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Holy Crap - Britney Offered The Role Of The Virgin Mary?!?

BSPEARSBOOK120507_1.jpg You read that right - according to a report in Us Magazine, the Kentwood Cutie has ben offered the role of the Virgin Mary in the film Sweet Baby Jesus!

The film is, of course, satirical in intent, depicting Mary as "a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby's paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ's second coming"

"I had to convince my partners because they were like, 'Oh, no. Britney?'" producer Philippe Rebboah told the mag. "But I thought it was brilliant. It's a bit ironic that she would play the Virgin Mary, no?"

Apparently, Britney's currently reviewing the script and will come to a decision about taking the role within days. Rebboah seems enthusiastic about his prospects, too - the mag quotes him as saying "She likes the idea, that's what I heard."

What do you think - would Britney make a good (satirical) Virgin Mary? Or is she just not that innocent?



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She actually looks hot there, must be from a time ago?

Posted by: Anonymous


Who cares? Die Britney, die!!!

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce


She would be awesome as the virgin Mary, cause just like her singing Mary was FAKE!

Posted by: Anonymous


u suck x17 ~ I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: xo


no, she's just too dirty and and too much of a methface to play virgin mary

Posted by: Anonymous


She should play that other Mary...the one who was blowin Jesus...perfect match for her

Posted by: Anonymous


Is this an old photo? MUST be cuz the first thought that struck me was: Wow, she looks really pretty!

Posted by: Optical Ilusion


Are they friggin kidding...do they want the movie to fail??

Posted by: So...what?


Old picture. Now she's a mess.

Posted by: Anonymous


I wonder what the Catholic Church would think? Why not? She's good at pissing them off anyway!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Huh?!!! Britney can't even pull herself together to do a respectable music video much less an acting job as the Virgin Mary.I doubt this story has any truth to it.

Posted by: anonymous


OH MY GOD!!!

THAT BITCH SHOULD KILL HERSELF!!!!

SHE WAS A HUMAN BEFORE, BUT NOW, SHE`S AN ANIMAL!!!

PLEASE TAKE SOME PILLS!!!

DIE FAT PIG! DIE!

CAN`T EVEN BE A MOM!!!

GO TO HELL!!!


Posted by: Beta_Made_in_Brazil


Gosh she was so pretty at that time, what happen to her!

Posted by: Anonymous


OLD ASS PICTURE! THE CUNT HAS AGED A DECADE IN A YEAR!!! FUCK OFF X17~ AND FUCK OFF BRITNEY! SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK & OFF YOURSELF~

Posted by: Anonymous


OLD ASS PICTURE! THE CUNT HAS AGED A DECADE IN A YEAR!!! FUCK OFF X17~ AND FUCK OFF BRITNEY! SMOKE SOME MORE CRACK & OFF YOURSELF~

Posted by: Anonymous


She should make a porn movie so we can see her on her hands and knees just like a dog she is!!!

Posted by: Got Brit Dog


She looks so pretty! She needs to lose her extensions, and start wearing just a little make up when she goes out, she can look this good now if she tries, but she just doesn't try.

Posted by: Anonymous


Yea she pisses off the dumbfucking Catholic Church, but they are ok with their Priest sucking boy cock????

Posted by: Anonymous


11:40 ITS AN OLD PICTURE YOU SPECTAULAR ASSHAT DOUCHE NOZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


She's too old for the part!

Posted by: Anonymous


Isn't school about out?? time for all the retarded moron tweens to start posting!

Posted by: Anonymous


see she needs bangs. bangs would make her look so much better.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney look's fantastic, and she is a great actress. love her.

Posted by: anonymous


Britney look's fantastic, and she is a great actress. love her.

Posted by: anonymous


What a fantastic photo. Must be getting her life together again. Eat your hearts out haters.

Posted by: Anonymous


I think she is perfect for the role. Go for it Britney!

Can't imagine anyone else doing it.

Posted by: Anonymous


DUMBLEFUCK 11:47 OLD PICTURE!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


thats he rproblem stupid people catering to her every needs, tell the troll no sometimes, she aint all that. Thats why she now thinks her shit dont stink. Damn give someone else a chance for stardom.

Posted by: Anonymous


OLD news........heard this 3 days ago..........where have you been, X17? I thought you knew everything Brit-Brit. Guess NOT!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


she'll be great for that role, cause she'll leave baby Jesus to be raised by daddy Joeseph, while she goes out and rides her mule all over Nazereth like a fuckin hurricane! then she'll lose custody of baby Jesus and he will grow up to be a jew rapper yo!

Posted by: Anonymous


YEA THEY WOULD HAVE ASK PARIS,BUT SHE WASN'T WHORISH ENOUGH.

BESIDE ALL THEY HAVE TO PAY BRITNEY IS A BAG OF CHEETO'S A BLUE LIGHTER ,AND A NICKEL BAG OF METH.

Posted by: THE FINAL NAIL IS IN .NOW JUST BURY THE USELESS BITCH


11:42 is an idiot. I know it's an old pic, I was just sayin if she lost her extensions and tried nowadays she could look this good again DUH! Learn how to read or how to comprehend what you read, I can't tell which is your problem at this point.

Posted by: Anonymous


Why in God's name would she ever for a nanosecond consider "offing" herself. Whether the haters approve or not, whether the haters like it or not, whether it's what you or I would choose to do for "fun," she seems to be enjoying the ever loving heck out of life. Maybe the haters should shake off their computer keyboard addictions, get out of the house, and drive around a little for entertainment too. LA is a great place to get out and there's a lot to see.

Posted by: Anonymous


she'll be great for that role, cause she'll leave baby Jesus to be raised by daddy Joeseph, while she goes out and rides her mule all over Nazereth like a fuckin hurricane! then she'll lose custody of baby Jesus and he will grow up to be a jew rapper yo!

