1st!?

Nothing but a dumb loser whore! you are sad! get help

yuk her pants! dirty whore is more like it...dirty bitch! I bet you crotch smells like hot dumpster trash!

She looks uglier everyday.

she looks really thrilled to see you guys x17, get out of her ass for a minute, ok? xo

she just never manages to get it even close to right does she....what a perpetual fuck up.

Britney needs to stop tanning. Her skin does not look well.

Why the hell are her pants so long? She is walking on them...good lord girl!

Why the hell are her pants so long? She is walking on them...good lord girl!

hmmmmm....is her puppy London a seeing eye dog? why is she able to bring him inside Target. i think i speak for many when i say that i am seriously sick of this bitch not having to follow the rules that the rest of society has to. THIS shit is exactly what makes people hate her so much....oh and the "bad mommy" stuff also of course.

Shame she doesnt care about her kids as much.

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!

walking her dog? The dogs walking her.

OMG this can not be her, she acted somewhat normal and did not speak to the photoggs.
I watched her peice of me video and the thought came to mind had she been layin low, had she stayed out of the PUBLIC EYE, had she not been so addicted to the attention of the constant photographers .... her WORK would actually be believable.

If we would have never seen her day in and day out with that god awful crazy BUN on her head, looking like she does NOT shower, no make up daily and obviously without a stylist. We wouldn't know , she was so grossly OUT of shape...not that, I think she is so over weight but when you come on the scene with these beautiful sculpted ABS. You better keep that trainer , cause people are gonna comment if you have two kids back to back and still insist on dressing like your 21.

anyway yeah her IMage is shot because she insists on coming out day in and day out. Now that she has trained this "assistant" send her for every starbucks, gas station and shopping task. Start bringing in people and work on your TRUST issue brit, start with a TRAINER. You neeed some positive. You need to TRUST again, hire a manager , stylist, some good PR. Get your BIZ back on. Start with baby steps. LAY LOW GIRL. its the only way for a great comeback. LAY LOW...REINVENT...INSPIRE.

Bet she wears those dirty pants again today.

She wore those jeans right after she popped out that 2nd kid. Maybe Osama DID knock her up.

Why can't I take my doggy into Target?

TMZ received a subpoena late yesterday in the Britney Spears case.

K-Daddy's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, served papers on TMZ late yesterday, asking for the video we shot of Brit the same day she was a no show for her deposition. That same night, we shot Brit at two gas stations and at the Four Seasons Hotel.

We're told Brit's reason for not showing for the depo was that she was sick with anxiety. Ding dang, her recovery was a miracle!

We believe Kaplan will ask the judge to deny Britney the right to change the custody order, until she sits for her depo. We're told he will ask that all of Brit's requests (including a change in custody and the right to drive her kids again) should not be heard in January as scheduled. Kaplan wants everything delayed until April

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.

Too bad she doesnt care as much for her kids as she is her dogs. Does she know those kids will grow up and know that she ditched them? and for what?? I think she needs to get off of all of her "prescription drugs" and see reality. Even a career is not worth losing your kids over. She can live the rest of her life and with her own money without working any more. Why give away her kids and support her loser ex husband the rest of her life. She could really hurt him and get over on him if she would just straighten up, even if only long enough to get those children back!! Britney, you are not 18 or under anymore. People are laughing at you and you act like you dont care. All those people who stay b/c you pay them will be gone when you are a loser, which you are fast heading for.

I totally agree with you 7:17 (2nd comment)
She goes out for stupid reasons on a daily basis. filling up her car twice in a night, driving through red lights, her lack of enthusiasm to get custody back. She isn't making an effort to change..still whoring it up at parties she has to crash stealing fur coats, lighters..i hope it fills the void left by two little boys who need a non selfish mother.
we see 2 pictures of her playing with the boys then a million of her doing stupid things.
her hair is the last thing she should worry about x17 is just as much of a narcissist for thinking her hair is newsworthy.
big deal she went to target, lets see her do some real charity (not a fake auction) or rescue some dolphins..she has no cause or motivation in her life except gassing up for pictures and using llusions to make her voice distort into tune and her body photoshopped into shape.
I am glad she must realize she will never be all that and a bag of cheetos.
Pray for your boys for christmas, marry a gay freak if you want but for gods sake be maternal, be a woman, be a grown up..2 years and you are into over 28 nightclubs your party days are over. at least till your boys grow up, leaving them with a nanny while you get highin a club is not nurturing..its selfish beyond comparrison
I hate her fo being so low class, faking the music industry, and screwing her fans to buy multile cds...she wont be around much longer. I hope lufti uses her, k-fed would have stayed by her she wanted he divorse she brought it all on herself

She looks terrible...

