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Our girl Brit was clearly enjoying some girl talk with her new assistant at the gas station last night - maybe as much as she enjoyed chewin' her gum! We're always glad to see the "Gimme More" singer givin' us her trademark facial expressions. Whether she's smiling or pouting, we just can't get enough!

We also can't get enough of The Hills - wouldn't it be great if Britney made a cameo alongside the new trio? That'd be amazing!



BSPEARSGUM012308_09.jpgHappy to see you sans Adnan, too!

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Posted by: Anonymous

THAT'S ABOUT AS UN-CELEB LOOKING AS IT GETS.



Posted by: dirty diva

that hair is disgusting , i am expecting a rat to crawl out of it any minute .



Posted by: Sirius

Hey, dirty diva - fuck off. She's looking great.



Posted by: Anonymous

She is making meth faces....Lips in,Lips out,Lips in, Lips out...cover mouth....gum snap!



Posted by: brits uncle

THE uncle of tormented BRITNEY SPEARS today reveals the shocking truth about the star’s drink and drug-addled childhood for the first time.
Speaking exclusively to The Sun, William Spears, 49, lays bare the troubled early life of the former Pop Princess.
He says Brit, 26, started DRINKING when she was a 13-year-old Mickey Mouse Club presenter and dabbled with DRUGS from the age of 14.
She is also terrified she will mimic her tragic grandmother Emma Jean, who committed suicide aged 31.
We tracked William - known as Willie - down to his camper van home near Britney’s childhood town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went “buck-wild” on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.”



Posted by: Anonymous

Can you guys at x17 be any further up Britney's ass? Guess you don't want to bite the hand that feeds you...



Posted by: brits uncle

Willie, a welder, decided to speak out after seeing Britney’s capitulation since losing full-time access to sons SEAN PRESTON, two, and JAYDEN JAMES, one, in her bitter custody row with Kevin Federline.
Willie claims her recent meltdown can be traced back to her difficult past.
Not so innocent
... Brit on Disney
He says: “I’m not just a family friend or someone who claims to know them. I was there every day, working with them. I have seen all the terrible things happen.”
Willie says his niece’s battle with the bottle started when she was just 13.



Posted by: WTF!!!

I see X17 is back to it's original brown nosing stance! What's the matter, Twit get pissed you showed her nasty, bloody crotch?



Posted by: brits uncle

On one occasion, he was invited to a Florida wrap party for Disney kids’ TV show Mickey Mouse Club - which Britney fronted alongside JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
He says: “The kids were definitely drinking that night. While the adults talked, they were somewhere else, up to no good.
“They had a bottle of gin and slipped away to the bathroom to drink it. I saw them going.”
But Willie is certain Britney was exposed to drink and drugs long before she hit the big time.
“Her brother Bryan was the star of the high school football team. They went to all the best parties where there were drugs and alcohol - a lot.”
He believes her drug-taking started at 14 with marijuana but adds: “It got worse when she got famous and she found out that people would do what she wanted them to.
‘ She's tried just about everything ’
“She wanted to drink, party and go where she wanted to go.
“She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her.”



Posted by: Anonymous

I FOUND JESUS !!!!

HE WAS HIDING IN BRITNEYS WEAVE !

HE SAYS HE CANT STAND THE BITCH AND JUST HAD TO GET OUT OF THE STINKIN MESS...



Posted by: brits uncle

Willie says his brother JAMIE - Britney’s dad - must take a large chunk of responsibility for her boozy lifestyle.
“Just about everyone in the Spears family is a drunk and Britney’s dad Jamie was one of the worst.
“He would drink from daylight to night. Britney saw him drunk all the time.”
Jamie went into rehab in 2004 to overcome an addiction to alcohol and painkillers - but the damage to his family was already done.
Willie continues: “Britney grew up thinking it was alright to drink and that you can live with a drinking problem.”
Willie is a recovering drug addict and has been clean for more than four years. But sensationally he admits taking drugs with Britney in the past.
He says: “I know she did cocaine on her 18th birthday - I was there.
“We were at a party in an apartment and I spotted her doing a line just before I did one. We smoked pot together too.



Posted by: Anonymous

you can still see her ugly, lop sided retarded eyes poking through her shades.
I always thought she had some fugly ass eyes.



Posted by: brits uncle

Despite playing his part in her troubled past, Willie has also been called on to rescue Brit from desperate situations.
“One time I happened to be in New Orleans when Jamie called me.
“Britney was only 18 but she could drink where she wanted.
“Britney had passed out in the VIP area of a club and someone needed to get her. She just drank too much.
“I got there and she was out cold. I carried her out the back door and put her in the car. She got a telling off but she never listened. The drug use went up overnight when she moved to LA to pursue her career.
“The drugs and the alcohol helped her cope with the pressure - helped her to escape from reality.
“We thought maybe getting married and having kids would help her settle down but it was quite the opposite.”
Willie says rows, violent outbursts and heavy drinking were all regular features of Britney’s formative years.



Posted by: brits uncle

Despite playing his part in her troubled past, Willie has also been called on to rescue Brit from desperate situations.
“One time I happened to be in New Orleans when Jamie called me.
“Britney was only 18 but she could drink where she wanted.
“Britney had passed out in the VIP area of a club and someone needed to get her. She just drank too much.
“I got there and she was out cold. I carried her out the back door and put her in the car. She got a telling off but she never listened. The drug use went up overnight when she moved to LA to pursue her career.
“The drugs and the alcohol helped her cope with the pressure - helped her to escape from reality.
“We thought maybe getting married and having kids would help her settle down but it was quite the opposite.”
Willie says rows, violent outbursts and heavy drinking were all regular features of Britney’s formative years.



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Posted by: brits uncle

Her parents Jamie and Lynne divorced in 2002 but Brit was exposed to their hell-raising rows when she was growing up.
Willie explains: “A few times, Britney called saying, ‘They are fighting again, please come and get me’. It was rough - and the sad thing is it became normal. Once I was over at their house and Jamie walked in drunk and called Lynne a name.
“She was in the kitchen drinking water and just grabbed the glass, walked into the lounge and hit him right between the eyes with it.
“At first Britney was a scared child. You would catch her crying when people were fighting.
“But by that stage she just walked away, as if it wasn’t happening.



Posted by: brits uncle

“As she got older it started to rub off on her and she would scream and curse at them and try desperately to get them to stop fighting.”
He adds: “The Spears men are known for fighting. We would fight any time, about anything, in front of anybody - and if Britney happened to be there, so be it.”
‘ The drugs and the alcohol helped her cope with the pressure - helped her to escape from reality. ’
Willie breaks down in tears as he tells of one dramatic incident. “Jamie was drunk at a barbecue and he tried to drive off with Britney in the car.
“She was no more than five years old. I tried to stop him, so I reached in to grab the keys out of the ignition and he punched me. We got into it right there by the car, fighting in front of her.
“Britney was jumping up and down, crying. Lynne had to run out to get her inside.”
Willie believes Jamie’s problems stem from the brothers’ own violent childhood.
Their father - Britney’s grandad - ruled with an iron fist when they were growing up.
He explains: “Our daddy was in the army and the police force. He whacked us all around but Jamie got most of it.
“It affected all of us. We both left home when we were young.”
Willie also believes his mother’s suicide has plagued Britney’s life.
Her grandmother Emma Jean Spears shot herself in the chest after losing her three-day-old son to cot death in 1966, aged just 31.
Britney shares the same middle name as her tragic gran and the meltdown after losing full-time custody of her kids has got the family concerned she will meet the same fate



Posted by: brits uncle

Willie says: “She used to talk about how she couldn’t believe she was named after her grandmother who killed herself.
“We think it has definitely affected her. She seems to think she is cursed. Now we are worried the same will happen to her.”
Willie himself has led a troubled life. He is dubbed “Road Kill Willie” after cooking and eating animals that had been hit by cars when he was living rough.
He is now battling lung cancer and says he last spoke to Britney - who is currently dating paparazzo ADNAN GHALIB - in November.
He says: “Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. She is not listening to anybody.
“She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn’t want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing.”
Willie believes Britney’s demise was inevitable.
He adds: “She was a sweet young girl but as she grew up and saw the violence, the alcohol and everything, she became what she saw - as mean and hard-drinking as the rest of the family.
“That kind of childhood would make anyone unstable. It did with me.
“If people think she has reached the bottom, they are very wrong. Suicide is the bottom line for Britney.”



Posted by: Anonymous

Can someone explain to me why BS needs to fill up with gas everyday? Most cars get somewhere between 350 to 450 miles on a tank of gas. If she drives that many miles everyday, she is absolutely bonkers. There are so many things in life she can do that is much more rewarding than driving around the same places everyday, like getting parenting classes and going to see a therapist.



Posted by: Anonymous

I hate those stupid faces she always pulls. she is ugly enough as it is, but those faces are just gross, she is so annoying.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

Thanks britney for having removed all your tattoos.
Thanks Britney for having stopped smoking.
Thanks Britney...

Love :)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

ETs , spirits?
The very same so powerless , so so stinking dead shit.
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

So I guess we can all look forward to the future Britney eating cold beans from a can with her freshly run over deer carcass, living in a van down by the river, with a shotgun and raging on about killing herself because she was named after her Grammy...How long will it take her to get there? Just get a gun already!



Posted by: Josh

OMG she actually has nails!
i am so proud even if they are fake.
she actually tried a little with her appearance!



Posted by: Anonymous

See what happens when you give white trash money ... they blow it and then kill themselves.



Posted by: Anonymous

Go Wlllie Go. Britshit's text messages to Adiot on the next ET. She's even talkin British yall.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

Astra Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins .
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Anonymous

Shitney Smears must have been born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome then...that explains her fucked up eyes.