Posted by: Anonymous


yeah, she looks all put together here, even her nails look good...must be an old pic.

Posted by: jodi


The only thing her and her fans are virgin at ....is intelligent thoughts

Posted by: Anonymous


You know Brit is NOT happy in any of the smiling pics we see nowadays, her smile is so different from the one you see in this pic. She's really happy is this pic, this old old pic. You can see real happy all over her face. Nowadays, she might smile, but it's so forced and insincere, just compare the two and say it isn't true. People think she's so happy without her kids, but why are all her smiles forced and fake nowadays? She isn't happy. Poor girl needs to wake up, gather her strength and face her demons. She needs to quit running away because she only makes things worse, she needs to fess up and deal with all of this before it is too far gone... it's so close to that point now...

Posted by: Anonymous


This must be a picture from 3-4 years ago. She looks like crap now.

Posted by: Anonymous


11:47 now her movie will fail, just like the rest of her life

Posted by: Anonymous


it is a shame what she has been thru & what she let herself become as a result. she looks beautiful stable & happy in that photo. Brit call your MOM! xo

Posted by: xo


Damn just think if Virgin Mary mamma would have been like Brit then Jesus would have turned out to be a retarded damaged drug dealer!!

Posted by: Anonymous


For once I agree with you xo. She does look good here but doesn't she have dark hair now?

Posted by: Pretty Me


Old Picture...

Right now Britney appearance indicates she is smoking coke or crack. Look at her hands, thats not just hair dye.

And, she is a lesbian.

Posted by: crack exposed


thought i could do what i wanted
thought i had it under control
now as i watch it spin out of my hands
all i can say is no no no
weren't you supposed to love me
now to see the tides have turned
and i still can't turn this train around
can't show that i have learned
and this fear is overtaking me
can i ever get it back
can i ever be that girl again
can i ever get my life on track?
old habits die hard
much too hard if you ask me
i've been trying to change
but the demons won't release
and if you think that i don't care
know i care way too much
i miss the way things used to be
i miss my sons, your love, your touch
am i too far gone?

Posted by: Anonymous


YEA THE MOVIE WILL MAKE ZERO BUCKS.

HER 4 FANS SHE HAS LEFT .MAXED OUT THEIR ALLOWANCES FOR 2 YEARS ,BY BUYING 10 COPIES OF HER CARPFEST CD

Posted by: THE FINAL NAIL IS IN .NOW JUST BURY THE USELESS BITCH


I can see Britney in this satirical depiction of the "virgin" Mary. God won't know if it's His son or the son of some Wise guy.

Posted by: A shepherd


This rumor has been in the news for about 4 days now. I have to say the Piece of Me video looks pretty good. It shows what tons of makeup and a stylist can do to a complete trainwreck.

Posted by: Anonymous


THAT PICTURE IS FROM 4 YEARS AGO (AROUND EARLY 2004), WHEN BRITNEY WENT TO LUNCH WITH HER BROTHER BRIAN. THAT'S BRIAN WITH HER THERE (WHITH HIS SHOULDER SHOWING IN THE PICTURE). THIS PICTURE IS FROM A SET OF PICTURES FROM THAT DAY. YOU CAN SEE THEM ON A WEBSITE CALLED GOBRITNEY.COM WHICH HAS THOUSANDS OF PICTURES OF BRITNEY. I THINK THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST COLLECTION OF BRITNEY PICTURES ON THE WEB. THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN RIGHT AROUND THE TIME BRITNEY STARTED HER BIG DOWNFALL. CONTRARY TO BRITNEY'S "LAST THREE FANS" BELIEF, BRITNEY DID "NOT" FALL BECAUSE OF KEVIN. BRITNEY WAS FALLING HARD WELL BEFORE KEVIN CAME ALONG. SHE WAS DOING DRUGS SINCE 2001, SHE WAS BEING VERY PROMISCUOUS SINCE 2000, SHE CHEATED ON JUSTING NOT ONCE, BUT THREE TIMES, AND SHE STARTED WITH THE REAL CRAZY STUFF WELL BEFORE KEVIN, SHE DID THE 55-HOUR MARRIAGE AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF. IN FACT, WHILE SHE WAS WITH KEVIN SHE WAS THE MOST UNDER CONTROL IN YEARS AND WAS ACTING MORE STABLE AND SANE. BUT SHE WAS STILL SO SELFISH AND FULL OF HERSELF THAT SHE DROVE KEVIN AWAY JUST LIKE SHE HAS DRIVEN EVEYONE ELSE AWAY THAT SHE HAS HAD AROUND HER IN YEARS (HER FAMILY, MANAGERS, PUBLICISTS, THE INDUSTRY, ALL HER HELP, HER FREINDS, LOVERS, HUSBANDS, HER CHILDREN, AND ALMOST ALL HER FANS ETC.). BRITNEY "IS" INSANE. AND SHE HAS DONE IT ALL TO HERSELF, NO ONE DID IT TO HER. SHE IS THE MOST SELFISH, STUCK UP, EGOTISTICAL, BRAT, ON EARTH. AND NOW SHE IS OVER BECAUSE OF IT!

Posted by: Britney is over!


This pic is about 7 years old, even though she looked better than she does now, she still always had those ugly lop-sided down-syndrome eyes.

You are once again late with this news x17,About 3 days too late

Posted by: Anonymous


12:25 pm. I agree with you. Britney is the most selfish, stuck up, little brat. And now she is paying for it. She cheats on everyone. She only cares about herself, and she fuck over anyone so she can have what she wants. Karmas a bitch and now Britney is getting hers big time. She is in pure hell and she deserves every bit of it and more. I'm sure that she will be getting far worse in the future and soon too.

Posted by: Anonymous


It's nice that you unearth photos from her youth to represent her now - obviously b/c all the current pictures of her are hideous!!!