Too bad she doesnt care as much for her kids as she is her dogs. Does she know those kids will grow up and know that she ditched them? and for what?? I think she needs to get off of all of her "prescription drugs" and see reality. Even a career is not worth losing your kids over. She can live the rest of her life and with her own money without working any more. Why give away her kids and support her loser ex husband the rest of her life. She could really hurt him and get over on him if she would just straighten up, even if only long enough to get those children back!! Britney, you are not 18 or under anymore. People are laughing at you and you act like you dont care. All those people who stay b/c you pay them will be gone when you are a loser, which you are fast heading for.

Too bad she doesnt care as much for her kids as she is her dogs. Does she know those kids will grow up and know that she ditched them? and for what?? I think she needs to get off of all of her "prescription drugs" and see reality. Even a career is not worth losing your kids over. She can live the rest of her life and with her own money without working any more. Why give away her kids and support her loser ex husband the rest of her life. She could really hurt him and get over on him if she would just straighten up, even if only long enough to get those children back!! Britney, you are not 18 or under anymore. People are laughing at you and you act like you dont care. All those people who stay b/c you pay them will be gone when you are a loser, which you are fast heading for.

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!

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Thank you, x17 employee.

why does her face have yellow splotches all over it? It kinda looks like tanning lotion. yuk

This site could be good but it's editorial direction is amateur and juvenile.

There's this great thing you can do called online shopping. You can sit in your pj's and order right over the net. No one to bother you at all. Amazing huh?

WHY DONT YOU TELL THE PEOPLE HOW K-FEDS LAWYER IS TAKING MORE GOOD VIDEO TO COURT TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BITCH IS ABOUT TO GET WHAT SHE HAS COMING. COME BACK LATER SO YOU CAN SEE HOW X17 SPINS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE PIECE OF TRASH IN COURT TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRIT IS AOUT TO LEARN COURT DONT PLAY 16 YEAR OLD GAMES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could be her assistant for a few months. I would lock her indoors, get rid of the enablers, hanger-on's and negative's from her life. Yes Lufnut and Alli #1&2. bring her mother nad sister in for familar support. Bring all the good people in. I would start with the educater's , teach this girl up from whatever grade she left off. Bring in some professional parenting experts, she would be in class 8 hours a day. But in the privacy of her own home. Id like to bring in a personal trainer, first thing bring some feel good through the body and a healthy out look straight away, in the Am and food from a zone diet or other delivery service...no more starbucks. I would train her to drink water all day to clean up that skin and some proactive to take care of those dark scars. No more smoking either, Id bring in some voice coaches to see what we can do to train that voice back to where it was. Start some acting classes as well. I would totally REINVENT her, build her back up, Id make her better than who she was, stronger...like the bionic popstar....She could reamerge with a great image if she would just focus a little attention on layin low, rethinking things, looking inward, reflection. She needs a person who can inspire her to do the right thing. After this single (peice of me) video is released, she doesn't need to get photographed daily in order to promote this album, anymore. I hope she takes some steps to lay low, it would be so much better for her. It would be a good start. She doesnt realize what the hell she is doing or that anything is wrong with how she behaves.

what she should do:

1: involve herself into charity, give more than $500 a month to her foundation..err if its still active
that gives you an opportunity to be seen doing something selfless and will do much to correct your mistakes

2: fuck lufti off, a gay man who just wants to be your husband..yeah right this guy is the type to have little luck with ladies,men or inatimate objects. liza and david guest are a perfect example of sham showbiz arrangements.

3: If you cut your hair at shoulder length with mid-long layers with a slight curl it will lo better..invest in a curling iron.

