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Celebrate Global Orgasm Day!

Can you think of anything better than getting off for a good cause?

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Baring Witness, "a worldwide collective of peace activists who are alarmed enough to spell peace publicly with their naked bodies" has decided to hold their 2nd annual "Global O" Saturday, December 22nd at 06:08 (GMT), or the, uh, "climax" of the Winter Solstice, as it were.

Their intention is to "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy," wanting to focus on war torn countries and nations with big, hard weapons, trying to relieve the tension between warring nations.

Just in case you find yourself without the proper, uh, inspiration, we've posted this video (NSFW) below to do our part for peace.



Remember, if you are going to participate in Global O day with a partner, practice safe-sex, because, as Baring Witness has stated, over-population is a "peak problem" in the world!

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Posted by: Anonymous

This is just a stupid, lame, misinformed attempt by lamebrain peaceniks who think they are living in the sixties.

If this is a global movement, they should have enough sense to know that there are many countries where such a statement would be considered highly offensive to their culture and their religion.

Hey, wait. I find it highly offensive, too.



Posted by: Visa Fan

Holy Kakapoopy!



Posted by: start saving your pennies

Hey, you should've put your faces on there when you received that $20 Mil lawsuit from Tony Parker's lawyers.

How's that going, by the way?


GO TEAM PARKER!!!!!!!!!
or as we'd say it
GO TONY GO!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Anon 10:07- I AGREE!



Posted by: u ppl r sick

thanks for making me lose my breakfast when i looked at this fat slut. ewwwwwwi



Posted by: Anonymous

I knew if you had a picture of someone with their mouth wide open, then one had to be Whore Simpson, who do not have time to shut her mouth, because of so many men.



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Posted by: Anonymous

haaahahha u got sue huh awesome!



Posted by: Holy Cow

Wow, what a trip. How very bizarre, never woud have expected such a thing



Posted by: xo

rediculas



Posted by: Anonymous

DIGUSTING... I AGREE WITH EVERY COMMENTS!



Posted by: anonymous

This gal has absolutely no respect for herself or any one else! Disgusting!



Posted by: Anonymous

Why reporting this?? This is not a porno site.. This site(to see or to read) is easily access by teenagers under 18!!! X-17, you are so stupid and has no classy in this!!



Posted by: And_LV

I can't imagine how many in it was people... The whore in a square...Fuuu it is disgusting...This is not funy - this is sad....



Posted by: Anonymous

Goldie Hawn is so hilarious.



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Posted by: Anonymous

Is that Britney??? Lol!



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Posted by: ooooh pickles

hell I was participating and didn't even realize .... lol.



Posted by: scared 4 life

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QUOTE: To whom it may concern;
This website has deceived me many times, into thinking all celebrities are bad people!!! If it wasn't for them, I would not be so influenced into thinking the very worst of people!!!



Posted by: buse

and u call britney mad...



Posted by: Anonymous

ooo my god i am7bad peepls



Posted by: Anonymous

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Posted by: Will Lover

Despite some of her not so smart personal life choices, i have always loved Britney's music and will continue buying it! Her personal choices should not affect people liking her music that is just WRONG!I know an interracial dating service interracialmatch.com/photo/redshow for blacks and whites to find their interracial love. If you are interested, you can check it out



Posted by: GOd

I gave that man 50cent and he gave me a blow job better than any I could remember!!







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