Brit's Bodyguard Makes Her Wet!

What's the big issue? This skank needs a bath in a big way! She musta really freaked out if it prevented her from smoking!

fucker ^^

X17, just how much juice are you going to attempt to squeeze out of this shoot? We have seen this shit already even.

5:36
LMAO!

Cat fight tonight, right here on this thread.
The ruling Tard Jglad, defends her title.

What a crass headline, X17.

Geez.

"LMAO" is all I can say

Poor poor Brit Brit....she just never seems to get a break. K-Fed put a curse on her ass. That's why you rarely see him with the kids. He's constantly working his black magic in a dark candle lighted closet in his house. Damn you K-Fed with your Britney Voodoo doll, get out of that closet BITCH.

why does she keep on hiding her belly? it look rounder in these pics

5:46PM

Nothing new - there's a cat fight on x17 Britney sites 24/7 with JGlad and her group of sock puppets.

They've been getting their asses beat all day.

I'm putting my money on the BRITARDS.

errr, ew? she's probly masturbating!

6:20PM

You should try it, you might like it!

errr, ew? she's probly masturbating!

April 2, 2008 6:20 PM
Posted by: A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S
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Sunnyday is that you?

6:19

Sock puppets? Ha! That's what 'you' are for Fatney!

You are a stupid Britard who always lies, imps and makes a general ASS of himself over your crazy Spears obsession.

My money is always on a Britard making an ASS of themself and i always win.

6:29PM

JSad hiding in the closet with her laptop and catheter, still furiously pounding that keyboard.

6:20

So !! wtf was that? do you really like it. Are you so lonely that you can't find someone to have sex with?

I'll say EWWWWWWW!!

"someone" with the trademarked name - hahahaha - trademarked name!

You one "f"d" up broad - you going around in circles trying to figure out a cute response.

Read the post again at 6:20 that you responded to.

Jeesh - another one dumber than a 5th grader.

The pictures were too funny. The bodyguard looks like 'Big Moe'.

6:39PM

So what does your girlfriend bi-babe use on you?

A "baby blue dildo in the shape of Elvis Presley? EWWWWWWWWWW!!

it's so funny!
i love brit!

every thread has somebody fightin, they r fight dirty over on the one wher britney reunited with the guy

BRITNEY IS A PIG!

April 2, 2008 7:09 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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No that's just some moron posting to themself to get something started.

728 did u google what they said? it is not good at all.

go read the thread
it gives MUCH insight into who may be stalking this sight, and what there problem may be.

I taught a class of adolescent ninth graders, and your headline here is exactly the kind of juvenile sexual innuendo they found so sophisticated. Don't know why, but they came to mind when I read this.

What's up with the fat belly? Wow, the must be pumping her with some anti depressants, she not only has gained weight, but never looks like her old self, he face, her eyes, just aren't there anymore. Comon, Brit,get better, get off those weight gaining anti depresants or whatever they are throwing down your throat, and get back in the gym, work out, find a good guy, and take your life back!

Brit's what 37 or 38 years old now?
I think she should date Brandon Davis (Greasy). They are both wealthy scumbags who fear hygiene. They could both roll around in each other's grease until they are both fully emulsified! After they mess up each other's lives, Davis could give us the new phrase of Cheet-O Crotch!

Q. whats greasy,full of shit, desperate for money and cant speako good inglis ?
A. An x17 photographer

oh man poor britney but that is funny.

the headline is not very funny though. eww

God, her hairline keeps receeding further and further! Stop with the extensions, bitch or you're gonna be bald soon!!!

Q. What's greasy, full of shit, desperate for money and attention and tries to speak 'English' (accent)?
A. Britney Spears

Hey Jsow, how's the weather? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Hey, JGlad!!! I emailed you! I never could find my myspace thingie, though! I am such a nerd.
Email me back sometime... : )
liz @ theredbirdboutique. com
(no spaces, of course)
December 1, 2007 8:15 AM - EA
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PROOF! FUCK OFF! ASSWIPE
JGLAD AND EA ARE FRENDS

April 2, 2008 5:05 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

liz @ theredbirdboutique. com

Funny that goes back to the same Methadone support forum as Mary Beth huh? Once a liar, always a liar.

April 2, 2008 8:11 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

x17 are totally lost if they dont can use Britney Spears. She pay all your bills.
You use old picture if you dont have new ones.
Pour x17. Totally lost!

Sorry Britney but bleaching your hair blond again doesn't take away from the fact that you are still a manly looking hag with a linebacker neck. and repulsive face.

Britney is the bomb! All you haters with nothing better to do will be able to stay occupied for a long time to come because she isn't going anywhere except straight to the top again. You'll all still be hating but still watching her every move!! You go Brit, you look great, stay on track!!!

Where was she?

My sister told me she met her new bf through Richsoulmate.com. Is that true? I think everyone would like to see what their profiles look like.

WATCH TMZ, THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT ANGLE ON IT. THE BODY GUARD DOVE ACROSS BRITNEY BECAUSE SOMEONE (THE PAPS) OPENED THE DOOR ON THE DRIVERS SIDE AND STARTED BUGGING BRITNEY WITH THE STUPIDEST QUESTIONS. HE WAS ONLY PROTECTING HER, AND SHE DIDN'T SEEM UPSET BY IT.

SO F**K OFF X17.

YOU GUYS ARE SO DESPERATE TO HAVE HER BACK WITH YOUR SAM LUTFI, AND IT ISN'T GOING TO EVER HAPPEN!!!

What is the reason for the extreme measures to 'protect' her? Just go out and wave to the papz, making it a challenge only intensifies their efforts.

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This site sucks, that was a waste of time and film - BFD...

6:44 - YOU dying would be fabulous news!

HA HA HA HA HA HA bi-babe
you asshole!

Oh get over it X17...she isnt going to melt cause she had a little water spilled on her. How long are you gonna milk this story for?? It was an accident by the bodyguard...hardly call it abuse!

7:49 STFU and get over YOURSELF!
everybody laughs at YOU.

In December 2007, X17online.com published over ten articles concerning Tony Parker and a woman named Alexandra Paressant. Various of the articles asserted that, after Mr. Parker was introduced to Ms. Paressant by Thierry Henry at this wedding to Eva Longoria, Mr. Parker engaged in sexual relations with Ms. Paressant. Since the publication of these articles, X17online.com and X17, Inc. have discovered that Mr. Parker has never met with, or spoken to, Ms. Paressant nor has he ever had sexual relations with her. X17online.com and X7, Inc. regret having been misled by Ms. Paressant and her representatives and apologize to Mr. Parker for any damage or inconvenience this may have caused him or his wife.