4: wear stylish clothes buy copies of good magazines, buy from designers. If you are going out make up ,a hair brush ,maanicure and a smile wouldn't hurt.

5; wear some pretty heals or open toe shoes..have you heard of the nice shoes available..boots with dresses make you look like a cowboy dyke. unless you opt for black knee length..even then they have been done.

buy some leggins and some nice shoes, take care of your apperance..we can tell you dont bathe everyday

work out, feel better build a gym in your home, hire a chef to cook a special diet. before long your chance to clean up will be gone. you are finished as a recording artist but still may have a shot a motherhood.

Eduate yourself you come across as very stupid, gullible and easily influenced. be more self reliant . grow up

7:45 dont' worry....
I hope you're right!!!

Uh, I don't think that it's about enthusiasm for her PETS ... she wanted the Mickey D's meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney's skin doesn't look to hot, i wish she would stop smoking because it's aging at a fast rate.

The courts supenaed the tmz video of shitney running the streets on the night she was supposedly overriden with anxiety!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idiot gives them new amo EVERY DAY !!!!! ITS PRICELESS !!!!!! ONE DAY HER KIDS WILL SEE IT AND THINK, WOW, THIS WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME ???????? WTF !!!!! I LOVE TO WATCH THIS TRAIN WRECK !!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR HER KIDS !!!!! PRETTY SOON THEY WONT EVEN HAVE TO BE BOTHERED BY HER AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! GET HER
K-FED !!!!!!!!!!! SHOW HER WHAT HAPPENS TO UNFIT MOMMIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't stand her. why is she allowed to bring dogs in target?

that bitch better finally get owned by k-fed and kaplan today. i am getting sick of all the waiting!

Kaplan also subpoenaed the Four Seasons. That's probably why she isn't welcome there anymore.

She looks like CRAP! wtf is her problem???

Her paid friend should be Sean and her dog should be Jayden. Instead of eating mcDs and goin to Target the three should be at Unfitneys house eating spagetti and shopping online for whatever they may need!

Run away Britney run far away and hide get your shit together, you have enough money for whatever you need!...well I guess money can't buy a person everything but run run RUN FAR AWAY BITCH AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

she looks about 29-32 but has lost the looks that made her, her hairline has receded , she dresses like she wants to be 16 again..this is better but the jeans should have been rolled or taken up..you can sew right? ..*giggles* maybe your many assistants can do it,
her family aren't around anymore she cut them out to be bitter, they had her interests at heart organizing another intervention/rehab stint. if she could get away from the drugs and enablers makes a different path for herself she may not end up dead in a few years chocking on her vomit in a clubs toilet

yeah thrilling stuff.....not
a 5 mn footage of a woman walking, great investigating work x17 you're the best.

WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS LOOK DIRTY ????????????? WTF.
GREASY
DIRTY
DISEASE RIDDEN
DRUG ADDICT
WHORE
NO TALNT
HAIRLESS
BRAIN DEAD
GAS GUZZLIN
STARBUCK FETCHIN
STRIPPER WANNA BE
CHILDLESS
IGNORANT
CHILD LIKE
HOTEL HOPPIN
STINKY
JOKE

kevins already got another girl, britney spat blood when she came over and saw her..she has detectives following him. she accused her mother of sleeping with him.
I am on your side K-fed! go get you sons

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking.
Thanks Britney forhaving improved your languae.
Thanks Britney for not doin astral

no IMPROVEMENT no LIGHT
Love :)

WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS LOOK DIRTY ????????????? WTF.
GREASY
DIRTY
DISEASE RIDDEN
DRUG ADDICT
WHORE
NO TALNT
HAIRLESS
BRAIN DEAD
GAS GUZZLIN
STARBUCK FETCHIN
STRIPPER WANNA BE
CHILDLESS
IGNORANT
CHILD LIKE
HOTEL HOPPIN
STINKY
JOKE

Im very surprised that britney wasn't flirting and acting like the usual ass she does around her photo friends. sometimes she acts normal and I notice its when she is shopping at night. this is the second or third time. I think it is a low in her perscription cocktail, I truely think her mix of drugs messes her up bad and makes her so disfunctional and weird. I wonder if the story I read a while back about a team of mental dr's hired from her mother was true.. I guess not, nothing ever happened with that one huh. To bad Id love for a dr to diagnose what the freak is wrong with her. im so curious. what the hell kind of menatal problem she has going on in her head. The ignoring and endangering your kids is so awful. the attention whore and bad dressing flashing the croth...

do you know if she stays at her house at least one day a week she is always outside
it's not like she is even working she is always shopping,at gas stations....