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

Astra Space?
The very place where all spiritual problems begins .
No Thanks!
Love :)



Posted by: Sunnyday please visit me on myspace.com/sunnydayagain thanks

My soul that fragile , innocent child in me .
So Precious.
Love :)



Posted by: lock up your babies y'all

UsWeekly has a hilarious story about Britney Spears visiting an elementary school. I find it hard to believe only because the paparazzi live in her vagina and would be all over this. A source told Us that Brit Brit showed up dressed like a slut to pick up some kids at a Beverly Hills school.
On January 7th, she was smoking for 10-minutes at 3pm waiting for school to let out. A source said she was talking to herself.
A witness said, “She was just rambling and confused. She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’” When school finally let out, Britney started causing a commotion making some of the kids freak out.
Before driving off Britney told the witness, “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’"



Posted by: Anonymous

Yes Britney those are nails....now let's work on your hair Okay? Or maybe a training bra?



Posted by: tgfk

What, exactly is the purpose of adnan's reason for this interview? He answeres questions with questions, he is overly evasive and very smug.

britney's actions defy all he, to this point, has said about her. He portrays her to be the loving mother, misunderstood person, and ther was miscommunication between herand her other. He is doing more harm than good here.



Posted by: Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Rob-Robin

Hiyah, Sunny my man!!!!

Did ya know that the big "G" on her sunglasses means "Golden showers"!?!

What about it?
You like that too?



Posted by: USWeekly article

Britney Spears is no stranger to odd antics, but her behavior on January 7 was particularly bizarre.
A source tells Usmagazine.com the “scantily clad” pop star showed up at a Beverly Hills elementary school, saying she was there to pick up someone else’s kids
(She lost custody of her own sons January 4 after being rushed to the hospital. She blew off a custody hearing yesterday.)
The singer parked her car outside the school just before 3 p.m. and spent 10 minutes smoking cigarettes and talking to herself while she waited for classes to let out.
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
Adds the witness, “All I could think was, Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?”
As children began to leave for the day, the star, 26, caused a commotion — “It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’"



Posted by: Anonymous

Josh...those nails are probably already half bitten and looking shitty. If they're still on then her nailbed infection is just perculating away underneath the fake nails. Must feel great!



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Posted by: Anonymous

I think she already wearing clothes belonging to her new assistant.



Posted by: OK magazine story

Last week, Britney Spears and Sam Lufti invited six paparazzi to Spears' Beverly Hills mansion for champagne and dinner to explain that rival paparazzo Adnan Ghalib's relationship with Britney was over (it's not). They also got a front row seat to the crazy. OK! Magazine reports:
Then, just as suddenly as it had begun, the party came to a screeching halt. "Britney went into her bedroom and came out in a different pair of jeans and her pink wig," one of the photogs tells OK!. "Her eyes went wide and she was yelling, 'How the fuck did you get in here? Get the fuck out! Sam, get them out! Why are they eating my food? Get them out!'" Britney's complete 180-degree turn was shocking, even to the most hardened of the paparazzi. "One person walked into that bedroom, someone else walked out," one of the photographers tells OK!. "It was scary."



Posted by: OMFG!! ROFLMAO

"Brit's uncle," PULEASSEE. The guy lives in a "camper!" WTF, and you post this shit like it's credible. Gawd, if you only had a brain.



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Posted by: Abbey

SPEAKING OF THE HILLS.... I JUST SAW ON JIMMY KIMMEL.COM THAT HEIDI MONTAG IS A GUEST TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted by: Anonymous

Willie is a s credible as Asshole Adnan. That mofo is lying through his fuckin teeth.



Posted by: Anonymous

its credible, her uncle may be poor but hes not lying.
You should see the Sun's article his picture is in it.
I find it true the bitch has 110 million and her family are starving and living in poverty. Sounds right.
What a selfish whore..i hope she ends it soon..i will buy her a gun if she needs it



Posted by: Anonymous

I BELIEVE WILLIE.



Posted by: Anonymous

why would he lie you fool?



Posted by: x17 got turfed out when shwent crazy hahahahaha

Britney would have been living in a trailor in her hometown
if she never got to Disney..think about it shes a redneck from a redneck family who was marketed to look like a young lolita, now shes a has been you can see her warts and all. no one is marketing her image now except her..touring at a gas station near you '08



Posted by: Anonymous

Uncle Willie Speaks the truth, he made no attempt to lie about his life and its misfortunes.
Unlike Britney using x17 to damage control stuff, btw if you are friends with x17..ask them how they can show your bloody vagina and post it for millions to see.
hahaha everyone uses her



Posted by: Anonymous

Well WE can got ENOUGH! NO MORE BRITNEY!NO MORE BRITNEY!NO MORE BRITNEY!NO MORE BRITNEY!NO MORE BRITNEY!NO MORE BRITNEY!NO MORE BRITNEY!!!!



Posted by: Sandy

whats the link for the sun's article on her uncle?
much appreciated



Posted by: replace the (dot) with a .

thesun(dot)co(dot)uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article723990(dot)ece

willies tell all link



Posted by: Jerry McGowan

Brit's other uncle, Eberhard Heinz Joachim Spears, a swiss guard of the Vatican State (the Pope), tells this:

"Actually, Brit only began real heavy drinking at the age of 14, so let's not dramatize, OK?

"However, she was already being tractor fucked a lot, also wheelbarrow style, by members of staff (and others) at the Mickey Mouse Club on a regular basis when she was 11, but she rather liked it; it gave her "self esteem", she said.

"At that time any kind of drugs, even smoking, was out of the question, of course. She first took cocain and heroin around 12, or maybe 13.

"Summing up, I see her as a perfectly normal and healthy young American girl; she was just like any other ordinary teen around."

(Exerpt from interview, Time Magazine, latest issue.)



Posted by: Pontious Pilot

Brits Uncle, you are the man!
Good for you to tell it like it is. Thats why we come here, to hear the truth, the damn truth. Not some lying ass Mufti and X-17 horseshit. I believe brother, I believe. Let those who have sinned motherfucker........



Posted by: TEAM KEVIN

I WONDER IF X17 IS GOING TO LIE ABOUT THEIR PARTNESHIP WITH BRIT WHEN THEY HAVE TO GO TO COURT.X17 IS GOOD AT MAKING THINGS LOOK BETTER THAN THEY ARE.
ENABLER IS WHAT X17 IS FOR BRIT AND P..S..I HOPE THAT SHE DOESNT GET HER KIDS BACK UNTIL SHE GETS HELP


GOD BLESS KEVIN AND HER FAMILY
WE SHOULD ALL PRAY THAT HIS BOYS WILL NEVER KNOW THAT THEIR MOM WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING COFFEE AND GAS THEN SHE IS ABOUT THEM.
HERE IN TEXAS WE CALL PEOPLE LIKE TRAILER PARK TRASH



Posted by: Anonymous

This guy is dissin himself as much as her. I think he's truthful. Her family is majorly fucked up.



Posted by: TEAM KEVIN

I WONDER IF X17 IS GOING TO LIE ABOUT THEIR PARTNESHIP WITH BRIT WHEN THEY HAVE TO GO TO COURT.X17 IS GOOD AT MAKING THINGS LOOK BETTER THAN THEY ARE.
ENABLER IS WHAT X17 IS FOR BRIT AND P..S..I HOPE THAT SHE DOESNT GET HER KIDS BACK UNTIL SHE GETS HELP


GOD BLESS KEVIN AND HER FAMILY
WE SHOULD ALL PRAY THAT HIS BOYS WILL NEVER KNOW THAT THEIR MOM WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING COFFEE AND GAS THEN SHE IS ABOUT THEM.
HERE IN TEXAS WE CALL PEOPLE LIKE TRAILER PARK TRASH



Posted by: Anonymous

This guy is dissin himself as much as her. I think he's truthful. Her family is majorly fucked up

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*nods* he seems to say it was her parents fault, alot of people have said that before, if Jaime and Lynee were really like that..and we know he went to rehab..its a sure sign that the family are trashy redneck hillbillys that stuck oil with Shitney they are ashamed that they came from squat..they left their family there too.
Good that the truth comes out
Its an explanation of how Jaime Lynn got pregnant and was whoring it out at Disney too, her parents encourage it or don't give a rats ass. and IT SHOWS
Uncle Willie seems much more normal, at least he doesn't hide his hardships or gloss it up for the media.
He's better off that her..
"you're much better off being homeess, than being me, Sir!"
I bet thats what she says to him when he says he's in a trailor..fucking cunt forgot where she came from. no fake accent will trick the world into believing shes got any class at all, ever!



Posted by: Christina

Dear Britney, Maybe I have too much time on my hands. I don't know. Probably, but I need to reach out to you and do feel that you do not have enough mentors in your life. I would be mad at my mom if I were you ( and I think you are). I would hate my ex if I were you (and I think you do). This is the advice I can give you. If I were you, I would get my pen and paper out and write all of my feelings. All of them. I would write every day. Read it and rewrite it.Keep it under lock and key. Don't trust anyone! You never know who will get their grubby money hungry hands on it. You want to delete stuff? Burn it. When you get it all on paper and you feel it's appropriate, send it to the courts. Let them all know how you feel, what you've been through, how people treat you, what you have to deal with and that you are human like all the rest of us. Let everyone know how you feel betrayed, why you act the way you do. How would anyone feel? It may take awhile. TAKE YOUR TIME and write and rewrite!! But, try and do it before the next court date, so that if you can't be there physically, you'll be there emotionally, mentally and spiritually. How can anyone ( a judge, lawyer, mother, father, media etc.) deny you and your feelings? I truly have you in my thoughts and prayers. I know you love your children. You just have to know how to love yourself and learn to forgive the people that have betrayed you and used and use you and hurt you. Accept the cards that have been dealt to you. Be Strong! Let Love flow through you and out into the world like you used to be. Don't let negative things like an ex who used you and a mom who hurt you stop you from being your happy self. You are a sweet, loving and caring person.

