If You Censor Britney...

I still don't get it. But I haven't bought the album.

Took me a while to get it. Oh my!

Yes I'm sure you will be blasting it because bubble gum pop from a 26 year old who think it's cool and somehow artistic to say a bad word is just such great music lmaooo ,

this is something a 15 year old should find cool not a 26 year old so called " mother " of 2 lol

Oh I forgot ,
haha hehe haha ho ???
lmaooo great lyrics lol

i dont get it. someone explain!

Huh? This makes no sense. Why can't she say 'seek'?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

iF yoU seeK amy , sound it out lol

wow...oldddddd new....when u say "if you seek amy" really fast...its sounds like f - u - c - k m- e....

it's easy, how come people don't get it?
all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to "if you seek amy" (F.*.C.K. me)

how ~edgy~ of her. i'm sure her sons will be so proud.

ooooooohhhhh now i hear it lol

THE SONG IS ABOUT NASTY AMY WINEHOUSE. OH, AND ONLY MORONS PAY MONEY FOR MUSIC YOU CAN GET TOTALLY FREE OFF SITES SUCH AS LIMEWIRE. DUH....

This is total hype, there is nothing there, inless you want it there.
You can't hear anything but the actual words that are there.
Hype sells. Congrats.

Well yeah it's total crap ,

but the song makes no sense with the words as they are written so is's clear what she's trying to say lmaoo

just lame

Don't you love the messages she sends to teenage girls? Dress and act like a slut so you will be popular. Throw temper tantrums when you don't get your way. Screw whoever you want, whenever you want, even if they are married or already in a relationship with someone else. Not as popular as you used to be? No problem - dress and act even sluttier and things will be better! You are ABOVE the law, so do all the drugs you want, drink till you are shit-faced, get behind the wheel and run over people. All that matters is YOU getting what you want, when you want it! Don't worry about your responsibilites like taking care of your children - go PARTY!

Thank goodness for the radio stations that refuse to push this garbage on the kids.

lmao Brit

Thank you! I'm one of the thick ppl that had no idea! Now the song makes sense to me... thank you.

Oooh, and now I like the song even more because I can sing along without confusion.

I am not joking here, I would rather cut my own throat than F. U. C. K. her, so yeah, I'm not "begging" to do anything! NASTY!

slut.im tired of her.she is so dumb.look at her face is disgusting.imagine when she turn 50.damn.she is nasty.thast why she still single.she is a mental freak ugly face

I'm with 10:29. No way would I touch it. The very thought of having sex with Britney Spears makes me want to hurl. That filthy slut has had more nasty dicks in her than a truck stop urinal.

saying "If you seek Amy" out loud fast it doesn't sound like Eff me. More like infusicate me. But Infusicate isnt a word. Oh! i just made it up. hmm,*strokes chin* what shall it mean?

saying "If you seek Amy" out loud fast it doesn't sound like Eff me. More like infusicate me. But Infusicate isnt a word. Oh! i just made it up. hmm,*strokes chin* what shall it mean?

Thanks everyone for explaining, because I did not get it. :)

WTF i don't think there is anything wrong with the song

Love me, hate me, say you what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """"" W e a l t h y C u p i d . c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

Spell it out.

if you seek amy

Spell it out.

if you seek amy

¤ ¤ ¤ HEY X17!!! ¤ ¤ ¤

¤ ¤ ¤ Has Brit moved in to her new place in Calabasas yet? Any news there? I'm DYING here! Hello?! PLEASE!? ¤ ¤ ¤

I love this song. Did noticed the hidden message in though. There are worse lyrics out there. Leave my Britney alone.

Sounds like what she's singing about so much is shit she won't be getting much of in the near future. Not with daddy holding the leash!

Lip syncing this song must T-O-R-T-U-R-E for her! Love it!

They should change the lyrics to something more realistic, like this:

'If you seek a me, gotta go ask my daddy if it's okay to spread my legs for somebody else now!'

If (F)
YOU (U)
SEE ( C)
KA (K)
MY (ME)

It’s not exactly the kind of song most mom’s wants their tween daughters singing.

Everything about Shitney is infantile and appeals to the basest of humanity. Her appearance, her clothing, her stupidity, her lack of talent (lip syncing/gyrating) and her complete dearth of socialization skills all all up to ONE BIG LOSER. She should move back to Louisiana and crawl into a swamp...

She tried to blame Kevin for Sean Preston learning to say F U C K.

It’s funny how every problem (large or small) is always someone else’s fault.

