Probably dressed alike because Brett and Brit have no personality or individuality on their own...just a wanna be serving the whims of a has-been. Boring. X-17 should do better.

m

well, they ARE both CHUNKS.

but britney's nose is HALF the size of that other chick's beak.

the assistant has a schnoz like the fruit loops bird.

i LOVEEEE the queen B, sexy as hell

They are both hefty gals. Poor assistant probably was forced to dress like that fool.

I don't care what her dumb fans say, Shitney looks like a man. She looks like a straight fucking dude. Is she on steroids?

Brit never fails to come up with something wacky, weird and wonderful - gotta luv her!!!

i still can't get over the photos of those 2 porkers in bikinis on the beach.

it put me off of the pringles for LIFE.

I don't get it, everytime we see Britney, she is getting fatter and fatter, yet she is working out every day. I don't get it?
why isn't she losing weight? she is just packing on the pounds.

I agree 5.20, from that shot taken from behind her, you would think that was a guy. Her back is so wide, and her butt is like a middle aged truck driver.

FAT ELVIS???

Elvis at least had talent, even when he was fat. This bitch is just fat and untalented.

please, where is the britney that i liked once?? please go back to how u used to be. i was just watching the slave4u video and i can't recognize her anymore. this person is not that girl that i liked.

COUPLE OF THICK ARMS, BRIT....

TIME TO DROP THE CIGARETTES ABD HIT THE ELIPTICAL...

check out the ass on her assistant !

you could set your drink down on that thing.

Elvis had class and talent!

Britney sure has lost a lot of weight and tone to the bone!!!!!!!!!! Don"t get mad at me for telling you the truth get mad because i don't lie!!!!!!!!!! Looking great Britney keep up the great work.........

Beefy linebacker neck- CHECK
Lunch lady arms- CHECK
Wrestlers back and legs-CHECK
Greasy yellow weave- CHECK
FAS 45 y/o face- CHECK
Smug look on her fug face-CHECK

In a couple of years Britney is so going to be one of those obese redneck woman, who drink and smoke and eat all day.
And can't move around without huffing and puffing and getting out of breath.
She will be a big mama bear in the trailer park with about 10 kids around her which she will neglect and smoke over and drop on their heads. And her own Daddy will be the farther of some of them.

Whoever said Britney lost weight is blind as a bat, because she has gained a lot of weight.

Britney is still very very weird.
Very strange...

I don't know why Britney is forcing the assistant to dress and do her hair like her. At least the gut has gone down a little, but shes not losing much weight. I think all the exercise makes her eat more.

You would never think that Britney was a rich popstar she looks like a greasy, fat skank who works in Walmart.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT

some people would not tell the truth if their lives were at stake!

Elvis impersonators were real true fans. Nobody in their right mind would imitate Britney.

All u haters r fat ugly and jelous of britney cuz she is skinny and very pretty and she is famous and talented! leave her alone loosers i will kick ur fat asses!

I think she looks great here. Not popstar great, but normal. Her underarms look smaller. I like the tan too. Funny how her and her assistant are dressing the same. She does that with, like, every chick she ever hangs out with. Its weird....

britney looks sooooo good. she has lost all the weight now an looks amazing.
THE COMEBACK IS HERE!

Keri you are deluded, her under arms look flabby as hell. What are you smoking?
you don't have to lie.

5:50 There IS NO comeback in the works. I dont get why you hardcore Britney fans dont get that. She has no interest in enteraining you at this time. Let her get better.

she lost the baby weight really quicky GO BRITNEY!

maybe their dressing alike to let people know they are not the same person.like when it was wrote theres Britney and her bodyguard getting the kids toys out of storage and it was her assistant. who needs glasses now!

5:52 Get your eyes checked, hater. She looks alot less chubby then she did a month ago.

what is the assistants name??

Don't you dare compare this loser bitch to The King!

Don't you dare compare this loser bitch to The King!

I got really fucked up on Jim Beam at the trailer last night after my fat old man abused me with a dirty whiffle ball bat. I fell asleep with my nubby fingers in my dirty place dreaming of the day I can suck the puss out of every pimple on Britney's beautiful cottage cheese ass.