Glad to see that the weather didn't "dampen her enthusiasm" for breaking simple rules -- like don't bring your dogs into Target.

the only reason this assistant has lasted so long is because the new bitch doesn't talk. shitney gets to feel like the star performing for an audience with no audience participation. she is in heaven with this mute chick. i like how britney says "cart" and the girl fetches one...no "please" or "thank you" or acknowledgement or appreciation of any type from shitney. i'm sorry but i'm actually starting to hate her....and i don't hate anyone else in my life. for some reason she just really brings out the loathsome feelings in me. i guess that's called "star quality"? LOL

ETs , spirits?
The very same stinking shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)

Kevin wants no part of her. He is concentrating on his career. The promos for One Tree Hill are good and he is probably going to be asked to come back for the next season. It starts Jan 8, so pay attention. His career is going to take off, while her's is in the toilet. He's hosting in Vegas for New years and working on a second CD while Chubney shops at Target. Kevin's body doesn't have to be edited. What you see is what you get, and right now he is HOT.

hahaha... She wants an assistant to LISTEN to her not to tell Britney how to correct things in her life. She does not think anything is wrong. she thinks its a mean mean world, she is right and everyone else is oh so wrong and have no idea.

she still has her tattoos sunnyday the picture you saw a few weeks ago was her body from 3 years ago when she was clean..she still has the tattoos. 2 on her wrists 1 on her hips and another one..but good that your superficial that a tattoo is offensive..I have 3 myself you loser..shows your not enlightened if tattoos and astral anal probes are important too you
she still smokes. and her and sam both have foul mouths.
but i don't expect you to understand much englis just the same "stinking shit from you everyday"
waiting for your compulsive obsessivly crap haiku tomorrow..not!

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

________________________________________

BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

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BRITNEY loves her dog more then her own babies. She shows her little dogs more love, compassion, and wormth then her own children. You never see her show this much love to her own children. Take them away from this sick fucking whore now!

And who the fuck crowned her 2 b the god damn princess!! why does she get to do special things us NORMAL ppl dont get to do like take her pooch into target? the fuckin freak can't even take care of her kids! She could easily be trippin and let her dog down and it could go bite someone! this bitch needs to quit gettin by with shit!!!

it is amazing how everyone knows what Britney needs. Have you walked a DAY in her shoes? I don't know her personally, but I know she was willing to put her whole career on the line just to start a family. Yes, she made a mistake out of pure desperation for a normal life, and married the wrong guy. The marriage didn't work out and now there are two children to be taking care of. I am not trying to defend her actions, but I don't think any of you have the right to be judging this woman. You have no clue what she is feeling!

she NEVER got in trouble for parking in the handicapped spot even though there WERE many complaints made about it. she's not held accountable for anything. please let there be such a thing as Karma!!!! PLEASE!!!!

I agree kevin is pretty hot, better since he left her..he clans up good without her white trashy ways. he has become his own man, a stable father, and is being a good provider. I hope he does well in TV he should shit on her and blow up bigger than her. true his body is nice..no photoshop needed..Shitney and Lufti need all the computer software available to make hem loook ggod. she looks dirty like she crawled out of a sewer..k-fed looks nice well dressedand never flashing his penis at paparazzi..he won he already made her unfitney, she will never live down the fact she makes joan crawford look like mary freakin poppins

Too bad she didn't have the same enthusiasm for her children as she does her pets!

8:15,
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT HER "FEELINGS" IF I WERE YOU. SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Kevin is handsome but I wish he would dress less....thug. When he puts a little effort in and dresses up....HOT!