P.S. Oh, If I were you, I would have every person that entered my life ( I mean everyone) sign some kind of contract stating that they cannot speak or write or do anything about me for financial gain or for destroying me of my character in any way shape or form. And, if you ever marry again, PRENUP!! Sorry to be cynical, but you are who you are and you need to protect yourself.

P.S.S. Listen to the song.....You Are Loved (Don't Give Up) by Josh Groban. Over and over again if you have to.

Love,, your friendly Holbrook NY Hairdresser



Posted by: Anonymous

Classy as always...
That fucking pig is disgusting



Posted by: Anonymous

Great NEWS story, ya got here, X17. How about how Sam did in his depo? Did he tell the truth or did you pay him off to lie?



Posted by: Anonymous

try to control everyone, not everyone will sign a stupid contract. Shes a nobody to stop people from talking...

and her feelings mean nothing when she feels like flashing her privates, starbucks runs,
Its her kids feelings that count dickhead!!!!
they don't need to be traumatised by a crazy bitch.
It ends here why make another generation of crazy redneck boozers? let K-Fed keep the kids she has her money and Adnan she wants to make more and she cant take care of her own.
suffering with a mental illness is her choice..not to seek help.
But her children should be protected..no matter what her feelings are shes a dead beat neglegent parent .



Posted by: Anonymous

this was posted by finalpix... great example of that therepy her family was talking about..LMAO
THE uncle of Britney Spears speaks to British tabloid The Sun about his troubled niece.

He says Brit, 26, started drinking when she was a 13-year-old and has dabbled with drugs from the age of 14 back when she was a Mickey Mouse Club presenter.

William Spears - known as Willie – lives in his camper van home near Britney’s hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana.

After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went “buck-wild” on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.”

Willie claims her recent meltdown can be traced back to her difficult past.

He says: “I’m not just a family friend or someone who claims to know them. I was there every day, working with them. I have seen all the terrible things happen.”

But Willie is certain Britney was exposed to drink and drugs long before she hit the big time.

“She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake. Nobody controls her. She bosses everyone around her.”

Willie says his brother Jamie - Britney’s dad - must take a large chunk of responsibility for her boozy lifestyle.

“Just about everyone in the Spears family is a drunk and Britney’s dad Jamie was one of the worst.

“He would drink from daylight to night. Britney saw him drunk all the time.”

Jamie went into rehab in 2004 to overcome an addiction to alcohol and painkillers - but the damage to his family was already done.

Willie is a recovering drug addict and has been clean for more than four years. But sensationally he admits taking drugs with Britney in the past.

He says: “I know she did cocaine on her 18th birthday - I was there."

“We were at a party in an apartment and I spotted her doing a line just before I did one. We smoked pot together too.”

Willie says rows, violent outbursts and heavy drinking were all regular features of Britney’s formative years.
Her parents Jamie and Lynne divorced in 2002 but Brit was exposed to their hell-raising rows when she was growing up.

“At first Britney was a scared child. You would catch her crying when people were fighting.”

“As she got older it started to rub off on her and she would scream and curse at them and try desperately to get them to stop fighting.”

He says: “Britney is in an unstable state of mind now and there is nothing anyone can do about it. She is not listening to anybody.

“She has fired all the people around her who cared because she simply doesn’t want people to tell her to stop doing the things she is doing.”

Willie believes Britney’s demise was inevitable.

He adds: “She was a sweet young girl but as she grew up and saw the violence, the alcohol and everything, she became what she saw - as mean and hard-drinking as the rest of the family.

“That kind of childhood would make anyone unstable. It did with me".
Posted By: finalpixx



Posted by: Mrs Lovejoy

won't somebody please think of the children?
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????

why are britneys fans so keen to get ther accessories..er i mean children back..oh because now she wants them..well not enought to fight for them in court.but hey :) she just held a kid captive for 3 hours and scarred the shit outta him, shes too dumb to play with them a monitor had to show her. And they said she doesn't interact with them when they are with her..why torture those poor kids

she should stay without kids and make robotic over dubbed music her fans will need to buy 10 or more copies each to make it work.



Posted by: New York

Love you brit.Stay strong and get your boys back.



Posted by: tgfk

She has to get strong first.



Posted by: eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it... the Spears' motto?

She will do to her boys what her Mom and Dad did to her.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

HAHAHAHA!!

I just love the satirical bent the X17 peeps have in writing up their entries for The Sleazyana Swamp Slut!

Too bad so many people don't get it.

But...I DO!!...an' I'm always laughin'!!

Thanks, X17, for the killer humor.

.



Posted by: Anonymous

god you people-12-year-old fat girls I assume, suck-praying you get sued and kicked off at last-at last-at last.......



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Slutney's UNKA WILLIE say...

"She is a ruthless little thing, make no mistake."

Ha! Beautiful! Sounds like there's no love lost twixt Unka Willie an' his Sleazyana Swamp Slut niece!

.



Posted by: Anonymous

Brit,,,You are a sweet loving caring person....Continued...I got cut off...I also said that you should get a legal document that everyone that enters into your life should sign, so that they could not say anything about you or defame you or write about you in anyway shape or form. Not to be cynical but, you are who you are and you need to protect yourself. I also said, listen to Josh Groban's "You are loved" (don't give up)... over and over again if you have to ...Love me, Your friendly Holbrook Hairdresser



Posted by: SA

I lived in Kentwood for a little while, till I wised up and got the hell out. There's nothing to do there but drink or do drugs or both and there are some really strange people that used to live there. Sure not much has changed in all these years.



Posted by: Anonymous

so shes going to rewrite the amendment about free speech?

fucking idiot, no one will sign any contracts unless they work for he..everyone else is free to speak the truth.

censoring the truth won't help
confront and accept the truth her fantasy world is bullshit, its why she won't obey the law, take care of her kids or stop flashing her cunt.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Love you brit.Stay strong and get your boys back.

January 24, 2008 6:08 PM - New York

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don't sign that bullshit 'NEW YORK'...

i live in NEW YORK too & i can't stand that whore bag nor do i wish for her innocent children to be punished by being forced to go back to their bat-shit SELFISH slut of an UNFIT MOTHER!

sign your name or don't say anything at all!!! ugh! new york is not chock full of BRITARDS dammit!



Posted by: Anonymous

OH NO NY's not chock full o Britards.....It's chock full O RETART's



Posted by: get an education "retard" :)

whats a retart is it like a retard? tee-hee


I wuv you Justins Glad :) *waves*



Posted by: Heehawg

Sounds like it's as much a case for nature as it is for nurture. She got a double dose from both sides. Ding dang, that ain't good, y'all!



Posted by: Anonymous

boring fucking shite as usual...now its our girl brit BLAH BLAH BLAH. Ha x17 turnaround once again after taking a beating over the bloody crotch pix which has to stand as one of the all time most disgusting pieces of so called journalism ever. Very childish very pathetic very desperate.
You pair of cunts.



Posted by: Cold and gray in sunny CA

I know everybody thinks it's always warm in CA but right now it's cold, windy, and rainy all over the state and has been for a day or two. How can this bimbo be half naked in the cold? Is she on speed? And those nails. Whose idea were those? Has she been reading our comments? It's about time!!!



Posted by: Heehawg

Her D&Gs are FILTHY!! Eeeeeeeuuuw! She really has NO clue.
I believe every word Uncle Willie said. Now it all makes more sense.



Posted by: gimme a break

HA!HA! TMZ is reporting that Sam was grilled by Kaplan "like white on rice" On everything, like, what Britney drinks, what drugs she takes, whether she is paid by x-17, where sam's income comes from and all about the multiple lawsuits against him. Loves it!



Posted by: CarrieAnne

She is a disgusting pig and I am tired of reading about her!! Y'all need to move on! NEXT!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

I also believe Uncle Willie (the whole thing, even the name, couldn't have been scripted any better!) but I STILL say that a stronger person, hell, forget that, that MOST people, could have overcome that to be a decent person or at least admit that they need help - especially when your relationship with your children is in jeopardy. Sorry, no get out of jail free card here.....



Posted by: Anonymous

Stop showing that f*&$#!g skank, she is so disgusting



Posted by: Anonymous

shitney lives in a playboy magazine....although she looks too trashy even for it!!!



Posted by: SAM

HAHHA AIM LMFAO at X17 trying to flood the posts with NON BRI news of the depo.. of SAM LUTFI.. drilling him.. revealing theeeee TRUTH on why x17 is soo far up HER ASS!!! ITS A JOKE>> BRITS A JOKE>> BITCH U DONT HAVE UR KIDS>> TAKE MILLIONS>> U STILL DONT HAVE UR BOYSSS HOEEEE



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

whats a retart is it like a retard? tee-hee

I wuv you Justins Glad :) *waves*

January 24, 2008 6:46 PM - get an education "retard" :)

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bwahahahahahahaha!!!

thank you for the big laughs & CHEESY GRIN!! =) i ♥ you back!

xoxo ~ jglad



Posted by: Anonymous

COME ON X17 WHERE IS YOUR STORY ABOUT OSAMA GETTING MAN RAPED TODAY BY KAPLAN? Ouch his ass must be bleeding...ewww. ;)



Posted by: Italy

We love you Britney



Posted by: Anonymous

We hate you Shitney



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i'm pretty sure ITALY isn't chock full of BRITARDS either.

=P ha!



Posted by: USA

Shitney...move to Canada or Italy they like you.

Hate you!



Posted by: Anonymous

i dont think every single person in italy loves shitney....



