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Faster, Britney! Kill! Kill!

britqt.jpg Our sweet little Britney Spears playing a murderous lesbian stripper? We could never imagine such a thing - but Quentin Tarantino sure could!

The Telegraph reports that the Pulp Fiction director picked the pop princess to play the role of Varla in an upcoming remake of Russ Meyer's 1965 cult classic Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!.

But this ain't no Mickey Mouse role - Varla spends the movie (uh, spoiler warning) murdering her boyfriend, taking his new girlfriend hostage, and having sex with another girl before all the drama wraps up in a massive bloodbath!

A source describes Varla as "the most important character" in the film, and claims Tarantino "wanted to get Britney first" before signing any starlets to play her fellow stripping murderesses. "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant," the source tells the Telegraph.

And it sounds like Britney's pleased with the role too - the paper says Brit is "delighted" by the role! "It is perfect Tarantino material," the Telegraph's source says. "She thinks it could turn her career around."

We'd sure love to see this go down - as long as Quentin's willing to treat Britney better than he treats our cameramen!



How nuts would this movie be?

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WASHINGTON (Feb. 29) - Barack Obama says his two daughters are fans of Hannah Montana and Beyonce, but think anything to do with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton is "yuck."
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Britney Rocks , do not listen to any of the poltics , including mccain or obama.

Posted by: Britney Rocks , politics dont


TARANTINO IS A SICK BASTARD.

Posted by: Anonymous


I can see Britney in the role of Varla. Maybe this is the role she needs to become a "serious" actress.

Posted by: Anonymous


okekey dokey the ratweave mousekeeteer was practicing for another **roll** like when she attacked the paps with the umbrella. lol she a method actor so when she had sex with her asst, took her kid hostage and tried to plow into pedest. on the road for her massive bloodbath ending. qt better get a midget for the hostage so she won't get confused.

Posted by: Anonymous


da only reason he wants brit is cuz he knos ppl r gonna go see how she does which means big bucks @ da box office jus like her role on HIMYM, which brought in 7mill viewers. but dont get me wrong i do wish her all da best!

Posted by: jenny


I don't believe this story AT ALL.

Posted by: LefsaFan


i dont know this sounds kinda fake but it would be AWESOME if it happens.

Posted by: brittany


i dont know this sounds kinda fake but it would be AWESOME if it happens.

Posted by: brittany


wow, i m excited, i hope it's happening :)

Posted by: Anonymous


Or is she flying to London to be with the Pussy cat dolls..or no, she's moving to New York to star on Broadway, and Kevin's going to...or no, she's opening in Las Vegas. Which is the right story by the way???????

Posted by: Anonymous


X17 just makes stories up to entice hits. No other source is reporting on this story.

Posted by: Anonymous



She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Posted by: canidy


X17 just makes stories up to entice hits. No other source is reporting on this story.

August 6, 2008 1:04 PM
Posted by: Anonymous

Ahhh Yea they are tmz ,drudge report

Posted by: Anonymous


Geez, I'm disappointed in Tarantino. His movies are better when he casts against type. Like Travolta as a hit man. Spears as a crazed hostage-taking bi-sexual killer is too on the money.

Posted by: Anonymous


I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN THIS MOVIE!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN THIS MOVIE!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HER IN THIS MOVIE!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


One of Quentin Tarantino's friends should duck tape him to a chair, scotch tape his eyes open and force him to watch her in Crossroads. He'll comes to his senses. Lol

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney Spears is being lined up to play a killer lesbian stripper in the Quentin Tarantino's next movie, it has been reported. By Sarah Knapton Last Updated: 4:06PM BST 06 Aug 2008

The singer was apparently chosen by the Pulp Fiction director to play dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert. Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath. Tarantino is in discussions with other Hollywood stars to take the roles of the remaining two strippers. A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around. "It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character." Spears had her first starring role in the 2002 film Crossroads, portraying a high school graduate on a road-trip to find her mother. But despite grossing $60 million worldwide the movie, and Britney's performance, was panned and she received Razzie Awards for Worst Actress and for Worst Original Song. Spears also made cameo appearances in Austin Powers: Goldmember and Longshot.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2509196/Britney-Spears-to-play-lesbian-killer-in-Quentin-Tarantino-film.html

Posted by: Britney playing a killer lesbian stripper isn't a stretch


Britney playing "a killer lesbian stripper" who holds someone hostage isn't a stretch.

Posted by: Anonymous


i would never take a role like that, even i a got paid millions. Why Brit, why..... :( sighs...

Posted by: Its Britney pal!


FALSE!

1:41 - she's not a killer and clearly not a lesbian and was never a stripper so yes it is a huge stretch u idiot.