Brett

I sent Britnee Speers an emale an she did not send one back to me

IMP @ 5:59 PM Troll, you are both unfunny AND boring!

sureno 13 will kill brit Brit know better back to LA and bring her kids be safe i warned her many times let her go good luck my member group will war war sureno 13 u know the sureno 13 live in Los angeles can kill anyone good luck fuck fuck sureno 13 is fag!!!!!! Brit better back to Lousiana and take kids be safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! California is crazy dangerous not my problem

May 31, 2008 6:05 PM
And you are a stupid idiot for feeding the troll you dipshit.

Britney is not the king!
She is the Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMP @ 6:05 PM Quit imp'ing me you dirty fucking fag hag. Go get a fucking life, find an original name and lay off the booze you goddamn whore!@

Awesome, i love seeing 2 disgusting, smelly skanks on here!!

My friend & I used to dress alike...IN SECOND GRADE. Grow the fuck up girls.

6:07 Stop feeding the troll that feeds the troll.

6:12 LOL

Save a troll, be an imp.

THIS GIRL IS FAR FROM FAT. YOU PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS. SHE IS MAYBE A SIZE 6. GO BRITNEY. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND X17. THEY POST PICTURES OF BRITNEY AT NIGHT TO GET ALL THE SICKOS OUT TO BASH HER.BRITNEY SHOULD GIVE EXCLUSIVES TO ANOTHER SITE CAUSE THIS IS GETTING WAY TOO OBVIOUS!!!!!! X17 HAS THIS VIDEO YESTERDAY BUT ALWAYS POST IT RIGHT BEFORE NIGHT TIME TO GET THE SAME IDIOTS BASHING HER. BRITNEY LET X17 GO CAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART.

TROLL WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You people will be stricken down by GOD beacause of your FILTHY WAYS. Waitn and see! The end is near for you transient disconfigurated and antilegitimazed MAGGOTS!

fat whore.

6:18

uh.

WHAAAAAT?

We all love Britney even 'haters' can't stop talking about her and coming here to see her pics/videos. But give the girl a break!

bleck

i heart those who heart trolls

6:18 OKAYYYYYYY.......pot calling the kettle black, I see. Dont talk about God striking people down for their evil ways and then turn around and call them maggots at the same time. Dosent sound smart dooood.

Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. Her profile was found on the dating site +((((((((+ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e. c o m +))))))+last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.

6:23PM
And YOU! Go put a stinky finger up your ass and dig out your dinner!

Elvis hates trolls!

6:25 Im calling God and telling on you...

6:25PM BLASPHEMER! YOU'RE A BLASPHEMER!

Keri my sight is fine, you don't have to be a hater to see that she is fatter than ever. That's a fact no matter how much you don't like it.

"If you don't feel good about yourself, you want to read crap about other people, like gossip in high school. You don't understand why it's there but somehow it makes a lot of people feel better." "We all should take Angelina advice"

Don't dysfuntionalize on my misappropriations Biatch! I will swing low like my saviour the LORD JESUS and hail to the almighty spirit in the sky!

Sam I am,
I am,
I am,
I will not eat green skanks with ham thighs

Keri @ 6:27 lol

Size 6 my ass! she is at least a size 10.
Heidi Klum is a size 6, and Britney is huge compared to Heidi.

6:29, Im sorry, but that fat under her arm your refering to is her BOOB. And no, shes not fatter than ever. Rosie O' Donnell is fatter than ever. Get a grip.

One of Shitney's thighs is bigger than a whole size 6 body.

Britney looks like Rosie O'donnell's twin.

shitney looks like a man.

trolls are dopplegangers

she looks horrible.

Hello Kitty

Shitney looks like a chubby truck driver.

Shitney is a fat elephant hippo.

Hello pussy

Angelina Jolie is a great mother and a good person, Britney however is none of those and the paparazzi and media attention Britney gets is self inflicted.

Shitney looks like a fat monkey.

it is now my time to shine. i am here to hold all of you accountable for what you have said about me. it's fight night and i will be taking on anyone who says negative things about me. the glock's cocked and it's ready to pop.