Posted by: Anonymous

Stop sucking up all the air Britney...nobody likes you! You are killing people!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Stop sucking up all the air Britney...nobody likes you! You are killing people!

January 24, 2008 7:22 PM - Anonymous

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lol! shitney did you hear that?! you're KILLING PEOPLE by taking up valuable oxygen that someone else could have! MURDERER!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE DOES'NT HAVE ANY FANS.



Posted by: Anonymous

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Don't move to Canada pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Move somewhere else =)



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFEDS CD&SIGN BOOK

why do people constantly stick up for this piece of trash that can't even "speak" to her kids..... And I can hear all the BRITARDS now - so let me STOP you there - it isn't because of KFED, or the lawyers, or the paps, or her family or her "anxiety disorder", or the fact that she didn't have a childhood, or because of JGlad ;), or because she doesn't have an education, or because her album flopped, or because.... oh hell, I could go on forever - IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A SELFISH, SPOILED, SLUTTY, DRUG ADDICTED, ATTENTION WHORE!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Why dont you suck up to this, Bitch
Italy is where God would stick the rod if the world needed an enema

Smelly fucking mafia wannabes.
Go sit on the beach in Taormina and pick at your ugly girlfriends zitz!
Testa di cupicetto..........tsssssssssssssss!



Posted by: Anon7146

According to what I just read on TMZ, Britney might have and "arrangement" with X17. Now I understand why they seem to be all in her a...s...s...! If this is true, this site is BOGUS!



Posted by: Anonymous

yea, anyone who could possibly defend her is likely in need of a mental evaluation as well! She has made a couple of things VERY clear:
1) She loves herself more than anyone or anything else.
2) A close second in the Britney love contest is the attention of the papparazzi
3) She is doing fine without her children and is in no hurry to get them back.
4) She has no true friends nor relationship with her family.
5) She's a total loser.



Posted by: France

love britney



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFEDS CD&SIGN BOOK

why do people constantly stick up for this piece of trash that can't even "speak" to her kids..... And I can hear all the BRITARDS now - so let me STOP you there - it isn't because of KFED, or the lawyers, or the paps, or her family or her "anxiety disorder", or the fact that she didn't have a childhood, or because of JGlad ;), or because she doesn't have an education, or because her album flopped, or because.... oh hell, I could go on forever - IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S A SELFISH, SPOILED, SLUTTY, DRUG ADDICTED, ATTENTION WHORE!



Posted by: Anonymous

hey dude stoping posting for all the countries in the world!! NOBODY LOVES SHITNEY!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

7:29...

i thought you gave up pretending to be me on the kevin won't let britney speak to her kids thread...?

i see that you've finally figured out how to properly bold & italicize - but you still haven't quite got my unique 'STYLE' down pat, have you?

i don't speak gibberish when i post STALKER, so you're going to have to do better than that. :)

toodles! xoxo ~ jglad


ps ~ is being 'ORIGINAL' & posting as yourself to difficult for you?



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i'm pretty sure ITALY isn't chock full of BRITARDS either.

I beg to differ, they sure do have Madonnas ugly old, and I mean old, pussy face plastered on everything from cars to baby diapers.

Gee, so they are that enamored of American culture?
Yes, they are every bit susceptible as the sheep in America to "pop" culture, as worthless as it is.



Posted by: Happy Hater

Anon 7146 I did not see this at tmz. It said only that they were asking him about any relationship there might be between Shitney and or him and x17.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

italian stallion...

why are you posting under 'my' name...? *RAISES EYEBROW*

perhaps italy has an affinity for american pop culture but to say the entire region of italy - or canada, new york & france 'loves' shitney...

well you know as well as i do that that is a bald-faced lie!



Posted by: TJ - PISS OFF BRIT - BUY KFEDS CD&SIGN BOOK

JGlad - people just love your name ;)

Besides, we can tell the difference between the two



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney said she would love to guest star on "The Hills". She told Sam that she is so excited to be removing her shirt on national television and exposing her tits. Sam told her that would be "The Valleys" not "The Hills". Reports say that she kicked Sam out of her life after that comment.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

don't sign that bullshit 'NEW YORK'...

i live in NEW YORK too & i can't stand that whore bag nor do i wish for her innocent children to be punished by being forced to go back to their bat-shit SELFISH slut of an UNFIT MOTHER!
No, I don't live in New York.
I live in Miami, just around the corner from Miami Ink.That makes me specialUnlike you Britardswho live inCaliand think that your shit doesnt stink.



Posted by: for real

Britney's favorites - top 10.

1. Britney
2. Paps
3. Cigs
4. Brown boots
5. Starbucks
6. Quik-E gas/mart
7. Rite-Aid
8. Petco
9. Mickey D's
10. 4 Seasons/any hotel but home



Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Ladies!!!!!!! Please wear more yellow!!!!!!!

Hey Britney. Don't worry. Kevin will get his back later on in life at some point. I've just been around people like him. I've seen people that act like him get it back later in life.
You'll be O.K. Just do exactly what the court tells you too, for right now. And like I said,
Go in that courthouse, afraid of nothing at all, and handle your business as the respectful woman that you are. And make sure that judge knows you are a respectful woman. Show that judge that you are proud to be a respectful woman in other words. As far as Adnan; Britney. He's not a bad guy, but you will probably find yourself in a lot of uncomfortable positions like that motorcycle wreck thing if you hang around him. Just to let you know. Anytime. Sweetheart. I gosta go.

Peace Precious,

Brian Llewellyn™



Posted by: Brian Llewellyn™ Ladies!!!!!!! Please wear more yellow!!!!!!!

Hey Britney. Don't worry. Kevin will get his back later on in life at some point. I've just been around people like him. I've seen people that act like him get it back later in life.
You'll be O.K. Just do exactly what the court tells you too, for right now. And like I said,
Go in that courthouse, afraid of nothing at all, and handle your business as the respectful woman that you are. And make sure that judge knows you are a respectful woman. Show that judge that you are proud to be a respectful woman in other words. As far as Adnan; Britney. He's not a bad guy, but you will probably find yourself in a lot of uncomfortable positions like that motorcycle wreck thing if you hang around him. Just to let you know. Anytime. Sweetheart. I gotsta go.

Peace Precious,

Brian Llewellyn™



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

tj...

i just think it's weird. :)


rasputin...

did you delete yourself from x17 profiles? i can't find you anymore on my friends list! =P if i deleted you i'm sorry... :( it was an accident!



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

DAMMIT!

We, The People should have the right to know what the hell's said in these goddamned Twatney depos!

Fuck the right to THEIR privacy! What about the right of We, The People being able to enjoy a damned fucking fine bout of schadenfreude?!?

What about our rights to being entertained by all the gutter level, country-ghetto, trailer trash dirt Twatney an her posse are reelin' off to OUR GUY's legal eagle?!?

DAMMIT! WE WANT DIRT! TWATNEY DIRT!



Posted by: Anonymous

I seem to remember a couple of interviews where she was on TV and chewing gum like she was a cow chewing its cud. I don't recall many people other than teenagers chewing gum. But I think she is still a big child inside, so will probably be chomping away on a big wad of gum like an adolescent for years ago.

I like the postings about her uncle. Pretty sure that his talking with the press was money-fueled. But I also think there is probably a lot of truth to what he says, especially the bit about her bossy and no one controlling her.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Britney's favorites - top 10.

1. Shaved cooter
2. Airing out the cooter
3. Cigs, maybe in the cooter
4. Cooter boots
5. Cooter coffess
6. Quik-E cooter
7. Rite-Aid for cooter medicine
8. Petcooter
9. Mickey D's, no comment
10. 4 Seasons/any hotel but home for cooter abuse.
Good LordI certainly think this shows a pattern,/i>



Posted by: Brit spoke to her kides today !!!!!!!!! :) :) see on TMZ

I just saw your ugly assed pic justin
lol
and you say brit is ugly
you are a dog ruff ruff
nice zits
touch up the blode roots
was your hair
you look like your drunk sit up straight
ewwwww I can smell you to
and you look 15
but you act like 10
see you are from New York lol
New York pep are rude
go to bed just ugly lol lol
saw you fag friends to
do you all work at x17
what an awful life to have
I feel sorry for you all
good night assholes bye wave
middle finger
in your face bitch
F%$#*&!!!!!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i believe in one-eyed willie too! just 'cuz he's poor & lives in a camper doesn't mean he doesn't speak the truth... in fact, i find it more credible!

it all fit's into my shitney profile of her being a selfish whore-bag & not giving a damn that she has family struggling to get by!



Posted by: Anonymous

yucontuinuesameylovebr..foryou...yo..mex



Posted by: Chris

Hey USA 7:19... 99.99 of us Canadians don't want that smelly beast here!!! Thanx



Posted by: mexicano

yucontuinuesameylovebr..foryou...yo..mex



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i am not the other poster using my name
Someone has something weird going on here.
Rasputins Liver,email me.



Posted by: Anonymous

yucontuinuesameylovebr..foryou...yo..mex



Posted by: Anonymous

Her poor uncle is fighting lung cancer. If he got money, good for him. If she was any kind of a person, and I use that term loosely, she would be helping him. It sounds like they were close at one time. Family should stick together, and she SHOULD help all of them. Most celebs do.



Posted by: Anonymous

subpeona Uncle wille as a character witness K-fed and Kaplan

:):):)



Posted by: Git me mah ding dang vitamins

schadenfreude? what does that mean? and,, ROFLMAO to almost all of the above posts esp. cooter boots and cooter abuse.