Gosh - she WAS a very cute girl (not beautiful or gorgeous) just cute... Now, she's shitastic and skanky!!

Posted by: Jbo


Uh oh. Here comes more Britney controversy.

Leaders of a Catholic group are outraged by claims that Britney Spears is in talks to play the Virgin Mary in a spoof movie. French producers want the troubled pop star to take the lead role in new film Sweet Baby Jesus - about a pregnant 19-year-old who goes into labour alone on Christmas Eve.

And officials at America's Catholic League are appalled the single mother-of-two is up for the role. President Bill Donohue tells the New York Daily News, "She is seriously miscast. She would be better suited to play the lead role in a flick called Monica (as in Lewinsky). If she did, the Catholic League would be delighted to send her a box of cigars.

Doh!!!

Posted by: Hollywood.tv


LMAO they changed the pic. I think X17 is trying to allude that Shitney is gonna marry Shady Sam. Unless she wants a Queen for a husband, I doubt it.

Posted by: Anonymous


Picture changed and you all look crazy for saying she looked good. lol lol.

Posted by: Anonymous


This worthless shit-bag can't even ACT like she gives a rat's ass about her own children. No way is anyone gonna hire her to act in a movie. Pregnant 19-year-old??? She could pass for a 42-year-old crack whore. Fat ugly talentless slit!

Posted by: crotch rot


Worst Movie Ever.

Posted by: Anonymous


why the hell did they change the pic? wtf

Posted by: Anonymous


Has anyone else noticed that x17 doesn't seem to be kissing up to brit brit anymore...I mean where is the story on her video releasing tonight on 20/20?

Posted by: just wondering????


Worst Movie Ever.

Posted by: Anonymous


true enough just wondering... true enough. they don't seem to post a lot of the real brit news on here, good or bad, in a timely manner anyhow.. it'll be up tomorrow when it's old news~!

Posted by: Anonymous


ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO SAY THINGS LIKE "I HOPE SHE DIES!" "WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST KILL HERSELF?"" STOP WRITING,STOP LOOKING AND JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!! YOU PEOPLE ARE EVIL FUCKERS!! HOW COULD YOU WISH DEATH ON ANYONE? AND BEFORE YOU JUDGE SOMEONE ELSE, LOOK AT YOURSELVES DAMMIT!!
GRANTED, THE GIRL IS MESSED UP, BUT IN REALITY IT'S NONE OF OUR FUCKING BUSINESS!! SO, STOP COMING TO THE SITE IF YOU ARE SO FED UP WITH HER AND X17!!

Posted by: Jami


I like this picture much better, although the pic of her crying is my fav.

Posted by: Anonymous


how stupid can they be to expect her to show up at all to do the role...

haha what a joke! and what a waste of money when she bails....

Posted by: B&B


Britney really should do a hard core porn movie to finish up her career, then go away for good. Make it a really good suck and fuck film Brit, you know you want to!

Posted by: Anonymous


Jami 12:42 PM, STFU and die bitch! Cut your wrists and die in a tub you dumb cunt!

Posted by: Jami is pure shit


x17 prob so high on drugs themselves they thought that was recent picture!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Hope Britney dies soon. The world will then be a better place!

Posted by: Anonymous


Very funny has changed again!

Posted by: Anonymous


Reading this site has finally driven me crazy. I've seen three different images of Britney at the top of the page.

Oh Blessed Mary, Mother of God, is it me or a miracle.

Posted by: Anonymous


I don't think out Kentwood cutie has been to church in quite awhile. Maybe she needs a refresher course.

Posted by: Anonymous


oh yeah brit, u should def concentrate on making a movie instead of getting ur kids back. good job, shitbag

Posted by: Anonymous


It's just x17 being their usually silly selves, not to fret 12:49, I'm sure they'll leave this new pic up as it best suits the caption....

Posted by: Anonymous


Why does she continue to wear those ugly printed clothes?

She could be a great satirical virgin mayr, but not a 19 year old one. Try 30's and she would be perfect. She could just play herself if it is about a wrecked soul.

The biggest concern that I would have is the cost to film the movie. When she shows up late, how much will the film crews lose per hour> That will definitely add up when she is 12 hours late or decides that she has to buy cigarettes and it takes 3 hours.

Or she might have anxiety, and she can not do anything when she has that.

Let's see if they can pull it off.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney’s lyrics appear to be very simple; however there is an ominous omega like code, hidden messages and meanings that are beyond your scope of reality embedded within. If her music was written in the style of Black Sabbath or Metallica, some of you would still be searching for the hidden words and phrases. Britney is too rebellious to tell us straight out. Think of her music as a virus of the mind. Sarcasm is her way.

Posted by: Huh?


Britney is BETTER than Black Sabbath and Metallica combined!

Posted by: Anonymous


Wicked Witch of the West: Just try! I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0032138/quotes

Posted by: The Wizard of Oz (1939)


OK, all you Britney haters...this is actulally a newer pic of Britney...DUH!! anyone who follows thier fan, knows that the pic was taken only maybe a couple weeks ago, and if you are not a fan, than why the HELL are you taking your precious time to actually read about her, and at that POST a comment?? Goodness....Please dont talk shit, and anyone who had the nerve to Tell someone to go committ suicide, has REAL issues...must have never known anyone who actually did it, becuase there are no feelings there.
I think it sounds like a cute movie offer for her, like maybe shown on TLC or some kind of Christmas special. GO BRIT! I love ya. When I got to meet you at the Abby, I knew you were alright....people can think what they want, but she was very normal and sweet to us.
XO Brit!

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


Britneybrightensmyday, If you'd been here earlier you'd know that they changed the pic for this article three times, and it USED TO BE AN OLDER PIC.. this one clearly is not...

Posted by: Anonymous


My computer shows a pic of Britney holding the book in a green Primp sweatshirt...I dont know what pic ya'll are talking about.........

