Britney's Mom Thinks Jason Is The One!

Banging the hired help again. Oh gee, how well that worked out the last time! Gotta keep the cow penned in, lest she goes rouge again and starts humping up on anything her slow brain can confuse or bribe into getting some. Kevin Federline banged that bovine like a screen door! That should be enough right there to make a smart guy run for the hills!

hes got the boby of skynny coke head and [no matter how hard she tries THAT SWOLLEN BELLY KEEPS ON POPPIN OUT I KNOW WOMEN OLDER THAN HER WITH MUCH BETTER BODY FORGET THE CELEBRITY S

hes got the body of skynny coke head and [no matter how hard she tries THAT SWOLLEN BELLY KEEPS ON POPPIN OUT I KNOW WOMEN OLDER THAN HER WITH MUCH BETTER BODY FORGET THE CELEBRITY S

hes got the body of skynny coke head and [no matter how hard she tries THAT SWOLLEN BELLY KEEPS ON POPPIN OUT I KNOW WOMEN OLDER THAN HER WITH MUCH BETTER BODY FORGET THE CELEBRITY S

this woman is hog with the shoulders of full back

she should try out for the NFL

Britney came from a family of mentally ill and addicted people = genes for mental illness
She grew up in a dysfunctional family and was never given a normal childhood =environment for mental illness to grow

genes + bad environment often = mental illness
add to this Britney's experimentation with the types of drugs that cause normal people to go insane and you've got a recipe for disaste

Dear Prince William,

I am so looking forward to our date on Saturday night. When you pick me up just ignore that I am still living at home with my daddy despite almost being thirty. I hope that you don't mind stopping on the way to get me some starbucks to wash down my coffee. And don't bother getting dressed up nicely because I'll still be wearing the cut off shorts that I wore everyday while dating Kfed. I hope you don't mind that I can't drink champagne since I'm not allowed to drink but maybe you could skeak some colorless vodka in the car for me, pretty please? Also do not mind if I happen to mutter nonsensically or if I happen to leak blood from my panties, as you know the horrible press has caused me to becom unbalanced. Would you like to star in my next porno...I mean music video.
LYLAS,
Britney Spears

Dear Mommy
Iam sooooo glad we dont have to listen to that loud music at night no more. Or watching you dress up like a pole dancer(thats what Vic and daddy says) It SCARES us. We saw you at target shopping mommy, you stock up on your meds? Daddy says you might need extra with too much time on your hands now. You clean yourself yet mommy? I dont like the way you smell like dinner. Daddy said you bought us pet birds but dont be suprised when they die because you will take care of them like you did us. What he mean Mommy ? You gonna lock yourself in the bathroom with the birds? Please dont mommy. I still have bad dreams. will we see you for 2 hours again this week mommy? Thats too much. I like Vic. Shes my real mommy. I wish we could just stay home all the time. I dont want to get taken where those people take my picture no more. Its scary mommy. And wheres our candy you bought us ? Vic says you ate it all. That true mommy? Shes skinny mommy and perty too. Her eyes dont scare us like yours.

How pathetic that ppl will even deny the dangers of drinking while pregnant just to defend bratney. I suppose next you'll say that she could have swallowed rat poison every day if she wanted to and those kids would have been unharmed.

No one says FAS to make fun of the child. It is the selfish and careless mother that is being hated. And the poor children will suffer from consequences far more severe than just a FAS lable because Bratney was just that selfish to drink while she was pregnant.

the worse mother out there

don't blame jason 'look at it this way
would you want to get cut out of your pay check ?
enjoy D

she needs baby sitter i agree '''jason is the perfect clown for those duties

There are 11 posts to this article as of 8:11 AM, all of them from complete ignorant, adolescent assholes.

The article itself about Jason being "the one" is bullshit by itself. There is not evidence Britney and Jason are anything but friends.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Not everytone has to like the same artists, but look up who had the most successful north american tour of 2009. Britney Spears! Facts are facts people. Of course 2009 is not over yet so Madonna could pass her, but that is still a achievement. I bet none of you had tours that raked in as much as she did. Could any of you even sell a 20 000 people arena for even one night?
Can't wait for the trash talking about how she has no fans or how she is washed up. Jealous people who will never do anything with their lives.

She is completely devoid of talent. Only tweenies with zero taste in music have even a passing interest in this lip-synching nobody.

great! if her mom knows whats best for britney than the world is perfect as always for littles miss spears...barf

britneys mom is victim just like her KIDS

DELUSIONAL AND OBLIVIOUS

I love Queen Britney!!!!