SHE IS SUCH A LOSER WHO WILL BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF HER MISERABLE LIFE OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO BE BY HER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE IS SUCH A LOSER WHO WILL BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF HER MISERABLE LIFE OTHER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE PAID TO BE BY HER SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instead of blaming everybody else for her "problems" she ought to take an honest look at herself and observe that she's generated them all herself. Some day Shitney is going to be all alone: no friends (like she has any now?); no work colleagues; no family and no fans. But she'll still blame someone else for her misfortunes.

"The song makes absolutely no sense now"

i mean really...did it make much sense to begin with? the entire song was based on word play...it was never deep or full of substance to begin with, so who cares if it makes sense? britney fans are not too deep to begin with, so this should be just fine...they cant tell the diff. lol

12:11
As I was reading the "i don't get it" posts, my intention was to post almost the identical comment! Then I saw yours! LOL I was going to use an "=" sign instead of parenthesis!

SO OLD!!
YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!!

mandy you're a stupid bitch. i recognize you from the miley thread...so whats up? you wanna rumble? :P

I heard the song before ever "reading" the title, it played one time and I instantly caught on, I replayed the track twice and then (at a red light) reached to the passenger side floor for the c/d case!
Had I read the title before hearing the song, most likely I would have expected to be hearing "If you seek Amy" and not thought twice as to what it really sounds like!
Could lend to the reasoning that it wasn't rated differently. (IMO)

Hi Anonymous Enough!

I knew you would understand the meaning of the lyrics. It’s pretty obvious Britney’s staunchest defenders are not parents. Just imagine little girls singing, “If you seek Amy” on a beach or in a mall. I wouldn’t be surprised if pedophiles adopted it as their anthem!

She is a no talent scum She never could sing that is why she has to have all the gimicks in her music and dance like a slut on stage People with real talent rely on Their Talent She is stuck in a time warp and will never advance in life

I would love to do her with my strap-on.

1:24, no talent? Really and do you? Did you sell over 500,000 copies of your album during a recession? Did you just have a #1 hit? NOPE!

I still think her label should have released "Kill the lights" or "Out from Under" as the third single.

1:37: Yeah, "Kill the Lights" would have been appropriate; then nobody would have to watch Shitney gyrate (not dancing) her way through another lip sync tune. Perfect! And I'm sure she does wish she was "Out From Under" the 24/7 conservatorship that was ordered by the Court. However, when you're mentally incapable of caring for yourself, you have to rely on others to do EVERYTHING for you.

Shitney has NO TALENT and can't be trusted to care for her own children or herself. She's a piece of work...

500,000 during a recession? you think that's good? haha!

i got your #1 hit right here in my pants...biOtCH!

Kimmerly, I haven’t decided which is more unsettling - your chronic need to publicly express your fantasies about her exposed genitalia, your desire to use a strap-on with her as your submissive or you gleefully announcing you mailed her a penguin. I do know one thing, you made the “Top 10 Most Sexually Depraved Fan List.”

Congratulations, I guess.

People who have sexual fantasies, mail strange objects, stalk, threaten, injure and/or take the life of a celebrity are nearly ALWAYS fans. Now run along and tell the other fans you’re entering the “Fans Requiring a Restraining Order Competition” next. At the rate you’re going, I think you could win!

Shitney?! That's too funny! Total, complete crap. That about sums it up for me. She's even dumber than I realized.

ima little bothered by the fact that you own a strap on kimmy.... sooo are you a man trapped in a womans body?

i would never let a girl do me with a strap on...too unnatural!

ummm HELLO... SOMEONE STARTED THE RUMOR OUT OF THE SONG TO GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY CAUSE SHE'S STAYING OUT OF THE LIGHT.... AND ANYWAY WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE SONG. AMY IS HER WHEN SHE WAS WEARING THE DAMN PINK WING... THINK ABOUT IT. EVERYONE WAS SEEKIN HER WITH THE PINK WIG ON. SHE WAS WANTING TO BUY HERSELF A DRINK BUT SHE CANT FIND HER CAUSE SHE'S NOT THERE ANYMORE...

ummm HELLO... SOMEONE STARTED THE RUMOR OUT OF THE SONG TO GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY CAUSE SHE'S STAYING OUT OF THE LIGHT.... AND ANYWAY WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE SONG. AMY IS HER WHEN SHE WAS WEARING THE DAMN PINK WING... THINK ABOUT IT. EVERYONE WAS SEEKIN HER WITH THE PINK WIG ON. SHE WAS WANTING TO BUY HERSELF A DRINK BUT SHE CANT FIND HER CAUSE SHE'S NOT THERE ANYMORE...