Hello Shitty

Well I hope she get's paid well to be britney's little side-kick monkey. Forcing her to wear a work-out gear with a big ugly fuckin gold tacky purse that doesn't even match with anything..Just because Britney doesnt have shit for style she has to make everyone around her look as dumpy as her. She must be insecure...

go read about suge knight dawg...

Hiya, kari - aim that glock at the damn troll!

Oops, I meant kira - keep aiming at that IMP!

That isn't Kira....That's an imp...One of her many fans.

Wow..Britt and Brett both look nice. You can tell Brett has been working out in her arms bigtime. I love women that have alot of toned muscle on their bodies. They both look good. The hell with beanpole women like Posh Beckman. Both of them have really nice asses.

Say what you like about the "assistant", at least doesn't have an idiotic expression on her face like Shitney. And her face is zit/oil free AND her hair looks clean and neat. Standing beside Britney, she makes the "Queen B" look like an even bigger hillbilly, if possible. Hee Haw!

Yeah, Britney is so hot you can smell the chicken frying between her thighs.

ding dang the girl is dim
fuckin around in the gym
she never seems to get smaller
she's led with leash n' collar
Because she's a rich,fine cut star
better known as a mega nut bar

lol...Anyone like to sing and make up weird songs?

Brett will rip your frickin faces off if you mess with Britney. She's a trained personal body guard.
Brit and Brett both look super hawt.

For those of you whom don't know anything about exercise and working out you gain muscle mass which makes you look bigger even thought you are losing weight in time this well change. God give it a rest already and let her be what it to you anyway it's her life not ours worry about yourself instead and let her be.

No, wrong..The fact that she made her guard wear that shitty gold bag was a crime and YOU know it.

Posh is not good...she doesn't even gain muscle...she is gross...but I don't like britney either. I am super picky...Meghan fox is a nice looking girl!

I think it's so kool that they both are dressed alot alike. I wonder who's idea that was.
Lookin good Britney. Keep that head high and keep on struttin.

I just love you brainless idiots that claim Britney MADE her assistant dress like her. Hahahahaha God some of you are immature dimwits. You must enjoy pulling remarks out of your ass and posting them.

It's obvious that britney chose what they were going to wear. No one with half a brain would carry a metallic bag with workout stuff. GOD don't you people know ANYTHING?!

I think Britney tells/advises her what to wear to. All her assistants wore what she wore. Its an trend thats been going on for 2 years. I dont get it.

Brit looks and acts like a whore maybe she is a Whore

Those gold bags are kool as hell. You obviously are not up with the latest fashion trends in L.A or New York.

8:27 that's what they say about you too. LOL

Talk about Britney...you should have been at Amy Winehouse's performance at Portugal's Rock Festival in Rio last night.
She showed up an late for the show and was totally fucked up.
They filmed backstage so everyone could see her leaving the dressing room, stop and go back, screaming that she didn't want to see anyone. There were only 100,000 people waiting to see her and she was already an hour late for stage time. 20 minutes later she finialy managed to make it on stage.

All through the show her eyes kept rolling, and rolling. She had a scarf on her hand so that she could wipe the coke runs. She was stumbling around like she was almost asleep. She stooped the show countless times to ask her band what was next...she was all sorts of high.

Her bandmates had to give her chocolate so that she could stand on her feet.
She used the top of her dress and bra as a storage closet.She kept putting her scarf, the chocolate, and other strange stuff in her bra. No more hiding things in the beehive...the her dress is now the new beehive storage area.

She started to cry while singing "love is a losing game."
To the joy of all (NOT) she annouce that her Blake incarcerated was gonna be released in a couple of weeks.
She tried to play guitar but there was something wrong with her wrists. One had a fresh cut and the other had a huge bandage on it. Fortunetly they unpluged the sound from her guitar.
And last but not least..she fell onstage, lost a shoe and someone had to help her stand up!
She'll be dead long before Britney.

A really classy show by Wino!

wanna see pretty women, then see "sex and the city"?

You don't wear metallics with workout stuff..You dumb bimbo bumpkin. Where do you hail from exactly?

So what. Amy winehouse's and her whole gimmick is about her being all screwed up..you know what they say 'no junk, no soul'
Not too sure about that one, but...

Hello vagil.

did somebody order a pizza?