*:15 if I walked a day in that crazazee bitches smelly brown boots i am sure i would have tinea at the least, everyone with a brain sees the mess shes in..doesn't take a genius to figure out what right and whats important unless your jamming prescription drugs down your gob and shopping for coffee. her life is so shallow must be lonely sam, an assistant a dog and a daily mission for coffee and petrol then back to a hotel.
I hope they drug swab her hotel room if kaplans smart he would be using it as evidence..look out shitney..redi clear wont help your ass now. eyone knows she was a drugged out mess on her birthday

We have clues!!! we only get to see footage of HER living HER life!!!! oh wait its an acctress I'm sure its not Unfitney, this bitch is a mental sack!!!

I'm not a fan of Britney but I don't understand how she deserves to be called a bitch, whore, etc. Her parenting skills are questionable to me, but I sure as hell don't know her personally.

Kevin got a raw deal with his first CD. True, it wasn't the best and maybe that's not what he was meant to do, but Britney divorced him right in the middle and everyone turned against him. He never had a chance. I hope he does well with his acting. He has good reviews for it and at least he is trying to provide on his own for those kids. People don't give him enough credit. I think he is doing the best he can since everyone seems to thinks of him as Mr. Spears. He never wanted that. He said it long before him and Britney divorced. He deserves a chance to find his place in life.

she must be devastated she ended it with him, calling him at every opportunity and excuse, she tried to contol him with a divorce threat and he called her bluff the dumb bitch.
I bet she aborted JR Rottens kid..she hates children from what i can see, calling hers mistakes and blaming them for her marraige collapse.
its never her fault the demanding,spoilled arrogant bitch
I hate her too

Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0087332/quotes

she is a bitch to turn against her family, blame her managers, family and children. She is a bitch to her staff..no one lasts long.
Shes a bitch to fans asking them to pay 425 to name her cd and she took their money and named it differently (fraud!)
shes a slut becuse she has slept with about 7 men even before the ink was dry on her dvorce.
She doesn't wear underwear and is prd to be dirty and unkept. i can understand one mistake but her sending in pictures with her topless with daisys on her boobs is so pathetic..playboy doesn't even want her.
she has shown her pussy at least 4 times.
She hits on attached men, like k-fed, another black dancer from before, jaime pressleys hubby right after she gave birth.
She stole a pregnant womans man.
She is not a lady she is a whore who will fuck anything in a dirty toilet if shes horny enough.

HOW COME NO ONE AROUND HER, LIKE FELLOW TARGET CUSTOMERS SCREAM AT HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT! OR WORSE!! IF I SAW HER COMING INTO MY TARGET I'D BE IN HER FACE TELL HER WHAT A STUPID CUNT SHE IS & A HORRIBLE MOTHER! & TO GET HER STUPID FUCKING DOG OUT OF THE GOD DAMN STORE WHERE THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER OTHER MUTTS SHE HAS BEFORE LONDON, DID SHE LOSE CUSTODY OF THEM ALSO?? ~ SHE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH ADOPTING DOGS THEN BIRTHING CHILDREN, APPARENTLY SHE'S TOO SELF CENTERED TO BE A MOTHER!! POOR BITCH!

HOW COME NO ONE AROUND HER, LIKE FELLOW TARGET CUSTOMERS SCREAM AT HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT! OR WORSE!! IF I SAW HER COMING INTO MY TARGET I'D BE IN HER FACE TELL HER WHAT A STUPID CUNT SHE IS & A HORRIBLE MOTHER! & TO GET HER STUPID FUCKING DOG OUT OF THE GOD DAMN STORE WHERE THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO HER OTHER MUTTS SHE HAS BEFORE LONDON, DID SHE LOSE CUSTODY OF THEM ALSO?? ~ SHE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH ADOPTING DOGS THEN BIRTHING CHILDREN, APPARENTLY SHE'S TOO SELF CENTERED TO BE A MOTHER!! POOR BITCH!

For Christmas, I want gnawed-down, chewed-off, stubby nails like hers. If she chews them down any further, she will be into the quick. That's pretty sad that she sits around chewing her fingers off.

What happen to Aguilera did she have her baby????Britney looks nothing like this in her last video!

TMZ received a subpoena late yesterday in the Britney Spears case.

K-Daddy's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, served papers on TMZ late yesterday, asking for the video we shot of Brit the same day she was a no show for her deposition. That same night, we shot Brit at two gas stations and at the Four Seasons Hotel.

