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Brit's Bodyguard Makes Her Wet!

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Big booty a tight space = a wet face for Brit!

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Poor girl!

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What's the big issue? This skank needs a bath in a big way! She musta really freaked out if it prevented her from smoking!

Posted by: Anonymous


fucker ^^

Posted by: Anonymous


X17, just how much juice are you going to attempt to squeeze out of this shoot? We have seen this shit already even.

Posted by: Anonymous


5:36
LMAO!

Posted by: Anonymous


Cat fight tonight, right here on this thread.
The ruling Tard Jglad, defends her title.

Posted by: Anonymous


What a crass headline, X17.

Geez.

Posted by: Jack Shit


"LMAO" is all I can say

Posted by: cristine


Poor poor Brit Brit....she just never seems to get a break. K-Fed put a curse on her ass. That's why you rarely see him with the kids. He's constantly working his black magic in a dark candle lighted closet in his house. Damn you K-Fed with your Britney Voodoo doll, get out of that closet BITCH.

Posted by: Voodoo King


why does she keep on hiding her belly? it look rounder in these pics

Posted by: Nir


5:46PM

Nothing new - there's a cat fight on x17 Britney sites 24/7 with JGlad and her group of sock puppets.

They've been getting their asses beat all day.

I'm putting my money on the BRITARDS.

Posted by: $20.00


errr, ew? she's probly masturbating!

Posted by: A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S


6:20PM

You should try it, you might like it!

Posted by: anonymous


errr, ew? she's probly masturbating!

April 2, 2008 6:20 PM
Posted by: A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S
.....................
Sunnyday is that you?

Posted by: Anonymous


6:19

Sock puppets? Ha! That's what 'you' are for Fatney!

You are a stupid Britard who always lies, imps and makes a general ASS of himself over your crazy Spears obsession.

My money is always on a Britard making an ASS of themself and i always win.

Posted by: Anonymous


6:29PM

JSad hiding in the closet with her laptop and catheter, still furiously pounding that keyboard.

Posted by: anonymous


6:20

So !! wtf was that? do you really like it. Are you so lonely that you can't find someone to have sex with?

I'll say EWWWWWWW!!

Posted by: someone™


"someone" with the trademarked name - hahahaha - trademarked name!

You one "f"d" up broad - you going around in circles trying to figure out a cute response.

Read the post again at 6:20 that you responded to.

Jeesh - another one dumber than a 5th grader.

Posted by: Anonymous


The pictures were too funny. The bodyguard looks like 'Big Moe'.

Posted by: Anonymous


6:39PM

So what does your girlfriend bi-babe use on you?

A "baby blue dildo in the shape of Elvis Presley? EWWWWWWWWWW!!

Posted by: anonymous


it's so funny!
i love brit!

Posted by: Anonymous


every thread has somebody fightin, they r fight dirty over on the one wher britney reunited with the guy

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY IS A PIG!

Posted by: Anonymous


April 2, 2008 7:09 PM
Posted by: Anonymous
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No that's just some moron posting to themself to get something started.

Posted by: Anonymous


728 did u google what they said? it is not good at all.

Posted by: Anonymous


go read the thread
it gives MUCH insight into who may be stalking this sight, and what there problem may be.

Posted by: Anonymous


I taught a class of adolescent ninth graders, and your headline here is exactly the kind of juvenile sexual innuendo they found so sophisticated. Don't know why, but they came to mind when I read this.

Posted by: Anonymous


What's up with the fat belly? Wow, the must be pumping her with some anti depressants, she not only has gained weight, but never looks like her old self, he face, her eyes, just aren't there anymore. Comon, Brit,get better, get off those weight gaining anti depresants or whatever they are throwing down your throat, and get back in the gym, work out, find a good guy, and take your life back!

Posted by: Anonymous


Brit's what 37 or 38 years old now?
I think she should date Brandon Davis (Greasy). They are both wealthy scumbags who fear hygiene. They could both roll around in each other's grease until they are both fully emulsified! After they mess up each other's lives, Davis could give us the new phrase of Cheet-O Crotch!

Posted by: Anonymous


Q. whats greasy,full of shit, desperate for money and cant speako good inglis ?
A. An x17 photographer

Posted by: Anonymous


oh man poor britney but that is funny.

Posted by: Anonymous


the headline is not very funny though. eww

Posted by: Anonymous


God, her hairline keeps receeding further and further! Stop with the extensions, bitch or you're gonna be bald soon!!!