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


Huh? You know, if the girl actually wrote her own lyrics that would be an intriguing idea, as it is, she has little to no input to the words she says in her songs, so they aren't really a reflection of her at all. There can't be hidden Britney codes, she isn't saying anything other than what she has been told to.

Posted by: Anonymous


1:02 do you have ADD?

Posted by: Anonymous


One with her having lunch with her brother, all her own hair, blonde, and pretty looking. Someone said it was 2004 or something.

Posted by: Anonymous


I never thought to put Black Sabbath and Metallica in the same group... I guess we could call them Metallica Sabbath. The cover could a priest with braces.

Posted by: Huh?


Britneybrightensmyday 12:59 PM. What you don't seem to know is that this is the third picture x17 has put up in less then an hour of Britney on this post. They did start out with a picture of her that was more then four years ago, then about 20 minutes latter they put up a different one that was more recent, about a year ago. And now they changed it again to one that is about a week or two ago old. Seems like you just got here so you did not see them changing them around over the last hour or so. Go back and re-read the posts and you will see how many have been commenting on how x17 has been swapping the pictures for some reason. I don't know why they are doing it by they are.

Posted by: Anonymous


1:06 PM, Guess you need a life or a second job?

Posted by: Anonymous


I think most of the posters on here need a life 1:08.... me and you included!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


1:01 -Yes, I see that now, I didnt want to waste my time reading ALL the posts, but decided to waste the time anyways because I was confused......Thanks for the heads up though.

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


It appears Britneybrightens may have a life... she doesn't want to waste time reading all the posts! There is hope for some of us!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britneybrightensmyday 12:59. Yea right. Britney should be thinking of doing a movie instead of thinking about getting her babies back or getting her life together. Just shows how you last three Brit fans care more about the dream then you do about children or someones life. Britney is going so crazy right now that she will end up in jail, dead, or in a wheel chair from an accident. Yet all you fans care about is being right or having your precious queen back. Get a clue, Britney fucked up her own life on her own. She is a massively selfish and egotistical person that does not care about her babies, her fans, or anyone that made her career for her. That is why she is over. And as for the movie, do you really thing she can make one. She can't even show for her lattest videos on time or at all. A movie would require a lot more - and I mean a "lot more" - effert then a one day video. She is so crazy that the movie would never be finished. It would cost the producers millions in losses and only make Britney look even worse. Come out of the dream "Brit fan" because Britney is over and she hates everyone herself since she thinks she is Gods gift to the world. She is a major narsassist and brat. She does not have any real talent since she does not sing, does not write her own songs, she can't act (that is one of the major reasons this rumor of her playing in this movie is just that "a rumor"). Britney is over for good. She will never be back and is now just living out her last few seconds of fame in the lowest manor before she expires for good. Good ridence Britney, you are major trash, and the world has now decided to take the trash out. You are over!

Posted by: Anonymous


1:04 - YES!! Ina situation like this when my mind is flooded so quickly with such idiocity...yes...I have a little ADD....dont know how to handle so many douchebags at once =)

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


FEDERLINE ATTORNEY TO SPEARS: `THIS ISN'T THE FOURTH GRADE'

LATEST: KEVIN FEDERLINE's lawyer has openly blasted BRITNEY SPEARS, claiming her no-show at a deposition earlier this week (11Dec07) could land her behind bars.
Mark Vincent Kaplan isn't accepting Spears' excuse she was too ill to attend the court-ordered child custody-related meeting at the attorney's Los Angeles office - and urges her to behave more responsibly.
He says, "It's not like the fourth grade where you get a doctor's note and it's all OK.
"If you don't obey a court order, you can be held in contempt, but we're not really interested in punishing her. We're interested in getting facts and information that are inconsistent with her position or consistent with my client's position." Though much of the custody battle remains unsure, Kaplan insists one thing that is decided is where Federline and Spears' sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will spend Christmas.
He adds, "Kevin would like the children to be able to experience Christmas, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day with both himself, as well as their mom, and arrangements have been made for a schedule we believe will accommodate them."

PRinside

Posted by: Anonymous


1:17 - well now we know why you have so much in common with Shitney.

Posted by: Anonymous


THE PHOTO ISN'T OLD ITS LIKE FROM A WEEK OR TWO AGO!! SHE LOOKS GOOD CUZ HER RATTY ASS HAIR IS COVERED UP AND SHE HAS HUGE SUNGLASSES ON!!!

and wtf x17 where have u been? i read about that a few days ago! GET WIH IT AND QUIT POSTIN OLD NEWS!

Posted by: get wit it bitch


Dear Mr. Kaplan:

Please put this unfit skank whore in jail and let Kevin raise those beautfiul kids without this POS in their life.

Thank you

Posted by: Team Kevin


Britneybrightensmyday. Wow, if Britney brightens your day, then I think Hitler would meke your year. Britney is one of the darkest and most misserable people on earth. She is a child abuser, a drug addict, and alcoholic, she is hated by the world, she is crazy, she is a compleete slut, she cares nothing about the law or courts orders, she fires all her help and abuses them, she has thrownd her family out, she has ruined her career completely on her own. she is moving more and more towards death with her insane actions, she is very unhappy inside and out, she is a very disgusting invividual. She is not a true artist since she does not sing, can't act, she does not write her own music or do anything artistically except dance. Yet she never was a great dancer and now she can't even dance anymore since she has fucked up her body so badly. That is why her last few videos only show her in close ups and she does no real dancing anymore. She has done all of this to herslef. And this is someone you worship? You really have mental problems and you must hate kids and want to abuse them. And again, you are the type of person that would support Hitler and the Nazi's. You are sick. Hope all the bad that happens to Britney (which of course wont stop, and will only get worse), happens to you too.