ummm HELLO... SOMEONE STARTED THE RUMOR OUT OF THE SONG TO GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY CAUSE SHE'S STAYING OUT OF THE LIGHT.... AND ANYWAY WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THE SONG. AMY IS HER WHEN SHE WAS WEARING THE DAMN PINK WING... THINK ABOUT IT. EVERYONE WAS SEEKIN HER WITH THE PINK WIG ON. SHE WAS WANTING TO BUY HERSELF A DRINK BUT SHE CANT FIND HER CAUSE SHE'S NOT THERE ANYMORE...

Is there a lottery for those who have a response to Jeca? Or shall we all just have at it? OMG

Dear Britney,

No one wants to see your coochie or have sex with your nasty ass! Go home a take a bath wash that rats nest you call hair and be a mother to your children you are not a teenager anymore.

Hey...I won the lottery the last two times!

I still have a tick in my right eye! ;)

FUNNY this thing about "iF yUo CseeK me but the rest of the song is shit, sorry brit I love your music but this one

Oh my Babe,
i really like this --if u seek amy---
i think it's nothing wrong with the song.
don't be too sensitive.
if u feel like want to F-U-C-K, then it will be F_U_C_K me.
ok!!
if u think it positive, it will never be that.

By the way---F-u-c-k me is nice too.
I love It.
i bought her album. No#1 forever BRITNEY!!!!

HA! Singing about sex she's not going to get!

I think its awesome! go britney!

Wow, I guess that's the message she wants to put out about herself. If you don't have any real talent, you go for shock.

Well if you don't get it,If You Seek Amy sounds like
Eff (F)
U (U)
Cee (C)
Kei (K)
Me.
F-U-C-K Me.
If You Seek Amy.
I think whoever wrote this song is so smart!!

Well we know who DIDN'T write this. And sorta creepy considering that someone wrote it for her. And how funny it is to write it for someone who can only hope to get some when her daddy tosses her the keys to the chastity belt!

Perfect picture of a F.U.C.K HEAD!!!

lmbo...I just now got it!

Whoever started this must have a great deal of idle time on their hands. Totally STUPID. If any radio station bands this track, they must be part of some religious cult. Even if this is sending out a subliminal message, how many times do we hear the F word a day. Give it a rest!!!!!!

Banning all her sh1t is a good start!

if you seek amy sounds like F-U-C-K me. So it's like she's saying "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to (insert F bomb here) me." Naughty, naughty, Brit!

Ha I didn't even notice that until I read this! Sneaky!

Wow how deep is britney, such a great artist hahahaha, , her fans are so stupid, she laughs of you in your faces and you dont even know it hahaha, go, brit, go brit, mother f of two poor little children

Like simon said, well engineered is well engineered
dumb my ass>>NOT

LIGHTEN UP! this is not such a big deal like pple are making it up to be.
The song is brilliant the way it is

umm this is not a bad song considering whats out these days. "Lick it like a lollipop" & stupid songs like that are much worse! Im a Britney fan, I dont love every song but this one I do like. I wonuld mind my kids listening to it at all.

umm this is not a bad song considering whats out these days. "Lick it like a lollipop" & stupid songs like that are much worse! Im a Britney fan, I dont love every song but this one I do like. I would not mind my kids listening to it at all.

why is everybody trippin on peoples mistakes. He who has no sin cast the first stone

When I heard that song I didn't understand the "grammar" and I didn't like the music either. Now I understand the bad meaning - of this industry. Bad for girls and boys under 15. Bad for Brineys reputation. Blur also include f*** but it's beeep. Then "where the hel*"
I do like "Out from Under". That one would sell much better as a single.
The next I like is "Unusual You". I hope it comes a video of that if she feels well.
But maby nasty songs sells better...
Where I live (in EU) 10-year old girls sing "I kissed a girl and I liked it" after reading english for 1 year!!
Wonder what the boys are thinking?

Hypocrites. I like it =) and I know you will be dancing to it too when these song hits your favorite club.