I love Queen Britney!!!!

great! if her mom knows whats best for britney than the world is perfect as always for littles miss spears...barf

YEAH we love THREESOMES teen pregnancy ALCOHOLISM COURTS, LEGAL BATTLES .F.A.S EVERYWHERE ,
RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL GO TO DINNER
SO WAHT IF WE ENDORSE IT

YEAH we love THREESOMES teen pregnancy ALCOHOLISM COURTS, LEGAL BATTLES .F.A.S EVERYWHERE ,
RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL GO TO DINNER
SO WHAT IF WE ENDORSE IT

YEAH we love THREESOMES teen pregnancy ALCOHOLISM COURTS, LEGAL BATTLES .F.A.S EVERYWHERE ,
RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL GO TO DINNER
SO WHAT IF WE ENDORSE IT

In their DREAMS. Hes nothing more than a PAID handler. They dont even look attracted to each other. Hold hands? Walk close? Even smile? Nothing........ he looks just as EMOTIONALY DEAD as she does and he's only there for the $$$$$$$$.

YEAH we love THREESOMES teen pregnancy ALCOHOLISM COURTS, LEGAL BATTLES .F.A.S EVERYWHERE ,
RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL GO TO DINNER
SO WHAT IF WE ENDORSE IT

YEAH we love THREESOMES teen pregnancy ALCOHOLISM COURTS, LEGAL BATTLES .F.A.S EVERYWHERE ,
RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL GO TO DINNER
SO WHAT IF WE ENDORSE IT

Bet he hasnt even doinked her. How can you doink something that is as ugly and brain dead as she is?

you mean after she fail on parenting ''
and you mean after all those stupidities that come out of her mouth 24/7
.. lynn finally got it right ???

is it comedy hour this early already ???
have fun

if they are an item they look like 50 year old marriage

it would nice if this was true.but we all should known this is us weekly madeup crap

They are NOT on vacation in Mexico. He has taken her there for ANOTHER "abortion diet". Mark my words, next pics we see, that BIG FAT 20lb BELLY will be GONE !!!!!!

it would nice if this was true.but we all should known this is us weekly madeup crap

her stomach looks swollen as usual get real victim

you mean she s been pregnant for 2 years ???

lol fat ass

Notice how the magazine had to photoshop her big nasty belly ?? We have all seen the pics already......we know!
Shame they cant do the same for her FAS Crazy eyes, even through her sunglasses she wears 24/7 you can see the FAS Crazy.

YEAH we love THREESOMES teen pregnancy ALCOHOLISM COURTS, LEGAL BATTLES .F.A.S EVERYWHERE ,
RIGHT BEFORE WE ALL GO TO DINNER
SO WHAT IF WE ENDORSE IT

8:37 you mean she s been pregnant for 2 years ???

lol fat ass

as jamie says SO PROUDLY FAMILY TIME

They are definantly just looking for a "replacement" for Daddy Spearest. Good luck with that Y'ALL. All the money in the world cant make the CRAZY go away.
And SORRY Tony B, or his Replacement (you know who you are, you PAID, minimum wage blogger, you), No matter how hard you try and convince us......Mentally Retarded Women are NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Sexy.

if she knew a thing about real love '
britney would still have those boys BY HER SIDE with out courts and professionals around 24/7 OR MYABE IM MISTAKEN
MAYBE SHE KNOWS ABOUT REAL LOVE NOW WITH JASON '''SINCE HE'S THE ONE ''THAT KNOWS ALL ABOUT GIVING REAL LOVE
AND NOT HER BOYS '''LYNN SOUNDS RETARDED WITH THAT STATEMENT
WHICH EXPLAINS HOW HER GIRLS END IT UP THIS WAY

i love the market strategy they keep trying to trow at us every single time ''
inn the end the stupid ones are them selfs cusse they don't fool any one

if she knew a thing about real love '
britney would still have those boys BY HER SIDE with out courts and professionals around 24/7 OR MYABE IM MISTAKEN
MAYBE SHE KNOWS ABOUT REAL LOVE NOW WITH JASON '''SINCE HE'S THE ONE ''THAT KNOWS ALL ABOUT GIVING REAL LOVE
AND NOT HER BOYS '''LYNN SOUNDS RETARDED WITH THAT STATEMENT
WHICH EXPLAINS HOW HER GIRLS END IT UP THIS WAY

i love the market strategy they keep trying to trow at us every single time ''
inn the end the stupid ones are them selfs cusse they don't fool any one

LYNN IS OFFICIALLY A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT 4 THAT STATEMENT

this people think money buys class

JASON IS NOT INTERESTED IN HER ROMANTICALLY - - HE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN THE MONEY THE SPEARS CAMP PAYS HIM TO BE WITH HER AND MAKE IT LOOK AS IF THEY ARE AN ITEM. NO MAN IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE WITH THIS JOKE NAMED BRITNEY SPEARS.