Posted by: Anonymous


1:16...so, you know what's been going on with Britney personally, right?? becuase you seem to know what she is going through. have you ever suffered from depression or post baby blues? I think you really HAVE NO IDEA how fucked up mentally it can make you. One of my closest friends went through it and strangely acted alot like Britney does now. Guess we all cant be problem free and perfect like you...god help us!

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


Kudos to the post at 1:24 Britneybrightens.... I am not pleased with a lot of what Britney does, but I don't hate her for it because I can sadly relate to what a fragile mental state can do to a person... most of us are just lucky enough to not have our misery all over the tabloids

Posted by: Anonymous


She looks too rugged and old for the part.
They need a fresh, young face to play the Virgin Mary. This French producer must be on drugs too. LOL! She's the worst example for mother, and she's real slutty esposes her butt and cooch all the time...VIRGIN MARY??? NOT!!!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


1:30 it's supposed to be a satire, as in funny as all hell, therefore the hilarity of brit playing the virgin mary is quite appropriate

Posted by: Anonymous


Thanks 1:24 you just spoke for a lot of us. LOL!!!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britneybrightensmyday,

If severe postpartum depression causes Britney's strange behavior, then she should not be alone with her sons until she get mental help.

Posted by: Anonymous


1:24. You crack me up. Thanks for the good laugh. I lOVE my life, I have children who are loved dearly, and no one said I "worshiped" Britney. YOU put those words there, and the name below...its just a name retard. If you'd like I could Be "anonymous" and then I could evaluate why you dont have a name....you must be an unsecure, devil worshiping, happy person hater, who loves to fuck sheep. I mean...seriously, thank you for the evaluation, but I will leave that to the people who actually KNOW ME, you fucktard.
Forgive me for being a happy person with a heart!

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


I don't care what your reasons are, I don't care what you are going through, I don't care if you cry yourself to sleep, and I don't care for the truth: You are no longer perfect so it is in my right to hate you! How dare you fall from the pedestal I put you on! How dare you be human and feel pain and do wrong! I hate because I am ignorant, so please forgive me. Hate is like a disease, and I don't have the meds.

Posted by: your average hater


1:33 No, she should be in exactly the situation she is in now. Supervised visits, until she gets help.

Posted by: Anonymous


How to make a movie TANK before it's released:

Cast Madonna or Shitney as the Lead Role.

Box Office Max: $4,000,000
Budget with Advertising: $40,000,000
Total Loss: $36,000,000

Another way to Tank a movie before release:
Have Osama Lutfi in the credits.

Good Luck with that. On top of the fact that she cannot act, sing, or dance anymore, what are the chances that she will even show up for work two days in a row. In addition to the movie pre-tanking just because her name is associated with it, they will never get insurance with her on the bill. They will also face massive over-budget deficits due to the fact that Shitney will miss or be late for at least 50% of her shoots, and thus run the budget up millions of dollars.

Finally... $40 Million is about the cheapest you can make, distribute, and advertise a "low budget" drama or romantic-comedy these days.

Posted by: Ron Mexico


1:33 No, she should be in exactly the situation she is in now. Supervised visits, until she gets help.

Posted by: Anonymous


Product of cousins

Posted by: your average Brit fan


I totally agree that if she doesn have PPD or any type of mental disorder, including depression, she has no business being anywhere near those kids until she gets help. All the more reason for Kevin to do what he is doing.

Posted by: Team Kevin


She deserves to be near her kids, depressed or not, so long as there is someone there to supervise. The kids need time with her, and as long as they are safe seeing their mom is a good thing. Either they'll bond with her, or it will help them to realize early on what kind of mom she is.

Posted by: Anonymous


Britneybrightensmyday 1:24 PM. And what? you do know what is going on with Britney, so you think you can defend her with certainty? You don't know! And you also don't know that she has "depression". And also, that is no excuse for her treating her childern so badly. It never is! Britney is responsible for Britney. She has created all of this herslef by being majorly selfish. And it started way before she had babies! So stop using that as an exuse. And people that do have depression do not go out every fucking day and go nuts, they usually stay home and don't want to do anything. That is what depression is. It is the loss of will and energy. Britney on the other hand goes out and has many times flashed her vagina on purpose and tits too, and has done a million other things that are pure nuts. I have known people with depression, and non of them ever did anything stuppid or crazy like that. Your statement is insulting to those that really do suffer from depression. Britney has run aruond all the time showing off and acting very selfish and crazy. She treats everyone like shit and does not care about them. She is not depressed, she is very selfish and egotistical. She used to have everything given to her so the ended up thinking she was God's gift to the human race. She thought she was untouchable and could do whatever she wanted (cheat on any boyfreind, fire anyone that had an oppinion that did not agree with hers, fire her help all the time, treat her kids like shit, dispbay the judge and courts, throw her family out, etc.), now she has realized that she is not God's gift to the world and that she can't do whatever she wants. So she now goes around acting disgusting like a little brat in order to offend everyone. She is a gross little child that should be put away in an intutution untill she is fixed. She is "not" depressed. She is a very selfish little brat with a supperiority complex that is way out of control and she needs to be brought back down to earth, which is what is now happening!

Posted by: Anonymous


Little known fact: There is a minimal to null risk of genetic defects when people related as cousins or further procreate.
Even lesser known fact: Genetic abnormalities present in those conceived by brothers or sisters are not a result of the sibling union of genetic code. In order for any genetic problems to occur in this manner there is typically an inherited genetic problem both carried but did not exhibit. This problem will display in their offspring as it will now come from both parents. Family unions of a sexual nature became discouraged when it became apparent that pre existing genetic health problems almost always showed up in their offspring, whereas the chance is reduced if outside genes are present. Hemophilia in the royal family anyone? Those guys used to insist on "keeping it in the family" until they recognized this trend!