I THINK IT WAS VERY CLEVER

YOU ALL ARE SO STUPID.... YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER U WANT BUT HEY, SHE'S AN ENTERTAINER WHETHER SHE'S BUMPING CARS, OR HITTING PAPARAZZIS WITH AN UMBRELLA, OR CUTTING OFF ALL HER HAIR OR WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO... ITS ALL GOOD.... SHE ENTERTAINS US IN ALL DIFFERENT WAYS... GOOD, BAD, STUPID, RETARED..... HEY AND DONT FORGET SHE'S MAKING A LOOOOTTT OF MONEY OUT OF IT.. MEANING, THAT SHE DOESNT CARE..... THX!!!

it doesn't sound lie that to me only if you are trying to hear that

slt moi si lyes apple moi stp merci

she is not "saying" the word, she is spelling it. Took me awhile to get it though.

wala ako maintindihan hehehe to all hello...

leave britney and the song alone. if you are a parent and don't want your kid listening than turn the channel.

i'm sick of living in a sesame street world because parents don't wanna raise their own kids.

remember Red Hot Chili Peppers song "SUCK MY KISS"? well, these same parents wanted that song blocked too.

WTF, put a Disney CD in for your kids and shut the hell up.

man..shes sick..cant wait to hear what her sons have to say about her when they grow up!

I'll help her out with her little problem
SHE'S HOT ASS EVER-I'LL SMASH TILL WE'RE RAW......TRUST

Brit you are the 1 4ever..just go britney..

But She is right, everybody wants to F*ck her in one way or another?

she gonna look like madonna at 50 old nasty and washed up gutter whore take care yo kids ho

Hey Brit, Mom to mom could you please consider those of us who are raising girls. You are responsible for influencing many young girls and you are really losing it. One day you will stand accountable for how you used your talents and gifts, and what are you going to say then? I promise you one day you will wake up and look at your life and say what have I done. I am praying for you to use more wisdom and please make positive music that will inspire girls to be better people. I hope your next child is a girl and then maybe you will understand that raising a slut is not the way you want to go.

What is a four letter word you do in a bedroom then add me. Come on people!

i find it funny and pathetic to realize its the same haters that comments on her page over and over again checking the site multiple times, lol you guys have no life and that's all you do is hate, its like you practically live in the comment section.... lmfao bunch of f*cking losers

STOP HATING!! LEAVE BRIT ALONE!! FIRST OF ALL ITS MUSIC! 2ND NO ONE IS POINTING A GUN TO ANYONE TO BECOME A SLUT. 3RD TO ALL MOMS EDUCATED UR KIND WELL ENOUGH AND THEY WONT BECOME SLUTS. DONT BLAME IT ON BRIT IF UR DAUGHTER BECOMES A SLUT! I LISTEN TO THIS TYPE OF MUSIC AND I AM NOT A SLUT. IF U DON'T LIKE IT DONT F*CKN LISTEN TO IT. GO BRIT U ROCK!

Okay everyone it is time to leave Britney alone.. This is nothing new if you are over the age of 35! I mean really! Let's see there was Prince with the "Dirty Mind" Album and let's not forget Darling Nikki that got lots of airplay and our parents were mortified at the lyrics on that album. Madonna rolled around on stage in her panties at the MTV awards one year signing "Like a Virgin" with bloodshot eyes and if you were around for that most of us girls dressed like that in the eighties lots of lace with enough hair mousse to hold up a birds nest! Singing along with Maddona and knowing every word to all of her songs. Listening to Warrant and watching girls walk around in their underwear and 6 inch stilettos! And let's not forget Ted Nugent singing "Cat Scratch Fever", just to name a few. If we actually paid paid attention to all the lyrics on radio there would'nt be much music left to play on radio. Not to mention the R&B song that has made it to the Billboards charts "Lick it Like a Lollipop"! Need I say more!! Your talking about a girl who has never had a chance to be a kid or a teenager if she had true friends I don't I don't beleive she would have gotten into as much trouble and gone off the deep end like she did actaully she still could have. But she did and the whole world got to witness it and now she is back and the lesson for young girls should be yeah she was out of control and she had to pay for her mistakes. Britney is not raising your little girls that is your responsiblilty. Sex in the City would be an awesome opportunity for her and what a great group of women to be surrounded by. As far as her new song can't please everyone but it amazes me how "I Kissed Girl" got so much airplay and I ask those of you how many of your little girls sing that song on a dailey? I wish Brittiany the best of luck and let's give her the props she deserves and congradulate her on rising above the BS..

These lyrics were done by April Wine way back in the early 80's here in Canada and there wasn't any uproar at all.(If you see amy, tell her I love her) If the U.S. song writers have to plagiarize Canadian music, at least keep the friggin' scandal gossip down! Makes you look ridiculous and immature!!

Why blame her she didn't write the song!