this is hot topic

lynn is joke on parenting

her parents are scum of the earth

if she knew a thing about real love '
britney would still have those boys BY HER SIDE with out courts and professionals around 24/7 OR MYABE IM MISTAKEN
MAYBE SHE KNOWS ABOUT REAL LOVE NOW WITH JASON '''SINCE HE'S THE ONE ''THAT KNOWS ALL ABOUT GIVING REAL LOVE
AND NOT HER BOYS '''LYNN SOUNDS RETARDED WITH THAT STATEMENT
WHICH EXPLAINS HOW HER GIRLS END IT UP THIS WAY

i love the market strategy they keep trying to trow at us every single time ''
inn the end the stupid ones are them selfs cusse they don't fool any one

9:12 Your wrong about that. The Confused Queers all think they want to be with her. But thats about it. No REAL man would touch her, even with Micheal Jacksons Dead D**K.

Who can believe anything US Weekly writes anymore. They were wrong about Justin/Jessica. He's in Vancouver with her right now and they were seen at the movies all lovey. Chris Kirkpatrick just told People magazine they are very happy together and he's happy justin has jessica. They were wrong about MJ's kids being in a reality show. They were wrong about Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer being back together. Who knows if this is true.

Something tells me this guy is too nice and stable for britney, she doesn't like that, she likes drama and complications. So it won't last. She likes loser guys.

9:47 trash attracts trash

9;47 nice try ''' on diverting attention from where the real problems are your oblivious and delusional ..
fine ''the results are the same you fool no one

She is a joke. No other celebrity gets made fun of as much as she does. And why X17 tries to convince people that she and Jason are "an item" is beyond me. Everyone knows he is just another paid escort - - no man on earth would be with this idiot unless he was paid to be. Karma has bitten her and for all of the pain & misery she caused so many other people. Starting with Shar and her children.

Can you imagine what it must be like to be the laughing stock of the entertainment industry and NOT EVEN KNOW IT???

YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC NOBODYS WHO HAVE TO BE NASTY TO MAKE URSELFS FEEL BETTER. BRITNEY IS A GREAT MOM WHO LOVES HER KIDS & WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. SHE IS HAPPY IN HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JASON & IS DOING GREAT NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING BOUT HER RELATIONSHIP BUT IF THEY WASNT HAPPY THEY WOULDNT BE TOGETHER. PEOPLE JUST DONT WANNA C HER DOING WELL AGAIN STOP TALKING BOUT WAT SHE DID IN THE PAST SHE WAS HAVING PROBLEMS SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR LIVES MOVE ON PEOPLE ITS LIKE TWO YRS AGO. STOP JUDGING HER & THINK OF UR OWN BORING LIVES. LEAVE THE WOMAN ALONE.

PAY?D?AY

“He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions." Lynne Spears

Oh, that‘s a relief. In December, Britney will be 29. Here I was thinking, she should be old enough to KNOW she should take responsibility for her own actions. My mistake. Britney owes her mother a debt of gratitude for being such a responsible mother. Jason should tell Britney to thank her mother. Loudly and profusely.

Another phoney story to make her appear normal. That's impossible! She's sick inside and out. Doomed to be alone forever. Once these conert tours are over, you won't see the guy again.

12;03 nice try ''' on diverting attention from where the real problems are your oblivious and delusional ..
fine ''the results are the same you fool no one

Awsome hope its true Britey!!!!!!! He seems good 4 us not after your money or drugs. You look great and your music is awsome you deserve to be happy
Fan Forever

I like the Edan with the britney. Hot couple will be that nobody notices that?

1:23, Britney will be 28 in December, you moron.

Relax everyone!!! 9:22 says she’ll be 28 in December. Unfit mental mommy can be on c-ship locked another 1-2-5-10 yrs. 9:22 go tell her warden errrrr daddy. Cha-ching$$$$$$

@ 9:22 Take a fucking Xanax!

NO ONE LOVES BRITNEY. THEY ONLY USE HER FOR HER MONEY. SHE KNOWS THIS TO WELL. THAT IS WHY SHE HAD A MELTDOWN. SHE REALISED KEVIN NEVER LOVED HER, HE JUST MARRIED FOR MONEY.

where you been ???
you mean you just woke up baby ??

Once again the no life losers are proving how jealous they are
of talented,wealthy,beautiful Britney. That's old news.

Brit's parents also thought that Kevin was perfect,wonderful,
the one,great,etc. We'll have to wait and see.

Don't you just hate people who use the word retarded? Saying Lynn sounds retarded is just ignorant. Do you think all people living with mental retardation sound alike? Do you think all black people look alike? Are all jews alike? Geez...stop stereotyping people, especially those who can't defend themselves. So 7th grade.

wow. being a child whose mother abandoned her to live the party life I respect Britneys choice to return and get her life and children back.