Posted by: Anonymous


Sheesh...longwinded nonsense 1:44

Posted by: Anonymous


People with depression can display it in ALL sorts of ways. Some stay home in bed all day, some self medicate by drinking or drugging, some go shopping and spend money they don't have. Some have meaningless sex. I've worked on call lines to help these people, and I think this girl needs to call one of those lines since she's too scared to talk to a doctor in person.

Posted by: Anonymous


I'll tell you the truth - Britney is an idiot. Don't forgive me.

Posted by: Anonymous


1:48...YES! Thank you for getting it....most of these people DONT

Posted by: Britneybrightensmyday


point proven, any other biters?

Posted by: Anonymous


I love how X-17 changed the photo from Brit's young and pretty days back to the old hag photos we know and love of present...

x-17 you know you all secretly make fun of her :)

Posted by: Jbo


Britney Brightens - you're kidding right? You don't have kids, your posts are way to immature, but good try. Besides, WHAT mother would think Britney Brightens their day, wouldn't your kids brighten your day?? Nah - you don't have kids. Now get off mommies computer.

Posted by: Anonymous


So true 1:44 PM. So true, thank you. That Britney fan is crazy and would defend Jack the Ripper!

Britney doe not have PPD, it has been confirmed by many medicos. Also, she was sent to Promises Rehab because of drug addiction. Some professionals just reported that also. They also said if she had PPD she would not have been sent to Promises which is for drug addiction, she would have been sent to a psychiatric facility. It is strang how Britney fans always think they know what is going on with Brintey when they don't know. They are blinded by there extreem dependency on Britney for their happiness so they create a false reality of what they want Britney to be. They are not in the real world so they don't see the real Britney like the rest of the world does. They have an unusual dependency on Brintey for their happiness since they usuall are very lonely and have no freinds. That is why they make this person (Britney) so important to themselves. They have low self-esteem and can't come out of their shell. They don't care if Britney is a horrible mother since they don't care about children. To a Britey fan, they do want Britney's babies to die since that would mean they could have their dream of Britney back all to themselves. They are the most psychotic and selfish and lonely people on Earth. I almost feel sorry for the few Britney fans that are left. They are in such pain and missery. I mean, look at what they are defending, a mean spirited, alcoholic, drug addict, child abuser, who has no real artistic talent. That is what they defend, but they never defend her babies that are the real victims here. Just shows how screwed up Britney fans are!

Posted by: Cindy


id see the movie sounds like it would be funny. people have to lay of brit brit and be nice 2 her she is a women with 2 kids and her new cd is the best ever

Posted by: Anonymous


Little known fact: There is a minimal to null risk of genetic defects when people related as cousins or further procreate. 1:45
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That's actually a well known fact,but the term "product of cousins" used in the above post is hidden code for Brit fans aren't too swift.

Posted by: Black Sabbath


Britney doesn't have 2 kids - her ex husband Kevin has the kids. HA HA!!

Posted by: Anonymous


A satirical Virgin Mary? I think playing a 19 year old would be a stretch.

Posted by: Can Britney act? Hope she's better than Madonna.


I agree with you completely 1:55. That is so true. Britney fans never deffend her babies. They always defend Britney over her own babies. That show that they only care about the dream the record companies created of Britney to sell her CD's. Britney fans care only about their own selfish fanstasies. They don't care about two small children at all. In other words, the real world means nothing to a Britney fan (the children), only the fake world of the Popstar matters to them. Britney fans only care about themselves. They don't care about anyone else or even children. They are the perfect Britney clones.

Posted by: Shawna


LOL...time wasting IDIOTS. Im outta here...you all are the immature ones "using mommies computer" to keep randomly picking on others to make yourselves look and feel better because of all the shit you just spewed out of your nasty mouths. Rude and un-intellegent.
Now, its time to make another sad ass post about me or BBMD and I sure wont get any sleep tonight because if it.

Posted by: Anonymous


Black Sabbath, how about it's hidden code for the haters aren't too swift then. I mean really, if it's so well known that cousins can have normal healthy babies, why use "product of cousins" as an insult? Yeah, thought so!

Posted by: Anonymous


2:02

LOL, that is so true. I have been sayint that for years. Britney fans care about what the record companies created for them. And like blind mice, they always run for the cheese. But if you show them the "real world" as you put it, they just can't deal with it at all. Britney fans defend Britney no matter what she does, but they attack or ignore those sweet little babies that she abuses and does not want at all.

Posted by: Anonymous


Doctors can be idiots... jus saying... I was puking green for a week, went to the doc, and got told i had a cold and was given decongestant. My nose was clear as a sunny day when i went in there.

Posted by: Anonymous


It's a well known fact among educated people, 2:03. I used a phrase I thought Brit fans would get, but I concede your point.

Posted by: Black Sabbath


Britneybrightensmyday? You have to be kidding!

Well, if Britney brightens your day, then I'm sure Osama Bin Laden would meke you so happy.

Damn, you are one sick pervert.

Why don't you throw yourself of a clif, that would brighten the whole worlds day, lol.

Posted by: Anonymous


x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/goin_to_the_chapel_and_were-07092007.php

Posted by: Anonymous


Whatever you guys want to believe, go ahead. Why would I post about her children, who I know are safe with their father right now? I know they're in the best place they can be right now, and I'm sad that they don't have a stable mom, but life is cruel, and that is just that. I don't care about another album, I've never bought one yet, why start now. I just want Britney to pull her head out of her ass and get back to being a human being. I don't have to say squat bout the babies. I can say all I want about Britney, and you'll still be wrong.

Posted by: FAN


Haters just throw in comments about the babies like they care so they don't sound like such ignorant children who are filled with irrational hate for someone they don't know. Britney fans don't have to resort to such nonsense.

Posted by: Anonymous


TO: FAN 2:10 PM. You say you have never bought one of her albums yet, but you post that you are a fan? You are as nuts as Britney!