Posted by: Anonymous

I agree she should help her Uncle out, poor guy the girl has millions. I was sick when she said:
"You're better off being homeless than being me, Sir"
I wish that bitch lived in a cardboard box and went without her starbucks if only for 1 night in Winter...
yeah at least a homeless man has dignity and sanity.
Two things money will never buy her :(



Posted by: Heehawg

8:07 Chris LMAO!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

8:02...

buh-bye crazy canadian britarded bitch! :) don't forget to take your meds loony tunes!

*WAVES & GIVES THE FINGER* ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›



Posted by: Instigator

Hey I hope Britney goes out tonight. Maybe one of the paps will bring a bar of soap since its raining so hard and she'll get her biannual shower.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Oh, you saw my picture?You sawed off half breed nitwit, you saw your ugly ass girl friends ass plastered all over the internet.Thats what you saw Vato BITCH
When we run you and your little smelly chiclet selling children back across the border, do you know what you'll see then?The business end of a fucking gun!
Get the fuck out of my country, ESSE, VATO, MS13, whatever you call your raggedy ass.



Posted by: Anonymous

schadenfruede - pleasure taken from someone else's misfortune.



Posted by: Anonymous

Gum Snap.



Posted by: Do that to BRIT!!

Brit's Pal Grilled Like a Cheeseburger

Posted Jan 24th 2008 9:26PM by TMZ Staff

Sources tell TMZ K-Daddy's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, went after Sam Lutfi, Brit's close friend, like white on rice during his deposition today.

We're told the depo, which ended just before 6:00 PM, covered a wide range of issues. Sources say Kaplan asked about the meds Brit takes, where she goes, what she does at home, what she drinks, and on and on.

Kaplan also asked Lutfi about his relationship with the photo agency X17 and specifically whether he and Brit have a financial deal where they help X17 get pics of Brit and in return get moolah. X17 has denied there's any deal.

We're told Kaplan asked Lutfi about his income and where he gets it, how he supports himself, etc. We're also told Kaplan asked him about six lawsuits in which he was reportedly sued. We're told Lutfi answered that most of those suits were against his father.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

i am not the other poster using my name
Someone has something weird going on here.
Rasputins Liver,email me.

January 24, 2008 8:08 PM - justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

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raspy...

that wasn't from the *REAL* me... but hey! feel free to e-mail me whenever you want! ;) they can't fake that!! lol!

xoxo ~ jglad



Posted by: Anonymous

Anyone here want Miss Cooter Queen ? Even her fans can't import her....



Posted by: Anonymous

Kaplan should grill her with a English accent..make her go all crazy and rip her weave loose :)



Posted by: Anonymous

No shit.... any word her still using that accent bullshit?



Posted by: Anonymous

No shit.... any word her still using that accent bullshit?



Posted by: Anonymous

Gum Snap!



Posted by: touche

justin too bad our names can't be ours to prevent that.



Posted by: touche

justin too bad our names can't be ours to prevent that.



Posted by: Anonymous

Pap: "what part of England are you from??"

Britney : "*prrttt!* (shits in her pants a little) Uh thankyou, please let me go now"

Kaplan should ask Britney where she was born, and why she talks like Ozzy Osbourne..sorry its just her English accents so bad i have no other comparrison *shrugs* sorry Ozzy :(



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

8:21

Notice that my stalker assumes I'm female
Needs to speak with a psychiatrist, Hellooooo,.........anybody home?
Can we say......cuckooo....cuckoo
Yaaaaaaaaawn,
I am so over this.



Posted by: Heehawg

I wonder if the highlight of a Sat. night in Kentwood is driving around, with stops at the local gas station and fast food joint, and wrapping it up with a quick pick-up and screw? That's what Shitney seems to get off on. Maybe this goes back to her pre-teen days in Loozyana. She's been a trashy slut for yeeeears, it turns out. So all that talk about her being such a sweetheart who all of a sudden becomes a beast is untrue. She's been a monster all along.



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

adnan telling more lies on E.T.
you ca tell, his eyes are everywhere.
and i hate how he
asks a question to himself and then answers it.
yeah,"" what part of england are you fro skank " ?
fool and anyone who says she oos great.
and she is
not ormal adnan.
not living a normal lifestyle atall
sorry to tell you that .



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

COOTER QUEEN...?

who are you callin' 'COOTER QUEEN' you BELLY BUTTON LINT LICKER??

lol! i'm sorry i had to... i ♥ that commercial! ha!ha!


kaplan should grill her in an english cockney accent using a really high falsetto!! "WOULD YOU LAHK A SPOT O' TEA MAH LADY?"

heh!heh! that would really freak her out for sure!



Posted by: Anonymous

I wish the paps would start asking her how it feels to be Americas most hated person...dead and alive.



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

not " normal " ........


not a normal lifestyle,
and has that rat crawled out of the hair yet ..........?



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

not " normal " ........


not a normal lifestyle,
and has that rat crawled out of the hair yet ..........?



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

not " normal " ........


not a normal lifestyle,
and has that rat crawled out of the hair yet ..........?



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

not " normal " ........


not a normal lifestyle,
and has that rat crawled out of the hair yet ..........?



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

not " normal " ........


not a normal lifestyle,
and has that rat crawled out of the hair yet ..........?



Posted by: Heehawg

Pap: "what part of England are you from??"

Britney : "*prrttt!* (shits in her pants a little) Uh thankyou, please let me go now"

LMAO!!! Hilarious! I saw that vid. She sounds so helpless with her British accented "Please let me go now" but you know she's the devil. Phony bitch player.



Posted by: Heehawg

JGlad, I'm laughing my ASS OFF. OMG, that would be SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny!!! What I'd give to see the look on her fug face!!! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

she'd be like NO! i'm the 'CRAZY' person, i mean 'ENGLISH' person here!!! ;)

haha!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Heehawg

Let's hope she doesn't start driving on the left side of the street! Yikes!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: she;s a skanky DIRTY DIVA

all the paps who tell her

"" you look great today britney "

"you look gorgeous britney "

LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: touche

justin I had to delete my stupid acct here I mailed you on myspace. HBL and TJ if you have myspace can you add me lol I told you what is going on here. I am getting pissed at this sight lol



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: The Queen

Fuck Britney Spears! Why don't you clowns find another "celebrity" to endorse. When I say "endorse", I mean to pay money for exclusive photos and sugarcoated, completely untruthful, and biased stories to fabricate day in and day out. Fuck Britney Spears, and Fuck x17... Ah fuck it, you're both one in the same anyway.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

OMG!! DOESN'T ANYBODY *KNOW* HOW TO POST 1x????

geez louise!! =P


heehawg...

lol! she was already driving on the right side of the streets before she even affected the english accent!

yikes! is right!!



Posted by: friendly, neighborhood, fellow Brit hater

Geez louise, I hear your passion anon multiple and she's a skansky drity diva but come on, practice patience and don't double your efforts...



Posted by: Anonymous

Sounds like the deal between X17 and Britney got dropped real fast when they were about to be busted,. and it sounds like a new one was made with the Hills cast.
2 Mentions on the first page, one within a Britney story..... when there really is no 'story' to even report -
you guys are bastards X17



Posted by: friendly, neighborhood, fellow Brit hater

HeeHee JGlad - we're on the same page - geez louise!
Let me add Queen to my earlier post....

oh and oops - I of course meant "dirty"



Posted by: Instigator

Evening all



Posted by: Heehawg -G'Night All

Maybe Shitney will follow Wino's (her fellow Britan) lead and go to rehab.



Posted by: gimme a break

hooray! hello Instigator! So glad you joined us as you are always spot on and hysterical too!



Posted by: Instigator

Thanks gimme...

What am I walking into tonight?



Posted by: Anonymous

my god, how old are you ppl? old i'd say.



Posted by: Instigator

The more I think about it, the more I think just not giving Britney any attention is the answer to forcing her to get help. If the tabloids aren't making money off her, eventually, they will stop covering her.



Posted by: gimme a break

Not much i'd say instigator - kind of a slow blog day....am hoping Queen bitchney will jump in her car and head on over to the local Chevron any minute now to liven things up.....



Posted by: Instigator

Maybe she'll go through the car was with the top down Gimme....lol



Posted by: gimme a break

HeeHee! At least she could cross her annual shower off her to do list that way right?



Posted by: Instigator

Exactly...They could include the under carriage wax with it...



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

HeeHee JGlad - we're on the same page - geez louise!
Let me add Queen to my earlier post....

oh and oops - I of course meant "dirty"

January 24, 2008 9:18 PM - friendly, neighborhood, fellow Brit hater

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

hahaha!! i thought that too!! :)

it's not a common phrase either! =P i also like to say stuff like 'GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY!'... 'JUMPIN' JEHOSAPHATS!'... 'HOLY RAVIOLI BATMAN!' any thing goofy pretty much tickles my fancy!



Posted by: Instigator

Everytime I hear 'great googily moogily' I think "Maggie and the Ferocious Beast". Tells you about my tv viewing habits...



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

HOLY KAKAPOOPY!! how could i forget that one? :)


hi instigator... *WAVES*



Posted by: gimme a break aka friendly, neighborhood, fellow Brit hater

JGlad - yep - great minds and all....
I keep using "jeenkies" and "yikes" thanks to my boys new found affinty for Scooby Doo (must admit it sure beats the wiggles!)
Guess I should also come clean about using another alias....



Posted by: Instigator

Howdy Justin



Posted by: Instigator

Can someone please tell me why people idolize celebrities??



Posted by: Anonymous

J-Glad...
Gotta a dirty mouth? Stinky McStink face...
I wish I could remember the whole commercial....I love it too!
Who you callin a Cooty Queen , ya Lint Licker...



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

wth is 'maggie & the ferocious beast'...?

or do i even want to know?? sounds like kinky porn!!



Posted by: Instigator

Its on Noggin....the preschool channel...



Posted by: gimme a break

Instigator:
Because they are so smart and pretty and special....