Amy Winehouse is crackhead. There was a time she could really sing, but crack has even screwed that uo for her. She'll be dead before to long.

8:40 STFU...they are not wearing the bags, they are just carrying them. You make a deal out of nothing.

Britney is doing better than she once was, and that's a good thing. The C-ship will most likely remain in place after 31 July though. JMO!

wheres the kitty face?

kira has left the building ya'll!!!

Some of you posting here must be 12 years old judging by some of the remarks being posted.

kira aint the kitty face

This makes me wanna have a big fart.

Amy Winehouse can do what she likes, she has talent and is not a mother.

lrg pep/mush w x-ch?

no i have not 8:54. i am here creating my list of all of the people who are speaking negatively of me and you have just made it. you will be reported to the authorities once i am done compiling my list. you better hope that they get to you first before i do. if not, then i've got my glock to settle this once and for all.

the kitty face is cool

kira is insane.

9:01
I heard you went bizerk on suge knight dollface..
You are Queen. I'll make sure to roll the red-carpet out every where you go girl...God Bless you!

KILL the kitty face!

Hey bitches, that's just how I roll...don't thank me, Thank GOD for making this beautiful,sacred masterpiece....

9:07 which 9:01 are you talking to? what do you mean when you say suge knight dollface? who is that?

lmfao

dont dis the kitty face

Shitney looks chubby as hell.

i will see to it that imps also make my list too. perverts will also be included in my report. who do you think you are to speak of me in that way? don't you know who i am? you better recognize that you are messing with the wrong person and back off. or else.

Where's Carla????????? Will Bitchney make this assistant disappear just like all the others?

My name is Britney. I like Cheetos and Pepsi - not Coke! Pepsi.

I like to wear mah clothes 3 sizes too small. That way my back fat will show and back fat makes me happy. Sometimes, even more than mah cheetos. Cheetos make me forget I had boo boos taken away. Bad boo boos - gimme more Cheetos!

Kira baby you are sexy, I roll out the red carpet for you dahhhling...

Shitneys a fat ugly whore.

Shitney looks like a druged up whore.

Shitney looks like a fat hooker.

Admit it, you miss Ron Mexico!

Ron Mexico looks UGLY like fat ugly shitney and druged up too.

I used to dress up in matching outfits with my BBF too. Of course, I was 11...........

Shitney looks like a homeless person.

Shitney dresses like a whore.

Shitney acts like a dumbass.

So I hate talking to people that are really calm but belittling at the same time..Don't you? It's like you are trying to find a moment in time to bring up how belittling their tone is, but you know if you bring it up, they will turn it on you. They will just slip their tea and roll their eyes and flutter their eyelids and say 'I haven't a clue what you are talking about...that is preposterous!'
So of course you don't want to look like a raving lunatic so you just have to sit their and take their subtle, snotty, intellectually-coated insults that come in the form of "I just feel it would be best for you if.."

Shitneys trailer trash as hell.

Brit looks Great! Her stomach is flat here, I'm so happy she's getting well. I love her. xo

Shitneys trailer trash as hell.

Ta! Da! I'm baaaack! Que Pasa? Brit may make a sitcom for Fox? She can't show up for court, so how's she gonna work on the set every week?

Brett, a trained body guard? What planet are you from? She's a silver spoon little girl from Greenwich Ct who couldn't lift a finger to protect a flea. Clearly, she's as stupid as her anyone else in the Spears family. Ding Dang!!

Anyone out there see "Indy Jones/Crystal Skull"? My kids saw it and both give it "thumbs up".

Shitney is a fat bloated sow and a total hick.

She can cover herself with gold and she can effing MOVE to Bally's, and she will still be a retarded fat hick.

Beefney "SaggyTits" Sperms has bloated stomach, fat tree-trunk legs, almost no own hair left, shiny potato nose, fugliest hands in Hollywood, stumpy short fat neck and is an uneducated stupid chunky piece of trash.

With that linebacker's back of hers, she is the last person who should be wearing tops like this. But just go and try to reason with a retard.

Shiny silver handbag and red lipstick - two truly important accessories when going to the gym.

Especially if you want to distract from the fact that your "dancer's" legs are in fact short and stumpy and that your stupid 'do is the laughing stock of entire California.