And when you are evaluating a situation you have to look at all the parts. You can't just say Britney is great or talk about her in a postitive way without also taking responsibility for her babies also. That just proves the point that other poster just said, and that is, Britney fans don't care about her babies at all, they just care about the dream that the record companies created of Britney (which is not the real Britney). You live in a dream world whild her babies live in the real world of hell. Thanks for careing about kids. Live in you dream and stay there, no one wants you, you moron!

Posted by: Sarah


Defend her children? It seems the courts are handling that just fine. Probably the reason she doesnt have full cusody of them and has supervised visitation....which, gee, Is in the childrens BEST INTEREST! WOW brilliant people.
Now, if you will feel better, I can join the Kevin fanclub where you post, and we can all get along just fine....Like Kevin is any better a parent, the press just doesnt follow him because he is a complete LOSER

Posted by: britneybrightensmyday


2:12 PM. irrational hate. That is just what you proved you are all about, lol. Typical Britard fan that hate kids. You probably have sex with your own family. ewwwwwww

Posted by: Anonymous


Sarah I'm not an idiot, you are. For reading perhaps the first two lines of my post and stopping there. WHEN DID I SAY SHE WAS GREAT?!? Hrm, I didn't!!! Wow, look at that. I don't have to buy her music to be supportive of her as a person, and label myself a FAN! I won't buy her new CD because I don't think supporting her efforts like that will help her, or anyone. I think saying repeatedly that I refuse to be consumed by stupidity and hate and that I am waiting to forgive once she turns this around is a much better approach.

Posted by: FAN


britneybrightensmyday is an X17 employee. That is how X17 get all their hits (which makes them all their money). They have their workers troll their own site so they can upset people so people will post more and more. You can tell it is one of them since the posts are alway redundunt and lack any intelegence. They are just made to flame so you will flame back. Ignore them, they are of no importance to anyone including themselves, lol.

Posted by: Mark


You can't call yourself a fan unless you are one. A fan buys the artists goods and is in to them. You obviously have mental problems and need some treatment. Please get some quickly!

Posted by: Anonymous


2:18 nothing I said was hateful, just observational. Really.

Posted by: Anonymous


A fan can like the music and not spend money on it, and refuse to for very good reasons.

Posted by: FAN


Mark is trying to distract from his own issues, Ya'll. I feel for you mark, and hope you get the help you need

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY SPEARS NEWS:
Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.
Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.”
Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on.
An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney really is “not” fun anymore. That was what sold her years ago, and was great about her. Britney was fun; she shined, was a great performer (who cared about her performances), inspired, and was a sweet girl who cared about people and herself back then. She really took care of herself and looked fantastic back then. She seemed to be happy all the time, and it was not about her or her problems, but was about art and entertainment. She seemed to care about people and her fans back then. She was inspiring and made you feel good. She was so full of energy and made you happy. Now she is like a gross homeless person with hate for everyone including her fans and children. She is not fun anymore but just makes videos to hate on everyone and acts like a cheap stripper in a low-grade strip club. She just wants to be gross and ugly. Not the same Britney at all. Now she just inspires loathing and disgust from everyone. And those are the kinds of fans she has left, ones that like that hate and gross image. And that is because her "current" fans are like that inside themselves, gross and hateful. The rest of the world has left Britney because they wont support a child abuser and someone that disgusting and ugly. That is why most of her fans have left and Britney's career is over. Britney did all of this herself, it's completely her own fault, and now she is over because of it!

Posted by: Anonymous


2:26 Ho hum, didn't I read this on another post like days ago?!

Posted by: Anonymous


Britney Spears continued her downward spiral yesterday when she emerged from her Hollywood house hunting binge looking extremely distraught.

The Toxic singer, who was shown an array of plush properties in Beverly Hills, was seen clutching a religious book as she viewed property after property.

The now 26-year-old – who is embroiled in a bitter custody battle with ex Kevin Federline – was later snapped leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills sporting her notorious pink locks and looking notably distressed.

Just yesterday legal documents revealed that the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services are concerned about the singer's parenting skills.

The document reads, "Based on its investigation to date, it should be noted that DCFS has concerns of its own regarding the safety and welfare of the children if the children are left in the mother's care."

Posted by: Anonymous


Kevin and all tabloid rumors destroyed her! Almost.

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY SPEARS trip to Las Vegas last month, which X17 reported was for a LipoDissolve procedure, is a total cover-up. The Las Vegas Review Journal is working on a story about her ABORTION. The story is going to look at issues including the history of Las Vegas weddings, celebrity gambling, the "escort" industry and how it is associated with Casino VIP Hosts and their high-roller/celebrity clientele, Strip clubs and their VIP rooms, high profile celebrity divorces, as well as looking into what has become a new trend: Secret Abortions for the rich and famous.

The story is supposed to be a multi part expose, with a good portion of investigative reporting going towards the cover-ups, deeply hidden secrets of the casino-porn-"escort" relationships, as well as the new practice of secret abortions.

The abortion issue part is supposed to be one full section of the expose. Much of it will focus on the secret abortion. Supposedly, the secret abortions, are taking place in satellite offices which have no markings, and often appear to be vacant spaces. The abortions are not illegal. The doctors involved simply provide a very inconspicuous location for high-profile clients to have an abortion, while never being seen entering a clinic of any kind. One angle of the investigation is looking into the prospect that some of these abortion clinics operate out of aesthetic clinics, in well appointed back surgical rooms, accessible through private entrance. They are apparently top-notch medical facilities capable of critical care and a range of surgical procedures.

Also of note, the fee for the procedures, instead of $300 - $1000, which is an industry norm, cost clients as much as $25,000

Posted by: Anonymous


Beauty is only skin deep, but crazy goes down to the bone.

What a craptastic mess.

Posted by: Britney sucks!