Posted by: Anonymous


CLooney to hold fundraiser for Obama in SWITZERLAND.
ENQUIRER has spy photo of EDWARDS LOVE CHILD.

Posted by: Anonymous


152 is right she just a baby hostage takers and can't dance as good as a real stripper lol lol lol

Posted by: Anonymous


QT could twik the script and make her a suicidal, bi-sexual, hostage-taker. If he gives her a pink wig and yorkie she doesn't even have to send a script. He could tell her it's Tuesday let's go for a drive to a gas station!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


the guy's got to make varla a drunken drug addict too. just sayin

Posted by: Anonymous


1:57, 2:03 ROTFl!

Posted by: Anonymous


No way. Quentin Tarantino's not stupid. He wouldn't wreck one of his movies.

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY,

I couldn't be happier for you!!! You are going to ROCK!!!!

Keep on the path you're on now, and things will be alright.

P.S. You dad is doing something right!!!

Posted by: THEOC'


Did she actually wash her skuzzy hair for once or is this a very old picture Brit keep your hair washed you skank you

Posted by: Anonymous


She is an evil whore, who has always been a lip-synching stripper. So there won't be much of a challenge for her acting wise.

Posted by: Anonymous


sniff

Posted by: Bradley Boy


Why you start photoshop a tash on her?

Posted by: XM


His camp have just confirmed this is NOT true. Thank god, she is NOT cool enough to be in one of his movies. she's a tacky teenybopper talentless bitch.

Posted by: Anonymous


Thank god is right!

Posted by: Anonymous


Jan 18, 2008 Britney Spears Picked by Quentin Tarantino to Star in Soft-Porn Classic.
www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00013548.html

Yeah she'd be PERFECT for this Soft-Porn Classic!!!! LMFAO!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


i believe it. Quintin is an amazing director, and remaking faster pussycat sounds just like him. Britney would be awesome; she'd be perfect in this B movie classic.

Posted by: chilly


britney's acting is horrible! crossroads and how i met your mother were examples of what NOT to do to be a good actress. britney sucks.

Posted by: Anonymous


Oh you jealous biatch get a life.

Posted by: Anonymous


Most likely the movie will have a PG13 rating.So her 3 remainig little tweenie britards couldn't get in to see the untalented whore.Unless Mommy,or one of Mommies many Uncle Johns takes them.

Posted by: Anonymous


Where is my loovah girl bi-babee?
Come on bi-babeee...why you playing so coy? I know how obssesed you are with me. Come on out let's get it on. You're not sceeered are you?

Posted by: Ronnie


look at how ugly her face is. She looks like crap.

Posted by: Anonymous


yeaaaaaaaa that will be the best movie in the world
death proof rules

Posted by: stuntman bob


Oh, Brit, you were doing so well. How about showing some class! Don't start going backwards.

Posted by: autumn


Britney Spears’ And Quentin Tarantino’s Reps Throw Water On ‘Pussycat’ Rumors
Published by MTV Movies Team on Thursday, August 7, 2008 at 12:27 pm.
By Gil Kaufman

We already warned you not to get too excited about that report in England’s Daily Telegraph on Britney Spears possibly taking the lead in a Quentin Tarantino remake of the trash classic “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” After all, Tarantino himself told MTV at Cannes earlier this year that the rumors were “complete bulls—.” Now playing-killer-lesbian-stripper-in-film/" target=_blankAccess Hollywood has confirmed that the story is nothing but wishful thinking.
The show quoted an unnamed “rep for Brit” as saying, “Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.” Not exactly a denial, but another unnamed source — this one described as “close to Tarantino” — was more unequivocal about the likely fictitious hookup, saying, “There is no truth to this.” Oh well, a fella can dream, can’t he?

moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/08/07/britney-spears-and-quentin-tarantinos-reps-throw-water-on-pussycat-rumors/

Posted by: Anonymous



The definitive answer -
After all, Tarantino himself told MTV at Cannes earlier this year that the rumors were “complete bulls—.”

Posted by: Anonymous


the britards are desperate they'll buy any lying bull shit brandy lays on them lol

Posted by: Anonymous


Looks like Ron Mexico is bored with butt fuc*king his pressa canario. LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous


The rumor mill is working overtime.

Posted by: This part is optional!


We are waiting to see Britney do her thing ,sing and dance live on stage,nobody can perform like
Britney,cant wait of her new album...

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Posted by: hene


crash and burn without a sound
because cant ask for help

Posted by: Anonymous


i dont h ve a death wish but i dnt know how to make it stop

Posted by: Anonymous


kill i

Posted by: Anonymous






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