Posted by: DoMeAttitude


Q. What's greasy, full of shit, desperate for money and attention and tries to speak 'English' (accent)?
A. Britney Spears

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey Jsow, how's the weather? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Posted by: Anonymous


Hey, JGlad!!! I emailed you! I never could find my myspace thingie, though! I am such a nerd.
Email me back sometime... : )
liz @ theredbirdboutique. com
(no spaces, of course)
December 1, 2007 8:15 AM - EA
:
:
PROOF! FUCK OFF! ASSWIPE
JGLAD AND EA ARE FRENDS

April 2, 2008 5:05 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Posted by: Anonymous


liz @ theredbirdboutique. com

Funny that goes back to the same Methadone support forum as Mary Beth huh? Once a liar, always a liar.

April 2, 2008 8:11 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Posted by: Anonymous


x17 are totally lost if they dont can use Britney Spears. She pay all your bills.
You use old picture if you dont have new ones.
Pour x17. Totally lost!

Posted by: MarieM


Sorry Britney but bleaching your hair blond again doesn't take away from the fact that you are still a manly looking hag with a linebacker neck. and repulsive face.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney is the bomb! All you haters with nothing better to do will be able to stay occupied for a long time to come because she isn't going anywhere except straight to the top again. You'll all still be hating but still watching her every move!! You go Brit, you look great, stay on track!!!

Posted by: An EX-tmz addict - tmz SUCKS


Where was she?

Posted by: An EX-tmz addict - tmz SUCKS!!!


My sister told me she met her new bf through Richsoulmate.com. Is that true? I think everyone would like to see what their profiles look like.

Posted by: Anonymous


WATCH TMZ, THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT ANGLE ON IT. THE BODY GUARD DOVE ACROSS BRITNEY BECAUSE SOMEONE (THE PAPS) OPENED THE DOOR ON THE DRIVERS SIDE AND STARTED BUGGING BRITNEY WITH THE STUPIDEST QUESTIONS. HE WAS ONLY PROTECTING HER, AND SHE DIDN'T SEEM UPSET BY IT.

SO F**K OFF X17.

YOU GUYS ARE SO DESPERATE TO HAVE HER BACK WITH YOUR SAM LUTFI, AND IT ISN'T GOING TO EVER HAPPEN!!!

Posted by: MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF NOTHING


What is the reason for the extreme measures to 'protect' her? Just go out and wave to the papz, making it a challenge only intensifies their efforts.

Posted by: Anonymous


♥════════════''ﺅ'ﺊﺋ♥ﺅﺊﺋﺋ'════════════♥
ღGOD BLESS..... ღ
ღGOD PROTECTS YOU...... ღ
ღGOD ILLUMINATES YOU.......... ღ
ღGOD GIVES PEACE TO YOU............ ღ
ღAND MUCH WISDOM............................... ღ
ღGOD BE WITH YOU.......................................... ღ
ღMUCH PEACE! MUCH PEACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ღ
ღPEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE, PEACE........ ღ

♪ ღ ♪ ღ ♪ ღ ♪ ღ ♪
ღPeace, Prosperity and Passion for you and your boys!!! ღ
♥════════════''ﺅ'ﺊﺋ♥ﺅﺊﺋﺋ'════════════♥

Posted by: ♥♥PEACE & LOVE FOR BRIT / KIDS & FAMILY♥♥


This site sucks, that was a waste of time and film - BFD...

Posted by: Anonymous


This is news? Britney dying would be news. Great news in fact.

Posted by: bi-babe


6:44 - YOU dying would be fabulous news!

Posted by: bi-bade


HA HA HA HA HA HA bi-babe
you asshole!

Posted by: ha ha ha bi-babe!


7:25Am Not that you're obsessed with me or anything. Sheesh. Try getting a life. You and your other personality at 7;26.

Posted by: bi-babe


Oh get over it X17...she isnt going to melt cause she had a little water spilled on her. How long are you gonna milk this story for?? It was an accident by the bodyguard...hardly call it abuse!

Posted by: J


7:49 STFU and get over YOURSELF!
everybody laughs at YOU.

Posted by: team-anti-bi-babe


In December 2007, X17online.com published over ten articles concerning Tony Parker and a woman named Alexandra Paressant. Various of the articles asserted that, after Mr. Parker was introduced to Ms. Paressant by Thierry Henry at this wedding to Eva Longoria, Mr. Parker engaged in sexual relations with Ms. Paressant. Since the publication of these articles, X17online.com and X17, Inc. have discovered that Mr. Parker has never met with, or spoken to, Ms. Paressant nor has he ever had sexual relations with her. X17online.com and X7, Inc. regret having been misled by Ms. Paressant and her representatives and apologize to Mr. Parker for any damage or inconvenience this may have caused him or his wife.

Posted by: Anonymous






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