Posted by: Anonymous

It's a great show....



Posted by: Instigator

Gimme,

When you say special, do you mean short yellow bus special?



Posted by: gimme a break

Oops - did you see through that? :)



Posted by: Instigator

lmao...just a little bit



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

great. now i feel dirrrty!!

& yes, anonymous, that commercial is AWESOME!! i don't remember how it starts either though... *SCRATCHES HEAD*



Posted by: Instigator

I just want to buy the world a coke



Posted by: J

X17 you are so far up this slob's twat! As if Britney would appear on the Hill's..she has fallen so far from the status of celebrity that the Hills would not welcome a dirty, drugged out whore on the show. at this point I think she is despised more than Spencer Pratt and that is quite an accomplishment. Your fascination with her facial expressions certainly indicate a slow news day. Why aren't you all over the ET interview Adnan did? Watching that smug leech sell out Britney is far more entertaining that her facial expressions. How stupid can she be to continue to have him around when he is clearly taking advantage of her? Hopefully she will soon be living with Willie in his camper van.



Posted by: Anonymous

Short Busin' it all the way to skool



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

& teach the world to sing? good luck with that!! i've been watching the american idol auditions... ewwww!



Posted by: Instigator

Gee Justin, your hair smells terrific...



Posted by: Anonymous

Son of a bisquit eating bulldog!

What the french, toast?

You think I wouldn't find out about your little doodie head cootie queen?

Who are you callin' a cootie queen, you lint licker!

Pickle you cumquat!

You are over reacting.

No Bill, over reacting was when I out your convertible into a wood chipper, stinky mcstink face!

You Hoboken....



Posted by: Anonymous

Hehe you guys make me laugh... I was scaning some of the post on the way to the bottom "Getta Life!!!" Some of you guys have whole freakin conversations... wtr though thats your biz.

Yey Britney got her nails done. Now her hair, make up, and wardrobe (ehh attitude wouldnt hurt either). And she IS beautiful, she just needs to take better care of herself. Byes = P



Posted by: Chicago

I just checked the blog on TMZ & some lady wrote that her kid has a shirt that reads, "Spear Britney".

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's great. I may have to change my moniker! :)



wrong...

I'd like to build the world a home..
And furnish it with love..



Posted by: DONUTS - FOOD OF THE GODS!

WARNING: IF BRITNEY EVER DARES TO CROSS THE BORDER INTO CANADA, A POSSE OF VIGILANTE CANUCKS, IN HAZMAT SUITS, WILL BE WAITING TO GRAB HER! THEN WE WILL FORCIBLY BATHE HER; SHAMPOO/RINSE/CONDITION HER HAIR (AFTER REMOVING THOSE SKANKY WEAVES); DEODORIZE/DELOUSE HER; WASH/DRY/FLUFF/FOLD HER SLUTTY OUTFITS AND REPLACE THEM WITH SOMETHING FLATTERING; PLUS DETAIL HER DIRTY MERCEDES DU JOUR! THEN WE WILL SEND BRIT'S FRESHLY SCRUBBED ASS AND HER NICE NEW CLOTHES, IN HER SHINY CLEAN CAR, BACK TO THE USA!! SERIOUSLY - WE REALLY, REALLY MEAN IT, AMERICA!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e. c o m last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

"don't hate me because i'm beautiful"...

remember that one? sorry i took a while to respond... i got a phone call from a guy friend i haven't spoken to in a bit.



Thanks for the head's up, DONUTS. We'll be sure to tell the border patrol in advance that she's an illegal so they'll turn her ass right back North.

(After all, if you clean her up - No One will recognize her!)

ps: You can keep the pumpkins in the Mercedes too. :)



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

have a good night all! *WiNk!*

xoxo ~ jglad



Posted by: Chicago

Pantene

nite jglad.



Posted by: Anonymous

Your GIRL BRIT GOT A NICE FRENCH ANCRILYC MANICURE!!

CAN YOU PLEASE DRAW ATTENTION TO HER PRETTY NAILS? PLEASE?!

If X17 REALLY cared, they might notice BRITNEY SPEARS' NAILS.

YES -- she should have been in court -- but, WHATEVER, her nails look GOOD, ya'll.Tell a friend -- Give a CLOSE-UP. We pay you to point out the NAILS.



Posted by: you poor lonely soul

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'LL EVER BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE THIS MANY ADULTS THAT ARE INTO bRITNEY sPEARS. YOUR MENTAL CONDITION MAKES YOU THE RIGHT PERSON TO CARRY ON CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU THOUGH BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO BE LONELY.



Posted by: Instigator

Im a pepper, you're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too



Posted by: Anonymous

i am a pepper!



Posted by: Anonymous

X17 is so disloyal it's sad. Britney Spears GOT HER NAILS DONE AND You have NO COMMENT??? Shame on you.... shame on you. Where is your loyalty? I'm sad, so sad.



Posted by: Instigator

Who wears short shorts? WE wear short shorts! If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts



Posted by: Instigator

Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the center roll of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? "I never made it without biting." Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? "Let's find out. One, two, three, crunch. Three." How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? The world may never know.



Posted by: Instigator

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never make you forget you're a man--cause I'm a woman



Posted by: Anonymous

you must be bored!



Posted by: Instigator

Terribly



Posted by: Instigator

Calgon! Take me away!



Posted by: Anonymous

sorry!



Posted by: Instigator

Thanks...



Posted by: Anonymous

Brit is nothing but a 2 bit WHORE that sold her children out to the highest bidder.....Hope the courts NEVER allow her to EVER see those kids....Pimping the kids for money...to sell photos!!!! nothing is lower for a millionaire....Die bitch.



Posted by: RIP - Mr. Whipple

Please, don't squeeze the Charmin!



Posted by: Anonymous

hey, what's the prob instigator?



Posted by: Anonymous

man, what are you doing watching TV Land?



Posted by: Anonymous

x17, you ppl need to get lives if chewing gum is a big deal to you guys.



Posted by: Anonymous

and while we're at it, why do i have hair to the edge of my forehead and she does'nt? looks like the hairline of a 60 yr old man. although i've known men in their 60's and 70's with more hair than that. is she balding or what?



Posted by: Anonymous

I made the donuts...



Posted by: Anonymous

what does that mean?



Posted by: Anonymous

?



Posted by: gotta know

who is the new assistant for shartney???



Posted by: Anonymous

i love the heading for the story about Sam on TMZ, "Brit's pal grilled like a cheesburger". lol. that wins the headline of the day award. only nobody cares about that dumb twat. hahahahaha................................



Posted by: Anonymous

did'nt know she had one. figured if there was "news" you'd know.



Posted by: Anonymous

are those weaves making her hair fall out? i've got my own hair so i don't know if they make you go bald or what!? if they do, i'm NEVER getting one. i don't think i'd want that on my head. i'm too obsessive-compulsive for that. i'd go nuts.



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE HAD HER NAILS DONE! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

hahahaha. that psycho blogger proved once and for all that they prefer talking to their own self.



Posted by: Anonymous

All I want to say is that finally she got her dirty filthy fingernails done. Now let's pray that she does something that rat nest hair.



Posted by: Anonymous

don't know who the assistant is, doubt britney knows either. by the time we know her name she'll be gone too.



Posted by: Hollywood.tv has video

Britney's British and doesn't know Adnan again tonight. Wow, what a psycho:

No matter rain or shine, Britney and her entourage of paparazzi are out and about, with all the accompanying pandemonium and flashing lights.


Today, we catch Britney fueling her new V12 Benz -- and we are surprised to see the return of Carla, who was reportedly fired last week due to suspected media interaction.


Next, Britney stops by Clafoutis Restaurant on Sunset Blvd. for some supper, before taking off again and landing at Rite Aid to pick up a few vials of mascara.

As Britney departs Rite Aid and returns to her car, someone asks about where Adnan Ghalib, her recent boyfriend, might be. She responds in her newly-adopted British accent, "I don't know who that is. Where's the car?"

Lately, it seems there has been a revolving door for the likes of Adnan, Sam Lutfi, and Carla!



Posted by: She's crrraazzyy

Britney's British again and forgot she knows Adnan in a hollywood.tv video taken tonight. Carla's back too so I guess the current Brit personality rehired her.



Posted by: She's crrraazzyy

don't know who the assistant is, doubt britney knows either. by the time we know her name she'll be gone too.
January 25, 2008 1:17 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
--------------
She IS gone. Carla's back.

For now....



Posted by: show your cunt lips

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Posted by: Anonymous

Yep Carla's back. Wenn has lots of pictures.



Posted by: Monkey

does she ever clean those sunglasses!



Posted by: LOBOTOMY

This bitch passed crazy months ago. She's 100% insane.



Posted by: Anonymous

I'm really beginning to think this woman really does have multiple personality disorder. First, She claims she has her kids back when she doesn't, she claims Jamie Lynne is not pregnant, and now she says she doesn't know Adnan. She threw the paps out of the party because she didn't know why they were there. Something is seriously wrong with her. She doesn't need to be running around in society. She needs to be locked up.



Posted by: Anonymous

100% insane as the pathetic haters who sure have lots of time to spare and spear on her.



Posted by: Adriana

I think that she tries very hard to be happy and to have a positive attitude in front of all people, all fans .... even in front of herself ... all for the good of her kids ... She wants to do all it takes to have the kids back... she needs them very much ... and she needs friends, too ... she needs to be protected and to know that she is on good hands...



Posted by: Anonymous

Jan 24, 2008 08:30 PM
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

UNDATED – Ever get the feeling somebody is making a whole lot of money off Britney Spears besides Britney Spears?

Portfolio magazine estimates the annual value of Britney Spears to the U.S. economy is 110- to 120-million dollars - and that's when she isn't even touring.