She looks like a fat matron well beyond her "use by" date.

Suck my dirty man hole you fucking imp bitch. I AM FUCKING KITTY FACE. Now go back to your sad trailer and clean the cockroach shit off the walls before the old man gets back from the whore house you goddamn fucking fat whore!

Did anyone see Oprah on friday?

@12:19

Shut up faggot. You're as informed as a deaf, dumb and blind caveman. You are in fact a male who pays attention to things like a shiny bag and lipstick. Does you're cockhandler boy toy wear lipstick?

Wow, is she in great shape or what. There is absolutely no bump or belly on that stomach anymore, good for her. She's been looking amazing for months now.

Jeez, and I thought she looked good. I guess my version of fat and your guys' version is light years away. I don't see any rolls or dimples, double chins, etc like before. Already a step in the right direction if you ask me. Whatever.

Right on Mariah. All these people here are poopieheads. They need Jesus.

Eat my stinky shit! I love to eat donkey shit! I jerk off to the smell!

I love the smell of juicy pig turds cooking in the oven. It reminds me of home when momma used to cook up turbo (A turd slash gumbo delicacy) and she used to turn daddy upside down, and pour it in his asshole. Then she'd hand me a spoon and i'd dish it out. We couldn't afford bowls.

;)

June 1, 2008 12:40 AM
Wow, there are 2 of me and we both love the SAME EXACT THINGS! Could you put a shampoo bottle up my ass at a medium pace as you talk about fucking my girlfriends dirty hole too? That would make me blow a fucking load of toxic jizz all over your face!

lmfao

June 1, 2008 12:44 AM
Oh Fucking fucking sloppy seconds A D00D! I did that with Britney in fucking Costa Rica! The problem was her ass got all chaffed from the hot sauce. It was all good though...her rag was wet and dirty so I put it up her sweet starfish to soothe the pain!
BooYAH!

I want toxic spooge

God I am a dirty thing. All I care about is stinky assholes. I have eaten so much shit in my life that my breath permanently smells of shit. It's really bad for job interviews. What should I do?

I just eat more shit, piss in my coffemaker and roll a fatty of Brit turd. You have it all wrong. I don't need to go on job interviews...papa Frodo left me with too much bank for a pervert to spend! I found God instead...and I am happy.

Do you like raspberry parfaits? They are so good.

Dear Ann Landers,

he reason I can't find a girlfriend is because of my stinky asshole obsession. The first thing I do to see if I am attracted to her is go up and sniff her asshole. Sort of the way a dog does. Sometimes they think its cute! But then they get defensive when I ask them if I could please have the honor of eating their shit. I mean, that's an honor..isn't it? Am I coming on "too strong?"

Please help,

Frodo the Homo®

Hey my Brother Frodo, have you ever taken a really wet shit in a blender and mixed it with soy milk and vaginal discharge? It's an amazing treat. It can be served as-is, but it's even better if you microwave and server over fresh turd. YuuuuuumAAAAY.

God tell you to have sexy time with feces? yes?

Sexy Time! I like Borat!

Yes God tells me to have sexy time with feces...it's a part of my religion!!! *snaps fingers*
Don't hate me cause IM SHITTARIFFIC!

that was ME Frodo the Homo®

I once put a slimjim up my ass at bandcamp.

Kittyface? Who are you?

That's not the kitty face...that's not even kitty!

Ok, I haven't told anyone about this, but I once took a shit and made a shit wig for my barbie doll I hid under my bed. I played with that shit wig for days. When the shit got hard I jacked off to New Kids on the Block and made the shit wet again with my boy-juice.

Does anyone like puppies here?

Gimme More Gimme Gimme More!

I AM YOUR KITTY NOW BITCH

You are a liar...you made a shit helmet for barbie? Hid it under your bed? New kids on the block? When was that, 1980? lmfao

Shiny silver handbag and red lipstick - two truly important accessories when going to the gym.

Especially if you want to distract from the fact that your "dancer's" legs are in fact short and stumpy and that your stupid 'do is the laughing stock of entire California.

She looks like a fat matron well beyond her "use by" date.

Bwahhahahahahahahaha!