We're told Brit's reason for not showing for the depo was that she was sick with anxiety. Ding dang, her recovery was a miracle!

We believe Kaplan will ask the judge to deny Britney the right to change the custody order until she sits for her depo. We're told he will ask that all of Brit's requests (including a change in custody and the right to drive her kids again) should not be heard in January as scheduled. Kaplan wants everything delayed until April.

Thanks Britney for having removed all your tatoos.
Thanks Britney for having stoped smoking.
Thanks Britney forhaving improved your languae.
Thanks Britney for not doin astral

no IMPROVEMENT no LIGHT
Love :)

FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!

When they had brought them outside, one said, “Escape for your life! Do not look behind you, and do not stay anywhere in the valley; escape to the mountains, or you will be swept away.”

nasb.scripturetext.com/genesis/19.htm

B
calm down n take a chill pill.

Funny thing about k-fed, him being a back up dancer and haiving worked with some great singers/dancers...I wonder what he thought of Britney's VMA disaster performance. He was probably cracking the "F' up. OMG.. can you imagine. We look at her and are so embarassed for her, cause she is such a fallen disaster but imagine wtf he thinks he was with her, its like your embarassed you F-ed the person , she texts the divorce to him in the middle of his tour, he has to have his hate on big time for her, how she acts around the kids etc.... But he must be cracking up at her attention whore need to be around the paps , THING, he is smart layin low he knows better..the crazy english accent, just the way she acts like an Imature ass- hole in public, NOT A STAR AT ALL. ya know he is used to, by now people who handle their celebrity well, woman who are striving to be in the industry hamdling their careers with integrity and class...Just imagine what he THINKS of this washed up train wreck of a woman. who cant get it together. not even to pull off a deposition for her children she wanted to have..It will be so funny when he replaces her as a mother to the boys. I cant imagine he must be so embarassed to have slept with Britney.

I wish they would have kept filming. I'd like to see if Target told her to leave the dog outside.
Taking a dog into a department store is a sure way to draw attention to yourself.

I watched the video and it looks like she tried to go in thru the BACK DOOR of Target ????
AND she is allowed to bring her dog into the store ???
Whats up with THAT ???
Does she think she is the President or something ??

What is that brown stuff all over her face ????
Her nails look HORRIBLE !
For someone who has money they sure do look like CRAP !

December 18, 2007 8:15 AM
Posted by: GET A LIFE ALL OF YOU

You get a life you moron, This is a website that makes fun of celebrities... Hello, they have a comment section so we can JUDGE these wealthy people some with no talent acting like assholes in public. They wanted fame, fortune and celebrity status they got it along with being judged harshly. Its all part of the package deal. They knew it when they signed on the dotted line. They dont make millions of dollers have people who will do everything for them, including speak for them, for nothing. This very blog is the price they pay. Run along now. dont Judge me and say I need a life you idiot. Get a clue, welcome to the real world.

GET OUT OF MY FACE!! That's what she's trying to say to the paps!! Can't the girl just enjoy life w/out you guys stuck up her ass all the time.
love ya Brit, hang in there!!

Frankly the video Piece of Me is just a redux of the VMA performance. Same dead eyes and slow moves. If you look at the unedited photos, she looks pregnant. Her gut is wide and she clearly has a pouch. No abs at all. It's amazing what those programs can hide. When Janet Jackson's new single 'Feedback' comes out you will see abs and they won't be touched up. The song is fantastic and she looks HOT! I've never seen anyone who can tone up as fast as she can, and she is much older than Britney.

LOOKE OUT! She has that look in her eyes. She is in attack mode.
Put her on lock down.

Haha Yep it's just a matter of time.

7:59AM, No,the Kaplan's subpoena to the Four Seasons Hotel did not caused the hype of britney's partal unwelcome over at Four Seasons Hotel. The Four Seasons Hotel just lost a few big clients's contracts(accounts)with the hotel over Britney's "craze visiting" situation at the hotel a few weeks before and slowly realized the hotel need to save a face away from the situation with Britney, if they don't do it,the hotel would lose more clients that they have the business with over years- according to the Wall Stock News two weeks ago.