Portfolio estimates record companies, promoters and licensers make 30- to 40-million dollars because of endorsements, record sales and other business.

It estimates the paparazzi make four million dollars from selling photos of her.

Celebrity tabloids, web traffic and other media make an estimated 75 million dollars off her in a year.

Her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, pulls in a million dollars a year because of her.

And not just the $35,000 a month from spousal and child-support payments. K-Fed reportedly gets $30,000 from nightclubs just to show up.



Posted by: Me in DC

I still don't understand how most of you people who blog on this site can be so cruel! Look in the mirror and do you see the perfect human being that you all seem to think that you are? You are not perfect, I am not perfect, Britney is not perfect! Get over yourselves! Just because someone lives in a trailer does not mean you are 'white trash'! Only people who are 'white trash' will call other people 'white trash'!

I also cannot believe that people with just a smidgeon of common sense will believe anything that is written in UsWeekly, Star, TMZ, X17online, etc! Even People Magazine has become a rag! The stories are made up! There are always quotes from 'sources close to'. Why are the sources not named? Why are there no bylines on more than half of the stories that are written? If there is a byline, then the person probably doesn't even exist!

You are the type of people who buy these rag magazines and make money for the celebrities, magazines, and the paparazzi! If you don't buy the magazines, then they won't make any money, and then possible (and I mean impossibly) they will go away.

Just try to be nice! If you don't like Britney at all, then don't read anything about her!

GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN!



Posted by: Anonymous

x17 take cuntney and shove her up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Adriana Britney hasn't done a single fucking thing to get her kids back until she showed up for her depo last week so shut THE FUCK up you dont know what your fucking talking about!!! Shes getting everything she deserves, a poor mother would have lost a long time ago so SHUT THE FUCK UP
GET A LIFE OF YOUR OWN YOUR ON THE WRONG WEBSITE IF YOU DONT LIKE TO READ THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS WHORE DONT COME HERE......SHES A USELESS WHORE WHO IS GETTING JUST WHAT SHE DESERVES..... NO KIDS.........NO PITY FOR THIS CUNT
SHE SHOULD HAVE HAD HER RIGHTS TERMINATED THE FIRST TIME SHE DIDNT SHOW UP FOR COURT. IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT WE SAY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE



Posted by: Anonymous

I cant believe britney! She is CRUEL, how can someone be so CRUEL to their own children? SHE needs to get a LIFE.



Posted by: PROUD MOTHER, CAN BRIT SAY THE SAME?? HELL NO !! SHES USELESS WHITE TRASH!!

I am calling her WHITE TRASH and I am far from being white trash. I raised my 3 children I didnt run from the responsibility... I own my own home and have been married for 26 years. I have a job I love and friends and family who love me.I am not white trash. BRIT IS WHITE TRASH. SHE ONLY WANTS TO DO WHATS GOOD FOR HER, NOT HER BOYS, HER. she thinks because of who she is she can do what she wants, and now all of a sudden she realises, she cant . ANY MOTHER WHO DOSENT SHOW UP FOR COURT, REPEATEDLY, DOES NOT DESERVE TO HAVE HER CHILDREN. SHE IS WHITE TRASH. MONEY MEANS NOTHING WHEN YOUR ALL ALONE. MONEY CANT BUY CLASS OR HAPPINESS OR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!
ONLY PIECES OF GARBAGE JUST LET THEIR KIDS GO LIKE SHE DID. SO YES, SHE IS WHITE TRASH !!!



Posted by: tgfk

her being called 'white trash' has nothing to do with living in a trailer, it has everyting to do with the way she chooses to live her life, like a piece of TRASH.

she has no respect for herself, her children, the people around her or for that matter, anyone. That makes her trash.

she dresses like a slob, exposing as much as possible without being arrested. That makes her trash.

to have abandonded her children, hold them hostage then ignore every opprotunity to fight for them, that makes her trash.

A trailer has nothing to do with it.
Your precious britney needs to get a life, a productive, positive life would be a nice change.



Posted by: Anonymous

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOM GLAD KEVIN DONT LET THAT NUT JOB TALK TO HIS KIDS............SHE GAVE UP THAT RIGHT...WILLINGLY.......SO FUCK HER. SHE IS GETTING EVERYTHING SHE DESERVES.SHE WILL NEVER HAVE HER KIDS AGAIN. THANK GOD BECAUSE SHE JUST SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF THEM. SHE SHOULD MAKE A ROPE OUTTA ALL HER FUCKING MONEY AND HANG HER NASTY SELF WITH IT!!!!!! THATS ALL ITS GOOD FOR!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD THEY ARE AWAY FROM HER.SHE IS A DANGER. A NASTY ,GREASY, HAIRLESS, PANTYLESS, FRIENDLESS, CHILDLESS ,TALENTLESS, MARRIED PAP FUCKING, DANGER. I HOPE HER NEW BOYFRIEND IS ONLY OUT FOR THE CASH AND TOTALY FUCKS THS CHICK, IT WILL SERVE HER RIGHT !! SHE HAS MORE BADKARMA COMING HER WAY FOR FUCKING WITH ANOTHER MARRIED PERSON AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE KARMA TAKE A BIG CHUNK OUT OF HER NASTY ASS !!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

tgfk.........well said, I agree 100%



Posted by: He's still a tard but

I don't believe it, Sunnyday has learned to spell 'tattoos' and 'stopped'. Halle fuckin lujah!



Posted by: Britney is a skank and a bad mother

What amazes me is that people are falling for her phony act. She has just got to sit back and laugh her ass off at the way people are diagnosing her. She's loving every minute of this. She has lots of money, for now, and wants nothing to do with kids, responsibility, motherhood, settling down. She just wants to drive around, spend money, eat out at fancy places, party and laugh at everyone else. These people with their "Britney is bipolar" comments are a riot. You should hope and pray you never experience bipolar disorder in your life. Too much. What a skank she is.



Posted by: Anonymous

OH SHIT!!!!!!!
CARLA'S BACK IN THE PICTURE, FOLKS!!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

Justin Glad is the devil
I hate x17



Posted by: vilzvet

Yikes! Over at Gossipgirls, there are lovely photos from last nite, with her going into the MENS room, and also wearing a horribly food-stained shirt. What else is new?



Posted by: Anonymous

that has been said already....so far everything have been said already!!! WE NEED A NEW POST AND NOT OLDS NEWS!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: Adriana

Anonymous your are a bad person.... for this kind of persons Britney tries to escape ... Don't judge her ... If you can't make something good, please, do not make something bad... By the way, x17 i love you, you are the best !!!



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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring



Posted by: Anonymous

SHE NEED EXORCIST NOT PSYCHOLOGIST !!HE CAN HELP HER. QUICKLY !



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

HOT DAMN!

Hahahahahahaahahaahaaaa...sheeeeeeeeit!

Folks! I just gotta say those mudflaps-for-ears Crapney sports 'longside her empty brain pan an' neath that funky fake hair weave are fuckin' hilarious lookin'!

Fuckin' things look like they could hit an updraft an' lift her skanky ass clean OFF the damned ground!

Twatney's one gooberish lookin' hillbilly chick. Hard to believe she was once considered hot lookin'. For that matter, hard to believe she was ever even considered GOOD lookin'.

Skuzzney bleats..."I'M HOT!"

.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Britney is a skank and bad mother 5:21AM

"These people with their "Britney is bipolar" comments are a riot."

I agree with ya. I figure her real problem is she's just a fucking spoiled sleazy brat who needs one helluva good whupass in all ways, including losing all her money, which would send her right back to Kentwood to work at some local gas station/mini mart, which she seems so eminently qualified for given the inordinate amount of time frequenting them.

It's all that money that's allowing her to get away with EVERYTHING she's getting away with. Take that away and she's toast. Just another pimply faced arrested developed slutty loser who would have been working a minimum wage job at Wal-Mart anyway.

Karma needs to slap that bitch down and send her back to her real destiny, back to the country-ghetto Southern trailer trash NASCAR lifestyle she was born into.

.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

CARLA'S BACK!

Ha! Over on Perez it's saying:

THE RETURN OF CARLA

That other girl didn't last very long!

Britney reintroduced her old assistant on Thursday night to her friends, the paparazzi.

Spears and "Carla" caught up over dinner at Clafoutis Restaurant with pit stops (as usual) at a gas station and at Rite Aid.

The unfit mother of two, who has had all visitation with her children suspended indefinitely, had fired Carla because she thought the former maid turned assistant was talking to the media.

Noticeably absent from the trainwreck's life this week, except for one night together on Tuesday, is on/off paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib.

[Image via WENN.]



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Contact John Gibsons employers in response to his cruel tasteless mockery of Heath Ledgers death. This is discusting

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Posted by: can't even keep new nails

For all of you who are so concerned about the fact that she had her nails done..... so she had her nails done (with her money she can afford an expensive and long lasting manicure) If you look at the pics from last night at Rite Aid... only her Thumbs still have nice nails the other fingers are all back to the ugly nub of nails.

So big whoop that she got her nails done. She can't even take care of those...and some of you think she should get her kids back. *eyeroll*



Posted by: Anonymous

6.11
i couldnt have said it better. Its all of britneys 737k a month she recieves as royalties from cd and perfume sales. If she didnt have that kind of money she would be acting very real!



Posted by: Anonymous

LOL she always get fake nails and then she CHEWS them off within 48 hours. Disgusting greasy pig.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

Hey, bi-babe.

Has it actually been determined once and for all that there was actually a business deal between the two parties?

I always take their commentary to their Brit pics (which are far from flattering even at their best. Course, that's just probably because of Skuzzney herself. Seems it'd be a hard job these days getting something like her to look good on film) to be comedic skewering, satire.

I just can't fathom they are writing the things they do in earnest.