Britney’s new CD is doing so poorly; they are GIVING IT AWAY with a purchase of her latest fragrance.
Poor thing!

Who would actually buy this crap???

2 stinkers in 1!

Britney is over!

Posted by: Anonymous


Does anyone know the formulas for diffusion controlled reactions in chemistry??? lol

Posted by: Anonymous


BRITNEY’S MENTAL STATE AND DIAGNOSIS

Dr. Drew's Diagnosis of Britney

Wed, 11/21/2007 - 13:45 — BritneyBash

Britney Spears' Childhood: An Addiction Specialist (Dr. Drew!) Explains How It Shaped Her Behavior Today

“She’s sort of our new Michael Jackson,” says Dr. Drew Pinsky as he talks about the traumas in Britney’s past — her father’s substance abuse, and a family history of mental imbalance — and how they may explain her current mental state

US: What in Britney Spears’ childhood led her to where she is now?

DP: It's how her father treated her, it's the divorce and it’s the genetics.

US: How would her father’s substance abuse affect Britney?

DP: At least 60% of addiction is accounted for on the basis of genetics. I've never treated an addict that didn't have a family history of the disease. You have to inherit it from somewhere. We know that she is a drug addict because she's been admitted to a treatment center. You can't be admitted unless you’ve met criteria for addiction.

US: A person can’t be accepted for post-partum depression?

DP: If you go to a psychiatric hospital for post-partum depression, you go to the psychiatric hospital, you don't go to the chemical dependency program. She is a drug addict. It is an indisputable point. And she has a parent with an addiction. Just by having a parent with addiction puts you at about a 50% risk for having your own addiction problem. But, just because you have a genetic heritage doesn't mean you're going to get an addiction. A childhood trauma, physical abuse, sexual abuse, abandonment, will also propel a person towards full-blown addiction.

US: What about the fact that she became an international star at such a young age?

DP: Her mental health has almost nothing to do with her career. Fame hinders getting to her now. It is hard to get through the sycophants who are enabling her and be able to find people around Britney who are willing to potentially sacrifice either their salary or their access to her by bringing her into treatment. That's the core problem. That is what is putting her in danger. That is what killed Anna Nicole Smith. She had people around her who didn't step up and say you need to get treatment!

US: We found out that her paternal grandmother committed suicide at the age of 31 because she was depressed for years after the death of her baby. Could that mean anything?

DP: It means that there is a long history of serious mental illness in the family. Britney is behaving very bizarrely, she has been admitted to a chemical dependency program, she has a stressful career, she's divorced, she has childcare demands, and she is in denial and is paranoid. She has a mom with the proxy relationship and a dad with drug addiction and alcohol problems. When you add that up you get the recipe for where she is today.

US: Is it her parents who should help her?

DP: Generally you want to bring the family in. You want to treat the family too. You want the family to support the recovery. You'll be amazed how people in the family start out looking like villains until you realize all the different layers to the situation. How the addict treats the family members can make people act in strange ways. I would urge everyone to not point fingers, there are no evil people here; they're all just trying to live their lives.

US: What about the effects from Britney being sexually active from age 14, dressing provocatively, losing her virginity, and yet maintaining this image of purity and virginity?

DP: I have seen many cases of young girls who have been prematurely sexualized in one fashion or another who try to recapture their virginity. They claim that the abuse doesn't count, "I'm a virgin now." I see that quite a bit.

US: Would this change her identity? She pretty much had to make those claims, because her managers were telling her not to talk about her boyfriend, all the while dressing her up provocatively for the public.

DP: Her life was a media event. Her needs were subjugated for her career and that is part of the problem here.

US: Court documents indicate that her father cheated on her mother and Britney allegedly cheated on Justin, did she learn that from her parents?

DP: It would be hard to learn to value sacredness in marriage with that as an example. But, if you want the moment in her life when it started to unravel, it was when she got involved with Kevin Federline. The crazy thing about the human is that traumatic experiences in childhood get repeated as attractions in our adult life. We are attracted romantically to that very kind of person that was so terrorizing to us in childhood. It's a crazy mechanism. So Dad and Kevin are the same guy.

US: She has said that all she wanted was to be a mother and be married. What happened?

DP: Those kinds of drives you can't be taught, you have to have a deep motivational desire. The problem was that the attraction that she was following was distorted by her childhood.

US: She has also said she wants to be a waitress or a school teacher. Would you send your kids to school where Britney Spears was the teacher?

DP: If she had been treated successfully first absolutely. You'd see a brand new person; she'd be incredible. But she needs a lot of treatment. She needs time, time, time and a high degree of structure. She is just not interested, people are trying to get her into treatment and she won't go.

US: One thing we’ve seen Britney is that she has arrested social development. Do you agree?

DP: She's sort of our next Michael Jackson. It's understandable that developmentally they don't have the usual skills. She doesn't have the usual responsibility; she doesn't understand the coping strategies of an adult.

US: And how is she going to teach her children? Or say no to them?

DP: She won't. It's grandiose thinking: “That's how I was raised and that is how my kids are going to be raised.” It's not a good thing.

US: What can be done for Britney? Is she permanently damaged?

DP: She can be treated. She is not an untreatable situation, but she needs to go away and drop out of sight and focus on her sobriety for at least nine months.

US: Can she leave her kids?

DP: The kids can be brought into the process. But, for at least 30 days she is going to be mostly away from the kids. Then, for another six months or so, she can be in an intensive environment. It's going to take a long time.

US: How much of this dysfunction did Britney create herself and how much of it is a product of her life and upbringing?

DP: Yes, the circumstances in her life and her genetics have contributed to where she is today. There was no sinister plot to make her this way. Now she needs to change and that is where you have to hold her accountable, particularly because she has children. An adult shouldn’t be blaming anyone other than themselves. She can get better, she just doesn’t want to.