I was checking billboard.com and it's saying that Brit's album hasn't even sold a million copies yet. This is very low by her own standards. So even America is tell her that she needs to drop from the media for a while to get her life back together. Her new video was so funny. Half the time you could tell that the body in that video wasn't even hers! I wish she would just be a mom and retire from the music for a while until she gets her life back straight. I'm not a fan or a hater, but I do believe this girl needs to work some things out for herself.

..It will be so funny when he replaces her as a mother to the boys. I cant imagine he must be so embarassed to have slept with Britney.

December 18, 2007 9:06 AM
Posted by: Anonymous

I thought about this as well. He went with Britney at the highest point in her career. When she owned the world or at least had it in her pocket. She was seemingly independant and confident, walking the RED carpets and looking stylishly well groomed. Anyway, thats the sought of woman he is attracted to. someone who can handle their fame and celebrity. Someone who rocks it and wears it well. If he were with Britney now and they were going through this together , he would tell her to lay low. If she had to be photographed for contractual purposes, do it on the red carpet, not at starbucks and gas stations.
Most these stars have an entourage of hairdressers, make- up artist, stylist, trainers , assistants , body gaurds and PR people around them 24/7. Britney could have a trailor outside her home to house an entourage to make her look great. I know she has weird trust issues according to reports. But she has to get over it and let people in , even slowly to improve on herself. Running the show herself is so bad , when your doing a really bad JOB of it. Kevin will evenually replace her, all the work she hasn't done on improving not only her parenting but, her image will slap her in the face. when he replaces her with a more together woman. A celebrity or not. As long as the woman is good with children, she would replace Britney as a mother. The boys will warm easily to someone who shows them attention, affection and interest. There will be many things Britney will regret in these years to come. She only has a very small window, where she can comeback and do damage control and the time is slipping away for her very quickly.

How many cars does Britney have? 4(?):

1. Mini
2. Mercedes
3. Mercedes
4. Audi

Btw, She has a hot assistant!

Question is does she know how many kids she has? Cause it looks like she has forgot all about them.

Can someone tell me why the papz are following her on her long ass trip inside Target? GEEEEZZZZZ she is just going inside a damn store.
Boring, very boring.

Eww, she's looking old and has an old lady chest and sun spots already from fake baking her skin. Gross, people who wear pants that are too long for them so they end up walking on their pants instead of their shoes are nasty! I'd make them take their pants off @ the door since they're as dirty as their shoes. Did they close the store for her? Otherwise, that's just wrong if she was able to bring her dog w/ her when us normal people can't. Special treatment to celebs is wrong!

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY STAY STRONG
GOD WILL PROTECT YOU!MAY GOD BE WITH YOU

how can you people not see the sadness in her eyes. she does want to be left alone but she nows if she does then the paps are out in full force even more when she does finally come out. I love how some of you people sit here and say she just craves the attention and goes looking for attention from the paps, one problem with that since when is Target of all place a celebrity hangout frequented by paps, since when is a gas station a celebrity hangout. I see her going to normal place, maybe not at normal hours but maybe she thinks most of the paps dont bug her at those hours. This girl has mental issues that she needs to work on yes but to sit here and say that she doesnt want or love her kids and say that she deserves to have her parental rights terminated is bullshit. There are kids out there that are getting beaten, molested and killed by there parents for stupid shit like they didnt say please. And you guys can say about her is well she goes out to clubs, goes out at weird hours, drives poorly, she goes to starbucks, oh my god if this were grounds for terminating parental rights there would be triple the amount of kids in the foster care system. She may have issues but she is far from the worst parent on the planet

I like pets but shouldn't she be showing a bit more enthusiasm for her KIDS?

She looks nice. Thanks for posting.

9:17 you are just jelous of her money and celeb status ... Fuck you! ha ha ur sad like i said "get a life".

Her skin looks terrible. Too many visits to McDonalds are reeking havoc on her complexion.

Keep the dog out of the store, bitch! I hope someone in the store told her that she couldn't bring the dog in. And then after she took the dog back to the car, and waddled back in, they told her she was a dog too, and refused her in.

I think her hair would probably look better if she went back to her natural hair and forgot about the weaves. But, after all what is wrong with drinking Starbucks coffee and shopping at Target? Just about everybody does.

