


4:55

Another thought if you're capable.

Have you heard this from either FederFailure or Britney???

Duh, No.

And you won't,

Know why,

Because

Posted by: I Know


4:52

You would do the same??

That says it all.

You really need help.

Are you a 3rd string back-up dancer like FerdeFailure too???

Should you be so lucky.

We can all tell your lack of substance by what you write.

Trust Me,

Posted by: We All Know


poooooooooor paris...she's going to jail..

i feel so sorry for her.....

Posted by: someone


i know


FUCK YOU ...SUCK MY BALLS YOU BASTAAAARD

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP POSTING HERE......JUST GO SUCK A DONKEY'S BALLS YOU FUCKTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD...

SHUT UP

Posted by: FUCK YOU " i know "


For the last fucking time, "commolldar" is NOT A WORD. EVER. IN ANY LANGUAGE. YOU PUTA.

And Alan, quit posting under "I know". You only know what is in your pathetic fantasies.



someone....what the hell is comolldar???

Posted by: heeeyy


a word just like the other words

Posted by: someone


SNAPCRAPALAPIGUS

Posted by: Anonymous


a word just like the other words

Posted by: someone


LIAR

Posted by: Anonymous


Alan is a loverly singer =))

Posted by: Anonymous


omg 5:29 that is fucken funny!!!!

Posted by: HAW HAW YALL


Anonymous 5:43


trying to be a smartass or what?????????
good word...really really gooooooooooD

Posted by: someone


the same poster who 5 days ago said iron clad prenup is done and kfed gets nothing.
I guess the kids will starve 4 days aweek at their dads if kfed is always unemployed as ppl think he is.

Add Iknow to the Intstituition of Someone, alan, britney4life,masterblaster,lyniqua.

Posted by: Enrollment limited: Institution is getting full !


Someone why do you always chatroom garabage here

Posted by: Anonymous