'Eh, what do I know.

.



Posted by: Anonymous

I really do beleive what her uncle says and what the paps from the mag that went into her house say. You can just see it in her behavior that she has been exposed to alcohol, abuse, drugs and only God knows what else. Now Britney is a walking time bomb. She's lost her mind and no one does anything about it. I see homeless people on the street like Britney. The only difference in Britney has money so she has her hotels to go to, her mansion etc.. To drive around to the same places, to go for gas every day, to wear the pink wig, and dye her hair and take on different personalities, it's clear that she's lost it. This is just horrible to watch. I wish you guys at X17 wouldn't show us this. Her fans don't seem to care. They refuse to see she has problems and enable her to get worse. I don't care about the person they made her out to be to entertain us, and I don't want to pressure her into any come back because that's probably one of the things she's running away from. She clearly needs mental help, treatment, medication, and she needs to be away from all that fake life that made her famous. She's lost it. All those guys around her are users and there's nothing anyone can do to help her to help herself. It's very clear that she can't be around her boys until she gets help and that will take so much time and patience. The drugs, alcohol, abuse, all took YEARS to make her the way she is so the kind of rehab and mental help she needs will take years to un-do what's been done. Her family knows what has been done and she most likely blames them and doesn't want them near her ever again. Her fans need to stop presuring her into a "come back." It's over. Let her be. She needs HELP. Then she needs to get away from all this and try to live a normal life. Everyone is just using her mental state and she's so gone she can't see it.



Posted by: Anonymous

At this point who cares what Britney really needs. SHe has everything she could ever dream of having and she has thrown it all away and dosent utilize it properly. If britney dosent care about her kids and wants to drive around for the next 20 years doing crazy so paps take her pics, then i think we should let her carry on being the emotionally immature self centered pig she is. In the next 20 years her neck and chin will become fatter and wider with her midget wrestlers legs. She will be a typical short fat woman in her 30's if she makes it to 30.



Posted by: Anonymous

OMG.
8 out of 10 nails are gone since last night's pix.....does she spit them out when she's done cewing or swallow them????? acrylic nails are REALLY cemented on, especially when they are first done...getting them off that soon (without chemicals) has got to HURT so bad!!!!!! and the subsequent damage to her already mangled "real" nails???? ugh!!!!!



Posted by: Anonymous

You should pictures of her TOE NAILS . When she is not wearing the smelly cowboy boots she sports a pedicure with nail polish on one toe, half nail polish on the toe next to it, third toe has no polish on it, fourth toe has some polish left.

Bitch is too lazy to take a flat cotton swab with nail polish remover on it and wipe off her disgusting toes. She probably chews of her toes nails as well as her acrylic nails. WHat a pig



Posted by: Anonymous

her personal hygiene (can i even use that word here?) is so bad that it makes me want to throw up. how can she even stand to be so filthy??? next thing you know, she'll be pissing on herself like some random homeless crazy......filthy beast.



Posted by: Anonymous

It is mind boggling the way you kiss this has-been's ass. She is complete and utter trash and you act as if she's the fucking Queen of Everything. What are you morons going to do when she dies later this year? You'll be out of business.



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

After reading The Sun article it sounds true.. so many children deal with alcoholic parents.. I feel for her situation,, but, Sean and Jayden are too young to understand.. with all that $$ she can afford the help she needs..
Get real Britney.. your life is going down quickly and you will not survive.. the kids are safe with Kevin and find a way to make it right in your life before you even attempt any custody..
ps get rid of those low lifes around you!!



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

No worries, bi-babe.

I read where it was one of the central aspects of Kaplan's questioning of Osama bin Lutfi yesterday, trying to determine this one way or the other.

Be interesting to know for certain. Still, wouldn't sway my very low opinion of Tweakney, Osama, Madman, or any of the Spears and hangers-on.

I'm just here for the distraction anyway.

But good gawd is that arrested developed brainless girl fun to watch as she does her Sleazyana Swamp Slut Unreality Show. Never a dull moment. She always remains true to giving us something gutter level to riff on in our posts.

Kepp it comin', Weirdney!

.



Posted by: Chicago

The American Psychiatric Association came out & blasted armchair doctors & psychologists for making Any diagnosis of Britney without having done a thorough evaluation first. This was on either CNN or MSNBC's site.

They said the diagnosis of any mental disorder is too complicated & cannot be done merely by viewing photos which may or may not give the full picture.

I feel that unless Britney really wants to be involved in the process, it won't work anyway. She won't be completely truthful & won't be receptive to treatment - if any is needed at all.

Keep in mind fans, that what you see may well be exactly what you're gonna get: a narcissistic tantrum-throwing idiot.



Posted by: Anonymous

Britney IS CRAZY..she's not going to admit it and neither is the media so they can keep following her and making money off her crazy behavior. It's interesting to watch someone acting this way and funny. Since she's famous it's just fun to watch even if it's disturbing. We watched Michael Jackson until we couldn't anymore. Now it's Britney's turn. Until she dies we'll keep watching, laughing, because it makes us feel good about ourselves.
I just saw a video of her in a store on The New York Post and OMG, the way she pulls the black top down under her shoulders, then pulls her weave to the side and you see her real hair, then she starts rubbing herself and rubbing, and it's like watching another person taking on. It's just CRAZY. Who knows who she is hour by hour or minute by minute?



Posted by: Anonymous

Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire datingsite W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.



Posted by: Anonymous

Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire datingsite W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.



Posted by: Anonymous

wealthyromance.com:

You don't quite understand that everyone thinks your posts are HILARIOUS? This is a blog site - not an ad site. No one gives a shit about your so-called business.



Posted by: K-fed fan (now)

sooo happy she is not responsible for the kids... pathetic!!



Posted by: Anonymous

9:04AM, you're boring.



Posted by: Anonymous

9:04AM you're boring.



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

I'm really beginning to think this woman really does have multiple personality disorder. First, She claims she has her kids back when she doesn't, she claims Jamie Lynne is not pregnant, and now she says she doesn't know Adnan. She threw the paps out of the party because she didn't know why they were there. Something is seriously wrong with her. She doesn't need to be running around in society. She needs to be locked up.

January 25, 2008 3:11 AM - Anonymous

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multiple personality disorder is a very serious condition...

usually people who have this condition have fragmeneted their personalitites since *CHILDHOOD* to deal with serious 'ABUSE' issues from then...

shitney smears ain't ca-razzy - not w/mpd anyway. she's just a spoiled brat - she's BRITZILLA BITCH! and she likes doing whatever the heck she wants whenever she wants doing it. she's impulsive & wants everyone to cater to her 'whims'...

but mpd? i don't think so!! =P

i think she is in TOTAL 100% control of her 'behavior' - temper tantrums and all & is just using the 'CA-RAZZY' card to get away with the shit she does. she doesn't realize that the court is going to make her get professionally 'EVALUATED' in order to get her kids 'back' and that an professional evaluator can & will debunk the fake personality thing once she goes in for treatment. she may indeed be some sort of bi-polar or have something 'wrong' with her chemically speaking that could be properly treated w/medical intervention - but fo her to be running amok, acting the asshole w/o a care in the world, fucking married men all the while forgetting her children - ugh! there is NO excuse for that behavior! none! i have real life friends wo are manic depressive & bi-polar (whatever you term you wish to use) & they never behaved the way this selfish the-world-revolves-around-me bitch!

that dirrrty ditch pig disgusts me!!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

Her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, pulls in a million dollars a year because of her.

And not just the $35,000 a month from spousal and child-support payments. K-Fed reportedly gets $30,000 from nightclubs just to show up.

January 25, 2008 3:56 AM - Anonymous

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are *YOU* making things up again since you're a 'jelus hater' fantard...? lol!

that article is both seriously outdated & wrong. kevin's spousal support ended a looooooong time ago & shitney doesn't pay him for the kids what he's entitled to & should be getting!!

furthemore, how can they/you say he's making money off of her from *HIS* public appearances...? as long as the TWATSTER isn't coming along for the ride, they are 100% kevin's. :)

with all of these detailes being skewed & downright *WRONG*, it makes me question the validity of the entire article's contents.



Posted by: RasputinsLiver

HEY, JUSTIN'S G!

I'm wonderin' if'n Osama bin LustingafterBrit's$$$ used Freakney's faux british accent while being deposed. Wonderin', too, if'n he done went in with his man-nipplers pokin' through a thin, gauzy T so as to somehow turn on and distract the attending people in the depo.

Perhaps he just smacked some gum and gigled a lot and said he was a-scared of the big bad man askin' all the questions.

Ah, who the hell knows. Just me ponderin' The Enormity.

.



Posted by: Eòin Mac Maolain

Right. Let's say Unka Willie's telling the truth about Brittersses's younger days...

That does not change the fact that she's an incredibly stupid slut, anyhow.

Trash that is...



Posted by: Anonymous

x17 bloggers are boring
need some new ones



Posted by: Jerry G.

Leave Britney alone. Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. I saw her profile on millionaire datingsite W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.com last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.

(Anonymous, January 25, 7:50 AM)

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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU! That post gave me a good, wholesome laughter!



Posted by: justin's glad he dodged that 'bullet'... errrrr, *MiSsLe*!!! =)

hahahah!!

raspy, that visual was so disturbing on so many levels! ew!!



Posted by: touche

I can't believe she has those nails off already, I get gel nails and those sucker's don't come off that easy. I am to the point where it's getting sickening seeing her the way she acts. I hope kevin keeps those boys far away from her unless she gets the help she desperately needs. Then again she doesn't like to do anything she is told so it's pointless.



Posted by: Adriano

Britney!! Spain love you! if you make a world tour come here to spain cause I wanna see you please!! I love your work, you are awesome!!







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