I think her hair would probably look better if she went back to her natural hair and forgot about the weaves. But, after all what is wrong with drinking Starbucks coffee and shopping at Target? Just about everybody does.

She looks PREGNANT.

Britney 4EVER,
britney's assistant is hot if you like chicks who used to clean out the public restroom at the Alamo and then go home anf screw their brothers....if that's what you like then yeah, she's def hot. i won't argue with you.....(ugh)

She looks PREGNANT.

8:16 neither did julia roberts...she is looking thin in these pics and she is not dirty you idiots...so what if her jeans are long there are better than wearing jeans for a high water flood...

Normally I have really negative things to say about Britney, but these pictures actually make me sad. She looks depressed to me in these photos and video. Holidays are often the time when people take account of their lives and the people in them, I wonder if what she has done to her life and family is starting to sink in?

Know wonder she seems to have lost weight, its all that walking!!!

Yeah - right on target for her title as Queen of the Oldest Looking 26 yr olds... Damn her fivehead seems to be taking over and bitch needs to stop slathering on the Wet-n-Wild makeup - looks REALLY cheap!

And booo hoooo - she looks sad :( WHAAA! Everyone has problems, it's what you do with those problems that matters and in Shitney's case, she exasserbates her problems, avoids them and acts like she ain't got a care in the world... She's one pitiful fool!

10:44
NO ONE is JEALOUS of the little pea brain idiot. What celebrity status? lol. That was fuuuuuunnny.

I'm glad to see her not wearing those brown boots...these jeans are much more flattering on her!

What a strange video. Only 1 photog seemed to be there, and you had the perfect chance to ask her something and you didn't. She was walking quite a distance almost unmolested. Wow. The silence was a little disturbing.

How would you know about wet n wild makeup ??Is that what you use !!!!hahaha

11:43
yeah your right at this point noone can really say anyone is jealous of britney but for you to sit there and state What celebrity status makes you the pea brain idiot, if she didnt have celebrity status you would be on here right now commenting on her.

If only she were that enthusiastic about her children......

Oh Boy! She is SO throwing up her food, those lines on her face... Sad but true, as a bulimic myself, i should know what im talking about. Unfortunately :(

Oh Boy! She is SO throwing up her food, those lines on her face... Sad but true, as a bulimic myself, i should know what im talking about. Unfortunately :(

Oh Boy! She is SO throwing up her food, those lines on her face, hands, nails... As a bulimic myself, i should know...unfortunately :(

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target is a normal thing to do- i was just there today with my little dog. it is normal

She is not prego she has a flat stomach why does everyone say that. Give her some privacy
AZZ

I'm sorry but as much as I feel for Britney. Why the fuck is her light in the car always on when they take pictures? Also dogs like actual WALKING...people who treat their dogs like they are old handicap people are lame! I know they are cutsie wootsie, but they are still a DOG. Watch Ceasar Milan! Please for the love of god, take out those extensions, and let your own hair breathe, you know bangs would suit her face more, since she has a more apparent forehead. Let's be realistic, she is not a size 10, she's probably an 8.

someone saw her profile with hot photos on RichLoving.com A joke made by someone? But who cares. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy. I think everyone would like to see her.

Most of you ppl are nt fit to say anything about her here. Maybe your life are more messed up than her. who noes right? So u beta take good care of your ownself and do something more useful rather than coming here and comment on other people who you say she is so ugly yet u spend ur time looking at the video and photos. Your life arent better than britney anyway.

I think what bugs people about her is that she's a plain jane normal woman with flaws n all but she gets PAID to do hardly nothing! I mean $600,000 to promote club LAX for one night come on is that work? she looks boring to me..so why do they pick her to promote clubs? why don't they pick a real sexy looking woman for the job?! I don't get it

Actually my comment is for the bitch who says Britneys crotch smells YOU JEALOUS SON OF A BITCH I BET YOU YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS A SMELLY CROTCH AND SO DOES YOUR MOMMA I BET YOU YOU'RE NOT EVEN AS HALF AS PRETTY AS BRITNEY SO FUCK OFF...BRITNEY YOU'RE THE BEST LOVE YA...