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IT'S True! I am old and fat and I like shit! My man ass is hairy and it smells! New Kids ROCK! I also like Kool and the Gang you FUCKER!

Does anyone want to play with my hemmhroids?

Cal is a HOMO!

I'm glad to see my name is being used for the good of mankind :)

A big fuck you to all! GET A LIFE!

Kitty Face! Kill Frodo the Troll!

Britney looks GREAT :) can't wait for her to go on tour again!!!

brit looks good...i love the shirt but damnnnn leave her alone, im tired of seeing and even hearing about her

Shitney looks as if she ATE both her kids. Or at least is if she wants to.

I guess that's why she has to be supervised by 5 people whenever the kids are visiting.

Bloatney is a chunky heffer. The only difference is that a real heffer is more intelligent than her.

I guess chewing all that gum takes too much blood away from her two remaining brain cells.

She has cow's eyes. Too far apart, down turned stupid cow's eyes with a vapid look of a FAS retard. I doesn't surprise me at all that Tardo was found incompetent to live her own life.

Looks a bit like Bessie waddling out to get milked.

I fight for Britney and her medicore fans!!! Death to IH8!!!

Frodo the Homo

Miley is ugly as hell.

Miley looks like a chubby truck driver.

Miley is a fat elephant hippo.

Miley's trailer trash as hell.

YOU KNOW WHAT. WHAT A BITCH! SHE SHOULD STOP AND SIGN SOME AUTOGRAPHS SOMETIMES. AND SMILE AND WAVE TO HER STUPID FANS WHO FOLLOW HER EVERYWHERE AND BUY HER STUFF.

Miley's acts like a dumbass.

Miley acts like a dumbass.

Miley looks like a drugged up whore.

Miley looks like a fat monkey.

Mileys trailer trash as hell.

Miley looks like a homeless person.

Mileys a fat ugly whore.

Andy...Andy...you are doing it all wrong son..

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Got that?

Miley dresses like a whore.

Miley looks like a man a really ugly man from hell.

Miley looks like a fat ugly alien from outer space.

Miley looks like a fat ugly hippo from hell.

Admit it, Ron Mexico!!! Miley Cyrus will end up poorer than Britney (aka Shitney).

Mileys poor and homeless as hell.

Don't you ever call bad names against Britney!!!

Miley is murdered and killed by Lindsay.

It's summertime. Summer is the best season to slaughter Miley Cyrus just for Lindsay Lohan.

Its her medication for the bipolar disorder. The meds can slow your metabolism and weight gain is a side effect. She is lucky to not weigh more.

The minute her father is gone, there will be no meds..and back to the drugs.

I will be back soon!!! Always remember to kill and murder Miley!!!

Miley looks like a pile of alien bullshit from hell.

All her greedy pa did was pay for a whole new entourage for her and get himself on the gravy train at the same time. He's ensured that everyone around her is making more money off her each week, than she is allowed to have herself.
Pa only shows up for the parties and dinners and goes golfing and spending her money while he pays other people to babysit her. What a disgusting rort.

What sort of father wants to get paid to look after his kids? Since when were kids required to pay for their parents love and help? ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING FATHER SPEARS.

All her greedy pa did was pay for a whole new entourage for her and get himself on the gravy train at the same time. He's ensured that everyone around her is making more money off her each week, than she is allowed to have herself.
Pa only shows up for the parties and dinners and goes golfing and spending her money while he pays other people to babysit her. What a disgusting rort.

What sort of father wants to get paid to look after his kids? Since when were kids required to pay for their parents love and help? ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING FATHER SPEARS.

America hates Miley Cyrus because she always makes fun of Lindsay Lohan.

Miley is just fifteen years old. She cannot go to Bally's cause she is under eighteen. She will neither drink alcohol nor gamble until she turns twenty-one years old.

Miley looks like a fat matron whose expiration date is July 4, 2008.

Miley must grow up and get her own fuckin' life before she reaches the age of eighteen!!!

Lindsay Lohan rules!!! Miley Cyrus sucks!!!

how much is daddy paying this assistant that she can afford handbags like this?

Her dumb hillbilly alcoholic pa is gonna bankrupt her.